Daz Watches My Husband PUNISHES Me

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  • @samanthajohnson2935
    @samanthajohnson2935 ปีที่แล้ว +4525

    I love how daz smacked himself with a spatula so us fans wouldn't have to.
    Daz never fails at making us all laugh.

  • @Onesayaday_101
    @Onesayaday_101 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    Daz: "Spatulas can't be THAT bad?"
    *slaps himself with a spatula*
    Also Daz: "ThEy ShOuLd RoB bAnKs WiTh ThEsE!"

    • @hannah_matthews_10
      @hannah_matthews_10 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      As someone who got spanked with a wooden spoon when she was younger, I can tell you never underestimate the pain of The Wooden Spoon/Spatula 😂😂

    • @BarefootWildChild
      @BarefootWildChild 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Worse if it has holes in it 😂

  • @beetlejuive
    @beetlejuive ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    14:09 ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HIM SAYING “when mummy is bad, daddy gets a spatula and puts it in my bum” IM ACTUALLY CRYING

    • @expertgaming
      @expertgaming ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO

    • @Phayea
      @Phayea ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AHAHAHA! 😂

    • @mjgray192
      @mjgray192 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I got to that point in the video as I read this comment lol

    • @JazzHandz7
      @JazzHandz7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😭😭 I can't i cant😂

    • @JazzHandz7
      @JazzHandz7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "I wanna be that duck and fly away." 😭🤣🤣 also got me crying😂

  • @clairewood4619
    @clairewood4619 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +669

    6:31 lmao
    "CELING TITY ON THE WALL" "A CEILING TITY I HOPE IT DONT FALL"

  • @courtneyl4737
    @courtneyl4737 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    No one talking about how Daz absolutely slayed singing ✨ceiling tiddy on the walllll✨

    • @lucasdanby
      @lucasdanby ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And how it sounded EXACTLY like Jack Black 😎

    • @molliemattock3715
      @molliemattock3715 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ✨CEILING TIDDY ON THE WALL✨

    • @princessbubblegum3832
      @princessbubblegum3832 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @weird_paws
      @weird_paws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He should go on Britons got talent and sing that 🙂

    • @theemeraldchat2643
      @theemeraldchat2643 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He fucking owned itttt

  • @FoxxOutlaw
    @FoxxOutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    We need a full version of Daz's single "Ceiling Titty" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ralphs-guitar
    @Ralphs-guitar ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    Video: *love don’t judge*
    Daz: oh I’m about to judge, I’ll be the judge jury and executioner 😂😂😂
    Also the mummy I love u bit was golden😂😂😂

    • @DeathOfTime_Official
      @DeathOfTime_Official ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real, This got me dying 😂😂

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction ปีที่แล้ว +4

      love dont judge *but we do*
      xD

  • @keiragladding
    @keiragladding ปีที่แล้ว +3259

    I hate how the word mommy and daddy has been sexualized so much that kids don’t even want to call their parents that anymore

    • @pnthra
      @pnthra ปีที่แล้ว +368

      it’s sad. porn has ruined this generation bro

    • @keiragladding
      @keiragladding ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@pnthra Fr, everything is being sexualized nowadays I miss how everything used to be 😭

    • @StephanieLavoy
      @StephanieLavoy ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes, I completely agree

    • @music-om6hs
      @music-om6hs ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I call my mom mommy and my dad daddy

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Agreed 😭I’ve always called my father daddy and now I can’t because society is sick and twisted

  • @lilyshay7005
    @lilyshay7005 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    11:51 “they should rob banks with these” HAD ME DYING 💀

  • @belle4369
    @belle4369 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    when daz said “spatulas don’t hurt….do they?” my childhood self was screaming “YES IT HURTS” 😂

  • @rougethedragon6674
    @rougethedragon6674 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    Daz is so proud of being engaged. It's adorable

  • @jessieg5414
    @jessieg5414 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    “They should rob banks with these” gave me the most amazing picture of guys in masks threatening bankers with kitchen utensils 😂😂 love it Daz never fail to make me laugh

    • @jessicaf2924
      @jessicaf2924 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I take an online animation storyboarding class this would be a freakin amazing idea for my storyboarding class

    • @jessieg5414
      @jessieg5414 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicaf2924 please do it!! I think it would be such a good sketch. I’d love to see it 😊

    • @justacreativejunkie5164
      @justacreativejunkie5164 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicaf2924 You should do it!

    • @justacreativejunkie5164
      @justacreativejunkie5164 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would LOVED to see Daz does a skit with this idea 🤣

    • @cielmichaelis52
      @cielmichaelis52 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First thought literally this
      Robber : Gave me all the money!! (holds up wooden spoon )
      Banker : ...😐🤔
      Robber : Gave me all the money or you get the spoon !!! 🥄
      😂😂😂😂

  • @rdronline_clipz
    @rdronline_clipz ปีที่แล้ว +595

    The way he goes “they don’t…. Do they?” Makes me laugh every time

  • @MamaPo.SkyCoTL
    @MamaPo.SkyCoTL ปีที่แล้ว +131

    11:30 “spatula’s don’t hurt….do they?!” *proceeds to whack himself* “WOW tHey shOuLd roB baNkS wiTh theSe!” IS KILLING ME AHAHAHAHA

  • @niklaslonewolf6958
    @niklaslonewolf6958 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    The way he whispered fu*k off at the spider is just hilarious 😂😂

  • @lakyra420
    @lakyra420 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    my mom used to use kitchen spatulas to whoop my ass growing up i swearrrr. you said “it doesn’t hurt, does it?” and i immediately go yes, just for you to smack yourself with it ten seconds later 😂😂😂

    • @tallbean
      @tallbean ปีที่แล้ว +15

      im glad someone relates

    • @gracecowden9819
      @gracecowden9819 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right? I was thinking it was odd that there's not more recognition for this punishment growing up

    • @Notmadie
      @Notmadie ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My jaw dropped when he said it doesn’t hurt, the pain of the spatula is unforgettable

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep I got one broken across my back for a bet and it hurt so bad I couldn't scream it welted up that spot like a quarter inch and actually drew blood lol ... All for 10 bucks cause I'm a idiot

    • @AJst6tz
      @AJst6tz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's.. that's abuse..

  • @skaapiebabasrsa5029
    @skaapiebabasrsa5029 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "the ceiling titty on the wall" had me in tears. Daz love your humor!!!

  • @randomfatkidonyoutube1400
    @randomfatkidonyoutube1400 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    I feel like daz is the only reason I can still sit through 15-20 minute videos.

    • @The1andonlyAmal
      @The1andonlyAmal ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So real

    • @naturazpolski9213
      @naturazpolski9213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So stop scrolling tik tok.

    • @gosiadawida
      @gosiadawida ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naturazpolski9213 I use tiktok and still regularly watch videos that are over an hour long 🤷‍♀

  • @Hypno1812
    @Hypno1812 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    6:32 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE “CELING TITT1E” And I looked behind me and I have those lights 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheKing-jh8is
    @TheKing-jh8is ปีที่แล้ว +32

    10:58 omg I love your reaction about the reality of that book existing or not 🤣

  • @annapg.4626
    @annapg.4626 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Do they love minions or something?"There's no secret where all the cleaning products went during Covid." Daz Watches is my favourite thing ever 😂

  • @the1r_b0y
    @the1r_b0y ปีที่แล้ว +365

    this is definitely abuse disguised as ‘BDSM’. I’m getting vibes from her that she’s uncomfortable. I hope she’s okay

    • @ambersummers7250
      @ambersummers7250 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      My husband and I are in a true bdsm dynamic and our kids are not involved in that part of his and my relationship at all. What those two are doing is definitely abuse

    • @Jazzy-frazzy
      @Jazzy-frazzy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      When you watch the full version of the video she actually tells us that SHE was the one who wanted it. She had to talk him into it and he looks quite uncomfortable when they speak in that part. So it’s her doing it.

    • @ambersummers7250
      @ambersummers7250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Jazzy-frazzy I did not know that, so he doesn't exactly have knowledge or is completely uncomfortable with it?

    • @JustJupiter4207
      @JustJupiter4207 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think it also wasn't her idea to come on the show.

  • @lucxlauren
    @lucxlauren ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Nah this is definitely abuse disguised as a “kink”. She’s clearly uncomfortable around him and scared.

    • @chigginnuggie7681
      @chigginnuggie7681 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I noticed too. I saw that she seemed to keep avoiding him when she was walking. Makes me scared what he does to the kid.

    • @aseelontop
      @aseelontop ปีที่แล้ว +74

      she didn’t actually look happy w him

    • @JustSomeGith
      @JustSomeGith ปีที่แล้ว +93

      100%, this guy is just hiding behind the BDSM cover when it's just straight abuse

    • @Aaawwee_Yea
      @Aaawwee_Yea ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Exactly what I was thinking, plus am I the only one who noticed she was the one talking more (at least in the clips shown)

    • @Shortcake8399
      @Shortcake8399 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Observed the same thing!

  • @TooBrokeToAffordCoffee
    @TooBrokeToAffordCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Omg the “Ceiling Titty” part had me snorting my smoothie out my nose laughing 🤣
    And as a US citizen, I’ve been saying “iffy” my whole life (currently 31 yrs old) so I guess it is an American thing too 😅

  • @SamariahSmith-s7q
    @SamariahSmith-s7q ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “mission impossible spee-yiders” 😭 3:24 - Daz Black 2024

  • @khadijah55555
    @khadijah55555 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    11:44 not Daz hitting himself LMAO 😭😭😭

  • @somethingorotheridunno
    @somethingorotheridunno ปีที่แล้ว +40

    12:07: So many face expression in 2 seconds and then Daz turned into a crow. Lol

  • @kathryndinsdale5287
    @kathryndinsdale5287 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The way daz’s mind jumps from one thing to another and ends up somewhere else is exactly how my mind works too. Always great laughs.

  • @M00n.xp.555
    @M00n.xp.555 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    14:35 I say iffy, eat crumpets and Shepards pie and I’m canadian😭😂

  • @jewellandrum1984
    @jewellandrum1984 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Yes, we've always said "Iffy". We also make Shepards pie, so you don't have that anymore either. 😂 Congrats on the engagement. You're such a great guy who deserves happiness.

  • @slsthewriter1299
    @slsthewriter1299 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The thing with this kind of kink in bdsm especially, is…there’s usually a point where the fantasy stops and everybody recollects/ground themselves back. And I…don’t see that here? Hm.
    Also Daz explaining how flimsy the spatula is and then realizing why it’s a mother’s weapon took me out. Lol

    • @VleesetendPlantje14
      @VleesetendPlantje14 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I was also thinking, is it me or do those kids look dead behind the eyes like they are getting “disciplined” too? ;-;

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Laughing at Daz’s comments throughout the video, but it’s his spatula demonstration that leaves me in tears on the floor. “They should rob banks with these.” No gun, no explosives, he is “The Spatula Robber”! “Put all of the 💰 In the bag or you’re getting a slap!” *Pulls out a spatula as teller and customers cower in terror.*🤣

  • @Liarosexoxo
    @Liarosexoxo ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how Daz is like the Dad of TH-cam, his laugh is the most infectious thing ever 😭😂 The most genuine and lovely person on earth ❤️

  • @artdemonhunter6159
    @artdemonhunter6159 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Couples taking relationships to the next step seriously:
    Meanwhile daz: 6:48

  • @ryobundy8296
    @ryobundy8296 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how he randomly breaks out into song. “CEILING TITTY-“

  • @z3phyr666
    @z3phyr666 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    i'm excited to see what daz thinks of this lol
    edit: 5:19 yeah...that's not a healthy relationship, especially in bdsm standards, like bdsm has consent involved and you don't plaster "my partner controls me" over every empty surface in your household. also, sometimes couples switch between being dom and sub. bdsm is not all punching each other and being FUCKING CRAZY.

    • @mcchickentits8784
      @mcchickentits8784 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Exactly, its common for people who are inexperienced in the bdsm community to think that the sub/dom relationship is a all the time thing. Like no, after the kinky times are done and over with, so should the power dynamic. I would be seriously worried for anyone who continues that sub/dom relationship with day to day life outside of sex/roleplay. And the fact that their exposing this shit to their son is just horrible. Hes goin to grow up thinking this is the right way to treat any future partner.

    • @aftg818
      @aftg818 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      facts, show me the contract that needs to be drafted up in these 24/7 dynamics

    • @funky_life101
      @funky_life101 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts. There are boundaries for a reason and the whole thing is supposed to be private. Like who the f**k thinks "I'mma tell all my friends, explain it to my little kids, and put it all over the internet."

    • @funky_life101
      @funky_life101 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@mcchickentits8784 that's so true. These parents need to shape up. I really feel bad for those kids

    • @z3phyr666
      @z3phyr666 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so real like if someone has a bdsm relationship with someone, it is strictly roleplay and that activity has consent involved and is not spoken to their children about...let alone plastered everywhere. @@mcchickentits8784

  • @Kaseyzzz
    @Kaseyzzz ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Can we take time to appreciate what daz does for us! ❤

  • @rosiemason.
    @rosiemason. ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Oh my this is gonna be hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @TheKing-jh8is
    @TheKing-jh8is ปีที่แล้ว +48

    12:13 clearly you never been hit with a Wooden ruler on your hand , have same effect 🤣🤣

  • @palebeauty9673
    @palebeauty9673 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    6:40 ceiling titty got me 😂

  • @missblank3887
    @missblank3887 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    As someone who's part of the bdsm community and a dom with a sub I must say that this.... doesnt really give enough context on the safety measures and the agreements of both parties. Bdsm isnt always about hitting someone if they break a rule. Some dom/sub relationships dont even do physical punishment. This relationship dynamic exists differently for everyone but on a basic level the sub wants to willingly give power to the dom and the dom in turn respects this transaction and keeps the sub safe.
    There are agreements and bounderies set before hand along with safewords and other possibly important things. So yes to one of his questions doms also follow rules set beforehand and if they break them its not good at all since its overcrossing boundaries.
    Dom/sub relationships are far more emotional from what ive seen. Again its different for everyone with different kinks and interests but its about trust, guidence, protection, safety, vulnerability and becoming closer to both your partner and yourself.
    Theres a lot more information online but i wanted to give a quick 2 cents here.

    • @FaetriaArt
      @FaetriaArt ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Oh absolutely, the only issue I see here is she looks very uncomfortable, almosy like shes forced to say its kink

    • @Huh9631
      @Huh9631 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I feel like she possibly has been manipulated into doing what they’re doing, she looks nervous around him. I feel bad for the kid

    • @harley4701
      @harley4701 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “BDSM community”is wild 😭

    • @Punny_pun_pun
      @Punny_pun_pun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is bdsm bad dad sima mom

    • @thankyouforbeingafriend9632
      @thankyouforbeingafriend9632 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@harley4701why

  • @totallynote4990
    @totallynote4990 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I would 100% unironically listen to the full version of Cieling Titty

    • @Becca2901
      @Becca2901 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same 😂

  • @haileyp.7352
    @haileyp.7352 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    11:36 I thought Daz was gonna stand up and spank himself 😂

  • @Liarosexoxo
    @Liarosexoxo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:08 “fackkkkkkkk” that had me laughing my head off 😭🤣 We live laugh love Daz ❤️

  • @SaxyKnight
    @SaxyKnight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:51 Daz has found the southern mom/grandma’s whoopin stick. Wooden spatulas and wooden spoons set you straight real quick.

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps ปีที่แล้ว +67

    So glad to have you back! ❤️ As someone who takes part in “alternative lifestyles”, I don’t see anything wrong with two consenting adults agreeing to have a dom/sub dynamic. However once there are children in the household, I believe a great amount of discretion should be used. My husband and I may be into some off the wall things but we don’t need our children (or a television crew) to know about it.
    And that poor spider! Daz, you don’t need to swat them! 🤣

  • @eminem553
    @eminem553 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    just by the title alone, we’re in for a treat with this one 😂

    • @joshreed7010
      @joshreed7010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanna like this comment, but it's at 69 likes

    • @octopus8978
      @octopus8978 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @luna_swan0853
    @luna_swan0853 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:19. Did he just refference megamind? Oh it’s so good to have this man back!

  • @AlexhexreaperLB
    @AlexhexreaperLB 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    my mom's name is Linda so everytime you yell Linda, so yells "WHAT?," it is the funniest thing ever.

  • @nicoleblanchard6812
    @nicoleblanchard6812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at "...the nerve!" 😂😂😂😂 M.I. Spee-iders.

  • @indi_mxe
    @indi_mxe ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Daz is 10x funnier at 11pm. Love Daz Black honestly
    Also when he said 'they should rob banks with these'

  • @Aspoonz
    @Aspoonz ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I’m disturbed by this “love” situation. As someone who grew up with an abusive (“father figure”) parent and my mom being the “submissive” (aka the abused) it disturbed me to not only see it but to also almost see it as if it’s not being *normalized*. But what also disturbed me further is that there are also CHILDREN in the situation. They’re going to think that it’s ok to beat and “punish” the ones they care about in a form of love.
    I love dad and I love his videos they make me laugh, but I couldn’t laugh for too long on this one

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Very true. Children that are young can't pick up on the context and so will see this as a normal way to behave with anyone.

    • @Happy_Potato13
      @Happy_Potato13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love dad too man 😂, and I totally agree 👍

    • @KnightslayerK8
      @KnightslayerK8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can understand how you'd feel that way but I'd like to say do some research on d/s relationships and ddlg relationships as for a lot of people its a way to feel safe and for people who are into punishments, typically those people are masochists (that enter into sadomasochism relationships) and from the video it seems like its perfectly consensual and also in these situations the sub actually has more power because they are always given the ability to use a safe word that stops play, it is only when a dom aims to use the safe word or ignores the safe word that is when it becomes a problem, and if the problem is a pattern then thats abuse
      I know im just saying this as a random person on the internet but if not for any other reason the science behind it is actually quite interesting
      And also i dont want this video (AND 50 SHADES) to be how people see relationships that have bdsm involved (and also they should not include children in this at all they should NOT be witness to this at all)

    • @lilypad2714
      @lilypad2714 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it’s fine as long as there’s no children involved like you say. Children shouldn’t be brought up around kinks like these bc they don’t know the intricacies of them and that you shouldn’t treat people like that normally. I was fine with this until I found out they had a child 😭

  • @porkchopzdotcom3655
    @porkchopzdotcom3655 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Their basement made me realise just how entertaining Daz reacting to extreme couponers would be

  • @Toya.Todoroki-sl7dk
    @Toya.Todoroki-sl7dk ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I absolutely love Daz. Whenever I have a horrible day I go to one of his videos just to laugh
    P. S. I would not recommend trying to drink water while watching this

  • @russellballard6473
    @russellballard6473 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way the husband was looking off like he was detached from everything and how she kept looking at him for approval almost after everything seems like the husband is abusive and after 15 years made it where the whole family is brainwashed

  • @Bethyrose
    @Bethyrose ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I saw someone with your merch today, and it actually made me really happy, I watched you a lot when I was growing up and going through a lot of stuff and it just made me smile because you’ve helped me so much and seeing someone wearing your merch means that they are happier because of you. Thank you for everything you do and words can’t explain the help and support you provide for all of us. Thank you Daz 💕☕️

  • @pieguy5716
    @pieguy5716 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    damn, that spider just wanted to be in the video🤣3:00

  • @martinabockovac9989
    @martinabockovac9989 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Watching Daz hitting himself with a spatula not knowing how much they hurt is hilarious 😂😂
    Balkan kids have traumas from them, our moms use them for more than just cooking😂

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As the great CinnamonToastKen says, "Love Don't Judge...But WE do!!" XD
    Daz finding out spatulas hurt made me laugh so much. XD

  • @croatianpatriot1478
    @croatianpatriot1478 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    12:00 every slavic kid knows

  • @manu_gagnon2655
    @manu_gagnon2655 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I just love the way daz takes every chance he gets to rub in our face that hes engaged

  • @oakleywoods2488
    @oakleywoods2488 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the way Daz entertains himself with his own jokes 🤣 6:30

  • @lilymeganmoseley7806
    @lilymeganmoseley7806 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hi daz, so glad your okay and healing from the survival 2. I'm so proud of everything you accomplished and wish to meet you one day. You saved my life in my hardest moments!!!!!! Your an amazing person and we love and appreciate you more than you know 🖤🖤

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn't agree more❤️

  • @Jolou_73
    @Jolou_73 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “They should rob banks with these”😂

  • @diveoninler21
    @diveoninler21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Coming back from my shift at dunelm just to get roasted soon as I sit down.. "home is where the heart is" is everywhere in that shop though
    5:23 to 5:54

  • @Theintelligent_
    @Theintelligent_ ปีที่แล้ว +59

    6:32 JACK BLACK?!

    • @robertboberto
      @robertboberto ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THATS WHAT I SAID!!

    • @le4hx
      @le4hx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I WAS THINKING THAT 😂😂

  • @angelicacostella3593
    @angelicacostella3593 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Did nobody notice the writing in the corner at 9:49 “I’m 23 in love with a 57 year old trans women”😂

  • @punkR0ckpr1ncess
    @punkR0ckpr1ncess ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:33 daz you touch upon it in every video. we LOVE it.

  • @NerdAdventurer85
    @NerdAdventurer85 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Facebook- where sentences begin....but never finish! 😂 "Oh i'm so sad"
    "You ok lovely?"
    .....

  • @spooktoken
    @spooktoken ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SPEEOOIIDERSS" 😂😂 also the "THE CEILING TITTY"😂😂

  • @gwoonpim
    @gwoonpim ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:46. In the netherlands we have a quote that said.
    Het leven is hard maar de voorkant van een trein is altijd harder.
    Wich translates to. Life is hard, but the front of a train is always harder

  • @Jamies-socks
    @Jamies-socks ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "they should rob banks with these-" was such a good line lmaoooo, keep up the good work daz you always know how to make me smile! tysm for making videos like this, i always find them great! :))

  • @Thecardinalsystem2003
    @Thecardinalsystem2003 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When daz had to hit himself with the spatula to see if it hurt I was like “bro that spatula was my childhood” 😅

  • @brandiwoolard9005
    @brandiwoolard9005 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Daz lost my mom 5 months ago, you are literally the only person who makes me genuinely smile. Thanks man

    • @giotheweeb6251
      @giotheweeb6251 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you're doing okay 🫶🏼

  • @Gr3mlinfloof
    @Gr3mlinfloof ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:19 50 shades lol
    6:31 THE CEILING ON THE WALL A CEILING TITTY I HOPE IT DONT FALL A CEILING TITTY AT ALL 😂😂

  • @jj-vj1fv
    @jj-vj1fv ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:13 matters to my mum to apparently and in every single program and movie we watch 😂😂 ALWAYS POINTING OUT THE DECOR AND SCENERY

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how Daz was more judgemental of their color design and cleaning supply inventory than their relationship dynamic and also hit himself with a spatula, so that we don’t have to.
    It’s good to be back. 😆

  • @morganedwards6766
    @morganedwards6766 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The absolute switch from "am I on topic?" to "delicious FOOOD GIVE IT"
    8:30 I'm dead 🤣

  • @301_Mercy
    @301_Mercy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30 IM SO DEAD, I had to replay this over and over again and ended up laughing for 20 minutes, going around the house saying “mommy” 🤣🤣 and losing it

  • @taylorjaycox792
    @taylorjaycox792 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daz always makes me laugh out loud even when I'm feeling low. He and his work are truly medicine for the soul 🖤

  • @ArchieBurnett-xr6hw
    @ArchieBurnett-xr6hw ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how Daz just goes off to the side all the time talking about day-to-day crap 😂

  • @mahsamoadeli5294
    @mahsamoadeli5294 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My dad passed away last week and I've been rushing from country to country and finally had his funeral today. I'm in exrutiating pain and feel total disassociation as he was my only family member. I'm hoping watching this video will soothe me even momentarily

    • @Jaxnay219
      @Jaxnay219 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m so sorry for your loss!! I know it’s difficult right now, but trust me later on you’ll be okay! Just know your dad would want you to be happy and celebrate his life instead of mourning that he’s gone! He’s watching over you as we speak!! You got this sweetheart!! ❤️❤️❤️🪽🕊️

    • @pnthra
      @pnthra ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m so sorry lovely. I know it must be incredibly hard for you right now. Your father loved you I am sure, and he’s watching over you. You deserve the world. He will never fully be gone, because he has you. He still exists in your heart and in your memories. ❤

    • @octopus8978
      @octopus8978 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m so sorry for your loss❤❤

    • @KimberRose16
      @KimberRose16 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m so sorry for your loss ❤

  • @all.the.best.people.are_weird
    @all.the.best.people.are_weird 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:41 never laughed more 😂😂

  • @milliegarcia2012
    @milliegarcia2012 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "they should rob banks with these" had me crying 😭😭

  • @vixen_j6141
    @vixen_j6141 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Daz getting a spatula and hitting himself with it and his reaction made me crack up.

  • @peachrose364
    @peachrose364 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:21 brown kids learned years ago daz😂💀

  • @Magic_5116
    @Magic_5116 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Son: "DADDD!!!! Where has mum gone?????"
    Dad: "She is sitting in the corner because she dropped a cup of water!"

  • @Alexscuotto2312
    @Alexscuotto2312 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how daz only just found out a spatula hurts lol
    Edit: don't take that the wrong way I have an Italian father

  • @Thebeesknees1260
    @Thebeesknees1260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Congratulations Daz! So happy for you! I also got engaged! It’s wonderful finding love! 😊😇

  • @passionflood7433
    @passionflood7433 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i just love how Daz always manages to put a smile on everyone's faces 💝

  • @luthien_takes_part_in_fand3412
    @luthien_takes_part_in_fand3412 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    11:28
    Daz they hurt like a b.... I know from experience, unfortunately. Mom broke two of them on me 😅

  • @amysmith8030
    @amysmith8030 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    a spatula was used as a punishment form in my childhood. its actually a common way of disaplin, since ive been through it id never wish it upon anyone though. Daz thank you for your bravery and im sorry if that hurt! it might sting for a little after but it goes away lol

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:05-3:06 LMFAO
    6:32-6:41 That was beautiful lol

  • @neliawood
    @neliawood ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "When mommy's bad daddy shoves the spatula up my bum" killed me🤣

  • @leahhamo19083
    @leahhamo19083 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:36 I ENDED UP WITH LAB EXPERIMENTS 😭😭😭😂😂😂 same daz same

  • @mxtsyzz
    @mxtsyzz ปีที่แล้ว +22

    whenever daz laughs at his own jokes i genuinely cant help but laugh bc who in their right mind comes up with jokes like daz does 😭

  • @MR-SK3LETON-GAMING
    @MR-SK3LETON-GAMING ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is why daz is amazing legend 3:40 😂

  • @lorahanks2229
    @lorahanks2229 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When I saw those photo frames on the wall one thing popped into my head. Umbridges decrees from Harry Potter 🤣I was proven write when he said writing lines

  • @JaneTeasdale
    @JaneTeasdale ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “MiSsIoN iMpOsSiBlE sPeEiDeRs” had my dying 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @afiqite1921
    @afiqite1921 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Daz experimenting with the spatula and with his joke at the end is chef’s kiss!! Love seeing when Daz reacts to things!!