"Its 2017, we can be whoever we want" "Its 2018, we can be whoever we want" "Its 2019, we can be whoever we want" "Its 2020, the world is ending" "Its 2021, nvm we good-" "Its still 2021, and somehow this is worse than last year-" "It's 2022, wtf is an 'Omicron'? Is that a Pokemon?"
no no no, when a girl has a ghost-friend, that's fine......but when a ghost has a girlfriend, its rape........the girl, no matter how hard she struggles, the ghost will get what he wants............ghost-sex is rape............ROFL and think about this........you die, and some girl claims that your ghost raped her, and then proceeds to slander your name openly
- Just A Person -...You chocked on your pet chicken?!...Sooooo many questions 🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨... You have a pet chicken?...well some people live on a farm... Why are you choking on your pet chicken?! You'd have to have something in your throat to choke right?! 🤨🤔... Are you saying you are "choking your chicken?" 🤔😒😂... OR are you petting a chicken and you choked on something? 🤨... I am sooo confused! Does what you said come from a meme or something? 🤔🤔🤔
how rude! **gives Linda million** There you go Linda! A gift from me! Go to the Bahamas! It's nice! Give me a call if you want more! (lol I'm feared Queen of my universe)
I know this is a joke But for those who don’t know Linda is Daz’s daughter Edit: I don’t think He has a daughter named Linda, I think it’s a joke. He does have a daughter though, and I got confused because other people said Linda was his kid.
Daz: “Merry Christmas Eve” Me: *is sitting here in my bathing suit about ready to go to a pool at the beginning of September in the middle of a pandemic*
OH GOD IT'S A MIRACLE! DAZ HAS STOPPED CENSORING SWEARING! (p.s. Daz we will always support you, please don't stop making amazing content thank you for being you, you make our day amazing when you post thank you ❤) Also nice haircut
“I probably won’t be uploading tomorrow as I’ll be opening presents and EATING TURKEY” “Let me feel myself!!! Oh that came out wrong” “Nope!I have no response to that” “His face is me!” “And will my computer ever get disc space!”
honestly, my house is 120 years old and for a few weeks last summer, the ghost of a kind woman would come into my room and hug me when i cried. she even pulled a razor blade out of my hand once and stopped me hurting myself that night. this woman in the vid might not be crazy
If you met the ghost in Australia and it’s been around for a long time it’s probably a convict, I think someone should tell her she wants to marry 1800s “badboy”
I guess if he stops returning her calls...he'll have ghosted her...
Robyn Austin...Sooooo, all my dates are ghosts then? 🤔😂🤔
Epic pun
This comment is rlly underrated
Lol
Pun🤣
*Girl: Honey you home?*
*Ghost: Yes my boo*
Why? Just...why?😂😂
mynameislexi 95 lol
😂😂😂😂😂
👏👏👏👻
Im gonna default dance your dead body
A ghost baby.... It's called a Fart 😂😂😂
Omgggg this is comment of the day!!!! Btw, we have the same second TH-cam name😁
Hahahahhaha
😂😂
Its actually a Q U E E F
Satan's Wifi History my mom looks at me with pure disgust when I say that word lul
Demon: "I'm gonna kill you and eat your family"
Woman: "Yes Daddyyy!!!"
Demon: *shocked* "Nope." *moves on*
That's hilarious mate😂😂
🤣
God xD
You know you fucked up if you scare demons away 🤣
😛😍😀 here watching 🤢🌽 daddy ghost
6:01 Daz: “what you actually think I’d let Linda have a holiday”
Daz: “pfft no”
Daz: *goes to sip some tea*
lol I’m dying 😂😂
"i saw a photo of nothing and i swiped right."
@Pop thesethi perfect timing😂
You look like the girl in the video which makes this comment even more fucking amazing
Honestly, that’s what every person who’s matched with me has done.
@@MrMadtv123 oh god no😂 im finna change my profile pic.
Girl: It's an emotional and physical presence.
Daz: It's called schizophrenia
hello fellow emo, nice seeing you here ♡
😓....... haven't you people ever heard of closing the damn door!🎵
Nice pfp
She’s basically justifying the fact that she has no boyfriend and taking it too far
The adult version of saying “I have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different school.”
lmfao
Lmao relatable
“We’re outta time”
Daz-“So is ur boyfriend”
*DESTRUCTION 100*
I made this comment have 100 likes
@@killingeveedits8228 its been 2 months lol
@@suro9752 ok?
@@killingeveedits8228 oh shii wait i thought you tried to make your comment have 100 likes srry lol
@@suro9752 ah it’s ok lol easy mistake 🤣
is there anything scarier than ghosts?
_yes, low disk space_
Indeed
HYUCKFALLS ` absolutely scarier
ay fellow army
This is like really ARE YOU A STAY?
YOU FUCKING GENIUS
" _Phantom pregnancy is actually a real pregnancy...but you have a phantom inside you._ "
**Daz slowly sips tea**
That One RavelclawTM Lol, Daz Slowly Sipped His Tea While I Spit Mine Out
@@lemntea1969 I died laughing on my bed lmao
Anyone else here in 2020 listening to him say “happy new year” and being like:
👁👄👁
Meeeeeeeeee
and where is the podcast??
Yes
*slowly raising hand* 👁👄👁✋
2020 is sh#t
12:16
*We’re out of time*
Daz: “So is your boyfriend”😂
Shes still watin on him to possess that puss
BEYOND SAVAGE
BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND SAVAGE
BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND BEYOND SAVAGE!!!
All I read is “BEYOND SAVAGE” 😂
the real question is,,,
*did the ghost give consent to dating her and wanting a baby*
-Jotaro Kujo- I sAY...
idk let's ask him
@@ChikoMontez I'll grab the ouiji board
No she's holding the ghost captive ... SHe MusT Be sTopPeD
We about to get on doctor Phil
Someone should get Daz more disc space for Christmas
This comment is so under rated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LINDA,BOOK MORE DISC SPACE FOR DAZ
@@aimankhalid7195 it was ment to be a joke. So please do your research on sarcasm 😂 lol
That's a gift not even Santa can make XD
On it
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, a ghost is getting booed by a bootuber for having a romantic relationship with a human being.
I luv dis
Poor ghost, demonic thingy that I will be friends with then break its dick.
BOOTUBER 😭😂
Daz1: "oh I'm feeling myself"
Daz2: "that came out wrong"
Daz1: "just imagine the views"
Daz2: "just shut up daz, shut up"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes imagine the views
Me reading that as he says it.😁😁
Left brain right brain Daz-
Twice in real life
@@alexbrand8703 same
“I saw a photo of nothing, and I swiped right “ IM DEADDDDDD
Dont say that, she might swipe right
😂😂😂😂
Don't die, she'll come after you next.
U just rejected a ghost on tinder
f l o r e n c e rip XD
The guy is probably thinking “I don’t get paid enough for this”.
Lmaoo
He gets paid enough
@@judekennedy6559 It was a joke ?
Eamonn
VioletFlower Msp
Laughing my ass off off
Host: "Okay sorry we're out of time".
Daz: SO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY WATER
GOD DAMNIT LINDA GET THE DESK SPACE FIXED
you've missed so many opportunities to call her ghost boyfriend her "boo"
Hehe
Oh damn he did
saying the word “boo” around a ghost is highly offensive and racist
omg ahahaha your so right
ikr hahahahahahahahahahaha
Plot Twist: Linda is a ghost. We have been watching this kind of story for months without realizing it.
69 likes
Chief Somar haha not anymore
Im not a ghost
talullah gardiner nooooo bitch they rekt it
All Linda’s are ghosts
"Its 2017, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2018, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2019, we can be whoever we want"
"Its 2020, the world is ending"
"Its 2021, nvm we good-"
"Its still 2021, and somehow this is worse than last year-"
"It's 2022, wtf is an 'Omicron'? Is that a Pokemon?"
Why you always lying?
why did the first three sentences make me feel so sad and nostalgic
July 2021: eH it's good but bad at the same time
Why you always lying
oh my god stop f***ing lying🎤😩
@NADINE KHATIB bet that lady found ned kelly in the bush
“We’re out of time”
*so’s your boyfriend* I _DIED_
Same
So did he
frasierland LMFAO
R.I.P Newt
So ur her BOYFRIEND because ur dead O.o
"wants to make a family with a ghost" me- *sips tea*
Her: kissing air
Her friend: what are you doing?
Her:it's my boyfriend
Friend:(backs away and calls the police)
phantom pregnancy is a false pregnancy where women have symptoms but isnt actually pregnant. Thats what it said when i searched it up🤣🤣
@@rachmae4180 thats mental. Thanks for telling me in better detail. Its crazy how the body works. Its rlly sad tho
I’m glad you said that I thought it was that 😭😭😭
...
Kinda sad
Jepp, dogs can have it
yeah
When they have a argument
Girl : I never see you anymore
Ghost : you never saw me in the 1st place I’m invisible
Lol
Omg haha😂😂
"it's called schizophrenia" 💀😂
"So let's get on with today's video."
"gHoSts."
*low disc space*
😂😂😂😂😂
edit:: Thanks for the likes 😋💕❤️
This girl really be living the sims life
I'M GONE 😂
👏🏻🤣
LMAO
I wheezed-
My girlfriend is a ghost too
because she doesn't exist.
-or did you Murder her?
O.o
What!!! I knew my boyfriend was cheating!
Haha ME!!
RedFox I
Forever alone
Linda is like Low Disc Space- neither of them are useful to you- "LINDA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE DISC SPACE"
DUN DUN DUN DUUUN GHOST BABIES- GHOST BABIESSSS- DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNN BATMANNNN
🤣🤣🤣
'Bush' means home in Australia
She needs a Ghostbuster to bust some ghost balls
WTH 🤣
“I saw a photo of nothing and I swiped right.“
I‘M WHEEZING
jojoxoxo hahahahahaha 😂
Imagine she's being catfished by a ghost because she never saw what it looked like
When a ghost has a girlfriend and you’re still single
That hits hard😔
no no no, when a girl has a ghost-friend, that's fine......but when a ghost has a girlfriend, its rape........the girl, no matter how hard she struggles, the ghost will get what he wants............ghost-sex is rape............ROFL
and think about this........you die, and some girl claims that your ghost raped her, and then proceeds to slander your name openly
As single as a Pringle 🙃
Sheepy Puppy god dammit! 😂👌👏
I think that means you need to find yourself a ghost
"We're out of time"
Daz: and so is your boyfriend.
Ffs Daz 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
do you think that she ever calls her boyfriend her _"boo???"_
Hah ha ha I found that funny
That was actually clever omlllll 😂😂
(0_0)
/( )\
/ \ GG
*I see what you did...*
*Good one.*
As soon as I saw this I sighed and then screamed
Man: Are you being touched by this ghost? Held? Kissed?
Woman: Sometimes
“ Okay we’re out of time ”
“ *So is your boyfriend* “
I choked on my pet chicken.
*likes own comment*
On my ice cream for me 😭😭🍦
i’m shaking s t o p t h i s m a d n e s s
- Just A Person -...You chocked on your pet chicken?!...Sooooo many questions 🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨...
You have a pet chicken?...well some people live on a farm...
Why are you choking on your pet chicken?! You'd have to have something in your throat to choke right?! 🤨🤔...
Are you saying you are "choking your chicken?" 🤔😒😂...
OR are you petting a chicken and you choked on something? 🤨...
I am sooo confused! Does what you said come from a meme or something? 🤔🤔🤔
-Belue- -Myst-
Alright you’re way too deep into this, you must be Shane undercover.
- Just A Person - why are U chocking in ur pet chicken if it’s ur pet
"I saw a photo of nothing... and swiped right." 😂😂
'If I was a ghost, I'd spook her' LMAO
if I was a ghost, I'd throw a tripod at my dads head
connor Same
I thought he said “spank”
LINDA I NEED TO GET MY EARS CHECKED
Who is Lmao is he a Chinese hacker
@@RPM.0102 Are you joking or serious?
"When my parents come...throw something at their head" "they'll love it"
“DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD LET LINDA HAVE A HOLIDAY...pdfffft.....NO”-DAZ
LINDA DONT DO SOMETHING SO I DONT HAVE TO PAY YOU, BUT YOUR NOT GETTING A HOLIDAY LINDA!
how rude! **gives Linda million** There you go Linda! A gift from me! Go to the Bahamas! It's nice! Give me a call if you want more! (lol I'm feared Queen of my universe)
Mask and Cloak can I have some
@@killingeveedits8228 😂
phantom baby is born:
"Push!"
*PHANTOM OF THE OPERA OVERTURE BLARES*
This is my favorite comment ever!!
Omfg the image in my head 😂
Laura Aylor IN SLEEP HE SAAAAAAANG TO ME; IN DREAMSSSS HE CAAAAAAAAAAME
@@professionalidiot5117 now that I think about it I guess he did 🤔
Hdhdksjfjs sorry
Also
THAT VOICE WHICHHH CALLLSS TO MEEE AND SPEAKS MY NAMEEEE
Officer Riya AND DO I DREAAAAAAM AGAINNN, FOR NOWWWWW I FINDDDDDD-
News guy: Okay, well we’re out of time
Daz: so is your boyfriend
*_A G R E S S I V E L A U G H T E R_*
This was the funniest part of the video imo 😂😂
daz: does his intro.
subtitles:
mmm, Husker Tesla’s welcome but does games and another does watches
Lol i literally had the same thing with the subtitles 😅🤣😂
Lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
I had to for myself and it does say that owo
Same lmao
Plot twist: Linda is a ghost
“There’s no one there there is no Linda”. Yes
@@bluestar1151 Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
@@Abejaved it’s something Daz said in one of his videos
I know this is a joke
But for those who don’t know Linda is Daz’s daughter
Edit: I don’t think He has a daughter named Linda, I think it’s a joke. He does have a daughter though, and I got confused because other people said Linda was his kid.
@@livvlife no? Daz’s daughter is called Sarah.
The low disk space is a part of our lives now xD
I guess throughout her entire relationship he was.....
Ghosting her
Im sorry ill go
Lol
HAH LOL
777th like np
And lol
local trash can shane dawson whooo💀
The saddest part isn’t that she’s in love with a ghost, it’s that a ghost landed somebody and I can’t get a text back-
Yep....
You can say she has found her BOO,
I imma just leave 😆
😂
Loner Girl 😂😂
Omg😂
Loner Girl ffs why do i find this so funny 😂😂😂😂😂👻👻
Lollllxx
I just love how classy daz is when he curses
Daz : *im afraid of nothing*
*except this one thing*
*l o w d i s k s p a c e*
*that thing scares me*
How does this Not have 1k+???
@@angel-og9ow idk haha lmfao thx
Ahh, I see you know memes...
*we shall unite together and rule the world...*
How does that sound?
Same
@@Liverpoollassie ikr
“I had an amazing year”
me, in 2020: “ah..the old days..”
Daz sipping tea from his mug before saying anything is iconic😂😂
I thought it said ironic 😂
Damn that ghost has game
Dino The TRex 🤣
So she’s trying to have Danny phantom as her son. Understandable
Jlopez240 Gaming LMAOOOO
He’s a phantom
Id have danny phantom as a hubby yaz
I’m not kidding I’m watching this Christmas Eve 2020 exactly 2 years later
Christmas eve 2021
Turn “Low disk space” to merchandise.
Omfg hell. Yes.
I would buy that
YES
PLEASE.
He has!!!!!!!!
“We’re out of time”
“So’s your boyfriend”
I CHOKED ON MY QUALITY STREET🤣IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Christian ChimChim YASS CHIM CHIM... And IKR 😂
Army lol
Christian ChimChim ARMY💜💜💜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I choked on my own wheeze
Literally The funniest person alive, thank you for creating such amazing content for us DAZ, WE LOVE YOUUU!!
I will always find another army in a daz video 😂😂😂♡♡♡
Jinforever JIN! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Meara Brendel mine's taeee ♡♡
ARRRRMMMYYY!!!!!!!! [I can't wait for Tae's birthday...omg I'm so excited]
I love how armys always get together in comment sections 😭💜
Y’all Tae’s birthday and MC Jin coming up how y’all feeling 😭💜
Daz: “Are you going to assume the ghosts identity? That’s not very 2018 of you.”
Me: That’s because it’s a 2021 thing 😂
That hair is just sooo.....
*_FABULOUS!!!!!_*
**Flicks out leg**
HUNTTAAAAAAAYY
That lady is me proving to my friends that i have a boyfriend
tornellá same😂😕
LOL WORD
Same but she is me trying to convince my mum that I have friends
me
If she can have a relationship with a ghost
Then there is still hope for me
“HOWZ IT GOING DAZZLAHS WELCOME BACK TO DAZ GAMES ANOTHA DAZ WATCHES“ just hits the spot each time i watch your videos daz💙💙💙💙
DAZ PLZ MAKE LOW DISK SPACE MERCH!
lol yes
More iconic than his Linda impression.
OML yes
@@grimmmmmmme LINDA!!!!
I'm actually screaming.....GIVE DIS PERSON A COOKIE!!!!!!!!
Man: "We're out of time."
Daz: "So is your boyfriend." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Irene S YESSS
I feel like the low disk space is now a tradition. Yeah. Thx for always making us laugh daz 💙😅
Daz: “Merry Christmas Eve”
Me: *is sitting here in my bathing suit about ready to go to a pool at the beginning of September in the middle of a pandemic*
So what are you going to name your baby...?
Danny phantom???
(Edit: H O W)
Why hasn't this gotten more likes?
Good one 🤙
Boo, cool name hah? Lol
Ouhhh
Lmao so true
Daz: just let me feel myself!
Mom walk in room
Me:
Mom:
Mom: Daz?
Me: Daz
Relatable
true
I told my dad about it and everyone something awkward happened on yt he says is it was again llol
The Aim Master can you English?
Charlotte-Anne no gwabllewawjg
OMG THAT PODCAST WOULD BE SO COOL!!!!
"Let me feel myself"
Me instantly laughed befire he even realised what he said 😂😂😂
"Let me feel myself."
Me instantly laughing before he even realized what he said. 😂😂😂
@@redicated2528 grammar police 💀
This is what happens when you’re single for too long....
*myboyfriendsatranslusentmanwhooccasionallysitsonmywindowsill*
This was really hard to read lmao but some of it I can’t under stand... this part *lusent*
{my boyfriends a translucent man who occasionally sits on my window sill}
You’re welcome 👍
Amelia Uprichard oh lol i thought it was trans then another word lusent. That makes wayyyy more sense
Your pfp
VIDEO: "we're out of time"
DAZ: so is your boyfriend
Me: WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I liked just so I could ruin the 123 likes...mwahaha...😈
I absolutely lost it here... XD
I am bubble wow you’re edgy
@@samuel-mx3oq Ik dass what my Roblox friends say! 🤣
"I wont be here tomorrow because I will be opening presents and eating turkey!"
The most relatable sentence I have heard a human being say.
Me trying to start my lawnmower 0:01
Make low disk space merch
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YASS
Saar De Unicorn yessss i will buy that
Saar De Unicorn YESSS
Yes bitch yes
Lol, I can relate... my girlfriend is invisible aswell
Lmao 380 likes , thanks
mo cas you wouldn’t know her
She goes to another school
mo cas same my boyfriend
Same with my dad
padraig lydon / Me too! But my dad’s voice isn’t there either. I can’t hear him yelling at me anymore... strange...
@@spookytale2069 Did yours go to the shop to get cigarettes
This is so sad, Alexa play Ghostbusters theme
😂
🗿
Linda*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"If you are a spirit or a dementor please to section C" I'M SCREAMING I LOVE HARRY POTTER
Someone get daz disk space for Christmas 😂😂
T._. Marshall._ I will
OH GOD IT'S A MIRACLE!
DAZ HAS STOPPED CENSORING SWEARING!
(p.s. Daz we will always support you, please don't stop making amazing content thank you for being you, you make our day amazing when you post thank you ❤)
Also nice haircut
" let me feel myself"
" actually that sounds wrong " 😂😂😂😂
"we're out of time"
"So is your boyfriend"
When I tell you I choked on my cereal-
I’m so happy he’s not censoring the swearing anymore
Miranda Clark same😂
Me too
Like me
Miranda Clark and 10 months later, with today’s cooking simulator 3 video, it’s back
Miranda Clark same, even tho I’m rlly late lmao
WHO AGREES FOR LOW DISC SPACE MERCH!!!
Like if you agree xx
Edit:omg thanks for all the likes hope Daz sees this and thinks about it ❤️❤️
Yeeeeesssssssz. Yassssssssss
Yeess
Yasss
Yesss
He should so do it 😂😂
“I probably won’t be uploading tomorrow as I’ll be opening presents and EATING TURKEY”
“Let me feel myself!!! Oh that came out wrong”
“Nope!I have no response to that”
“His face is me!”
“And will my computer ever get disc space!”
Daz: I've had such an amazing year...
2020: he he he no
Haha
*Crys in 2021* 😭
Ghost lover lady: "it's a real pregnancy. There is a phantom inside you. " Daz: sips tea* ........ I can't think of a response........ LINDA!!!
Daz: Linda needs a vacation... Linda whers my tea!
Daz: that's good tea!
Me: *holds up mug*
OOOH BOI I GOT MA TEA TOOOOOOOO
*has bottle of vodka at 1:10 am*
I was drinking tea too!! 😂👌🏻 I think it should be a tradition to watch Daz videos while drinking tea (not ice tea, doesn’t count lol)
@@HelenasInkyHour Yes. Yes it should.
Well we’re out of time
Daz: so is your boyfriend.
*daz starts to die*
*everyone else starts to die laughing*
Haha I fell of my bed XD
I only laughed because he did, his laugh is contagious
S-shoto?
@@softbakugoukatsuki7761 bakugo w t f
@@neons.hairclip Nezuko?
honestly, my house is 120 years old and for a few weeks last summer, the ghost of a kind woman would come into my room and hug me when i cried. she even pulled a razor blade out of my hand once and stopped me hurting myself that night. this woman in the vid might not be crazy
I think this women has been single for far too long and is now imagining things, Merry Christmas Linda and Daz
If this is the affects of being single for too long, I'd better be prepared lol
Sophia Juan Girl same 😂
If you met the ghost in Australia and it’s been around for a long time it’s probably a convict, I think someone should tell her she wants to marry 1800s “badboy”
Give her the PENILE judgment ;)
she marrying either a bread theif or a murderer lmao
Imaginary friend with benefits?
What the f-
I’m just here because I see Jack as your icon
Yes, imaginary friends with benefits, you got it right. 😜😋😏
T Jean IM SCREAMIN
A death no daz fan is prepared for:
When he fixes his computer 😭😭