They Were Going To Have Me Committed!

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  • It was so crazy no one would believe me and they were going to have me committed!
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  • @Dennys854
    @Dennys854 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    On your next WOT video where an SPG goes off and drowns itself, you MUST say "I think we've found a new way of making fish!"

    • @titanuranus
      @titanuranus 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Chocolate covered Salmon... clever Canadians.

  • @scottmason7312
    @scottmason7312 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Claus will eventually turn into his father. And in 25 years when Claus is his fathers age we're going to be getting a video entitled, "Look, I figured out a new way of making fish."

    • @caoryn
      @caoryn 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Every week.

    • @karcsi255854
      @karcsi255854 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Repent .

  • @zippome
    @zippome 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Hey! You got your chocolate on my Salmon!
    You got salmon on my donut!
    And this friends, is how Reeses Salmon Donut cups were born...

    • @urabampot
      @urabampot 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      RAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA!... good 1!

  • @papagator7007
    @papagator7007 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    IMHO this is the funniest Claus video yet. OMG I laughed so hard my sides hurt....."you're eating a fish covered donut and you're eating chocolate covered fish"....lol

  • @harrisonwickham7426
    @harrisonwickham7426 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    i love your stories about your parents;i especially love the fact that you do what you do for your parents.There are so many children who don't even care about their parents

  • @shaitanmo
    @shaitanmo 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Claus will become his dad in 15-20 years. I can see the similarities allready.

  • @kriztov265
    @kriztov265 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Its Sunday night here and your video was just the thing to make me smile. I love your stories about your folks they way you express their personalities is almost like being there. :) Cheers for the sharing.

  • @generalpublic3744
    @generalpublic3744 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Claus's epistle came across like a Monty python sketch. "Ah confectionery!" Crunchy frog coming up!

  • @rasamerlock4042
    @rasamerlock4042 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    You are an international treasure, a gentleman and a scholar; and a good son. All the best to you and your family.

  • @jornschneider2723
    @jornschneider2723 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    be glad, you have your mom and dad....my died last year..

    • @saviourself687
      @saviourself687 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Condolences, but you have to see that the story is light hearted and not a serious complaint.

    • @jornschneider2723
      @jornschneider2723 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@saviourself687 sorry for making you feel sad....

    • @rasamerlock4042
      @rasamerlock4042 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My condolences.

    • @jornschneider2723
      @jornschneider2723 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rasamerlock4042 ..thanx....hug your parent s

    • @dinobone
      @dinobone 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Lost my dad 35yrs ago & almost my mom last year,make the most of the time you have.

  • @jamesblack946
    @jamesblack946 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    LOL chocolate salmon, mmmmmmm good! Nice video Claus. Parents are the best.

  • @harrisonwickham7426
    @harrisonwickham7426 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    As far as a story goes my wife's dad is 89 years old and lives a long way away from us(my wife told him not to move but he did anyway;now he regrets it).Well we go as often as we can and the big thing for him is when his daughter cooks for him. He eats anything you put in front of him but trying to get him to tell us what he wants is like pulling teeth.We usually go through a hour ordeal of questioning him.Its like 2 cops questioning a suspect i even set up a light in front of him one day as a joke before we started the inquisition

  • @loperuit
    @loperuit 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is also my life, sad, frustrating, and hilarious all at the same time.

  • @garymorris5974
    @garymorris5974 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Marty is calling the paddy Wagon. Run Clause Run

  • @t_az3346
    @t_az3346 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Parents are the best😂, just think one day we will be just like them. 😅

  • @Apophis1966
    @Apophis1966 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Be happy that you still have your parents. My father is 80 and completely demented after the 9th stroke and can no longer talk. But when I show him a few old questionnaires from the driving school he smiles. He was a driving instructor in Germany from 1964 to 2010. But he can't cook at all anymore, although he could do it ecelently. I wrote down his recipe for deer with bacon, red wine sauce and homemade dumplings and cook it for him every now and then.

  • @Nexesys
    @Nexesys 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Cherish these moments, Claus. I lost my Grandma, Grandpa, and Mom all in 2022. These are the times that will be with you forever and bring you a smile. God Bless 😊

    • @Billy-the-Kid
      @Billy-the-Kid 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes man, so true. They are not around forever.

  • @johnedge3800
    @johnedge3800 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Thanks. I couldn’t stop laughing around the nine minute mark because I recognise something of my wife and I in the way you described your parents. You either laugh or you cry. Cheers from Australia.

  • @geeussery8849
    @geeussery8849 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Chocolate glaze on Salmon, hmmm? May have to try that one. It's great you have a good heart and do what you can for your parents. My Dad is still kicking and at 84 he is still a hot mess. He loves to fish too as he is a retired charter boat captain living in Florida. Good day Claus!

  • @shark5919
    @shark5919 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Lets agree to get rid of the Metric system !! Centimeters? What the Hell is that! Give me inches, pounds, gallons and miles !!

  • @nojoojuu
    @nojoojuu 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm lucky that my parents are in good mental health, both over 80. Food has a big part in that I believe. Fresh out of own garden, + elk and deer from local forest, fish from the river 20m from the house.
    Nice of You to help them as You do. And funny stories pile up for us, thanks 🥰

  • @andrewduke1489
    @andrewduke1489 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I go through this every Sunday with my mum -“Stop Hitting The Webcam, Mum!”

  • @robertflint4115
    @robertflint4115 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Listening to your story Kellerman, reminds me of how much I miss my parents 🥲. Thank you for sharing 🤘😎

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Loved it, loved it. I laughed so many times. That's life with hard of hearing, mind made up old folks.

  • @0303ewan
    @0303ewan 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yet another great Kellerman story!!

  • @Filth_DK
    @Filth_DK 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My 90+ year old grandmother is getting internet and cable tv installed and I'm the "IT guy"... So far we narrowed her use of the new remote down to a handful of buttons.

  • @KevinsHomeAloneAgain
    @KevinsHomeAloneAgain 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love the way you do the dad BAAAHHH! I can picture that every time. Your an awesome son and great man!

  • @dcrabbit
    @dcrabbit 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I have an 88 year old father. Mannnnn can I sympathize..

  • @Billy-the-Kid
    @Billy-the-Kid 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dear Claus, I love the stories about your old folks. You still have them! Enjoy it as long as you can.

  • @kirkmyers2116
    @kirkmyers2116 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Circle of life Claus. If you are really lucky you will get to return all the diaper changes your parents gave you!

  • @victorduffy4459
    @victorduffy4459 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My elderly mother lives with me, and it's a shit show. Half the time, she thinks my house is hers. She can't remember what she's done from one minute to the next. She's a nightmare with an iPad or smartphone. She's never met a scam she won't fall for. And, she has a freaking job! I don't know what they pay her to do, but they love her.

  • @patrickrobinson545
    @patrickrobinson545 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Thanks Claus , good stuff!

  • @karinday3354
    @karinday3354 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If it weren't for being able to laugh, we would go crazy!

  • @dougc.3497
    @dougc.3497 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is better than any stand-up comedy act. Thanks for the laughs! Gotta go now...my fish and pasta is ready!

  • @MrNigelTBean
    @MrNigelTBean 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great story, reminds me of looking after my parents before they passed. Moments of insanity, frustration, incredulity, hilarity, family and finally realisation that this will be me if I live long enough

  • @richardmaher2600
    @richardmaher2600 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Its amazing how every aged parents ideas and mannerisms are the same the world over , you made me remember my grand parents with a smile and a bit of a laugh

  • @2020heinsite
    @2020heinsite 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Chocolate covered salmon: A new way of making fish indeed.

  • @kevinmcdonald6446
    @kevinmcdonald6446 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wasn't this a Monty Python skit? Seriously, it's good to see and hear about families that love each other and go through life's challenges together. Been down this road.

  • @NrthrnKnght
    @NrthrnKnght 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    MOM: Claus , when are you moving in..your cooking is wonderful..I am tired of fish!!!

  • @onetruecharlatan
    @onetruecharlatan 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That was funny as fuck. I cried through most of it. My Dad is the same with not washing his coffee mug. It's white porcelain but it's brown on the inside and I have to scrape it to get it clean. My step-dad is the same with washing plates, just brushes the crumbs off the plate after his morning toast, then puts it back in the cupboard. They both drive me fucking nuts. Thanks you for the belly laughs Claus.

  • @MurkyWat3rs
    @MurkyWat3rs 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When you're in a nursing home. This discussion makes sense.

  • @seangranite3781
    @seangranite3781 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dear God sounds like you had a wonderful stress free visit with the parents. Glad to see you're still alive and free. As free as you can be in Canada anyway. :)

  • @matthewschauenburg
    @matthewschauenburg 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The way Claus's mind wanders all over the place when narrating tank videos, I expected him to go completely off subject here and talk about nothing but game statistics.

  • @patrickglaser1560
    @patrickglaser1560 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh my god... this may be my future with my parents

  • @JustBCWi
    @JustBCWi 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "One and a quarter centimeters," or in American "half-inch."

  • @terrylazarou7075
    @terrylazarou7075 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’ve had this experience with my mother who lives several provinces away and her off-brand tablet. She doesn’t like “fishy fish” but loved the Salmon I made for her, when I visited. She told all her friends, how I fishy it was. She also doesn’t like Hagen Dazs, except when I buy it and hide it in her freezer.

  • @buning_sensations5437
    @buning_sensations5437 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's hard to laugh, hits too close to home. It's stories like this that I couldn't watch Everyone Loves Raymond. I went to visit family in Italy for the summer after graduating college, upon return they had purchased a Time-Share. 🤦 My lesson that I learned to late was don't ask for what they want, cause your now the parent. My dad's sister turned 100 in February, fortunately she smart as a tack. She says she sleeps well, but keeps waking up, that one threw me for a loop. An amazing dry sense of humour.

  • @camiro66
    @camiro66 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I shared this with my sons to prepare them for their future tasks 😂😂

  • @rolfalive2821
    @rolfalive2821 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Claus tooo funny 😂😂😂! My folks passed while back and I can so relate!

  • @shazdave8886
    @shazdave8886 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is hilarious. My hubby and I are in our 60s. I can see this happening here. Ha ha.

  • @r.h.7633
    @r.h.7633 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OH MAN. I can second to that almost 100%. We have to take care of our parents, they tend to be like babies. And yes, sometimes it's frustrating to get the message through.

  • @BaldyTheOnlyOne
    @BaldyTheOnlyOne 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    17:01 The "POO Incident", a.k.a. "The Pizza Ordering Ordeal", may have taken about 40 minutes, but they've been building up to it all their lives! 🤗

  • @ErikGoode
    @ErikGoode 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What an honest video. I'm close to your age. I watched my parents go through this with their parents many years ago and am now getting close to doing that with them. This is so accurate. Keep your chin up you're doing great.

  • @slimkop4186
    @slimkop4186 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    a good man someone who take care of his parents no matter what the circumstances..gud bless them

  • @bosworth65
    @bosworth65 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love this! This is hilarious ! Thanks for sharing! Best wishes to you and your parents! (and Marty!)

  • @MangoMilitia
    @MangoMilitia 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Your folks are lucky to have you. They were apparently good parents to have raised, and took care of you. Now its your turn to take care of them. Such is the circle of life.

  • @wobblyboost
    @wobblyboost 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your Dad's fish recipe sounds awesome, what a novel discovery. Please give us the full recipe for my avant-garde culinary video I'm working on.

  • @michaelholycross2633
    @michaelholycross2633 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Poor Claus. Dude...

  • @morstyrannis1951
    @morstyrannis1951 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Enjoy these crazy times while you can, Claus.

  • @johnathansaegal3156
    @johnathansaegal3156 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fish: Aluminum foil, put a little butter on the foil, lay the filet on the foil, but a dab of butter on top of the filet. Garlic, a couple dashed of garlic POWDER (not garlic salt), sprinkle paprika on the filet.
    Completely wrap up filet in the foil, place on grill (I prefer a propane Hibachi grill). Cook on medium-high until your mouth waters from the aroma, it is done.
    Do that individually for each filet. Remove from foil when done, place on plate and use a little fresh-squeezed lemon.
    Side Dish: White rice and green peas.
    This recipe is for white fish (I prefer Orange Roughy, but that is pretty pricey, will work for any white fish). I have not tried this with salmon.

  • @markmcarthur4353
    @markmcarthur4353 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My mum has moved in with us after dad passed. She is in her 80's and starting to get senility. Mostly she is fine but then evey so often shes like a child. Winter here so I put the heater on, went away and did something else. I came back 20 mins later and the heater is off. I stoipped and looked at it and asked her about it. I dont know she says and then adds "the TV is off too" They are both on a circuit concrolled by a switch on a power point on the skirting board. I look at the switch which is now in the off position. I asked "who turned of the switch?" She blurts out "it wasnt me!" Of course it was her. There was no one else in the house.
    Donuts...I bought some (3) the other day for us to have with an afternoon coffee. I showed the to her and my wife and before I could react she grabbed one and scoffed it down like a child. I have lots more tales of strange things she is begining to do. You just have to be understanding and try not to be annoyed. Life is short and life can be tough.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's about time somebody Baker Act'ed Claus and his many personalities.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "You got fish on my donut!"
    "You got donut on my fish!"
    Coming soon from Reese's....

  • @N8MRN
    @N8MRN 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My parents don’t even know they are gaslighting us when they say they are too old to drive the 800 km here, but they will drive the 1000km to Calgary or 1200km to penticton.

  • @jorgscharf2053
    @jorgscharf2053 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ... awesome.... - a story what happens in every family, in this or another way... - finally i nearly wet my pants... - thank you claus!

  • @dougsmith5690
    @dougsmith5690 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Old folk's version of who's on first - classic!

  • @nicolaenarita7313
    @nicolaenarita7313 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @Claus, try some GARLIC souce with the fish! Here in Romania we rarely eat fish without that "demential" garlic souce. 😁

  • @vincentwiddershoven2122
    @vincentwiddershoven2122 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ave Claus. Love your storys and way of thinking. :)

  • @fulcrumsee5968
    @fulcrumsee5968 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great Video!!

  • @montarakid1943
    @montarakid1943 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh, God! I'm going to be your father in a few short years! 🤣

  • @militantcapitalist4606
    @militantcapitalist4606 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your dad sounds like the king of human that will easily shave 10 years off your life expectency.

  • @clintonturner5545
    @clintonturner5545 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks for the second episode. Just as good as the first one.

  • @Gola308
    @Gola308 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yes, my 87 year old dad in NE Iowa has decided that all trees are bad, and he's cutting down any of them over 25 years old , whether they need it of not...... Oof Dah!!!

  • @TimsGuitarWorldwithTimFeskorn
    @TimsGuitarWorldwithTimFeskorn 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    your POV is becoming a new staple watch, This was a great story. My folks are both gone now. but I remember lots of nutty moments like this. Thanks Claus, fun stuff. 😎 T

  • @vanvan-oc4nj
    @vanvan-oc4nj 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hurrah for Clauses parents !!!

  • @paulguilbeault4471
    @paulguilbeault4471 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was so fun and laughing listening your story with your mom and dad. I am happy for you, you still have them with you, so, keep taking care of them and keep enjoying the great times like that , they are so precious. I wish you more new recipes from your Dad. :-)
    See you on your next video, even if it's not related to WOT , it's so funny to listen you. Keep going the great work. (from Paul from Quebec)

  • @dottorekaoz8679
    @dottorekaoz8679 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This reminds me of a fried herring I tried to eat in Denmark.
    It was sweet. It was almost a fishy candy. That was the time when gum recession was Illness number 1 there. And they were all "how does this happen?" - Well, perhaps not pour a gallon of syrup over fried herring... couldn't stomach more than four bites.

  • @nookbandit
    @nookbandit 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This would be a great story but it hits real close to home, I feel for ya

  • @LeChickenRanch
    @LeChickenRanch วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This sounds familiar.

  • @Kenstarr1975
    @Kenstarr1975 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    yes

  • @robbyrocksoo
    @robbyrocksoo 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love you parent stories. Lol

  • @charlesrogers1123
    @charlesrogers1123 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now I need a donut!!

  • @matthiassa6378
    @matthiassa6378 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OK next time it will be fish and chocolate sauce for me too. Oh well you can also order me a pizza on fridays^^

  • @O2MEND
    @O2MEND 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sad, but oh can I relate to your story.

  • @NegativeSteve
    @NegativeSteve 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That hurt my brain

  • @Fr33Zone
    @Fr33Zone 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I feel for you brother ❤❤

  • @chrisfritch9740
    @chrisfritch9740 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My parents are turning 60 this year and next- not excited for this lol

  • @tomwitte6369
    @tomwitte6369 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Therapy for Boomers with Parents. Channel #3.

    • @ThePhoenix198
      @ThePhoenix198 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If you are a boomer and still have parents (or even a parent), just be grateful. I lost my father 48 years ago, lost my mother 21 years ago. Careless of me, eh?

    • @tomwitte6369
      @tomwitte6369 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ThePhoenix198 Absolutely sorry for your losses. My wife and I lost fathers early and still have mothers living large. That said, those of us lucky enough to have parents in their late 80's, 90's or older can relate to Claus' parent videos, and yes, sometimes, you just need to laugh. I wouldn't assume for a second that any of us with long-lived, elderly parents are not grateful. Peace.

  • @ratskigoblinski4963
    @ratskigoblinski4963 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    an amazing Incoherent story, well played.

  • @rhofstede5659
    @rhofstede5659 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My mom is 80, and confused as fuck but I love her. and its next to impossible to tell her basic stuff :D

  • @MOJO-xi3wf
    @MOJO-xi3wf 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yep. Old man is 86

  • @khankrumgaming8926
    @khankrumgaming8926 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Salmon can take a bit of sweet, especially with the spicy you put on it. Oh man, hot honey glazed salmon is awesome.

  • @RUSSIANACCENTGAMEPLAY
    @RUSSIANACCENTGAMEPLAY 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Steel patience

  • @2tone209
    @2tone209 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    AY UP CLAUS

  • @curiousgeorge5992
    @curiousgeorge5992 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fifty first dates springs to mind🙄

  • @p4radigm989
    @p4radigm989 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Order them some German/Austrian stuff: Roast Pork with Sauerkraut und Semmelknoedel (dumplings),
    and then some Kebab.

  • @parody_bear_mike
    @parody_bear_mike 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    DONT TELL THEM YOU WENT FLAT EARTH

  • @sottedkraken9971
    @sottedkraken9971 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mole fishing tasty.....😂

  • @robkist7119
    @robkist7119 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Claus salmon with cream and dille and some onion and tomate and herbs out of the oven is really nice don’t and choclade next time 😂

  • @richardroach7127
    @richardroach7127 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Chocolate and salmon. Sounds good to me.