Claus explains the simple things you must do to ensure that your wife loves you as much as you deserve. Let me know if she agrees. Support this channel through Patreon; / clauskellerman
Claus walking around Vancouver talking to himself into the camera looking like one of the guys who walk around Vancouver talking to themselves without a camera.
Claus rambling on, whilst rambling along Hamilton Street in Yaletown. Well, rambling is perhaps not quite the right word, seeing as he is not in the countryside, but whatever^^
Bro, Dont lie , look her strategic ght in the eye... " honey, I fucked off all day , but I have ..." coffee, wine whatever she likes for her after work routine.
@@clauskellermanpov3004 Yes, that's the one big flaw. Better save that one for the really huge screwups. Buy a nice gift on a discount rack and put it in a glass case with the words. ."Break Glass in case of Screw Up Emergency"
We have these things called cellphones these days so you can ask significant other if you've forgotten anything...but you wont have to ask because she'll call you every hour anyway.
"Let the garbage hit the floor" 🎶 Better yet, just write it down and make it a habit to look it up. Until the habit is established, you have to fake the pain of course
My wife is not just my wife, my wife is also my best friend,my Queen. I cannot go along with this idea as i get busted as i am bad at making up shit. Thank you for the laugh Claus and safe travels to you both
You had me going there. I thought you were talking to your wife, until I heard what was supposed to be her voice. I told my wife that he has to be married.
Youre lucky misses Claus didnt see the chiropractor at 9:03 !. 😅 what are the chances that you are just standing in front of a chiropractor when she showed up. Fun story Claus. Please keep making and posting.
Nobody asked me to do something today and in the course of watching this video I completely forgot what it was nobody asked me to do. I am now sitting here wondering what it was nobody asked me to do and I'm seriously sweating what it was because I wouldn't want to let anybody down and suffer the indignation and conflagration which accompanies it. I pray somebody help; anybody could help. The satire is strong with this one.
And that folks is the difference between a gf and a wife. A wife is like “I don’t wanna hear any of your lame ass excuses. Oh my back hurts again. Well my back hurts all the time from carrying your lazy ass. Since you couldn’t do the one thing I asked, now we’re going to the new progressive vegan restaurant around the corner.” Rock on Kellerman 🤘😎
So lie is your best advice. lmao😂 how many partners have ya had Claus? Sounds like a shit load of bullshit to do because of one little lie. Maybe get a job as a marriage counselor! You say damn I forgot your chore you gave me due to my game playing drinking and napping! This was a good 👍🏼 ! Thanks Sir Claus
Imagination is a wonderful thing isn't it? lol My Ex. would have called me a "cripple" and, would have asked for money from dinner when we got home. lol No,. really she was like that.
LOL she was one of Trumps picks to be outr Vice President, she might still be one of his picks. She killed her puppy that was like a year old or something becuase she was training it to hunt birds but it went after some chickens on her farm so she decided it needed to be killed instead of finding another home for it, then she tried to play it off like it was attacking everything and so she had no choice but to kill it. She took it to a gravel pit on her farm aparently and shot it. IT WAS A PUPPY so of couurse its going to play and chase things especially when your training it to be a bird dog. This is what I heard it may not all be 100% correct but that was the jist of it. LOL your partner probably said "Don't forget to come back and pick me up!"🤣😂😂😂
@@clauskellermanpov3004 funny. I replied to you but for some reason my reply disappeared? My account may not be 100% accurate but it is as true as I remember it. You can however search the web and find out all about it as it was on all the news stations so you can start searching there for the full story. I would just not use Fox News as they are clearly bias toward Trump and the people around him.
@@clauskellermanpov3004 🤔 my replies to this keep dissapearing which is wierd, let me just say Check the news sites and not the onenamed after a cute little animal. Hopefully this reply will not dissapear. not sure where my other ones went?🤔 unless you can see them and for some reason I can not?
I think some of you took this video seriously...
Claus walking around Vancouver talking to himself into the camera looking like one of the guys who walk around Vancouver talking to themselves without a camera.
Claus rambling on, whilst rambling along Hamilton Street in Yaletown.
Well, rambling is perhaps not quite the right word, seeing as he is not in the countryside, but whatever^^
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!!!
Bro,
Dont lie , look her strategic ght in the eye...
" honey, I fucked off all day , but I have ..." coffee, wine whatever she likes for her after work routine.
good plan Claus remember to get your tent ready cause you are sleeping in the woods when she watches this lol
It's already up and ready!
Go buy her a present and say that's why you forgot. 😁
That is a good option but more expensive than my strategy.
@@clauskellermanpov3004 Yes, that's the one big flaw. Better save that one for the really huge screwups. Buy a nice gift on a discount rack and put it in a glass case with the words. ."Break Glass in case of Screw Up Emergency"
Thanks Claus. You made me laugh even though it hurts to laugh.🤣
Bob's voice has changed again.
We have these things called cellphones these days so you can ask significant other if you've forgotten anything...but you wont have to ask because she'll call you every hour anyway.
SHEESH, just easier to do the thing in the first place... LOL
never!
Of course I have a feeling she may eventually get suspicious if you used that trick too often. 🤔
chronic back pain...
Good Lord. You should play in a movie! Very good actor. Very believable.
"Let the garbage hit the floor" 🎶 Better yet, just write it down and make it a habit to look it up. Until the habit is established, you have to fake the pain of course
tried it, didn't work, got MORE chores
plan backfired!
My wife is not just my wife, my wife is also my best friend,my Queen. I cannot go along with this idea as i get busted as i am bad at making up shit. Thank you for the laugh Claus and safe travels to you both
Of course a good strategy 😂❤
You had me going there. I thought you were talking to your wife, until I heard what was supposed to be her voice. I told my wife that he has to be married.
Youre lucky misses Claus didnt see the chiropractor at 9:03 !. 😅 what are the chances that you are just standing in front of a chiropractor when she showed up. Fun story Claus. Please keep making and posting.
not to mention the 25 restaurants he walked past....
Been married 49 years, and that ain't gonna cut it! nice story though.
If you had walked faster back to the hotel, you might have gotten that massage that was offered. 🤣
Funny,no wife in the mirror ☝️😂
A vampire seductress!
I watched this video with my wife. She wants to know, Claus: does this ever work?
Y'all forgot the love puppet Claus. No batteries , it goes in and out but no Good , Good Vibrations, Shirley, Clause your joking.
Nobody asked me to do something today and in the course of watching this video I completely forgot what it was nobody asked me to do. I am now sitting here wondering what it was nobody asked me to do and I'm seriously sweating what it was because I wouldn't want to let anybody down and suffer the indignation and conflagration which accompanies it. I pray somebody help; anybody could help.
The satire is strong with this one.
Just set an alarm on your phone to take the garbage out and save your self a 11 minute tutorial on being muppet .
Hahahaahaha.......................................
Ave Claus. You are the master of deception, lol
Claus pls pick a “partner” that doesn’t sound like your grandma!
holy restaurants batman. Does anyone in Vancouver eat at home?
Who knew there could be useful advice from South Dakota governor Kristi Noem...
That’s mainstream media, putting the spin on it. She actually killed the dog that was a threat to children and other animals.
Bahahahahaha.
Bad Idea, because when you go together to the bed will be NO FUN FOR YOU❗🤣😂🤣
Better train your wife like Claus training Marty❗🤣😂🤣
And that folks is the difference between a gf and a wife. A wife is like “I don’t wanna hear any of your lame ass excuses. Oh my back hurts again. Well my back hurts all the time from carrying your lazy ass. Since you couldn’t do the one thing I asked, now we’re going to the new progressive vegan restaurant around the corner.”
Rock on Kellerman 🤘😎
Claus, I've enjoyed your vids and if you suddenly go quiet we will all understand that your partner has seen this one.
go back to the cactus club, you past it a couple blocks ago.
good spot!
😂😂😂
So lie is your best advice. lmao😂 how many partners have ya had Claus? Sounds like a shit load of bullshit to do because of one little lie. Maybe get a job as a marriage counselor! You say damn I forgot your chore you gave me due to my game playing drinking and napping! This was a good 👍🏼 ! Thanks Sir Claus
Imagination is a wonderful thing isn't it? lol My Ex. would have called me a "cripple" and, would have asked for money from dinner when we got home. lol No,. really she was like that.
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ummmmm windows we see u alone ummmm
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1) your not a bum your retired.
2) you make money by making videos. ( I know you have patreon☕😉👍)
3) 📝, ⏰
4) or do everything early then enjoy.
Fyi notepad and alarm for.me.
Sounds like a Shania Twang…
Come on Claus you can do beter 😂
Imagine Alzheimer they can`t even think a story to tell.😉
Hmmmm.... Being a bum .... Basically you are a pet for your partner .. Sounds fun but pets usually get neutered, chipped and eventually get put down.
LOL she was one of Trumps picks to be outr Vice President, she might still be one of his picks. She killed her puppy that was like a year old or something becuase she was training it to hunt birds but it went after some chickens on her farm so she decided it needed to be killed instead of finding another home for it, then she tried to play it off like it was attacking everything and so she had no choice but to kill it. She took it to a gravel pit on her farm aparently and shot it. IT WAS A PUPPY so of couurse its going to play and chase things especially when your training it to be a bird dog. This is what I heard it may not all be 100% correct but that was the jist of it. LOL your partner probably said "Don't forget to come back and pick me up!"🤣😂😂😂
Is that what happened? Is this a true story or some Disney Movie add?
@@clauskellermanpov3004 no it’s true. Just search the web about it.
@@clauskellermanpov3004 funny. I replied to you but for some reason my reply disappeared? My account may not be 100% accurate but it is as true as I remember it. You can however search the web and find out all about it as it was on all the news stations so you can start searching there for the full story. I would just not use Fox News as they are clearly bias toward Trump and the people around him.
@@clauskellermanpov3004 🤔 my replies to this keep dissapearing which is wierd, let me just say Check the news sites and not the onenamed after a cute little animal. Hopefully this reply will not dissapear. not sure where my other ones went?🤔 unless you can see them and for some reason I can not?
That a to much work to do, just say to her, I forgot u trow it your self but I love you😂
lol. that will work....
laught MAO
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