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Can you imagine an end of year special that is filled with just Danny Intros from the last 12 months? You should get on this Simon. Or make one of those 24 hr streams of it. I would have it on in my background every day!
Honestly nothing fits the BrainBlaze formula more than slamming out a Wednesday news special on Friday. It just embodies the chaos this channel is and Simon's embrace of such beautifully.
you can just imagine his reaction in his next script though. Just a script of introduction with one page of content, to spite Simon throwing a smaller introduction away.
I can accept Simon sitting down I can accept Blazeboy putting on a suit I can accept Factboi changing the format a bit I can NOT accept Godking throwing out Danny's intro
Simon you better pick the literary masterpiece you just threw over your shoulder and read it like a good fact boy. Danny is in the basement right now drowning in his own tears
I enjoyed this new format! Fun and laughs as always! Maybe this is terrible of me, but I really was kind of hoping after you threw the first page out that Danny had snuck an extra copy of his intro into the second or third page 😂
It's okay, Simon. You can admit you are tired of standing up for hours in order to film these Blazing masterpieces. Edit: I absolutely loved this _Wednesday_ News Special. I missed the long intro though. I'd also love a video filled with only long intros.
I'll be disappointed if we don't see him rolling around in the office chair and maybe take a stroll outside yelling at a camera. Anything random embodies the blaze.
If you're bright enough to keep up with Blaze Boi you're bright enough to understand that adhering to weekdays is just an arbitrary constriction of creativity and ultimately just a proof that you conform to the shackles of normality and indoctrinated thinking! :P
@@nichmiller4251 Even the Communists habitually obeyed it without question. We're much further back here: Blame it on the freaking ROMANS! The guy who invented this ought to get stabbed... oh, wait.. he actually was!
Dropping Danny's intro does open up the possibility of Simon creating ANOTHER channel of nothing BUT Danny's intros. DannyBlaze would be fun, informative, and rather monitizible, just saying
I love the new format and can't wait to see where it goes providing consistent content again in the Business Blaze style. I miss Danny's introductions already though
Florida woman here: I took my driver's exam in High School driver's ed. I failed the first time, and then the teacher goes to me at the end of class and says: "we finished early. You wanna try again?" So I did and "passed", Mainly because he didn't want to have to get the paperwork out again the next day. Update: I'm from the next town over from the turtle guy.
@@SegwayBossk Could you explain that please? How would the size of the car influence your ability to comprehend traffic signs or your ability to orient yourself correctly in different situations?
Smaller cars have a smaller turn radius, accelerate slower, decelerate faster, and are generally easier to handle. Also tend to be less intimidating for new drivers over say, a Suburban or F350
@@andersjjensen we had to do park the vehicle various ways inside an area of cones. We also had to go through cone courses before we were allowed onto the roadways. All people need to comprehend traffic signals is common sense
I feel like this channel is the embodiment of driving a car down the road as each wheel falls off, bounces around a little bit, and somehow slap themselves back into place and frankly I'm totally here for it.
Wednesday stuff on Fridays! Next up is Simon starting a religion where the weekly Sunday Services are held every other Tuesday Edit: Top Tenz (his main channel) just uploaded a video titled "10 Bizarre Cult Rituals"... The ball is already rolling
I miss Simon beating the stuff around his set up and hitting the script along with the shouting at the plant and the lap. This serious Simon is not the same especially without the intro by Danny.
Disclaimer-I am a proud Floridian, and, in the first guy’s defense, I saw the movie “Twister,” and the moral of that story was this: if you’re in a car and see a tornado on the horizon, you “slam on the gas.” It’s not a Shuttle launch; you don’t stop to rubberneck at a tornado. What really makes this situation “Florida Man” is that his defense had NOTHING to do with THAT legitimate justification. Haha PS-THE “Florida Man” of all Florida Men is a woman named Aileen Wuornos.
Yeah peeing in the woods is normal and pretty much expected on things like camping trips or incredibly long hikes, I think it’s only illegal if it is reasonable to think someone could see you
It's really fun to fuck with your friends and either make the sounds of someone walking up or just say someone is walking up and hearing your friend rush to finish
Pissing behind a tree when camping by the lake or wandering the many mountain trails is fine... Pissing on a shrub in the local park by the basketball court is frowned upon apparently.
Agree. Once the episode got going, I was kinda expecting it. I was wondering when the traditional little square video clip on the corner was going to appear.
I don't know how this episode didn't show up in my feed until today. But Sam, you make me so happy! This is the height of artistry. Tim Curry, Sir Ynges, every edit a masterpiece. *Chef's kiss*
My girlfriend's sister took her driving test 4 times. Same instructor/tester each time. During the 4th attempt she pulled out onto the divided highway - the wrong direction. The instructor passed her when they got back because, "She was going to get him killed".
I'm getting a mental picture of a terrified, middle aged man clinging for what's left of his sanity to the "oh shit handle" as a sky blue (with running rust) Chevette is tearing ass down the wrong way on FDR Drive and picking up past 125 mph... "Am I still failing, mother f***er???" The young woman shouts at him, swerving just enough to splatter the passenger side rear view down his side of the car while the F150's horn quickly diminishes into the distance behind them... "Am I?!" "N... No..." He finally breaks down, tears beginning to stream down his face. "You pass! Okay, god d***it!? You aced it! Just get me the hell outta here!!!" ;o)
My GF's son literally took his test 5 or 6 times. Finally got his license (not sure how), and promptly turned left in front of two lanes of oncoming traffic, and got annihilated.
@@ShadeAssault ...oh yeah, he walked away without a scratch. Both vehicles were totalled out, and I don't think he even understands what he did wrong. Not the brightest, that kid.
I was in the middle of watch the first Florida Man video for Brain Blaze, It was still Business Blaze, when this one dropped... Also I live just outside of Orlando and can tell you that there is nothing in this video that will surprise me.
Best yet, Simon you are an absolute legend. My drive to work and tv nights are basically you. So thankful you are so prolific, more choice than Netflix
Some of the funniest parts are when Danny's jokes WHOOOSH right over Simon's head. I mean, I 100% get it; when I'm focused on reading aloud I tend to miss puns (to the mockery of my sisters) so I feel some camaraderie there... as I giggle and whisper "whoosh."
How could you throw Danny's intro out? Factboi you should know we all LOVE the intros, that's a fact 😂. Bring back the ridiculously long introduction!!! We live for the intro 😂 Damn you! 😂
As someone from Portland, Oregon... I'm very grateful that Florida exists to pull headlines from us. Also, I was hoping for Greta's "How Dare You" when you threw away the Intro... dangit simon, I love Danny's intro! Can someone with a super-high-rez video and whatnot screen-grab the text for that intro? We need to know what it said! 0:40
Florida Man/Women Stories Have finally made it to International News! Feels weird to hear a store that originated within 10 miles of your home from across the Globe lol
I feel like if enough of Danny's life stories could be gathered together, they'd form the basis of a great West End musical. About a young working class lad from the rough and tumble north of England, who followed his dream and ended up writing scripts for a world famous TH-camr...the one and only, bespectacled, bearded Fact Boi.
0:50 - Chapter 1 - Florida man too busy yelling in traffic to notice a huge tornado 7:40 - Chapter 2 - Florida man insists syringe pulled from his a$$ aren't his 15:00 - Mid roll ads 19:00 - Chapter 3 - Florida couple trapped in closet for 2 days 23:50 - Chapter 4 - Florida man threaten to destroy town with an army of turtles 28:00 - Chapter 5 - Florida man gives cops dashcam video that shows he didn't caused car wreck but did burglarized a store PS: So you have made the "Fact News Network" i see
Was just into the casual criminalist latest video, and Simon mentions how it's gonna be gory, will be saving it for day time tomorrow. And sleep to this brain blaze one , where we see the best version of him.
@@ashishsb9075 I'm on Simon time. It's Friday I'm tired but I won't sleep for a while so it's OK. I'm past the gory part now on to the interesting part when he is arrested
8:00 The TH-camr Dr. Mike has talked about this a few times. They are allowed to talk about their patients outside of the office as long as the doctor does not reveal anything that may be used to identify a patient; age, weight, race, name, etc. Obviously theres more complexity than that, but thats the basis
This was amazing. The only thing that would have made it better is one of Danny's long ass intros. Please do more of these. I demand more Blaze Boi news.
About throwing out Danny's intro...I'm not convinced he actually did. I think that particular sheet of paper had nothing on it related to the episode, it was just a random text, and Simon just did that to mess with us. Legend!
We all love Danny's introductions. Leave the introductions, lose the suit. Don't go off the casual path for a stuffy old news anchor. It's killing my buzz and hardly the most absurd stories from Florida. I lived there in the 90s.
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They were the same backgrounds, factboi!
...oh, and they used the scouring pad as char, i.e. a screen 👍🏻
We need to find this channel a weed brand as sponsor. Bet Seth Rogan would be up for a Brain Blaze.
All those eyebrow lifts are making me strangely aroused.
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Just not the same without a four page introduction from Danny
Can you imagine an end of year special that is filled with just Danny Intros from the last 12 months? You should get on this Simon. Or make one of those 24 hr streams of it. I would have it on in my background every day!
Simon please don’t destroy this channel, it’s bad enough we had a name change. Please don’t skip the long into. Also bring back eta ;)
@@mattpage9826 my vote for a show on Danny, his intros, and his stories.
@@AronBezzina All hail the all knowing ETA! Our TRUE GodKing!
I wanna know what the introduction was...
Every show you do is great. But don’t cut Danny’s intro.
-Threatening angry face next to an image of a mouse pointer hovering over the unsubscribe button- PUT IT BACK! PUT IT FUCKING BACK!!
Facts so harsh
Honestly nothing fits the BrainBlaze formula more than slamming out a Wednesday news special on Friday. It just embodies the chaos this channel is and Simon's embrace of such beautifully.
I love love love the chaos of this channel.
This is peak blaze boy right here.
Just realized its not Wednesday haha
Two more days of work I guess...
Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be. The funny with the chaos xD
I think I speak for us all when I say we want the stories about Danny’s life. Still waiting for that biographics episode.
But Simon will just lie and not talk about the basement...
@@alanhilder1883 no build the whole sandbox world properly, I want pictures of chains and Danny complaining on twitter 😂
@@angryatheist Quickly followed by that meme of the FBI smashing their way in...
@@alanhilder1883 lol nice 😊
And also a top 10 episode of Danny too
Danny's intro (and the rants that go with it) is part of what makes bus.. brain blaze awesome, you can't just throw it away !
This.
Please read it and make it like a short?
He can and he did.
you can just imagine his reaction in his next script though. Just a script of introduction with one page of content, to spite Simon throwing a smaller introduction away.
@@terryenby2304 Fuck shorts. Also , I would like my dislikes back.
Amen
Yes indeed I felt that was quite petty
I can accept Simon sitting down
I can accept Blazeboy putting on a suit
I can accept Factboi changing the format a bit
I can NOT accept Godking throwing out Danny's intro
ALL HAIL THE TRUTH SAYER SYLVAN!
All hail
I've been gone a few months and was wondering what was putting me on edge
ALL HAIL!!
And bring back the bionic ass!
i agree
I vote for Danny's intro to be included from here on out.
The new set-up looks nice!
Don't you know Simon? The intros are an entry in-and-of themselves.
The fact he cancelled Danny's script is more than enough evidence that Simon has lost his mind. Good to hear.
Wearing a tie and sitting behind a desk kinda gave it away
He's reached full tilt. This is where the cult starts
@@benjaminrees6665 Here is where it starts? Bruh, we've been Simon for months.
@@RHCole yeah but this is where Simon starts asking you to do more than give him your money
@@benjaminrees6665 I'm ready. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
We love your introductions Danny!
Simon you better pick the literary masterpiece you just threw over your shoulder and read it like a good fact boy. Danny is in the basement right now drowning in his own tears
I enjoyed this new format! Fun and laughs as always!
Maybe this is terrible of me, but I really was kind of hoping after you threw the first page out that Danny had snuck an extra copy of his intro into the second or third page 😂
Brain Blaze with no long introduction is like a grilled cheese with no cheese
So, toast then?
So toast?
Oh so it's a grilled them
We don't grill our cheese here we Blaze it hashtag 420 amirite folks
**puffs on baguette**
I am fully in favor of regular Florida Man updates. That one subject should keep Simon in scripts for ages.
Florida Man Fridays
And 2 years later we have it lol@@prettyprincezz1999
It's okay, Simon. You can admit you are tired of standing up for hours in order to film these Blazing masterpieces.
Edit: I absolutely loved this _Wednesday_ News Special. I missed the long intro though. I'd also love a video filled with only long intros.
This is totally it lmao
First thing I thought when I saw him at a desk.
I'll be disappointed if we don't see him rolling around in the office chair and maybe take a stroll outside yelling at a camera. Anything random embodies the blaze.
I can't believe that pos threw away perfectly good slave labor
Save the thrown away intro for a future ep made of intros. Make it a game to guess which intro goes with what ep
This really looks like business blaze now that Simon is in a suit and tie.
He just can't move on. Just like the rest of us
Ahh, Friday. The perfect time for Wednesday News.
If you're bright enough to keep up with Blaze Boi you're bright enough to understand that adhering to weekdays is just an arbitrary constriction of creativity and ultimately just a proof that you conform to the shackles of normality and indoctrinated thinking! :P
@@andersjjensen So, what you're saying is that Wednesday is just another of the Communist Overloard's lies??
@@nichmiller4251 Even the Communists habitually obeyed it without question. We're much further back here: Blame it on the freaking ROMANS! The guy who invented this ought to get stabbed... oh, wait.. he actually was!
Congratulation Simon you just created the most valuable BB script by skipping the intro(if it ever go up on auction)
You can't just NOT read Danny's intro! I will go the rest of my life wondering about his intro that was lost to time.
Same here never drop the intro need my 10 min rant about communism or the post office or the bank of scottland
And so the legend of the lost intro was born
Dropping Danny's intro does open up the possibility of Simon creating ANOTHER channel of nothing BUT Danny's intros. DannyBlaze would be fun, informative, and rather monitizible, just saying
@@jix9 would it be Danny blaze, or into blaze? Either way I like the idea.
He should read it randomly during another blaze and see if anyone notices.
Absolutely outrageous that you just threw away Danny's magnificent intro like that. I demand it to be brought to auction as a NFT.
You bring back that introduction fact boi. I need Danny's rant before Simon's rant. It completes me
Lmao
I love the new format and can't wait to see where it goes providing consistent content again in the Business Blaze style. I miss Danny's introductions already though
Florida woman here: I took my driver's exam in High School driver's ed. I failed the first time, and then the teacher goes to me at the end of class and says: "we finished early. You wanna try again?" So I did and "passed", Mainly because he didn't want to have to get the paperwork out again the next day. Update: I'm from the next town over from the turtle guy.
Im a Florida man and I took my test in my school's driver's Ed as well. I passed it but we had tiny cars that would be hard to fail in
@@SegwayBossk Could you explain that please? How would the size of the car influence your ability to comprehend traffic signs or your ability to orient yourself correctly in different situations?
Smaller cars have a smaller turn radius, accelerate slower, decelerate faster, and are generally easier to handle. Also tend to be less intimidating for new drivers over say, a Suburban or F350
@@andersjjensen we had to do park the vehicle various ways inside an area of cones. We also had to go through cone courses before we were allowed onto the roadways. All people need to comprehend traffic signals is common sense
@@SegwayBossk Ah, ok, a small car IS easier than trying to coast a Lincoln Continental through an obstacle course...
Thank you, Florida Man and Simon (in a suit!) for making my Tuesday night at work more enjoyable!
When I saw the suit I knew we were in for a wild ride. OGBB's know that Friday is the optimal time for Wednesday's World News!
Indeed!
Simon's American accent is getting incrementally better each time. Though, we don't all talk like we're from East Texas.
World News Wednesday, *Posts on Friday* I love this channel lol
Lol yep
We need more American Simon, especially if Florida Man is involved.
I feel like this channel is the embodiment of driving a car down the road as each wheel falls off, bounces around a little bit, and somehow slap themselves back into place and frankly I'm totally here for it.
I was half joking last week,that we would get a new channel focused entirely on Florida man… This works (especially Wednesday news on Friday) lol
I just hope they keep releasing them on Friday. Would be brilliant
Petition for Simon to actually have his own news network- everyone in agreement say ‘aye’
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
You need a teleprompter for these. Also, Danny's intro is the best part!
I think he uses one for some his other channels. It would fit the newsroom format though.
No. Yes.
But then he wouldn't have any paper to slap around the basement.
@@oohhboy-funhouse you can still keep the paper version. Just remeber to include instruction to turn page on the propter.
And put it way high up, to fit his other high tech devices in helpfullness.
It's a riot when Simon goes "American" when reading 😂
I need to hear Danny’s life stories!
Simon looks so happy after making his drink, adorable.
Wednesday stuff on Fridays! Next up is Simon starting a religion where the weekly Sunday Services are held every other Tuesday
Edit: Top Tenz (his main channel) just uploaded a video titled "10 Bizarre Cult Rituals"... The ball is already rolling
I would join....
We are Simon.
Lmao I just realized it's not Wednesday 😂
@@RHCole 😂 I could drink Kool aid with you brother!
@@RHCole he said call me absolute God king. Let's start a movement 😂
I miss Simon beating the stuff around his set up and hitting the script along with the shouting at the plant and the lap. This serious Simon is not the same especially without the intro by Danny.
Clever Danny putting two intros in, so we still got the driving test story.
Disclaimer-I am a proud Floridian, and, in the first guy’s defense, I saw the movie “Twister,” and the moral of that story was this: if you’re in a car and see a tornado on the horizon, you “slam on the gas.” It’s not a Shuttle launch; you don’t stop to rubberneck at a tornado. What really makes this situation “Florida Man” is that his defense had NOTHING to do with THAT legitimate justification. Haha
PS-THE “Florida Man” of all Florida Men is a woman named Aileen Wuornos.
The vibe is still there, you can sit down simon, but don't take away the intro, it's part of the absurd charm that hooks us on the blaze
Simon swearing is the best part of my day
Yeah peeing in the woods is normal and pretty much expected on things like camping trips or incredibly long hikes, I think it’s only illegal if it is reasonable to think someone could see you
It's really fun to fuck with your friends and either make the sounds of someone walking up or just say someone is walking up and hearing your friend rush to finish
Pissing behind a tree when camping by the lake or wandering the many mountain trails is fine... Pissing on a shrub in the local park by the basketball court is frowned upon apparently.
@@dodo19923 just grow a wagging tail, fur, and paws then it'll be just fine.
Entertaining, as always, Fact Boi. But the combination of you and Florida Man, never disappoint. Danny's intro: RIP.
KEEP THE TIE!!!11!
I absolutely did get a 'D' for Dangerous on my driving test results. Twice.
Is your middle name "Dangerously"?
Is this why you are now locked in the basement? Prevents you from trying to take the driving test again?
Great episode Simon! Cheers!
I kind of miss the old "Business Blaze".
Its great that the Wednesday special drops on a friday. I fucking love this channel!
"Florida Man. It's a condition, not a location".
Legend.
I've watched 30 seconds and i already want more of these
As a Floridian, though not native born thankfully, it always amuses me when Simon says the names of Florida counties.
I'm disowning my children if we don't get more of these each Wednesday.
On a Friday.
@@diyeana yeah!
Whenever I'm having a bad day and need a quick pick me up, I come find a florida man special and all is right again for a short while...
Justice for Danny’s introduction
Yes I want to hear it!
#ReleaseTheIntroduction
My 24 year old son overheard the segment about the syringes and almost ruptured himself laughing.
Good job!
Could do with some picture-in-picture memes and headlines for the news aesthetic but this is still a good one.
Agree. Once the episode got going, I was kinda expecting it. I was wondering when the traditional little square video clip on the corner was going to appear.
I don't know how this episode didn't show up in my feed until today. But Sam, you make me so happy! This is the height of artistry. Tim Curry, Sir Ynges, every edit a masterpiece. *Chef's kiss*
My girlfriend's sister took her driving test 4 times. Same instructor/tester each time. During the 4th attempt she pulled out onto the divided highway - the wrong direction. The instructor passed her when they got back because, "She was going to get him killed".
I'm getting a mental picture of a terrified, middle aged man clinging for what's left of his sanity to the "oh shit handle" as a sky blue (with running rust) Chevette is tearing ass down the wrong way on FDR Drive and picking up past 125 mph...
"Am I still failing, mother f***er???" The young woman shouts at him, swerving just enough to splatter the passenger side rear view down his side of the car while the F150's horn quickly diminishes into the distance behind them... "Am I?!"
"N... No..." He finally breaks down, tears beginning to stream down his face. "You pass! Okay, god d***it!? You aced it! Just get me the hell outta here!!!" ;o)
My GF's son literally took his test 5 or 6 times. Finally got his license (not sure how), and promptly turned left in front of two lanes of oncoming traffic, and got annihilated.
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Now that's freaking hilarious!
@@ImWearingPantsNow *facepalm* I really hope he is alright. That's a quick way to never want to drive again.
@@ShadeAssault ...oh yeah, he walked away without a scratch. Both vehicles were totalled out, and I don't think he even understands what he did wrong. Not the brightest, that kid.
I vote that you keep Danny’s intros, because the intro is a classic part of the Brain Blaze formula and it’d
be sad to see it go for this new format.
Ah yes! Now that the name of the channel is Brain blaze, now is when the suit match the setting.
Very Dapper! Now you need Sam to come up with an awesome but slightly amusing intro sequence that is very news-like
I was in the middle of watch the first Florida Man video for Brain Blaze, It was still Business Blaze, when this one dropped... Also I live just outside of Orlando and can tell you that there is nothing in this video that will surprise me.
This was amazing. Definitely need more!
Simon, this was bizarre and fun. Thank you!
Best yet, Simon you are an absolute legend. My drive to work and tv nights are basically you. So thankful you are so prolific, more choice than Netflix
I always assumed the joke of the "thank you so much for wasting my time" meme was how hilariously long it takes him to say it.
Some of the funniest parts are when Danny's jokes WHOOOSH right over Simon's head. I mean, I 100% get it; when I'm focused on reading aloud I tend to miss puns (to the mockery of my sisters) so I feel some camaraderie there... as I giggle and whisper "whoosh."
I'd bet Danny's intro was way more entertaining than Simon's babbling about pissing in public.
Danny's stories are always more interesting than Simons. Simons has the worst stories, but at least he admits it (usually)
How could you throw Danny's intro out? Factboi you should know we all LOVE the intros, that's a fact 😂. Bring back the ridiculously long introduction!!! We live for the intro 😂 Damn you! 😂
As someone from Portland, Oregon... I'm very grateful that Florida exists to pull headlines from us.
Also, I was hoping for Greta's "How Dare You" when you threw away the Intro... dangit simon, I love Danny's intro!
Can someone with a super-high-rez video and whatnot screen-grab the text for that intro? We need to know what it said! 0:40
I lived in Portland for several years and yes, God bless Florida.
Dannies intros are god tier ya can’t just skip em
Abandoned a dark casual criminalist for a lighter blaze!
Keep up the good work fact boy and stay safe.
How dare you?!? (Insert Emotional Greta clip here)
It is truly reassuring that 'World News Wednesday' premiered on Friday.
Love it - keep us questioning everything!
Just read the script as Danny writes it fact boy. We are here for Danny
Harsh. They play of each other magnificently
Fully on-board with this new busin.. I mean brain, brain adventure. Really enjoyed.
A suit and tie, now I know this will be a classy episode! 😁
Florida Man/Women Stories Have finally made it to International News! Feels weird to hear a store that originated within 10 miles of your home from across the Globe lol
Justice for the intro!
Glad to see everyone in the comments has already expressed their unhappiness with missing out on that Danny intro. Now I don't have to.
I think this new Format will be awesome
I honestly love watching this educational / non-educational dumpster fire and everybody involved and the dynamic evolving is just beautiful
Love that you changed the name of the channel from Business Blaze and are now wearing a suit.
I feel like if enough of Danny's life stories could be gathered together, they'd form the basis of a great West End musical. About a young working class lad from the rough and tumble north of England, who followed his dream and ended up writing scripts for a world famous TH-camr...the one and only, bespectacled, bearded Fact Boi.
0:50 - Chapter 1 - Florida man too busy yelling in traffic to notice a huge tornado
7:40 - Chapter 2 - Florida man insists syringe pulled from his a$$ aren't his
15:00 - Mid roll ads
19:00 - Chapter 3 - Florida couple trapped in closet for 2 days
23:50 - Chapter 4 - Florida man threaten to destroy town with an army of turtles
28:00 - Chapter 5 - Florida man gives cops dashcam video that shows he didn't caused car wreck but did burglarized a store
PS: So you have made the "Fact News Network" i see
We demand more Danny intros!!! They're the best!!!
Was just into the casual criminalist latest video, and Simon mentions how it's gonna be gory, will be saving it for day time tomorrow. And sleep to this brain blaze one , where we see the best version of him.
It's a gory one but thankfully George starts to understand that on SimonTube we don't need the super cruel details
Can't sleep to it though,(different time zone).
@@ashishsb9075 I'm on Simon time. It's Friday I'm tired but I won't sleep for a while so it's OK. I'm past the gory part now on to the interesting part when he is arrested
32:00 Dude working from home I’ve spent days worth of zoom meetings with a nice coat on but without pants, and it’s so good.
8:00 The TH-camr Dr. Mike has talked about this a few times. They are allowed to talk about their patients outside of the office as long as the doctor does not reveal anything that may be used to identify a patient; age, weight, race, name, etc. Obviously theres more complexity than that, but thats the basis
Business Blaze becomes Brain Blaze then suddenly, and without warning begins acting all business like, and possible blazed.
This was amazing. The only thing that would have made it better is one of Danny's long ass intros. Please do more of these. I demand more Blaze Boi news.
Honestly, I like the old format better with a t-shirt under the jacket, and Simon standing
Love this brainblaze format. But we need ETA back to the Blaze.
I absolutely love World News Wednesday Fridays. Can't wait for more!
Another amazing intro needless to say, love world news Wednesday on a Friday😂🤙🏼 format is spot on though
About throwing out Danny's intro...I'm not convinced he actually did. I think that particular sheet of paper had nothing on it related to the episode, it was just a random text, and Simon just did that to mess with us. Legend!
No, I want my Simon back...I want crazy man, not sedate, lucid Simon!!
Update: Simon still needs more of that smoke...not crazy enough for my liking
Hahahahaha! I lost it at Skeletor with a mask. Thank you Sam.
We all love Danny's introductions. Leave the introductions, lose the suit. Don't go off the casual path for a stuffy old news anchor. It's killing my buzz and hardly the most absurd stories from Florida. I lived there in the 90s.
"Smoking the crack as well." Sounds so proper that way...😂
Love the new professional look to Brain Blaze World News Wednsday released on Saturday
How does Simon expect us to watch the new Casual Criminalist ep and the new BB episode so close to each other??
Me too. BB always a priority for me.
Yeah it never works I always end up leaving CC to get here
Wow! What a change. I have been spending my time on here catching up on all the video previously posted. It has been fun seeing this channel grow into what it is today.