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4:00 I said on their face exactly when you did. So under the articles of jinx I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I forbid you to talk again until you give me a soda pop. Since this was recorded prior you've probably most likely talked since recording this so you broke the rules. The fine is 1,000 USD. I will settle for a box of peanut butter magic spoon if you can't afford the fine.
I want to see Simon get a string of scripts about quitting jobs and suing former employers from Danny, and slowly get more and more concerned he'll need a new scriptwriter for BB.
He might have been let out of the basement for good behaviour, or possibly the whole story of him being chained in the basement was actually a warning from the begining of what would happen if he attempted to quit. Or maybe he did quit, and is now actually chained in the basement... Or already was and now has a much larger chain to discourage such thoughts of escape.
I loves Danny’s stories, who knows if the stories are true, based on a true story, adapted from a true story, based on real people, or completely made up. Or some combination of. Like a great comedian, that’s part of the charm.
I watch these secretly hoping that this will be the time that simon looks at the clock 30 minutes into a brain blaze and realizes that he's only halfway through the intro and just walks out.
One of the most legendary resignations is the doctor who resigned from the NHS on live TV then declared he was going to sue the UK government Fucking.. Legend
My easiest time quitting was when they pissed me off right when they posted the 2 week schedule. I went around, got people to cover all my hours for those 2 weeks, called my boss and told him. Said I’m giving my 2 weeks and my next 2 weeks of shifts are covered, so bye. It was because of a new manager they hired. He insulted me and made an extremely stupid move, considering he didn’t know me at all and the rest of the store did. I did let them know exactly why I was quitting and why it was so abrupt.
You made my head hurt. Why not not get people to cover your 2 weeks and let that manager figure it out? Also why not tell other people what your manager did? If my manager made me want to quit, I would tell my coworkers, my manager's boss, and my manager's bosses' boss and file and HR complaint. Odds are they are not going to do anything to stop you from quitting but It lets your manager's boss to be on the look out for bad behavior. That new manager will just go around insulting other coworkers the company has no idea why you quit.
@@kevinmiller5467 and I don’t care. It was petsmart dude. Bad management. And I did let the staff know I was leaving and why. They asked why I needed the days covered. Nothing I could do would have changed anything but increased how miserable I was. I got a better job.
@@canadiandee6342 I respect that. Pulled a power move without fucking over bystanders in the company. Kinda the opposite of how I left a job at a fish processing plant.
That was weak as hell. You were extremely considerate and made sure the position was covered long enough to hire your replacement. Fucking weak. My favorite story about quitting is when I sprained my ankle on vacation i was already thinking about quitting so I made it seem way worse than it was & I finished my vacation then immediately used up all my paid sick leave then spent another unpaid week telling them i would be able to come back Monday. I quit Monday.
In my resignation letter to the disability evil empire, I wrote that my passion was helping people and that the evil empire’s core values no longer aligned with my passion. I don’t think that bridge exists anymore and I’m totally okay with that.
As I've learned from watching waaay too much Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell, the problem with an English pub selling Australian sirloins and New Zealand lamb is that they've been shipped halfway across the world when there's likely a cheaper, fresher local source. Seriously, that's a major point Gordon Ramsay always hits when places are getting their ingredients shipped in.
I remember quitting a job on the spot, something I generally never do. I hadn't been on the schedule for two weeks and was offered more hours at my other job to quit. Walked in for my scheduled shift(a whopping 3 hours of a total of 8 hours for the week) and the manager was mad I wasn't going to the back to get ready. I told him I was quitting and wouldn't be working that day. He got super mad at that and asked why I was throwing away such an opportunity. I laughed and told him he could just give my whole 8 hours to someone else on the schedule the company decided to short change. I left and never looked back.
I wish I had an epic quitting story. The one that comes closest is when a former boss who I liked working for called me out of the blue and said he was starting a new business and wanted to bring me on board. I walked straight into my current boss's office and told him either I got a 20% raise effective immediately or this was my two weeks notice and I had enough vacation time to pack up and never come back. I sat in his office for a few minutes while he nervously stared at me while getting progressively redder. I eventually got up, took the metro home and returned with my car to empty my office
I dunno about the rest of the world, but in my twenty-some years of Christmas day drinking, I've experienced more often than not, food service is closed at the bar. The kitchen staff isn't usually tipped, so it feels nice to give them a day off, and let the drunks have chips & pretzels instead.
11:30 - Chapter 1 - Quiche & Salad 16:20 - Chapter 2 - No man is an island 25:20 - Chapter 3 - It was a short summer charlie brown 28:30 - Chapter 4 - Green grass of home
You might look back 10 years from now and say, "remember when people wore sweaters that were too small?" No sense in worrying about what you look like now from the future. It always looks bad to future you. You definitely need like Neil Patrick Harris doing a brain blaze promo on cameo. That would be legendary if you can get him to do his drug addict shtick from some of his movies.
I suspect The Hoff does Cameo for his fans, even though it's a nominal fee. De Niro did mine for $18.50 but we had to submit a very compelling story to qualify.
Are you sure he isn't broke? I remember reading a story about Hasselhoff living in a cheap motel room years ago. After Baywatch he did nothing that still brings in money after all.
@@brainblaze6526 We know you're capable! I just think watching the tangents and asides during trainings for jobs of all different sorts would be entertaining as f***.
Got approached by a teen with a facial tattoo. He called me sir and asked for directions. The kid could not have been more polite. Reminded me not to judge a book by its cover.
Agreed! I've watched all of his videos here, Megaprojects, Sideprojects, Geographics, Biographics, Decoding the Unknown, Into the Shadows, Casual Criminalist. I dont think I'll ever catch up with TopTenz or Today I Found Out, but I'm a good chunk into both. History Highlights older videos are super-short so I havnt taken the itme, but newer ones Im caught up on. Am I missing any channels?
@@alyssinwilliams4570 I caught up on every channel during the lockdown! It was such a good time for me personally to have fact boy seeing me through the lockdown.
@@alyssinwilliams4570 I didn't see Xplrd mentioned. Though I think that one may be defunked. Simon's pretty poor in linking his channels to every other channel but clicking around and you will find most of them.
As a consistent user of cannabis and THC for chronic pain and PTSD, I like that Simon does not condemn weed, however I feel there is still a significant misunderstanding and stigmatization. Depending on the person, you could very well be aware and motivated while high. It’s something that affects speed of processing and the ability to communicate as efficiently, but until I smoked the way I do now, I didn’t understand exactly how. It’s kind of like a hangover, except instead of physical aches and pains and sickness, you can’t think clearly until you’ve abstained from THC for a lil chunk of time. And if you’re smoking for similar reasons to me, taking a break is pretty rare.
I suffer from chronic nausea. I microdose regularly throughout the day and I don't get brain fog. If you smoke larger amount less frequently, you're more likely to get the fog.
@@melody3741 I honestly don’t know that I’ve ever met a “non drug user” in the strictest sense of the term. Caffeine and OTC/prescription medication, particularly.
@@melody3741 ??? that’s simply not true unless you’re a literal child? and most of us don’t call weed a “drug” because it’s not the same as hard drugs. It’s only a drug in the same way that alcohol, sugar and caffeine are. But carry on in ur misguided ways
I didn't know it was so rare. Leaving my last two jobs, I well and truly got to lighter fluid out and told the bosses what I really thought of them. Both of them the work was decent. The boss was a bell end. Now the work is good and the boss is great.
A great way to incorporate Cameo into Busi...Brain Blaze, would be to just pay a whole bunch of different celebrities to read out sections of the scrips, and then send all the clips like a jigsaw puzzle to Sam to stitch together.
Jack Paar was the second tonight show host and only did it for a few years. He went the Leno route and got a prime time show after quitting the tonight show for the last time.
I liked how Simon shit on cameo for 2 minutes straight and then backpeddled saying he'd enjoy it right after saying he might have to do it if his shows collapsed. Nice save.
Gilbert Gottfried will say literally anything on cameo. Listening to the voice of Iago talk as draco malfoy about having sex with moaning murtle is amazing.
i’ve only walked out on a job once, I had only been working there for less than 2 weeks, but management was so RUDE to EVERY employee. they would talk down to you, leave passive aggressive notes, plus none of the managers were on the same page so it was common to get corrected by one manager then yelled at by a different one for doing the thing the previous manager had said to do. the day I left was after one such occasion but this time the manager that was yelling at me (again, for doing something that a different manager had told me to do earlier that same day) interrupted me mid explanation in the rudest way. I told him “I was instructed by [other manager] to do this so I thought-“ and he sticks his hand out and says “that’s the problem here. you thought,” then walked away. so at the end of my shift I made them come in from their billionth smoke break to tell them i’m quitting and I handed them my name tag. when they asked if I could give 2 weeks notice and started to act sympathetic that they’ll be short staffed I said that’s their problem. then they said if I don’t give 2 weeks then I can’t use them as a reference and “this job will look great on a resume.” I told them my resume will look just fine without them on it, and I drove home never to see that wretched place ever again
Never heard of the Island Boys. Will NOT be checking them out after this either as the couple of seconds you played them on this video made me prefer to scrape my skin off with a rusty spoon rather than watching more of them.
There is a legend who made a list of advice for criminals that Simon gives, but do we have a legend with loads of time, keeping track of all the jobs Danny has had?
I kind of feel that some if not all of it isn’t true and that if someone actually catalogues and tracks his history it will cause a bunch of inconsistencies with the timeline to appear.
In my experience as a chef it's common knowledge you do not get Christmas day off or anything like that they will tell you when you're allowed time off.
You need to add a Meme of Frau from Austin Powers saying, "Lies! ALL LIES!" When horsesh*t is afoot. It would be a nice switch up from the Tyler the Creator one 🤗
i like how even the automatic subtitles have trouble with "girly"/"girlie" - Simon says it the same way, but sometimes they'll make it "girlie" and others "girly". Love this channel
I remember people always talking about hot fire fighter calendars. All I could think is our local volunteer department that at one point only 30% could actually go into burning buildings cause they were old/ out of shape.
9:16 me as well 😭😭 I always say how wonderful things were. I just finished working on a project where my friend took complete control. I’m a photographer and he even had the nerve to ask what photo apps I use so he could work on the pictures. When all was said and done I gave him a Christmas gift. Why am I like this?!! 😩
I see entirely too many people wearing large sweaters here in Florida. One of the few states where you almost never need one Edit: speaking of quitting on live tv, how about that news lady and that Budd Dwyer guy, they did a quitting of sorts
On the subject of cameos, I have to say it's wild to me, too. By far my favorite example of a famous person appearing in a TH-cam video is when Daniel Greene hired Sean Astin to appear in a video directed at fellow booktuber Merphy Napier. It's the most wholesome trolling I've ever seen, it and her reaction video. Because yeah, apparently some actors will film stuff for your TH-cam video for a fee (if they like what you want them to do, presumably.)
As a fat man, I agree with oversized sweaters. They help hide my oversized belly. Now if only I can get people to join in with my giant pants to hide my giant..
Jim is definitely a knob, as an ex chef of 15 years I can tell you, you know you are working Xmas in the majority of catering establishments. it's practically in the job description
'Get out of here, Jim. Knob.' Reminds me: Simon, thanks for recommending the term 'bell end,' it's a new favorite. I openly suggest it to any of my friends who (god help us) persistently refer to people as 'wankers,' not realizing that any American using that term just sounds like... ...well, a knob. Happy Festivus, thanks for all the videos! 😊
"Remember when we used to wear oversized Sweaters" - Yea, Because we have been wearing them and Baggy pants for THIRTY YEARS SIMON... Factboi so far out of the loop he missed the whole 90's he grew up in...
Right?! I was watching that portion like, "Wtf? Did I miss something, or did Simon miss the last 30yrs?" 😂 There's a Fear Street book (The Stepsister) from 1990 with a reference to her "oversized sweater." Oversized comfy clothes aren't going anywhere.
@@Amarianee Balenciaga And Dior are out here selling $2000 Oversized hoodies because even the rich people want to look like that... Maybe Thats why The man who owns 25% of TH-cam is out of the loop
Oversize sweaters are cool??? Awesome! I will break out my mum’s knitted ones :) they are super soft (she knots with baby wool or cotton for me!) and so warm! But just a little bit bigger than I need 😅
Oversized sweaters have been cool since at least the 90s, and are possibly one of the only fashion trends that have managed to endure that long. They're warm, comfy, and make for great pantless selfies for the thirsty Instagram models.
You should have seen (and smelled) Toronto when the garbage pickup went on strike. After that incident, I think it was changed so that their job was sort of like the police. They can strike, but they still have to do their job. You don’t have a city without police protection because of a labour dispute. Same for garbage pickup.
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I suggest paying Charlo Greene for a cameo.
Andy Dick does cameo, maybe get him to record a BB intro😂
4:00 I said on their face exactly when you did. So under the articles of jinx I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I forbid you to talk again until you give me a soda pop. Since this was recorded prior you've probably most likely talked since recording this so you broke the rules. The fine is 1,000 USD. I will settle for a box of peanut butter magic spoon if you can't afford the fine.
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Things go nice
Since Simon won’t do Cameo, we should pay Danny to write Happy Birthday greetings into the script for a premium price.
You absolute big brain!
Legend!
But how do we sneak the messages and payments to Danny in the basement where Simon is holding him prisoner?
or generic voicemail messages ?
THAT sir, is a KILLER idea!
I love that Sam just doesn't do what he's asked. It's brilliant. Not one note of Christmas music
He got me at the end. I knew I should have just left it paused at the credits...
A revoloution is brewing in the blaze basement!
@@Sundancekid201 blazement
I'm so happy you said something i've noticed that over the years she does what she wants😂
@@druyoutoo sams a dude, but yeah
I'm happy to say, "I was clueless to the existence of The Island Boys, before today".
I wish I could still say that. DAMN YOU WHISTLES!
It has tainted the quality and the experience of this channel.
The memes make sense now.
I hope the island is Rockall!
(All that guano lol!)
@@davidripley2916 Or North Sentinel Island.
I second this emotion.
I want to see Simon get a string of scripts about quitting jobs and suing former employers from Danny, and slowly get more and more concerned he'll need a new scriptwriter for BB.
shhhh... simon will see this
Suing former employees for using work time to craft their quitting letters. Lol.
Simon probably already thought of this and took measures to prevent it. Why do you think Danny is chained to a radiator in Simon's basement?
He’s chained in a basement, he can’t quit, allegedly.
He might have been let out of the basement for good behaviour, or possibly the whole story of him being chained in the basement was actually a warning from the begining of what would happen if he attempted to quit.
Or maybe he did quit, and is now actually chained in the basement... Or already was and now has a much larger chain to discourage such thoughts of escape.
I loves Danny’s stories, who knows if the stories are true, based on a true story, adapted from a true story, based on real people, or completely made up. Or some combination of. Like a great comedian, that’s part of the charm.
The picture of Patrick taking his pants off when Simon talks about doing a cameo is the greatest thing
I watch these secretly hoping that this will be the time that simon looks at the clock 30 minutes into a brain blaze and realizes that he's only halfway through the intro and just walks out.
Simon's Wife for Brain Blaze Guest Host.
She would be great. Back before Simon deleted his personal Vlog from 2016, I watched a bit of that. Domi seemed pretty cool
Yes, yes, yes.
And/or his kids.
Basically you said let's all look at Simon's wife......
Yeah! We don't see E.T.A. enough anymore!
Simon's cameo is just gonna be people hiring simon to yell at and berate their friends "*TYLER YOU ABSOLUTE BELLEND, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PISSED SOD*"
Duh! Lmao 🤣
Imagine if it was a guy named Peter's birthday. "AM I RIGHT PETER!"
😂 I would love that for my birthday!
"...Allegedly."
One of the most legendary resignations is the doctor who resigned from the NHS on live TV then declared he was going to sue the UK government
Fucking.. Legend
The fact that after the name change almost every video is about business feels so right and on brand. Keep it up?
The show really needs to be called Simon rambles. Best show on TH-cam.
#simonstutters.
Makes new channel tomorrow haha
"RamBlaze."
Showing Sideshow Bob along with the Island Boys was brilliant and hilarious! And no, I would never ask Picasso to sell his guitars.
I just love how he cherishes his time it’s our only truly a nonrenewable resource
My easiest time quitting was when they pissed me off right when they posted the 2 week schedule. I went around, got people to cover all my hours for those 2 weeks, called my boss and told him. Said I’m giving my 2 weeks and my next 2 weeks of shifts are covered, so bye.
It was because of a new manager they hired. He insulted me and made an extremely stupid move, considering he didn’t know me at all and the rest of the store did.
I did let them know exactly why I was quitting and why it was so abrupt.
Amazing strategy. Legend.
You made my head hurt. Why not not get people to cover your 2 weeks and let that manager figure it out? Also why not tell other people what your manager did? If my manager made me want to quit, I would tell my coworkers, my manager's boss, and my manager's bosses' boss and file and HR complaint. Odds are they are not going to do anything to stop you from quitting but It lets your manager's boss to be on the look out for bad behavior. That new manager will just go around insulting other coworkers the company has no idea why you quit.
@@kevinmiller5467 and I don’t care. It was petsmart dude. Bad management. And I did let the staff know I was leaving and why. They asked why I needed the days covered. Nothing I could do would have changed anything but increased how miserable I was. I got a better job.
@@canadiandee6342 I respect that. Pulled a power move without fucking over bystanders in the company. Kinda the opposite of how I left a job at a fish processing plant.
That was weak as hell. You were extremely considerate and made sure the position was covered long enough to hire your replacement. Fucking weak. My favorite story about quitting is when I sprained my ankle on vacation i was already thinking about quitting so I made it seem way worse than it was & I finished my vacation then immediately used up all my paid sick leave then spent another unpaid week telling them i would be able to come back Monday. I quit Monday.
In my resignation letter to the disability evil empire, I wrote that my passion was helping people and that the evil empire’s core values no longer aligned with my passion. I don’t think that bridge exists anymore and I’m totally okay with that.
Uses for cameo:
Getting random celebrities to shout:
"AM I RIGHT PETER?!"
"DANNY WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!"
I love that Simon refuses to do Cameo not because he doesn't have the time with his 1000 other projects, but because he "has enough money".
Also love when Simon's f-bombs slide past the censors
As I've learned from watching waaay too much Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell, the problem with an English pub selling Australian sirloins and New Zealand lamb is that they've been shipped halfway across the world when there's likely a cheaper, fresher local source. Seriously, that's a major point Gordon Ramsay always hits when places are getting their ingredients shipped in.
"I'm normally not a big fan of anecdotes" ~ Simon Whistler
Simon: Sam play some Xmas music
Sam: I don't even need the no meme here
I remember quitting a job on the spot, something I generally never do. I hadn't been on the schedule for two weeks and was offered more hours at my other job to quit. Walked in for my scheduled shift(a whopping 3 hours of a total of 8 hours for the week) and the manager was mad I wasn't going to the back to get ready.
I told him I was quitting and wouldn't be working that day. He got super mad at that and asked why I was throwing away such an opportunity.
I laughed and told him he could just give my whole 8 hours to someone else on the schedule the company decided to short change. I left and never looked back.
"Let's not smoke weed everyday."
And that's when Snoop disliked this video.
I wish I had an epic quitting story. The one that comes closest is when a former boss who I liked working for called me out of the blue and said he was starting a new business and wanted to bring me on board. I walked straight into my current boss's office and told him either I got a 20% raise effective immediately or this was my two weeks notice and I had enough vacation time to pack up and never come back. I sat in his office for a few minutes while he nervously stared at me while getting progressively redder. I eventually got up, took the metro home and returned with my car to empty my office
That actually is pretty frikkin epic.
That was actually a fairly good story.
I dunno about the rest of the world, but in my twenty-some years of Christmas day drinking, I've experienced more often than not, food service is closed at the bar. The kitchen staff isn't usually tipped, so it feels nice to give them a day off, and let the drunks have chips & pretzels instead.
From someone who has worked in the food industry for 20 years THANK YOU.
@@ultimateskillchain Hey same here!
Our glorious blaze boi is back
The anchor leaving was the most badass thing ever
11:30 - Chapter 1 - Quiche & Salad
16:20 - Chapter 2 - No man is an island
25:20 - Chapter 3 - It was a short summer charlie brown
28:30 - Chapter 4 - Green grass of home
Please, more of these! ❤️
You might look back 10 years from now and say, "remember when people wore sweaters that were too small?" No sense in worrying about what you look like now from the future. It always looks bad to future you. You definitely need like Neil Patrick Harris doing a brain blaze promo on cameo. That would be legendary if you can get him to do his drug addict shtick from some of his movies.
The KTVA resignation was the funniest thing I have seen in quite a long while good enough to replay it twice defiantly legend material.
Aww
If Simon did have a Cameo, I would pay him to call me an OG BB directly. (I am. I remember the early days of the channel. )
32:25 "...spoke to some of the people behind a new JOINT in town..." Simon, can't believe you missed that one.
I suspect The Hoff does Cameo for his fans, even though it's a nominal fee.
De Niro did mine for $18.50 but we had to submit a very compelling story to qualify.
Are you sure he isn't broke? I remember reading a story about Hasselhoff living in a cheap motel room years ago. After Baywatch he did nothing that still brings in money after all.
@@MetalheadAndNerd Hes a huge singer as well in Germany. His drunkenness is the problem. Not his bank account sadly.
I think he'll eat a burger on the floor for a small fee😂😂😂
So happy to be here!! This time of year is SO STRESSFUL and BB is my happy place.
Best part of the day my favorite TH-cam channel uploads a video! Blaze on Simon Danny and Sam!
Simon should do a reality series where he tries to get and hold a real job
Oh my gohd. Would watch the hell out of that.
Lol, I've had real jobs. I wasn't a TH-cam fact bum my whole life.
@@brainblaze6526 We know you're capable! I just think watching the tangents and asides during trainings for jobs of all different sorts would be entertaining as f***.
@@brainblaze6526 I don't doubt that you have, I just honestly think it would be hilarious.
@@brainblaze6526 I wouldn't call bugar sugar peddler a real job...
Got approached by a teen with a facial tattoo. He called me sir and asked for directions.
The kid could not have been more polite. Reminded me not to judge a book by its cover.
Simon, I need more videos. More channels. More fact boy!
Agreed! I've watched all of his videos here, Megaprojects, Sideprojects, Geographics, Biographics, Decoding the Unknown, Into the Shadows, Casual Criminalist. I dont think I'll ever catch up with TopTenz or Today I Found Out, but I'm a good chunk into both. History Highlights older videos are super-short so I havnt taken the itme, but newer ones Im caught up on. Am I missing any channels?
@@alyssinwilliams4570 I caught up on every channel during the lockdown! It was such a good time for me personally to have fact boy seeing me through the lockdown.
Caught up on everything, and craving more like a hungry beast.
You mused xplrd
@@alyssinwilliams4570 I didn't see Xplrd mentioned. Though I think that one may be defunked. Simon's pretty poor in linking his channels to every other channel but clicking around and you will find most of them.
Simon being an h3 fan is mind blowing
Family family family
@@joshuatrace6643 STOP!
Nice. Something to listen to during my drive home. Legendary.
I'd love to hear a full Simon whistler cover of Island Boys. Some lovely renditions in this video
th-cam.com/video/CQ_eDE0OMds/w-d-xo.html
Simon calls us all Ho's.... Happy Christmas Simon.
Simon: I have enough money. Simon's capitalist heart: 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔
As a consistent user of cannabis and THC for chronic pain and PTSD, I like that Simon does not condemn weed, however I feel there is still a significant misunderstanding and stigmatization. Depending on the person, you could very well be aware and motivated while high. It’s something that affects speed of processing and the ability to communicate as efficiently, but until I smoked the way I do now, I didn’t understand exactly how. It’s kind of like a hangover, except instead of physical aches and pains and sickness, you can’t think clearly until you’ve abstained from THC for a lil chunk of time. And if you’re smoking for similar reasons to me, taking a break is pretty rare.
I suffer from chronic nausea. I microdose regularly throughout the day and I don't get brain fog. If you smoke larger amount less frequently, you're more likely to get the fog.
I love the implication here than non drug users will ever give anymore thought to drugs than the Simpsons does.
@@melody3741 I honestly don’t know that I’ve ever met a “non drug user” in the strictest sense of the term. Caffeine and OTC/prescription medication, particularly.
@@melody3741 ??? that’s simply not true unless you’re a literal child? and most of us don’t call weed a “drug” because it’s not the same as hard drugs. It’s only a drug in the same way that alcohol, sugar and caffeine are. But carry on in ur misguided ways
@@blackhat4206 Yeah exactly. People forget caffeine, alcohol and even sugar are all drugs lmfaooo
Micro Blazes. You could have Danny write teeny tiny scripts for random people on cameo to read
I didn't know it was so rare. Leaving my last two jobs, I well and truly got to lighter fluid out and told the bosses what I really thought of them.
Both of them the work was decent. The boss was a bell end.
Now the work is good and the boss is great.
@dollarku❤jj what the actual fuck..
@@jamesdreads7828 You just witnessed the singularity
Girly = something a girl would like, fluffy pink unicorns or whatever; Girlie = a calendar or magazine with pictures of women
A great way to incorporate Cameo into Busi...Brain Blaze, would be to just pay a whole bunch of different celebrities to read out sections of the scrips, and then send all the clips like a jigsaw puzzle to Sam to stitch together.
Jack Paar was the second tonight show host and only did it for a few years. He went the Leno route and got a prime time show after quitting the tonight show for the last time.
Im at 11:30 and have yet to hear a story yet. God bless you, Simon. Were it anyone else, I'd have been gone by the 30 second mark.
A number of us want to see you drunk while reading the script.
In the snow?
Thats definitely happened before
I liked how Simon shit on cameo for 2 minutes straight and then backpeddled saying he'd enjoy it right after saying he might have to do it if his shows collapsed. Nice save.
Gilbert Gottfried will say literally anything on cameo. Listening to the voice of Iago talk as draco malfoy about having sex with moaning murtle is amazing.
Charlo Green is an absolute legend!!! More than any other person on this list!
I love starting a sentence with "Simon says." It reminds me of my childhood toys. 😉
I'm waiting for Simon to buy that brand and start a chanel by that name.
Charlo Greene's resignation was the first, and still the most badass quitting I remember watching/reacting to around when it happened lmao.
Simon, you need to get Cameo to say the title of each episode!!
“Hi, I’m and you are watching Brain Blaze!”
that womt work when he changes the name again
Only celebrties from Rotherham though
I love how the picture became ungraded everytime Simon stutters
Simon needs to pay for the Island Boys to sing "I'm a blazin boy"
i’ve only walked out on a job once, I had only been working there for less than 2 weeks, but management was so RUDE to EVERY employee. they would talk down to you, leave passive aggressive notes, plus none of the managers were on the same page so it was common to get corrected by one manager then yelled at by a different one for doing the thing the previous manager had said to do. the day I left was after one such occasion but this time the manager that was yelling at me (again, for doing something that a different manager had told me to do earlier that same day) interrupted me mid explanation in the rudest way. I told him “I was instructed by [other manager] to do this so I thought-“ and he sticks his hand out and says “that’s the problem here. you thought,” then walked away.
so at the end of my shift I made them come in from their billionth smoke break to tell them i’m quitting and I handed them my name tag. when they asked if I could give 2 weeks notice and started to act sympathetic that they’ll be short staffed I said that’s their problem. then they said if I don’t give 2 weeks then I can’t use them as a reference and “this job will look great on a resume.” I told them my resume will look just fine without them on it, and I drove home never to see that wretched place ever again
Never heard of the Island Boys. Will NOT be checking them out after this either as the couple of seconds you played them on this video made me prefer to scrape my skin off with a rusty spoon rather than watching more of them.
Seing a clip of Brennan Lee Mulligan in here, and particulary the "posion in your mind" quote, made me very happy.
Don't want Simon on Cameo or whatever.. I want Simon's voice on my car navigation..... "Take a left, you legend...."
"Your destination is on the right.
Allegedly."
Every so often after a direction is given there'd be some random rant.
Hire Tom Hanks to make sure Danny knows he isn't leaving the basement
SIMON! I was literally putting on an oversized sweater when you said that 😩😅
$500 for Mr. T. might be a good deal. Sure, it's only 30 seconds, but Mr. T. always gives it his all, so it would be 30 seconds of awesome.
There is a legend who made a list of advice for criminals that Simon gives, but do we have a legend with loads of time, keeping track of all the jobs Danny has had?
Well... The ones I can recall are: Mail Carrier, Movie rental clerk, Tesco clerk, Matchmaker, and Security guard/ Equipment Despenser.
@@KougajiCalling legend! And weiter for a business magazine before getting kidnapped. Contant pros.
@dollarku❤jj hopi
I kind of feel that some if not all of it isn’t true and that if someone actually catalogues and tracks his history it will cause a bunch of inconsistencies with the timeline to appear.
@@C24U_ 😂. I'm so far I haven't heard any unbelievable claims. The dating agency was the craziest and that came early on
In my experience as a chef it's common knowledge you do not get Christmas day off or anything like that they will tell you when you're allowed time off.
You need to add a Meme of Frau from Austin Powers saying, "Lies! ALL LIES!" When horsesh*t is afoot. It would be a nice switch up from the Tyler the Creator one 🤗
I will absolutely fucking do that. Thanks for the recommndation haha
@@samuel_avila awesome. Thanks boss.
Oh shit. Factboi let’s them look at the comments!
i like how even the automatic subtitles have trouble with "girly"/"girlie" - Simon says it the same way, but sometimes they'll make it "girlie" and others "girly". Love this channel
Equality isn't making the boys take down their girly calendar, it's the fact that girls now have hot men calendars :D
I remember people always talking about hot fire fighter calendars. All I could think is our local volunteer department that at one point only 30% could actually go into burning buildings cause they were old/ out of shape.
Jeff goldblum did a raid shadow legend add. The savior of humanity. The death of aliens. The dinosaur dueller himself. Has fallen like a swatted fly
I'd say find an affordable, medium profile Peter to record potential answers to "AM I RIGHT PETER?!" :D
I'm ashamed to say it's been many months since I've seen a -business- brain blaze video, I didn't know how badly I missed Sam's editing.
"Really busy right now", Simons producing ~25% of all youtube content at this point
But he has like 90 channels.
Simon is TH-cam
More than 50% of my viewing content that is for sure. And if I had more time it would be higher.
9:16 me as well 😭😭 I always say how wonderful things were. I just finished working on a project where my friend took complete control. I’m a photographer and he even had the nerve to ask what photo apps I use so he could work on the pictures. When all was said and done I gave him a Christmas gift. Why am I like this?!! 😩
I see entirely too many people wearing large sweaters here in Florida. One of the few states where you almost never need one
Edit: speaking of quitting on live tv, how about that news lady and that Budd Dwyer guy, they did a quitting of sorts
On the subject of cameos, I have to say it's wild to me, too. By far my favorite example of a famous person appearing in a TH-cam video is when Daniel Greene hired Sean Astin to appear in a video directed at fellow booktuber Merphy Napier. It's the most wholesome trolling I've ever seen, it and her reaction video. Because yeah, apparently some actors will film stuff for your TH-cam video for a fee (if they like what you want them to do, presumably.)
Can we get Danny or Sam to do a cameo for a Christmas present? Maybe an outro or something.
Brain Blaze News... Not a bad idea, Whistler giving the world news with the usual Brain Blaze flavor! Peace!
As a fat man, I agree with oversized sweaters. They help hide my oversized belly.
Now if only I can get people to join in with my giant pants to hide my giant..
Jack Paar hosted the Tonight Show from 57 - 64.
Yes Simon, way before [home] computers even...
Business blaze forever
I love this channel the content always puts me in a good mood
Jim is definitely a knob, as an ex chef of 15 years I can tell you, you know you are working Xmas in the majority of catering establishments. it's practically in the job description
'Get out of here, Jim. Knob.'
Reminds me: Simon, thanks for recommending the term 'bell end,' it's a new favorite. I openly suggest it to any of my friends who (god help us) persistently refer to people as 'wankers,' not realizing that any American using that term just sounds like...
...well, a knob.
Happy Festivus, thanks for all the videos! 😊
"Remember when we used to wear oversized Sweaters" - Yea, Because we have been wearing them and Baggy pants for THIRTY YEARS SIMON...
Factboi so far out of the loop he missed the whole 90's he grew up in...
Right?! I was watching that portion like, "Wtf? Did I miss something, or did Simon miss the last 30yrs?" 😂 There's a Fear Street book (The Stepsister) from 1990 with a reference to her "oversized sweater." Oversized comfy clothes aren't going anywhere.
@@Amarianee Balenciaga And Dior are out here selling $2000 Oversized hoodies because even the rich people want to look like that... Maybe Thats why The man who owns 25% of TH-cam is out of the loop
Merry Christmas guys. Good show and thanks for all the content this year. Looking forward to the next. R.I.P. "Business Blaze".
If Bill Murray was in cameo I'd hire him to troll Simon
Or Yoko Ono.
Sam is the only person the world who's hired specifically to prank his boss! Legend 👏👏
Oversize sweaters are cool??? Awesome! I will break out my mum’s knitted ones :) they are super soft (she knots with baby wool or cotton for me!) and so warm! But just a little bit bigger than I need 😅
Oversized sweaters have been cool since at least the 90s, and are possibly one of the only fashion trends that have managed to endure that long. They're warm, comfy, and make for great pantless selfies for the thirsty Instagram models.
@@Amarianee I was joking, I always wear baggy clothes :)
Dang, I wish I had a handmade sweater ☹
Im glad you watch H3! One of my favorite channels,,, besides your catalog of channels. Live it up Simon and crew
CAMEO IDEA:
Have Peter Weller respond to Simon saying, "Am I RIGHT Peter?"
That would be awesome! Staged just like "Sonny" from "I am robot", standing by a window, looks over at camera and just says "no"
Nice. Yeah.
I'd forgotten the Island Boys until today. Damn you Whistler!!!
You should have seen (and smelled) Toronto when the garbage pickup went on strike.
After that incident, I think it was changed so that their job was sort of like the police. They can strike, but they still have to do their job. You don’t have a city without police protection because of a labour dispute. Same for garbage pickup.
I remember that. It looked like the Joker movie. And smelled worse.
They fixed nothing they can still strike
@@bayoubilly5176 they can’t leave their jobs undone for weeks, but they can still strike.
The amount of star trek actors on cameo is pleasing, let's get some Q going on in here
I am also pleased with that... I am also happy that Ernie Hudson went up $105 since I checked last... $80 for the best Ghostbuster was offensive.
All hail the blaze
This show is obviously filmed at the end of the day when Simon is halfway through a six pack of quality brew.
The more sponsors Simon gets, the less I feel they watch his videos. No wonder he still gets chased by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS.
Truth... Except maybe Magic Spoon.