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  • @giovannicosti4672
    @giovannicosti4672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24671

    I shit in the sink but nobody will know because there are so many comments

    • @sonroj4157
      @sonroj4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4159

      No, we see everything.

    • @MillenniaThinker
      @MillenniaThinker  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7015

      Are you sure about that?

    • @xale3658B
      @xale3658B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

      too bad for you , i liked and commented, have fun going to the top comments

    • @tusharverma6154
      @tusharverma6154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      @@MillenniaThinker pin this comment

    • @cameron3786
      @cameron3786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I know.

  • @Jack-bj2xi
    @Jack-bj2xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11085

    “Overuse just causes genital shrinkage”
    “That must suck”
    “I know”
    Pretty funny writing

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @o will Spam detected. Reported.

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@scootza1 reported

    • @skyeproductionsanimation3106
      @skyeproductionsanimation3106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @o will Finally, I've been waiting so long for complete garbage

    • @outofreach.8479
      @outofreach.8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn thats fun

    • @Sativa989
      @Sativa989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @o will This the most random not the first time . People link these Hindu or w.e chants Sir wth are you on.

  • @W1zT3ch
    @W1zT3ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20302

    with friends like these, who needs enemies?

    • @jonscottiegrippin
      @jonscottiegrippin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Facts

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

      These are the types of friends almost every young guy has during his younger days. You’re not supposed to grow with those types long term

    • @nakki889
      @nakki889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      @@torachan23 What do you mean? It was so much more supporting to grow up with other losers and make our lives better than live in a constant envy/jealousy. Few years till 30 and we are all doing fine. Most of us are doing fine.

    • @beyonderaatrox1670
      @beyonderaatrox1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@torachan23 facts

    • @obamabinladin1134
      @obamabinladin1134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      @@nakki889 if you're living in *constant* envy/jealous, you need to work on your mindset.
      Hanging out with people that think like that always be draining the energy from the room.

  • @daftrixlol
    @daftrixlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    7:35
    “Falls in love with the least attractive one in the group”. Excellent writing because we could clearly see that he is the most attractive by a margin because the others don’t even look human…

  • @Kati_Gory
    @Kati_Gory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    really hope doomer gets the realization to cut ties from those “friends”

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The fat guy is wholesome...

    • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
      @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They need to remove zoomer - I hate that guy.
      About Nathan (incel), he needs some work for progress, but, it is difficult with that attitude. It's fine having caution, but, he's just too suspicious about her...

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fellipedasilva99 he is very wholesome

    • @FratoiuAlex
      @FratoiuAlex 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 what does Patrick represents

    • @kastenedwards1217
      @kastenedwards1217 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FratoiuAlexig being fat

  • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
    @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6328

    I swear, doomer shouldn't be around people like his "friends"

    • @freedomofspeech2867
      @freedomofspeech2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Is it better if he has no one then?

    • @shock2042
      @shock2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      I mean, Julian is trying his best and it seems that in strange way, he really cares about dommer

    • @foosdontcry
      @foosdontcry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@freedomofspeech2867 sometimes it is worth being an antisocial loner, tellin from experience

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @@freedomofspeech2867 Having unsupportive friends who trick you and tell you that your girlfriend is cheating on you and casting doubt on your relationship can be worse than nothing.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sigh, istg he's better off alone

  • @Rethuglican
    @Rethuglican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    "The least attractive guy in the group"
    Weapons grade cope there bud

    • @dantemcmillan6337
      @dantemcmillan6337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was like stop being delusional lmao the fat guy was more attractive then him

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Mc's facial structure's literally carved nicely

    • @NaturalNorth
      @NaturalNorth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@baffled_hawk big arms and not overweight aswell

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LOL! Exactly! xD
      This comment needs more likes!

    • @averagezyzzenjoyer5630
      @averagezyzzenjoyer5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is number 2 after julian in my opinion .

  • @Nechronyx
    @Nechronyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8242

    After watching DOUBLE DATE it can be inferred that the goth girl has a fetish for sick / weak guys. She even got upset when he told her he wasn’t sick in DOUBLE DATE. Also from the home screen of her phone, you can see a bruised and bandaged guy that has been fetishized. She also takes the extra effort to take care of the bf by peeling and taking out the seeds of the grape because she truly enjoys nursing him.

    • @EternalDead
      @EternalDead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

      Wow this is dark. Really sounds like a possible theory though

    • @pogu3057
      @pogu3057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      also look at her traits, she has strange scars and curiosity to the gore

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      She was only disappointed when the first two spots she touched didn’t hurt doomer

    • @RoboThot711
      @RoboThot711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Haha imagine being into that that's crazy [sweats nervously]

    • @shrimpo5084
      @shrimpo5084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      As a goth girl who hang out with other goth people, this is 80% true from what I've seen

  • @robertjokebr1480
    @robertjokebr1480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    with such a friends like these, he really don't need enemies.

    • @margaritasauce4235
      @margaritasauce4235 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Chad is the only normal one there.

  • @Azegzaw1
    @Azegzaw1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    unironically better story telling than most modern shows

    • @jacob_massengale
      @jacob_massengale 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr ? It's so goods! A lot of his other stuff is too on the nose imo

  • @tripmann268
    @tripmann268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9044

    The character development in these is getting better than most TV/ movies now ngl

    • @iamr5255
      @iamr5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah it has some deep meaning to it...
      Read more

    • @SONNENKVLT
      @SONNENKVLT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @o will Halal

    • @anaseregor4083
      @anaseregor4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts

    • @christopherwilson3763
      @christopherwilson3763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's a pretty low bar.

    • @keanu6684
      @keanu6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you probably only watch cartoons then

  • @Labyrinth6000
    @Labyrinth6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2885

    I swear, that big guy we keep seeing really wants us to hate him

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Why should we hate him?

    • @CoolGuyKimiR
      @CoolGuyKimiR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @o will nobody fucking cares

    • @blazefoster5845
      @blazefoster5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@torachan23 he’s jealous that he doesn’t have a gf so he bullies the MC for having one

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Big guy is just brutally honest I like him.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As much of an ass as the big guy is, he is right about the phone thing, if you wanna know if she is cheating on you all you have to do is look at the phone, the phone tells all, in fact, the phone 75% to 85% the reason why breakups happen on the women’s end because they get all the free validation to it.

  • @bryanmanuel4945
    @bryanmanuel4945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5492

    Too bad Chad wasn't there, but I guess he can't always be there to uplift Doomer. He's probably fighting the evil of the world as the final battle gets near. Though Doomer's chick is a bit suspicious

    • @twistedbetrayal7234
      @twistedbetrayal7234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      sus??? amongus????

    • @northernu.s.a3995
      @northernu.s.a3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Chad is in Ukraine 💪🏻🇺🇦

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Mommy Nyx that would be absolutely disgusting

    • @Andrern17
      @Andrern17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mommy Nyx seems legit

    • @evankurniawan6964
      @evankurniawan6964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mommy Nyx aint no way bro

  • @BenjiQ575
    @BenjiQ575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    "You tell me you're 29 and already balding?"
    he looks away uncomfortably
    "That's life."
    Fucking brutal. So true tho

    • @dardade3277
      @dardade3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Man is a Walking Advertisement for Keeps(TM)

    • @almostontimehero5415
      @almostontimehero5415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just find a style of low cut shave and work out. God made you bald but that doesn't mean you have to be fat.

    • @carstenown
      @carstenown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Balding since 20 here, shaved at 24 because it became too noticeable. Shit sucks

    • @chancevicary1805
      @chancevicary1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have very noticeable baldness at 22. Shit does suck lmao. But it's kind of the one thing that I got. Pretty confident about most other things. And there are always hats until I finally decide to shave it off

    • @JonggunPark1
      @JonggunPark1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I started balding since i was 15 😐

  • @BLUESLYF0X
    @BLUESLYF0X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Honestly so far Doomer seems like he's found a nice girl, I genuinely hope it works out for him. Sadly though it looks like his "friends" might try to sabotage him out of jealously instead of just trying to find someone nice of their own.

    • @BLUESLYF0X
      @BLUESLYF0X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kleangeezy I mean it's a possibility I won't deny that bro. She definitely does potentially have that as a fetish but I see nothing wrong with that.
      I think it's going to be so 4d chess type stuff where his "friends" were the actual people to pay someone to jump him just so they could frame her for it and make her look mentally unstable and abusive so Doomer will freak panic and ruin advancing any future relationship with the cute goth girl. After all misery loves company, and especially in the mind of someone like his incel friend. What greater misery is there than being single?

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fat guy is wholesome...

  • @Rohan-dp7ep
    @Rohan-dp7ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9026

    This story can be viewed with two different angles.
    1.) She's really a nice average girl who's in love with anon regardless of his social status.
    2.) From his bruises you can say that she's abusive and he doesn't respond because he has finally got a girlfriend and don't wanna lose her and she's just pretending to be nice in front of his friends.

    • @gynepsses
      @gynepsses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      oh wow

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

      #2 is correct. At the end, the look she gives him is her saying “your friends wouldn’t believe you anyway if you told them” because she puts on a loving and caring act in front of them

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

      I dunno. He would've been more afraid of messing with her phone if she was, wouldn't it?
      Still, an interesting take 🤔

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      @@glidershower he was afraid, the buff guy peer pressured him into checking it.

    • @tradersendeavors
      @tradersendeavors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The group leader clearly has telepathic abilities, why doesn't he help Doomer then 😭

  • @ffraky001
    @ffraky001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    Despite being only text-to-speech, the dialogue in these videos are so realistic. Really awesome! 👍

    • @markshiman5690
      @markshiman5690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I feel like the text-to-speech adds to the charm.

    • @cyber_robot889
      @cyber_robot889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Better than Tarantino

    • @grungepants
      @grungepants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If you think this is realistic dialogue, you need to leave the house more.

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@grungepants the premise is realistic. Obviously people don’t talk in tts lol

    • @liarnn3767
      @liarnn3767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@grungepants or maybe you should get to know people on a wider spectrum of society

  • @AImpatientMan
    @AImpatientMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Taking the phone of your friends girlfriend after she rejects you, snoops on it to try to find out why she rejected you/break them up and shows everyone else while your friend is crippled and can't do anything to stop you. Zoomer is the embodiment of a sociopath.
    I mean, they are all terrible friends but he tops it.

    • @grant9589
      @grant9589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I actually had a guy friend that did something incredibly similar to me.

    • @paris283
      @paris283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Facts Wtf

    • @Element_Doom
      @Element_Doom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, he got him hooked up with the girl in the first place, if it wasn't for him Doomer would have stayed forever alone.

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Element_Doom the girl is also very suspicious

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Although he definitely hasn’t been in any major relationship, if a person is pushed toward one way you’d understand why you’d be thinking like that. It’s kinds sad, but some people are taught that through life experiences.

  • @Ice_barrage
    @Ice_barrage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I wonder how many friendships would be like that if everyone was completely honest like these guys

  • @georgepantzikis7988
    @georgepantzikis7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This has a very surreal feel. Being trapped in bed while cruel figures mock and deride you from above. The dialogue is good too, a lot of the memey stuff that just highlights the character-type of each person actually does a surprisingly good job at fleshing out the dynamic. Have you considered writing a larger work? A lot of the themes present here seem to recur in your other stuff.

  • @StamLeader
    @StamLeader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    7:36 "A girl comes out of nowhere, falls in love with the least attractive guy from the group" I'm pretty sure we can all agree he is the 2nd most attractive out of all of the dudes no homo

    • @Amine-gz7gq
      @Amine-gz7gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      he's the most attractive

    • @domcar222
      @domcar222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Amine-gz7gq True.

    • @nexeir6503
      @nexeir6503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Amine-gz7gq consoomer is the cutest. Chad Zoomer’s face is cute too.

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He facemogs all of them but zoomer heightmogs him to oblivion.

    • @480yolofordonuts7
      @480yolofordonuts7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incel coped

  • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
    @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    I always audibly laugh when Nathan appears on screen.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      As some actually named Nathan it hurts

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chuduhdia996 Yeah bro take it easy

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@chuduhdia996 I'm just laughing at the fictional character because he's such a heavy stereotype no ill will towards you man lol.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 lol no worries man! I look and act nothing like him I’m just joking, there’s a character in South Park named Nathan and hes annoying as well, it just seems like a comedy trope for the name itself. No harm done fellow anons

    • @LCKnecht
      @LCKnecht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's one of the best characters in this whole series.

  • @Richard-River
    @Richard-River 2 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "I'm sorry for them"
    *Looks at us*
    Damn, that detail. Good job.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you're trying too hard to find something mindblowing

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@David-mf3bn I was what? LMFAO. It was just a cool detail.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Richard-River they were looking at his "friends"

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@David-mf3bn I was looking at it with a different angle.

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhhhhh perhaps. Thats a good lesson to take regardless.

  • @ahriga0
    @ahriga0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'm sure you're doing this on purpose but I'll still mention it just because it makes the scenes and the atmosphere so much more realistic and because you're doing a very good job implementing that feature: How they talk about random unrelated stuff inbetween the main topic of the conversation (like the small part about bones in KFC wings). It just makes them feel so real and lively

  • @Mukurokuro
    @Mukurokuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching your videos give me an overwhelming surreal sense of dread but it's truly an experience that I always want to know more about. I'm 23 and I have a lot of problems. Avoident and Borderline personality disorder, bipolar, severe depression and more. I manage to somewhat live a life despite my illnesses but the vast majority of people I meet aren't real to me. They smile, laugh, act like my friend when in reality I'm just being used and will be tossed in the trash as soon as I'm no longer of use. I'm already a burden with the problems I have. Guys and girls are both the same but it hurts a lot more when a girl brings me down to prop herself up because at least with guys I actually do have a few friends that are like brothers who will stand up for me. I like to keep my romantic life private though so I don't have the boys to support me. I have the worst habit of finding girls that are in a bad space mentally and feeling their pain I reach out just wanting to help. I've never advanced on them before because I'm terrified of rejection. I just don't mind being there to listen to people and maybe offer advice if I have anything good to say. The relationship always crosses the line though and after a long while I let my guard down and feel like it's okay for me to be in love and to be happy but as soon as she leaves her bad head space I immediately get tossed aside and left alone again. During the relationship or after they meet another guy who makes more money, is more attractive, and just simply better than me in every way possible. The girl gets a great job and she overcomes her issues and I feel great knowing that I was so useful but after they better themselves they move on and I'm still the same old me then I realize that my emotional needs were never even a thought to them to begin with. It's been 8 relationships so far where I feel I've done something good but was left more miserable than before.
    I hope doomers gf is actually just a good loving person with no ulterior motives. His character would definitely be the type to hold in all the pain and bear it all alone in silence and if someone were to ask about his feelings, a simple little lie would be told to push that person away because it feels so shameful to be tricked and used. "I'm okay, it's fine"
    I hope no one reads this, I just lost my 4th job and got my 12th interview rejection. All wrongful terminations or just fake interviews to meet corporate diversity quota. This time a company simply marked positive on illegal drugs in my system to then blackmail me to retake the test for $150. I was fired immediately despite the drug company's data having a false positive of rate of 42%.... I just needed to vent. Just anywhere, I love my friends and know they would support and understand me but being such a failure I can't help but feel horrible guilt by troubling my loved ones with how I just lose at everything. Every single time. Godspeed to all of you and even the oddly realistic sounding characters in this series. With this flow of constant negative vibes all attacking me, I pray that at the very least the good vibes and pleasant parts of life fall upon others.

  • @glidershower
    @glidershower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    _"Envy is the most ungrateful sentiment you can harbor"_
    I don't think doomer was wrong for peeking at her phone, but it was awful shitty of his "friends" to do so as well, crap on his ego and stare around. _Specially when he's bedridden and weak._

    • @allenkeettikkal3149
      @allenkeettikkal3149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is one of those weird situations where no one was in the right. I mean I don’t blame Doomer for being a bit suspicious but the way those friends took advantage of the situation is pretty shitty.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lets be honest, the only reason we dont want to look at our partner's phone cos we dont want to see anything we dont want

    • @ari3903
      @ari3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kiljaeden5405 I don't date, roleplay or anything, but I'd be uncomfortable as fuck if my gf saw my discord dms. I assume the same for her. Inequality of information on each other is not great for a relationship, and the best way to get to that point is by stalking phones.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ari3903 Yes, cos you'd see the guys chatting with her and her flirting back

    • @George_Sarabia_Jr.
      @George_Sarabia_Jr. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ari3903 Me and my partner both have Discord, both enjoy Sonic, and even grew up with similar conditions. It’s all about trust and acceptance.

  • @Hrimstal
    @Hrimstal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I love all these characters and their banter between each other. I hope we continue to see more of this group.

    • @Pewlander
      @Pewlander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too.

    • @AlexA-lj2ku
      @AlexA-lj2ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is everyone’s name in the group

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    What up with this bruised/sore" thing?

  • @soulofexistence
    @soulofexistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I never expect these to be so amazingly written since they are "just memes" and they always end up surprising me

  • @shentin0659
    @shentin0659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love how there are 3 portions of vodka in the background
    Your work is incredible! Never stop!

  • @thadloyalist5701
    @thadloyalist5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    See bros? That girl wasn't a femboy all along and y'all didn't believe me

    • @estebanreyes3785
      @estebanreyes3785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It was the same for the nuke stuff

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ....so she gonna turn out to be a he?!

    • @Sandoo-M
      @Sandoo-M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-Siculus-Hort- no, it'd be a they

    • @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923
      @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There're no explanations for his bruises , the end is really weird .... maybe the comment of rohan is right

    • @ShadowPersona0
      @ShadowPersona0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@-Siculus-Hort- Knowing the millennia thinker. There's going to be a plot twist.

  • @jewishmemesquad8885
    @jewishmemesquad8885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Let’s be real, we’ve all had “friends” like these

    • @hondolaalexandru6548
      @hondolaalexandru6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah. Too scared of them. Let them live their lives and got new friends imediatly.

    • @maducrutz9384
      @maducrutz9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      neh my ass only kept a solid grp of 3-4 good blokes through out my life

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Frenemies. The “friends” that get to know you and take great pleasure in dragging you down with snarky comments and belittling you. Get rid of em they are terrible people.

    • @24week61
      @24week61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, those "friends" fucked me up for years

    • @thefvguy5648
      @thefvguy5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not me, thank god.

  • @Kenshi428
    @Kenshi428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Notice how every one of them is coping with a miserable life
    The difference is,every one of them have his own coping method
    Unlike the doomer who's so true to himself, that's why he found someone that actually loves him

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @Eye of Saturn who hurt you buddy?

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Kenshi428 women, now ill retaliate

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supergobgoblin424 no you won't? What you're saying doesn't make sense
      How many women have you dated in your life?
      Have you considered thinking about whether it was you the problem or not?
      Have you considered thinking whether the women you've dated were mentally healthy or not?
      Being an inc*l wouldn't help you,it will make you end up even more lonely
      Work on your physique,work on your mindset,work on your communication skills,work on your personality and last but not least
      Choose a high quality people in your life, people who are worth your time, people who are mentally healthy, people who actually likes you not some one timers that will make you end up more lonely
      Peace

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@supergobgoblin424 Based

    • @Sohelanthropus
      @Sohelanthropus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That girl doesn't love him, she's just playing with him

  • @rougeronin5244
    @rougeronin5244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I always felt bad for doomer, so seeing him with someone that truly cares about him is so refreshing.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true lol

    • @AndrewGameplaysBR404
      @AndrewGameplaysBR404 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is who here?

    • @chunchunmaru777
      @chunchunmaru777 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndrewGameplaysBR404 Doomer is the one with his girlfriend

    • @jackthecat6031
      @jackthecat6031 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know, right? It's pretty damn sad to see him all alone and upset all the time. Good for him for finding a companion. :)

  • @ArikaStack
    @ArikaStack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    please, Thinker, please do not make her be a bad person. Doomer has already been through so much. Please just let them retire from this without any upsets or twists. There has to be hope. There has to be. She is literally taking the role of Chad in these episodes and I think she is doing Chad proud. Please, do not make her do anything stupid. Please.

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Shoutout to the consoomer for being fairly wise amongst the group. As a consoomer, we are braindead when it comes to self control around food but besides that, you'd be surprised the social shit we know, mainly cause we can get in social groups somehow and do a lot of observing because we need to conserve air until the next bite.
    Okay what the fuck am I talking about

    • @毛歌凡
      @毛歌凡 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      no no,keep talking like you have a bucket of chicken wings

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're labeling yourself based off of internet cartoons that you take too seriously , is what it seems you're talking about.

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Eye of Saturn this is making me laugh for no good reason

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro go hit the gym or something

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jokerpilled2535 no, keep *CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING*

  • @anaseregor4083
    @anaseregor4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I really hope that she doesn't abuse him how i've read from the comments cuz i wanted to say that she's so sweet and i'm so happy for him...

    • @k.a1z597
      @k.a1z597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean just look at the screen of her phone..

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@k.a1z597 and all the comments about how she liked guys that are sick/bruised

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a feeling, that she may be a man, not an abuser...

    • @СанечкаШульц
      @СанечкаШульц 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His girlfriend is either the femboy from The Day You Met a Discord Mod video or she has a sick fetish and poisoned his food making him feel bad at the end

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@СанечкаШульц Ляяя, точно. Совсем про яндере-тянок забыл что-то.

  • @Mr.Was-geht-Sie-das-an99
    @Mr.Was-geht-Sie-das-an99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "What am I supposed to do? Stand here and watch her peeling off bananas for him?"
    Chadest thing Zoomer ever said

  • @whatdadogdoin7531
    @whatdadogdoin7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really hate it when other people interfere in a relationship. It just reveals the type of person they are anyone who does it.

  • @dannyboythelastman1944
    @dannyboythelastman1944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how all of these meme characters have personality, I would see a whole full movie with these guys

  • @JoeMama-vv6vh
    @JoeMama-vv6vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Your content is literally the one thing I look forward to every week! :)

    • @meowchinchilla4009
      @meowchinchilla4009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get some help

    • @Reborn0134
      @Reborn0134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meowchinchilla4009 no

    • @seeksolace2059
      @seeksolace2059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meowchinchilla4009 youtube is better than tv

    • @kjul.
      @kjul. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If that is true, that's extremely
      sad.

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a hobby!!!

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Shes either a good girl trapped in the skin of a fatherless girl, or shes really a fatherless girl in the skin of a nice girl wearing the fatherless girl skin

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      If you calling her “fatherless” for being goth, I think you’ve misunderstood the video’s message about stereotypes

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being Goth = Fatherless?
      Bitchless Mindset

    • @glaith168
      @glaith168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How is she look fatherless

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@glaith168 She has a nose ring. If she would respect her father she wouldn’t have one because surely he would be against that.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@1SGCarter Fathers are wussies now

  • @xavolzm
    @xavolzm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Sweat like an edgy atheist in front of a priest" lmao

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Well at least we know he doesn't swallow"
    Get this man a movie

    • @dragontailss9026
      @dragontailss9026 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what? its just a line whats so special about that

  • @apoptose1558
    @apoptose1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:56 "Genetics"
    idk why but it made me laugh the most, it's exactly what you would expect a guy like Nathan to say

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if your grandpa was tall or someone in your family was already tall the genetics do pass on I'm not an expert damn it one of you weirdos would know.

  • @TheJHZHZ
    @TheJHZHZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    We need those character sheets of every member of the gang, I bet chad has 9 on every skill.

    • @chelloveckbratty3982
      @chelloveckbratty3982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has 11, someone should combine all the character sheets somewhere

  • @lcph1105
    @lcph1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    7:10 "Do they really have bones in KFC" LMAO

  • @Adamency23
    @Adamency23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I love how his "friends" are stereotypical Blue Pill (fatty), Red Pill (buffy), and Black pill (Baldy)
    Also, going through someone else's phone pisses me off fam. Even when my mom does it to my dad's when he isn't around.

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your mom is a 304, no offense just truth

    • @reinerackerman8681
      @reinerackerman8681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my mom does the same thing too

    • @markcoleman7246
      @markcoleman7246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should tell her to let your Dad go through hers to be equal! 😉

    • @tavirosu25
      @tavirosu25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plot twist: they are not real, they are all in doomer's mind as he can't agree what he is: blue, red or Black pilled.

    • @MrDay-sd8ns
      @MrDay-sd8ns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tavirosu25 doomer better take his meds

  • @xman40100
    @xman40100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Doomer's girl has a thing for sick people. From the double date video:
    " You look sick. Are you anemic?"
    "No, I'm not"
    "Shame, but you still look"

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit...........
      Well.......... Beggars can't be choosers, can they?

    • @Sei1989
      @Sei1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Shame but you still look Good"
      It's called a back handed compliment/shit test.
      She was communicating to him in girl language that hes into him the whole time.

  • @godnyx117
    @godnyx117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    While the girl looked really nice, calm and easy going in the first part, I was still a little bit suspicious about her. That's because of her "friend". In Greece we say "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are". I agree 100% with this! If your friends are trash, you are trash too and vice versa! Her pink haired her is worse than trash so in the end, while she looked nice, I still had a bad feeling about her.
    Now, it seems that I was right. First of all, having an "e-boy" type guy as a background image IS bad (the same goes for guys of course) and most guys would bother. That's enough to make her really suspicious. However, there is more! When the Doomer says that his friends are staring at them, she replays with a strong and confident voice, "I know". Other people have said that she's probably abusive but she acts kind when they are around. That scene can support this argument. She was fully aware that they are watching so she played so nice that she even let him spit out on her hand so her act seems more real.
    Another thing is that the Doomer has the same scar on the face as the "e-boy" in the background. That's F-UP!!! This may mean that she likes the "e-boy" but knows that there is no way she can get him so he tries to make Doomer look like the "e-boy" as much as possible (remember, looks are EVERYTHING!). Hence, she's not in love with the Doomer but with the idea of him been the "e-boy" she wants so much.
    Finally, the very final frames. When the Doomer says, "I'm sorry for them", he's look changing. His eye pupils get centered and it seems like he looks down. This means that he doesn't mean what he says. He's truly sorry for HIM and not for his friends as he knows that he's in an abusive relationship. I could not understand the meaning of him looking his hands and then closing he eyes but I think that his GF looked with him with pity. With the classic: "You know how things go. You know who rules". She seems to love that the Doomer is helpless. She wants to turn him into her dream "e-boy" and have him under control.
    To me, it seems that the Doomer is so depressed and how so low self-esteem that while he knows that this is not what he wants, he is to afraid to be alone. The girl seem nice and sweet at first but then she showed her true colors (remember how the friends mentioning them dating for 2 months). So he got attached and loved her very fast and now he can't leave her. Can't wait for the next part!!!

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bro it's a cartoon , it's not that serious and nobody's gonna read that entire essay lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E-boy?

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Trahzy I did because I read books.

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GokuMcDuck I do too, but this isn't that deep lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Trahzy It is deep as Evangelion.

  • @notabizarreguy7932
    @notabizarreguy7932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Tbh, I love the adventure of this guy and his friends instead of the inspirational videos.
    The inspirational videos is marvelous, but their adventures is far more chill and enjoyable for me

    • @cqodda
      @cqodda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The inspirational videos are like: You are doing this wrong! Here is what you should do.
      Vs.: Here is what this person is doing wrong, and how he improves.
      The inspirational videos put the blame on us, and yeah its true, but also intimidates us.
      these kinds of videos don't directly put the blame on us, it shows us an example and lets us choose whether its bad or not and if we learn anything from it.
      TLDR: These kinds of videos don't directly attack our egos.

  • @blazefoster5845
    @blazefoster5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    These are the worst “friends” ever

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      they are the average friends of today, only kept around because theres no real way to make more in adult life exept being an alcoholic or playing sports.

    • @Gutbomber
      @Gutbomber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flyingrat492 they remind me of my friends irl

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I used to hang out with guys like this, they'd cope and seethe about everything and bully me for not being a depressed druggie. Really makes you think.

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gutbomber zoomer reminds me of myself unfortunately, hopefully I’ll be a bit better to the people around me in the future

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      These guys are like mine lmao

  • @fulgenzio89
    @fulgenzio89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    When I was 14 I went for a study trip to England and there was a Polish goth girl who liked me. I screwed everything up because I was stupid and cringe, but considering the nationality of the author of the video this could have been her

    • @Autz64
      @Autz64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Many such cases

  • @Mannoroth008
    @Mannoroth008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video reminds me of my relationship. I was with a girl who had her own family problems. She was locked up at home by her parents, rarely allowed to go out except for religious events (her parents were in some small Christian community). When we started dating, I was about 19 and she was 17, I was trying to influence her parents so she could leave the house more often instead of constantly taking care of, or rather raising, her little sister.
    After a while, I began to notice that she was mutilating herself. I tried to talk to her and she agreed to go to a psychologist and first tell her parents about it which her father was not happy about. So far it sounds like a story of a beautiful relationship, love and mutual help. The psychologist diagnosed her with a depressive state - it means that it was depression caused by external factors. A lot has changed after that. At first, I was glad that therapy helped her understand the background of her illness. But then I heard more and more sentences like: "You have to understand that I'm sick", "You have to respect this and that", "Because people with depression have this...". I - a calm, composed man, then began to get frustrated and spill it into excessive protectiveness, and years later into frequent sex, although it was not always needed. He was looking for an outlet for emotions, because I was starting to feel more and more blackmailed in the relationship, feeling that it was out of pity. Although, like the doomer, I didn't want to give it up, because I appreciated that I had someone, even if they hurt me and I hurt her. You could go on like this, and maybe even be happy with it. However, at some point, during some insignificant argument, I thought about everything and decided that I wanted to end it. It wasn't about me, but it was going to be stagnant and it was time to free her from the cage her family had built and then me. Even if it was convenient. At the same time, when I broke up with her, I pretended to be someone rude. After a few years I wrote to her and I think she's happy, she's definitely free person. If a relationship is only meant to last for the sake of pity, time, or pain and help with that pain, it's better not to last at all. Then it's better to tackle the problem yourself.

  • @Glacshot0
    @Glacshot0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how guys of various ages are hanging out living a life together despite of everything.

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Is my game weak?

    • @dmotster3591
      @dmotster3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what
      oh wait, are we supposed to say that it is as weak as your calves?

    • @jfach6356
      @jfach6356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no u are a great and charismatic guy with lots of confidence

    • @CoolGuyKimiR
      @CoolGuyKimiR 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope not

    • @gekyume9094
      @gekyume9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ten film jest o mnie

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    The sad part about this is that men live this reality, WILLINGLY, everyday. And it’s become so normal that it’s not even considered crazy.
    And most women won’t even consider the goth girl wrong; they would say the guy is wrong for going through her phone, yet reverse the genders and will have a completely different judgment.
    Take care of yourself guys.

    • @AccountNum1
      @AccountNum1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      im not able to take care of myself but take good care of yourself aswell

    • @enlightenedera2816
      @enlightenedera2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bro this video got uploaded one minute ago you didn’t even finish the video

    • @martinpanov5871
      @martinpanov5871 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They won't. It's what they deserve and they know it.

    • @GettingAids1997
      @GettingAids1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what was on the phone thats a problem??????

    • @hapchu8200
      @hapchu8200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's not cool going through anyone's phone what you on bro 💀

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "If you've been simping all night you will have to leave our team". loooooll

  • @GuitarReaper
    @GuitarReaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How the hell do you make these conversations so accurate? Impressive

  • @grammarnazi3272
    @grammarnazi3272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that MillenniaThinker put an ad just before "Let me kiss that". Lmfao

  • @ryanedwards805
    @ryanedwards805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The buffed Zoomer is the greatest character ever

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr

    • @phendranaa
      @phendranaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noo he is not a zoomer haha

    • @ari3903
      @ari3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      even with steroids, his build is impressive as fuck.

    • @styluspixelsproduction513
      @styluspixelsproduction513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ari3903 natural steroids, like milk

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ari3903 dude, you won't like it when steroids start to hurt you.
      you want to scream your entire throat out.

  • @CGF41492
    @CGF41492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For those who want the prequel of this story look for Millennial Thinker video title "DOUBLE DATE" that is where he met the goth girl.

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    These used to be externally relatable and had lessons in them. Now they’re so overly specific I don’t get anything out of them anymore tbh. Like. Are you trying to start wojak lore or something?

    • @DistrictWitch
      @DistrictWitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lol they've been evolving in and out of various narratives for ages - remember the coom-lord episodes? Nothing wrong with a spot of n a r r a t i v e

    • @ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeee
      @ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually prefer it much much more. The older versions were depicting modern people via the oversimplistic archetypes of meme characters for TH-cam views and attention, with somewhat strawman characters who seemed to be 2 dimensional depictions of real types of people but using wojaks who were in their original memes inception, were supposed to be taken as purely as a exaggerated meme of real things, to be used as if they were actually based in genuine reality and that it is somehow a deep message on modern society (which it can be to varying extents). And to be fair he does do it still in his newer videos but often more so as a deconstruction of said archetypes and expresses more stories that seem genuine rather than simplistic memes with no depth to point the finger at as apparently some unironic depiction of whatever the creator dislikes, at least from how I view it anyway.

  • @killerclown-df9lz
    @killerclown-df9lz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you peek through your gf phone and find nothing wrong, you’ll owe her huge apology

  • @tell_em_tell
    @tell_em_tell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    That girl is suspicious. She's probably abusive, has a fetish for bruises and sores like some people said, or we're just overthinking it.
    Otherwise, the story is getting more interesting. I wonder if the series would still continue.

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She is a cop

    • @deepthought3048
      @deepthought3048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @[GD] Annoe In the double date episode she says something like "are you sick? " 2 times.

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That photo on her phone with a guy with bruises is weird and the fact that they got jumped and the Doomer was the one who ended up in bed is kind of suspicious.
      Maybe Nathan is right and she is a spy. {Speaking of which, we still don't know what Nathan did with that girl he kidnapped.}

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrtyrant1680 Or she's a sadist

    • @llovebeats3749
      @llovebeats3749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's an edgy and severely pessimistic theory. But it would be a cool twist if it turned out she actually is abusive. Not very realistic but still could be something.

  • @LuffyTheLabrador
    @LuffyTheLabrador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    23 years old, had only one gothic girlfriend, has weak ass calf's. Dam I can't believe I'm a Doomer, and now I wish I was dead...

    • @updog9567
      @updog9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Death is a bad thing, dont wish for death

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      23 years old, no goth girlfriend, and nice calves. The duality of man

    • @caramelllllllll
      @caramelllllllll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thisismywill 16 years old, no gothic girlfriend, and weak calves. how i wish i had either or even both

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@caramelllllllll Don't worry about it. I was an incompetent loser at 16 and weighed in at 135. Give it a few years and you'll be swimming in a sea of goth

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha I have no original personality besides labeling myself from internet cartoon memes, I'm such a doomer woomer soomer foomer , my life is horrible.

  • @franciscopavon948
    @franciscopavon948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bro her stats is just like a support member, we only need one that heal and a tank and we are prepared to war

    • @k4m4k4s1
      @k4m4k4s1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they already have Chad and Zoomer as tanks

  • @antep3667
    @antep3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    next episode doomer gets married to boomer, and later discovers he is his dad

    • @enrater123
      @enrater123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reverse oedipus? Lol

    • @Felix-bx7fx
      @Felix-bx7fx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just don't ??

    • @Pewlander
      @Pewlander 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm. No.

    • @heinzthorvald4675
      @heinzthorvald4675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark in a nutshell (germans are crazy as hell lol)

    • @Kobaaming090
      @Kobaaming090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayo 😳

  • @lazygamer5906
    @lazygamer5906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got an ad for a blocker to certain websites while watching this, it doesnt really matter but Id like for at least one person to know other than me

  • @innocuous2599
    @innocuous2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The regular conversations had here are made of pure gold. This is big quality

  • @_Peperek
    @_Peperek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i have four children in gas form in my attic

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What sort of acid did you use?
      Or just a plain old fire technique?

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marihappy Y The classic

    • @_Peperek
      @_Peperek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TRPilot06YT nah i heated them up to temperatures hard to imagine

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Peperek Ah i see, i dislike the excessive amounts of heating it causes to the place, but it still works

    • @MICEBALLSGAMING
      @MICEBALLSGAMING 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      amazing

  • @wilcisco1159
    @wilcisco1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:08 absolutely right. Agreed

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    As long as she's goth, clean, of age, unrelated, cisgendered female and alive as long as you're not a sicko you're good to go

    • @deibu__
      @deibu__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes commenting to talk shit coming in nicely toobz

    • @dballin2836
      @dballin2836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Goth"

    • @16bitjack16
      @16bitjack16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TWU toobz

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes give me virgin waifu please.

  • @Newlolz989
    @Newlolz989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh she's awesome. This was a good one. This hits home. This video is me. Friends who I had rejecting somebody I spent everyday with while they spent no time with her. Growing opinions that are false and breaking up friendships. This goes on with people

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOOOOL
    Great quality as usual bro
    LOVE YOUR WORK

  • @МаксимЦветков-г9ч
    @МаксимЦветков-г9ч 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ...oh no. Will something screwed up happen about Goth Girlfriend's "kinks" or Doomer's bruise?
    Welp, that's life, I guess.
    also, tnx for finally telling protags' age. Idk why I need this info, but still.

  • @astyanax905
    @astyanax905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Julian is hilarious.
    How can I be the youngest here, I'm the tallest!

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funny, how old zoomer is supposed to be tho?

    • @Hdkags90990
      @Hdkags90990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mateomoreno331 Probably 19-21

    • @mateomoreno331
      @mateomoreno331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hdkags90990 most likely yeah

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:32 "Forrest incident"? Did i miss something?

    • @icedsigmatea8672
      @icedsigmatea8672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It will connect with other videos somehow.

    • @MagnaGuy
      @MagnaGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe he said "forced incident" from meeting each other on the double date

    • @jamesdyball7316
      @jamesdyball7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MagnaGuy if you check the subtitles (not the ones set by TH-cam) it says forest

  • @GoofyStyle7457
    @GoofyStyle7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice video as always. The "damage taken" effect on Patrick was a nice touch too.

  • @mercyizekor2768
    @mercyizekor2768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "relationship are built on Trust"
    "Nice one,who told you that your mom?"
    "Maybe"
    Had me laughing

  • @interests3279
    @interests3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That side turn around by Zoomer at 2:43 has excellent animation.

  • @UnbiddenZed
    @UnbiddenZed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    8:20
    doomer blinked 3 times just to be absolutely certain this is reality and not a dream right?

    • @КотВасилий-м7н
      @КотВасилий-м7н 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was most likely poisoned by her and realized it too late. Everything is remarking on that. Zoomer looks at the phone wallpapers with injured, bandaged gothic anime boy and realizes why she chose doomer over him (at the first glance doomer looks like he is having amnesia and sleep problems, whilst zoomer looks fine and healthy), She was the one who brought the grapes to him, which could back up the theory of poisoning. Consoomer is relieved that doomer is not swallowing grapes fully(It was probably immunity's message not to eat). In the last frames of this video her stats reveal that she loves gore and has scars on her hands. She was upset when doomer said he wasnt sick in "double date" video and was disappointed when it didnt hurt while she was pressing on injured spots. Man, just let doomer have his moment of life instead of eternal suffering...

    • @КотВасилий-м7н
      @КотВасилий-м7н 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf did I just wrote an essay about 2d cartoon

    • @UnbiddenZed
      @UnbiddenZed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@КотВасилий-м7н damn, that actually makes a lot of sense, and here i thought doomer actually landed himself a caring gf 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ryanreeroyryder8482
      @ryanreeroyryder8482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@КотВасилий-м7н I read it all and enjoyed it it was very smart

  • @lucaslima-xy5cj
    @lucaslima-xy5cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Need a happy ending with for doomer hes the only semi-normal person in this whole thing

  • @tvbuu
    @tvbuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    #1 rule loyal or not you never WANT to know what goes on in a womans phone. Only two times in my life I have checked and it is always something that I see that makes me want to throw up.

  • @KevinSkye1
    @KevinSkye1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've lived with "friends" once in my life time. I told myself never again and I've been living in a 1BR while all those guys are either still living with parents or with each other in a rundown house. Having a girl over is the literal worst.

  • @MinorLife10
    @MinorLife10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:13 Everybody gangsta until Millrnia Thinker teaches them to hack graphic keys

  • @nousername6810
    @nousername6810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Zoomer should get together with a boomer for money for some easy lore

  • @MarekParek68
    @MarekParek68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:57 "i would prefer if there was a significant disprpotion between me and my wingman" lol

  • @sauceyeti4381
    @sauceyeti4381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know someone's a loser when he says "that's life" as an excuse for early balding...

  • @spikespiegel3197
    @spikespiegel3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:18 "Natural Steroids"
    The Hell is a Natural Steroids ?

  • @joshtoon7
    @joshtoon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    She’s suspicious and might lead to Wojack heartbreak. That is assuming that it is a “she”, looks trans or Femboy. His friends aren’t that good either.

    • @dannydove3594
      @dannydove3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could be worst than that lol but his friends aren't great either

    • @tigerwest4748
      @tigerwest4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had one emo gf like that.
      Her face looked so masculine on photos.
      But she had big boobs and a pussy. So not trans or femboy.

    • @scavhub5006
      @scavhub5006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Discovering your girl to be a guy would be a nightmare

  • @warbearin
    @warbearin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel this video ended abruptly, "you know they are stareing at us", "I know" THE END. I feel that was more a buildup to some conversation not a conclusion.

  • @natelofimusic
    @natelofimusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I dont know if this is a good or bad so far. But I would have dump those friends immediatly. Not even just because they keep trashing his gf, but because they keep trashing him when he is doing better. When he gets a gf and seems a bit better, they are quick to give him shit and try to notch him back down. And the fat guy is quick to imply that he is going to try and hit on and probably harrass the girl. But maybe there is more to this. Overall, loving the story and the messages.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you wanna understand the whole situation you need to understand why they’re called so concerned about the phone, though I do thing zoomed is be a …

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah?
      and what when she gets mad at him and wants to break up?
      what then?

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@makutas-v261 have you ever had a girlfriend before?🤔

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah stay with the girl who beats your ass and ditch your friends. You my friend either have some serious psychological issues or are into that

    • @natelofimusic
      @natelofimusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freedomdude5420 ahhhhh wait I kinda get it. And it's really shitty. They want to see if she is prone to cheating, because if she is, they r gonna try and smash her.

  • @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names
    @What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That side conversation about their ages was gold.

  • @apollosgadfly
    @apollosgadfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You are a Zoomer who zoom-zooms all the time.” Bruh, those words touched my soul 😩

  • @Outlawthis
    @Outlawthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    any time i saw a girls phone, they were talking to 3 different guys

  • @BOBtoper
    @BOBtoper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its like conversation between doomer and his multiply alter-egos

    • @BOBtoper
      @BOBtoper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bzszszshhh that's how it looks like for me

    • @Gabriel_the_Shemite
      @Gabriel_the_Shemite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yooo, that's crazy. I hope doomer's gf doesn't turn out to be an illusion.

    • @BOBtoper
      @BOBtoper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gabriel_the_Shemite from my point of view his gf is not an illussion. Its just his "best friends" are his alter-egos

  • @RedRockin6
    @RedRockin6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:45 my favorite dialogue

  • @sebthepirateking966
    @sebthepirateking966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    another part of the bro code is that if your bro is happy then your happy it doesnt matter if he's got a girlfriend and you dont you have to continue supporting them till the end and they must do the same

  • @kuronagiyurei
    @kuronagiyurei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so dark and depressing, destroys my self-steem and mades me feel really awkward....
    Waiting for the next part