America's Favorite Pig Rachel Feinstein | Your Mom's House Ep. 766
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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom opens up the episode with a clip of a cool dudes really cool Sunday plans. Tom also tells Christina all about his insane trip to Abu Dhabi.
Christina and Tom welcome comedian and vile pig Rachel Feinstein, on the pod. She talks her latest Netflix Special, "Big Guy", the godless things she does, her life married to a firefighter, and the benefits of being a comic parent. She, Tom, and Christina also chat about gassy husbands, their foul mouthed kids, spanking fetishes, Red Lobster head, succubus defense, and dive into a long curated gauntlet of Christina's TikToks! Try it out, man.
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 766
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00:00:00 - This Intro Tastes Like McDonalds
00:06:06 - Opening Clip: Very Cool Sunday
00:08:42 - Farting In First Class
00:17:08 - Tom Takes Abu Dhabi
00:27:25 - Dental Update
00:32:19 - Clip: Pauly “You Know What I Mean” Shore
00:34:59 - Rachel Feinstein Has A Life
00:39:56 - Donkeys, Pigs, and Comic Parents
00:46:48 - Foul Mouthed Kids
00:55:27 - Red Lobster Head and Succubus Defense
00:59:38 - Beyond Cuddling
01:09:08 - Funny In Any Language
01:16:24 - TikToks
01:30:21 - Closing Song - "Good Morning Julia" by Gaping Dad - ตลก
Krystal saying "woooooow" throughout Todd's trip story is me when when my toddler describes their favorite film's plot to me even though we've watched it 200 times
Fart Simpson is LEGENDARY
To the poor guy that almost died in the hang glider. I immediately thought of Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers line, "Dude died in a hang gliding accident, what an idiot 😂. "
Well shit, I always thought it was called 'hand gliding' lol
Mom! The meatloaf! FACK!
@@clicheguevara5282 lol that was a running quote between me and my mum
@@clicheguevara5282I never know what she's doing in there.
He was def hand gliding and hanging on for dear life
I love how Tom still snores like a poor and ruined first class! 😂
Tom drawing the line at booger eating amongst all the shit he watches is kinda hilarious 😂
No. That’s rancid shit.
fully agree with you, I agree with him fully as well, however any shit like that disturbs the shit out of me
because booger eating is top tier disgusting, everything else is tame compared to that.
I always skip the booger eating segments. It grosses me out too much.
Did anyone else catch the frames that flash “Tom Segura” randomly? Are they trying subliminal messages on their fans now? Lol
Saw one at 8:30
Feels shady
@@dokkal I looked through every frame of 8:30 and there wasn't one?
Found it at 8:23 it's just the guys in the booth pressing buttons at the wrong time yall lmfao
@@Qb3nsisi’m glad you’ve already got it figured out. I was just coming to the comments like wtf? also i may be wrong about this but i believe it wouldn’t even be good subliminal messaging because we were all able to see it at regular speed.
LMAO
I want Christine to launch a mommies of comedy tour with Rachel, Jessica, and Kimmy Congdon ❤ That would be a funny lineup
Throw in Jordan Jensen.
I want her to go back to her Gypsy Caravan....
I wanna laugh.
Sarah Tianna too
Cant leave Sara out hun nay
I can add about the “getting information” I legit hang with the boys and we just talk shit and do dumb shit. Then I go home and my wife ask things like that. “How’s that person girlfriend, how’s their new house, how’s their parent doing in the hospital”. I legit never know or think of asking 😂
My dad removed three of my step moms teeth. She was afraid if dentist. So dad got out pliers, curved them, cleaned them and pulled. She never took a drink or pill, straight on sober. No dad wasn’t a dentist.
Tom: Plays vomit vids constantly.
Also Tom: Runs away from booger eaters.
Did you take that personally, as a booger eater?
@@zellsicsvexramet1603 You know it. They're for sure chompin salties
"That"ll do Pig" is a great comedy show title
Welcome back, my fellow poors, to watching rich mommies
I thought Tom learned his lesson about bragging about being rich.
@@teddnagurski5583 Lol.... He never will.... He is that child who never had to think hard about issues....
Look at what a slob he was TILL he got some dough....
He's genuinely talking about his life, these are authentic experiences. It's actually really interesting. He's not bragging
Just checked ticket prices in Canada. I can see why "Royals" are attending his shows.
@@vincenoyes614 He should fix some thrid class seats....You know... For the poors.
Just like those peasents in Titanic next to the engine room.
“Cornichons when you’re doing a charcuterie are necessary…” is one of the richest things Tom has ever said. 😂 I’m here for it.
I must be a poor pleb because I've never heard the word cornichon until today.
Just a fancy pickle 🥒 @@SupersonicAardvark
@SupersonicAardvark No no, the correct term for us is "trash people".
@SupersonicAardvark next time you're on your way home from the payday loan store, get a little fancy and stop by walmart's condiment aisle...your mind will be blown.
That's not rich at all.
Glad we got a promo for Tom's tour dates in the middle of that promo for Abu Dhabi.
Love the phrase “ mid pigging “ . No one wants to be caught mid pigging . 😂
"You have like a normal husband" tell me you've never seen Rachel's comedy without telling me you've never seen Rachel's comedy😂
No shit 😂
Can't blame Tina, I've literally never heard of her
Rachel brought one outfit across the country for her podcast tour.
She fuckin sucks
Rachel Fineeestein is funny AF! Wish we had Kirson on this one too 😂
Hi, I’m Tom segura. I’m so overwhelmed with admiration for someone who has 500 billion dollars. Those people are so awesome despite the fact the regular people who live in that country shit in literal holes and have to scavenge for water. Those people are so awesome. I’m so fucking angry with both of you bc I loved you
Tom + Christina >>>> Tom + Bert! LETS GOOOO!
One Tom -> Two Fat Racist Husbands ... one is on Ozempic the other on Alcohol
Bert is AIDs
Two bears who cares
I’d rather get a 50 pound weight, bite a curb. Then have those 50 pounds dropped on my head then listen to Burt talk or try to make a joke
@@bogsharris6707please do
is somebody going to tell Tom he has sleep apnea? headaches, unrestful sleep, and extreme snoring is not good and are classic symptoms.
The hang-gliding incident, it was the pilot whose harness wasn't attached. The poor student was trying to hold onto him and fly.
Tom was excited to have Duncan over so he could riff with another comic, his wife is a comic 😂
There's no such thing as a female comic.
Good morning Julia.
In my 40s I had 3 dates with a man in his 50s. On our 3rd date he was driving, I look over and watch him dig a big one and put it on his tongue! Of course I just blurted out “did you just eat your booger?!” He just”yup”. I thought oh my God I’ve kissed that mouth that was our last date.
This comment section isnt therapy...
Kinda makes you wonder about his type. Don'it?
Comedians: They cannot sensor us!! Reeeeeeeee
Also Comedians: soooo, im going to the middle east and they're going to sensor which jokes I can and cannot tell (at risk of imprisonment or death). But they're paying a lot of money.
Integrity is a tough product to sell.
if someone paid you $1.5Million to just not say some things for an hour and a half... you wouldn't do it? Changing your set for a specific environment is different than being censored for good. To me there is a large difference between changing one set for a large sum of money and changing your entire vibe to say land or keep a tv show.
For example, if a darker comedian gets booked for a kids party, they probably change the set up a little bit.
lol what a dumb take.
Comparing how American Comedians react to censorship in the country they live in to comedians respecting the culture/terms of a contract from a country they are traveling to is some wild shit.
Also, the whole comedians melting over cancel culture thing is dead.
spelling is hard
@@isaacford5677 But that's not what I'm talking about. Nice try to reply to something I didn't say.
Wtf i believe norm summerton would have something to say about that title 😂😂
Todds trip sounds like he's in The Interview and it's the first half and he thinks it's all wonderful
Snoozefest... 🥱
Absolute best line of this show was Rachel's daughter Frankie saying to self,I'm just going to make fun of it,be silly about it. ❤❤❤ She gets it.
22:52 what you’re supposed to do when you meet the king’s daughters is say “so uh.. you broads ever go airtight or what??” That’s the proper protocol.
For the new people: If you guys want to watch a good podcast with comedians roasting eachother and don't talk about their millionaire lifestyle: Bad Friends is still going strong.
Also you can watch YMH back till 2021 on this channel. Very good!
Am I only one that seen “Tom Segura” flash up on the screen at 8:23
I saw it too lol
Yes saw it too
8:23 not 8:28
Subliminal messaging 😅
@emilydianne001 why the F are you wasting my time I taught something interesting happened.
Glad Tom had a blast at the Jamal Koshogi annual Laugh So Much It Hurts comedy palooza
He had them in pieces.
not even the same country
@@afin85 same ideology
Are you?
I read the title of this episode and spat out my coffee laughing 😂😂😂
If Tom calling your “a poor” bothers you, make more money
I was so tired that I snored, geat story Tom
The story was that he felt so good and slept so well from the experience that he probably ruined this very nice experience for everyone else, which is unfortunate. And funny because he really didn't mean to.
@Avrgjsph not a funny story
@@jeffreytopnick4710 it's not a special. It's a podcast. You produce an hour and a half of funny every week for 15 years (spoiler: you couldnt!)
@@Avrgjsph still not funny
His story is as great as your spelling
Its not cringe when he refers to us as the poors...
We know what we are.
“Have a good evening this evening”😂😂😂
this intro beat hits! Fart Simpson you’re a legend.
The fact they had pig in the title and didn't show her pig Norman summerton really upsets me.
8:23 are we just doing subliminal messages now?
Looks like it.
I thought I was going crazy until I slowed it down and replayed it.
That's Jada-level crazy
Shoutout to the producers for not overtly laughing out loud in a desperate attempt to get attention. This podcast may become listenable again. Thank you!
I just want them to get divorced and see Tom replace Christie every week with a new Lauren Compton look-alike
"Just me being caught mid-pigging"
If anyone knows about flying it's Chris Tucker. He flies to a lot of islands.
🥱
be original
You seemed to be well versed in this subject as if you have first hand experience. Take's one to know one i guess. Creep.
He does. And did
@@afin85it's not his fault Chris tucker flew many times to pedophile island
The spartan oil painting of Will is iconic😂
A lil chowder w dat chedda bay biscuit 💦🦞
Dear sweet god I almost lost my lunch to that booger eating bit. It’s not even 9am.
I just ate mine for breakfast
@@httr94Baller!
You eat lunch before 9am? 🤔
I eat boogers between meals as a snack
Sluuuurp
Guest looked like she wanted to sell me a rotisserie oven
Mad respect to the Spartan Warrior behind Timmy 😂❤🎉
Tom: He said prison was terrible and he didn’t take a shit because there was a toilet in the middle of the cell.
Christina: yea well a friend told me they went to the same prison and said it was terrible because there is a toilet in the middle of the cell, derp 😂
Geezus do you guys even hear yourselves ?!?
Poor spotted 🚨
It's getting sad at this point. And I'm a fan since 2018..
1:33:07 .... which member of the crew deserves MAJOR props for that old reference?
Very elite joke guys!
Nice try
2 minutes in and already got a Top dog impression, we’re on pace to be a record episode. I’ll keep yous posted 😂
Rachel has become my favorite comedian!!! I’ll watch anything with her!!!
Good morning Julia
Ita me joe!
This was the peak of YMH 🥲
Hate from New Mexico
@@shamanllama I visited NM recently and really enjoyed it. Hate from Philly!
I hope this comment doesn't scare you
Yea must be nice to have all prescription meds u want and the money to go to a dentist or doctor whenever you want and abuse your meds to go to the hospital
I need to perform that anointing ritual for my bed. Demons, incubus, and succubus would describe 99% of my girlfriends, I have no soul left.
Is that…Big Guy? Love Rachel! Her new special is great!
Love her shiirrrrt with the lipstick colour, Christina on fire xx
You right ✅️
Momma is poppin!
I know Tim will never read this but for anyone that might be. If you are often snoring like how he said he was you more than likely have sleep apnea (and it's not just always overweight people, though that definitely doesn't help). I highly recommend getting a sleep test and getting a Cpap, it's annoying to get used to but it will literally add years to your life and make you feel so much better. The mouth guards and tapes and stuff will not be a helpful solution. If not for yourself do it for your loved ones.
I will piggy back off this and say my boyfriend has genetic sleep apnea and he’s a healthy 30yr old guy. Unfortunately he has to use the sleep machine, but it’s better for his health! Def get a test, I had him do one because I noticed he stopped breathing few times in a night. Get a test!
I've never heard Tom's father speak, ever...and he does the best impressions of him. 😅
This episode was funny as hell, America’s Favorite Pig is awesome and should come back on soon!
Money really does change people for the worse
What do you mean? Tom has always done work for tyrannical, violent governments.
Tom Sticking up for Kimmel, is like Tom Forgiving Garths body count, to us 😂
Timestamp?
Cope harder, rich thin
I love when Tom leans into the first class lifestyle and triggers all the "poors".....its so good.
i tried so hard to make it through the episode. please bring the old ymh back this is unbearable
The mcrib only comes around when pork prices drop
Jews
Even then they say they don't make money on it. Just drawing people in.
China owning much of the pork produced in USA.@@brockobama4408
I came here to post this.
Pork belly
"I says to myself.. self, why not enjoy the nitrous." 😂
This episode had real “I want to talk about Hawaii vibes”
Chrisjeansa holding YMH down
Enni needs to drop the blaccent
Racist
@@aaronmiller7954 🤡
@@aaronmiller7954Be quiet, you. 🤫
UAE 🇦🇪 ROYALS looking at Tom and Christina as the poorers. 😅😂
Tim doesn't pay for his first class seat.. ""literally" looks down the stairs on all the 'poors'" 😂😂
You all are hacks now.
Tom sticking up for kimmel is a big L
Sticking up for? You trumpers are so weird
@@kylegraves1159 I don’t even support trump 😂
Dude you’re a loser lol
Then why not like jimmy? Weirdo
You gonna be okay?
On kids saying the darndest things, my 9yo was playing video games and said “that thing has more holes in it than King Von”! Too soon little homie 🤦♂️
LMFAOOO 😂
I haven’t checked out the podcast in awhile, it started to feel stale. Thought I’d give it a shot again, see if things improved, nope. Just Tom talking about being rich still. Oh well, it was a good ride.
Another pod of Tom bragging about being rich
Jimmy attacked half the country with lies every single night. Provable lies and yet you still stand with him? I’m out dude. Won’t be back after that. ✌︎
It's not an airport. No need to announce your departure
@@madgreek253 Imagine defending evil
@@httr94 if I did I would be trumptarded. So what's your excuse?
Yea like he forgot the past 4 years
21:35 So impressed with the city eh? Not surprised at all. Tom really loves excess lol
Just finished eating a Filet O Fish then put this on, LOLOL!
This and Ari's show are the only ones I watch from this channel now until they inevitably have someone like Jimmy Kimmel on those pods too
Get over yourself
Aw man, how will you cope???
Oh noooooo, did the funny man have a guest you don't like? How dare your free entertainment not be exactly catered to your precise taste and only yours? How selfish of him
Skuddummy is toms burner act. He going hard in the comments. Or it's toms bf. 🤔
You gonna be okay?
YMH studios falling into mainstream mediocrity territory needs to be studied
Different
@@SUEDE_FALCON no longer coming up in May ☹️
Thanks for pointing out that a joke is funny everytime it makes you laugh Rachel.
All that dental flexing and Tina got more cavities than a poor like me 😅
Just came to try and watch and press thumbs up ..... christine continues insuferable ... thumbs down in under 5 mins .... i tried
... i'm going to see any other thing .... literally anything else
I don’t get the whole Tom Segura thing he’s not funny he got money and turned into a snob the only reason anyone watched is because of Christina
Oh cool bro you're so cool and your opinion is so good dude damn man
It's a valid observation.
Gay* observation u mean, we all make typos tho it’s all good my guy
Psh, Christina is the worst.
He is entertaining and can be funny.
But yeah off putting at times where the money revealed him.
What a fun episode with Rachel FineSwine
Rachel is one of my favorites! Her Netflix special was awesome 🎉🎉
The next YMH live Tim and Christine need to do a 1 v 1 vomit vs booger eating videos to see who pukes first
I've just had the best idea EVER: Uber but with therapy - just open the app, and a relatively recent immigrant to the country will drive you around and talk with you about your life, your childhood, roleplay, help process through psychodrama of all different types, and then drop you off somewhere feeling ... you know, not better exactly but...something. Yeah?! I just can't tell anymore ...
There's something worse about going to church before the stripclub, it's prob better to go after the club...ask for forgiveness...
Bring back the music every ep. It makes me not automatically skip to the guest 🤙🏻
First time noticing the Shaman got on the Cool Guy Wall! Aha, a Spartan!
I keep coming back here - i like the dynamic between you both.
Also: Greer Barnes
Where is Enie’s “HOT SAUCE IS THE BEST” hot sauce TOM!!! Thought u was gonna help this kid with his dream 🤷♂️
3 producers is wild
17:13 I absolutely love lamb how can anyone not love the taste? Actually one of the best meats out there
Ice cold Pickles and Franks Hot Sauce on chicken wings...goes together like burger and fries. You'll love it.