The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761
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Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE!
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Your Mom’s House Ep. 761
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TH-cam Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:02 - Opening Clip: A Loving Partner
00:09:53 - YMH EXCLUSIVE
00:16:25 - Italian Vacation
00:29:39 - Pep Talk From John Amos
00:31:39 - Clip: Buff Chick
00:33:46 - Clip: Flamin' Hot Pig
00:35:09 - Disney Treats
00:45:13 - Baby Head Comments
00:48:45 - Sharp Dressed Kid
00:53:30 - Clip: Flying Machine Crash
00:56:03 - Clip: Russian Massages
01:02:46 - Adult Recess
01:08:00 - Travel Tips, Buttery Chicken, and Bad Decisions
01:17:12 - Natural Toilet
01:22:47 - Closing Song - "Christine Don't Stop" by L E Font - ตลก
Christina looking like a GTA load screen.
She looks hot as hell
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hah! Load.
@@rossw5576 Hahahah lmao*** that’s what I meant to say lmao
lmfao true
Is Christina cosplaying as Mitch Hedberg?
Looks like a 70s drunk mom.
She's transitioning!
Cosplay? Well, you've never seen them in the same room at the same time....think about it...
Christina all encompassingly
@@rossw5576into a real comedian
"There are only two people who need to sit together on the plane, and they're up front" 😂
I love how Tom gets so tickled by making Christina cringe
He loves it😅😅
Thought John Amos was OJ Simpson💀💀💀💀
fucking same lmao
Lol same
Is it not I thought they got Tom a last minute cameo 😭😭
Lol 😂
The air horn after shartings timing was too perfect 😅😂
Christina low key mocking Tom’s lisp is so freaking funny
lol there was absolutely nothing low key about her mocking him… that’s like saying “low key, Bert’s an alcoholic”
I hope Tommy runs into Joey D while wearing the horned-rim glasses and the mouthpiece in...
Don't get me wrong, I love the ''Cool Guy'' paintings on the wall, but maybe rotate them around from time to time.... We always see the same few Cool Guys behind you, give them all equal love..... Justice for The Cool Guys!!!
Couldn’t agree more 😢
Y'all need some actual shit to worry about...😂
@@richarddangles69 you might actually be brain dead. It was a joke. How are you even a fan of this channel and you can’t comprehend this. 😂 bot
@@richarddangles69 is the enny of the comment section
🎸 🎸 🎸
"Barts is getting some of his intestines removed." *Taco Bell commercial plays*
Pooping out your intestines ISNT the same thing as, "having them removed"...just the result is similar, not the act leading to it....
Dang I missed that, oh that's right I have premium unlike the poors
Tom with a lisp is a new upper tier level of fun. I keep saying “63 degrees” with a lisp, cause it’s fun.
A CRISP 63 degrees CELSIUS
Hold up… I just made a comment about the lisp.. then I went strolling through the comments until I came upon this one. What am I missing!?!?
God I had the worst lisp as a kid. Try "Silly sausages". The kids used to make me say that ☠️ luckily I trained myself out of it by teenage age lol
Not me thinking that was OJ Simpson back from the dead sending Tom a message 😂
Where’s that Shane and Matt YMH pod mommy?
PREACHHHH
Shane was a guest a long time ago, hell be back.
Nah Shane and the shaman are vibing too high freq for these buumers
432hz
We need to have the shawman on
why do i gotta keep telling you guys bro, stop calling me daddy! to the cool people - you guys have a good rest of your day bro much love
clap clap
I GOT TWO LEGS
I was just thinking about Daddy when I woke up...'how is he?' ' are people calling him daddy still '. I wonder if he's embraced it..or simultaneously taking on the haters whilst shoutin out the peeps
@@eliTEPES_dude got arrested so I think he’s still having a rough time, too much unwanted Daddy-calling activity
@@rp1780 yoooooo ... what did lalagon do???
Mommy Zempies looking like a cool menthol slim!
Tommy sounds like an R word from Barthelona with that Invithaline
Lmao
FINALLY!!! some shart talk. Getting back to your roots mommies. ❤
Their Orijeans :) 👖👖👖
Tina's reaction is every woman's real life reaction to the oversexed cool guys
Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?
I think that guys issue is that he’s under sexed.
Yaaaay Mommies!! Happy Wednesday my Queens above 18! Keepin' em high n tight 👖🩷.
I don't know if anyone else experienced this, but many of the sponsored TH-cam adds I was getting were for Lenovo. By the third one, I was almost peeing 💻😆🤣
The female body builder looks like the shrunkin head from Beetlejuice
And sounds like the four strokes guy
Is that how the little microcephalic black dude from howard stern got his name? Its also beetlejuice
Once you get past 40...NEVER TRUST A FART!
Anyone else prefer the Solo episodes? Its nice not having a random guest come on YMH for the sole reason of promoting something
Especially since so many of them don't respond when they get shown a clip
They literally go
" Gross- reminds me of a bit in my new special!!! "
Don't even watch when they got a guest 😂
I'm actually going to go see gay ass Ian at my small local club so I gotta say I'm happy I heard him here
Yeah but also not a fan of when Tom and Tina have nothing to talk about when they’re alone so they make up fake disgust at things like the treats at Disney parks, as if Tom and Tina’s fat asses don’t eat sweets… 🙄
I think guests add more to ymh. And really only a small handful overpromote.
"Am I back in public school in milwaukee??" Was an extremely funny joke as a Wisconsinite.
Hate from fellow Wisconsinite
Hate from a FIB right across the border
Tommy channeling Mike Tyson
Athleep and unconthcious at the orthodontitht
That shit's unethethary.
I think you mean Mike Tython!
Baby Zollo must have felt such kinship when Tom rolled in with a lisp 😂
I don’t think I ever laugh as hard as when tom makes Cristina uncomfortable 😂
I'm turning into a telescope listening to Tommy Buns lisp
"Naming rithes"
Telethcope
Hey Siri call 911. "The scream is amazing". Tom is my favorite psycho for sure
Made it a whole 10:20 before Christine mentioned Ozempic
😂 the thumbnail with John Amos Tom looks like he has the fake nose glasses on 🤣
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!" LMAO
I knew Norm wasn’t dead he’s just finally living his best life eating box all day every day
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this
America: we have an obesity epidemic.
Also America: cook your chicken in 8 sticks of butter.
Butter doesn't make you fat. Sugar and carbs my friend
There's no worse day of the week then Wednesday to have your birthday fall on. Luckily the Mommies are here to get me through my work day!
Tom 🤜🤛 20-30 year old girls
Falling asleep to true crime docs
If I go to someone's house and they tell me I have to dig a hole and pewp in the backyard I'm giving them an upper decker. "I'm just washing my hands... "
when your own assumptions of reality betray you: "once a year, is that the average for sharts?"
christina does a pretty good jordan peterson impression
Touch my camera thru the fence you chomos! Hope everyone is having a full double pipe classic this week! Stay Glassin’ 😎 🔥 🎸
TMZ Exclusive... "It"s a rotting steamy morning in central Texas, and were not talking about the weather..."🤣
SHART YOUR ENGINES
I’m upside down farting into my own mouth!….for medical benefits.
Babies should not be allowed on planes. Last flight I was on, I sat in front of a baby that coughed, cried, and kicked my seat the whole ride home, and I spent the next week and a half getting over a flu. If it were up to me, baby and parents would've gone out the hatch at altitude with a single parachute between them.
If I was going to make a YMH Bingo card, Christina saying "I'm gonna fuckin' puke" would definitely be a square
I think Julian and Ellis are gonna be the funniest damn people ever
Either and both would be great stage names too
" introducing - JULIAN SEGURAAAAA!!!!"
I thought that video for Tom was OJ before he died lol
The shart heard around the world with Tom Segura and Mitch Hedburg. It's good to see that guy again!
New drinking game. Shotties when Tom touches his nose.
Or puts both hands way up in the air while describing something/a story
I'm home here now
Hoe me on out
“When you can’t remember your last Shart that means your due.” Luckily I’ll never forget my Covid shart!
tom touching his nose would be a hell of a drinking game
54:25 My Siri asked if she should contact emergency services... I had to shout No! Nooo! No! 😅
Tom sounds like the sister from south park " Are you making fun of my headgear "
So glad to see ymh returning to their roots! Thanks Bob and Cynthia!
Never took a dump where I needed to raise my shirt
Tom and Christine going full boomer at end of the episode and falling for obviously fake tik toks.
Christina, your OUTFIT and GLASSES. You are the most beautiful 70s airbrushed painting of a pastel neon sunset.
😍🩵💜🧡♥️
What ever happened to Ennys hot sauce?!
Took them several years to make vodka. Will be waiting a while
The corporate 'Itlay' bit is perfection.
2024 in a nuttshell is some dude destroying himself and then asking Siri to call for help hahaha
Tom if Christina can’t take the intro videos, there is only one thing to do buddy…….
Lean into it
It's almost like she doesn't know what show she's on? Since when does she react that way to cool guys? That's like the foundation of YMH.
Hey guys, I must admit: I am an adult dude who likes Disney. It’s certainly not my personality or anything, but I did grow up in Orlando, and I would have to say Walt Disney really inspired me to become an engineer. To me, the whole venture is about vision.
That being said, these Disney adults do get cringe af
You don’t have to apologize for things you enjoy. Tom and Christina had weirdo parent’s growing up. They enjoy shitting and pissing and other weird shit because they were both stripped of their childhood. Enjoying amusement parks is pretty normal in comparison.
They need to dig into the battle of baby head vs. goblin head 😂😂
Slowly, Slightly and Gently is my new ring tone 😂😂😂
"men talking about sex grosses me out" then tells the story about shitting her pants ‼️
Never realized how similar Christina and Mitch Hedberg look
my coworkers and I are all going go Karting as a team bonding activity...kinda like adult recess 🤣🤣🤣
"Hey siri call 911" 🤣
I like those glasses Tina!
Get dr phill in please? ......😂
37:47 I'm a grown man "CAN I GET A JACK JACK COOKIE NUM NUM?" and the next treat..... ahaha
I was scrolling comments and read this right as he said it.
"I'm a grown man, can I get a jacc jacc cookie num num" 🤣🤣🤣
Good Morning Julia!
I worked in glasses for 15 years. And, in my professional opinion, those glasses are fucking awesome
In my professional opinion, your opinion is shit
No
Tom sounds like Rich Vos with that invisiline 😂
5:36 lol, poor little kid, he probably just has auditory processing disorder 😅
ADHD and differentiating between sounds. It’s adhd.
Could also be impacted earwax. That shit will getcha
@@sophia17853 not likely
@@michaelhughes5373you do know the comment section your in right?
@@sophia17853 you don’t clean your ears?
Tina's glasses are the best.❤️😊
No
Massahugetits had me dying
And jack jack cookie nom nom
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
33:32 Hahahaha that's Tom Papa's twin sister 🤣
You guys have a wierd fixation on dentists 😂
If you’re going to speak with a lisp please leave the room!
Tom sounds like Rich Voss now lol
"Thixty three"
I love that you guys have gotten older but haven't changed. Still keeping it real
I’ll Fart every time someone Likes this Comment!❤♾️
Get the beans ready brother
26 farts in 13 mins big guy!
No way you have farted 28 times in 14 min
Why not shart?
That’s a fart every .51 seconds brother.
I love going to Disney on mushrooms 🍄
Getting real "couple at the end of the bar bought you this drink" vibes listening to Tom and Tina try to coax Enny out for "adult recess "😅
I’ve eaten everything I need to today. Now I can watch YMH.
Get Dr. Phil on the show!!!
meh.
Can’t handle it
No neonazis that promote genocide , thank you , fuck dr phil
I love that we know who you’re actually talking about
@@johnguanciale258I don't really like your attitude right now
Christina looks fireee 🔥🔥🔥
Please YMH clip the Itley bit my face hurts from laughing so hard.
The dude pooping in the Walmart bathroom 😂😂😂
the obsession with their own appearance is getting old... Spent too much time in LA.. always talking about Ozempic, getting their blefs done, Invisalign, weight loss...
Spoken like a true poor.
@@Fender0ckreR the poors have more fun though.....
“Straightened right up….”
“Yea they believe you, stupid kids”
Solid parenting techniques right there lol
Christina’s ‘Tom is the Iranian prince’ joke deserves more laughs from the booth boys. Holy shit 😂
I took a shot every time Tom touches his nose
Ever since Tom said “ when you can’t remember your last shart, you know you’re due” I’ve been living in constant fear.
1:11:41 Saying diarrhea so hard without pausing to reflect on how hilarious that is is insane.
After three ads, transition into trying to put ads on the side of the coliseum 😂
Someone should count how many times tom touches his nose lol
i could watch the 2-year old falling off the suitcase all day
1:04:08 Alice in Wonderland you r word 😂