Don't get me wrong, I love the ''Cool Guy'' paintings on the wall, but maybe rotate them around from time to time.... We always see the same few Cool Guys behind you, give them all equal love..... Justice for The Cool Guys!!!
Yeah but also not a fan of when Tom and Tina have nothing to talk about when they’re alone so they make up fake disgust at things like the treats at Disney parks, as if Tom and Tina’s fat asses don’t eat sweets… 🙄
I was just thinking about Daddy when I woke up...'how is he?' ' are people calling him daddy still '. I wonder if he's embraced it..or simultaneously taking on the haters whilst shoutin out the peeps
I don't know if anyone else experienced this, but many of the sponsored TH-cam adds I was getting were for Lenovo. By the third one, I was almost peeing 💻😆🤣
54:45 they missed out on the best part! When he was on the phone with 911 he says “I crashed my flying machine” and the operator has to decide if this guy really needs help or if it’s a prank or he’s nuts.
If I go to someone's house and they tell me I have to dig a hole and pewp in the backyard I'm giving them an upper decker. "I'm just washing my hands... "
1:11:56 This is Joseph, a Lebanese guy from Lebanon and he's all about Kung Fu and spirituality! He's actually a sweet guy and lives with his mom. He says in the video: "In the end the wolf and I became friends, we will always meet in Nature and may God bless everyone."
Tom thank you, the chick is getting better. Hate from Mass General Neuro in Boston MA. My brain is already f’ed so I’m using this show to get through my week. Thanks but seriously just Tom for now
Hey guys, I must admit: I am an adult dude who likes Disney. It’s certainly not my personality or anything, but I did grow up in Orlando, and I would have to say Walt Disney really inspired me to become an engineer. To me, the whole venture is about vision. That being said, these Disney adults do get cringe af
You don’t have to apologize for things you enjoy. Tom and Christina had weirdo parent’s growing up. They enjoy shitting and pissing and other weird shit because they were both stripped of their childhood. Enjoying amusement parks is pretty normal in comparison.
Hydrogen peroxide and water 50/50 soke in each ear for at least 2 minutes then rinse. If they're really clogged, gently push the same solution into the ear with a needleless syringe or one of those baby boogers sucker things 7:23
Babies should not be allowed on planes. Last flight I was on, I sat in front of a baby that coughed, cried, and kicked my seat the whole ride home, and I spent the next week and a half getting over a flu. If it were up to me, baby and parents would've gone out the hatch at altitude with a single parachute between them.
Tom, I feel you on the Invisalign! I tried to do it last year. Have to brush and floss teeth after any tiny snack and brush the liners out, the cemented anchors on your teeth cut your lips and cheeks all the time, and if you miss more than a few hours a day they can stop 'tracking' and you have to go back to lower set and start over. I quit once I realized it was a scam. They are moving you teeth, obviously the sockets in your jaw are going to always want to pull your teeth back to their original position. Which means you have to wear those suckers for the rest of your life! Always constantly brushing and cleaning with those cemented anchors on your teeth. F that. I went in and told them they need to grind those anchors off and stop my payments.
the obsession with their own appearance is getting old... Spent too much time in LA.. always talking about Ozempic, getting their blefs done, Invisalign, weight loss...
Is Christina cosplaying as Mitch Hedberg?
Looks like a 70s drunk mom.
She's transitioning!
Cosplay? Well, you've never seen them in the same room at the same time....think about it...
Christina all encompassingly
@@rossw5576into a real comedian
Christina looking like a GTA load screen.
She looks hot as hell
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hah! Load.
@@rossw5576 Hahahah lmao*** that’s what I meant to say lmao
lmfao true
"There are only two people who need to sit together on the plane, and they're up front" 😂
Don't get me wrong, I love the ''Cool Guy'' paintings on the wall, but maybe rotate them around from time to time.... We always see the same few Cool Guys behind you, give them all equal love..... Justice for The Cool Guys!!!
Couldn’t agree more 😢
Y'all need some actual shit to worry about...😂
@@richarddangles69 you might actually be brain dead. It was a joke. How are you even a fan of this channel and you can’t comprehend this. 😂 bot
@@richarddangles69 is the enny of the comment section
🎸 🎸 🎸
I love how Tom gets so tickled by making Christina cringe
He loves it😅😅
Christina low key mocking Tom’s lisp is so freaking funny
lol there was absolutely nothing low key about her mocking him… that’s like saying “low key, Bert’s an alcoholic”
I hope Tommy runs into Joey D while wearing the horned-rim glasses and the mouthpiece in...
Thought John Amos was OJ Simpson💀💀💀💀
fucking same lmao
Lol same
Is it not I thought they got Tom a last minute cameo 😭😭
Lol 😂
I thought the same .
Yaaaay Mommies!! Happy Wednesday my Queens above 18! Keepin' em high n tight 👖🩷.
Anyone else prefer the Solo episodes? Its nice not having a random guest come on YMH for the sole reason of promoting something
Especially since so many of them don't respond when they get shown a clip
They literally go
" Gross- reminds me of a bit in my new special!!! "
Don't even watch when they got a guest 😂
I'm actually going to go see gay ass Ian at my small local club so I gotta say I'm happy I heard him here
Yeah but also not a fan of when Tom and Tina have nothing to talk about when they’re alone so they make up fake disgust at things like the treats at Disney parks, as if Tom and Tina’s fat asses don’t eat sweets… 🙄
I think guests add more to ymh. And really only a small handful overpromote.
FINALLY!!! some shart talk. Getting back to your roots mommies. ❤
Their Orijeans :) 👖👖👖
Where’s that Shane and Matt YMH pod mommy?
PREACHHHH
Shane was a guest a long time ago, hell be back.
Nah Shane and the shaman are vibing too high freq for these buumers
432hz
We need to have the shawman on
why do i gotta keep telling you guys bro, stop calling me daddy! to the cool people - you guys have a good rest of your day bro much love
clap clap
I GOT TWO LEGS
I was just thinking about Daddy when I woke up...'how is he?' ' are people calling him daddy still '. I wonder if he's embraced it..or simultaneously taking on the haters whilst shoutin out the peeps
@@eliTEPES_dude got arrested so I think he’s still having a rough time, too much unwanted Daddy-calling activity
@@rp1780 yoooooo ... what did lalagon do???
The air horn after shartings timing was too perfect 😅😂
"Barts is getting some of his intestines removed." *Taco Bell commercial plays*
Pooping out your intestines ISNT the same thing as, "having them removed"...just the result is similar, not the act leading to it....
Dang I missed that, oh that's right I have premium unlike the poors
Not me thinking that was OJ Simpson back from the dead sending Tom a message 😂
This was the best back and forth banter between a married couple I’ve ever heard. 😂😂😂 you guys are so real. I’m such a fan!
There's no worse day of the week then Wednesday to have your birthday fall on. Luckily the Mommies are here to get me through my work day!
Tina's reaction is every woman's real life reaction to the oversexed cool guys
Oh, wait. Was she a great big fat person?
I think that guys issue is that he’s under sexed.
I don't know if anyone else experienced this, but many of the sponsored TH-cam adds I was getting were for Lenovo. By the third one, I was almost peeing 💻😆🤣
So glad to see ymh returning to their roots! Thanks Bob and Cynthia!
Mommy Zempies looking like a cool menthol slim!
Tommy sounds like an R word from Barthelona with that Invithaline
Lmao
"Am I back in public school in milwaukee??" Was an extremely funny joke as a Wisconsinite.
Hate from fellow Wisconsinite
Hate from a FIB right across the border
Once you get past 40...NEVER TRUST A FART!
I don’t think I ever laugh as hard as when tom makes Cristina uncomfortable 😂
The shart heard around the world with Tom Segura and Mitch Hedburg. It's good to see that guy again!
I knew Norm wasn’t dead he’s just finally living his best life eating box all day every day
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this
Christina, your OUTFIT and GLASSES. You are the most beautiful 70s airbrushed painting of a pastel neon sunset.
😍🩵💜🧡♥️
Baby Zollo must have felt such kinship when Tom rolled in with a lisp 😂
Tom 🤜🤛 20-30 year old girls
Falling asleep to true crime docs
54:45 they missed out on the best part! When he was on the phone with 911 he says “I crashed my flying machine” and the operator has to decide if this guy really needs help or if it’s a prank or he’s nuts.
I'm turning into a telescope listening to Tommy Buns lisp
"Naming rithes"
Telethcope
54:25 My Siri asked if she should contact emergency services... I had to shout No! Nooo! No! 😅
Touch my camera thru the fence you chomos! Hope everyone is having a full double pipe classic this week! Stay Glassin’ 😎 🔥 🎸
If I go to someone's house and they tell me I have to dig a hole and pewp in the backyard I'm giving them an upper decker. "I'm just washing my hands... "
christina does a pretty good jordan peterson impression
America: we have an obesity epidemic.
Also America: cook your chicken in 8 sticks of butter.
Butter doesn't make you fat. Sugar and carbs my friend
Hey Siri call 911. "The scream is amazing". Tom is my favorite psycho for sure
😂 the thumbnail with John Amos Tom looks like he has the fake nose glasses on 🤣
Made it a whole 10:20 before Christine mentioned Ozempic
I think Julian and Ellis are gonna be the funniest damn people ever
Either and both would be great stage names too
" introducing - JULIAN SEGURAAAAA!!!!"
The female body builder looks like the shrunkin head from Beetlejuice
And sounds like the four strokes guy
Is that how the little microcephalic black dude from howard stern got his name? Its also beetlejuice
Mommy Jeans Looking ON POINT this Episode🥰😎🍻🤘
when your own assumptions of reality betray you: "once a year, is that the average for sharts?"
TMZ Exclusive... "It"s a rotting steamy morning in central Texas, and were not talking about the weather..."🤣
Tommy channeling Mike Tyson
Athleep and unconthcious at the orthodontitht
That shit's unethethary.
I think you mean Mike Tython!
"Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!" LMAO
1:11:56 This is Joseph, a Lebanese guy from Lebanon and he's all about Kung Fu and spirituality! He's actually a sweet guy and lives with his mom. He says in the video: "In the end the wolf and I became friends, we will always meet in Nature and may God bless everyone."
I thought that video for Tom was OJ before he died lol
Tom thank you, the chick is getting better.
Hate from Mass General Neuro in Boston MA. My brain is already f’ed so I’m using this show to get through my week. Thanks but seriously just Tom for now
Hey guys, I must admit: I am an adult dude who likes Disney. It’s certainly not my personality or anything, but I did grow up in Orlando, and I would have to say Walt Disney really inspired me to become an engineer. To me, the whole venture is about vision.
That being said, these Disney adults do get cringe af
You don’t have to apologize for things you enjoy. Tom and Christina had weirdo parent’s growing up. They enjoy shitting and pissing and other weird shit because they were both stripped of their childhood. Enjoying amusement parks is pretty normal in comparison.
I love that you guys have gotten older but haven't changed. Still keeping it real
SHART YOUR ENGINES
Mommy Tina!! This color looks amazing on you!!
tom touching his nose would be a hell of a drinking game
Hydrogen peroxide and water 50/50 soke in each ear for at least 2 minutes then rinse.
If they're really clogged, gently push the same solution into the ear with a needleless syringe or one of those baby boogers sucker things 7:23
“When you can’t remember your last Shart that means your due.” Luckily I’ll never forget my Covid shart!
43:34 funniest line Cristine as ever spit out 😂
I'm home here now
Hoe me on out
I’ve eaten everything I need to today. Now I can watch YMH.
New drinking game. Shotties when Tom touches his nose.
Or puts both hands way up in the air while describing something/a story
Christina is looking good. That 100 GRAMS Ozimpies is hitting!
I’m upside down farting into my own mouth!….for medical benefits.
The corporate 'Itlay' bit is perfection.
Tina's glasses are the best.❤️😊
No
If I was going to make a YMH Bingo card, Christina saying "I'm gonna fuckin' puke" would definitely be a square
Tom if Christina can’t take the intro videos, there is only one thing to do buddy…….
Lean into it
It's almost like she doesn't know what show she's on? Since when does she react that way to cool guys? That's like the foundation of YMH.
awww bless Tina's heart thinking People magazine know's who she is.
I like those glasses Tina!
Christina hitting that Ozempig life for real
Never realized how similar Christina and Mitch Hedberg look
Massahugetits had me dying
And jack jack cookie nom nom
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good Morning Julia!
Tom’s lisp is absolutely BRUTAL here. I don’t know if I can listen to this whole thing. THTAPLES THENTER
If you’re going to speak with a lisp please leave the room!
The female body builder looks like the shrunken head guy in beetlejuice.
Never took a dump where I needed to raise my shirt
Getting real "couple at the end of the bar bought you this drink" vibes listening to Tom and Tina try to coax Enny out for "adult recess "😅
Get Dr. Phil on the show!!!
meh.
Can’t handle it
I love that we know who you’re actually talking about
@@johnguanciale258I don't really like your attitude right now
Yes
Honestly I would ABSOLUTELY watch a reality series of these two raising their kids. It would have to be real though.
Babies should not be allowed on planes. Last flight I was on, I sat in front of a baby that coughed, cried, and kicked my seat the whole ride home, and I spent the next week and a half getting over a flu. If it were up to me, baby and parents would've gone out the hatch at altitude with a single parachute between them.
NO GUESTS!! YESSSS
I’ll Fart every time someone Likes this Comment!❤♾️
Get the beans ready brother
26 farts in 13 mins big guy!
No way you have farted 28 times in 14 min
Why not shart?
That’s a fart every .51 seconds brother.
I’m a service technician for residential HVAC and my worst nightmare is sharting in a customers home. Even worse if I’m in the crawl space
What ever happened to Ennys hot sauce?!
Took them several years to make vodka. Will be waiting a while
37:47 I'm a grown man "CAN I GET A JACK JACK COOKIE NUM NUM?" and the next treat..... ahaha
I was scrolling comments and read this right as he said it.
I worked in glasses for 15 years. And, in my professional opinion, those glasses are fucking awesome
In my professional opinion, your opinion is shit
No
"I'm Due"! Words to live by!
Get dr phill in please? ......😂
"I'm a grown man, can I get a jacc jacc cookie num num" 🤣🤣🤣
5:36 lol, poor little kid, he probably just has auditory processing disorder 😅
ADHD and differentiating between sounds. It’s adhd.
Could also be impacted earwax. That shit will getcha
@@sophia17853 not likely
@@Papertowels68you do know the comment section your in right?
@@sophia17853 you don’t clean your ears?
Tom, I feel you on the Invisalign! I tried to do it last year. Have to brush and floss teeth after any tiny snack and brush the liners out, the cemented anchors on your teeth cut your lips and cheeks all the time, and if you miss more than a few hours a day they can stop 'tracking' and you have to go back to lower set and start over. I quit once I realized it was a scam. They are moving you teeth, obviously the sockets in your jaw are going to always want to pull your teeth back to their original position. Which means you have to wear those suckers for the rest of your life! Always constantly brushing and cleaning with those cemented anchors on your teeth. F that. I went in and told them they need to grind those anchors off and stop my payments.
"men talking about sex grosses me out" then tells the story about shitting her pants ‼️
Slowly, Slightly and Gently is my new ring tone 😂😂😂
I love going to Disney on mushrooms 🍄
It’s comforting to know that Mitch hedberg is alive and well
Christina looks fireee 🔥🔥🔥
When John Amos' cameo came on I genuinely thought OJ came back from the dead
You guys have a wierd fixation on dentists 😂
Christina rockin' the Mitch Hedberg look proper 😎
the obsession with their own appearance is getting old... Spent too much time in LA.. always talking about Ozempic, getting their blefs done, Invisalign, weight loss...
Spoken like a true poor.
@@Fender0ckreR the poors have more fun though.....