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  • Sarah runs into Jesus in a sandwich shop. ILYA is now streaming on Hulu.
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  • @jsilve1
    @jsilve1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Literally the best thing about this sketch is that Jesus is wearing a House hat

    • @bluestate69
      @bluestate69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just going to say that, but you beat me to it. It was genius. Why was it funny that it was House? That could be a college term paper.

    • @jamessandy5873
      @jamessandy5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Literally" smh

  • @someguy2135
    @someguy2135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He ordered Swiss cheese because...it's holy.

    • @1watchnU2
      @1watchnU2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @aaron5049
      @aaron5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ba-dum tishhhhh

    • @OGMichaelC
      @OGMichaelC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dogma - I get this reference

    • @paxnorth7304
      @paxnorth7304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZING

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With turkey because meat and cheese equals kosher?

  • @billydavidson7571
    @billydavidson7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Sara is still CUTE even though she's in her 40's, Let's face it she's gonna be a CUTE LITTLE OLD LADY SOMEDAY 😊

  • @elieh4077
    @elieh4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    what better person to play Jesus than fred armisen.

    • @SillyWonka
      @SillyWonka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking brilliant

    • @saam6768
      @saam6768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everything he does is perfect.

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mi Scusi!

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably a non-homosexual.

    • @voicebox1184
      @voicebox1184 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't he the guy famous for hanging out with an entourage of all men?

  • @Dr.TJ1
    @Dr.TJ1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Got that from my therapist. Hilarious.

    • @enx2083
      @enx2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean the daddy issues...

  • @xyZenTV
    @xyZenTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What I learned from this is that Jesus takes absolutely forever to order his food.

  • @ualisigwe
    @ualisigwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Actually I turn into coke zero"... that was the point I laughed and farted at thesame time!!

  • @jsilve1
    @jsilve1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    OMG I forgot how terrible TH-cam comment section are!

    • @dnteoso
      @dnteoso 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff Human yeah what was I thinking coming here...

  • @blueconversechucks
    @blueconversechucks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm starting to think that Fred Armisen is on camera every waking moment of his life.

  • @totalt6600
    @totalt6600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Some have always known, Fred is Jesus.

  • @jayczzzya
    @jayczzzya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel Fred was perfect for this role. He is so chill and likeable.

  • @MichaelJShaffer
    @MichaelJShaffer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The House hat!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😊

    • @farshadevil1
      @farshadevil1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was gonna say that 😂😂😂

    • @Freshcornpop
      @Freshcornpop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • @lucideandre
    @lucideandre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That little look at the end was a reeeeally Mel Brooks type of thing.

  • @SillyWonka
    @SillyWonka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its a fucking bit people, laugh! Gobble gobble

  • @tori2dles
    @tori2dles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Jesus just do the Jedi mind trick? LOL.

  • @chasbodaniels1744
    @chasbodaniels1744 ปีที่แล้ว

    Flippin’ fabulous sketch! Writing, acting, cinematography. Two shining gems on display.

  • @ryanandrews6033
    @ryanandrews6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sarah Silverman seems to know everything. Full of knowledge and funny and rich, what else do you need in a woman?

  • @lynnkelley6655
    @lynnkelley6655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Thank you for making me laugh, Sarah Silverman! And Fred Armisen as Jesus? Priceless...

  • @Christian_Sandoval
    @Christian_Sandoval 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jesus watches this video on youtube with adblock on.

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am fucking Jesus, then.
      ...You know, the more I think about it, the more problematic that sentence is....

  • @RoryOConnor
    @RoryOConnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I turn it into coke zero" [aspartame- brain cancer juice]..bad alright !

  • @iBRiDGE380
    @iBRiDGE380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao. Omg. That look when she says "no we ran out of flatbread" hahaha.
    Oh jesus.
    Hahaha

  • @RyanSpringer1984
    @RyanSpringer1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's actually not mine, I got it from my therapist." Hahahahaha

  • @kaktusmusial
    @kaktusmusial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is soo refreshing , like , when people don't understand when you are busy , I coulden' t handle many many situations because i was soo exhausted ,, i just couldent imagine how to act better, although he's over exaggerating a bit, i wonder is that suppose to be a joke or is he one damn funny son of God .

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think he's just another Jedi.

  • @shinbakihanma2749
    @shinbakihanma2749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fred is like the BEST!!! A genius and a legend!!

  • @notbanksy8294
    @notbanksy8294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sure it's been stated, House hat, nice touch.

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the sitting president is not into healing devides, it seems some are pickup after him. Thank you.

    • @memeboi8880
      @memeboi8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly think he can do much they get on to him so much for little things, and they even went after his kid like...

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you guys talking about the lying orange pos who was twice impeached for trashing our Constitution?

  • @johanlai1315
    @johanlai1315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i thing the part about thought and prayer should be spread

    • @johanlai1315
      @johanlai1315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Abad errr... what i mean is the part about the joke. the man playing jesus saying that thought and prayer are the same thing, so why the senate say it like a different things. when chalanged about why they didnt do anything, they will say they did. they give thougth and prayer, but not legal move because they thought of it and leave everything else to god. i think that is hypocritical, so i think this has to be spread so that people aware of this point

    • @johanlai1315
      @johanlai1315 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Volga Wolfhounds LOL! a fucking troll that can only laugh but no opinion. LOL! why dont you say your piece then?

  • @jamesdylan100
    @jamesdylan100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fred is awesome, hahaha, with that house hat... whoever made that call... kudos

  • @geniemememe5936
    @geniemememe5936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where has this show been my whole life?

  • @robrevans4259
    @robrevans4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised I didn't see any comments about how Armisen's portrayal resembles that anthropologist's reconstruction of a typical Jesus-era Galilean.

  • @friendofbeaver6636
    @friendofbeaver6636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wine! Jesus would never drink that franken-pop with a sandwich.

  • @brucemou1
    @brucemou1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dear Jesus, please stop robo calls.

  • @tiffanyblack8755
    @tiffanyblack8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fred Armisen you really are so danged loveable

  • @6kchea663
    @6kchea663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know she's an older woman but dam she's so attractive!!!

  • @dopamineflexin6962
    @dopamineflexin6962 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    GOBBLE GOBBLE, ALRIGHT YOU GOT ME

  • @sartresianez5332
    @sartresianez5332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shout out to the Barista who used to work with Cracked!!

  • @worldforex2005
    @worldforex2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even Jesus is on the Patriots side. Jesus is great on all things.

  • @DrSlinkyWW
    @DrSlinkyWW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesus really carried that.

    • @shanerothery
      @shanerothery 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DrSlinkyWW No duh. Sarah Silverman was the straight man.

  • @zerogoki40
    @zerogoki40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fred Armisen so genius!

  • @jeffharbaugh8683
    @jeffharbaugh8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Budda in a pizza shop, "I'll have one with everything."

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "make me one with everything"
      you obviously told a joke you did not comprehend.
      you ass.

  • @prince_x4119
    @prince_x4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a second I really believed he's Jesus.. Diabolical Acting lol

  • @alliekat85
    @alliekat85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my Jesus

  • @iateyourass
    @iateyourass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, he's almost as preachy as her!

  • @robertfeight1205
    @robertfeight1205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfection.

  • @izmark671
    @izmark671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw Jesus turn the other cheek
    Nice Slap Girl.

  • @fifthape2119
    @fifthape2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always thought that Jesus had bad anger issues -- fig trees, slay them before me, I bring the sword, daughter against her mother, ya know all those things. I figured that in his case it was hereditary (not his fault). Well, Jesus is actually OK! I'm gonna hang out in sandwich shops now and wait for Jesus.

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I 💗 you Jesus!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Wookien
    @Wookien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Preachy

  • @rmas32
    @rmas32 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE YOU SARAH!!!

  • @omermbz
    @omermbz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My two favorite Jews!! Love from Israel

  • @TheHonestPeanut
    @TheHonestPeanut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Left out that condoning slavery thing though. That'd be top of the list for me.

    • @mehjones8008
      @mehjones8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Show us where Jesus said that. I think you pulled that out of your....

    • @TheHonestPeanut
      @TheHonestPeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mehjones8008 ignoring Mathew 5:17 for now, 1 peter 2:18, Ephesians 6:5, Colossians 3:22... Its not hard to find. He was an asshole.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he never condoned slavery.
      imagine trying to deal with this new, destructive thing called "civilization."
      ...and trying to undermine the inherent money worship that goes right along with it.
      ...while not breaking any of the asinine, archaic laws.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well if he didn't condon he totally ignore it

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      true dat, but...
      can't expect *one man* to perpetrate a violent overthrow of the Roman and Zio-Jewish Empires, can you?
      they both *REQUIRE* slavery.

  • @michaelmyles8584
    @michaelmyles8584 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not available in the UK Then.

  • @Blu92777
    @Blu92777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha amazing.

  • @JustLikeHeaven77
    @JustLikeHeaven77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They were right, when they say, you should never meet your heroes. When they die, at your feet, in the end it wasn't me.

  • @Daethaqt3000
    @Daethaqt3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss Queeeeen!

  • @Rexda1e
    @Rexda1e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit, that guy's cool.

  • @mikeyanatomy
    @mikeyanatomy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually i turn it into Coke Zero! Lmao

  • @hurler1348
    @hurler1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope they do more jesus sketches! :D

  • @shawnsimmons1308
    @shawnsimmons1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the House cap.

  • @damianreyesavila3402
    @damianreyesavila3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus in All Book of life in us people on Earth House.⛪️

  • @lancelove9700
    @lancelove9700 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The real scoop is a loop back at anyone who has any button but off or mute.

  • @fe5018
    @fe5018 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, that was delightful. Also, Sarah is ageless.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be all the gentile foreskins keeping her young

  • @ihababdulfatah8295
    @ihababdulfatah8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    we need the inquisition back

  • @elliottgetz8782
    @elliottgetz8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    clevvvver stuff there, clever stuff

  • @shellymercurygaga9164
    @shellymercurygaga9164 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    and he's wearing a House hat!

  • @HappySlayer81
    @HappySlayer81 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I could find the episode of when she did black face. That shit had me laughing so hard.

  • @frelonvert6064
    @frelonvert6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Early nineties, late nineties... it's all the same to me :) The nineties seems to have been the pinnacle of human existence... what a shame.

  • @tomsito365
    @tomsito365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone else get distracted thinking about how they're holding up the line?!

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that kept intruding -- like, how would the people behind them not be raising a stink?

  • @franchoprada9171
    @franchoprada9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yas queen😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Couldn't stop laughing. At everything in this sketch. Fred is just so Jesus.
    So, uh, Jesus is a liberal?
    No wonder people keep stepping on liberals and killing them so easily. Just like they did with Jesus.

  • @brandonclark8736
    @brandonclark8736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lol, love it! Now do Muhammed!

    • @burtonmatterhorn
      @burtonmatterhorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Conchita Mendez do we live in a Christian country? No. So yea, do Muhammad next. I'm thinking Kate McKinnon would be hysterical.

    • @1920F
      @1920F 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burton Matterhorn America is a Christian majority country,more than 70% of people identify as Christians so it is a Christian country in a way and no don't do Mohammed cuz the people who believe in him think it's disrespectful .They don't do it ,you don't do it. Christians are okay with actors playing Jesus and they're the majority in this country while Muslims are not so don't disrespect 1% minority muslims faith that's how it works.Don't fuck with people when you know they don't want you to basic fact.They don't make fun of your prophet you don't make fun of them.That's how it works.

    • @burtonmatterhorn
      @burtonmatterhorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +S R your comment is full of contradictions, speculation, and nonsense. Just like the Koran!

    • @1920F
      @1920F 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burton Matterhorn no actually your comment was full of bullshit just like your brain so that's why I called you out for it.

    • @1920F
      @1920F 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope,not gonna happen and especially after Paris attacks I don't think they'll even try.

  • @shivamjaiswal439
    @shivamjaiswal439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only SNL fans are gonna get this:
    *I.* *AM.* *YOUR.* *MESSIAH!!*

  • @amandamichelletenney
    @amandamichelletenney 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best argument ever on abortion: how can you be "pro-LIFE" if you eat meat...? Animals get tortured for their meat, yet somehow a tiny, unconscious fetus who has no relation to you in any way is somehow more important to fight about...?

  • @user-tr5je2si4p
    @user-tr5je2si4p 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *gobble gobble*

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Jesus can conjure flatbread out of nothing, why not conjure a turkey-and-swiss from nothing? With pickles.

  • @0ptimismPrime
    @0ptimismPrime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hulu is not REALLY like Netflix tho. Netflix is available around the world and something you pay for. Hulu is something only in North America that you pirate.

  • @tylershafer9141
    @tylershafer9141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very convenient how Jesus almost completely agrees with her already. Also it funny how portraying Jesus is okay but you can’t Mohamed.

  • @cherrylregalado375
    @cherrylregalado375 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy moly

  • @sonnyca
    @sonnyca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So much native advertising in each episode. She throws around brand and company names every now and then. No problem there... just saying...

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a practising Christian, but if Jesus is a Patriots fan I'm going to reconsider that. :(

  • @jamessoltis5407
    @jamessoltis5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...did he get that great cheese from the Holy Land on his turkey sandwich? You know, that Cheeses of Nazareth stuff.

  • @plainpawesome
    @plainpawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sarah Silverman, I think you are great. This was full of cool funny elements. Thanks for doing these. I know I am writing in a formal and literal seeming style. This can be read as sarcasm. I assure you that it is not. I swear.

  • @dustyvinyl6687
    @dustyvinyl6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cool. And now do the prophet Mohammed and see the reaction

  • @rickvisentin2159
    @rickvisentin2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After all the great stuff that you and Jesus commented on throughout the sketch, why did you have to end it with a shitty ad for the cola giant.

  • @leendelosreyes9103
    @leendelosreyes9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus cool make a comedy.

  • @john-paulsilke893
    @john-paulsilke893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turkey and cheese, not very kosher.

    • @sirnunez7923
      @sirnunez7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least they didnt cook the meat in the cheese

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should have been a bacon and cheese sandwich with a lobster roll on the side, extra melted butter.

  • @jakobhuber8402
    @jakobhuber8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    and honestly this is the stuff i like to watch. there are about 1000 comics on tv who tell me that trump = bad and liberals = good... i think i got it, more comedy like that video please

  • @nelspotts5311
    @nelspotts5311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This style of comedy is done. Neurotic sociology has been beaten into the ground.

    • @mehjones8008
      @mehjones8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This show is lame, every episode I watch

    • @plainpawesome
      @plainpawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe for you... I still like it...

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im no bishop or priest, but shouldn’t Jesus technically look brown and Middle-Eastern cause that’s in a sense where Bethlehem is situated? 🧐

  • @kevwiz369
    @kevwiz369 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I guess that's not so bad. Could have been more offensive. Considering she is Jewish and he is an atheist.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    But would he really order turkey with Swiss? As far as I know, he was a Kosher Jew, and would not mix meat and dairy.

  • @ImmaChiaotzu1
    @ImmaChiaotzu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought Sarah was Jewish.

  • @jesushatesyoutoo
    @jesushatesyoutoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ Jews having a chat

  • @nickparadissis5511
    @nickparadissis5511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Moltonvac

  • @shelholl4moloweeatwh
    @shelholl4moloweeatwh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus doesn't equate a baby with a bug.... And real prayer is not "calling God up." It's about confession and realigning ...

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prayers is also for celebration, praise, Thanksgiving, and joy, love, hope, and trust

    • @shelholl4moloweeatwh
      @shelholl4moloweeatwh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      absolutely Max Ramos

  • @jakobhuber8402
    @jakobhuber8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i too like drinking coke zero

  • @NightBazaar
    @NightBazaar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda looks like Frank Zappa.

  • @willforrhall
    @willforrhall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why doesn’t she mess with Mohamed

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She does-- kind of. Check this out: th-cam.com/video/1WGYOsL5XNU/w-d-xo.html

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did. Click the link above!

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right, you're one of those guys.

    • @JosafatConcepcion
      @JosafatConcepcion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh she does... well she doesn't really mess with them, nothing offensive, only offensive to bigots.

    • @tobiasmacgillicuty1525
      @tobiasmacgillicuty1525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's easy to pick on the christians because we are forgiving than the rest. Jesus said we would be persecuted for our beliefs. She is doing mildly but still she is mocking Jesus because she doesn't believe.

  • @hopesy12u4
    @hopesy12u4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This makes me uncomfortable.