As expected, demonetized! I did put a lot of effort into this though so a donation of any kind would be appreciated, whether Patreon or a super comment or whatever theyre called these days. 🫦
🦉🤙✨ Thanks so much for all the support ; this has been crazy!! I absolutely plan on continuing that as a series, with a mix of some that are more naturalistic and some that are..... less so >v< I hope I can at least somehow make it entertaining regardless LOL we'll see Congrats to the other winners!! Yall deserved it ❤ so much hard work put in this year
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the circus was coming. Second, there was a part of it-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that judged a language I voted for. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
Aaaaaaaa sobbing?!?!?! Thank you so much I can’t believe it I’m so happy you so enjoyed my silly pigeon language :’O Everyone’s entries this year were just amazing!!! So much skill and effort on display here good grief, congratulations to all entrants fr fr And to the judges that’s so much complex content to consider. Your poor brains. Rest thyselves, vegetate a while . Also, addendum regarding some of the comments I saw etc.: - There are over 340 species of pigeon, but the language only concerns itself with one: the domesticated rock dove (aka city pigeon, feral pigeon, “flying rat” /derogatory). They come in many colours and patterns because their ancestors were bred for show, and they’ve since reproduced at random - I didn’t learn how to catch and handle pigeons for the conlang itself. I’d already learnt for rescue purposes, but the experiences I’d had and love I found tending the birds was what inspired the concept in the first place - No, that isn’t what I actually sound like, but I do know people who unironically speak that way, probably because they live in Surrey - Palomacy is the term for pigeon fancy, and each bord is formed from two pigeons - a di-palomatic unit. I just wanted to make sure that joke landed somewhere okay - Seriously though I cannot adequately express my gratitude - Go hand-feed your local pigeons people the beaks don’t hurt and they are harmless and so sweet and so fluffy and soft when they bob up against you - Love is stored in the pigeon and they get so much undeserved vitriol from people when they’re just doing what we spent five millennia breeding them to do - Plushie plans are underway as we speak
0:00 Introduction 5:01 CURSED SESSION 1 - 6:22 FOOL - 7:25 Beatboxer's Creole by Pint Sized Kiwi - 16:23 Proto-Antarctic by Longan Nguyen - 53:02 ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ by JRG - 1:07:14 Shavorese by Zzineohp - 1:29:31 STARMOK by Lichen the Fictioneer (Disney Bonk) - 1:54:18 Grapherit by Asher (watch the original video for this one folks, visuals are completely dead) 2:09:15 Intermission 1: ŋatreon + channel ŋembership plug 2:11:00 CURSED SESSION 2 - 2:11:53 Kornish by Doktor_Kitten - 2:41:30 Every Sound is a Poem by Cleversand - 2:53:23 Project Wedge by EdgeTame -- 3:02:59 Wedge Translation of AgmaSchwa Copypasta -- 3:06:15 TokiPona Plot Twist 3:09:12 CURSED SESSION 3 - 3:10:00 Tamarian by Paco -- 3:28:12 This Language Actually Has No Verbs -- 3:40:02 Modern Twilight -- 3:40:51 Mytho-Historical Twilight -- 3:42:15 Folkloric Twilight -- 3:44:47 Original Creation Story - 3:48:02 Hkerr by Quinn - 4:33:18 Oh no the power - 4:35:14 The Dumpster came back - 4:36:56 Operation Dip(a)lomacy by Dorian (🥈) -- 4:49:43 We want Dip(a)lomatic Plushies! 5:03:10 Intermission 2: Djogawa Djororx Plug + A Guide to Arodjun Plug 5:05:22 CURSED SESSION 4 - 5:05:49 Ŋðiwəŋa by Antiphony - 5:31:58 ##000114811A*0034#5344A#C*004375 (811) by Annwan -- 5:52:07 ZeWei wants a breakbeat under this (live chat) - 5:53:10 New Atlantean by Averyn (🥉) - 6:26:10 Sanåpăoj-må by Ory - 6:39:14 Atlantean by Rhea Dawn -- 6:50:28 Proto-Human Sample -- 6:56:50 Atlantean Sample 6:57:44 Intermission 3: Conlanger Census Plug 6:58:47 CURSED SESSION 5 - 6:59:13 AHL: A Human Language by Tycho (better to watch it here, one of the judges is familiar with programming) - 7:39:19 !!!!!!! By MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE - 7:59:30 Speedtalk by Science Meets Fiction -- 8:34:17 SoMEπ was the original goal (If you're looking at this, I still want the detailed error correction video :3) - 8:41:17 Brexit-Geezer by Tom Coolery 8:55:36 Intermission 4: The Velar Nasal/Humans by Day, Racoons by Night Plug 8:57:03 Bonus Ætérnal/Sirraide Patreon Plug 8:58:08 CURSED SESSION 6 - 8:58:29 Franco-Enochian by Stephen Kramer (🗿📖) - 9:30:50 Entangled Hypoanalytic Language by CaesiumFox (I can't type that language name) - 9:41:35 Gobbo Gob by Richard III (📖) -- 9:53:28 The Ringmaster Himself Appears! - 10:03:47 Basque-Whale Pidgin by Babelingua (🗿) - 10:13:00 O'eaiā by ZeWei (🥇) -- 10:28:24 "Palm Tree Japanese" - Agma Schwa -- 10:35:23 THE TRANSLATION'S A BOP! 🔥 - 10:37:14 Esperan2 by Wasato - 10:46:47 ɲaɲa the Positional Agglutinative Inflectional Neolanguage by Nulli (She/They) - 11:01:10 Droukha by Shadriarch - 11:23:17 Saj by TheZipCreator -- 11:49:44 No Perms for Gleam by Sevish 11:53:37 Final Results
Observations: If I had a nickel for every time a Conlanger used Astrology as a grammatical component in this Circus, I'd have Two Nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice. If I had a nickel for every time a furry presented a deeply entertaining Cloŋ during this Circus, I'd have two nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice. If I had a nickel for every time I got to use the Two Nickels meme about this video, I'd have two nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice. If I had a quarter for every video in this circus that claimed to have no Verbs, only to have verbs wearing Groucho Marx glasses, I could probably buy myself a candy bar or something. If I had a dollar for every Cloŋ in this circus that claimed to have no Verbs, and actually not have verbs, I'd have one dollar.
Agma Schwa, I’m so honored to have won the story award and to have won 7th overall! All of your reactions made my day and I’m super happy that you guys enjoyed my conlang so much! I love linguistics so much, and you were a huge inspiration along my conlanging journey. Again, thank you!
My very dear friend is the one behind Operation Dip(a)lomacy and he worked so incredibly hard on it! Dorian is so passionate about caring and advocating for local birds and it's very admirable. He introduced me to the world of conlangs a while back now and it's so awesome to see his project get so much love!!
GG guys (I haven't watched the livestream yet), we all played well. Here's some suggestions Agma Schwa: Give names to the texts (Other than Text 1, Text 2), (e.g. Twilight text, Agumashuya text) Set a time limit of 20 minutes (if it was too harsh for you) (you don't have to if you don't want to)
0.0 I’m so honoured to have made it among the top three, I did not expect that, thank you so much! And congratulations to the second and first place and the honourable mentions.
I love how Proto-Antarctic has so many ridiculous little touches/logical conclusions to be reached (some of which I don't think were even touched on in the video) that aren't in your face and also aren't necessary to be aware of in order to grasp the level of cursedness, but upon becoming aware of really hammer home how unhinged every aspect is.
29:20 It doesn't make sense from a "polar" perspective, but "East Antarctica" and "West Antarctica" are actually a thing. East Antarctica is south of the Indian Ocean, in the "Eastern Hemisphere" (east of the Prime Meridian) West Antarctica is south of the Americas, in the "Western Hemisphere" (west of the Prime Meridian), and they are separated by the Transantarctic Mountains. So while it doesn't make sense technically, it does make sense from a human cultural perspective.
Yes recording the translation for nyanya took hours, ended up with over an 1,5 of footage and most of what I've said has been spliced together from 3 different takes and yea idk what caused the blood taste in my mouth but I had like 3 days to make the video b4 the deadline and I couldn't let silly things like my body breaking down slow me down
Although we didn't place as highly as we wanted, this event gave us the chance to cultivate our skills and hang out with our friends while we put together our video. Thank you for putting this event together, Agma, Ætérnal, et al. Congratulations to everyone who made the top 10 and to the honorable mentions!
it’s good to see how much the people love Graham Handcrotch and his bollard! I can confirm that my story has become the new Town Fact, so we’ll have to wait for a new mayor to come in before we get a new one. The weird vowel transcription I used is Sinological notation, which I use (like many other linguists) for true low central and true mid vowels, rather than dumb IPA shit like [e̞]. I honestly didn’t even think about it coz I use that kinda notation in my day-to-day.
Welcome, the the AMAZING CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS My name is ŋə, I'm your cloŋmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING cloŋs you've ever laid your ears upon!
I was really shocked Franco-Enochian didn't win best proto-lang but then it got the best proto-lang+story award and then it made sense. XD To be honest though, there were so many submissions that were just so so so good! (As much as I love Gobbo Gob, I was hoping Tamarian would win best story award that one was just *chef's kiss*.)
Captains Log: t-minus 119 minutes until the third doomsday The ballad of Santaa still haunts me to this day, and I expect only greater horrors to await us as the Circus arrives once again. May the greater powers save us and our ears from the Showmaster and his tricks.
Well, guys, we have waited, and now we are getting the horrifically cursed cloŋ circus finals this year as promised. Can’t wait to see which cloŋs got in and their judgement (including mine lol). ŋə be with ye.
Well looks like either it was disqualified or a significant proportion of its viewers didn’t actually know about the ccc3… or too many people just skipped it idk
ah my favorite day of the year. time to spend an inexcusable amount of time watching a bunch of people react to linguistic shitposts which they understand far better than i do (session 5 eyeball gang)
I caught about half of this live, this is one wild ride. Nguh and his crew identified cursed details that I never considered. Shame that Ribrakyt didn't get in, at least three of my other favs did. OTOH, surprised that IO the 7 World Language Beyond comprehension didn't get in the top 30 despite its many views. I suppose it mostly attracted the non-linguistics crowd, or perhaps it was just TWO cursed.
I get the distinct impression that the judges are unclear on the distinction between semantic functional categories and morphosyntactic categories. Your language has predication, but that doesn't mean it must accomplish predication with verbs. Your language has anaphora, but that doesn't mean it must encode anaphora in a distinct class of pronouns. Probably all natlangs do use verbs, but several natlangs are seriously argued to lack pronouns.
I feel like Saj got the short end of the stick. Definitely one of the most creative submissions, although admittedly it didn't really fit the theme. Maybe an honorable mention category for outliers like that should be included next time?
behold the Cursed Conlang Circus! The only circus where YOU are the clown 🤡 for willingly subjecting yourself to it! Bonus clown points if you submitted or judged the clongs
[Hittin' da video] Come to think about it, I've never actually seen one of the many, many brilliant submissions crowned as the victor. [sees the video is 12 fecking hours long] ...and I doubt I will this time around. Hope it's the cyber trees one! That was my favourite.
i've been meaning to fix my patreon username cus the stress is actually on the first syllable, not the second lol eh i think i'll remove the pronunciation altogether
Me watching tons of your "talking head" videos, "I wonder if he's autistic". Me seeing his whole body moving and stimming while trying to go off a script, "oh he's definitely autistic." lol
Hey Nguh, I want to file a small complaint about the voting system. There could be a fantastic video out there, but it won't be voted on because not enough people see it to even vote on it. There should be a more fair way, where maybe the like to view ratio counts instead, so it can be judged on how much people like it and not how many people saw it. Just a thought though. The most cursed thing about this circus is the biased democracy
Wenedyk and Brithenig inspired me to create welsh slavic (or "ieug llywesg", from *jęzỳkъ slověnьskъ). Here is the Lord's Prayer: Nai Oeth, coi es ny w yd nefau, chwenty twy ifen, Pridy twy crolewsw, bonty twy wal ny yd hefl ac w yd nef. Daedd dw fy dethai nai llef soddin, I oddfwsaef dw fy nai dwlgydd, ac y oddfwseifim mydeg i’m dwlgfwsiau. I nae waddy my dw ichweniei, all iffawy fy idd llw. Amen.
As expected, demonetized! I did put a lot of effort into this though so a donation of any kind would be appreciated, whether Patreon or a super comment or whatever theyre called these days. 🫦
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@@Ezkanohra Lol good catch! thanks haha
Demon enticed?
Why demonetized? ):
Good question.
🦉🤙✨
Thanks so much for all the support ; this has been crazy!!
I absolutely plan on continuing that as a series, with a mix of some that are more naturalistic and some that are..... less so >v< I hope I can at least somehow make it entertaining regardless LOL we'll see
Congrats to the other winners!! Yall deserved it ❤ so much hard work put in this year
@@getoutofZEWEI Glad you won! I was rooting for you my fellow birb.
Congratulations, you're Big Lang now
@@getoutofZEWEI Congratulations!
Yayayayayaay!!!:3
@@Mire-Drive Rooting? Heh
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the circus was coming. Second, there was a part of it-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that judged a language I voted for. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
Aaaaaaaa sobbing?!?!?! Thank you so much I can’t believe it I’m so happy you so enjoyed my silly pigeon language :’O
Everyone’s entries this year were just amazing!!! So much skill and effort on display here good grief, congratulations to all entrants fr fr
And to the judges that’s so much complex content to consider. Your poor brains. Rest thyselves, vegetate a while
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Also, addendum regarding some of the comments I saw etc.:
- There are over 340 species of pigeon, but the language only concerns itself with one: the domesticated rock dove (aka city pigeon, feral pigeon, “flying rat” /derogatory). They come in many colours and patterns because their ancestors were bred for show, and they’ve since reproduced at random
- I didn’t learn how to catch and handle pigeons for the conlang itself. I’d already learnt for rescue purposes, but the experiences I’d had and love I found tending the birds was what inspired the concept in the first place
- No, that isn’t what I actually sound like, but I do know people who unironically speak that way, probably because they live in Surrey
- Palomacy is the term for pigeon fancy, and each bord is formed from two pigeons - a di-palomatic unit. I just wanted to make sure that joke landed somewhere okay
- Seriously though I cannot adequately express my gratitude
- Go hand-feed your local pigeons people the beaks don’t hurt and they are harmless and so sweet and so fluffy and soft when they bob up against you
- Love is stored in the pigeon and they get so much undeserved vitriol from people when they’re just doing what we spent five millennia breeding them to do
- Plushie plans are underway as we speak
PLUSHES??
PLUSHIES!!!
OMG plushies real?? And yeah, seriously, I love pigeons
@ Good!!! More people should!!!!!
I very much appreciate the explanation of the pun. That's delightful!
0:00 Introduction
5:01 CURSED SESSION 1
- 6:22 FOOL
- 7:25 Beatboxer's Creole by Pint Sized Kiwi
- 16:23 Proto-Antarctic by Longan Nguyen
- 53:02 ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ by JRG
- 1:07:14 Shavorese by Zzineohp
- 1:29:31 STARMOK by Lichen the Fictioneer (Disney Bonk)
- 1:54:18 Grapherit by Asher (watch the original video for this one folks, visuals are completely dead)
2:09:15 Intermission 1: ŋatreon + channel ŋembership plug
2:11:00 CURSED SESSION 2
- 2:11:53 Kornish by Doktor_Kitten
- 2:41:30 Every Sound is a Poem by Cleversand
- 2:53:23 Project Wedge by EdgeTame
-- 3:02:59 Wedge Translation of AgmaSchwa Copypasta
-- 3:06:15 TokiPona Plot Twist
3:09:12 CURSED SESSION 3
- 3:10:00 Tamarian by Paco
-- 3:28:12 This Language Actually Has No Verbs
-- 3:40:02 Modern Twilight
-- 3:40:51 Mytho-Historical Twilight
-- 3:42:15 Folkloric Twilight
-- 3:44:47 Original Creation Story
- 3:48:02 Hkerr by Quinn
- 4:33:18 Oh no the power
- 4:35:14 The Dumpster came back
- 4:36:56 Operation Dip(a)lomacy by Dorian (🥈)
-- 4:49:43 We want Dip(a)lomatic Plushies!
5:03:10 Intermission 2: Djogawa Djororx Plug + A Guide to Arodjun Plug
5:05:22 CURSED SESSION 4
- 5:05:49 Ŋðiwəŋa by Antiphony
- 5:31:58 ##000114811A*0034#5344A#C*004375 (811) by Annwan
-- 5:52:07 ZeWei wants a breakbeat under this (live chat)
- 5:53:10 New Atlantean by Averyn (🥉)
- 6:26:10 Sanåpăoj-må by Ory
- 6:39:14 Atlantean by Rhea Dawn
-- 6:50:28 Proto-Human Sample
-- 6:56:50 Atlantean Sample
6:57:44 Intermission 3: Conlanger Census Plug
6:58:47 CURSED SESSION 5
- 6:59:13 AHL: A Human Language by Tycho (better to watch it here, one of the judges is familiar with programming)
- 7:39:19 !!!!!!! By MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE
- 7:59:30 Speedtalk by Science Meets Fiction
-- 8:34:17 SoMEπ was the original goal (If you're looking at this, I still want the detailed error correction video :3)
- 8:41:17 Brexit-Geezer by Tom Coolery
8:55:36 Intermission 4: The Velar Nasal/Humans by Day, Racoons by Night Plug
8:57:03 Bonus Ætérnal/Sirraide Patreon Plug
8:58:08 CURSED SESSION 6
- 8:58:29 Franco-Enochian by Stephen Kramer (🗿📖)
- 9:30:50 Entangled Hypoanalytic Language by CaesiumFox (I can't type that language name)
- 9:41:35 Gobbo Gob by Richard III (📖)
-- 9:53:28 The Ringmaster Himself Appears!
- 10:03:47 Basque-Whale Pidgin by Babelingua (🗿)
- 10:13:00 O'eaiā by ZeWei (🥇)
-- 10:28:24 "Palm Tree Japanese" - Agma Schwa
-- 10:35:23 THE TRANSLATION'S A BOP! 🔥
- 10:37:14 Esperan2 by Wasato
- 10:46:47 ɲaɲa the Positional Agglutinative Inflectional Neolanguage by Nulli (She/They)
- 11:01:10 Droukha by Shadriarch
- 11:23:17 Saj by TheZipCreator
-- 11:49:44 No Perms for Gleam by Sevish
11:53:37 Final Results
Observations:
If I had a nickel for every time a Conlanger used Astrology as a grammatical component in this Circus, I'd have Two Nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
If I had a nickel for every time a furry presented a deeply entertaining Cloŋ during this Circus, I'd have two nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
If I had a nickel for every time I got to use the Two Nickels meme about this video, I'd have two nickels. It isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened twice.
If I had a quarter for every video in this circus that claimed to have no Verbs, only to have verbs wearing Groucho Marx glasses, I could probably buy myself a candy bar or something.
If I had a dollar for every Cloŋ in this circus that claimed to have no Verbs, and actually not have verbs, I'd have one dollar.
danke schoen
@@abarette_Danker Schain!
Agma Schwa, I’m so honored to have won the story award and to have won 7th overall! All of your reactions made my day and I’m super happy that you guys enjoyed my conlang so much! I love linguistics so much, and you were a huge inspiration along my conlanging journey. Again, thank you!
I wonder if this “Aghma Shwa” character will use any hit music by The Velar Nasal this time. 🤔
I wonder if the hit music video 'The bite of 87' by CG5 will appear
Ağma Şwa
We see you, Robby.
ZA WEI
ZA WEI
ZA WEI
This
ZA WEI
*Ze
ZA WEI
Birber
My very dear friend is the one behind Operation Dip(a)lomacy and he worked so incredibly hard on it! Dorian is so passionate about caring and advocating for local birds and it's very admirable. He introduced me to the world of conlangs a while back now and it's so awesome to see his project get so much love!!
JOHN I SEE YOU YOU’RE SO SWEET I’M GONNA GET A GODDAMN CAVITY
GG guys (I haven't watched the livestream yet), we all played well.
Here's some suggestions Agma Schwa:
Give names to the texts (Other than Text 1, Text 2), (e.g. Twilight text, Agumashuya text)
Set a time limit of 20 minutes (if it was too harsh for you) (you don't have to if you don't want to)
All made possible by magic mushrooms in our early ancestors’ digestive tracks.
0.0
I’m so honoured to have made it among the top three, I did not expect that, thank you so much!
And congratulations to the second and first place and the honourable mentions.
Your conlang was amazing!
@ Thanks a lot, I appreciate it! ^^
I love how Proto-Antarctic has so many ridiculous little touches/logical conclusions to be reached (some of which I don't think were even touched on in the video) that aren't in your face and also aren't necessary to be aware of in order to grasp the level of cursedness, but upon becoming aware of really hammer home how unhinged every aspect is.
Hoping to see the one with 600 prounouns
the starfield pronouns guy would die immediately lmao
take thatr ,,, elon musk ,
They got first place!
Gotta love how the comments pop following the length of the video, truly the circus of all langs
zewei’s conlang, its something like o’eiāei
29:20 It doesn't make sense from a "polar" perspective, but "East Antarctica" and "West Antarctica" are actually a thing. East Antarctica is south of the Indian Ocean, in the "Eastern Hemisphere" (east of the Prime Meridian) West Antarctica is south of the Americas, in the "Western Hemisphere" (west of the Prime Meridian), and they are separated by the Transantarctic Mountains. So while it doesn't make sense technically, it does make sense from a human cultural perspective.
Yes recording the translation for nyanya took hours, ended up with over an 1,5 of footage and most of what I've said has been spliced together from 3 different takes and yea idk what caused the blood taste in my mouth but I had like 3 days to make the video b4 the deadline and I couldn't let silly things like my body breaking down slow me down
I hope O’eaiā wins so ŋə won't be sent to the Eternal Flame.
VOICED VELAR NASAL
MID CENTRAL UNROUNDED VOWEL
Why is the reaction for Grapherit just a black screen? I really would have liked to actually see what is being talked about...
Although we didn't place as highly as we wanted, this event gave us the chance to cultivate our skills and hang out with our friends while we put together our video. Thank you for putting this event together, Agma,
Ætérnal, et al. Congratulations to everyone who made the top 10 and to the honorable mentions!
Ye did amazing! Thank ye for making such a great story and video!
@@I_Love_Learning That's so nice-thank you for watching!
Very glad to be featured in Wasato's Esperan2 segment!! Great video!
YOOOOO, MOM! I WAS HERE!!! THE WISE MYTHICAL MAN SPEAKS ONCE AGAIN
Well, that's my one aknowledgement by a star this lifetime. Kinda wished it would be someone else.
it’s good to see how much the people love Graham Handcrotch and his bollard! I can confirm that my story has become the new Town Fact, so we’ll have to wait for a new mayor to come in before we get a new one.
The weird vowel transcription I used is Sinological notation, which I use (like many other linguists) for true low central and true mid vowels, rather than dumb IPA shit like [e̞]. I honestly didn’t even think about it coz I use that kinda notation in my day-to-day.
Welcome, the the AMAZING CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS
My name is ŋə, I'm your cloŋmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING cloŋs you've ever laid your ears upon!
I was really shocked Franco-Enochian didn't win best proto-lang but then it got the best proto-lang+story award and then it made sense. XD To be honest though, there were so many submissions that were just so so so good! (As much as I love Gobbo Gob, I was hoping Tamarian would win best story award that one was just *chef's kiss*.)
Hark! the circus is coming
and we shall fear it
PEOPLE WANT PIGEON PLUSHIES I WILL MAKE THE PLUSHIES REAL
DO ITTT
I love Operation Dip(a)lomacy so much
@ I’m so glad!!!!!!!!! :D
6:41:20 "Pama-Nguyen"!? is that the macro-language family between northeastern Australian and Vietnamese languages?
Didn’t think I’d get into this, also pretty crazy I was the first one shown. Thanks Big Schwa.
Who else here is already working on a conlang for the 4th circus?
ME
yup
yes
i got the 5th ready. (lies)
me
Captains Log: t-minus 119 minutes until the third doomsday
The ballad of Santaa still haunts me to this day, and I expect only greater horrors to await us as the Circus arrives once again. May the greater powers save us and our ears from the Showmaster and his tricks.
Well, guys, we have waited, and now we are getting the horrifically cursed cloŋ circus finals this year as promised. Can’t wait to see which cloŋs got in and their judgement (including mine lol). ŋə be with ye.
hey it's the guy who made IO
I hope IO gets at least in finals, it was definetely my favorite one
im sorry for ur loss...
Well looks like either it was disqualified or a significant proportion of its viewers didn’t actually know about the ccc3… or too many people just skipped it idk
EVERYONE STAY CALM THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
this is patrick
That's my kind of dentist.
ah my favorite day of the year. time to spend an inexcusable amount of time watching a bunch of people react to linguistic shitposts which they understand far better than i do
(session 5 eyeball gang)
It has come down to this.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
im going to go insane if zewei doesnt win this...
anyway ill maybe participate in CCC4 if my time will ever let me
I caught about half of this live, this is one wild ride. Nguh and his crew identified cursed details that I never considered. Shame that Ribrakyt didn't get in, at least three of my other favs did. OTOH, surprised that IO the 7 World Language Beyond comprehension didn't get in the top 30 despite its many views. I suppose it mostly attracted the non-linguistics crowd, or perhaps it was just TWO cursed.
same...
I get the distinct impression that the judges are unclear on the distinction between semantic functional categories and morphosyntactic categories. Your language has predication, but that doesn't mean it must accomplish predication with verbs. Your language has anaphora, but that doesn't mean it must encode anaphora in a distinct class of pronouns. Probably all natlangs do use verbs, but several natlangs are seriously argued to lack pronouns.
Although, if you believe David Gil, some dialects of Indonesian *might* actually lack verbs.
In fairness to the judges, the vast majority of supposedly verbless conlangs *do* have verbs.
the agma schwa himself didn't even bother to pronounce «C’haúr Súy’î B’hónó C’hávcáy’rô» smh
Sign me up to be a judge next year, Agma; I'm not doing this again.
Curse Clang Circle
clang C compiler reference ???
Oh boy, the coissed conlang soicus is back in town!
4:28:10 im so glad i voted no. 1 for this
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
why did holy do that to shit
I feel like Saj got the short end of the stick. Definitely one of the most creative submissions, although admittedly it didn't really fit the theme. Maybe an honorable mention category for outliers like that should be included next time?
behold the Cursed Conlang Circus! The only circus where YOU are the clown 🤡 for willingly subjecting yourself to it! Bonus clown points if you submitted or judged the clongs
Just came back from watching this and, wow, just wow
Could you reveal the results of the online voting?
Æternal said in discord they will not be doing it
[Hittin' da video]
Come to think about it, I've never actually seen one of the many, many brilliant submissions crowned as the victor.
[sees the video is 12 fecking hours long]
...and I doubt I will this time around. Hope it's the cyber trees one! That was my favourite.
“hello”
-Home Alone
"put your hand on a hot stove for a minute"
-Albert Einstein
o'eaiā!!! 🎉🔥
also AHL!!! and dip(a)lomacy!!!
And so it begins
Insanely peak. Truly ŋ
There are 16,500 of us, guys, we could stop him if we all teamed up
12 hours? Now this is something I can put in the background while doing my daily life
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Not working both 28th amd 29th which os famtastic
Hey ŋə, what if I wanted to put 2 conlangs in one video? Would that be valid?
IO not here sadge
Next year you gotta have an honourable mentions section
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also: we love you Ætérnal
i've been meaning to fix my patreon username cus the stress is actually on the first syllable, not the second lol
eh i think i'll remove the pronunciation altogether
Me watching tons of your "talking head" videos, "I wonder if he's autistic". Me seeing his whole body moving and stimming while trying to go off a script, "oh he's definitely autistic." lol
FINALLY
We love Ætérnal!
LETSGO
is this gonna be prerecorded
Yes, it's a premiere. The video is probably already done
Hey Nguh, I want to file a small complaint about the voting system. There could be a fantastic video out there, but it won't be voted on because not enough people see it to even vote on it. There should be a more fair way, where maybe the like to view ratio counts instead, so it can be judged on how much people like it and not how many people saw it. Just a thought though.
The most cursed thing about this circus is the biased democracy
I feel like some people did not watch the whole playlist when voting during the first round, but all video that could get voted on were in a playlist
Im scared... But intrigued.
Cursed Clong Circuit
WTIF - You Watch Language Video
@@dedifanani8658yes
@@WTIF2025😏
Lesgoo!!
At least one AZ plant was reviewed during the making of this video
Was IO disqualified?
anyways I am hyped as fuck for this
Why was there a black screen during Grapherit?
Something must have glitched in the render or something; in such a huge video it must have slipped. I’ll see if I can swap the file in a few days
8:27:36 null pronoun dereference, conversation crashes
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YEEEEEES
HELLLL YEEEEEAHHHH
MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!
Circus H Y P E ! ! !
44:16 the Crimean Man was a furry all along!
clong blong… blangie clangie !!
10:32:18 Agma's face
Why is this in WTIF premiere-athon
Yep... These conlangs sure are cursed.
5 DAYS
Imagine someone put their tongue in the nasal cavity and made a conlang out of it.
i was going to start a riot but at least o'eaia won
I'm gonna stay camping here in the comments for 4 days
How is this in the FG marathon playlist? Did he cheat his way in there?
@@ashleycampbell8380 idk, it’s not fictional googology so it should just be a bonus video
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The beatbox language should use a metronome 😅
oh no
Epicsauce
damn I missed the stream
O'EAIA SWEEP!!!!
Yoiooooooooo
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Wenedyk and Brithenig inspired me to create welsh slavic (or "ieug llywesg", from *jęzỳkъ slověnьskъ).
Here is the Lord's Prayer:
Nai Oeth,
coi es ny w yd nefau,
chwenty twy ifen,
Pridy twy crolewsw,
bonty twy wal ny yd hefl ac w yd nef.
Daedd dw fy dethai nai llef soddin,
I oddfwsaef dw fy nai dwlgydd,
ac y oddfwseifim mydeg i’m dwlgfwsiau.
I nae waddy my dw ichweniei,
all iffawy fy idd llw.
Amen.
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eat the soup