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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2021
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  • @SuperCrackhead5
    @SuperCrackhead5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4821

    CEO had the biggest case of post nut clarity of all time.

    • @Sdfc2136
      @Sdfc2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Keep my name out ya mouth

    • @devonfletcher4729
      @devonfletcher4729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see you found that Onion article too lol

    • @dragonlord1225
      @dragonlord1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Made me laugh. But which moment exactly did the clarity set in. When they were banning it or when they reversed the ban?🤔

    • @im_theodore
      @im_theodore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting... 🤔

  • @PhobiaMaria
    @PhobiaMaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9005

    "They put a shotgun on their ass and pulled The trigger"
    Language truly is a blessing

    • @EthanRadell
      @EthanRadell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      The way he strings shit together is subtle genius lol

    • @harrytruman9567
      @harrytruman9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@EthanRadell I could literally listen to this guy talk about random bullshit for hours and it's hilarious

    • @DickotheClown
      @DickotheClown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Single shot, double barrel, pump action....?

    • @NotinEzugo
      @NotinEzugo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@harrytruman9567 Same

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only now that I'm reading it I'm starting to imagine it and imagine it like some weird 70's cartoon

  • @justsomeguywithascarf8809
    @justsomeguywithascarf8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    OnlyFans: Where am I?
    Tumblr: *So you're finally awake* !

    • @thevillagehiddeninthememes1836
      @thevillagehiddeninthememes1836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @surrendersiah9149
      @surrendersiah9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      “Get your ass up soldier, we have a city to burn”

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i know this is a joke, but tumblr is still very much alive. i dont understand why everyone says its dead

    • @vikkil8804
      @vikkil8804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@robin_ch it’s pretty dead compared to how it was before. There’s way better social platforms now which have way more users

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vikkil8804 yeah, i suppose so. maybe i just have a bias, as tumblr is my main social media lol

  • @captainsponge7825
    @captainsponge7825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6923

    OnlyFans CEO be like: we do a little trolling *almost destroys his entire company with one insanely stupid and random decision*

    • @thenasadude6878
      @thenasadude6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      This little manouver is going to cost us countless users

    • @cinnamonsunshine9653
      @cinnamonsunshine9653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me and u are twinning. This is my kind of comment

    • @shadedproductions4956
      @shadedproductions4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A true mad lad.

    • @TheRandompaint
      @TheRandompaint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's not his fault the banks backing them and running their transactions made them or risk losing funding

    • @k_pler
      @k_pler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did a little trolling 😔

  • @wetwaredistributor6770
    @wetwaredistributor6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5482

    Onlyfans held a gun to their head, safety off, screamed that they were going to do it until the police, their family, and their friends all showed up to beg them not to go through with it. They looked them all dead in the eyes, said their goodbyes and then pulled the trigger... And out of the barrel popped a little flag with some confetti. The flag says "jk lmao"

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      @KY5 [9th Main Account] wtf is wrong with you

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING IN HEAVEN PEACEFULLY LMAAAOOOO

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @KY5 [9th Main Account] imagine being you

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Just Dope just not dope at all

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@FinnishCrystal HES VIBING IN THE STARS WOOOO

  • @guyman8511
    @guyman8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13500

    Onlyfans CEO probably experienced post nut clarity.

  • @deadcata1yst428
    @deadcata1yst428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    I didn't even know that onlyfans wasn't for porn, I legit thought it was made for porn only.

    • @alkaliaurange
      @alkaliaurange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      There's softcore stuff, which I don't think would've been banned. That's what some of the high-profile, celebrity users make.

    • @MomoKanjaki
      @MomoKanjaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know right. 😨

    • @shawno8253
      @shawno8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      RIght like the name is in a suggestive font and the name is suggestive

    • @Dark_Lieutenant
      @Dark_Lieutenant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same I totally thought it was a mainstream porn app lol.

    • @bawlstars7857
      @bawlstars7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn't even know that onlyfans was specifically FOR porn, I thought it was just as its name states. I thought that fans get to learn deeper information about the person they fan over but I didn't think it'd get to that extent! o.o

  • @rubberonasphalt
    @rubberonasphalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    They have to be aware that 99% of their revenue comes from adult content. Did they really think they could just stop? The smart thing to do was just open up another website for other things

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A lot of companies want a nice, clean family image and don't want to support companies that permit or promote sexually explicit content. Platforms supporting it have been trying to move away from it to draw in more investors and sponsors.

    • @cachedgaming
      @cachedgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Visa and MasterCard threatened OF with a ban from their systems (basically a death sentence for not only the company, but the executives themselves)

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cachedgaming MasterCard already denied their involvement. Also, explain the other platforms that deal in adult content and pay for things with credit cards, including all the competitors that OnlyFans suddenly has to deal with.

    • @alphag4mer909
      @alphag4mer909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and that "another website" is patreon, OnlyFans is basically a NSFW version of patreon. at least that's how people treat it.

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cachedgaming at the end of the day, people will use alternative payment methods

  • @Kyle-fy1tb
    @Kyle-fy1tb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    "it's a porn platform banning porn"
    exactly what onlyfans doesn't wanna hear lmao, they were hoping it wasn't too late to change their reputation, but they just killed it instead

    • @timdecoursey287
      @timdecoursey287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Sounds like people that didn't understand their own platform.

    • @nezunish-2-824
      @nezunish-2-824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      If they straight up actually tell people what the website actually for from the start and has enforce a policy for I'm sure this could happen . It seems that they doesn't even understand what their target audience is

    • @ramsesii8420
      @ramsesii8420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Image founding a successful company without even understanding your core competency... Shows how timing and luck are significant factors

    • @jamrah8713
      @jamrah8713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@timdecoursey287 they did want it to be for original creators but they went in too deep with the of nsfw creators. They’ve been slowly trying to get others on the platform that ain’t nsfw for years to change its reputation but it’s too late tbh

    • @adamstalians6093
      @adamstalians6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timdecoursey287 dude they totally knew before this that they were only good for porn

  • @l7ghtspeed
    @l7ghtspeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19833

    I like how OnlyFans committed suicide and then said “Nah”

    • @hamsacc
      @hamsacc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      @Louielolbruh you're not happy with your life lmaooo

    • @andrelini
      @andrelini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      they came back 3 days later from the dead

    • @l7ghtspeed
      @l7ghtspeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andrelini when onlyfans comes back from the dead: th-cam.com/video/dBvlnyvgOnw/w-d-xo.html

    • @l7ghtspeed
      @l7ghtspeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @Fax can you stop promoting your videos? I get it, it’s religious but forcing people to watch it is making you a sorta Vegan teacher type person

    • @user-sm6xg8mm4z
      @user-sm6xg8mm4z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't understand the fuss about all this. Aren't most of the top earners on OnlyFans giving out mostly lewds (not nude pics) anyway? So not even nude pictures which will still be allowed on OnlyFans. Plus this is a great monopoly buster as there are plenty of competitors outside of Onlyfans that do allow explicit content to be sold and I'm not comfortable with one company being the monopoly in controlling the terms and conditions of making money off of sexual content.

  • @noahmeserve4720
    @noahmeserve4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Before they announced this, I didn't know that onlyfans wasn't a porn site

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Excited for Spotify to only have podcasts now

    • @ScottyByrd
      @ScottyByrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nah Spotify banning all audio 😂😭

    • @HungGottiYoCarti82328
      @HungGottiYoCarti82328 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaaaoo

    • @JavierMendozaAvila
      @JavierMendozaAvila 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @OlivesRCew1
      @OlivesRCew1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spotify bouta make you read the music like a book

    • @Dondlo46
      @Dondlo46 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only JRE podcasts would be great

  • @novectus9933
    @novectus9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12951

    OnlyFans: "We don't want you on our platform anymore please leave"
    Everyone: *leaves*
    OnlyFans: "WAIT COME BACK PLEASE DON'T LEAVE"

    • @gvnady8380
      @gvnady8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Also OnlyFans: Fuck you Mastercard and Visa xD

    • @ghoulboy_8152
      @ghoulboy_8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @YeaMan no u don’t lol

    • @mckstellar1005
      @mckstellar1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It wasnt that they wanted them gonna this was a scheme to distract from the BBC story about their trafficking and child abuse problems
      atleast I think that
      It's not a fact
      But I think the timing was just too perfect
      I think they'll implement Mastercard face scanning technology if they wanna keep the VCs or they'll bump up their take

    • @Oreosmilkshake
      @Oreosmilkshake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like my ex.

    • @ImSoCold....
      @ImSoCold.... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ghoulboy_8152 ignore him

  • @mwara2444
    @mwara2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

    Onlyfans: we just got valued at $2 Billion, let's drop all adult content...
    Onlyfans: WAIT, where have all the zeros gone?!?!

    • @KillerWinners
      @KillerWinners 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Only fans: WHY ARE ALL THE ZEROS IN FRONT OF THE 2?! *00.02$*

    • @geoffreywilson7008
      @geoffreywilson7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      They were banned for looking like a row of boobs.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To the left of the 2 instead of to the right.

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      two cents

    • @akangaroo9666
      @akangaroo9666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ElNL1Z4OsEAh/w-d-xo.htmlrkwoqoopr

  • @dramaticstyle9431
    @dramaticstyle9431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Only Fans: *"I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."*

  • @martinfreemon7134
    @martinfreemon7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Seriously, what'd they think would happen? That the girls that were sharing nude pics at a price would suddenly become family-friendly content creators?

    • @SynysterReverend
      @SynysterReverend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Friday night: Puts massive sex toy in all holes.
      Saturday night: Ok guys welcome to bake an apple pie tutorial. We're a *CHRISTIAN PROFILE* now

    • @lavenderhuman
      @lavenderhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “Oh only fans banned my main source of income? That’s a okay with me, bro!” Like really? So many people rely on only fans to pay the bills without being exploited by pimps or something

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lavenderhuman Maybe society should provide them with jobs that arent selling sex?

    • @richogarden
      @richogarden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@OsirusHandlethey're already sex workers

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@richogarden that can change. supporting something shitty just because it already exists is silly. What i notice is instead the dialogue had changed entirely into "it isnt shitty" which i really just dont agree with.

  • @bullettime8760
    @bullettime8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    Let's be real here onlyfans cannot rebrand themselves as a "friendly for all ages" app because their name is already synonymous with the word porn

    • @natzwithluv6546
      @natzwithluv6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This right here

    • @jasperfk
      @jasperfk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Yeah, the damage is done. They’d need to literally rebrand - new name, new logo, new direction.

    • @env0x
      @env0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Theres "onlyfans" tags and categories on porn sites now. A friend told me.

    • @vampiric172
      @vampiric172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@env0x yah your “friend”, are they down south by chance?

    • @reihanboo
      @reihanboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@env0x i can smell your dirty lies

  • @AdamIqball
    @AdamIqball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3813

    CEO of OnlyFans: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

    • @indexwell6546
      @indexwell6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Its not math its literally history, just look at tumblr

    • @seignee
      @seignee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@indexwell6546 bruh

    • @cmdroldar
      @cmdroldar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@indexwell6546 r/wooosh

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@indexwell6546 Dude

    • @adityanadgir3769
      @adityanadgir3769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@indexwell6546 Congratulations for ruining a good comment

  • @fabianrott6989
    @fabianrott6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    “You still wanna cook?”
    “What changed Jesse”

    • @pinkddpat
      @pinkddpat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @vliduu zeeb copy pasted

    • @NOOSEOfficer
      @NOOSEOfficer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkddpat Its a good point tho

  • @EliteVeyron835
    @EliteVeyron835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4581

    "OnlyFans banning porn is like Steam banning videogames" That sounds so ridiculous and far fetched and yet it's completely true.

    • @ihavenoidea1
      @ihavenoidea1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Imagine TH-cam decides to turn into a dating website again

    • @takeo6278
      @takeo6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@ihavenoidea1 again?

    • @moresothanyou
      @moresothanyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Yup, software and stuff exists in steam. Same for non porn in onlyfans. Both are fucking scarce

    • @ethanj117
      @ethanj117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      spotify banning music and only allowing podcasts with people singing live in them

    • @trey7270
      @trey7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@takeo6278 yes, believe it or not youtube used to be a dating site all the way back when it first came out lol

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    “onlyfans bans sexual content from their platform, instantly regrets it”.

    • @chudaran
      @chudaran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This is the greatest Dhar Mann video of all time

    • @phillipdavis1130
      @phillipdavis1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dow dow dow dowdalaou
      *To be continued ...*

    • @Jsc.75
      @Jsc.75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So you see…

    • @aaykat6078
      @aaykat6078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what will happen to them noe

    • @jimwool2559
      @jimwool2559 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PUAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @diegomarquez4340
    @diegomarquez4340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    It makes it even more confusing that they planned on releasing a more family-friendly version of OnlyFans anyway so there was literally no incentive to ban them all

    • @CastroStudios1
      @CastroStudios1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kind of like TH-cam kids yet there are censors on TH-cam.

    • @aaronruf8421
      @aaronruf8421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same thing as TH-cam and TH-cam Kids, they released a separate platform for child friendly content, but still enforce Family friendly content guidelines on normal TH-cam

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aaronruf8421 Thing is, that's more the result of overcorrection in the wake of the apocalypse. TH-cam refused to moderate for a long while, but then advertisers noticed their ads on terrorist propaganda and decided to run. TH-cam doesn't give a fuck about the kids, but they're scared the advertisers will leave again. Twitch will end up the same way before long if they don't start enforcing their TOS on the thots.

  • @philomath6190
    @philomath6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    What is it with companies being SO out of touch? They, out of all people, should know their main audience.

    • @bobdole6691
      @bobdole6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most companies know their audience better than people know their community, this is a fucking cloud company that profits off of private porn shorts for their bottom line i dont expect them to be in touch with anything.

  • @LordParticle
    @LordParticle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4301

    "Onlyfans banning porn is like steam banning video games"
    Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Remember when Steam tried to bring shows and Movies to their plattform

    • @LordParticle
      @LordParticle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vaguely

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or Minecraft without the mine and crafting bits

    • @anerexicpig720
      @anerexicpig720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate **confusion**

    • @goji5887
      @goji5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate i’m pretty sure there are still some (short) movies available on Steam. They also have plenty non-game software, like Wallpaper Engine, for an easy example.

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5749

    I genuinely cannot fathom how a business can just shoot itself in the head without a second thought. It’s baffling.

    • @TheSweetSpirit
      @TheSweetSpirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      They probably had some sort of strategy meeting to expand on their business with all the money they (probably) have. The natural idea is to get investors to expand money. They can get more investors like from banks with a more 'family friendly' image. So, naturally, just ban the porn. Problem solved.
      Kappa

    • @thenasadude6878
      @thenasadude6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      This happens when the top only looks at the numbers for a long time, and totally disconnects from the products and services they provide.
      In a traditional factory, unions and strikes might bring management back to Earth. Over the Internet, people will just move on to your competitors in the blink of an eye

    • @woke1497
      @woke1497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thenasadude6878 thing is... they will just keep moving because porn isn't mainstream.
      These companies can't grow with nudity ... yeah it can make $$ off it but expanding it ...

    • @thenasadude6878
      @thenasadude6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@woke1497 take that money and create another company. If you're lucky you can call it something similar to the parent company while giving it a different character (they were only fans, they could spawn only meals for cooking, only garden for outdoor hobbies etc)
      When ready sell or kill the dirty original company and move on

    • @woke1497
      @woke1497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thenasadude6878 truth of the matter is .. no one cares lol

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    This right here is how the free market SHOULD work. If a company does something shitty, their customers just move on to the competitors. They can't just get away with anything because in order to keep making a profit, they have to keep providing their customers with a better service or product than the competition. Same for their employees - if the employees are dissatisfied, they, too, can move on to competing companies that specialize in the same thing and employ the same sorts of people. And that's exactly why monopolies are so terrible - if a company HAS no competitors, it essentially has absolute power to fuck over both its customers and its employees in any way they please, because what are they gonna do about it? Their only options are to put up with it or stop using the service/buying the product/quit their job.
    Now, let's look at TH-cam. Does TH-cam have any viable competitors? Sure, there's sites like Vimeo, DailyMotion or Metacafe, but who the hell uses those? They have no hope of competing with a giant like TH-cam. Now think of all the shitty things TH-cam has done to fuck over users and content creators alike. Could they have gotten away with it if there was another site people could've moved on to? A site that could provide viewers with enough content creators to watch, and content creators with big enough audiences to watch them?
    TH-cam desperately needs ACTUAL competition, for the good of us all.

    • @bloodfiredrake7259
      @bloodfiredrake7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The reason they banned porn is because credit card companies forced them to

    • @Hexmonkey
      @Hexmonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your acting like it’s easy to go up against TH-cam, TH-cam is backed by google, unless another site pops up backed by a huge corporation nothing can stop it.

    • @felixlewis117
      @felixlewis117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what's the tldr?

    • @Akodakun
      @Akodakun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@felixlewis117 tldr: TH-cam needs competition as well so content creators aren't fucked by its weird guidelines an such

    • @arceus8992
      @arceus8992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with you but its easier said than done

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Wait, really? That's like McDonald's saying they're gonna quit making hamburgers and fries. Or like Camel taking the tobacco out of their cigarettes and replacing it with sawdust.

    • @skycastic
      @skycastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or youtube saying "nah, only pictures now, no moving imagery"

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chinken nunget

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    OnlyFans business idea is very cool. KFC need to learn from them by banning chickens.

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The United State’s ultimate decision to release the atomic bombs on Japan was definitely justified as they were thinking of the better result. In other words, what result had the least damage and least cost. A conventional war against Japan that would result in millions of casualties is surely more dreadful than the nuclear bomb that had much less casualties.
      Truman’s original choice to drop the atomic bomb was justified, however dropping the second one was not right. Before Little Boy, the US gave a warning to Japan that an attack was eminent and it warned the Japanese government to surrender. But in the Fat Man bombing, it was dropped just a few days later. Japan had no time to react to the drop to see if they should accept defeat or not. The US should have given more time for Japan to find out if they are going to surrender or not. If they had given more time, the result would have perhaps been much less devastating.

    • @Nezumi183
      @Nezumi183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @douglaso_o276
      @douglaso_o276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@kgkomrin Tf?

    • @sassosaputra1137
      @sassosaputra1137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@kgkomrin way out of context there buddy.

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kgkomrin Im in the drive through of burger king
      Can I please get uhhh, whopper junior with onion rings?
      Make it a meal so I can get a drink
      No i'm not finished that's not everything
      Can i please got a double whopper with no cheese?
      Can i please get the number 2 with a large drink?
      I got money so I don't care how much it cost me.
      So just throw in extra fries just don't make them salty.
      All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip.
      I'm lactose intolerant I don't sip milk.
      If I see a sight of cheese I'mma trip trip.
      I'mma sit on your toilet and do the dip.
      So you got my lil whopper junior (I didn't forget that)
      and you got my double whopper? (I didn't forget that)
      What about my onion rings? (oh no you can sit back)
      burger king know me now, cheese I don't want that.
      But i'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that.
      Waiting for my onion rings so i don't have to turn back
      burger king don't play with y'all nuggets are so trash
      nuggets taste like rabbit nipples why y'all even serve that
      better stop playing and give me all my food
      either i pay you right now or i leave the drive thru
      gave me the bag took a bite of my food
      theres cheese in my mouth im gonna doodoo
      I'm in the drive thru to burger king
      man they just gave me a whopper jr with hella cheese
      made it a meal so yes i got my drink
      why they gotta put cheese on everything?
      they put cheese on my double whopper with no cheese
      ill be taking a number 2 in the morning
      hold on can i please be excused for a moment
      the cheese already in my body booty farting
      i farted
      (wait, did you just fart in my drive thru?)
      (yo, yo, you cant be serious?)
      (its just cheese.)
      (queso. cheese)

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5084

    They just want Charlie to come back after realising his Feet Pics consist of 50% of the earning in the company

    • @Prod.Babushka
      @Prod.Babushka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @Fax trash

    • @KingONFFE
      @KingONFFE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn’t expecting you to be here, nice lol

    • @sicarr8514
      @sicarr8514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The company was willing to insert millions of money loans just to keep Charlie’s account active in the site considering the money he was generating for the company

    • @HerrHeissler
      @HerrHeissler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Louielolbruh jacksepticeye's dad is in hell??? Damn that's a good news. I heard that there are sexy booba demon there. Hope he enjoy his new life

    • @Tochi989
      @Tochi989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you turning into a new owo -.-

  • @victoriazheng2295
    @victoriazheng2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They hanged themselves then changed their mind trying to reach the chair they kicked. All they can hope is their feet to reach the chair to live and not actually die.

  • @lamasu
    @lamasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I don't understand why the company didn't just start a new service and call it something different and market it for what they intend it for.

  • @dsembr
    @dsembr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7209

    "People thought they were just going to ban illegal porn." People are stupid. Illegal porn is banned on all above-board websites accessible in the US, that's what illegal means.

    • @aminulhussain2277
      @aminulhussain2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Onlyfans is a British site.

    • @chillinsquirtle
      @chillinsquirtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      We need a strong ban on crime

    • @dsembr
      @dsembr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      @@aminulhussain2277 Fantastic. I'm sure you read my post closely and paid attention to all the words I used before commenting.

    • @agad1177
      @agad1177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      @@dsembr go easy on em champ. Reading is hard lol

    • @kratz9
      @kratz9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      It's a mis-interpretation of the issue. Any site which allows user uploaded content, is going to have issues with illegal content. That was the issue and that's why the payment providers were threatening to drop then. Since age and identity verification is difficult, OF decided to go the easy route themselves and try to drop all porn to solve the problem. TH-cam and Copyright infringement is basically the same story. Except TH-cam didn't ban posting of videos in order to stop copyright issues.

  • @saucysauce4402
    @saucysauce4402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    CEO of only fans changed his mind real quick when he realized his company was going to be worth less than a cold McChicken in only a few days.

    • @rodavlas2990
      @rodavlas2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This analogy... is perfect.

    • @2false637
      @2false637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’d eat that tbh

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eh, I’d still legitimately eat a cold McChicken

    • @jhedmauikajiyama8801
      @jhedmauikajiyama8801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OnlyAfewdays

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jblazerndrowzy good luck. That shit turns to solid rock over two nights. I tried.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This is exactly like when
    When Tumblr did away with hentai. History truly repeats itself. Honestly Only Fans isn't good for much, cuz Twitch & Patreon has the non nsfw market

    • @plskill1451
      @plskill1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I legit did not understand any if that,and the only thing i can say is Y E S

    • @skycastic
      @skycastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I miss posting art man, I wished they did what only fans did and retracted it.

  • @BrokenDesktop21
    @BrokenDesktop21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    OF has had a longstanding untrustworthy relationship with sex workers. Tons of artists have lost money because the platform banned their accounts without explaining why or allowing them to appeal. Only a few have had their accounts reinstated when it went viral on other social media

    • @Cheddar_Shred
      @Cheddar_Shred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... they went from being "PORN ONLY", to "NO PORN" and are now back to "PORN"..... something not clicking here.

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sex work should not exist

    • @jonathan0berg
      @jonathan0berg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OsirusHandle Why?

    • @OsirusHandle
      @OsirusHandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jonathan0berg Ignoring any comments on "promiscuity", but sex for work itself, especially internet porn, produces a lot of really awful thoughts and feelings that can only be justified by blaming the people feeling those things; you are the problem for hurting. Such as, "Stop trying to control our sexuality!", or, "You are a prude, just enjoy yourself!".
      Go check comments of even wholesome porn videos, you see dozens upon dozens of "Oh god I hate myself", with hatred, self and outward, and intense jealously and despair overflowing. Porn fundamentally relies on you imagining yourself having or being with the actors; something that is utterly dangerous, as you do not know and cannot be with them. This contradiction naturally produces mass violence.
      Not only this, but the direct monetary and social rewards for sex heavily encourage non-sex workers to try and put themselves in this position; degrading them and hurting the consumers.

    • @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640
      @i_fabiano_escobar_i4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not recognized as an official job.

  • @j.a.4315
    @j.a.4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3895

    REEEALLY overestimated the attractiveness of their PG content. Like people just can't wait to pay money for what you can basically get for free on TH-cam.

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well the stuff ppl go to onlyfans for you can get for free too but you never know

    • @stateyourthesis
      @stateyourthesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Or they could have just created a new platform 🤔

    • @_lrxd_
      @_lrxd_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Fr I don’t get it 😂 like we all know the reason that 99% of guys are buying that shit, why alienate a large amount of content and then get surprised when it doesn’t work out how you want 🤦‍♂️

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      they tried to push their article/content thing where they were "showing off" popular creators on the platform and they interview this girl who claimed to be like an Artist or something and they were talking about her "real work" she does, but her actual OF profile was literally all nudes.

    • @tuvillo
      @tuvillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's a weird argument when porn is the most easily accessible free product on the internet.

  • @HEHE-to3tp
    @HEHE-to3tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    onlyfans banning porn is like assassin creeds removing assassins
    oh wait..

    • @generalmactavish9032
      @generalmactavish9032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it
      Please elaborate
      Arent there assassins in assassins creeds

    • @nathangilbert7889
      @nathangilbert7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@generalmactavish9032 no not no more

    • @HEHE-to3tp
      @HEHE-to3tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@generalmactavish9032 the newer assassins creed doesnt have assassins just watch the trailer theyre fun games tho

    • @elijahdiablo7310
      @elijahdiablo7310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d say it’s more like assassins creed doing movies only no more games

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least their games are.... Somewhat entertaining

  • @emilysheffer6955
    @emilysheffer6955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tiger King: "I'm never going to financially recover from this."

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    I absolutely love when professional companies have to update their policies pertaining to "vulgar" topics because it's only then that you can read glorious phrases such as "exhibition of the anus."

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      If there's one good thing to come of all this, it is exactly that

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      tumblr gave us "female-presenting nipples"

    • @j_fenrir
      @j_fenrir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@AlienZizi the many posts of random nipples that followed truly show humanity's ability to rally together

    • @silentype3008
      @silentype3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I can only assume that when you go to law school you learn to make your mind a generator of such "glorious phrases."
      Shit, man. A good lawyers could make this his side hustle. "Bureaucratic policy phrase generator" or some shit like that.

  • @drumMinTN
    @drumMinTN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    "Remember, me, if you ever feel stupid, just remember what OnlyFans did."

    • @taiyorenai7690
      @taiyorenai7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mr.samishi3248 That’s what they mean, Einstein

    • @mr.samishi3248
      @mr.samishi3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taiyorenai7690 I know, but it’s to be less vague.

    • @h.oang0802
      @h.oang0802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mr.samishi3248 What the fuck else is OnlyFans known for now

    • @potatojuice0617
      @potatojuice0617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mr.samishi3248 it wouldn't be funny if it was so clear lol

    • @mr.samishi3248
      @mr.samishi3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potatojuice0617 I guess.

  • @thememesterbutdifferentname
    @thememesterbutdifferentname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Onlyfans: (Upgrade to no explicit content)
    *entire site dies*
    Onlyfans: oh shit go back

  • @theamazintaco06
    @theamazintaco06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I saw an Only Fans ad on TH-cam showing on the family room TV, I freaked my shit out scrambling for the remote. I honestly thought Only Fans was legit just porn, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @im2arrogant118
    @im2arrogant118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    OnlyFans is like my ex who left me hoping I'd change, but when I still wouldn't change she'd come back crying to take her back. I did not.

    • @nickcabrera3087
      @nickcabrera3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why she want u to change, u beat her?

    • @im2arrogant118
      @im2arrogant118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nickcabrera3087 Fuck no. The reason is literally in the name bro.

    • @ethansmith876
      @ethansmith876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@im2arrogant118 lmao

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@im2arrogant118 Well, at least your honest.

    • @piccoloatburgerking
      @piccoloatburgerking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@im2arrogant118 Then wait, why is she coming back knowing you wouldn't change when she left already because she was hoping you'd change? Your script is all over the place man.

  • @salembendeck
    @salembendeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    This is like if Macdonald's stopped selling food to become a phone company.

    • @ShamWoWGuy1231
      @ShamWoWGuy1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Uhg the shameless spamming on charlies channel is getting out of hand

    • @rozie5642
      @rozie5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've never expected that the boss at OnlyFans had an iq starting with a decimal point

    • @Skibidisigma001
      @Skibidisigma001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! wrong channel?

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@BigBodyBiggolo really needs to hire moderators to remove all this filth, or for TH-cam to actually do something about the bot spam. But we all know that's not happening

  • @oatmeal0
    @oatmeal0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    Let’s be honest, we ALL expected this.

  • @yyurrr3045
    @yyurrr3045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    it’s like taking out the bees from applebee’s
    “oh wait what? they don’t sell bees? shut up you’re ruining my joke”

    • @liluthetemperance
      @liluthetemperance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, selling apples is still a solid business strategy. Steve Jobs made a couple billion bucks off of it

  • @dclikemtndew
    @dclikemtndew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always thought they were making that policy change because they had to legally for some reason. The fact that they chose to voluntarily do this is incomprehensible

  • @B-Man-69
    @B-Man-69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    OnlyFans: "It's just a prank, guys. Please come back."
    Oh OnlyFans, if only your previous statement came out on April 1st.

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Why do people like to trash on Jack's dad Soo much?

    • @kalidos7681
      @kalidos7681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@baldeaglesarentbald1921 cause they have no life

    • @ohheyitscyber2848
      @ohheyitscyber2848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kalidos7681
      of course they dont. Because I killed them. Just now.

    • @RLPETTY04
      @RLPETTY04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ohheyitscyber2848 good

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING IN HEAVEN PEACEFULLY LMAAAOOOO

  • @eegoofficial6970
    @eegoofficial6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    Onlyfans over here acting like a desperate ex “Things’ll be different this time, I promise” head ass 😂

    • @oohly7285
      @oohly7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr

    • @dickbutt18
      @dickbutt18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What the heck does head ass mean? Did you mean dead ass? Either way saying that is really cringy, just saying

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@dickbutt18
      No he used the term head ass correctly. Dead ass would make no sense unless it's part of the quote

    • @dickbutt18
      @dickbutt18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@EdgyZiggy then what's head ass mean? Sorry I'm 30 years old and don't know all these new phrases

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@dickbutt18
      Heh, a 30 year old with that username? I can respect that
      You're fine dude. "Head ass" is used to describe someone who does or says something you consider illiterate or when someone says something you don't like, you add "head ass" at the end of your statement
      Basically, it's a term you either use when one says something either incredibly unbelievable or stupid or you use it at the end of an insult when talking about someone

  • @Je.rone_
    @Je.rone_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s like if Netflix decided to only release photos, got rid of all their videos & expected everyone to stay

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
    @bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The idea of only fans CEO having a "I am become death" moment is hilarious.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    "They dug themselves a hole, set themselves on fire and jumped in head first."
    - Gigguk.

    • @Daniel-jz9td
      @Daniel-jz9td 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      A wise monk indeed

    • @kevineknar9136
      @kevineknar9136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone knows where the lines come from?

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING IN HEAVEN PEACEFULLY LMAAAOOOO

    • @f-ckmyr0fil655
      @f-ckmyr0fil655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what a nice plump mouthful🍍🍌🍋🍊🍉🍈🍇

    • @f-ckmyr0fil655
      @f-ckmyr0fil655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      forget to say, “Good morning” 👊✊👎👍👌✋🖐

  • @magic277killer
    @magic277killer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    it's almost as if Dairy Queen decided to remove all of their ice cream and decided to sell regular food instead

    • @Hexnilium
      @Hexnilium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      This needs to be a meme.
      It's like AutoZone banning all automotive parts and only selling bicycle parts.

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      This is my favorite version of the joke because diary queen actually has regular food, just no one buys it.

    • @syrtek
      @syrtek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Hexnilium It's like Burger King removing all the burgers from their menu then only selling chicken nuggets.

    • @treyl3022
      @treyl3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@phabiorules I shit you not though, I saw someone buy 20 hot dogs from dairy queen, gave me a good laugh. So I guess some people do buy their food.

    • @livexlink1742
      @livexlink1742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@treyl3022 it's actually pretty good food tbh, basically in the same tier as sonic/hardee's and that style

  • @KevinSmith-vr3mg
    @KevinSmith-vr3mg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is straight up like Niantic reversing the Pokemon go distance in the last month. Money talks to someone.

    • @bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4
      @bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro what??? Explain what niantic did pleaseee

    • @anniexp147
      @anniexp147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ehmm basically since the beginning of the lockdown Niantic increased the distance a person can access the gyms and pokestops, which are in a static position and are essential for getting resources, unless you pay for everything there, which is stupid . So basically they decided to reverse them to their original distance and the community was not happy with it.

  • @HarryNilssonCatalogue
    @HarryNilssonCatalogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    7:57 *"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BANKS SAY, THIS IS FOR ME NOW GODDAMNIT IT'S A PASSION PROJECT"* - Charlie's new signature line

  • @Sambucha
    @Sambucha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4518

    RARE mid video “that’s about it” at 3:15

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Where'd you come from?

    • @BabyShacks744
      @BabyShacks744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh its a normal person

    • @hudsonbay9367
      @hudsonbay9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sambucha from "tiktok"

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @thx stop just f**king stop we don't care

    • @NeonCele
      @NeonCele 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@RedMarcus14 bro the bot cant read

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8812

    that's really surprising and confusing, turns out they never had to do a policy change

    • @-krudolph-7779
      @-krudolph-7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/DcAUz3zfk1U/w-d-xo.html..
      ..

    • @imaepicgamer802
      @imaepicgamer802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E

    • @imaepicgamer802
      @imaepicgamer802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4th

    • @hugo1184
      @hugo1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING PEACEFULLY IN HEAVEN LMAOOOOOO

  • @7h3m41n94m3
    @7h3m41n94m3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I still say that there needs to be more coverage over the bank and payment processors and how they effected this. Hell, this isn't the only time they've ruined shit like this. When the banks come to you and go "Oh hey, we don't support what you're doing and we're going to make life really hard for your business, cause we can use our control over finances to force our morals on your business!" there is a problem. A big one.
    Just wanted to say that.

  • @sigra4867
    @sigra4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the Banks must have realized all that money that was coming in was going to stop if they forced this decision.

  • @lineclosed1576
    @lineclosed1576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3350

    Remember that College Humor sketch about Tumblr?
    CEO: "Conservatively, how much of our platform is porn?"
    Assistant: "Nine-"
    CEO: "9%?!"
    Assistant: "Ninety-"
    CEO: "90?!!!!"
    Assistant: "Ninety-eight."
    CEO: "...AHHH-"

    • @frogsplusdogs2271
      @frogsplusdogs2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      m.th-cam.com/video/CtUuab1Aqg0/w-d-xo.html this isn’t a random vid it’s the college humor vid

    • @nullified77
      @nullified77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      @@frogsplusdogs2271 Actual legend for not posting some random link to an irrelevant, weird-ass video, and legit posted a video regarding what the comment was referring to.
      Timestamp for the College Humor video is 2:39, btw

    • @sunnywunny
      @sunnywunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      they saw what tumblr did and said "lets do that but even worse because literally our entire platform is porn"

    • @catgirlfield
      @catgirlfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      To be fair the tumblr situation was a bit different, the porn ban came about because tumblr could not control the underground child porn networks and since tumblr was dogshit at moderating it's platform (literally you could look up and find animal porn) they just outright banned the porn to please Apple so they could stay in the Apple Play Store.

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      didnt realize that was CH

  • @Joshtapus
    @Joshtapus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    OnlyFans creators mother found out what her son was doing, grabbed him by the ear and told him to go back and change it.

    • @shyguywearingtie5491
      @shyguywearingtie5491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Onlyfans has a strange relationship with their mom.

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shyguywearingtie5491 *Oh... shit...*

    • @kevinmoore2474
      @kevinmoore2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You had me in the first half ngl

    • @pricegaming7965
      @pricegaming7965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JellyAntz what are you doing step mom

    • @riyank5238
      @riyank5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shyguywearingtie5491 lmao

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I honestly don't know why the company even planned this out like come on man.

  • @mr.l_22o74
    @mr.l_22o74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    PH decided to do the same mistake*
    *The people who make COD and Minecraft gameplay there*: i see this as a total success

  • @celedhion
    @celedhion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    Still, they said they “suspended” the plan, not cancelled or opted against. Just suspended. It won’t surprise me if they slowly start implementing different bans against specific nsfw content until they end up at the original plan.

    • @Ryu-qk1kx
      @Ryu-qk1kx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      milk it as much as possible first

    • @vbamq
      @vbamq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That likely won’t happen because if it does then that will kill the company

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@vbamq They're doing it slowly so other forms of content will be posted there and they hope that will grow. Once that form of content is pretty common then they'll remove the explicit content

    • @Zeesinatra
      @Zeesinatra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My guy, they made millions in revenue off of thirsty dudes. The other kind of content they claim they want there, can be found so easily on TH-cam. I'm neutral on the issue, I'm just saying. They will have no exclusivity on their platform if they have stuff on there, that can be found through a simple Google search. Unless someone is so into a person that they'll pay to see them do mundane things. Which is weird in its own way, only people on there finna be stalkers. In my view tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @xiuhnani6945
      @xiuhnani6945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Honest_Mids_Masher Optimistic, aren't they!

  • @gnarlyoclair
    @gnarlyoclair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    onlyfans: let's take our entire audience and push it somewhere else

    • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
      @jackmeriustacktheritrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      PUUUUSH!!!

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know they were poppin' champagne like a motherfucker over at Fansly.

    • @prime_optimus
      @prime_optimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That idea might just be crazy enough
      TO GET US ALL BANKRUPT!

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anal Farmer They were banning porn, bro. Watch the video, dude showed you the modded TOS.

  • @ryanmackenzie6109
    @ryanmackenzie6109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If it really was pressure from the banks, my guess is seeing the platform divebomb into a pile of jagged rocks and effectively off itself, thus losing them money, is probably how they got the clearance so quick. "oh no this is gonna hurt us way more"

  • @codenametoasty9189
    @codenametoasty9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's about it, se-"
    -Charlie

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    It's very important to remember that they used the word "suspened," to the October ban. Meaning it will likely be banned at a later date.

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it occurred to him that the🔮🛢🗿⚱️⚰️🚬

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the wolf had appeased 🛷🏂⛷🎿🎽🎣⛸

    • @RuzGaming
      @RuzGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I highly doubt it, imo they were just trying to sound professional

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sus pene pasta.

    • @alome1708
      @alome1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo26 nigga wat

  • @plantinapot9169
    @plantinapot9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    This was a timetraveler’s doing to prevent onlyfans from having a monopoly on all pornographery in a possible future timeline.

    • @cjteriyaga.v2
      @cjteriyaga.v2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That is the most big brain comment I've seen all day.

    • @santiagorodriguezeidner
      @santiagorodriguezeidner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      everything to reach Steins Gate

    • @itaibarak2526
      @itaibarak2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What if in the future Only fans became Skynut 🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨 and he was sent to stop it

    • @jonathandcc23
      @jonathandcc23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@santiagorodriguezeidner lol

    • @MrBalatbal
      @MrBalatbal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would mean there is already a functioning time machiene today, since you can only travel back to the point in time where you already have one built.
      I reckon we start our investigation in the nearest Chuck E Cheese basement.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's always the payers or sponsors.. they Don understand

  • @mchagnon7
    @mchagnon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm struggling so fucking hard right now to come up with a way that anyone involved with onlyfans, whether its the CEO, or the banks, or even some random edgelord, could have come up with this idea, and then subsequently, no one tried to stop that person. "This will benefit the company because..." Is a sentence that is destined to never have an end. What positive outcome could you possibly imagine would come of doing this? There must be multiple universes in which onlyfans exists, because the events that lead up to this decision couldn't have happened on this timeline...

  • @byzmaaref
    @byzmaaref 2 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    OnlyFans really pulled the "I'm gonna end this whole man's career" on themselves lmao.

    • @whydoiexist2180
      @whydoiexist2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Porn: I'm gonna start this whole man careers
      And by man I mean woman

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm start gonna man this whole career
      and woman by mean I man

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its kind of like them just accidentally setting themselves on fire

    • @ethangreen5416
      @ethangreen5416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “I’m gonna end my whole career.”

  • @zombieneck3277
    @zombieneck3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Onlyfans really just straight up shot themselves in the foot aye

    • @dodgeroll7475
      @dodgeroll7475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And in the face. And jumped off a building.

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      0:35

    • @amiciprocul8501
      @amiciprocul8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye.

    • @Skybreaker292
      @Skybreaker292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have they not learned the same thing from Tumblr

    • @wllwsdvyl
      @wllwsdvyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they shot themselves and freaked out when they were hospitalized

  • @oscarwang7227
    @oscarwang7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That one intern: uhh are we sure this is a good idea?
    The ceo, shareholders, and marketers blackout drunk: yeah do the thing

  • @NYpatriot712
    @NYpatriot712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Charlie the king of commentary.

  • @the_kinglegend6781
    @the_kinglegend6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    It's like if adult swim started airing kid shows and removing all adult shows

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kids drown?

    • @snurdburglar6854
      @snurdburglar6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ThePB77 Kid Fly?

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The two replies above me proves there's two types of people on this planet

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snurdburglar6854 the opposite of swim isn't fly though

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevejones69420 true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    OnlyFans jumped off the bridge but instead of dying they broke every bone in their body and lived.

    • @MrDrProfJMF
      @MrDrProfJMF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A fate worse than death

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39285

    Can't wait for The Hub to announce they are becoming a sports platform.

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +851

      they seriously might as well

    • @whydoiexist2180
      @whydoiexist2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      Or a cooking platform

    • @turkia6148
      @turkia6148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

      Step-sporter, what are you doing?

    • @whydoiexist2180
      @whydoiexist2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      @@turkia6148 oh nothing Sporter kun

    • @DanielGChong
      @DanielGChong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      I think the hub has more of a chance for becoming a compilation platform with sports than onlyfans, like I'm not even joking.

  • @ColinTimmins
    @ColinTimmins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where are these "Business" people going to school, because they are not teaching them very well.

  • @teezy2466
    @teezy2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I can always get my daily news from you Charles!

  • @mystikel1472
    @mystikel1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Banks to OnlyFans: We have the moral high ground!
    *bans porn*
    *everyone leaves*
    Banks: Understandable, how much am I writing the check for?

    • @TurtleMountain
      @TurtleMountain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I hope this actually happened, the idea of banks settling out of court hoping to avoid a lawsuit because they coerced a business into killing itself is really funny to me.

    • @inkbean4826
      @inkbean4826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TurtleMountain ikr lol

    • @ageofdoge
      @ageofdoge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want to believe that OnlyFans complied with the banking demands simply so they could threaten to sue over the losses, but I doubt that would hold up.

    • @AnimatorBlake
      @AnimatorBlake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bank just wanted to write a smaller check.

    • @omgvague
      @omgvague 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TurtleMountain I think they just found the right banks and the ones that wanted out, dipped out.

  • @ryloken6790
    @ryloken6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    OnlyFans lifting the porn ban is like when Squidward pranked Spongebob and was all like “I was just kidding! Come on guys! You know I was just kidding!”

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @about you stfu

    • @sammy-nxbnv
      @sammy-nxbnv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skullchimes what is it? I haveny clicked it yet

    • @26magicman26
      @26magicman26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sammy-nxbnv its arab music Lol

    • @yourfavoritecloud7307
      @yourfavoritecloud7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "rIgHt?"

    • @Ven-20
      @Ven-20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skullchimes Just report them for spam and ignore as they're most likely bot.
      In another note funny finding you here, love your Cirno drawings ᗜˬᗜ

  • @sdipl3531
    @sdipl3531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *They pulled the big Tumblr!!!*

  • @ohyaization
    @ohyaization 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Banks hold the money 💰. They wanted banks to know that we're legal. Because if banks hold illegal money, the fines are huge. And imagine if they missed paying out a creater.

  • @TheWideMurloc
    @TheWideMurloc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    My guess: some shareholder meeting with the banks goes like “dude, we can’t just ban porn that’s the whole platform” “No you’re wrong family friendly is where the money’s at” “ok don’t believe me I’ll show you” *bans porn* *income flatlines* “ok you were right bring the porn back”

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's almost EXACTLY what happened, I'd bet my life on it.

    • @Hoodlet
      @Hoodlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The majority shareholder literally has decades in the porn industry

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Hoodlet Wow. That's actually interesting.

    • @akunog3665
      @akunog3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      perhaps the whole thing is a publicity stunt? perhaps they are counting on a rebound, more people will know of the site, but a lot of current users will have a bitter taste in the mouth. could be a calculation

    • @jameskyle3466
      @jameskyle3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@akunog3665 I think so, too. It's just a ploy to draw more attention to an already fairly irrelevant service.

  • @jakemyers5764
    @jakemyers5764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    It's like when Runescape removed the wilderness to combat gold sellers then lost half their player base only to return it several years latter

    • @zakguitar2359
      @zakguitar2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nice pfp

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, but the OP revenants that give you jack s*** for loot were such a great addition to the game.

    • @Bolt1105
      @Bolt1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zakguitar2359 I agree

    • @jakesteel4916
      @jakesteel4916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      To be fair to the Runescape thing, they had to go nuclear because they were literally about to lose the ability to process payments due to chargebacks from gold sellers and scammers.
      Onlyfans tried to use that same excuse but Mastercard themselves was like "We never said they had to ban porn they came up with that 100% on their own"

    • @pulssucks1606
      @pulssucks1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thing that drove me away from Runescape was the EoC. Actually decimated their playerbase to a point where they went, "oh god we are sorry, uhhh here's 07'Scape?"

  • @wanderingwaylander2018
    @wanderingwaylander2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it was JPMorgan Chase that released a statement saying they have no such policies against adult content when questioned by a news outlet about this.

  • @eriksab1609
    @eriksab1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They thought credit card companies would deny the service.

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    It’s almost like they shouldn’t have tried to ban the core of their userbase.
    Who could’ve guessed?

    • @carriesims9325
      @carriesims9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody cares. And they still can if they want to, cuz they can change their minds whenever they want. Low quality people are attracted to low quality content, and only fans was never created for that type of explicit content to begin with.

    • @cedricnora4481
      @cedricnora4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost like you just summed up the whole video with a wack comment for no reason 😂😂

    • @pleasantry2.04
      @pleasantry2.04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cedricnora4481 Dude just shut up.

    • @polk-e-dot8177
      @polk-e-dot8177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They saw how well it worked for Tumblr and figured "yeah this looks good. This is what we wanted."

    • @artemisfowl1862
      @artemisfowl1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carriesims9325 And they can set their own platform up for failure, then beg for the low quality people to put it out and look like complete clowns afterwards. Lotta not caring people there for sure

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3288

    And here I thought this would replace TH-cam but we all make mistakes.

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They shot themselves in the foot.

    • @ihavenoidea1
      @ihavenoidea1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, but it was more like a BIG oopsie

    • @syvvieon
      @syvvieon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @KY5 [9th Main Account]says the virgin

    • @Jarednet1
      @Jarednet1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @KY5 [9th Main Account] Why are you a terrible person? Leave Jack alone. Let his dad rest in peace. Go do some volunteer work and help others instead of spreading hate on the internet.

    • @bobobobodoboli4905
      @bobobobodoboli4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watch porn on youtube too!

  • @Kaylum_Birrell
    @Kaylum_Birrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was so dumb, they made a decision then went back on it like cowards.

  • @shadynumbers8561
    @shadynumbers8561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only fans should be called, only fools!

  • @TheGonkerer
    @TheGonkerer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Onlyfans just held a gun to their head and when they were about to pull the trigger they ended up switching to a nerf gun just to know what the consequences would be.

    • @olinroux6702
      @olinroux6702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is the best analogy I’ve seen of this.

    • @vacogeri4309
      @vacogeri4309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@olinroux6702 i agree, very original

    • @Haris1
      @Haris1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. Onlyfans had to do it

    • @emailzack2177
      @emailzack2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @shad only if you put nails in the dart, put the darts on fire or eat them
      (I cannot think of anymore)

  • @iamjezza1315
    @iamjezza1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I love it too because the CEO basically said "there was nothing we could do the banks made us" and it's like no there's 100% things you couldve done, you couldve fought for your users and creators but instead caved immediately

    • @sainjerry1710
      @sainjerry1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @KY5 [9th Main Account] dude..

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING IN HEAVEN PEACEFULLY LMAAAOOOO

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Too many minors on the website

    • @Zekr0_
      @Zekr0_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @KY5 [9th Main Account] never seen a more depressed and sadder person than you

    • @jainee4507
      @jainee4507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not that simple.

  • @Akirathechampion
    @Akirathechampion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Church must have taken over on Onlyfans.

  • @cabbisto1636
    @cabbisto1636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s like TH-cam banning videos and all we are left with is TH-cam tv

  • @JohnDBloch
    @JohnDBloch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I’m gonna bet the banks were like “yeah we don’t want to be a part of that for publicity” and then suddenly they stop seeing the only fans money and were like “oh shit never mind keep it up”

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS RESTING IN HEAVEN PEACEFULLY AND HAVING A GOOD TIME

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty ,such every bank has done seriously morally heinous shit.
      Pearl clutching over porn is some next level Karen b.s.

    • @omegamyee5592
      @omegamyee5592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FinnishCrystal you are doing God's work my friend.

    • @mwara2444
      @mwara2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got revalued at 2 billion dollars, and said, "oh we are legit now" let's get rid of the pron, and now they're about to get devaluated 2 billion dollars.

  • @isaisa5440
    @isaisa5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Onlyfans is like that dude who's like "baby please don't go i can change"

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In this case "please dont go, I wont change"

  • @bearsbite95
    @bearsbite95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I refreshed the page to see if this video still had ads, and it does. I'm impressed

  • @TomiTheSmhGuy
    @TomiTheSmhGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They were OnlyKidding