Donald Trump Really Is America's Racist Uncle, Administration Sources Confirm
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2020
- Current and former Trump Administration officials confirm what many have long suspected, that the President holds racist and cynical views about Black Americans and lets those views guide his decisions as America's leader. #Colbert #AmericasRacistUncle #Monologue
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"This is ice TEA?!" The betrayal on his face after he took a swig was hilarious
He should be upset, that could ruin his flask (and his buzz).
Can the USA have United Nations "Election Watchers" as they do in 3rd world countries?
Does a country have to ask for that or does the UN just do it? Seriously, what's the scoop on that?
They won't let them in.
Actually good question. Dont know the answer.
@Laura Zaboraski Yep. Saw that. I have HOPE in Americas liberal youth, to be the watchers. A lot of very brave young people out there who know whats up. Be safe.
@Laura Zaboraski THAT crap gave me the shivers. Those people need to be put under the jailhouse.
My God RBGs body isn’t even cold and their already picking apart at her
@jason cole alright Karen, calm down. Go home, drink some wine.
@jason cole wow you edited this post? Thats your final draft? Crazyyyyy....
As an Italian American, I would like to say that he does not deserve our food.
Yeah let him stick to McDonald's 🤣
@orecoast 1961 I wouldn't know but it wouldn't surprise me if he does.
🤣🤣🤣🤣Holy shitt! An Italian refusing you food. That's serious!
Oh is there a new McLasagna I haven't heard about
As a fellow Italian American 🍕, I think he has had enough food for the rest of his life.
I just voted yesterday for democracy as an expat abroad.
A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away rotten pumpkins
Unofficial Election Analysis Good one! 😂😂
Nice!
Unofficial Election Analysis - Perfect!
& I thought that the anual Pumpkin Chucking Contest was cancelled because of Covid. So glad to find it's still on! 😁🤣🎃
Don't vote for an Orange Pumpkin with a straw comb-over!
Dear god, that "ASK NOT" caught me off guard. I was not expecting such an abrupt ending. Laughing and crying at the same time.
Lol he calls her first lady because he can't remember her name. He can't have another Melanie moment 🤣🤣🤣😂
he calls her third lady and 1400th conquest
Ehh... We all know that Ivanka is his lady now.. Melania was an old news.. I guess the only reason why donald haven't marry ivanka yet...
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@Jeff B you're right... Joe maybe didn't know where he is... But we're all know where trump should be... In the jail for the rest of his life.
“I don’t think science knows” person who claimed there were airports in 1776
Ofcourse there were airports in 1776! That's where they filmed the fake moon landing.
Also, the guy who's been outsmarted by an umbrella, TWICE! 🤭🤭🤭
And toilet paper
3 airport movies were made by 77. GOP propaganda lol.
😆😅🤣😄😃😂 and ramps, cups of water, large birds, gusts of wind (his candy floss hair)...
Nobody died well virtually nobody... So 200,000 is a virtual zero value? I will take $200,000 as a virtual zero minimum wage OK?
Hell I'd split that virtual nothing with you
Maybe we can trick this guy into forking over "a little something" and we'll be richer than he is!
I mean, $1000000 is a "small loan", so by comparison 200k must be practically nothing.
WHAT?
Mmmhmm...the “pro-life” party only cares about life until it reaches the “dirty-sin birth canal”.🙄 Bc as soon as it touches a vagina, it can die. Or not. *They don’t GAF*.😡
I know it's not really a joke, but you should also mention that "obliterating" the 2nd amendment is not really something the president has any power over. A constitutional amendment doesn't even go through the president.
And can anything be "maybe gone but at a minimum obliterated?" How can something which is "obliterated" be "maybe gone?"
@@SailorBarsoom You mean like Voldemort?
Jk (sorry, I couldn't help myself)
@@pipitameruje
Sorry, not getting it. Yes, Harry Potter, Voldy's the bad guy, but I didn't read all of them or watch all of them, and I'm missing something.
I know, I'm an uncultured lout.
@@SailorBarsoom As in, his body was destroyed but not his soul, hence "maybe gone but at minimum obliterated".
Sorry, I tend to assume HP to be common knowledge.
@@pipitameruje
Ah, OK. That actually makes sense. And HP is pretty common knowledge, it's just that you ran into a statistical anomaly (me).
I've been known to reference oldies songs and twitch my head when somebody doesn't recognize "who calls the English teacher daddy-o" or something like that. So hey.
“No lives matter” yup that about sums up this administration
@orecoast 1961 Nah, the only life that really matters to Trump is his own. He'd throw even Ivanka under the nearest bus if he thought he'd get something out of it.
@orecoast 1961 True. He's already proven that Melania doesn't mean all that much to him. She's just a trophy wife like the others. So yeah, she'd probably would go before Ivanka, but the latter still would if it came down to it.
@@asherikamichaela8425 Yet he's done more for Americans in four years than Biden has in 40... Hate is ripe but the facts are clear
@@Kingbeer01 You should check the facts. You will be disappointed. Open your eyes and ears and stop taking Trumps word for it.
Somebody in media needs to ask tRUmp about his UFO disclosure positon. He saw the Tictac & Gimbal videos. How do they compare to his sighting?
“Sometimes she calls me Mr. President, but she’s only kidding.”
We all wish we could make that joke
he is the joke
I would rather be wiping toilets than be the president of the United States. Responsible for killing over 200.000 people and sending countless more out on the street wile everybody has the wright to own a gun. Noooo,.. thank you! 🤣
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joke..no no...let's make it a realty ....throw the trash out November
He doesn't deserve the title I think it used to be one of respect and distinction not any more trump (doesn't deserve Capitols) has made the role one of mockery and disdain
We need to vote in numbers that haven't been seen in decades. So such a landslide that any claim Trump makes is moot right out of the gate!
+Turbid TG1 ~ He'll just say "nobody's ever seen numbers like these, proves it's rigged." There's no way to win this (I mean DT not making a power grab) - we can win the election, but it's going to be a painful slog through his bs.
That's won't stop him though. He will do everything he can to to nullify the election results should he lose.
So he can just claim that the overwhelming victory clearly show that there was voter fraud? He’s not just gonna believe that millions voted for someone else he can’t even admit that it happened in 2016 when he lost the popular vote by millions.
@@223Drone he already said it yesterday when a reporter asked him. There will be no peaceful
Transition. He will nullify the ballots .,and continue his presidency . There are 3 red States one of which is Pennsylvania. He's got three Republicans who will declare him the winner in the electoral votes ,disregarding the ballots. 45 will not give up his power .,then he will locked up a lot of his enemies, journalist ,close cable tv stations ,and there goes the full blown dictatorship.
@@teresitauy5532 Yep Trump supporters like to accuse "the left" of being fascist while they themselves openly cheer and support it.
Ok. “Anar-kist” brand tuna? Oh no, you didn’t. Please give the writer of that joke a raise. Brilliant. Probably the wittiest thing I’ve heard all year!
👍😀
I wish every time someone called him Mr President they were only kidding.
He is the pretendident
It was like open mic night at a klan rally, and Trump was hogging the mic.
THAT is exactly what I thought and those morons laughing at ANYTHING to pretend that this is 'making America great'!
If it was in Fayetteville NC it was a Klan rally. The slave market in the roundabout in the middle of town is kept in mint condition. It's a disgusting place. I remember when I was a kid there was a big billboard with klansman outside of the city limits. Creepy af
David J : And people just listen and applaud. Something must be wrong, and that’s why he refers to his followers as disgusting. Listen to Woodward’s tape.
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"Anybody else?" -Donald J. Trump
Are you serious? God help us all!
God: "What're you looking at *me* for! I haven't been involved in this shitshow for over 2,000 years!"
Any body else wanna be president ?
@@garymingy8671 Never! Well, only if you're sure it'll get him out. (Pick a damn good VP.)
Lincoln Project: Trump just keeps giving you the very best soundbites!
@jason cole First it was "The Clintons", then RBG, now Biden, is "Pedophile" just the catch-all insult for Republicans/Qanoners when they can't think of something substantive? Because that's the third damn time that accusation just came out of nowhere.
So strange to see this rally; how many people will be gone by the end of the year in that crowd right now?
What is strange is that so many supporters ARE WEARING MASKS and yet it does not "click" in their mind, 200,000+ dead in the U.S. alone, as it Leads the world in dying from the disease. India has 10 times the US population and NOT yet 100,000 dead (it is the poorest nation in the world and it is doing BETTER) than the Richest nation. China, which also has 10 times the population of the US has low numbers too because everyone wears a mask. It seems to work fine.
@@bunzeebear2973 Land of the free, home of the stupid.
Hrrrrmmmmm, last time I checked “obliterated” was more than the minimum for not existing anymore...
I noticed this!
I’m taking 20th century History this year, and every time I listen to the news, it’s just a series of “hey, That sounds familiar” and “wasn’t that the answer to a question on the test today”. It’s scary, learning about what and who started wars, and seeing those people and actions repeated in real time, right before your eyes.
He does not care about anything or anyone, duh. This is CLEARLY evident.
That is not true. He definitely cares at least about one person, himself.
He's created the Divided States of America.
@@Noctis666 you're correct, except himself.
vote.
ever notice how he always says "YOUR 2nd amendment"? he does that with a lot of things when talking to his fans.
very slick way to continually put himself above the law, above the constitution, above The People.
when this time in history us autopsied, it will be said that trump was a master of words. sounds ridiculous now, but his gaslighting and dog whistles and race baiting and seemingly incoherant rants and utterances are infused with meaning that is ambrosia to his minions.
look closely at the answer he gave to the question of whether he will go along with the peaceful transfer of power- the lifeblood bedrock concept of democratic governments:
We're going to have to see what happens. You know that. I've been complaining very strongly about the ballots. And the ballots are a disaster. Get rid of the ballots and you'll have a very peaceful - there won't be a transfer, frankly, there'll be a continuation. The ballots are out of control. You know it. And you know who knows it better than anybody else? The Democrats know it better than anybody else."
translated: "No."
Just gotta love how Trump speaks about _going home_ as if it was an _achievement:_ "I tell you this: I go home all the time."
Now where did I leave that vomit bucket...?
As opposed to going to Stormy Daniels.
He also talks about passing a dementia-screening test as though it was something to brag about. They don't give those tests to people showing no signs of decline.
@@bobkoure he's so clueless, it's unreal.
My free take on Republicans: "Rules are for other people, not me!" How isn't that double standard?
I've come to the conclusion that the difference between right and left is that the right is all about "Give *me* rights and freedoms", and the left is "Give everyone rights and freedoms".
Oh, it is. But the Repugnantcans don't give a $hit.
@datboi don't need to. Got it right the first time.
Also "Rights are for me, not for other people!" They use the Second Amendment as a reason to carry machine guns, but they're terrified that someone might have a can of fish. What are they going to say next? "It's ok for Trump to gas people at a church so he can take a picture with a bible, but GASP THEY'RE OPENING A CAN OF SURSTROMMING!!!"
World they’re all for the second amendment, right up until Black people have guns
"... bodily expulsions"
Happens every time when Donnie speaks...
Yep it's called verbal diarrhoea. 🗣💩
Vote!
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I get an aneurysm and a mini-stroke w/a side of gastritis when Trump speaks.
Stephen needs an award for best timing without an audience, I continue to be amazed by the technical skills he has honed over the years.
I used to watch my favourite comedians making jokes at Trump's expense to cheer me up but it's not funny anymore - I'm really scared for my American neighbours.
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@OMINOID I wish I could help change things for you. I don't know what to do to prevent a civil war...
@OMINOID You sure know how to castrate a conversation.
America has been dumbed down
Thank You. So am I. trump is currently attempting to destroy our Democracy. trump is currently asking his followers to destroy our Democracy through the destruction of Voting.
Please Pray and Protest trump, and VOTE trump OUT
"They haven't touched the Second Amendment because I'm here to block. It wouldn't be gone...but it would be obliterated". Obliterated - (destroy utterly; wipe out.) I'd like to get off this ride now.
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@Matt Yeah, but Canada's slowly but surely getting rid of ALL the guns.
“Sometimes she calls me Mr Douche and she’s not kidding”... none of us are.
Lq
Yeah but if she did she wouldn't be using it as a insult but a literal comparison. As he's a thing that she believes she has to stick up inside her vagina every once in awhile for her health.
When you can't grab them by the p****, grab your Trump Tampons
@@TGo-n-Roscoe Ouch and eewww!
The irony is that nobody in trumps crowd even knows where Italy is...
Well, now I'm never going to see it either because we'll never be allowed out or into another country if Trump stays in position. It is sickening.
Sure they do, it’s at the Olive Garden!
Sp4nrs You’re an idiot.
Patrick Scheidegger Haha! That was brilliant! Oh, wait, you MEANT that!?!? Oh, the irony.
@@patrick111390 they are an idiot? Checked your grammar lately? If you obviously didn't pass 2nd grade English class, I don't think you did so good in geography either. You probably think the only Rome is in NY.
Go vote! Now. Please America. Do the right thing.
I'm going to for sure, but I really feel like my vote is going to count for nothing living in a trump supporting town. Electoral College is going to overshadow my vote and any rural center right/center/left leaning individuals because of the huge mass of far right conservatives. I can't go down a single street here without being greeted to at least three trump-pence banners and flags. Hell people are still waving confederate flags around here. I'm white and I'm uncomfortable with seeing confederate flags, I can't imagine what our town's growing black/latino population feels when they see them. Honestly, I want to hope for the best and think my vote counts but I can't go honestly say I have any confidence in anything here anymore, where emotions triumph over facts and logic and we are steadily sliding towards authoritarianism.
@@Monst3rP3nguin ~ your vote will count.
@@Monst3rP3nguin I hear you. Long story short... I live in semi-rural Kentucky.
@@Monst3rP3nguin Every vote is so important! I have read this same comment SO MANY times. Just think about all of the people who are doubting and worrying their vote won't count! Everyone who is worrying must vote against him. It's critical. Plus, that was part of his strategy.
HE (Trump) has been planting seeds of doubt with his words and actions for over a year now. HE is making you doubt the power of your vote. HE is making people doubt the process. HE is the one who recommended the new pseudo Postmaster General with zero govt/post office experience and told him to disassemble/destroy high-speed sort machines, cut overtime hours, and remove blue collection boxes. Ignore Trump and GO VOTE. Tell your friends the same. At least do it to stand up to him! You will feel better about all this mess. More and more people are seeing through him and his lies. He is a master of deception. Don't believe him and don't buy his used-car salesman tactics. Do your part and vote. There are a ton of possible results that can happen, but the votes will always be recorded for history! #VoteHimOut
Also, peer pressure in neighborhoods/towns is real. I get it. I grew up in Louisiana and lived in Texas as adult, but many people are shifting their views across America. Some do it quietly because they don't want to cause fights within their families. Do it loudly or do it quietly, but DO IT! Vote Him Out! We deserve better. 🙌
I guess he really gets off on being called “sir.” 😜
I don’t even recognize this place anymore
"Read my contract!"
"i'm aware."
Bless his people.
XD It is in his conrtact!
😂
“I’m like a lineman for the Pittsburgh Steelers”. Yeah, but in your case, Don, it’s spelled 'Stealers'.
Bravo, Paul.
Brav...
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👏👏👏
Paul Down TheHall. I am from Pittsburgh and there is a long standing rivalry between the Cleveland Browns and the Steelers. With the debate in Cleveland I am sure the audience is well aware of the players in the Steelers as well as this intense rivalry. It's a big deal. But it's a great pun. Thanks.
Stephen’s outrage at finding iced tea in his liquor flask is the highlight of my day
Yes for kids.
Ok.. no soup, no tuna.. so... we should throw cans of goya beans, then?
Noted.
Don't throw your food at cops. Millions of Trump supporters are starving so let them have it!
He's full of beans and the only soup he's able to throw is dehydrated, comes in pouches.
Good one!
I dread the day the show goes back to the theatre - Evie's and the crew's giggles are far better than the captive laughter of a studio audience
I was thinking the same thing
Stephen and Trevor Noah have made it work for them; much better in these intimate settings. Bill Maher fails 'bigly' without the orchestrated laughter. John Oliver has found his own way, and that works, too.
Agreed 👍 I'm diggin' this set up
We have to band together and vote this man out of office ASAP
Imagine a country with a segment of the population that listens to an insane pathological liar, risking theirs lives in the process.
Bill Steinkamp 1930’s Germany.
No imagining about it. I'm living in it. Please send help.
Today I found out:
1) SC Justice Trimble died August 15, 1828, 67 days before the next election. Adams lost reelection but tried to nominate Crittenden On Dec 17. The nomination was rejected and *reserved for newly elected Jackson.*
2) SC Justice Milton announced his retirement on September 7, 1956, 53 days before the election. Eisenhower nominated Brennen Jan 14 *after he had won the reelection.*
3) SC Taney died October 12, 1864, 27 days before the election. Lincoln nominated Chase on December 6, *after he had won the election.*
Turns out, in the past, there were at least some politicians who had principles they stood by. Too bad *real* honor and integrity are no longer an integral part of politics today.
Eisenhower and Harding both nominated liberal Justices. Eisenhower nominated Chief Justice Warren, a republican, whom oversaw one of the most liberal Supreme Courts in history. Eisenhower picked Justice Warren because he knew Democrats are Republicans both would respect him and he would do what's correct for the country.
Eisenhower
Correct, Eisenhower can't be compared to Trump. He was a decorated veteran, a patriot and a man of honor. He selected a supreme court justice who won universal approved and served with distinction.
@@pakde8002 -- Not universal approval, by any means. You're probably too young to remember the John Birch Society's "Impeach Earl Warren" campaign in the '50s and '60s, but believe me, there were actual billboards with that slogan on them along a lot of highways. Why impeach him? My guess is that Brown v. Board of Education was the major driver there.
Great research. Tx.
I can't listen to that horrid man even when comedians are making fun of him.
He really is nauseating 😷
Me too - to watch Stephen's show and Trevor Noah, I have to mute the volume whenever Trump opens his mouth. I need the laughs but can't stomach the sound of his smutty voice.
As soon as he opens his pie hole, the sound on the video, TV, or radio gets muted
@@isthisjustfantasy7557 - That's why he's had to pay for sex all of his life. Even Stormy said it was the worst 90 seconds of her life.
EXACTLY you know that one older dude you knew as a teen who would say stuff like "You have really soft hands.." And like pat ypur knee and shit? THATS TRUMP eeugh 😷
Seriously, right now, Colbert and Myers are the only men in America keeping me sane
And Trevor Noah. That's my "news" trifecta!
I'm surprised Trump knows a tuna brand. When, how and why has he ever seen a can of tuna?
Someone tossed it at him? Or hid an open can in his car?
Bumble Bee tuna said in 2018 that the Trump tariffs on China would be devastating to business. I guess that got them put on his "enemies" list.
Unfortunately, I have to remove “Pooping in New York public transport” off of my bucket list. Sad! 😁
There is no prohibition against pooping in and around Trump Tower, tho.
I wonder if bringing an actual bucket would be an acceptable workaround.
Or, you can _add_ 'getting arrested for...' _to_ your bucket list. Glad I could help.
😅
"Who put iced tea in my liquor flask?... read my contract."
"I'm aware."
"...Or horning publicly after your own daughter."
This is where we're at.
Only, there is NOT a town in Italy named “CORONA”
BUT there is a town called Mezzocorona: literally half (=mezzo) crown (=corona)
...but there IS one in California
nor Mexico.Ah" The Tallahassee trail...."
No that's a place in snoop dogs fridge...
This was a bit about how snoop dogg did a corona beer ad... I was getting no love so I figured maybe explain it... Out of a bit of desperation as I seem to be the only one who enjoyed this joke...
There's a beer brand here in Germany (I think it's from Austria) called "Corona", because the brewery it comes from has a crown as a logo.
Let’s see Trump is threatening not to leave if he loses, Louisville is exploding, and we have the most insane debate in history in only days
Welcome to Wednesday
@Laura Zaboraski And this all happening on Obama's/Biden's watch! Sad.
@@walterd7331 Lol !!!!!!!
He wishes he would be the last President! Dictator!
The Marines will kick his ass , I don't think he knows...
Actually, the respectful thing to do is to wait till Biden makes the pick!
Since when has Trump given a rats ass about showing anyone (especially a woman) respect?!?
trump doesn't even have a clue what the word respect means.
Isn’t his son in law Jewish? He’s in it for himself too, right? Melania called him Sir because he pays for her service, that’s why, surprise??? Shouldn’t be.
Being a past alter boy and someone who has been to religious school I believe on a personal note that anyone who is Christian is also half7 Jewish the reason why I said that is because if you believe in the Old Testament and the New Testament which is The Bible itself , we are taught both sides of the book so I believe that all christians and catholics are somewhat half Jewish 1/2 Christian. I like to think that Jesus Christ was the gym more son of 0 he was unique to say the very least so I leave it to you and what you may think or what your thoughts or I would love to hear your thoughts about the have a good day
@@michaelmunchie Nope. Jews are our own people. What you wrote here is very offensive. Christians are not "somewhat half Jewish." Christians are not bound by our 613 commandments! We believe in only one testament, not the Koran or any other book you might mention. As for Kushner, he is Jewish and Ivanka - like her husband's brother's model-wife - she was given a Lookstein conversion (make of that what you will: Lookstein has a well-earned reputation for converting wealthy congregants's girlfriends).
@@jeffblack8457 But if Jesus was a jew , and a Rabbi at that , Christianity is just a more modern forn of Judaism. Where Jesus follow the word of Moses, Christians follow the words of Christ aka Jesus
The iced tea bit is literally the only thing that's made me smile this week. Thank you Stephen.
Even his wife is just kidding calling him President
Gnothi Seauthon , in his own words.
@markmac Zing! 😃
We're all kidding too, when we say it, Melania.
Orange man BAD! That is so funny!
"Yes, he went sh*t-house crazy..."
Would have been a great time to bring back the no pooping sign.
Doomscrolling is the best word to describe that feeling. Definitely needs to be in the dictionary
“Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?”
- W.C. Fields
*PLOT TWIST:* When Trump told the story about the First Lady, he was talking about First Lady Lindsey Graham, not Melanie. We've all heard him call Trump "Sir" and "Mr. President" on TV; now we know he does it in the bedroom too.
When Melanie was asked about Trump's crowd size, she just slipped on her "I really don't care, do you?" coat, and ran from his bedroom.
Lol you think Melania shares a bedroom with him.I highly doubt she won’t even hold his hand.🇨🇦
@@susanduquette477 Oh, I don't really think they share a bedroom, I only meant she ran from his bedroom. 😉 Actually I think it's a well known fact that they have separate bedrooms. That's one of the few things I actually respect her for.
Suzy Q 😉 I think it’s bc he lies about talking to Melania. She hates him too. So he’s gonna tell his fake-ass story, as per usual, but he screws up. He’s so used to lying about the generals breathlessly coming up to him, calling him sir, sir.🙄 Then he’s gotta cover HIS OWN LIE, with more lies. Silly twit. But sure, it’s Biden that has syphilitic dementia.😒
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
You sound like a homophobe.
You don't like the gays peoples?
Orange man BAD 🤣😂🤣😂😔
Stephen: WHO PUT ICED TEA IN MY LIQUOR FLASK?! (points at employee) READ MY CONTRACT!!!
Employee: I'm aware.
I just appreciate that they went to the length of putting iced tea rather than water in the flask since iced tea is regularly used as the fake whisky you see on TV shows.
Hold that fish sandwich, I changed my mind! I meant under the 2nd grade IQ. - That's Donald Trump.
"This is ice tea!" LOL Thanks for the laugh Steven!
Orangeaid, anyone?
Oh, the desperation ! 😂😂🤣🤣
"Im not a racist; I am an equal opportunity hater." ~Donald J. Trump.
Difference is he doesn't hate white people because they are white.
@@jstnsmutek Indeed. When he looks in the mirror he thinks, "Deez NUTS". He's not hating on himself.
Am I the only one who mutes the parts where Trump speaks? I can't her his voice. It's seriously traumatizing.
Except for rich people and maybe those who brown nose.
He really is. He loves anyone who kisses his ass and hates anyone who calls him out on his bull.
I'm not looking for bad news. Trump just keeps happening.
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Been 4 years T.T
Seems like the ones that take the most never gives anything back and if they do they just complain about it
Hey Stephen!! it's not just the ppl of america watching your show! Germany loves to watch you as well!!
Can anyone tell me the difference between "Gone" but at the "very least obliterated"? LOLOL
"It may even be gone, but at minimum obliterated."
No matter how much time has passed, Trump always finds a new way to mangle the English language. It's like saying "your husband might be wounded, but at the very least, he's been maimed."
The Don and bunker Joe are all cut from the same cloth. Trump always finds a way to mangle English and Joe always finds a new way to sniff hair (a true shampoo sommelier some may say).
Also putting out the fear that somehow Democrats are just going to wipe away Amendments, which takes YEARS to do if at all. Nothing but pandering. He's got nothing else.
Devlin Burgess th-cam.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/w-d-xo.html What are the dynasties of China?
Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong
@@cero2277 and your just a racist🤷🤷
Hahahaha! Steven you kill me!! So glad you're around ..and Evie too!
Stay Safe everyone
Has any president ever given a statement on soup? God his brain is mush
Which alphabet?
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The letter 'F'
Nice, ur Majesty.😃 I legit giggled.
had to think about that one a couple secs. i was off in a different direction, but yeah "lying pig" is dead on. pathological lying pig at that.
You know why he prefers chick peas?
Because you can't make a garbanzo bean!
Being labeled a racist in today's society is much like being labeled a witch in Salem, Massachusetts during the 1600s. No evidence is required. It had become a weapon used to destroy people's lives and reputations simply because you disagree with them. The mobs of ignorant rioters, looters and protesters will eat it up so long as it fits their narrative of victimhood.
Bide
This show is one of the few things keeping me sane during this crazy time.
Too bad it's all leftist propaganda, the only thing they do is critisize trump and don't criticize Biden for using a teleprompter to answer questions from the press.
Why the F**k are you here then?
@@mainheim2061 well let me just say I'm so glad you came and watched this show because you watching it is promoting it in the TH-cam algorithm and the ads you watched before the video are providing the show with revenue. So nice of you to show support in such a round about way :)
Dont worry about the drama and uncertainty outside your parameters. Everything's cool.
@@mainheim2061 Then don't watch it...go back to Fox and OANN!
Stephen's country boy is on full display- he knew what that was instantly! 🤣
4:35 Wow, look at that density packed super spreading crowd.
He is like a character from South Park. Could it be, that Trump actually is Cartman's father?
No, because we know who Cartman's father is.
id believe it, id believe that trump is a robot operated by Cartman even more
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. -Mark Twain (who is currently turning over in his grave)
tRUMP = Cartman
Actually, I blame South Park's recent cancellation on Trump. I mean, how do you produce a show that exaggerates wildly for a living in a reality that is so bat shit crazy that it is nigh impossible to exaggerate it any further?
Nothing says, "I'm pro-individualism/anti-collectivism." like standing around, wearing the same hat as a bunch of other yahoos.
Have you ever heard a more communist phrase than:
'Where we go one we go all'.
...?!
Mmm bollocks. The real fascists are BLM brownshirts going round telling diners to raise their fist and follow the marxist cult, cancel culture 1984, sjws, msm, most academia, antifa etc etc.
because their all about conformity and uniformity. like when the bitch and moan about state and individual rights and then usurp them at the federal level.
@@MrAussieJules Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of waiting for the next "Q drop" to bless us with your perspective.
@@MrAussieJules Wow, you have all the buzzwords! Pity you can't string them together into a coherent thought.
LOL the nervous offscreen “I...I’m aware” killed me
Police should have the same requirements under law as the rest of us .
They should be held in jail and have their day in court.
Yes.
How much did it cost to taxpayers for 278 visits to golf course which Trump took since his inauguration ?
141 millions!
Jesus
😳😵
so glad Stephen says it out loud for people to hear. This is so crazy
public transportation is really in the toilet, well maybe not the only thing.... I still miss the Colbert Report and Corona reminds me of a beer
"I'm perhaps the biggest creep."
- Trump
Yesss!!!!
Another word he doesn't know the definition of: Obliterated.
Right?
@@FlameOnTheBeat ya, I know what it means lol.
Never understood why Americans say “tuna fish”. I mean what other forms of tuna exist? Tuna cow?
This is a brilliant business idea. You could totally sell that. Beef in a can, call it tuna cow.
tuna piano.
@@scottbecker4367 I want to start a brand of canned chicken and call it "tuna of the land"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@catzmeeow this whole thread is funny. I love it.
"The internet is 99% doom" 🤣
Oh Steve what a giggle and laugh all the way to Napier NZ. Love it. 😂
This election is starting to feel like the band playing on while the Titanic sinks. Time to get in a lifeboat.
Lolol. Lmao. 😂😂😂😂
Yeah,..The Biden/Harris lifeboat!.....
The Holy Spirit can see millions of years in the future. America is a leader in democracy. Trumps is a vulgar and disgusting leader. The Holy Spirit is trying to have the people of America build the legal frame work and process to remove these types of leaders so that the world can move into a more stable society that allows global peace and prosperity. Just enjoy the late night comedy and vote.
@@The_Christ_Angel I don't agree with the Holy Spirit stuff, but Trump is vile!
Starting to?
Great show, you deliver our current dystopia in a way that makes it palatable.
I hope no one ever calls you "The Donald"
He’s in a war with canned tuna?? Wtf is he on??
Trump is audibly slurring his words, just like my dad after his small strokes
At this point this is elderly abuse, someone needs to take him home
Maybe he’ll fall down some stairs soon
Lol biden is a walking corpse
I hadn't even thought of mini-strokes/TIAs... Now I gotta actually pay attention when the sumbitch is talking to see if I can spot it. It's not beyond the realm of possibility, that's for sure. Hell, Reagan was senile, he had straight up dementia from Alzheimer's, _while he was still in office!_ When he sat in court and said, "I don't recall..." he was being honest, he didn't recall. Search for video of Bill Clinton spacing out. My point is, Dump is not running things, someone else behind the curtain is, and that's an even scarier prospect than Dump being senile.
Dixon Cider:- Haven’t we heard this all before?
Truth be told, we have been hearing this since 2016... “Orange man bad! Orange man bad!” Blah, blah, BLAH!! Save it for your social worker will you?
As you quite rightly point out, Joe Biden IS a walking corpse. All hail the man who said:- “I’m your best shot at beating Ronald Reagan” (?) If an original thought went through that man’s head, it would be the fastest trip in America.
Joe Biden, is that the best they got?
Lol 😂 ice tea in his flask. He seemed genuinely surprised.
if another 4 years for the bunker boy, we may need to place its big-fat-face-photo in every home , this may become the rule in order........Vote....
America is a giant gun == doubt it ever be like north korea. It'll be what its always been predicted to become --- 20% Super Rich == 80%Lawless , fight for your life type of shit. I don't support either side,, Demo's don't have any real answers either. Be Rich,, or Be dead= new American logo
The casserole joke 🤣 10/10
Yessss, Long Island ice tea!!!
Each and every journalist there should repeat the question until he answers or walks.
So he'll walk, then complain about nasty reporters and "gotcha" questions.
You will like this Brent Peller:
www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/01/10/trumps-ambassador-to-netherlands-was-asked-to-name-a-person-burned-because-of-islam-he-couldnt/
Look for the video of the press conference of Hoekstra on TH-cam, it's hilarious.
It's the quiet "I'm aware" there at the end that kills me
Dr. Colbert you look 10 years younger! THANK YOU for all your work
the jury's in, dwayne johnson lifts. we knew trump was a racist
If T'rump likes to call stuff according to their origin, he has to call his wife "Slovenia human"
So, she really is human, then? I thought she might be a droid.
Or Melancholia !!!
Danny Klimt Art th-cam.com/video/gpx-tX3-2jc/w-d-xo.html What are the dynasties of China?
Then, also, he'd need to declare his taxes in Rubles!
Wait til you see who he pardons when leaving office.
Any and everyone convicted of a Federal crime. That way he can be the Boss of a REALLY big crime family.
Cheers, Colbert Nation! Aces, Stephen. xx
Yay.. He called it 'THE' Late Show' again.... Welcome back Ste.. XXXX