Autocrats Watch Our President Cling To His Job, Beg For Cash, And Obstruct The Transition Of Power

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  • The current President is turning heads around the world by refusing to participate in the transition of power to his victorious opponent Joe Biden, who is pressing ahead and preparing to take office. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @LuigIan2000
    @LuigIan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I did NOT expect this “refusing to say T****’s name” bit to actually continue, and I respect the hell out of it

    • @rabbitjr
      @rabbitjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's like they're censoring his name to avoid being found by T**** stans on twitter lol

    • @JCTravelhat
      @JCTravelhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, so it's just a running joke then?
      At first I thought it was some sort of Orwellian censorship xD

    • @michellejohnson1298
      @michellejohnson1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First I've heard about it and I absolutely 💕 the idea.

    • @texasgonzo67
      @texasgonzo67 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this were ancient Egypt, his name would be being erased from every wall. Ah'men

  • @CrazyPlantLady911
    @CrazyPlantLady911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    He should be charged for submitting all those frivolous law suits and wasting so much court time and taxpayer money.

    • @azshadow32
      @azshadow32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Soo true. Also for the endless golf trips and making us pay to put up the secret service staff. T**** really is 🗑 🚮 trash needing a ride to the dump.

    • @lonniewright1384
      @lonniewright1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like all that money wasted on a frivolous impeachment!

    • @CrazyPlantLady911
      @CrazyPlantLady911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@lonniewright1384 You know he was actually impeached, right?!?!? 🤦‍♀️

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lonniewright1384 He was impeached, darling. Wake up and smell the coffee.

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vexatious litigant

  • @ThomasPanto
    @ThomasPanto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Never forget. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Money does not buy class. Trump is a clear example

    • @Chloe-qn2nx
      @Chloe-qn2nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Puts me in mind of the old saying, "if it weren't for LOW class, he'd have no class at all".

    • @brandadse.1741
      @brandadse.1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most the time, it’s the contrary.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The saying's not wrong, but all the evidence points to him not having much money at all anyway.

    • @jamesbeshears6717
      @jamesbeshears6717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should a president who's been impeached be able to run for a second term ? Consecutive term or not.

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Growing up, and living as a "poor" person, I totally agree!
      Your comment rings true and Must be heard! @Just Human..
      Thank you and I appreciate that priceless fact..

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    Trump: "If I lose to Biden, I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again!".. So far, so good.👍

    • @amazedsatsuma
      @amazedsatsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      OMG that might be only true thing he ever said during his entire presidency

    • @Wyvern1-1
      @Wyvern1-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh, didnt even realized that, he's trying to do what he promised!

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿

    • @chulasexychica11
      @chulasexychica11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Finally he kept his word on this one staments lol ...so far ...

  • @Droorogers
    @Droorogers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I LOVE that they have decided to stop referring to T**** by name. For a horrid little egotistical narcissist, refusing to call him by name is the best way to dig at him.

    • @adamestrada7610
      @adamestrada7610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found it even more funny that they didn't bleep "Trump" when it referenced anyone else outside the orange D.

    • @lesserspottedmugwump.363
      @lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just childish. America is really embarrassing itself.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Martine Not yet. He might live out the remainder of his term without invocation of the 25th Amendment...or he might see resignation - leaving before Biden is inaugurated - as a way of departing on his own terms. I'd expect Pence to pardon him for any and all crimes or malfeasance committed before or during his term.

    • @MW-pb2gf
      @MW-pb2gf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genuinely been wishing the media had done this since 2015. Names have power... we should have been denying that monstrous fascist every scrap of power literally this entire time.

    • @ttec4u
      @ttec4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're an idiot too!

  • @blk_phoenix
    @blk_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I nominate the name: "The mundane plain jane with no links to Ukraine" - Ron Klain :) love the show Stephen

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sphinctoro Sometimes it is difficult to locate the "clematis" on women named Gladys.
      If you really try, you can get it licked.

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "T****"...oh, how I love that. Thumbs up, LSSC crew.

  • @elkikex
    @elkikex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    The asterisks are because a couple days ago Stephen pledged to not recognizing his name until he recognizes defeat.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thanks for clearing that up. That disgrace doesn’t deserve anything from the American people after how much he’s fucked us over

    • @Holbytatown
      @Holbytatown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thanks, I started to think that his surname became a slur in the USA🤣 (Well he would deserve it, he is the one ridiculing himself)

    • @TheDaleeni
      @TheDaleeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is the best punishment. He lives for fame, he deserves to not be recognized. Imagine if the press picked up on that and never mentioned his name for a few weeks? He'd loose it!

    • @emerje0
      @emerje0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Holbytatown In Europe the word trump has long been a slang for fart so you aren't too far off from it being inappropriate. He's certainly going out like a wet one.

    • @killiansmithy
      @killiansmithy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheDaleeni class idea.!

  • @BillyKueekSG
    @BillyKueekSG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    I don’t get it, why does a self-proclaimed “billionnaire” needs money from ordinary citizens for his personal agenda?

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      What is sad is that MAGAts will give money to him even if they cannot afford it. Like evangelicals give to Kenneth Copeland.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Bogus billionaire baby begging for bucks

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Have you seen his tax returns?

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Tracy Davison Exactly!

    • @disnalee
      @disnalee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His pocket is always full and more money to hide in dummy accts

  • @aprilgardner5124
    @aprilgardner5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I’m liking the new blackout of The Orange One’s name.

    • @jimr9499
      @jimr9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know! I don't watch every episode/clip of Colbert's so I figured they had always done that and I was just noticing it now. But I like it a lot too! That asshat certainly deserves it...

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like it too, but why are they doing it?

    • @richardgalvin1725
      @richardgalvin1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@annebruecks7381 Because his name is profanity.

    • @michellejohnson1298
      @michellejohnson1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too. I now do the same now and wish more people would also.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annebruecks7381 I suspect it has more to do with legal issues. It's not the newspapers who are putting in the *'s, it's this show. Notice they're not using his name either. "He who shall not be named."

  • @LloydFink
    @LloydFink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I love how you guys edited “his” name to look like a curse word.

    • @loyalt9827
      @loyalt9827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I Have Noticed Every Late Show & News Agency Using T×××× & Saying President/Presidency ..No Longer Using his name & not explaining it? I Assume that Lawsuits Have Been Filed by The President Of JACKASSERY & EGOCENTRISM 🐒🐒🐒

    • @texasgonzo67
      @texasgonzo67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause it IS.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name IS a curse word!!!

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but have you seen what we can do to *ucker Carlson?
      Added Bonus: Only 1/4 the required asterisks, so you can do more before reloading!

  • @olasylvia1
    @olasylvia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I don't know when I'll stop feeling happy to see Stephen so visibly relieved and joyous. It's like we all got our lives back after a 4 yr long hostage situation. Not a day too soon !

    • @-clickhere
      @-clickhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is anyone relieved? The United States and the world in general, is going to hell regardless.

    • @warrenf5821
      @warrenf5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-clickhere You're not wrong, but we're all a hell of a lot better off without Trump leading us down the path of insanity. We now have a chance to build back better (to quote Biden).

    • @Leah-yz4rj
      @Leah-yz4rj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      January 20th can't get here fast enough

  • @snooziblu
    @snooziblu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    Colbert seems genuinely happy since the election was called.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      We all are. =)

    • @xxxxxqreenwolfxxxxxhi5258
      @xxxxxqreenwolfxxxxxhi5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @suraj 2020 don't forget taking credit for the accomplishments of others. Trump supporters and Trump himself LOVE doing that.

    • @mathsandmuscles
      @mathsandmuscles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Lol, I as a future engineer am extremely happy too. The clean energy sector has been downgrading ever this dick-tator said he doesn't believe in climate change. The world needs it's most powerful country to do something about climate change and Biden is going to do that. I'm so happy.

    • @Curtis.Carpenter
      @Curtis.Carpenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THE ELECTION HASNT BEEN CALLED YOU FOOL

    • @kristinLB
      @kristinLB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Aren’t we all? I know I have felt so much better.

  • @d.263
    @d.263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anyone else physically addicted to Colbert's nightly address? LOVE YOU STEPHEN!

  • @waxwinged_hound
    @waxwinged_hound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "Oh you sexy, sexy, boring man" line has been the highlight of my week honestly

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes one wonder what Stephen's "sexy talk" is like.

  • @kristivaldez5815
    @kristivaldez5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Yeah! You're not saying the T word. I support this.

    • @tiffanykihn6191
      @tiffanykihn6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/tumRuBevNKM/w-d-xo.html 1

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Decency is making a comeback!

  • @msbuff
    @msbuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    T****** is exactly how history will remember him too.

    • @TheIncredibleShrimpolino
      @TheIncredibleShrimpolino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What's up the those asterisks? Did I miss something?

    • @originalsun5206
      @originalsun5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@TheIncredibleShrimpolino Stephen said he wouldn't mention T****'s name as long as he refusing to accept the election result. Everyone just joining in on it.

    • @leevancleef553
      @leevancleef553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'll remember him as F***head.

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who

    • @TheIncredibleShrimpolino
      @TheIncredibleShrimpolino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@originalsun5206 Thank you! Guess I really missed something...maybe I'll see it later.

  • @peppeddu
    @peppeddu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Trump has drained so much energy from our daily life, we should be sending him a bill for all the lost productivity.

    • @karianne1970
      @karianne1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He should be getting the bill for every COVID-19 patient who died in the hospital, he should be getting all of their funeral bills, and basically should be paying for all of those lives for the rest of his.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anthony Griffin Back at you.
      Please re-adjust your Ignoraniium Helmet....your brain waves are becoming more and more scattered.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anthony Griffin Nobody is blaming the virus on Dump
      It is his unconscionable lack of belief in science and lack of any knowledge of anything medical(especially a virus)that has led to our Bigly Daily World Record numbers of infections and deaths. Dump Never stopped any traffic from Europe or his golf course in Scotland.
      At he time Italy was the world's hotspot.
      Now, thanks to the Kult45 Kovid Killer we have to start all over.
      Your "alternative facts" are showing....again.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anthony Griffin You cannot actually believe this Bull$hit...right?
      Two choices- 1 you are trying to be amusing...or 2 you are a total fool
      Choose one

    • @madisonscott1132
      @madisonscott1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a dam lie. It was the Dems and Fake media that has destroyed America and we have the proof of it, Just look at the mess they have created! ~ J

  • @BoilingFrogs2050
    @BoilingFrogs2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Hes not going to leave of his volition. Carrying him out will be required, Volunteers?

    • @jillsmith633
      @jillsmith633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll do it. In full hazmat gear though.

    • @jessealling229
      @jessealling229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Matt C. Love your idea, but is an F-150 big enough??? A Hummer or a jeep, I will lend a hand too!

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessealling229 How about an APC or a tank?

    • @Zerolink30
      @Zerolink30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F dat put him on a catapult, easier to burn that then the poor cars

    • @evergreen3037
      @evergreen3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zerolink30 OMG too funny. The image in my mind made me lol. 🤣

  • @Ittybit2003
    @Ittybit2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The paper isn't even using his name. The letters are replaced with asterisks. I love it!

    • @Noone-of-your-Business
      @Noone-of-your-Business 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Erm, no. Of course the New York Times _does_ use his name. Check www.nytimes.com/international/ Of course that's Colbert's doing. I mean, this is political satire, so of course.

    • @dw999
      @dw999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Noone-of-your-Business About that 5% who don't know which candidate won the election ... Thank you, GOP, for 40 years of savaging public education in order to create idiots you can manipulate; who gives a fuck about how that'll affect democracy!

    • @darkhorse7460
      @darkhorse7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think Stephen and the show did it since saying in his last show he wasn't going to use his name.

    • @nelsonclub7722
      @nelsonclub7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ruthhenley6902 Excellent - have a thumbs up from me

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nelsonclub7722 I didn't mean the thumbs down Nelson, I just wanted to see if they work because I have never seen one. Oh, they don't work.

  • @lambdamax
    @lambdamax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    In just noticed T***s name is never mentioned ever. Genius.

    • @Casper-fl1wy
      @Casper-fl1wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      th-cam.com/video/6I4YB2sARi4/w-d-xo.html
      A song that looks into the absolutely f#cking bizarre beliefs of Q and MAGAt people.
      Stay away from the crazies!
      Please share if you like it

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and stay safe in the '020s.

    • @timelord15
      @timelord15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A few days ago Stephen said he won't have his name on the show anymore, so he only says it wrong or not at all

    • @louieshere
      @louieshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why?

    • @kyl75
      @kyl75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timelord15 thats just like trump calling a win on election, or not liking his daughter, or fixing coronavirus, or being a draft dodger, or a liar, or a..... ok..... biden is better.

  • @theodemetriades7370
    @theodemetriades7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “just because the lunatic gets off, doesn’t mean he’ll leave the train” lol

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What, you mean if he's jackin it!?

    • @heatherdequetteville9184
      @heatherdequetteville9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It did take me a minute, but I finally got it. Very droll. Sure need a laugh today. Thanks👵

    • @v6g1r8
      @v6g1r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidperez5089 BINGO !

  • @terranceblount5959
    @terranceblount5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My absolute favorite line was about Don Jr. and Gil not wanting the ride to end. They love being on the road or anywhere with white lines. Dying! 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "Everyone just kind of sits there and stares ahead, pretends they can't hear him, and waits for him to eventually get off."
    * Melania and Ivanka exchange knowing looks *

    • @deancasper453
      @deancasper453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agree. Wonder why?

    • @KarldeRavin
      @KarldeRavin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @cosmicjazzman4817
      @cosmicjazzman4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ✌😂😂😂🤣

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Ivanka is pretty loyal to him, no?

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dielaughing73 Well I hope his girlfriend is loyal. 😏

  • @amye1642
    @amye1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "T****" - I like it, should've been doing this all along. Maybe he was just acting out to see his name all over this whole time!

    • @shakthidhasan4544
      @shakthidhasan4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and that what Melania said.

    • @Ceci_et_Cela
      @Ceci_et_Cela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because now its a bad word Lol

    • @petergreer2583
      @petergreer2583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who? - [look away...]

    • @maryvallettakeith6146
      @maryvallettakeith6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We should do this for all criminals. No more free publicity for lawbreakers.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andree948 he's that guy that used to call radio stations as John Barron and talk about how great t**** was.

  • @Wutzmename
    @Wutzmename 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your monologues are helping my depression.

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “He Who Shall Not Be Named” still sounds better than the actual name at this point. Bye bye dictator.

    • @MrDjru31az
      @MrDjru31az 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% agree

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed!

    • @xmarcoestradax
      @xmarcoestradax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Voldemort sounds better than that guys name

    • @MonCheriCampbell
      @MonCheriCampbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xmarcoestradax I’ve been calling trump Cornelius Fudge for the last past four years

    • @JaimeMesChiens
      @JaimeMesChiens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MonCheriCampbell I’ve called him Shitler. Nothing else. Ever.
      Shitler.

  • @Ender7j
    @Ender7j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Let me get this straight, I can’t smoke a joint because it’s damaging to society but Drumpf can refuse to hand over power and it’s fine for society...
    Our lawmakers need to be limited to how long they can sit up there making all that money and doing nothing for it

    • @Daymickey
      @Daymickey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesssss! Term limits!!!!

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dont worry, we'll add "sabotaging the government" to the list of crimes to charge him with once his immunity ends in january

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Come to CA/CO/a bunch of other states and smoke a joint with us

  • @charlie_chaplins_cockring5967
    @charlie_chaplins_cockring5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Steve. Man. I don’t even know what to say. Thank you and your brilliant team for giving us levity, truth, and humor through this unending veil of tears that is 2016-2020. I love you both in the non and real man-crush senses

  • @dragongirl7978
    @dragongirl7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Do you know how hard it is to get Americans to agree to anything that isn't smothered in melted cheese?"
    I feel called out. 😅😂😂

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rainephaine7314
      @rainephaine7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya same here lmao

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoping trump sees this show and in desperation starts the cheese bucket challenge. Where instead of ice you dump a bucket of melted cheese over your head. Would love that as a goodbye gift from him

  • @Mystro84
    @Mystro84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    For those who haven't seen this one yet:
    Why can't Trump use the front door of the White House anymore?
    Because it's forbiden.

    • @merceywatts5118
      @merceywatts5118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @HCmusink333
      @HCmusink333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for that, kind stranger!

    • @kathryngeeslin9509
      @kathryngeeslin9509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice.

    • @coudgeb
      @coudgeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cute. Tys

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol i kinda see a joke in there, forbiden (for biden)

  • @Hiltothedance1
    @Hiltothedance1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    'This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a gasping fart' - how the history books will describe the end of Agolf Twittler's reign.

  • @chancentot2012
    @chancentot2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    I like how we are censoring his name to slowly pretend he doesn’t exist.

    • @JengiX
      @JengiX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Should have happened in '15!!

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      emu nator he exists alright but is persona non grata.

    • @fredb3400
      @fredb3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He exists only as a curse word.

    • @eveFlower101
      @eveFlower101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Lord Orangemort....

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I hear if you say his name three times he appears, pays someone else to stab your eyes out, stiffs them, and then goes around making claims that he made your eyes great again.

  • @abdenbichikoun2652
    @abdenbichikoun2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Louis Armstrong
    « There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell them. »

  • @900rr
    @900rr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To You, Your Great Bands, Your Great Staff, and 1,000,000 more episodes! Thank "youse"....

  • @devinward4440
    @devinward4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Its nice to see Stephen with a genuine smile on his face again.

    • @katc2345
      @katc2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hes lit! Lol! I love this man!!!

  • @karianne1970
    @karianne1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Stephen, there’s no way I would’ve made it through the last four years without your incredible sense of humor and your sharp observations.Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 💙❤️

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and Trevor Noah all deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. And that’s not even a joke.

    • @karianne1970
      @karianne1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ellengrace4609 I agree with you. 🙂

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the Hotel California of Presidencies.
    "you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

    • @eleanormedina6703
      @eleanormedina6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He will leave. He is too cowardly to do the Hitler exit.

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eleanormedina6703 Hey I sure hope he does. But even after he's gone it will linger forever in our minds.

  • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
    @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Please let me in, Dad!" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😂

  • @hariharanjanakiraman4084
    @hariharanjanakiraman4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Am from a southern most part of India. And live in the outskirt of a small town called Theni. I have almost watched all the thousand videos I think. Got addicted to you and feeling you as one in my family. Don't know how many episodes I've missed in those 1000. Yet you are amazing. Congrats Stephen. Am with you always..

    • @poutygorilla2698
      @poutygorilla2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope you are safe, well & happy in these terrible times 💓

    • @agentsheenx3551
      @agentsheenx3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get it, why does a self-proclaimed “billionnaire” needs money from ordinary citizens for his personal agenda?

    • @jakbil7
      @jakbil7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's cool man

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agentsheenx3551 Because Deutsche bank is calling in his loans. Now wants to distance themselves from BB.

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How kind. We all live in one world. Connected by our humanity.

  • @DecentGatsby
    @DecentGatsby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Character matters, being a good person matters. Truth matters.” -Van Jones

  • @reginaldgeorge6239
    @reginaldgeorge6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    They should really start flying the Trump baby balloon where ever he goes.

    • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
      @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For the pure, blissful giggle fits alone, I second this.

    • @m.j.cicero276
      @m.j.cicero276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan The motion carries. All in favor say "aye."

    • @29DPT
      @29DPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or at least a trump piñata

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Anthony Griffin Sorry, but the one who can't get it inflated id Ghouliani
      Love the video of Rudy with his hand down his trousers trying furiously to awaken his dead pangolin....Whose secretions...I have heard this from all the best people...were primarily responsible for the spread of the Kung Flu Ghyna Virus in the U.S.....come on man

    • @janetbrown6301
      @janetbrown6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reginald George I heard that in England he was delusional enough to believe that the toilet paper rolls they made with his name and the balloon they floated in the air as complimentary.

  • @jonwilliams446
    @jonwilliams446 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That joke about getting a membership at mar-a-lago to get classified documents was kinda precinct

  • @leswhitetrash697
    @leswhitetrash697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    What do you do when Don Jr. throws a hand grenade at you? Take out the pin and throw it back.

    • @michaelwoolcock5600
      @michaelwoolcock5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pixador13
      @pixador13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @azshadow32
      @azshadow32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂👍❤💯

    • @foamycoffee
      @foamycoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "Sits and stares, pretends they can't hear him, and waits for him to get off."
    Ah. The Melania Technique.

    • @joans6047
      @joans6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tvirgo7501
      @tvirgo7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aleisaetheridge8682
      @aleisaetheridge8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good one lol

    • @lindseyariegel7703
      @lindseyariegel7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂 I'm sure by now she only puts his pasty peanut between her thighs and he's gullible enough to think he's "doing it"

    • @TheCdiacono
      @TheCdiacono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lindseyariegel7703 Gross but hilarious.

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His wife's laugh in the background at 4:18 is life giving at this point. So nice to hear someone laugh other than me

  • @travisscott4421
    @travisscott4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Trump's insanity has now officially reached "clinical intervention needed" territory. An intervention? You mean "internment".

    • @lindalennon57
      @lindalennon57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Possibly in a cage at the Southern Border? I hear they have "really clean floors"!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Congratulations on 1000 episodes!
    Here's to another few thousand!
    Cheers!

  • @mjc11a
    @mjc11a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Congratulations to Stephen and your team for hitting the 1,000 mark 👏 Given everything that 2020 has thrown at us, this is a huge accomplishment! Thank you for helping me to laugh again during this crazy time. Thanks for posting and stay safe 🙏

  • @gceElwood
    @gceElwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Save America PAC". The acronym for that is "SAP". A perfect description for anyone who would donate to trump's personal money-raising fund.

  • @darthvadersith514
    @darthvadersith514 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Well sure, if Biden wants access to classified national security intel, everybody knows he's got to go through the proper channels and buy a membership to Mar a Lago."
    WOW. That joke hits differently now!

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    He’s asking for donations for his “Defense Fund,” but Rueters found in the fine print that any donation less than $8k go directly to President Trump or the RNC. He’s STILL SCAMMING!!🤣

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s always been about the money for Trump.

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@furball8967 This is the first time he's ever actually made a profit... :P

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why would anyone give a supposed billionaire need to beg for money?

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mikoto7693 Be careful you can’t use logic with trumps base.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mikoto7693 You should watch John Olivers part on Televangelists... Why do people give money to a guy to buy a fricking private jet? And merely months later ANOTHER one?
      That happens if you train people from birth to obey and not question authority...

  • @imironbatmanjaredmontaug4477
    @imironbatmanjaredmontaug4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that Colbert was not kidding when he said in an earlier show this week that he "refuses to remember Trump's name"!!! T****'s name is bleeped out of articles, and I don't think Colbert says his name once!

    • @MayaBailey871
      @MayaBailey871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which video is that in? I missed it and I’ve gone through all of them and can’t find it.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He did say it once, but it was part of the joke where he then couldn't remember Don Jr.'s name. I just kept thinking about how nice it would have been if the FCC insisted his name be censored like that the whole time.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you for explaining, I was wondering why that was.

  • @riyamehta6004
    @riyamehta6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Save America PAC"? More like: "Give me runaway money PAC".

    • @SolarLiner
      @SolarLiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly a "Political" "Action" "Committee"

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't believe anyone would donate to Trump at this point!!

  • @androozle18
    @androozle18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    i think trump is scared of the legal trouble he could get in back in the world

    • @JaimeMesChiens
      @JaimeMesChiens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course he is!

    • @rmercado8138
      @rmercado8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s the only reason he’s making all this noise. He’s been inmune to all types of prosecution while in WH. But once he leaves office there’s no place he could hide.

    • @rmercado8138
      @rmercado8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Brian Hoy YOU PEOPLE?

    • @javiermunoz9732
      @javiermunoz9732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE that they have decided to stop referring to T** by name. For a horrid little egotistical narcissist, refusing to call him by name is the best way to dig at him.

  • @bewren1
    @bewren1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Kimberley Gargoyle. Lap dances for donations. What class these people have!!

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She maybe got five bucks from Rudy...
      She was is bit to loud for his trouser microphone/ breathalyzer/ dicta phone. Those things need to be adjusted from time to time.
      Don t...
      ...stop
      Don....
      Stop
      Don't stop don't stop
      Hmmmm you remind me of my cousin...
      ...Frank.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who doesn't want lap dances from a woman who's already been accused of sexual harassment by a former assistant? 🤢

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep! Religious too, right?

    • @johnr1762
      @johnr1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By the size of her mouth, I'd say she's been doing more than lap dancing... With a horse 🐴👄🦴😮

    • @nadiar.4638
      @nadiar.4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You gotta do, what you gotta do to get money. I've seen many people (from all political sides) do this before. Usually for better causes though. If I remember correctly, last year someone raised a million by selling pictures online for the fires in Australia. If people are willing to pay and you are comfortable with it, why not? Its her body

  • @davidb6576
    @davidb6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how they're ***** out T*****'s name. It's fitting, there's been no greater obscenity than that Orange Taint over the last four years.

  • @aiya3130
    @aiya3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I tried to have a garage sale but no one wanted my garage" XD XD XD I died!!!

  • @KennedyOtieno1944
    @KennedyOtieno1944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I can't wait to see your staff, Chief " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DashaTheDivineDivah
    @DashaTheDivineDivah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The fact that he doesn't get that him not conceding makes him look even crazier just shows how severe his narcissism is

    • @wendellrichardson1569
      @wendellrichardson1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you should stop calling him "president" and start calling him "ex-president" so he wont cling to his old job anymore

    • @mish375
      @mish375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      According to the DSM, the requirements for Narcissistic personality disorder are as follows.
      1. A grandiose sense of self-importance
      2. A preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
      3. A belief that he or she is special and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people or institutions
      4. A need for excessive admiration
      5. A sense of entitlement (sound like anyone we know?)
      6. Interpersonally exploitive behavior
      7. A lack of empathy
      8. Envy of others or a belief that others are envious of him or her
      9. A demonstration of arrogant and haughty behaviors or attitudes
      Donald Trump scores off the charts on every one of these. The man is definitely a malignant narcissist.

    • @chrisw9122
      @chrisw9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn't have to concede. He's still moving out and that's all that matter. Him not conceding is embarrassing and will be cataloged in history books. He doesn't care about what anyone thinks. He's unhinged.

    • @phongdang2874
      @phongdang2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @phongdang2874
      @phongdang2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mish375 yup lol

  • @gomezaddams4347
    @gomezaddams4347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I admire how Stephen refused to say Fatso’s name, and blanked it out throughout.

    • @fecardona
      @fecardona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should do so for the rest of the late show forever

  • @adamjdonohue
    @adamjdonohue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Eric trump stuff makes me cry with laughter. That impression!

  • @MB-uv2yi
    @MB-uv2yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations Stephen, your wife, family and your technical crews. Thanks for keeping us sane for the past 4 years. God Bless you all.

  • @andysiukwong
    @andysiukwong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm just happy to see Stephen happy...and not angry/sad talk show host.

  • @davidguthary8147
    @davidguthary8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I see Stephen is holding true to his word: refusing to remember the president's name until he concedes defeat.

    • @ceciliapaz7115
      @ceciliapaz7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why should he concede defeat if legally Biden hasn't won yet? I'm not a Trump supporter, I'm happy if Biden wins, but the media claiming the election is over like they have any authority about the issue makes me sick, calling Biden president elect when he is not, the most unprofessional... The same media claiming Russian interference before now claim fraud is impossible. Can't they just inform on the election legal progress and refrain from telling people what to think?

    • @Bruce-vq7ni
      @Bruce-vq7ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ceciliapaz7115 Your kidding. Give it up with the sneaky pro Trump BS. Trump can't possible win at this point even with that dictator Putins help. So Trump has lost.

    • @anitabetterthandvd
      @anitabetterthandvd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      during the 2016 election, clinton conceded before electoral votes hit 270. as did many during previous elections. trump refusing to concede with dignity shows what kind of person he is. the reason the media has called the race is because there is no way for trump to win, even if people finished counting the votes. if there were widespread fraud that could affect the election, then it would be investigated. five million people would have to have voted illegally for it to make a difference. so it doesn't matter. this is how elections work. i think people just haven't been paying attention to how elections are called because it didn't seem to matter until trumps ruined america.

    • @nickmessner700
      @nickmessner700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ceciliapaz7115 You see the thing here is that Biden HAS won. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is the certification and appointment of electors. Which doesn't happen until December. You will note of course that we have not waited until December to declare a president-elect ever, barring long term legal challenges. The reason they can make that determination right now is because they have access to the vote counts and the number of electors that each state has. They aren't "telling us how to feel" or "claiming interference is impossible" either, they aren't accurately reporting the facts as they pertain to this election. There hasn't been any evidence provided of widespread voter fraud. And Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 elections, that was proven conclusively, so stop pretending the media made it up.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ceciliapaz7115 It makes you sick that we don't all think the process should be different from all previous elections? I see.

  • @karifredheim8293
    @karifredheim8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His Eric impersonation kills me every time.

  • @annnaylor5961
    @annnaylor5961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations to all all members of your team.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    while he is moving from the Denial stage and going into the Anger stage. Buckle up

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He only has one stage.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That means next is Bargaining. Can that be used?

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But an angry one with a nuclear button.😱

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NONYA business LOL. Come back when the drugs wear off.

  • @haroldpinteresque4460
    @haroldpinteresque4460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Public desperation, turning against FoxNews, begging for cash, scamming his own supporters. I want to thank Donald for finally bringing such much-needed joy to this world!

    • @themascot2754
      @themascot2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joy to the world!

    • @albertroy5293
      @albertroy5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO!

    • @deangelonole9703
      @deangelonole9703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s the best legal scam artist and his supporters keep giving him money. Damn dummies

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump to all his deplorables Merry Christmas and send me MONEY gimme gimme gimmie

    • @Sandro_martino
      @Sandro_martino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The swamp has been drained

  • @Pluveus
    @Pluveus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not gonna lie, the Ensure joke is probably the best joke in late-night.

  • @Lulu-ue2lj
    @Lulu-ue2lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gosh Colbert does the BEST Eric!

  • @odeiraoloap
    @odeiraoloap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    They really just censored out the 45th President's name. **Chef's Kiss**

    • @getpumped87
      @getpumped87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Stephen said he wouldn't say Trump's real name until he accepts the results of the election.

    • @brandonwoohoo
      @brandonwoohoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      You mean T****?

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      still 4 more years 🤣🤣

    • @bigcj321
      @bigcj321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      If you listen close at 11:26, Stephen actually said the forbidden name, and they edited him saying "this" instead. I love it

    • @coachprescott72
      @coachprescott72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Love it

  • @kenyancitizen9952
    @kenyancitizen9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like how they talk about 45 without actually acknowledging him. *NOICE*

    • @carissawalsh1429
      @carissawalsh1429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/e_gBmp8nbzk/w-d-xo.html 1

    • @ferret495
      @ferret495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's basically what's happening overseas, he is already written off and not mentioned, if he is, it is not good, he is not doing himself any good acting like a petulant prima dona

  • @luhall6092
    @luhall6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this. Would be so happy to never hear that name again! Great way to deal with a narcissist. Keep it up Stephen! We love you!

  • @nayinmissoula1432
    @nayinmissoula1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here we go again, "The Emperor Has No Clothes!"

  • @Rocknroll73
    @Rocknroll73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    10:04 So much to love in this monologue (once again), but that quick edit job of Guilfoyle shouting "the BREAST is yet to COME!" was so brilliantly done. Colbert and his entire crew are the best of the best. Congrats on 1000!

    • @tzvikrasner6073
      @tzvikrasner6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one was honestly my favorite. So beautiful.

  • @brianhouston5368
    @brianhouston5368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Congratulations to you and all of the staff at the Late Show for 1000 episodes, Stephen! And THANK YOU for being a voice of sanity in the wilderness these past four years.

  • @thiscatrblx9641
    @thiscatrblx9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The writing, the good spirit, the professionalism , the fucking truth!- I will always be a fan. I'm always laughing along in isolation here in Canada. And no I'm not isolated because it's Canada. congratulations on 1000 episodes. Thank you for being you...all of you!
    Much love from the Okanagan Valley 🥳🤯🥰😎 Canada 🇨🇦🍁

  • @mikel7180
    @mikel7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the few people to consistently make me smile over the last 4 years, thanks Stephen.

  • @caioribeiro3104
    @caioribeiro3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a brazilian, I'm watching this unfolds very closely so I'll be ready when our Tropical Trump do the same two years from now.

    • @tureytaino2785
      @tureytaino2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have your own wannabe dictator in Bolsonaro, Caio.

    • @caioribeiro3104
      @caioribeiro3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tureytaino2785 he is our Tropical Trump.

  • @A.I-GAMING
    @A.I-GAMING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Biden winning definitely helped Colbert get his groove back.

    • @kayjones6684
      @kayjones6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A I Gaming - he/we been in a depression!

    • @sarahhudleston832
      @sarahhudleston832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The world over, even here in South Africa, we were all depressed!!! But how much longer will he cling on????

    • @royroland3884
      @royroland3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hillary Clinton was never locked up. Hahahaha! Where is that chant now huh?

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully that means he finds some new routines other than the stale Trump one we got for 4 years.

    • @mr.e7827
      @mr.e7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@etienne18777 you broke bro? heres a dollar😂

  • @2l84t
    @2l84t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3% of Americans think Trump won 2% think the Earth is flat . Nuff said?

    • @ashertatanka4864
      @ashertatanka4864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump won in an electoral landslide. Biden won't be your President. Sorry

    • @Insomnia_tic
      @Insomnia_tic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashertatanka4864 ok. My name is Stevie Wonder

  • @jeanellis6793
    @jeanellis6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He will disappear with all the money he has racked in during his time in office.

    • @Sequoia204
      @Sequoia204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As befitting of a con-man

  • @inketc.presents5584
    @inketc.presents5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's cute when he flirts with his wife... you can tell he (still) loves her... it's like he's still getting her to laugh...it's adorable...

    • @pradhyudh
      @pradhyudh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couple goals

    • @edwardhammer2680
      @edwardhammer2680 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melania is going to divorce t$$$$$$p

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Lost the election
    Lost the lawsuits
    Lost his mind
    And Donnie will soon lose his assets and his freedom...

    • @maestrogringo
      @maestrogringo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and his wife and youngest son.
      Melania to her divorce lawyers: "Stand back and stand by..."

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We can only hope. To all the people that are donating money to this POS, YOU LOSE.

    • @miriambucholtz9315
      @miriambucholtz9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Lost his mind" is assuming that he had one to lose in the first place.

    • @denisorourke4444
      @denisorourke4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Trump just won a major ruling in PA. Thousands of Biden votes had to be discarded as "illegal". Because.... they were.

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maestrogringo I wish I had been drinking something as I read that just so I could have spat it out.

  • @eleanormedina6703
    @eleanormedina6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Oh my, keep showing his hugging the American flag. PATHETIC.

    • @MsSalome83
      @MsSalome83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sure is, Eleanor.

    • @flnthrn2
      @flnthrn2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anthony Griffin
      There, there. Let it all out. You'll feel better. Now hush.

    • @eleanormedina6703
      @eleanormedina6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anthony Griffin no I look at the flag and know my ancestors were killed by that symbol.

    • @eleanormedina6703
      @eleanormedina6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have washed my hair with strawberries. Coconut., lemon.. tree oil , ectcetra even beer shampoo. Only two men noticed the hair smell. It wasn't what the advertisers said .

    • @eleanormedina6703
      @eleanormedina6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anthony Griffin oh my smelling people will be against the law if you had your way? Idiot.

  • @jochannan7379
    @jochannan7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just for next time: the "š" in "Milošević" is pronounce "sh", the "ć" approximately like "tch"

  • @nerinobaloney3766
    @nerinobaloney3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    you should stop calling him "president" and start calling him "ex-president" so he wont cling to his old job anymore

    • @laurelrosegardens6454
      @laurelrosegardens6454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or call him "lame duck president." I'm guessing Trump looooves hearing that term.

    • @abdullahkhoja7715
      @abdullahkhoja7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Speak his language. Brilliant. Even though he’s still pres. but he never cared about facts. Why should the other side? #ExPresident

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      G'day,
      "Defeated Prissydunce"..., has a more authentic ring to it.
      Have a good one.
      Such is Life,
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @mish375
      @mish375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@laurelrosegardens6454 Maybe the name President Cheeto suits him better?

    • @mish375
      @mish375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @F**k off I’m listening to music Donny boy can't stand losing. But I'm concerned about you Americans having a civil war if he refuses to leave the White House. The man's gone off the deep end.

  • @rebecaprat712
    @rebecaprat712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Congrats Stephen on this huge step on the show congrats to all the staff what a amazing work you have done thank you.

  • @reginaldgeorge6239
    @reginaldgeorge6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He likes being on the road - or anywhere where there are white lines." Oh damn. Of course that explains a lot.

  • @emr383
    @emr383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Sir!
    So very proud of your success with the show.
    Love it.
    ...And for helping to keep our sanity this past year.
    Blessings to you, and your family!

  • @adamnguyen4439
    @adamnguyen4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Congrats on 1000 episodes, Stephen!!

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love when he said he looks like he drank from the wrong chalice.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats from me too! Great show, great host!

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Stephen you really helped millions of American citizens and others to keep the faith in OUR Democracy so I thank you Sir!!!!!

  • @clarencesmithey98
    @clarencesmithey98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is another American woman who needs a good ol' laugh with Her Flags, thank you, Mr. & Mrs.Colbert etc all.

  • @dinacox1971
    @dinacox1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoa!!! That extra button opened...be still my heart. LOLOLOL Love the show, Stephen! With Trump's loss, I can go back to silliness.

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The White House staff, should started to count the silverware.

  • @stephaniealdaz4243
    @stephaniealdaz4243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Not hearing the president's name for an episode is like a salve to my weary soul.

    • @i___________i8472
      @i___________i8472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bagels me 😂

    • @lostpony4885
      @lostpony4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUMP there ruined it for you

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a blessing not to hear OR see it in some broadcasts. ...almost like when you know someone committed mass murder and don’t publish their name...

    • @brecheese6532
      @brecheese6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have relatives in Britain who stayed up to watch everything involving the election, then literally broke out their best whines and champagne when Biden won. (I don’t know about the alcohol part but they did celebrate hard core.)

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 8:05 .. please make him *STOP!* That is a sight for *SORE* eyes!

  • @Baribrotzer
    @Baribrotzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do you know who these people are? Neither do I! None of them have an infomercial......"