The Heavy Guide
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- After a long time, the long awaited Heavy Guide is here! Meet the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 in this totally serious guide about the basics.
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Twitter: / doctorlalve
Music:
- Civ 6 ~ Russian Ambient Medieval
- Civ 6 ~ Russian Ambient Balinka
- C&C Red Alert ~ Russian March Reprise
- C&C Red Alert ~ Russian March
- Bloodborne ~ Blood Starved Beast
- Thicc Fortress 2 Remix
#TeamFortress2#Animation#StopMotion - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
![[TF2] Weapon Stereotypes! Episode 6: The Heavy](/img/n.gif)
"If hand is rotten, you cut of scout, but if heart is rotten, you shoot scout."
-Heavy Weapons Guy.
"OKAY" - Solder
İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1
Pure poetry
I shall follow his philosophy
“Sandwhich!” -scouts last words
The legend is real. Heavy got his guide! Now we must await for Valve to update their dang game, whenever that may be. 😐
Only until someone steals the Valve in their HQ.
(i know it's a joke but they need to get back on TF2)
He doesnt deserve it but he got it anyway
its amazing how we get the heavy guide faster than silksong, thats an achievement
@@TimothyMark7 ey I know you
Best game is dead game 💀
“If hand is rotten, you cut off *scout!*
But if heart is, you *S H O O T S C O U T* “
-Heavy, 2022
"Sandwich!"
-Scout, 2022
@@thegoodmudkip3652 Masterpiece's !
Masterpiece's !
@@thegoodmudkip3652 "his actual name is misha or mikhael, but we call him heavy because he is like a russian potato."
@@ashercd6487 with an insane mind and a wholesome heart.
*tf2heavyspin.mp4*
I love how Heavy summons the entire Russian military to kill one scout.
It’s what they deserve
you act like that isn't the appropriate response.
@@nick3xtremegaming212 It's their current response to ukraine.
@@TheWaluigiman1 facts tho
How do you typically deal with Scouts?
You did it comrade! You make Heavy proud.
Now it's your turn
I luv ya
Baguette
And then scout can clean up later
Any I luv ya
“Demo Tells a Joke”, “Soap Demo”, and now “The Heavy Guide”. This holiday season has been nice to us.
Wtf did ye just talk about me ya wee shit!
Oigan, es el cíclope ebrio del juego del Gordo y sus amigos mejor conocido como TF2
The laugh is a legend
@@KozelPraiseGOELRO Como me hago invisible con el abogado?
@@Tom_And_Ellis It's just cheap,clean,simple.
"If hand is rotten, you cut off SCOUT
But if heart is
YOU SHOOT SCOUT"
Such words of wisdom
sandwich!!
@@theodoread7126*split second of ded scout*
2:15 I love how the Huo Long Heater had *already* ran out of ammo before Heavy even got a chance to shoot it on-camera.
That and the other downsides of the other guns being exemplified like the brass still revving up and the slower firing speed of the tomislav
*shET*
*random crit rockets*
@@blackpearl7596 Random crits are fair and balanced
Everything you said is true! Is nice.
Поддерживаю!
Hello kosta
İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1
The line "Is nice" is something i use on a daily basis.
Da this is the best thing, is nice
Never thought A Russian polka Chorus would be that scary, yet delightful.
It's from the soviet cartoon "Летучий Корабль"
th-cam.com/video/hf7fMX3hKg0/w-d-xo.html
İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1
“Heavy also wields a shotgun by default, but no one uses it.”
Fat Scouts: Hold my Sandvich
Yeah, but the family business is better, and that doesn’t come by default
*tiny desk yee*
3:37 I need 10 hour version of that. NOW.
Same!
I don't know how to do that, but i do have the original song link, here it is
th-cam.com/video/dAAr-HyVBVA/w-d-xo.html
@@deadchannel9624 here's the original video it was based off of th-cam.com/video/0ecfTFo1MWs/w-d-xo.html (pretty sure it has something to do with Baba Yaga but I'm not sure)
I've been into russian animation for quite a while thanks to TH-cam, and I was actually familiar with the animation it was from haha
@@DeepEye1994 That's neat, do you have any idea what it's about? I think it has to do with Baba Yaga but I honestly have no idea
1:00 Team Fabulous 2 reference.
Kitty would had approved that!
We Fight Like Man. ! +1
Do you remember Vodka?
instant nostalgia
@@ianleather5699 Sandvich.
@@Damashie You please me greatly
This could be one of the greatest achievements any TF2 creator should aspire for.
This is legendary
this came out before silksong did, thats an achievement of its own right there
Forget achievement, this is one of the greatest moments in TF2/Gmod Machinima history!!!
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 both
3:34 I absolutely love this part
The russian cartoon "flying ship"(летучий корабль)refernce
2:47 How it feels to chew five gum
3:34 За отсылку на мультфильм "Летучий корабль" отдельное уважение, товарищ!
Я сам в шоке что он это использовал)
Thank you translate to english button
Don't worry, guys. I'm a Heavy main.
"Huge props for referencing the "The Flying Ship" cartoon, comrade!"
I was wonderin' what the hell that was.
@@sonofjack6286 It was reference to Soviet cartoon named "The Flying ship" that uses some characters from Slavic folklore, including "baba Yaga" (I dunno how to translate it, maybe like "grandmother Yaga" or something), which were singing in that fragment of cartoon
I thought this day would never come. Also, nice kitty0706 reference at 1:00. His spirit lives with you.
;-;
Fricking speedhacker!!!
Pretty much. Dr lalve always reminded me of kitty
Legend never forget
Rubberfruit at 3:28 too
2:06 The distorted French anthem got me
EDIT: For doesn't know the song at 3:34, this is the link: th-cam.com/video/0ecfTFo1MWs/w-d-xo.htmlfeature=shared
Yeah, same!
*FoR mOThEr FraNcE!*
3:52
I want to see an extended version of the Heavys in the car.
th-cam.com/video/1ESl88QoaAI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=-zn-OIm-YjS3T4sl original video
"After 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait"
Heavy's voice: "...YES!"
The whole of 2020 and 2021 has been leading up to this one moment where we learn about who killed Heavy
It was meh!
@@wolfystudios1117 I did it like this!
Whoop-dee-dooooooo
@@SaiyanofLegend1993 _Heavy Scottish drinking_ That’s a joke lads
*Laugh track*
@@DominikMaslyk laugh.mp3
0:29
Heavy: In Russia, if friend is rotten, you cut off *SCOUT!*
But If heart is rotten, you shoot *SCOUT!*
Scout: Sandwich!
😂😂🤣🤣
@@koopaboy6661 *BA-*
2:55 is legit my favorite part of the video
AT LAST
THE HEAVY GUIDE
it's amazing, he made the heavy guide before SilkSong got any news or even a release date, that's an achievement.
Is nice
Aw heck, that reference to Kitty0706's old Team Fabulous vid with the speeding heavy at 1:01 brought back a *lot* of memories. Still can't help but miss him sometimes, but seeing that here brought a smile to my face, knowing his legacy still is felt even today. Real good stuff, man.
Came here looking for this comment, had to pause for a moment as his vids were watched through a lot of my childhood. Hope he's resting well knowing that he's had an effect on so many creators today.
Should’ve made Heavy say “We fight like men”
"what da hell frickin schpeedhacking"
“OOOOOOOOH KEEP CRYING BABY”
_"We fight like men"_
А вот отсылка к "Летучему кораблю" была просто зачётной! Спасибо за видео!
2:23
Gun runs away.
It's kind of a term.
When the gun starts firing in full auto. But there is no such option.
This is considered a MALFUNCTION.
As a Russian myself, I fucking lost it at 3:34 and at 3:52 jokes.
I haven't laughed so hard since the last major TF2 update. Love ya, Doc.
xᴅ
I'm not russian and i still laughed my ass off on that part.
I just wished i could understand what they are singing about, lol
What the song
3:52 same xD
What is that song at 3:34?
Holy shit Lalve actually referred to all of Heavy's guns by the canon names he uses for them in a single page of the comics. That is true dedication to the lore right there
"A Medic and Heavy combination are a truly fearful display of strength and sometimes intelligence."
Now I like this guide.
0:37 they deserve a A+
2:37 has so much to see:
- Engineers doing a demonic ritual
- Horde of BLU spies ready to destroy one RED engi with his lvl2 sentry
- Krocket and grenade spam
- Horde of BLU snipers scoping on engi and outclassing the only RED sniper
- A pyro duel where both contestants died
- A medic who went too far into the frontline (you are no battle medic)
- A BLU Heavy and his pocket medic, standing next to a laughing soldier at the spawn entrance
and finally
- RED heavy, protagonist, currently wondering how he got into this mess
You forgot about the blue team teleporter
And there is also a blue demoman laughing his ass off at the engineers' ritual, oh and thanks for this comment I literally didn't pay attention the first time I watched this video
I absolutely love the spies. Basically him in a nutshell.
Well done with these finds, guys, thanks alot.
Blue Demo showering the battlefield with infinite grenades.
A group of Heavy, singing baba yaga's song, is the most unexpected and beautiful thing that could be. Like 4 Heavy, riding in a car. The Heavy Guide - the best ending of the year
Where does that song even come from anyway?
@@dinothebetatt6733 From the old Soviet cartoon "Летучий корабль" (Flying Ship) this song. Baba Yaga 's Song th-cam.com/video/fUOqRGFKRxc/w-d-xo.html
2:12 a yes the
-stock but relatable
-stock but better
-slow shooting
-no shooting
-fuck i ran out of ammo again
3:27 Hold on, is that Rubberfruit?
Amazing animation! Finally the collection is complete
3:34 это самая гениальная отсылка
спасибо большое Doctor Lalve
От "Летучего Корабля", да!
Мне серьёзно кажется что автор из страны бывшего СССР, здесь столько отсылок на разные мемы и культовые штуки.
Олды 80-е би лайк...
@@user-ui8nx8ul9d По моему он Француз, но это не точно.
Ода
The Heavy Guide is one of those things that you feel will never happen, and when it does happen, it's so surreal and near impossible to take in.
Still, well done. The near 7 years of waiting was worth it. Loved the classic DOOM reference.
Look who it is! The Dr Lalve of Overwatch
I luv ya :3
@@aitipsea3909
Eyy thanks.
"Today, we take a look at the Heavy. I mean the Spy-"
Heavy: *N Y E T*
0:52 “Heavy will vomit.”
It’s true. The literature of Scout hating in Russia dates back to the times of Kievan Russ, when filthy Scout mains from all over the world, mostly from what we now know as Boston, would invade and destroy the defenseless Heavy villages of Siberia, killing Heavy men, Heavy women, and Heavy babies. In response, the Heavies hardened, strengthened, and exponentially grew in numbers in secret, explaining their modern baldness gene. When the Scout hordes had the last Heavy village surrounded, the secret Heavy warriors sprung from their traps, making short work of both Scout armies and sending them running running back, faster than they had ever run before, which is why Scouts are so good at running today. There were three Heavies stronger than the rest. They were dubbed the Heavy Bogatyrs, and their legends of leading the Heavies on their quest of vengeance live on to this day. This sad story explains why any claims of Scout hating being offensive must be disqualified, disregarded, dismantled, and destroyed like the Scouts themselves! Glory to the Heavy nation!
TF2 History Book: Little did the world know that, during these times, Russia was nothing but a brainwashing cult-driven, classist government with a plan to eradicate the other countries one by one! Fortunately, a squad of Rebellious Hoovies from Russia had escaped from its' tyrannical grasp, and had warned the other countries and nations about their corrupt leaders' plans, along with the enforced training they were put into since they were juveniles. America (featuring Boston & Texas), Scotland, Australia, Germany and France collectively agreed to strike the Pootviet Union, but leave its' citizens out of the crossfire. Weeks after the attack on Russia's tainted government, some men had lost their lives in the battle. Then, one day, the Medi-gun had been discovered! It had the ability to fix any wounds, and even resurrect the fallen soldiers! Days later, the war was over, and the 6 countries (along with a reformed Russia) threw a big party for their swift, flawless victory (along with strange beings arriving in a spaceship wearing gas-masks and, firefighter suits? Turns out they saw a nearby wildfire from space, came by to put it out, and party!).
This deserves an award.
Heavy is already an intimidating guy, but seeing him A-pose towards you must be the most terrifying thing someone could experience
Heavy: *Laughs in Sandvich*
I saw one in wild and I can agree. That was truly terrifying. (Btw his name was "A")
BEHOLD!!! The face of God!
*Bearded Expense be like:*
After 9 years in development, it was worth the wait! Our long awaited Heavy update
Heavy: uses miniguns to shred tiny mans
Also Heavy: spells out avada cedabra with his fingers
By far the most consistent Gmod animator of them all, and among the best.
Lalve is like that father who goes out for milk every week and comes back with a different flavor every time, but he still comes back so we’re gucchi.
this was excellent, good job man
Yo it's Thafnine
i think you mean sexellent?
it's an achievement that this released before SilkSong
im surprised to you you man
Holy shit, it's Thaf9!!!
0:14
Attack on Pootis!
1:01 This team fabolous reference only needs someone calling out heavy for speedhacking, but either way is funny
"In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off SCOUT! But if heart is SHOOT SCOUT!"
*sniff* he has such a way with words
Scout: *Gets completely obliterated due to the Heavies shooting him*
It’s time dat heavy is COMING!!!!
Hey, spider. Yes, i love when it's finally come😁😁😁😁
This is low key, the best heavy guide I’ve ever seen, it goes for funnies and also teaches newbies how he works, with some nice lore strapped in
3:42 i actialy speek russian, and thats my favorit song about the P E A
Heavy/Misha Mikhail having a PHD in Russian literature and being smarter than he let's on is actually true according to the lore from the comics, he just doesn't talk very often and enjoys his job a little too much.
Anyway nice throwback Doctor Lalve!
It also ties in to the fairy princess costume. TF2 lore is just that crazy, that a bloodthirsty ruler with an iron fist dressed like a fairy and collected sugarplums.
This brings me unimaginable joy to find the heavy has gotten what he deserves
its definitely an achievement that this comes out way before silksong does
@@TimothyMark7 indeed it is
0:22 SLEEP
2:28 that got me so bad
IT'S A BLOODY SMISSMAS MIRACLE! THE HEAVY GUIDE AT LAST!
3:35
I didn't expected a reference of Baba Yaga's singing from old soviet cartoon "The Flying Ship"
Holy crap i'm so happy to see this here
3:59
So THAT’S why you took so long to make this video: The basic information on the Heavy was so brief and straightforward that you strained yourself to make this as entertaining as possible to stave off potential boredom!
First two minutes: a few chuckles.
2:22 Uncontrollable wheezing.
“Watch out for snorting or cussing” is all you need to know when playing heavy.
Оо мой товарищ, спасибо вам за этот обзор на Heavy, очень весёлый и смешной, дай бог вам здоровья мой друг
*And when the world needed him most, he returned*
Me an heavy who always has an Plan B with the stock shotgun: They never thought the shotgun noise coming from an heavy because they won't use stock, they don't expect the heavy to engage in narrow corners, most importantly enemies never expect heavy to jump. its the biggest suprise factor
4:06 I love how he gave Scout a voicecrack just to make him seem even more pathetic and puny
Heavy is such a perfectly balanced class, Valve doesn't even need to update him.
Please let me see my family again, Gabe Newell
"You overstep.... no update for you"
"So he's like, okay, I'm gonna go find you."
-Gabe Newell
The myths are real!
The Heavy Guide was there, hiding in the shadows for eons. And it has finally risen out of it's dark place.
0:30 hmmm i wonder what that comic is
ah a man of culture I see.
(seriously I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed it.)
what comic is that?
@@Reaver21Br hell if i know
Our dream came true! ❤️❤️
shuushh go back to ur gmod mafia job
@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem that sounds rude from you
@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem let me guess being rude man huh?
I never thought the day would come, but it is here, and it is terrifying, emotional, and thrilling. The long awaited conclusion to a nine part series, it gives us all the answers we could ever want. Thank you Doctor Lalve for pulling through once again!
Apples.
woHHHow
he still have Meet the *insert class* but i'ts Demoman
2:30 I can't stop laughing about sniper was Rushing at heavy 😂😂
"i've slept in a corpse of water buffalo!" *runs towards heavy's corpse*
3:33
Excellent "Flying ship" reference
Everytime I see a heavy's back I think "Easy target." But then when he catches me off gaurd I become like the tutorial bots against this beast
1:18 I like how all that was left of the engineer was explosion traces.
3:05
AVADA QUEDABRA
*POW*
as heavy main, i can confirm this is 100% accurate
3:37 Ухххх, аж ностальгия навернула!
Отличный гайд, товарищ! Great guide, comrade!
Translation will be not rhyme, and to clarify ahead - Baba Yaga is Slavic folklore character, “baba” translating like “old woman”
As for the song, roughly:
“Stretch the bellow, accordion
Oh, play and play it loud!
Sing the song, Baba Yaga,
Sing it, don’t just speak it!”
what song is that anyway?
@@pennsy6755 this is a song from soviet cartoon "Flying Ship" ("Летучий Корабль")
Here's the link if interested th-cam.com/video/k7V4oZNG8OY/w-d-xo.html song starts at 11:40
@@Amber_Beef thanks
Нужно сделать видел о пиро акулах :)
Я водяной я водяной ни кто не водится со мной
This is the only thing that will keep heavy mains alive since Valve will probably drop the heavy update in like 2077
or hollowknight silksong
I'll have u know I have sandwiches to keep me alive
@@trailbreakertv8918 the second thing*
@@TimothyMark7 the third thing*
@@bigblackknaga ah yes
0:45 the reference to the spinning heavy is really funny
3:53 The drunk Russian off-road guys clip made me crack, ROFL.
"NI HUYAAAAA! OOOOOH!"
"You deserve a medal, Doc"
Yes, exactly, in Russia we dance to "Baba Yaga" (3:38) every day 24/7 so as not to piss off the great sandwich god. Then we drink vodka with the bears, calling all countries capitalist. Then we go to buy a gift for our sons and daughters for the new year. (Of course it's Minigun, red for boys and red for girls)
I never knew the other miniguns had names
This guide is so helpful!
I lost it when they’re riding in the car 🤣 this is amazing. I thought I’d outgrow these SFM type videos, but they’re just as good for my soul in my 30’s as they ever have been. Thank you for doing what you do and keeping this little corner of the universe alive
The Heavy Guide is finally here!! And the Kitty0706 reference at 1:01 was just so perfect. A wonderful addition
brings a tear to the eye
I don't see ut
It was a reference to how in team fabulous the heavy was “Speedhacking” as he was moving at an extremely fast speed
Everything about this is PERFECT. Especially 3:34 XD
Thank you, comrade
What song is it?
@@rattlemebones7413 from soviet cartoon Flying Ship
th-cam.com/video/fUOqRGFKRxc/w-d-xo.html
That is the part of cartoon Dr referred to
It's about time Heavy gets his Heavy Guide. Dr. Lalve, you are credit to team.
The closest thing there is to a playable boss.
I love how Kitty0706's spirit lives on inside all TF2 animators. Bless.
Remember, kids! Stay away from people who say “rage heavy”! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t play the game how you want to play! We reserve that for dead ringers.
Fun fact: heavy hates communism
Y?
@@AbigzerololHe escaped a gulag.
@@XGamin1 k
The subtitles make the viewing experience so much better, my god. Always blown away how detailed and chaotic these videos are, with a new joke or gag every couple seconds.
2:17 that sneeze made me laugh more than it should've lol
The 100th video AND the long awaited legendary Heavy guide?
That was S E X C E L L E N T ! !
Spy!
*s n o r t*
*DAT SPY AINT ONE OF US!*
Of course!
Alternative Title:
Pootis Guide for valve's first person shoot game known as team fortress two, which has 9 classes and billions of items and weapon combinations, for the heavy class in team fortress two
4:10 secret line
3:17 Pretty much sums it up right there.
That was SEXellent
*_THE MOMENT OF TRUTH._*
It perfectly covered every detail of the Heavy and furthermore. Nice one, comrade!
Looks like it's time to forget about Heavy disaster 2, since Heavy has finally got his guide...
I'm happy for ya Heavy. You deserve this.