It's easy to do when you are the undisputed king of alive members of your field. I'm sure Bale or Margo, or Rihanna, or Sting dont care to shout out other people in their field.
Hopefully this bit will stop Kat Williams from being an asshole towards Kevin Hart. Kat loves to say how Kevin is terrible and doesn't deserve the success he has.So that no one thinks he's jealous of Kevin, Kat makes it a point to say that Dave is the best (IMO Capelle, Rock, Louis CK and Burr have all rotated that number one spot since 2000)
Kevin Hart is patently not funny, I've seen local stand ups with funnier material than him. He's just loud and acts stupid, comedy for children and imbeciles.
@@brettpilkington9539that’s why he sells more than dave, cause he’s not funny right? i love both of em but c’mon you’re just hating. don’t dickride random celebrities
Can people stop acting like Dave couldn't do what Kevin does if he sold out and turned himself into a commercialized product. He chooses not to do so. Dave does only what he wants. And that's stand up when he wants to because he likes it. That's it.
Monkadelic I loved the bit where he told everyone the punch line of the joke then told the story and you still laugh at the punchline it’s just amazing
Exactly. Just getting to be around him is LUCKY ...but being proud of your dad is great ...oh, and RICHHH. 😬👍😀👍😬😀😬😀 "Quiet,please" money is still many millions$s
This has to be the most hilarious homage to a rival I've ever heard or seen. Literally bigging up his peer but expressing the real jealousy you might feel without hate. Love it.
Dave is such a comedic genius that he knows making fun of himself while being funny is some seriously funny shit, and at the same time giving another Comedian props..... what a 🐐
@@fitawrarifitness6842 well he did just make 24mil on the closer. Sounds pretty shut the f*ck up kinda money to me 24mil leaked document surprised a lot of people. So, I wouldn't be surprised if he is worth a lot more than the 50mil google estimates. netflix paid 23.5mil for sticks and stones in 2019. I doubt Dave Chappelle got all his net worth in the past 2 years when he is basically retired.
To be fair, if I saw Dave Chapelle in the crowd at a Kevin Hart show, I would probably think: "man that's funny, the guy in the front row looks exactly like an angry Dave Chapelle."
Funny thing is, Dave could be just as rich as Kevin if he wanted to. You could do a ton of movie deals, produce a bunch of movies of his own, go on international tours in bigger venues and hike up his prices... Dave is legend, he could do all of that. Thing is though, the thing that makes him a legend; He doesn't care. He would rather let Dave be Dave, he doesn't need a 20 million dollar mansion or a wardrobe worth more money than a millionaire's car collection. Dave is perfectly happy living the easy life in a normal town in what is probably a fairly normal house for someone of his status, living as free as he wants to be, doing whatever he wants to do.
Its about the money, the lifestyle, or any of that, dave left cause he didn't want to sell his soul, he didn't want to sell out to dirty hollywood. Ya know Be their puppet and all.
U think he was ganna go by himself at that age? It’s not as deep as ppl think. Dave tells simple stories with some tacky jokes but cuz his vibe is easy to absorb ppl actually receive it and dissect it to their own interpretation and laugh. Objectively I can’t see how he’s the best like average ppl say he is
It's not true though. Jay Z has way more money than Beyonce. You didn't know he's a billionaire so I'm sure when this aired he was close to it by then. Meaning him being a billionaire came after this joke
@@DredScott2010 only as his wife though. The way I interpret it you can't talk money with a person who has more than you. Example, I'm a thousandnaire I'm not listening to a person that has a couple of hundred ya feel me
@@navminhas412 I got all of that, Beyonce at one point made more in one year than Jay did but my premise is why would a person that has less than you to tell you what to do. If I'm making more than you then I'm doing something right.
@@tyronefoster194 I understand what saying but by that logic, this joke wouldn't make sense. She has enough money to walk away and live just as good. That's why she can say "no you STFU". Basically they don't need each other for money which is why she can talk back.
J Cole said it himself, "They act like two legends cannot coexist." I like Dave Chapelle more than Kevin Hart, but they're still both amazing comedians.
Kevin Hart doesn’t come close to Dave Chappelle. It’s like comparing Ford to Lamborghini. The reason I say that is because Dave is the only comedian (that I can think of) that can be serious when he wants to be and is very intelligent with his ideas and opinions.
Leave it to kids to embarrass you at impossibly the wrong moment.....you know I fed you before we left the house. I don't know why you're acting as if I deprive your little behind of food🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠
avoqado89 if Chappelle’s son does stand up it would be hilarious if Dave is in the front row and he often brings up jokes about incidents like that whenever he sees he’s at his show or they do stand up together
@@woo9194 didn’t know that! Damn that’s spicy news! I’ll alert the mayor so he can have a conference and let the world know. We’re going to finish this Dave Chappell fellow, all the way to the ground!!!
Tickets are $125 "Why you need $250 then?" "Because I want to go with YOU, Dad. Please?" Wholesome. So wholesome. Edit: Guys... Who said I thought he was serious?
I still remember the bit he used to do on The Chappelle Show, where his son would go "But Nick Cannon's hilarious!" and Chappelle would get mad/jealous, lol. Reminds me of that type of situation all over again ;)
Nick cannon is hilarious. That nigga just walked off with your school clothes money ! Now you're gonna tell you mom I'm cussing in the house!? That's right! Shit!
I love how a legend like Dave Chapelle can elevate someone like Kevin Hart above him with this story. It shows the level of respect he has for other comics. Him pretending to be jealous shows his humility.
Agreed. Hart is superficial comedy. Chapelle can go deep (Rock too) but Hart does have better physical comedy (a little bit) and Rock can just throw f bombs and other profanity better than any other comedian.
I like that dave chappelle treats the audience like theyre his friends, i mean sure other comedians are funny and all but dave is like the dude who sits on his porch in a rocking chair, sharing wisdom and intellect, and helping us see the humor in life's tragic irony to anybody who will listen. He has such an invaluavble connection with his audience that no matter how much money these other guys make, they just cant and wont ever be able to buy it or attain it. The difference between kevin's stand up and dave's stand up, is dave's has you feeling wiser when you leave it and thats worth more than all the money in the world.
Yeah, there’s no debate. KH is pretty funny but Chappelle is on a whole other level than pretty much everyone else. He’s being very humble here, but he knows he’s the GOAT
In my long lifetime, Dave Chapelle is the only man who's demanded that the world meet him on his own terms in (comedy show), and the world bowed to his terms. That, to me, is the definition of greatness. ( Comments from Joe Rogans Podcast video with Kevin Hart.)
LadyKane7 My friend from Pensacola, Fl said she made sure she always fed her Girl and Boy before she visit her Mama. She stated as soon as they step over the Grandma threshold. Her Mama will ask the kids do the want something to eat. Before my Friend can answer that they been fed. They would both sayYes in unison. They eat like they were starving to death as they were eating at their Grandma house. But her Mother use to assure my friend. That she know that they were already fed. They just want to eat Grandma food. Let us never forget the Teacher🥰
Your missing a master at the game. Only person on his level is Norm Macdonald, rip. The closer is good. Don't let tv/social media keep you from it. It's the least offensive show he's ever done and got cancelled for it.. Keep watching him and you'll understand.
Jokes so multi-layered, subtle, so nuanced, so well crafted, and so consistent. For my money, Chappelle is and has been THE best in the game for 10+ years.
I'm from Saudi Arabia and I tell you man, this children's behaviour is Internationally similar. My kids when we're visiting they'll eat like they've been in a famine. 😂
Dave Chappelle is a natural. You have mastered the Art of storytelling and comedy. You are destined to be an icon for this present age. You appeal to all nationalities, sexes, ages, classes of people.
Kevin Hart networth: 200 million. Dave Chappelle networth: 50 million. Being able to do whatever you want for the rest of your life, with no financial stress: priceless!
@@cheymilion3168 If Chappelle's best friend was Dwayne Johnson, Dave would be making a ton of movies too. I think The Rock likes Kevin in his movies cuz he makes The Rock loolk twice as big.
If you are going to produce a special featuring this man, you’ve got to have the guts to stand by him, and your decision to air the program!!!!!! At this point.
" I was furious! " 😂😂😂
Oh dear 😂😂😂
Funny throw away line
😂😂😂
LOL BROOO THAT KILLED me
Yes. His delivery is grandmaster level. 😂😂😂
1:10 turn on captions lol
“Thousands of people...I was furious”
Lol his delivery and timing is still 👌🏽
He's a freaking genius in my opinion
That shit had me dead
This place FUCKIN SUCKS.
🤣
He is a fucking comedic genius
His kid is the ultimate salesman. That was a smooth pitch to his dad.
As a sales person, I couldn’t agree more.
Very smooth.
It's rainy it's pouring a Ghesh ks yheestherts old. Hell call down , wedding horribly but he won't touch me o mourning 🙄😲😱😵
He’s just smart…he knew his dad could get him the meet and greet 😂😂😂
@@lisettepaone8091 u ok?
"Actually Mr. Hart, we havent eaten in several hours..." lmaoooo kids will shame you at any given opportunity lmao
yep, I remember saying stuff like that when I was a kid. now I realize that maybe I embarrassed my parents a bit when i said that lol
Gotta teach your kids about "optics".
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 unapologetically too at that ♥️🌛🌞
I know right!
I always lose it when he says "I was furious." 😂😂
Me three, I love how he goes from loud, to super quiet in seconds..
The whisper 😂
Lol! Yes and delicious 😂
I could really 📷 him just at the show looking at everyone laughing like you traitors
Classic Dave Chappelle
I love how he never insults Kevin Hart or comes at him. Just tells the story. No hint of shade or hate. Just respect and telling a funny story.
And his fans hate that😂😂 they ass is so damn miserable
I don't know man, it sounds like there's an insane amount of respect in the story.
All great comedians respect each other
Draxcir
I think they know each other. Mad respect because Kevin has also alot of respect for Dave C aswell👍🏽
Half of the story is Kent for jokes it’s still funny as hell
the man really dipped for 12 years, came back, and immediately reclaimed his throne as the goat
He didn’t dip, he ducked out
Greatest. Ofalll. Time
Jonny Waitt Greatest of all time
The Michael Jordan of comedy..
@@jonnywaitt6166 greateast of all time GOAT
“Actually I live around here” 😂😂😂
It's a bit. He lives in a very safe rural area.
@robfreeman5783 bro it's a joke u can't b serious💀💀💀
2:10
I love his humbleness. Dave is a damn genius. Most celebrities hate to shine light on other celebrities.
It's easy to do when you are the undisputed king of alive members of your field. I'm sure Bale or Margo, or Rihanna, or Sting dont care to shout out other people in their field.
Yeah and you can say the same for Kevin too, there is an interview where he says dave is the better comedian and stuff. These guys are very nice
Hopefully this bit will stop Kat Williams from being an asshole towards Kevin Hart. Kat loves to say how Kevin is terrible and doesn't deserve the success he has.So that no one thinks he's jealous of Kevin, Kat makes it a point to say that Dave is the best (IMO Capelle, Rock, Louis CK and Burr have all rotated that number one spot since 2000)
Humble
Eduardo Valencia : the word is 'humility'.
How he makes the Kevin Hart bit comedic while poking fun at himself and giving Kevin props at the same time is clever and classy.
Yes!!!
He's a genius without a doubt.
He is a true genius. Born for this.
Because Dave is not a hater
Hes a very humble person...l love the stories he tells
"...What are you doing in this area? It's a terrible area."
"Yeah, actually, I live around here..." lol
You know K Hart has that movie money
@@durangobasics6195 i know right!
Dc too fuking funny
I love the respect Kevin and Dave have for each other. No competition, just appreciation of how good the other is.
Kevin Hart is patently not funny, I've seen local stand ups with funnier material than him. He's just loud and acts stupid, comedy for children and imbeciles.
Unlike the commenters always shitting on how unfunny Kevin is compared to Dave is lol. I mean everyone unfunny compared to Dave that’s unfair
@@4purs Kevin Hart is just unfunny. I don't mean compared to Dave, I mean compared to 7 billion humans.
💯👌
@@brettpilkington9539that’s why he sells more than dave, cause he’s not funny right? i love both of em but c’mon you’re just hating. don’t dickride random celebrities
“...actually Mr. Hart we haven’t eaten in several hours.” Lol 😂 I love you Dave Chapelle!!
Kids acting like their parents don't feed them. Nothing new here. 😹😹😹
Well... I think that is a proof that that child is Dave Chapelle´s son... XD
Can people stop acting like Dave couldn't do what Kevin does if he sold out and turned himself into a commercialized product. He chooses not to do so.
Dave does only what he wants. And that's stand up when he wants to because he likes it. That's it.
@@shizukagozen777 II ain't blame the kid, he finessed his way into kevins room😂😂😂
Lmao, Sounds like some shit my son would say.
“Actually I live around here.” 😂
You’re comment is the most useless comment ever
Jake Garcia lol sorry
@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk You can't even spell for shits, get the hell out of here.
@@HomerSimpson-sm5mk but you comment lol... it was one of my fav parts ....
THANKS EMMA
Anime Kyd who tf are you talking to?
Comedians are supposed to be gifted storytellers but Dave Chapelle never ceases to amaze me.
Being the best gives such impression 😎
Every year it's an amazing special after another
he comes up with the punchline before the story- that's his secret
Monkadelic I loved the bit where he told everyone the punch line of the joke then told the story and you still laugh at the punchline it’s just amazing
The best since Pryor.
‘I was furious’ gets me every time 😂
Chappelle the 🐐
“Y’all acting like two legends can’t co-exist” - J Cole
There cant be 2 #1s
Salute
sometimes theres just no number 1
Who were the two legends he was talking about?
Dude this is fire..
“Dave, what you doing in this area? This is a terrible area to be in.”
Dave: “I actually live around here.“
King David I wonder where he was at that made it so terrible?
Carlos Galindo Dayton I’m sure. Dave loves just outside of Dayton Ohio
Mike Stanley
I wonder if we can have a commenter from Dayton, Ohio come along and verify if it’s actually a terrible area
Carlos Galindo 😂
He knows thats a damn lie...he DON'T live around here, lol
Imagine being the son of this legend and not even giving a shit 😂 must be nice 😭
You kidding? This kid being normal.
Exactly. Just getting to be around him is LUCKY ...but being proud of your dad is great ...oh, and RICHHH. 😬👍😀👍😬😀😬😀
"Quiet,please" money is still many millions$s
neosapiens lol even “shhh...” money is still a lot of money
Kenzo will redeem... kenzo will be like dad please take me to meet Mr. Chappelle
Sharon Eniye kids have no clue
1:09 "Ughh N*gg* I do this too" LMAOOO
“Yeah actually I live around here” 😂😂😂😂
Wow, I read that as he said it 😊💯
🤣🤣🤣 shit took me out 🤣🤣
I was like 1000
I’ve been just looking for the number 999 forever
Like 1000
I live by him too. It’s nice here.
"I was furious."
So subtle, but so good.
Timothy Brown I laughed so hard tears filled my eyes
Yes! Dave always pulls it off so well
"actually I live around here" damn near killed me
that's not what "subtle" means
It’s crazy - he can make long jokes and then slide these little comments in here and Make 10x better 😂 truly one of the only unpredictable comics left
Lol how he talks to his son like....why u need $250 someone trying to kill u?
Coolest dad ever.
@ Truth😝
That's why Dave's comedy is the best cuz he keeps it real he's a legend, n his family.
You left out a word you racist.
@@brucef310 thats literally the opposite he left out the word to be respectful bruh
@@Mebble That wasn't the joke. He should have left everything in.
...if you follow his comedy you’d know his son is a good man. He made a macaroni necklace once. And that macaroni necklace cake from Dave’s balls.
This has to be the most hilarious homage to a rival I've ever heard or seen. Literally bigging up his peer but expressing the real jealousy you might feel without hate. Love it.
“I have quiet please” money at best LMAOOO
“What”chu doing around here? This is a Terrible area”
“Yeah, actually I live around here”
DEAD 😂😂 💀 Favorite comedian of all time, truly 1 of a kind
As someone who lives the next town over, this whole interaction was TRUTH🤣😭
“And nobody’s recognizing me...Man this place f*ckin SUCKS!” Lolol
“Actually, I live around here...” Now that’s funny.
KonaMark notice how he sniffing his fingers xD
Right!♡
He’s still got it!
Deimos Cain uuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuummmmm
Dave is such a comedic genius that he knows making fun of himself while being funny is some seriously funny shit, and at the same time giving another Comedian props..... what a 🐐
And avoid sexist criticism bs by smoothly adding Beyonce part at the end of the joke.
It's called self deprecation and it's day one stuff for any comedian.
@@stuwest3653 No shit Einstein, hopefully by day 2 you'll drop the, I'm smarter then you line.
Yeah, no comic ever thought to do self deprivation
“This is a bad neighborhood.”
“Actually I live around here.”
Stitches 😂🤣😂
At least quote it correctly -_-
My favorite line 😂 real shit
I love how Dave acts like he isn’t worth millions
😂😂😂compared to Kevin that's why
@@kevinslaye Kevin said Dave is the best comedian alive
@@kevinslaye Still his net worth is over 50mil, kevs is about 200mil
He doesnt, he talks about being rich in in every special. He just doesnt have "shut the f*ck up money"
@@fitawrarifitness6842 well he did just make 24mil on the closer. Sounds pretty shut the f*ck up kinda money to me
24mil leaked document surprised a lot of people. So, I wouldn't be surprised if he is worth a lot more than the 50mil google estimates.
netflix paid 23.5mil for sticks and stones in 2019.
I doubt Dave Chappelle got all his net worth in the past 2 years when he is basically retired.
I got that "I'm sorry babe, please don't go" money
😂😂
🤣
Lmao same
I got that "can I wash dakimakura on a sink?" money
@@TheJociman I think you lost us with that money!
"They were all pushing past me, nobody recognized me, I was like 'this show sucks!" XD
Even I, a regular brazilian guy, recognize this legend.
😂😂😂
How I am at every event I go to 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, if I saw Dave Chapelle in the crowd at a Kevin Hart show, I would probably think: "man that's funny, the guy in the front row looks exactly like an angry Dave Chapelle."
Thx for the subtitle, i forgot to turn it on
Funny thing is, Dave could be just as rich as Kevin if he wanted to. You could do a ton of movie deals, produce a bunch of movies of his own, go on international tours in bigger venues and hike up his prices... Dave is legend, he could do all of that.
Thing is though, the thing that makes him a legend; He doesn't care. He would rather let Dave be Dave, he doesn't need a 20 million dollar mansion or a wardrobe worth more money than a millionaire's car collection. Dave is perfectly happy living the easy life in a normal town in what is probably a fairly normal house for someone of his status, living as free as he wants to be, doing whatever he wants to do.
Well said.
he s worth 50 mil lets not complain about him
Dave is about the art at his own pace. Kevin is about the hustle and working as much as possible.
If he just tours around the world, he could double that. He is well known. Come to Europe Dave, or Asia. I buy your ticket!
Its about the money, the lifestyle, or any of that, dave left cause he didn't want to sell his soul, he didn't want to sell out to dirty hollywood. Ya know Be their puppet and all.
Ironically, Dave is the one Kevin says he is scared to go on stage after.
Your ASS is scared of me, admit it.
It's just a respect thing amongst greats.
@@KeojiMaru yes definitely. Both are loved are respected.
Well you have to wait 2.5 hours that’s why and deal with that cigarette smoke
that probably 99.9% of comedians :D
Dave’s boy is GONNA BE A PRODUCER
“Can you give me money so I can take YOU?”: pure GOLD
Word lol
lol brilliant
U think he was ganna go by himself at that age? It’s not as deep as ppl think. Dave tells simple stories with some tacky jokes but cuz his vibe is easy to absorb ppl actually receive it and dissect it to their own interpretation and laugh. Objectively I can’t see how he’s the best like average ppl say he is
The Bridge what
The Bridge brah stfu lol
That Jay-Z/Beyonce joke was perfect.
It's not true though. Jay Z has way more money than Beyonce. You didn't know he's a billionaire so I'm sure when this aired he was close to it by then. Meaning him being a billionaire came after this joke
@@tyronefoster194 Beyonce has enough money to tell Jay that. He didn't say or mean that they have equal money.
@@DredScott2010 only as his wife though. The way I interpret it you can't talk money with a person who has more than you. Example, I'm a thousandnaire I'm not listening to a person that has a couple of hundred ya feel me
@@navminhas412 I got all of that, Beyonce at one point made more in one year than Jay did but my premise is why would a person that has less than you to tell you what to do. If I'm making more than you then I'm doing something right.
@@tyronefoster194 I understand what saying but by that logic, this joke wouldn't make sense. She has enough money to walk away and live just as good. That's why she can say "no you STFU". Basically they don't need each other for money which is why she can talk back.
I have quiet please money at best 🤣
Overwhelming Tactician Said he’d have to take out a loan for stfu money 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I click to like this and it jumped from 177 to 217. 😂😂😂
Yet, his "quiet please" money earn him a spot to the rich white people party. All i have is "its my fault, please forgive me and dont leave me" money.
Thats Jay Z Money 😂
1:59 Chapelle’s unlaughing response to Kevin’s goon is my absolute favorite
*Chappelle's
J Cole said it himself, "They act like two legends cannot coexist." I like Dave Chapelle more than Kevin Hart, but they're still both amazing comedians.
Kevin hart is no where near chappelle in the comedy department, even kevin hart says that.
Kevin Hart doesn’t come close to Dave Chappelle. It’s like comparing Ford to Lamborghini. The reason I say that is because Dave is the only comedian (that I can think of) that can be serious when he wants to be and is very intelligent with his ideas and opinions.
King Lurch dude I genuinely choked on my tea when I read this
@@VirgoKing89 but doeant ford own lots of companies
Kevin is one of the best, but even Kevin himself said David Chapelle is the GOAT of comedy so no need to argue who’s better 🍻🍻🍻🍻
"If your father ever makes you mad, put that on."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got “I act like I’m interested in what she got to say” money!!
Best joke of the video.
What that mean
Then nigga you broke like the rest of us haha
I got "have a good weekend with your male bodybuilder friend, can you leave me a couple bucks for redbox?" money
PITA 1211 hahah that’s fucking golden mate😂
I could watch Dave specials a dozen times over and they still slay me 😂
"Actually Mr Hart.....we haven't eaten in several hours" Lol
Malone Mantooth
Sounds identical to something his "white TV news anchor" character on Chappelle Show would say.
Leave it to kids to embarrass you at impossibly the wrong moment.....you know I fed you before we left the house. I don't know why you're acting as if I deprive your little behind of food🤬😠🤬😠🤬😠
His son might not get famous, but if he did he might be funny af.
avoqado89 if Chappelle’s son does stand up it would be hilarious if Dave is in the front row and he often brings up jokes about incidents like that whenever he sees he’s at his show or they do stand up together
Love Bug kids always will find a way to embarrass their parents but it’s the parents’ job to get them back for that too lol
Kevin's goon: 'This is a terrible area...'
Dave: 'Yeah, actually I live around here, listen um...'
good one, must have taken a lot of effort for you to write down his exact words in the damn video itself
@@xenthia facts
That line killed me lol 😂
“... And Beyoncé got “Nooo, YOU stfu”-money.” 😂👏🏾
@real me ata wewe uko uku
He's just so human, that's why I love him.
eerohughes every person is a human. He is more down to Earth than most other celebrities
Surprised nobody hit you with the "That's not the REAL Dave. He's a clone." comments, yet. 🙄
King Keelo13 it shows that more people are actually getting smarter and idiots aren’t multiplying
@@c.galindo9639 😂😂😂 I hope so, because I've been seeing a lot of that lately. It's so annoying.
King Keelo13 that’s terrible news
The GOAT. Delivery, timing. Funny as hell yet poignant and heavy at the right times. There’s no one better.
His humour is not only funny but very intelligent as well. He really takes you for a trip when he starts telling a story.
just like George Carlin the Legend - he is no more :(
Hes a hypocrite
Yes you can feel the intelligence with every f-bomb.
He is dry as sand - love his humor! So different than the others.
The end was killing it ... „I got ‚quiet please‘ money at best ...“! 😅
"Shut the fuck up," that's Jay Z money
And Beyoncé got, "Nooo, you shut the fuck up."
Died right there.
Yes! This is the one comment I was looking for. 👏🏽
He took this joke from Aries Spears
@@woo9194 didn’t know that! Damn that’s spicy news! I’ll alert the mayor so he can have a conference and let the world know. We’re going to finish this Dave Chappell fellow, all the way to the ground!!!
🤣🤣🤣
i guess we all know who use the strap on in jay z and beyonce relationship right ;)
"this place fucking sucks"...the skinny Dave comes to the surface every once in a while :D
1:30 I crack up every time!
When Dave's son said "Actually we haven't ate in several hours" ..I know in real life Dave wanted to smack his son in the back of the head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U right😂
It's so true though
Kid will embarrass yo ass in a minute. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
At the time for sure, but it's always the shit kids do that's embarrassing/awkward as hell in the moment that becomes hilarious after the fact
Tickets are $125
"Why you need $250 then?"
"Because I want to go with YOU, Dad. Please?"
Wholesome. So wholesome.
Edit: Guys... Who said I thought he was serious?
That part was really awesome. Heartwarming.
I would say more like smart. This kid knows how to get what he wants, by any means necessary..:)
Guys, that's called politics
Bc he knew dad could not say 'No' then...AND dad could get him backstage.
He's 12, not 5; he knows what's up.
"mine are only $80"
His story telling and delivery is on another level
I have "quiet, please!" money at best. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You see how comfortable he is on stage, i can feel it
Definitely!
Yep.. so much so he’s pits were sweating 👀 lol
@@bradeleyjulmice910 it's hot up there under those lights😅
Dave emulating his son's laugh kills me every time. So funny! Dave's delivery is unmatched.
I still remember the bit he used to do on The Chappelle Show, where his son would go "But Nick Cannon's hilarious!" and Chappelle would get mad/jealous, lol. Reminds me of that type of situation all over again ;)
@@DeathBringer769 man fuck you son!
I loved him imitating the corn on the cob chow down 😂😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO “we haven’t eaten in several hours” 😭😭😭😭😂 black parents hate this omg
Made it look like Dave didn't make enough to feed his family.😂😂😂
My mother used to give my brother and I “the EYE” if we ever asked for something to eat or ate too enthusiastically while visiting her friends. 🤣
@@apjoeapjoe lol! Yess and i can understand why. Im the same way with my own child now
“I don’t know if you guys ate but you’re welcome to join me if you’d like.”
Yep. I've experienced this.
The way he said that "I was furious" FUNNY AS HELL 🤣. THIS SPECIAL WAS ONE OF HIS BEST. 🤣🤣🤣
Dave is the best comedian of all time!
Facts
Patrice oneal was better
I like Bo too but I agree :))
Best stand up comedian
Chris Rock is better
I am always poor so I have always "Sorry babe, your'right" money...LOL
F. D. 😂😂
LOL
Im so broke and single i can only tell myself to stfu
@@sambam2955 rofl!!!!!
@@sambam2955 stop being so goddamn ralatable.
"Dad, Kevin Hart is hilarious"
"Man, f**k you, son"
I bet a lot of people didn't get that lol
He said same thing about Nick cannon lololol alot of people don't know that joke
I'M BROKE NIGGA I'M BROKE!!!!
Nick cannon is hilarious.
That nigga just walked off with your school clothes money !
Now you're gonna tell you mom I'm cussing in the house!? That's right! Shit!
"leave me and my new daddy alone"
Both Dave and Kevin are brilliant. Kevin is the storyteller, Dave is the philosopher - and they just happen to be hilarious.
I love how a legend like Dave Chapelle can elevate someone like Kevin Hart above him with this story. It shows the level of respect he has for other comics. Him pretending to be jealous shows his humility.
*Chappelle
@@jamesanderson6373 Thanks for correcting him, almost had no idea who he was talking about there…
@@newaccount1268 😂😂
@@newaccount1268 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you.. I needed that.
So true 👏🏿
Kevin hart is awesome. But no disrespect to him... Chappell is still better,
No shit. Kevin hart said himself that dave is untouchable. Chris rock too.
naah kevin is better
this was confirmed by k.Hart himself lol
Kevin hart is noooooot funny......his spot was for KAT WILLIAMS but he was kicking to much make you think truth and refuse the dress.....so did dave
Agreed. Hart is superficial comedy. Chapelle can go deep (Rock too) but Hart does have better physical comedy (a little bit) and Rock can just throw f bombs and other profanity better than any other comedian.
I like that dave chappelle treats the audience like theyre his friends, i mean sure other comedians are funny and all but dave is like the dude who sits on his porch in a rocking chair, sharing wisdom and intellect, and helping us see the humor in life's tragic irony to anybody who will listen. He has such an invaluavble connection with his audience that no matter how much money these other guys make, they just cant and wont ever be able to buy it or attain it. The difference between kevin's stand up and dave's stand up, is dave's has you feeling wiser when you leave it and thats worth more than all the money in the world.
It is a great feeling when you know someone like Dave can make you laugh no matter what the day throws at you. This man is a national treasure.
He's funny, yet humble and he also gives credit where credit is due with Kevin Hart.
On a side note, I think Dave is a better comedian.
I agree with you 100% Mr.Marvel
On a side note, the earth is round.. Chappelle the goat
Yeah, there’s no debate. KH is pretty funny but Chappelle is on a whole other level than pretty much everyone else. He’s being very humble here, but he knows he’s the GOAT
No shit he is better, that’s like saying Michael Jordan is better than Ben Simmons
Captain Marvel so does Kevin Hart actually.
In my long lifetime, Dave Chapelle is the only man who's demanded that the world meet him on his own terms in (comedy show), and the world bowed to his terms. That, to me, is the definition of greatness. ( Comments from Joe Rogans Podcast video with Kevin Hart.)
agreed
I count Ali on that list. :)
@@Psiros Ali is the greatest man in sport ! and Dave Chapelle is the greatest man in comedy show
You're absolutely correct! i.e.,money doesn't rule him, he rules money!💯
Lol, you literally copied this word for word from Joe Rogans Podcast video with Kevin Hart. Nice.
"Whatchu doin around here? This is a terrible area!"
"Yeah, actually I live around here."
Making it sound like he's poor. Man, shut up. Lmao😂😂😂
You would swear This Man lived in a small 2bd 1bth cottage Home in a Rural Town driving a minivan…… 😂😂😂😂😂
“... And Beyoncé got “Nooo, YOU stfu”-money.” 😂👏🏾
thx for the subtitle.i forgot to turn it on
@@c_pelukis_potret5399 if that's what you think she's doing then you don't belong here. Psychotherapy is what you need
@@fakhrussalhin3149 i said thank you.and u say that?whats wrong with some manners?
he built up that punchline GOOD
@@fakhrussalhin3149 Stop spreading hate, man.
Jay Z and Beyonce part was hilarious 😂
@@skysheep747 I was looking for this one too!
Then Beyoncé’s sister comes up from behind and makes Jay-Z flinch 😂😂😂
Cute lol
@@clearmind89 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious. “I have quiet-please-money at best.” 😂
Imagine him saying quiet please to his wife 😂😂 somehow i feel like that would hit much harder than a shut the fuck up
His story telling is LEGENDARY
I hate when your kids eat like they have never seen food. Like you didn't feed them on the way to the destination. 🤣🤣 So embarrassing.
It happens everywhere 😂
Is that how parents see it?
LadyKane7
My friend from Pensacola, Fl said she made sure she always fed her Girl and Boy before she visit her Mama. She stated as soon as they step over the Grandma threshold. Her Mama will ask the kids do the want something to eat. Before my Friend can answer that they been fed. They would both sayYes in unison. They eat like they were starving to death as they were eating at their Grandma house. But her Mother use to assure my friend. That she know that they were already fed. They just want to eat Grandma food. Let us never forget the Teacher🥰
First Time i did that my mom didn't talked to me for a week
😂😂😂😂
I got "babe, can we talk about this later?" money.
You're doing good...Cause I can't say 💩....😂😂😂
Lucky man, I don’t even have that haha.
I don't even have that much money 😂
Add me to the "love i'm sorry" club
😹😹😹😹
When he's being funny, his jokes carry laughs, and when he's being serious, his words carry weight.
Profound
I saw this on another Dave video talking about smollet lol
That's a 💯% fact
#iam14andthisisdeep
That's his genius.
Ok I've missed out watching on never have watched this guy. The timing of just the jokes from this video is remarkable! I got to watch more lol.
He has lot of shows on netflix, i also recently watched him, he is the best
Your missing a master at the game.
Only person on his level is Norm Macdonald, rip.
The closer is good. Don't let tv/social media keep you from it. It's the least offensive show he's ever done and got cancelled for it..
Keep watching him and you'll understand.
What?! You’ve never seen any Chappelle? He’s one of the best at stand up. His show was awesome too.
Watch the Chappelle show with Charlie Murphy and Rick James skit. It's the shit
Watch his show. And all his stand ups. Unless you are born in the 90s+. If ur born after 1990 you are too soft and sensitive
"Dave is the best comedian of our generation."
Sincerely,
-Jussie Smollet 🇫🇷
Juicy Smooliyay😂😂😂
@@angel_numbers Lmao!🤣😂
Justice for Juicy!
Its juicy!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know you're a great comedian when you can make people laugh by telling jokes about how great another comedian is.
The thing is Kevin Hart is not great.he had to put a dress on for that money & over here.we not wearing no dresses....
Dave always puts a genuine laugh in my stomach ... He's definitely a legendary comedian living among us
Don't you do it netflix....don't you dare. Dave is a treasure.
Don’t feel bad, Dave. All I got is “Now hold up, wait a minute” money at best.
Lol no cap
I got... Oh I'm sorry money.
Damn atleast you got something. I got " 50 cent? Damn can I get a discount?" Money.
"Yes ma'am, right away" money 😂
I got don't beat me! money
Jokes so multi-layered, subtle, so nuanced, so well crafted, and so consistent.
For my money, Chappelle is and has been THE best in the game for 10+ years.
Funny how in his act he's putting Kevin Hart on a pedestal but in reality, Dave is twice the comedian Kevin is
Kevin Hart totally agrees with you
I think he's just giving Kevin his due respect as a comedian
Literally twice The Size
No need to compare the brothers.
That's why he can.
“Actually Mr. Hart, we haven’t eaten in several hours” 😂
"Actually Mr Hart, we haven't eaten in several hours"😂😭
I'm from Saudi Arabia and I tell you man, this children's behaviour is Internationally similar. My kids when we're visiting they'll eat like they've been in a famine. 😂
Kids showing you up
"I was furious"
The timing and delivery tho
I've got "I hope she doesn't look at my bank account" money.
Sammy Spaniel hzx
I got -563,22
So that’s “what money?!?” I guess
Sammy Spaniel
Hahahaaaa... yo at least you be havin a bank account 😎 Goals nigga. Lol "chin up"
hiphophead1991 uhhh I felt that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he talked about The whole situation with him not being paid for his show I felt it.
I would be embarrassed lol.
Like, "I do this shit too!"
That was savage
Anybody ever marvel at not just how amazing the jokes are but the memory that not only Dave has but a lot of comedians? Like honestly it’s amazing.
Dave Chappelle is a natural. You have mastered the Art of storytelling and comedy.
You are destined to be an icon for this present age. You appeal to all nationalities, sexes, ages, classes of people.
Chappelle speaks his mind. He bashes everyone and calls real whats real! I Respect that Immensely!!!
Just him calling Kevin's security a goon had me laughing lmao
Son: Daddy Nick Cannon is hilarious.
Dave: Man f#@k you son😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking as well, even before I clicked this video just from the title. I was like, "Nick Cannon, here we go again..." lol :D
Thought of that sketch too- good job!
*fuck
Kevin Hart networth: 200 million. Dave Chappelle networth: 50 million. Being able to do whatever you want for the rest of your life, with no financial stress: priceless!
Yes because it's a free man k Hart c sell his soul
And Beyonce like: noooo YOU shut the fuck up
You act like Kevin ain’t running his own thing doing whatever he wants
Kevin does movies chapelle too but not like kevin. I think chappelle is funnier
@@cheymilion3168 If Chappelle's best friend was Dwayne Johnson, Dave would be making a ton of movies too. I think The Rock likes Kevin in his movies cuz he makes The Rock loolk twice as big.
I've got "I hope my card isn't declined" money.
Lmao, same
Joshua Bonner 😂😂😂
🤙🤙🤙🤙✌✌✌
That "try this card then" money (fingers crossed) LMAO
😂
If you are going to produce a special featuring this man, you’ve got to have the guts to stand by him, and your decision to air the program!!!!!! At this point.
"I do this too" 🤣🤣
Kids are hilarious, your dad is the greatest standup of all time, and you still find something "better"