Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 1 & 2)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ธ.ค. 2019
- Take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, run it through Google Translate one too many times, and you're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!
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Mario and the Extremely Thirsty Kingdom featuring Carbon, his boyfriend.
mario is gay in this timeline.
I came
Fawful0 Don’t forget that Carbon is Christ!
@@iamachair8857 Carbon and his father invented everything, yes.
Carbon is simultaneously Christ and The Destroyer
Come visit the Great Tree, we got:
-Apples
-Pizzerias
-Ugly creatures
-Things
Dont forget Punishment
Rabbits too.
And a disease
-Big Ass
And the British, who might be starting a revolution
“If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.”
**Doing a spin jump soft locks Paper Mario**
Half an A press
But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.
You know what? I'm gonna say it.
*SPEEE-*
doing a spin jump in 0.5x A presses softlocks Paper Mario
I wouldn't even be surprised if this actually became a video.
"Mario is a toaster."
Well you know what they say, all marios toast toast.
Nice
All mario's toast roasted bread, character
Where there's smoke,
They pinch back..
You know what they say, this is Total Rice
(ran it through google translate)
@@diamondmrcreeper4128
Beautiful
7:14 "I'm gonna end my father"
"Him."
*"All."*
Fatality.
You will regret everything.
Easily my favorite.
"I'm empty. What happened?"
"I came here to EAT Hoko Saba and then DESTROY our city."
My favorite part is how he then refers to himself as Christ later on. When Carbon says he is going to end his father, he means God.
"Do you protect all games?"
"I do."
You said that like you were swearing an oath and it was hilarious
Immediately followed by "Rescued all life"
Sounds ilke an oath nintendo would make
Says the person known for crashing Paper Mario
The oath of True Gamers.
@@user-so4ov7re3s ™️
"GO NOW.
Welcome to pain."
Great start, omg. A minute in and I'm already dying laughing.
Its a kaizo loading screen
I think the regal and formal music is what gets me
"Carbon said nice! Is that my son?"
Carbon's dad is so shocked by hearing him speak kindly that he can't believe it's actually him lol
just the simple “piss off, nerd” got me more than anything else
What was the original? Wasn't it "Think Again Nerd!"?
What’s the time stamp
@@zeroobuichi3256 13:44
DBZ abridged FTW!
For me, it was "A half", because it is literally a Mario Game including Half an A-Press.
Other games: File loaded.
Book of Mario, an intellectual: Rescued all life.
Then what happens if you delete the file?
@@brentd2940 you obviously kill all life
@@brentd2940
*destroyed all life*
*megalovania starts playing in the background*
@@brentd2940 *destructs all life*
I love how Carbon is trying so hard to be the bad guy but no one takes him seriously.
"But do not cooperate with carbon please !"
*Carbon looks at Mario"
"Mario seems to drive a very nice car."
"Luh-Luxury!?"
"I have the best car in the world. Perfect."
Mario be driving around in a Mercedes in Mario Kart 8. The 300 SL does have some swag I'll admit.
Of course, Cybertrack
@@vharmi. With the bitter rivalry going on between Ferrari and Mercedes in Formula 1 right now, seeing a famous Italian character drive a Merc give me conniptions lol
1Thunderfire egg daily?
“I came here to eat Hoko Saba and then destroy our city.”
Damnit, I love you, Carbon.
And I'm all out of Hoko Saba
@@CPU3pt14159 That has to be the best reply I've seen in ages 😂
9:46 thank me later
Computer "touch my keys"
Peach "ok il give you a little blow."
XD XD XD XD I fricking lost it XD
0_o
“We’re skipping that one”
"Speak when you talk."
I'm definitely using that.
“go now”
“Welcome to pain”
the entry of middle school
Can confirm that
Relatable
I haven't seen something so accurate.
Really describes my first week of high school.
Accurate
"You're not killers?"
*P I S S O F F, N E R D*
Best part
"Welcome to Pain"
Is that a threat?
@@RenegadeScooter no its foreshadowing
Oryx TheMad God another funny part is “Fuckin’ Goomba”
the best part is the computer scene with peach
3:31 "See enemy picture and watch the war in HD-oh, we _gotta_ do that."
Blah
I have never played or seen the story of this game before.
this is my first time ever experiencing the plot of this game.
I can only imagine how absurd of a way to get into TTYD this is
Same
Oh no
Same here lmao
Same
"MARIO is a toaster!"
"I eat people, hey."
"But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."
Smajet carbon is the destroyer of worlds
You know what they say...
Nobody is gonna talk about Vivian and Marilyn are two thirsty, kinky fucks?
Timestamp plz
"You will regret everything!"
"All right... Let me give you a blow."
"The only problem is that I have no more problems."
Mr. Mowz is deeply wise.
Me also doesn't like mario signified by his line
"Oh I almost forgot, somewhere in this place are features to help you with hanging yourself"
which stryder didn't show in the highlights for some reason.
Oh and btw. Make also says "hang yourself now"
Wtf 444 likes
Yeah, that is really deep.
If you have no problems, life is boring and you kind of want problems to happen.
i thought that is a problem until i got one
after that (2 months) i was happy that i had no problems again
"I can't believe that other thieves are other thieves"
"we have a tank?" ... i always love those google translation loops... in german we just say that a turtle has a "panzer", meaning exactly the same as tank does, we wouldn't use the german word for shell to describe it... i know, whoever reads this totally wants this knowledge
Are the panzer turtles elite? Perhaps born to compete?
@@theguylivinginyourwalls NEVER RETREAT
_TURTER DIVISION_
panzer means armor and tanks at the same time
Well it confirms me that it wasn't French translated back into English...
So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?
@@DanielPinel "So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?" no, the german word for shell would be "hülle" which we would associate with a phone-case for example.
it all makes sense if we think about turtles, big armoured vehicles and phones.
language be crazy like that :D
Me: **coughs**
Me: It's just a cough.
My mom: It's just a cough.
Doctor: It's just a cough.
Google: *The thumbnail*
This aged well
Y O U H A V E A D I S E A S E
Oh wow thats relateable
@@K1ttyGam3r aged really well
@@kylechen7570 OH N O HADUYSFGUAFSDGBFUYS,DGBFH NCXKJNJCXNIVIN
For anyone who wasn’t in the stream, there’s a line where Punio simply says “Hang yourself now”
Is there a way to get the stream with live chat?
@@brendaajamu7152 You'll have to head to his twitch channel and check the videos section
Charziken omfg
GIVE ME YOUR FACE PETA
God that amount of times someone said “I came, Mario.”
Goombell has just started, though. You can't even begin to imagine the amount of times she says it
carbon ate the universe that made sense.
...
but in all seriousness, i have no idea where "i came" actually came from
Jack Rutledge Probably the translation of "Thank you"
"I am aware of the effect i can have-a on people"
I mean, pretty much every female character in the game had a crush on Mario...
12:59 We'll TAKE Boggly Woods,
And PUSH it somewhere else!
I looked all over the comment section for this joke! Thank you so much😁
fatguy703 made this exact joke in the playthrough he did lol
I love how this guy has such a sweet voice while saying "I'm sorry, bitch"
"In other words, I came!"
-Peach
You finna.
In other words, darling kiss me
“If you’re looking for a treasure, maybe you can do it in Peach!”
Oh they say this a lot in this translation
"Each time you get a star-shaped image, you gain a new special dance!"
Is this the new Shantae game?
Mario gonna start DDR dancing now
Mario dancing is shaking his head
It's the new Kirby Randomizer. One of the options is to shuffle Kirby's victoly dance.
"Do you protect all games?"
"I do"
I loved that moment
Right off the bat after after TEC sees Peach they are like "You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive" 😳
Haha some techno wordplay is always great😂
Peach: "All right...Let me give you a blow"
After all the other =ahem= "flirting" leading up to this from TEC...It's the BEST mistranslation in this whole thing.
I've seen enough hentai to know there is already porn of Peach x TEC
Didn't games re-painted do something similar with TEC and Peach? Where TEC was constantly hitting on her
@touma He said at the beginning that the text was run through google translate several times. It wasn't a mistranslation per say, but rather it was made by exploiting the limitations of an auto-translator to deliberately garble the language.
I like how Koops, The Shy one of the party, turned into a complete sociopath in this Hack
He goes from shy and unsure of himself, to becoming an school shooter.
@@ShadeKirby500 School Kooper)
Koops: I have anxiety. Can I help you?
Mario: Ok.
Carbon: I own a machete. Also, I invented badges to kill everything in the world... Have you by chance seen any of them?
Mario: The hell?
Carbon: Don't ask. I like you... Might spare ya. Idk.
@@superwhatevergamin9634
Carbon is gay for mario, that's why he doesn't kill him or his friends
"It's me, girl!"
"Do not buy anything, I have several buttons and boys!"
How much do you charge
To this day I still use the playlist for these videos to go to sleep to; the soothing voice and mostly mindless entertainment factors kind of make it perfect for me.
"Touch my front keys." I can't even
Please release highlights of the rest, dear god. I may die from asphyxiation, but I'll die happy.
"touch my front keys"
Okay! bz,nczx,nvz,vnbcx,bvnmvb,xzb,bxzbn,bzx,cvbzx,
Horny Super Computer
Find a way to nut this week, right
oh yeah , i was laughing so much at 3pm , i think i woke up my neighbors in my apartment block
I came
I feel like Carbons is gonna becomes the main antagonist and kill everyone
"You will regret everything"
He is an asshole.
My favourite part is when he is gonna react with Oxygen and eventually cause global warming.
It feels nice to revisit ToD like a year or so later.
He's nowhere near as horrible as Garlic (Bow) is in Book of Mario 64.
"I worry about my second car accident" is such a goddamn mood if you have anxiety. Like, you've been in one and you feel like it's just a matter of time before your second one.
I love how the translation made the Grump's horny TEC dialogue AND Mario's lust for Koops a reality
“I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city”
I’m dead, I seriously can’t anymore. carbon is the best character in the game
Can you believe that carbon will get even better than this?
There's this email at the start of section 3
I just rlly like how Carbon’s only 2 motivations are to kill everyone and to be with his true love Mario
@@fabricatorzayac There's a second dragon for carbon though.
"I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city! And I'm all out of hoko saba."
this Carbon is now my kindred spirit
“Quiet boobs!”
I guess Beldam saw all the fan art of her sister
Or she's referring to Quiet from MGS5.
Brother.
@@DracoHandsome leave the man to his dreams.
@@DracoHandsome Sister.
Vivian is a dood
in Japan that is
"I came, Mario, Take it!"
"In other words, I came."
...This is going to be some kind of slice of magic, isn't it?
Knowing almost nothing about the game’s plot makes this so much better
Knowing the game inside and out it's still marvelous!
yeah same
Is the loops actually named Carbon
@@maccychee3858 Koops is named Carbon in this translation.
How do you know if it's better if you haven't watched the same video whilst actually knowing this game's plot?
Honestly “This battle is inevitable.” Sounds soooo much better than “you can’t run from this battle.”
can't escape from crossing fate
I love how it makes a simple story battle, wich you have to fight,
Into a battle to the death wich was destined by the gods to happen as way of determining the fate of the universe, life and nature. Winner gets ascended into godhood.
I just ruined 420 likes but was worth it
What happened to me?
My favorite is when this shit is Accidentally Profound. "Do you protect all games?" "Rescued all life." "You will regret everything."
@Writter Gamer I looked in this comment's replies just to find this specific one
6:58 when looking this scene from a bit further away, it looks like Koops has a gun. The shadow of the block aligns perfectly
45 seconds in
"Rescued all life"
Good job, time to go home
"Mario drives a very nice car"
"Luh-Luxury?!"
That fit so perfectly
Lmao
666 likes
Big ass PAIN is better
Soooo true
Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors: Rated M for:
-Violence
-Sexual themes
-Strong language
-Extremely creepy consistency
-Mention/Use of Alcohol
-Overuse of the phrase "I came"
-Carbon, just Carbon.
I die for u
I do when i see snow
Well I guess they failed no nut November
Andreas Jur r/woosh
Loading screen tips be like:
10:04
"Mario is a toaster"!
You know what they say Luigi . . .
Marios toast toast!
it's almost scary how the failed translations successfully put together a new story of "carbon tries to kill his own father"
Monkeys and typewriters I guess. For every semi-comprehensive storyline you have twenty completley nonsensical ones.
And Carbon having a deep love for mario
Not really.
And then Book of Mario 64 happened, and the story was actually good unironicly
I know right! Carbon’s character was definitely the most consistent and it was amazing.
Carbon has such a dark mind:
wants to murder everyone and he does not care one bit
He's savage to his dad too and wants to be hard for his love interest.
He's practically the opposite of how he was in the base game.
He uses the hammer hammer to hit all enemies on earth
Carbon rise up
We live in a society
He also hits on Mario from time to time
12:09
Carbon is also gay
Carbon: "You will regret everything" Yeah, yeah.
I’m just going to greet people with “hey, hey beans” from now on.
"The only problem is that I have no more problems"
I want that on a sticker or something.
Life's too perfect it sucks!
- Some bratty Dr. Phil teen I would assume
A sticker. Maybe a sticker STAR
It's crazy how consistent Carbon's character is in this.
it's because he went from being emo and insecure to being a horny edgelord.
Carbon is simply sadistic and is slowly losing his mind. No offense to anybody actually named Carbon.
I would die for Carbon
Castafiore it’s interesting how I told you to bleep for yourself got my comment removed
Eric Lee ever breathe in carbon dioxide
“Hey, by the way, hard for you...”
“That’s wickedness...”
5:09 the game’s dialogue became self-aware
Ah yes, the two genders: women and insects.
Tag yourselves, I'm insects.
*ladies and insects*
A modern feminist must've wrote that line.
@@beatziegraham6928 No, more like a misandrist. Hating men isn't the same as lifting up women.
@@dianauwu1312 ah. That makes more sense.
"Touch my front keys..."
"Alright... let me give you a blow."
I haven't seen many people talk about TEC saying, "I would like to see them". But it's not even close to making me laugh as much as "Touch my front keys".
"Okay, then. At night?"
"Don't sleep, Princess."
19:26
yeah i support LGBT
Let's
Go
Big
Tree
Lol why
@@LimeFishy Why not?
"You have a disease!"
This did not age well...
oh god...
mario got coronavirus
@@NoobsSecondaccountZhidkova and guess what, Mario lives with Luigi! And they have a bunk bed so, but Luigi has a hotel and a mansion!
mario definitely doesn't wear a mask smh
I can’t count how many times this made me want to say “the floor here is made out of floor”
Ah yes
The floor
Here is
Made of
floor
3:27 That literally left me in tears! XD
IKR lmao. That's the hardest I've laughed in the last year, I was on the floor clutching my sides.
Me when I talk to my crush: *Normal conversation
What I really meant: 15:24
"Now you're damned, doofus!" was easily one of the best lines I've ever witnessed in any form of media ever. This was amazing.
Bruh "Lets go big tree"
My favorite is "you fucking frick on a stick"
Its not in the video though
“Hey, hey, beans!” is hands-down the best way to introduce yourself.
WAKU UP, BIG ASS!
Prologue: "Go now: welcome to pain!"
Me: "Oh we in for a treat!"
After fuckin goomba I laughed so hard I was hurting.
This title isn’t wrong
"GO NOW welcome to pain" is fucking funny
1:06
The doctors when I was born
2:40 Top 10 pickup lines
"Hey, what's your flesh, baby?"
"What's your flesh, baby?" is going to replace "What's your problem?" for me.
but its not the original
January! I'm walkin here!
I just tried doing something like this with the phrase “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”. I ran it through about 5 languages and ended up with “Mario Mario: Millennium Department”
Guess that means you gotta make your own, huh?
Hope it won't end with him being banished to the Shadow Realm.
Hmm
I love nintendos new mascot Mario Mario!
@@midgematic8659 Some people claim that was always his name since they're the "Mario Bros."
20:28 nobody expects the english revolution!
I don't understand how you deliver these lines with a straight face most of the time yet I'm sitting here laughing my ass of every 3 seconds
"But do not cooperate with Carbon! Please!"
I love how messed up and concerning Carbon is.
Apparently, Carbon:
-Highly dislikes his father and wants to end him, ALL
-Is hard for his girlfriend
-Has his father dislike him also, his father telling Mario not to cooperate with him
-Wants to eat Hoko Saba and then *DESTROY THE CITY*
-Has a really sarcastic and edgy personality, but also losing his sanity
Best character of this mod lmao
He says he will travel with his lover, meaning he is in love with Mario
So he’s Bisexual.
@@SuperZombieBros he's a horny bastard
he also uses the rocket launcher on the tank, remember?
He is also a prince
4:46 "Snaps enemy spine in two then regenerates all wounds" is another way to put it.
That sounds even more over powered.
“If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.”
Damn, someone should tell Gyro and Johnny that it can be that easy.
this sounds more like a fanfiction than google translate
but is it more fanfict than a Fan fict put through google translate?
I concur it's funny to me.
1:07 “ Go now, welcome to pain”
Well made intro
I like to imagine that there's an alternate dimension where everyone talks like this.
Beautiful.
If you press A in the exact spring moment you will do a rotation!
*Forever*
*_The infinite rotation!_*
Spoons Are Occasionally Made Of Metal He hit that gold rotation just right
@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 This made me laugh, and i dont know why... ya know, it's *funny*
-Destroy your enemies immediately
-Fly the shell against all enemies on Earth
I love these attack descriptions more than I should
I will end my dad
*the best shoes*
That shell is OP
12:44
Mario only has mail.
He is only a pawn, a peasant, a FOOLISH MORTAL!
18:39 The words "flirting couch" sounds like that one couch in a TV show where 2 people speed date.
4:51
It’s translated as Error because a “blooper” is a movie scene in which the actors made humorous mistakes 😬
The definition of a blooper is a mistake of any kind, it doesn’t have to do with movies
@@xian2themax You must be fun at parties
As someone who doesn’t know the story of Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door... this is beautiful.
same
It's honestly not that different; even the adult references have some grounding in the JP dialogue
same
same
You dont need to know the story, this works just fine
"What should I do? Utterly pass away?"
keeping this for myself
Funnily enough, that is almost exactly what Hyness says in the official version of Kirby Star Allies.
@@SamwellWK Punio is Hyness confirmed.
No one lately:
"Some of Goombella's bad translations make her sound like a Nymphomaniac."
@Oreo Cookie It means you're addicted too sex
22:21 OH CRAP I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING 🤣🤣🤣 and I'm dying laughing, now!!! Poor Pannen!!!
"It is the blessed tree and I, Christ, as you are the stars" is the closest thing to a Shakespearean sonnet that I can imagine in a Paper Mario game.
“Are not the most valuable things just wicked?” is pretty poetic as well
"God, you answered for it. I die for you, what do you think?" Is also very poetic
Watch the war in HD
Prof invited Mario to a "Special Movement"
The talk of casual murders
All the innuendos...
This is a story of Mario and how he got involved in cross-city gang wars
The British may start a revolution!
Fuckin goomba
Just like Markiplier
Sometimes you can figure out where the translate was going like for example:
to be speaking *"frankly"* means to be speaking with *"honesty"* and when you are being honest, that means that what you say aligns with *"reality"*
And then theres Blooper, which is literally a synonym of Error. You know, like a blooper reel; blooper, mistake, error.
"MARIO is a toaster!"
Had me laughing so much
19:25 Ah, so that's what LGBT stands for.
can confirm, that's exactly what it is
:)
I always thought it stood for Luigi's Got Big Tiddies
I love how Bowser is just really intimidated by how fancy Mario's car is.
Viewbob Luh-Luxury ?!?
“I can’t head there in my Koopa copter, I’ll look like a fool compared to Mario’s car!”
Why does Mario still steal cars in SMM2 if he has such a fancy car?
Are you mean "Browser"?
*i have to destroy my back*
"This battle is inevitable."
Tony Stark: Ah shit, here we go again
Mom: It’s just a cold
Dad: It’s just a cold
Doctor: It’s just a cold
Google: 23:04
New title: “Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon hates his dad, is hard, and has an existential crisis”
Book of Mario Thousands of Doors but everyone came and carbon is a megalomaniac
Mentally developed systems in the game
He's not just hard. He's hard. For you
Sounds more like cabron than Carbon.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon is a bit too relatable. Maybe except for the being hard for Koo Koopie.
"You do a rotation....
*FOREVER*"
Never laughed this hard before
Sounds like tusk act 4 to me
Spinnnnnn
You softlock the game! Yay...
“Press A half!”