@@vharmi. With the bitter rivalry going on between Ferrari and Mercedes in Formula 1 right now, seeing a famous Italian character drive a Merc give me conniptions lol
Koops: I have anxiety. Can I help you? Mario: Ok. Carbon: I own a machete. Also, I invented badges to kill everything in the world... Have you by chance seen any of them? Mario: The hell? Carbon: Don't ask. I like you... Might spare ya. Idk.
Peach: "All right...Let me give you a blow" After all the other =ahem= "flirting" leading up to this from TEC...It's the BEST mistranslation in this whole thing.
@touma He said at the beginning that the text was run through google translate several times. It wasn't a mistranslation per say, but rather it was made by exploiting the limitations of an auto-translator to deliberately garble the language.
Me also doesn't like mario signified by his line "Oh I almost forgot, somewhere in this place are features to help you with hanging yourself" which stryder didn't show in the highlights for some reason. Oh and btw. Make also says "hang yourself now"
I love how it makes a simple story battle, wich you have to fight, Into a battle to the death wich was destined by the gods to happen as way of determining the fate of the universe, life and nature. Winner gets ascended into godhood.
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I haven't seen many people talk about TEC saying, "I would like to see them". But it's not even close to making me laugh as much as "Touch my front keys".
Apparently, Carbon: -Highly dislikes his father and wants to end him, ALL -Is hard for his girlfriend -Has his father dislike him also, his father telling Mario not to cooperate with him -Wants to eat Hoko Saba and then *DESTROY THE CITY* -Has a really sarcastic and edgy personality, but also losing his sanity Best character of this mod lmao
Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors: Rated M for: -Violence -Sexual themes -Strong language -Extremely creepy consistency -Mention/Use of Alcohol -Overuse of the phrase "I came"
"we have a tank?" ... i always love those google translation loops... in german we just say that a turtle has a "panzer", meaning exactly the same as tank does, we wouldn't use the german word for shell to describe it... i know, whoever reads this totally wants this knowledge
@@DanielPinel "So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?" no, the german word for shell would be "hülle" which we would associate with a phone-case for example. it all makes sense if we think about turtles, big armoured vehicles and phones. language be crazy like that :D
I just tried doing something like this with the phrase “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”. I ran it through about 5 languages and ended up with “Mario Mario: Millennium Department”
To this day I still use the playlist for these videos to go to sleep to; the soothing voice and mostly mindless entertainment factors kind of make it perfect for me.
Then good luck with that because this occurrence will go on for the rest of the game. It doesn't happen that often in book of mario 64 though (which is what stryder is playing right now)
Watch the war in HD Prof invited Mario to a "Special Movement" The talk of casual murders All the innuendos... This is a story of Mario and how he got involved in cross-city gang wars
I know the dangers of drinking water while playing this game. Fatguy703 fell for it multiple times during his BoM ToD playthrough. So much that I put it on a bingo card for his BoM 64 playthrough, sadly to not see it happen at all. He must've been more prepared this time.
Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors Notable characters: Mario (a toaster, drives a very nice car) God Browser Princess of Peaches Professor Honesty (the most unusual) Carbon (wants to end his father) Make (an ugly creature, nerd)
"I worry about my second car accident" is such a goddamn mood if you have anxiety. Like, you've been in one and you feel like it's just a matter of time before your second one.
For how much nonsense I was expecting, there is a strange amount of consistency among the plot and characters. Like, I kind of want to see what plot this script shows. It's been too long since I've played Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors that I can't remember what the actual script is. Can't wait to see more.
I've never laughed so hard from a video before. I'm not even joking, this had me crying because of how much I laughed. I love how Koops is the exact opposite of how he acts normally
Also funny is that it makes sense with toadette's earlier lines stating that you get stuck in a rotation forever... A half A press is pressing A but not releasing A and if you do exactly that, you'll get stuck in that tutorial forever until you release it and at that point its not half an A press anymore.
Everyone's talking about Carbon(I mean, who wouldn't? The guy's clearly the best character), but are we all gonna ignore the sensual scene between Peach an the computer??? Like it's so consistent, I'm a little bit worried.
6:59 Carbon says he has a bad word and then says it at 8:47 12:55 It is revealed how peach ended up in the control room:She overthrew the previous leader and took control 23:23 It is revealed that mario is against the entirety of Persia
The whole playthrough is on fatguys channel, and they have highlights too. And his take is probably a bit better because there's 3 of them laughing about it.
Come visit the Great Tree, we got:
-Apples
-Pizzerias
-Ugly creatures
-Things
Dont forget Punishment
Rabbits too.
And a disease
-Big Ass
And the British, who might be starting a revolution
Mario and the Extremely Thirsty Kingdom featuring Carbon, his boyfriend.
mario is gay in this timeline.
I came
Fawful0 Don’t forget that Carbon is Christ!
@@iamachair8857 Carbon and his father invented everything, yes.
Carbon is simultaneously Christ and The Destroyer
just the simple “piss off, nerd” got me more than anything else
What was the original? Wasn't it "Think Again Nerd!"?
What’s the time stamp
@@zeroobuichi3256 13:44
DBZ abridged FTW!
For me, it was "A half", because it is literally a Mario Game including Half an A-Press.
“If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.”
**Doing a spin jump soft locks Paper Mario**
Half an A press
But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.
You know what? I'm gonna say it.
*SPEEE-*
doing a spin jump in 0.5x A presses softlocks Paper Mario
I wouldn't even be surprised if this actually became a video.
7:14 "I'm gonna end my father"
"Him."
*"All."*
Fatality.
You will regret everything.
Easily my favorite.
"I'm empty. What happened?"
"I came here to EAT Hoko Saba and then DESTROY our city."
My favorite part is how he then refers to himself as Christ later on. When Carbon says he is going to end his father, he means God.
"In other words, I came!"
-Peach
You finna.
In other words, darling kiss me
“If you’re looking for a treasure, maybe you can do it in Peach!”
Oh they say this a lot in this translation
"You're not killers?"
*P I S S O F F, N E R D*
Best part
"Welcome to Pain"
Is that a threat?
@@RenegadeScooter no its foreshadowing
Oryx TheMad God another funny part is “Fuckin’ Goomba”
the best part is the computer scene with peach
"Mario is a toaster."
Well you know what they say, all marios toast toast.
Nice
All mario's toast roasted bread, character
Where there's smoke,
They pinch back..
You know what they say, this is Total Rice
(ran it through google translate)
@@diamondmrcreeper4128
Beautiful
For anyone who wasn’t in the stream, there’s a line where Punio simply says “Hang yourself now”
Is there a way to get the stream with live chat?
@@brendaajamu7152 You'll have to head to his twitch channel and check the videos section
Charziken omfg
GIVE ME YOUR FACE PETA
@@Charzikeni cant find it
“I came here to eat Hoko Saba and then destroy our city.”
Damnit, I love you, Carbon.
And I'm all out of Hoko Saba
@@CPU3pt14159 That has to be the best reply I've seen in ages 😂
9:46 thank me later
Other games: File loaded.
Book of Mario, an intellectual: Rescued all life.
Then what happens if you delete the file?
@@brentd2940 you obviously kill all life
@@brentd2940
*destroyed all life*
*megalovania starts playing in the background*
@@brentd2940 *destructs all life*
"GO NOW.
Welcome to pain."
Great start, omg. A minute in and I'm already dying laughing.
Its a kaizo loading screen
I think the regal and formal music is what gets me
@@drb6642 fr
Knowing almost nothing about the game’s plot makes this so much better
Knowing the game inside and out it's still marvelous!
yeah same
Is the loops actually named Carbon
@@maccychee3858 Koops is named Carbon in this translation.
How do you know if it's better if you haven't watched the same video whilst actually knowing this game's plot?
"Mario seems to drive a very nice car."
"Luh-Luxury!?"
"I have the best car in the world. Perfect."
Mario be driving around in a Mercedes in Mario Kart 8. The 300 SL does have some swag I'll admit.
Of course, Cybertrack
@@vharmi. With the bitter rivalry going on between Ferrari and Mercedes in Formula 1 right now, seeing a famous Italian character drive a Merc give me conniptions lol
1Thunderfire egg daily?
“Quiet boobs!”
I guess Beldam saw all the fan art of her sister
Or she's referring to Quiet from MGS5.
Brother.
@@DracoHandsome leave the man to his dreams.
@@DracoHandsome Sister.
Vivian is a dood
in Japan that is
I love how Carbon is trying so hard to be the bad guy but no one takes him seriously.
Yeah the true villain in this lore is Princess Peach not Grodus or Beldam
I like how Koops, The Shy one of the party, turned into a complete sociopath in this Hack
He goes from shy and unsure of himself, to becoming an school shooter.
@@ShadeKirby500 School Kooper)
Koops: I have anxiety. Can I help you?
Mario: Ok.
Carbon: I own a machete. Also, I invented badges to kill everything in the world... Have you by chance seen any of them?
Mario: The hell?
Carbon: Don't ask. I like you... Might spare ya. Idk.
@@superwhatevergamin9634
Carbon is gay for mario, that's why he doesn't kill him or his friends
"Do you protect all games?"
"I do."
You said that like you were swearing an oath and it was hilarious
Immediately followed by "Rescued all life"
Sounds ilke an oath nintendo would make
Says the person known for crashing Paper Mario
The oath of True Gamers.
@@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض ™️
"Mario drives a very nice car"
"Luh-Luxury?!"
That fit so perfectly
Lmao
666 likes
Big ass PAIN is better
Soooo true
"But do not cooperate with carbon please !"
*Carbon looks at Mario"
It's crazy how consistent Carbon's character is in this.
it's because he went from being emo and insecure to being a horny edgelord.
Carbon is simply sadistic and is slowly losing his mind. No offense to anybody actually named Carbon.
I would die for Carbon
Castafiore it’s interesting how I told you to bleep for yourself got my comment removed
Eric Lee ever breathe in carbon dioxide
Peach: "All right...Let me give you a blow"
After all the other =ahem= "flirting" leading up to this from TEC...It's the BEST mistranslation in this whole thing.
I've seen enough hentai to know there is already porn of Peach x TEC
Didn't games re-painted do something similar with TEC and Peach? Where TEC was constantly hitting on her
@touma He said at the beginning that the text was run through google translate several times. It wasn't a mistranslation per say, but rather it was made by exploiting the limitations of an auto-translator to deliberately garble the language.
We're skipping that one.
"The only problem is that I have no more problems."
Mr. Mowz is deeply wise.
Me also doesn't like mario signified by his line
"Oh I almost forgot, somewhere in this place are features to help you with hanging yourself"
which stryder didn't show in the highlights for some reason.
Oh and btw. Make also says "hang yourself now"
Wtf 444 likes
Yeah, that is really deep.
If you have no problems, life is boring and you kind of want problems to happen.
i thought that is a problem until i got one
after that (2 months) i was happy that i had no problems again
"I can't believe that other thieves are other thieves"
Computer "touch my keys"
Peach "ok il give you a little blow."
XD XD XD XD I fricking lost it XD
0_o
“We’re skipping that one”
"Each time you get a star-shaped image, you gain a new special dance!"
Is this the new Shantae game?
Mario gonna start DDR dancing now
Mario dancing is shaking his head
It's the new Kirby Randomizer. One of the options is to shuffle Kirby's victoly dance.
"Touch my front keys." I can't even
Please release highlights of the rest, dear god. I may die from asphyxiation, but I'll die happy.
"touch my front keys"
Okay! bz,nczx,nvz,vnbcx,bvnmvb,xzb,bxzbn,bzx,cvbzx,
Horny Super Computer
Find a way to nut this week, right
oh yeah , i was laughing so much at 3pm , i think i woke up my neighbors in my apartment block
I came
Honestly “This battle is inevitable.” Sounds soooo much better than “you can’t run from this battle.”
can't escape from crossing fate
I love how it makes a simple story battle, wich you have to fight,
Into a battle to the death wich was destined by the gods to happen as way of determining the fate of the universe, life and nature. Winner gets ascended into godhood.
I just ruined 420 likes but was worth it
What happened to me?
My favorite is when this shit is Accidentally Profound. "Do you protect all games?" "Rescued all life." "You will regret everything."
@Writter Gamer I looked in this comment's replies just to find this specific one
I have never played or seen the story of this game before.
this is my first time ever experiencing the plot of this game.
I can only imagine how absurd of a way to get into TTYD this is
Same
Oh no
Same here lmao
Same
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You make the best videos, keep it up!
Yuh
Notice me
Stryder7x Paper Mario except it’s in Dutch now.
Please
"Touch my front keys..."
"Alright... let me give you a blow."
I haven't seen many people talk about TEC saying, "I would like to see them". But it's not even close to making me laugh as much as "Touch my front keys".
"Okay, then. At night?"
"Don't sleep, Princess."
I feel like Carbons is gonna becomes the main antagonist and kill everyone
"You will regret everything"
He is an asshole.
My favourite part is when he is gonna react with Oxygen and eventually cause global warming.
It feels nice to revisit ToD like a year or so later.
He's nowhere near as horrible as Garlic (Bow) is in Book of Mario 64.
3:31 "See enemy picture and watch the war in HD-oh, we _gotta_ do that."
Blah
“go now”
“Welcome to pain”
the entry of middle school
Can confirm that
Relatable
I haven't seen something so accurate.
Really describes my first week of high school.
Accurate
Carbon has such a dark mind:
wants to murder everyone and he does not care one bit
He's savage to his dad too and wants to be hard for his love interest.
He's practically the opposite of how he was in the base game.
He uses the hammer hammer to hit all enemies on earth
Carbon rise up
We live in a society
He also hits on Mario from time to time
12:09
Carbon is also gay
Apparently, Carbon:
-Highly dislikes his father and wants to end him, ALL
-Is hard for his girlfriend
-Has his father dislike him also, his father telling Mario not to cooperate with him
-Wants to eat Hoko Saba and then *DESTROY THE CITY*
-Has a really sarcastic and edgy personality, but also losing his sanity
Best character of this mod lmao
He says he will travel with his lover, meaning he is in love with Mario
So he’s Bisexual.
@@SuperZombieBros he's a horny bastard
he also uses the rocket launcher on the tank, remember?
He is also a prince
12:59 We'll TAKE Boggly Woods,
And PUSH it somewhere else!
I looked all over the comment section for this joke! Thank you so much😁
fatguy703 made this exact joke in the playthrough he did lol
Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors: Rated M for:
-Violence
-Sexual themes
-Strong language
-Extremely creepy consistency
-Mention/Use of Alcohol
-Overuse of the phrase "I came"
-Carbon, just Carbon.
I die for u
I do when i see snow
Well I guess they failed no nut November
Andreas Jur r/woosh
"The only problem is that I have no more problems"
I want that on a sticker or something.
Life's too perfect it sucks!
- Some bratty Dr. Phil teen I would assume
A sticker. Maybe a sticker STAR
“now you’re damned, doofus” carries a certain powerful energy and i appreciate it a lot
"we have a tank?" ... i always love those google translation loops... in german we just say that a turtle has a "panzer", meaning exactly the same as tank does, we wouldn't use the german word for shell to describe it... i know, whoever reads this totally wants this knowledge
Are the panzer turtles elite? Perhaps born to compete?
@@theguylivinginyourwalls NEVER RETREAT
_TURTER DIVISION_
panzer means armor and tanks at the same time
Well it confirms me that it wasn't French translated back into English...
So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?
@@DanielPinel "So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?" no, the german word for shell would be "hülle" which we would associate with a phone-case for example.
it all makes sense if we think about turtles, big armoured vehicles and phones.
language be crazy like that :D
I just tried doing something like this with the phrase “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”. I ran it through about 5 languages and ended up with “Mario Mario: Millennium Department”
Guess that means you gotta make your own, huh?
Hope it won't end with him being banished to the Shadow Realm.
Hmm
I love nintendos new mascot Mario Mario!
@@midgematic8659 Some people claim that was always his name since they're the "Mario Bros."
>this battle is inevitable
The battle: I am inevitable
@TylerTV Gaming no
@TylerTV Gaming mario: and it's a me, Mario
@@mm-lw8yd You thought it was a me, mario, but no, *ITS DIO*
buddy roe x Hopping kono Mario da
“I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city”
I’m dead, I seriously can’t anymore. carbon is the best character in the game
Can you believe that carbon will get even better than this?
There's this email at the start of section 3
I just rlly like how Carbon’s only 2 motivations are to kill everyone and to be with his true love Mario
@@fabricatorzayac There's a second dragon for carbon though.
"I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city! And I'm all out of hoko saba."
this Carbon is now my kindred spirit
I love how this guy has such a sweet voice while saying "I'm sorry, bitch"
"MARIO is a toaster!"
"I eat people, hey."
"But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."
Smajet carbon is the destroyer of worlds
You know what they say...
Nobody is gonna talk about Vivian and Marilyn are two thirsty, kinky fucks?
"You will regret everything!"
"All right... Let me give you a blow."
Smajet you know what they say
I love how Bowser is just really intimidated by how fancy Mario's car is.
Viewbob Luh-Luxury ?!?
“I can’t head there in my Koopa copter, I’ll look like a fool compared to Mario’s car!”
Why does Mario still steal cars in SMM2 if he has such a fancy car?
Are you mean "Browser"?
*i have to destroy my back*
I can’t count how many times this made me want to say “the floor here is made out of floor”
Ah yes
The floor
Here is
Made of
floor
"Speak when you talk."
I'm definitely using that.
"I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing..."
hmm yes
the floor here is made out of floor
The walls are made out of walls
Insert random object "is made of" random object.
Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds is a minute?
Grass is green.
Your profile pic is cursed
"But do not cooperate with Carbon! Please!"
I love how messed up and concerning Carbon is.
it's almost scary how the failed translations successfully put together a new story of "carbon tries to kill his own father"
Monkeys and typewriters I guess. For every semi-comprehensive storyline you have twenty completley nonsensical ones.
And Carbon having a deep love for mario
Not really.
And then Book of Mario 64 happened, and the story was actually good unironicly
I know right! Carbon’s character was definitely the most consistent and it was amazing.
To this day I still use the playlist for these videos to go to sleep to; the soothing voice and mostly mindless entertainment factors kind of make it perfect for me.
Prologue: "Go now: welcome to pain!"
Me: "Oh we in for a treat!"
After fuckin goomba I laughed so hard I was hurting.
This title isn’t wrong
the amount of times the characters say "I came" makes me really reconsider book of mario.
You mean book of Mario?
Then good luck with that because this occurrence will go on for the rest of the game.
It doesn't happen that often in book of mario 64 though (which is what stryder is playing right now)
Condoslime ejactulation salt is the best smash character
Watch the war in HD
Prof invited Mario to a "Special Movement"
The talk of casual murders
All the innuendos...
This is a story of Mario and how he got involved in cross-city gang wars
The British may start a revolution!
Fuckin goomba
Just like Markiplier
Me: **coughs**
Me: It's just a cough.
My mom: It's just a cough.
Doctor: It's just a cough.
Google: *The thumbnail*
This aged well
Oh wow thats relateable
@@K1ttyGam3r aged really well
@Kyle Chen OH N O HADUYSFGUAFSDGBFUYS,DGBFH NCXKJNJCXNIVIN
@@CabeliotCometier "death incarnate's out the door-"
-Destroy your enemies immediately
-Fly the shell against all enemies on Earth
I love these attack descriptions more than I should
I will end my dad
*the best shoes*
"It is the blessed tree and I, Christ, as you are the stars" is the closest thing to a Shakespearean sonnet that I can imagine in a Paper Mario game.
“Are not the most valuable things just wicked?” is pretty poetic as well
"God, you answered for it. I die for you, what do you think?" Is also very poetic
"You do a rotation....
*FOREVER*"
Never laughed this hard before
Sounds like tusk act 4 to me
Spinnnnnn
You softlock the game! Yay...
“Press A half!”
6:58 when looking this scene from a bit further away, it looks like Koops has a gun. The shadow of the block aligns perfectly
Trying to watch this and drink water at the same time was a mistake, my laptop screen is now speckled with water droplets from all the laughter
I know the dangers of drinking water while playing this game. Fatguy703 fell for it multiple times during his BoM ToD playthrough. So much that I put it on a bingo card for his BoM 64 playthrough, sadly to not see it happen at all. He must've been more prepared this time.
this sounds more like a fanfiction than google translate
but is it more fanfict than a Fan fict put through google translate?
I concur it's funny to me.
"Do you protect all games?"
"I do"
I loved that moment
Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
Notable characters:
Mario (a toaster, drives a very nice car)
God Browser
Princess of Peaches
Professor Honesty (the most unusual)
Carbon (wants to end his father)
Make (an ugly creature, nerd)
Dont forget fuckin goomba
Mario only has mail.
His name is bart
Hoko saba(loves doing the dishes)
Groadon (is a good boy and has hot circles)
As someone who doesn’t know the story of Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door... this is beautiful.
same
It's honestly not that different; even the adult references have some grounding in the JP dialogue
same
same
You dont need to know the story, this works just fine
If you press A in the exact spring moment you will do a rotation!
*Forever*
*_The infinite rotation!_*
Spoons Are Occasionally Made Of Metal He hit that gold rotation just right
@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 This made me laugh, and i dont know why... ya know, it's *funny*
Right off the bat after after TEC sees Peach they are like "You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive" 😳
Haha some techno wordplay is always great😂
"What's your flesh, baby?" is going to replace "What's your problem?" for me.
but its not the original
January! I'm walkin here!
“I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing...”
*hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
People die when they are killed.
The Time Capsule when I close my eyes. I can’t see
Gun attacks are effective against enemies weak to guns!
@@maskeddededepression1400 a is the first letter of the alphabet
@@thetimecapsule1680 Not if we deploy ACTIVE MEASURES.
"What should I do? Utterly pass away?"
keeping this for myself
Funnily enough, that is almost exactly what Hyness says in the official version of Kirby Star Allies.
@@SamwellWK Punio is Hyness confirmed.
"It's me, girl!"
"Do not buy anything, I have several buttons and boys!"
How much do you charge
"Now you're damned, doofus!" was easily one of the best lines I've ever witnessed in any form of media ever. This was amazing.
Bruh "Lets go big tree"
My favorite is "you fucking frick on a stick"
Its not in the video though
“Hey, hey, beans!” is hands-down the best way to introduce yourself.
WAKU UP, BIG ASS!
The name of the blooper is Error because the word “blooper” means “mistake” and another word for that would be “error” and that’s why.
Secret weapon: White-Out.
It wouldn't be the first time a character named Error is in a Nintendo game...
It's also a translation error. Interesting.
Error: E x c u s e m e a n o m a l y -
@@senseless2213 Maybe his name is "Batsu"?
If I had attack moves, they too would probably be "headache" and "blah".
Are you planning on watching the enemy picture and seeing the war in HD with that?
Y O U G O T A D I S E A S E
but those find aren't attack moves they are assaults
ＷＨＡＴＩＳＨＵＭＡＮＢＥＥＦ
"I worry about my second car accident" is such a goddamn mood if you have anxiety. Like, you've been in one and you feel like it's just a matter of time before your second one.
4:51 It just so happens to be synonymous with the word “Blooper”.
Oooooh, bloopers! Like failed scenes in movies or voice acting that arent in the released product. Gotcha
19:25 Ah, so that's what LGBT stands for.
can confirm, that's exactly what it is
:)
I always thought it stood for Luigi's Got Big Tiddies
2:58 "Mario is a toaster"
And we all know: all toasters toast toast
NO-
@krazygoodnugget I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
@krazygoodnugget Hey you get out of my cloud!
My god where did I go?
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic. Gay Luigi?
45 seconds in
"Rescued all life"
Good job, time to go home
"I came, Mario." -Goombell, Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
i came, mario *TAKE IT*
She says that only a billion times. Like, the end of the game she has a conclusion to her, uh, epic story.
You finna
New title: “Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon hates his dad, is hard, and has an existential crisis”
Book of Mario Thousands of Doors but everyone came and carbon is a megalomaniac
Mentally developed systems in the game
He's not just hard. He's hard. For you
Sounds more like cabron than Carbon.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon is a bit too relatable. Maybe except for the being hard for Koo Koopie.
Carbon, otherworldly entity seeking world destruction and mario's tender love, has made me laugh so hard I almost couldn't breathe . Please keep going
I love how the translation made the Grump's horny TEC dialogue AND Mario's lust for Koops a reality
Person: What does LGBT stand for?
Me: 19:26
Let's Go Big Tree!
LeTs gO bIg tRee-
Let's Go Big Tree! is a good phrase.
Good innuendo too.
🤣
the way Stryder said "We have a tank?" at 7:41 was amazing, as though he was thinking Why're we doing any of what we're doing if we have a tank?
Makes the whole game a whole lot easier!
Can we get a timestamp
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7:39
@@-dennis3755
I saw it as I watched the vid but it's always nice, thanks
For how much nonsense I was expecting, there is a strange amount of consistency among the plot and characters. Like, I kind of want to see what plot this script shows. It's been too long since I've played Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors that I can't remember what the actual script is. Can't wait to see more.
Poor Carbon really hated his father.
I don't understand how you deliver these lines with a straight face most of the time yet I'm sitting here laughing my ass of every 3 seconds
"Get your husband boys!" Is now going to be what I say when me and the boys go out
I've never laughed so hard from a video before. I'm not even joking, this had me crying because of how much I laughed. I love how Koops is the exact opposite of how he acts normally
"BIG ASS NOOOOOO" had me in tears
We hardly knew ye
thats not what he said
Timestamp pls
"In other words, I came."
...This is going to be some kind of slice of magic, isn't it?
22:20
Press A half!
"Oh no, not half an a press"
RIP Pannenkoek
Also funny is that it makes sense with toadette's earlier lines stating that you get stuck in a rotation forever...
A half A press is pressing A but not releasing A and if you do exactly that, you'll get stuck in that tutorial forever until you release it and at that point its not half an A press anymore.
"Speak when you talk."
-Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors
"I came"
- basically everyone in this game
*hmm the floor is made of floor*
Everyone's talking about Carbon(I mean, who wouldn't? The guy's clearly the best character), but are we all gonna ignore the sensual scene between Peach an the computer???
Like it's so consistent, I'm a little bit worried.
You don't want to give it a blow? I know I do...
I wonder what it's like in the original
Ikr, I was dying
*Touch my front keys*
@@BierBart12 I mean, the attitude from the computer is not really that far off from what is shown here lol
"Mario is a toaster"!
You know what they say Luigi . . .
Marios toast toast!
"You have a disease!"
There go the Mario RPGs I guess, AlphaDream went bankrupt and Paper Mario got a disease
Stop changing your pfp!
Also we lost Mario & Luigi. RIP
I didn't realize it was you for a second
Sad days
The disease is Sticker Star.
"What is human beef?" "Good question, goombella" *popeyes ad plays*
I think youtube knows something we dont...
That is questionable ngl
Lol
@Prowler Bc Well, considering that TH-cam is owned by *GOOGLE,* that should hardly come as a surprise.
@@PC_Simo imma make a google translated comment
ok this is it: "God, this child is not a citizen."
@@UltraVioletLite Nice one 😆👍🏻. Though, I struggle to figure out your intended meaning.
It scares me that Carbon said "I'm gonna end my Father. Him. All."
Edgy as hell, that's our Carbon.
@@runningoncylinders3829 It's why we love him!
You will regret everything
6:59 Carbon says he has a bad word and then says it at 8:47
12:55 It is revealed how peach ended up in the control room:She overthrew the previous leader and took control
23:23 It is revealed that mario is against the entirety of Persia
PLEASE post the rest of these, I couldn't breathe from most of it. Your readings of the lines are too damn perfect!
The whole playthrough is on fatguys channel, and they have highlights too. And his take is probably a bit better because there's 3 of them laughing about it.
Daniel Baker Post the Link to the channel