Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 3 & 4)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ธ.ค. 2019
- The continuation of a crazy Google Translated version of The Thousand-Year Door. Grubba, King K, and "Hawk Green" are some of the best characters we've met so far. Also our name is General Gunsales. Carbon is a gem as usual, no surprise there.
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language. Of course, this mod is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father and everyone else, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!
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"This is the price of war, Gunsale"
> 3 Coins
I cackled seeing this in text form
I guess the price of war was fairly affordable.
Carbon is excited about war being this affordable.
Don't worry about the war, there will be cake.
@@hobbified
:D
Not gonna lie, General Gunsales is a badass wrestler name.
General Gunsales is a pretty accurate Military General name, too!
He's a one-way ticket to THE GUN SHOW!
I liked the "Executioner from hell" more.
General Gunsales and his partner, Doctor DCS
Yeah it's petty good.
“Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack.”
Damn that’s deep
Is that communism i hear?
@mendaix Maybe that Marx guy was right.
@@moreno4821 that marx guy was almost 100% correct about all things, the way how people like stalin implemented tho is just wrong.
@mendaix wait thats not how communism works
@mendaix had or has? are you talking about DDR or todays germany.
oh my god I just realized that “partner” was getting translated as “boyfriend/girlfriend”
That makes sense actually.
@Steven Victor Neiman I think its something like "come on!" or "let's go!"
"That's a white man."
Well, uh, yes, it is.
I just lost my shit when i saw that.
And thus, countless tumblr teens got triggered that day.
Even funnier cause of the white robes
@@Revenant721 I literally died when I saw that. White robes? Pointy hat? That's a white man
first people made a million false genders, next they'll make a million false races.
Oh
They still say “I came.” randomly
Good to know.
I too, cum when talking to Paper Mario.
Mariomaniac88 what should they say originally???
I'm pretty sure "I came" was translated from "Come on," or "let's go" or such
Kyubeyz _ from what I can tell, it’s most likely a translation of ‘let’s go’
Agent 005 yea i got nothing for that one
This game is so memey 99% of the time and then it says shit like
"The light within you will destroy you" or "you know that life is lacking"
It's mostly a memefest, but it sometimes turns into NieR: Automata.
Banks should burn
-goomba
This is the memeist game relased on a console with Book Of Mario 64 as the second
“You can be guilty before you learn human redemption”
"This is the price of war, General Gunsales"
~3 Coins.
When half the party thinks “chaotic neutral” means “derail the plot by burning down a whole city”
YES
Are you n my D&D group? I razed an entire city and turned a desert to glass, yet call myself “chaotic neutral”.
Seriously though, where do you live because I’m pretty sure you are in my group haha
What does that mean
Yellow Panzer it’s a dungeons and dragons thing that has to do with morality
I'm chaotic evil and do worse than that so, it fits
“I want Petalburg back, Carbon.”
Google Translate KNOWS what it’s doing at this point.
*We can take Glitzville*
"We'll destroy the world."
Carbon: THAT'S *MY* JOB!!
“I miss Petalburg, Carbon. I miss it a lot. I’ll be back.”
I want Petalburg back too. I need a ralts.
@@dontmindme8571 its the route NEXT to petalburg that is where You find the ra. . . . WAIT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT GAME! STOP IT!!
*Jolene leans over*
"This is the price of war Gunsales"
I died.
*You got 3 coins!*
The new metal gear game looks great
@@CODMarioWarfare Who knew war was so cheap?
Gun sales are literally a price of war.
Carbon: Three coins fund a war. Imagine throwing down 30 cents to fund a world war. 🔥🐢🔥
I think it's so funny how the translations even make lore. King K loves Mario and hits on Mario, then at the end he says he got a child and it's a boy. I'm sure everything else is connected somehow.
He was kinda gay without translatio tho
Like Carbon being an evil mastermind bent on taking over the world?
@Coco Crazy Carbon x Mario (Gunsales)
Based on dialogue during the final chapter, King K's husband may be Hawk Green and both of them have obvious crushes on General Gunsales.
@@Ninetails2000 I think Hawc Green even tried to convince Mario to dump King K at one point by telling him he killed his baby
"Now I'm afraid you know my big deal... I have a bed" Got me good
This one got me the most 12:53 and 13:11
Yeaaaa
@@cameronballz6154 with the context from 13:11 , 13:43 is uh... "interesting".
@@aaajeear8654 OH NO.
The second cake is bad because it was undercooked for 4.4 years.
And that’s NOT perfectly acceptable
My grandma can make a mean 4.4 year old cake. Besides the severe stomach issues and permanent damage of my kidneys it was worth it.
@@fieryfist3150 she should have baked it 4.5 years. Eating cake that raw is bad for your health
still better than 4.6 years
It also needs some soap.
@@LAppelDuVideo and a cleanser icing!
The worst part of this series is that it's going to end eventually.
But at least we now that yoshi and koopa does tax fraud
I hope he does more games! Dream Team would be a great one to do!
I came
@@JeremiahJ-wv1vn *carbon
@Nobody Special paper mario 64 got translated.
"What's waiting for you? Do you think a sexy woman or something will come?"
Well... I mean a lot of people have just been "coming" apropos of nothing, so...
Also, Flurrie can be considered quite the sexy woman, so........
5:19 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake."
-French Revolution, 1789 - 1799
11:22 Deadmau5 reference
The first one is so accurate
American Police force: 11:31
Cake is a lie
I’m mentally preparing my body to hear “I came” a lot in later episodes
There's one where it only happens once or twice, but it was very common because "let's go" somehow consistently changed to "I came"
@@AidanWR 69 likes
“I came in people!”
I've been prepared for a lot of "coming" since last episode, with Carbon being the God of Death and Flurrie being a God of Fertility they are.....what I WASN'T prepared for was Goombella asking for a bigger cock. That shit almost made me fall out of my seat.
ShadowDuty7 I don’t think anyone was prepared for that line
The fact Carbon is a chaotic lunatic in love with Mario who wants to rule the world and his girlfriend is just at his house smelling his clothes pretty much tells you how amazing this is going to be.
69 likes. Let's leave it like that.
Sounds like the plot to a weird anime.
*Furiously scribbling notes for romantic short story*
Imagine your sticker rant in Google translate
Nice username
i think "i came" was translated from "let's go." that's probs why it appears so much.
Or more likely, “come on”
Sometimes i think they did not translate all of it but rather built onto some of it like the whole peach thing
@@riskyworks i saw a comment that peach in latin means "persian apple" or something like that. that might be the reason why they call peach the persian king and so on
"Truly.....I am myself."
So deep, I want this on a t-shirt.
So the lore of this basically is...
Mario is a porn star with the ability to speak to Satan, loved by everyone and trying to recapture the evil princess peach who's dating an AI in her prison. She is held captive by someone who's really rude, but we don't know his plans yet. On his adventure he meets many new friends like a psychopathic turtle who wants to destroy the world, a baby dinosaur who swears way too much for being born a few minutes ago and a masochistic depressed ghost who is comforted by the fact that Mario is even more mentally unstable than she is. Everyone Mario meets wants to get into his pants, but he keeps going, obtaining the christian stars one by one and defeating many monsters and pedophiles which also want to frick Mario.
Edit: I will post the full lore at the end of this series with a lot more details, like the fact that carbon's home town consists of a christian cult of incestious turtles
*T* *O* *P* *K* *E* *K*
Absolutely glorious, deserves more likes
This is the type of lore i can get behind
@@anarchyjohnson3397 >get behind
[lenny]
Also, almost everyone came.
"The light within you will destroy you"
-Hawc Green
Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers
Oh, hey there Xehanort.
@@Grimssbane one brings shadow one brings the light
The Radiance:
I always saw the Vlogbrothers as a lot more optimistic than that but I guess I missed a lot.
Gombella sitting on the toilet
"This is probably the biggest thing I ever did"
"You're the main computer here? Why don't you know anything?"
Oooh, get burned TEC
"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales."
3 coins
seems about right
YER FUCKING TOOTIN'
“How do you like my car? It us very dangerous.”
Y
WAR UH....WHAT IS GOOD FOR....
Game:3 coins
ABSOLUTE- oh 3 coins well that sounds okay
War only costs 3 coins apparently.
"Families need a party to relax and enjoy the war, but behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack"
I don't remember the original game critiquing the global military-industrial complex
*Banks must burn!*
@@CODMarioWarfare "BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS AND MAKE A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS"
@@TheShinyFeraligatr But Dad, aren't some of those banks?
Mario takes a bold pro-communist stance as we can see in the letter that says "COMMUNISM"
The rich bastards of Hunger Games vibes...
"I'm a kid somewhere in my thoughts, but I don't want the opportunity to say that"
Beneath all the nonsense there's something really relatable about that
Or pedophillic
I like how, even into chapter 4, Carbon's goal of destroying Petalburg and taking over the entire world is so consistent
Like even with the other characters' dialogue it's consistent
I came.
"grubba used the crystal star to drive a car..."
So that's what we killed him for?
Driving a Car?
No, You didn't kill him.... that was the end monologue summery of what happened. he used the crystal star... after You beat him. . . . meaning. . . . . . .
YOU KILLED HIS TWIN BROTHER ! ! ! THUM THUM TU THUUUUMM! LOGIC INCEPTION!
@@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy N-NANIII!!? Are you telling me that Grubba faked his death only to. Rise again years later so that he could use the power of the crystal start to drive all the cars in the world?!
Basicaly GTA
In our defense he did say it was a dangerous car
"Hi, I do not feel bad!"
"My God, you have a worse problem than me!"
"Viviana is a party!"
*Vivian's skills: Entry*
I almost cried at that part
@@oldbadname3633
And then you look at her later abilities x)
Yeah, if ya have seen *other* playthroughs.......
vivian now joined your girlfriend.
"Rumors have their rumors."
"You can be guilty before you learn human redemption: This is not the first time!"
"War is simple."
I'm sure these are incredibly deep and meaningful and that we can take great lessons from these.
"War is young men dying, and old men talking," I guess that's why war is simple
“The light within you will destroy you.”
'Rumors have their rumors.'
"As you know, for some weeks, there have been rumors of my rumors. I can now tell you that these are all rumors."
- Lefevre, {YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah
“Be woke, be cool, a calm spirit is smarter.”
"our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid." what the actual frick
“Viviana’s skills: Entry”
I love how everything in Glitzvile is about war and Mario ended up with the nickname of General Gunsales. It's like he is some sort of arms trafficker.
If this were Paper Mario 64 he'd be the Common Man.
this google translate made the best glitzville story i've ever seen, that and Carbon's background...
@@theomegablade6415 Carbon's entire character is too consistent and almost a complete 180 from the character he was based on. The best destroyer of worlds! And fathers!
@@runningoncylinders3829 i'm surprised there isn't any characters in the PM games that have a destrutive personality (and i'm not talking about them literally being a bomb, i mean they want to cause some form of havoc and chaos)
@@theomegablade6415 ... because that's a 99% sure sign of a villain. I think Dimentio kinda fits that, and to a lesser degree General Guy, Tubba Blubba, Lady Bow, Lord Crump, Jr Troopa, Doopliss, Mimi, and King Sammer. Feel free to debate any of these if you meant something else by this.
Our baby yoshi has a very colorful vocabulary, doesn't he? Also I think Grubba's dialogue was the hardest to read without having a laughing fit every time
Haha yes
You could say that
W A R
The best
yer fuckin tootin
"Let the circle of cream feel the baby" is something you would hear in a low quality doujin
Sounds like a line from the Great Days opening.
7:43 "Go chicken, quick chicken!"
I swear that has to be an official catchphrase
5:22
"Don't worry about the war... There will be cake!"
There is no war in Glitzville.
Of course there's war! Why do you think there are so many refugees?
If there is no war, then the cake is a lie.
Princess Peach has invited you to Lake Laogai.
@@RealClassixX
Roses are red
Storm clouds are gray
There is no war
In Ba Sing Sae
(I butchered the spelling)
Wait... GLaDOS? Is the cake a lie?
Why does everyone have the hots for Mario in this
I mean...have you looked at him? Who wouldn't?
I mean, to be fair, that was true in the normal version as well.
Grate Oracle Lewot you right.
@@aborealisglfry Mario is a Chad to the TTYD female partners. He gets kissed by all of them and they all hint that they wanna get under the pants with him.
@@19martincito73 Now it just applies to the dudes also.
“That’s a white man” Goombella - 2019
It's even better that it's a white MAGI-koopa in Klan attire
I'm amazed how consistent this is, Carbon literally destroyed Peralberg like he said he would "I want Peralberg Back Carbon"
I love how one consistent aspect of this translation is that Peach, Mario, Carbon and pretty much the entire main cast are without question the biggest villains.
*Carbon
this series is great, it's so funny how the translation manages to gives the characters a consistent personality.
CoofeZinho69 “I want Petalburg back, Carbon”
Best part is that it's the same deal for 64.
"Hi, I'm Carbon, this is my boyfriend Gunsales and his boyfriend King K"
The poly representation we all need
Modern relationships in a nutshell
K rool?
Lightroot Industries No, King KKK
@@emmamora7 Please don't.
"This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales"
>Tony Stark providing weapons to the military, colorized
"The light within you will destroy you. Remember."
- Gandhi
You didn’t add the part where Grubba said “They say that shootings are the smell of society”
Probably for the best it was left out?
That sounds like Bane, tbh.
I didn't know that Grubbs was American
Something something we live in a society
it's hard to get good high lights of chapter 3 without showing everything, It'S SO GOOD!
As far as I can tell in this mod everyone is either talking about nonsense or thinks Mario is sexy.
And carbon taking over cities
Yeah, pretty much
And Peach controlling Mario to allow her to perform her evil schemes.
@@solarflare9078 The crystal stars are needed to end the Princess of Peaches
Goombell talks of fetishes and kinks. Also human beef and flesh.
Think she's into vore...
"Destroy everything."
-Lord Swoop
There's a band called "X" and all those messages sound like songnames.
"Health of the State" from X
"Ecological Ennviroment" from X
"D A D E M E A T" from X
Leaked songs
The last one is not from x
Feat. Carbon the new bassist.
"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" So this is the evolution of YOLO
So... YODO?
But he said "at least" once, so I'm not sure that entirely fits
So.. YALDO?
EDALO
Everyone Dies At Least Once
I like "YALDO" better, much more of a coherent acronym
Jolene: Mr Gunsales? Want to feel good? Follow me.
Mario: What did I just sign?
512 likes, half a megabyte, gigabyte, terabyte...
Why did I wrote this?
13:16-
"Can we get a-"
*sharp inhale*
"Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!"
every killing game ever
"You can be guilty before learning human redemption" raw energy and power from Carbon there
"Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack."
Too true.
There is a uncanny truth to that line
Sounds like a verse in a System of a Down song lol
Deus Ex: The Thousand Year Door
Deep.
"Behind the scenes rich people of the world attack" This guy understands the truth
"The light within you will destroy you." Welcome to Hallownest.
I didn't expect to see hollow knight here
“The light within you will destroy you. Remember.” -Hawk Green, probably a Sith Lord
*Hawc Green
Have you ever herald the tragedy of darth gunsales?
Or a seeker of Darkness.
The fact that grubbs is obsessed with children scares me
Well, his son DID die, so...
Grubba did not kill himself.
Meanwhile Jolene wants DAD E MEAT
ANueUtsuho that was grubba, actually
First thing he said to mario was "do you have children?" so yeah.
Also he congratulationed mario on his child right after getting yoshi.
"I'm sure you know my big deal.. I have a car."
*Bro I did not know he had a car. I got totally spoiled for that moment*
Hands down Carbon is the best boyfriend in this series.
10:05
Beetle thingies: "Wheeee! It will be fun to be happy!"
Stryder: "Aw, that's really wholesome."
Mr. Grubba: "Be prepared... *FOR WAR!!!*"
happy means brutal death
I died there dude xdd
ssassswaaaa@/trrvfffgrr I agree
Were not fuckin around. You think this is a kind game for babies? No! Welcome to the trenches, next gass atack will kill the first line. You are with the first line!
"Does your mother teach something to your mom" is the best version of "your mom gay" I've ever heard. Rawk Hawk said Lesbian rights.
Given all we have seen of Mario and Luigi's parents are silhouettes could they be two women. I like this theory!
The thought of Mario and Luigi being raised by lesbians kinda frightens me, and i have no idea why.
*Hawc Green
@@TeruteruBozusama Mario and Luigi are of Umbra descent.
For the record, "Haterator" is in the original game's dialogue.
I love just how aggressively King K comes on to Mario. Everyone in this series is doing it, but King K just takes the thirst to a whole new level. Dude has absolutely no chill.
That weird moment when you remember that King K is supposed to be quite old...
And apparently he just had a son!
so what old dudes can still rock it
“Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!”
Well, that won't be hard to accomplish.
@@WorldWalker128 Tardigrades: Is that a challenge?
I think J.K Rowling wrote this version, given the sheer number of characters who have suddenly become gay in this version
BOMTOD? More like HPTOD
No way. This is too good to be made by J K Rowling
Can’t be, Sir Snow is a trans man in this translation and J.K Rowling kinda hates trans people iirc
@@jamiedoesstuff5871 What evidence do you have of that?
It's just google translate
8:28 the "Yer fucking TOOTIN" caught me by surprised and i almost choked on the hashbrown i was eating
Peach: Is this the soul of the Devil?
General Gunsales: I think this is for Carbon.
"The light within you will destroy you" that's actually deep smh
I can't help but think of Kingdom Hearts because of that line
Watch Book of Mario 64 and you'll find it's even deeper than you think...
"Stop producing storytelling..."
I can use this.
"Now I Can not Stop Feeling" is probably the best song on The Joles premiere album "Gunsales Is On Me"
Princess Peach: I’m the bad guy!
Shadow Queen: I’m the good guy!
I really want that to happen
Good news
Grodan: I fear no man but that thing.
"Carbon"
Grodan: It scares me
Grodan*
Flash-Flire thanks
So relatable
Just wait until Chapter 8. The pre-Grodus battle scene with Koops out becomes, something else.
Carbon likes grodan though. "listen mario, this man looks great"
You'll hear more about that in section 8 when grodus says something very special.
“It’s nice that underwear is afraid of black magic...”
"this is General gunsales, our new business star!"
.....
"Go away, man." fucking killed me xD
I love how everyone in Glitzville just had a kid and they're all really proud of them.
Not surprising, with all the cumming involved... ;)
And the kid can change from boy to girl at will.
It's from all the cumming.
Carbon is by far the best partner name of any game, ever.
I also love that he is basically satan.
He's not Satan! He's god! (Self proclaimed like the curse box claiming to be the devil.)
he also claims to be Christ and seeks to destroy It, The Father, All (which is God, presumably)
@@FlatlandsSurvivor too bad, that Mario already killed Christ in book of Mario 64!
@@FlatlandsSurvivor his father, All(ah)
"A person knows how to get through tubes, it's called f*ck"
Well, I mean... he's not wrong
"Is this the soul of the devil? Use your power to control the world!"
Carbon, it's for you.
Their consistency is the scariest part to me
Nocturne 03 Exactly what I was about to comment. King K, Grubba, Rawk Ha- I’m mean Hawc Green have been consistent throughout the chapter.
"Banks should burn"
-goomba
-goomba- *fish*
*he headbuts him*
Fuckin' goomba
We should never perfect the translation technology, or we'll lose gems like these
7:07 is a really awesome line and I feel like more people should be talking about it
"I want to eat hoko saba and destroy our city"
2:25 and then he did.
That madkoopa did it. He actually destroyed Petalburg.
I want Petalburg back Carbon
;-;
“He found my secret pumpkin. I’m out.”
I don’t know how you’re not losing it reading these lines
Often he laughs at them on stream then says it again a second time without laughing and only shows the second time on stream
I'm really impressed by the character arc that King K. went through in the underwater city section. The romance scenes were beautifully written and the narrative was tight.
"I only collect information that I know..."
-princess pe
"I want petalburg back" manages to crack me up no matter what.
Oh boy, here we go again, with more Carbon being a maniac
He wants the city.
He has chestnuts to roast over the fires of hell.
also, yoshi has a potty mouth. So basically he's an abridged character lol.
17:45
Canonically before Sunshine, I see...
"You have many followers and will be accused of evil."
Yeah, that's kind of par for the course when one of your followers is a town-burning sociopath.
Gombella had to tell "this is a white man" to the one foe who looked the most to a klu klux clan member
"More... war."
Those are some hardcore last words.
I always burst out laughing when someone declares themself married to/dating Mario or if they all of a sudden have a child like King K
I like how Browser acknowledges Mario's strength after his defeat, and also suggests him to train (customize) his partners. He's really the good guy and wants even his enemies to grow
Pretty sure it was Grubs saying that
When Peach said, "No doubt, I am a boring official" I felt that
"Why play bad games?"
- Carbon
True man, carbon is right
I bet the devs of Big Rigs won't like that comment...
@dog forklift is the worst game ever.
Omg, YOUR RIGHT!
(puts down copy of sticker Star)
"think of King k."
*Gangplang galleon starts*
13:04 That sentence ties in well with where Goombella is