I made a stupid way to not get spoiled
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ค. 2024
- Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door but I have to make everything suspicious so that nothing truly can be
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And massive thank you to the sleep deprived Noteblock for editing this video
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Hello father
You die at the end of this game :(
goombella joins bowser and dies
FATHER 🤩
:D
Was in the middle of texting someone when I was just hit with “Shut Up” on the top of my screen, I think that’s a sign.
Shut up then
YeAh
I think he renamed it
@@CorruptedNoob42 he did
The Idea Is Simple
Shut Up
I love the remake
The Idea is Simple?
No
The Silence is Deafening
I couldn’t agree more
My ears. They hear something...
SHUT UP
bro got the 0.01% chance for Luigi to show up and the 0.001% chance for Luigi to actually give you something good and he kills him
There can only be one
wait fr?
@@taraktaras7327no the chances are rare but the commenter exagerated it
@@finnvaneekelen4966 well he wasnt rare for me i guess luigi just likes me
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 well no luigi himself is not that rare but he is rarer then the rest which combined with the low odds of characters throwing you something makes a good item from luigi somewhat rare
The only way to keep chat from saying spoilers: tell chat to make up spoilers. I respect the hustle.
That’s my streamer!
2:55 "I haven't been touched since 1995"
*Me who remembers that Failboat was on team handshake for a Splatfest*
He was wearing flesh covered gloves
The heart yearns for what it cannot have.
"Wow, that's-
that's sad actually."
5:55 just for everybody’s information, this room originally had a missing body of a toad traced on the ground, but it was censored and removed in the English (and maybe newer Japanese?) version of the game. So sorry for the spoilers, Father…
gone in newer japanese too
@@SparkleWolf404 so sad that i cant have toad homicide in my cheery rpg :(
(for real tho why was it even there in the first place? the mugging part can at least be seen as goofy)
Edit: I forgot about the noose in rogueport, now the removal is even weirder!
So no murder in a Mario game anymore 😢
I still don't understand the censoring of that. Like, there's still multiple people directly calling for murder in this game. So kids can know that people kill each other, but not that... police use chalk outlines for crime scenes?
@@Captain_Timezone I mean, they didn't remove the noose in the middle of the street.
Man, seeing him casually talking to Goombella without knowing what happens… it just hits different. Not sure how he’s gone this far as a Nintendo fan without knowing.
He's definitely going to stop supporting Nintendo after seeing what happens with Goombella. I just hope he doesn't quit TH-cam after he sees the truth.
Is this is a joke or is this comment serious? I legit can't tell
@@PlanForGamingDude you ain’t ready
Let’s just say it’ll be Goobover before too long. A real doombella moment
@@PlanForGaming This is a joke.
People are just playing along, giving fake spoilers...
I'm sure nothing bad happens to Goombella. I haven't played the game either. Hopefully nothing absolutely terrible happens to her in the story... ( -not- not foreshadowing )
This is the best fake spoiler so far
I was so confused for a second till I remembered what video I'm watching
Nothing like seeing shut up in your notifications
True
Real😔😔😔
A message from your guardian boat
In playing dying light and then my phone buzzed opend it snd it said: shut up.
Bonus points if you were already silent
Items:
0:26 Purple stone
0:27 Orange stone
0:28 CRACK COCAINE
0:29 Blue vase
You bought:
0:39 CrAcK cOcAiNe
DIFFERENT JOKE!!!
3:42 IS THAT THE LOCAL MAFIA?!?!?!
IS THE MAFIA RELATED TO THE PERSON WHO'S SELLING THE VASE, STONES, AND CRACK COCAINE?!?!?!
My favorite easily accessible white powder
Top 1 best Failboat jokes
The fact that the voice he uses there is perfect for Beldam despite him knowing nothing about the game-
Damn! 267 likes in 2 hours?! You druggies sure love your Cocaine!!!
thank you for this oddly specific list :)
7:58 he gets less family friendly every day
good for him
Followed by the greatest banger of a track this channel's ever seen 😂
Growing with his audience
Now that I think about it...
Soon he might allow Chat to swear. Wait 'till Chat gets the F-word -privelages- -privlages- -privellages- -privvelages- -privllages- -privrellages- however the heck you spell it...
That would be so [] interesting. More people would get banned, though, if it were... you know... too NSFW or something. And all of chat would be spamming swear words constantly like other streamer chats probably would.
Cry about it
3:53 "Did I just witness, like, a turf war?"
Yes. You did. Welcome to Rogueport.
Either you’re a jump-man or you’re the one getting jumped.
“Did you know that I need a monster to clobber that der Kirby?”
No, I really didn’t.
“Bowser comes in the end credits”
“He wha-“
Best video cutoff to date
Fr
Does he know, Mario joins the Phantoms Thieves and steals Bowser's heart?
someone actually made a high effort ttyd x persona 5 crossover concept and i vividly remember the video
what?
And Bowser never saw it coming.
Real question is, will he get the secret ending where Luigi ends up joining an investigation team in a small local town?
@@err0r529 _We've been l(-uigi)iving our lives..._
23:58
"bowzer comes in the end credits"
"HUH HE WHA-"
Lol
Fun fact: when the video finished I got an ad for some stupid reality show that began with a guy saying, “Ew who would want that?”
Failboat’s titles went from creepy to rude
Just whacking things, huh? 🗣🔥🔥
I smell a member >:)
Just whacking things, huh?
Just whacking things, huh?
Whust jacking hings, thuh?
Just whacking things, huh?
Having chat be a stack of paper with lips is something i should have expected but was still surprised by lol
I was expecting Failboat to turn Chat into a paper Waddle Dee.
Ah yes, I love being subscribed to failboat to see the new videos only to be told to "run" or "shut up"
Tbh same
9:17 the side order has infected his brain
Thats an actual mario enemy from 3d world
@@Lk_Quakealso in galaxy
Does he know that Mario turns into Kinn and proceeds to shoot Bowser with a pistol that shoots out goombas, and Peach is secretly Chat's sister?
20:10 fun fact: I'm actually pretty sure the Chest Demons were a major inspiration for Snatcher
Yeah! The inspiration is more obvious if you look at snatchers beta desgin.
0:36 "What a pretty box! What's inside it?"
"CRACK COCAINE!!!"
6:00
"The idea is simple!"
Highly doubt that lol
I love opening my phone to “shut up” from failboat
was that the name or smtng?
@@user-gl6vv8lg7x ya
Therapist: “Paper Mario dialogue Failboat isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.”
Paper Mario Dialogue Failboat: 13:33
Sounds like banjo
20:01 I WAS GODAMN WAITING ON SNATCHER
"shut up" i feel... offended?
Oh… I sure hope he doesn’t realise that at 15:53 of playtime, there’s 1 specific frame where purple shep appears in a random spot on the screen, that’s major spoilers for the end of the game where the shep comes out at the last second and tramples Mario, forcing you to start over again
11:37 no fucking way he did that. Dan you need a new dog
18:45 My humoris BROKEN. I laughed for like half a minute at "F'dog'rog, that feels too long
Ah yes “Shut up” my favorite title
12:06 - sometimes I forget failboat dropped the family friendly brand
Wait… he did?
@@infinityheart_tm9270 I think the seeds were planted when he played that one RPGMaker game that was supposed to be a crossover between Kirby and Devilman.
5:01 as someone who is legally blind i thank you for giving chat a cane, and the correct kind too.
*hmmmm...*
Somethin ain't adding up
@@Snoutlet5479 what?
@@Snoutlet5479 oh i get it I'm not actually blind but as far as the government is concerned I'm LEGALLY blind which is kinda bullshit
@@cosi6669 yeah i have glasses
lol
23:28 NOOOOO-----! HE MISSED THE FUNNY DIALOG!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Not a joke btw, if he didn't say yes, he would've gotten the foot joke which would've been hilarious.)
11:04 "Allow me to give you both a proper farewell"
Mario: *bends over, drowsy faced*
Mario I don't think he might THAT 💀 (unless...?)
Cant believe he just trusts Goombella so much... its gonna bite him for sure.
10:57 spoilers from kin
He did show petal meadows..
Me singing along to my music in my room
My notifications: shut up
“Bowser comes in the end credits”
“OOH he w-“
The CRACK COCAINE was too powerful for Peach to witness that consume her 0:43
I still genuinely find it so sad he got spoiled in the other paper Mario I really wanted to see him finish it but he sounded so just defeated in the last episode he made where the spoiler came true
Yeah it’s so sad that Olivia died of ligma 😢
Honestly I hate it more when people think they’re being clever than when they’re just being a jerk. Things like “don’t get too attached” are so much more annoying than just saying it bc at least you’re not acting like you’re not doing anything wrong
No wonder he never finished his Origami King Playthrough. :(
@@halyoalex8942 who is Olivia?
1:27 Oh golly, I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT STREAM LIVE all those years ago, that was a literal war flashback. I too, did not know.
14:42 This was my message!😂
That was so funny!
Hilarious!
6:07 fun fact they used the revive icon from pokemon for the stzr piece
Does he know? 9:50 the special cursed box guy actually went on to inspire The Snatcher from A Hat in Time!
1:05 I like how your first thought with the Hammer is VIOLENCE
8:13 Huh, that's an actual Banger.
Who Knew!
I don't get it...
@@HODOR3476 A banger is a metal object used for bongs. That's what the dog brought.
Fail boat you didn’t noticed it’s actually all the star you just accidentally spoiled yourself 7:09
17:40 “everyday :D”
I'm
Them
4:37 in total fairness to Toadsworth, this IS Peach we're talking about here. Need I remind anyone about Teehee Valley?
father, i cannot breathe. help, let us out your basement. even assaulting mario agrees to let us go.
Hey, Failboat, I've been enjoying your content for a while now (like about 3 or 4 years by now), keep up the great work 👍
(also, does he know that behind the thousand-year door is where Chat has been hiding behind for the entire time?)
My three year anniversary of being a full-time live chatter is conveniently this month, ironically enough!
20:53 does failboat know this is a cannon event
21:53 it happens every minute, bringing him back wont stop it
12:54 *ploopy* returns!!!
The Idea is SHRIMPLE
🦐
🦐
🦐
wacking things, huh failboat? this video feels weirdly deranged for normal fail-boat
Nah, that’s 100% deranged Failboat.
20:09 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU BLEW IT YOU TOTALLY SCREWED YOURSELF NOBODY ENTERS MY DOMAINE AND LEAVES IN ONE PIECE!!!!
THE ONE PIECE⁉️⁉️
Holy crap, I couldn’t believe the part where lord crump came back at the very end and announced that actually he was the merchant from the beginning AND Marilyn! Talk about bringing the world building together!
YOOOOOOO ITS THE SNATCHER 9:41
That’s what I thought when I first played too lol
The most peaceful street in México 3:41
Underrated comment FR
The cult of eyea 6:34
LOL
Playing through it for my first time as well, nearly beat it already.
My only prior knowledge was 1 heavily edited playthrough from like 4 or 5 years ago.
22:56 Chat... Does he know about Timed Hits? Does he know about Action Commands?
7:58 DANIEL! FAILBOAT!! How *_dArE_* you! XD
12:11 me when a wake up.
0:26 buying stuff
6:27 SCREAMING
8:12 METAL PIPE
8:33 old man
8:40 thumb
8:53 sheep
At 18:13 why does Koop’s “dad” look like koopa sans
8:04 let the man jam
I did not expect 7:02 to work
Mario dies, but due to this being a video game he does come back to life
1:44 the only few frames of failboat that are legal in Japan
6:55 havent finished the video yet but this is already my favorite part
At 5:59 you will see some green stuff on the floor but in Japan its blood
His reaction to hearing the redone battle theme mirrors my own- such a great song!
just whacking things, huh?
3:48 he had to bite the curb
Love this, excited to see more! Love the A Hat in Time reference!
14:24 wait until the shadow takes his body.
Spoiler
6:42 he dose NOT know :[
does he know
You said Hello there at least twice
I will do what I must
“General Kenobi”
I love the part where Wario shows up in his Morbius costume and says “it’s Warbin’ time” and then Warbs all over the room.
14:03 omg this is one I wrote! I wasn’t expecting it to get into the video 😂 made my night :)
Nice
Good job👍
Is it real tho?
@@HODOR3476 no it’s not real, or at least it shouldn’t be, if it did end up being real I’d be very surprised 😂 I’m very proud of myself for making a fake spoiler that sounded like it could be an actual spoiler lol. It was based on what Super Mario Galaxy pulled lol
the idea is simple, I see, I click, I like
"Kin! Ransack the place. Bring everything!"
Kin proceeds to bring literally EVERYTHING.
I loved the part where mario says "Its marioing time" and marioed all over the screen
I hope we see the rest of this series
You know its going to be a great day when a notification that says "shut up" appears on your screen.
Please make more videos of this series, this is great content, and a great way to watch the game.
Princess peach gets possessed by Satan, and you get hit by the plot of kingdom hearts, having your body stolen and becoming a heartless in the process. That said, small price to pay for an absolute banger. 10/10, will get body stolen again by _______.
0/10 comment
You used the forbidden letter
Bro 6:16 is fun af
True. Everything (game) is really fun.
4:16 You know, I have a song for these kinds of moments.
DementiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
You'll suffer short memory loss, as you're getting older.
I imagine Dan is a wizard and he keeps putting curses on chat to turn them into random things
So many frames look like Dan has the paper's lips 👄
Spoiler: Mario is Paper
Paper is Mario
@@iamgholden is Mario paper
my video started buffering right when he hit the block at 10:28 so it looked like everything just died when it happened
Man when they officially killed off Luigi in the paper Mario universe I was really surprised
I too was surprised, when they revealed that Luigi had died in a plane crash.
its still kind of weird that Nintendo was fine with a gallows considering the things they've removed for games to be "kid friendly"