Unlimited Rice Pudding
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The obvious question is: Why wouldn't you just take weapons back in time? Well this all felt like a bit more fun if we stayed Doctor Who about it and tried with just knowledge and nylon. Arbitrary, I know.
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I searched ‘rice pudding recipe’ and got here.
Get a time machine and follow the instructions.
At least you know how to get infinite quantities of it now.
69 likes
Inferno Tube I ruined it.
poor you
Imagine a random dude just popping into air and after hes done teleporting he just spontaneously combusts into a nuke
*pop* Huh, so this is the *BOOOOOOOOOOM*
Nonon a nuke is only a few grams of nuclear fission a person and nuclear fusion would be much... much... much worse
Nuclear fusion is what keeps THE SUN burning.
Siddhant Mishra uhh, I’m sorry, nuclear fusion IS how the sun works. Nothing about 5G here
@@localcrazyrussian4511 sun is 6G. Extremely dangerous
NUCLEAR FUSION
This went from a light-hearted guide to Warhammer 40K really quickly.
Didn't it, though?
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
YES
I was looking for this exact comment
Did you mean for the god emperor of man kind?
exurb1a saying “well done, you clever little sausage” really made my day
Is it just me who thought it was like, very very slightly hot?
@@allfunandgames1976 i kinda get that..
that's what she said
I'm blushing ngl☺️☺️
@@ItsMe-fw9fm you just made the list😂
I had to search "well done, you clever little sausage" to find this video again
Well done, you clever little sausage.
@@deltazeta3779 Well done, you clever little sausage
Well done, you clever little sausage
Yer doin a gud job, wee weiner
fabulous work, bratwurst
Servant: my lord, what May be the key of your success
Me: i watched a tutorial on TH-cam....
Lmaoooo
Matthew90790 a god bigger than I'll ever be
Hahaha
@@matthew90790 me: "youtube" is a word from an ancient and devine language. "youtube" would translate to some thing like "whispering of the universe"
I’d love to imagine the person who invents time travel will be like “well now what do I do with it?” Then see this video
Shepherd of humanity? Total control? Worshipping you? Setting out to guide humanity to its new limits? Basically 40k lore Emperor right there
This is how the 40k universe started someone made a time machine and saw an exurbia1 video (I know this isn't true but it is my personal head cannon now)
i love how he’s talking about being a god then he just throws in unlimited rice pudding
it's a dr who reference
I love how the title of this video is just "unlimited rice pudding" like its the whole point lmao
isn't it tho?
Whats the whole point of creating an entirely new civilization if not for unlimited rice pudding
it’s a doctor who reference lol
But it *is* the point.
I'm having creme brulee right now..not the same. But just as good.
English-teacher: so what title would you give to the text you just read
Me: *UNLIMITED RICE P U D D I N G*
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exurb1a: "...unlimited rice pudding"
me: "lol, he said it"
@@roboltamy me: wait the video's almost ending what does the title have to do wi-
excurb1a: UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING
me: oh.
Etcetera Etcetera!
Phew you were almost... Alone... And dead... And alone ... And dead
I hope you realise that this is one of the best videos on TH-cam and may or may not have played a part in steering me towards a certain direction in life.
I feel the same, probably. His videos are definitely the best there is and this one in particular, is one of the finest
@@Samuelwastaken exactly. I've watched many of his videos but this one has always stuck with me. The monologue at the end was just so beautiful
Have you achieved unlimited rice pudding yet?
Regarding the whole “displacing air molecules when teleporting” bit; I like how in the Castlevania Netflix series, whenever Dracula’s castle “moves” (teleports) from place to place, they do actually depict the catastrophic effects that the vacuum and displacement caused by the teleportation has on the immediate vicinity. Gale force winds ripping trees from the ground, leveling buildings and shredding nearby human & animal life; a small tsunami forming when the castle appears in a river, etc.
It’s always nice when people can creatively apply just enough realism to the fantastical in a way that makes things so much cooler like that.
you're the type of person that told all his friends in kindergarden that the tooth fairy isn't real.
I got sent to the principal in first grade for explaining to my class why santa didn't exist
@@infestedlie561 I got set to the principles office at 14 for explaining why God didn't exist
@@Gitohandro thats just being a piece of shit
@@Gitohandro thats just you being a piece of shit
@@johncarder3148 Wtf?
Um this went from cool elaborate time travel to ultimate dictadictatorship
Having boredom from freedom sucks.
Nathan voidcast honestly it’s in our nature
@Nathan voidcast I wouldn't remove love e and art and freedom.. I would try to make a lot of things better and with justice in mind remove some freedoms that lead to immoral things
yes. just yes. so true
yes, but at least it was smart and to help humanity
One of my new life goals is to be able to memorize this entire video's script and then recite it in various parties and get-togethers to blast people's brains out of their sockets.
No matter how many times I watch this the goosebumps come. You are under no shred of a doubt one of the most unique creators i have ever watched, spread across all mediums. Thank you
this is what happens when r/showerthoughts has a bath
Accurate.
Haha
I really wanna like but its at 420..... I'll leave it for the memes
Wumpus I can not unblock you
Baththoughts
One important step he forgot:
Never, *NEVER* let anyone else create a time machine.
Yeah so they dont see how much of a dumbass you are in your time
@@runawaysheetghost2715 The world of your time wouldn't exist anymore bc you have altered the course of history enough to where, say, instead of you watching this video in 2019, you are a god-emperor in the 'new' 2019. We're rewriting history
I mean probably someone already invented it and he just keeps foiling all attempts at other time machines using future knowledge. Its the reality you live in.
@@DesignFIaw or time travel isn't possible
@@jeffrey7923 Time travel is very much possible in theory. You are travelling through time right now. Take a fastafboi trip around a couple of stars and you just went into the future.
So you can
1) Traverse through time
2) The speedo of the travel is variable
So I dont see why that variable speed couldn't be negative.
Then again, we shouldn't bother. If it is possible to achieve by us, humans, it probably has happened and we will never know about it (see above) or it is not possible by us and we will never know about it.
A fun thought either way.
A "teleporter"-style time machine would work if it kept your position relative to the Earth or the machine itself, and switched you and a small bubble of air around you for an equally-sized bubble of air at your destination. You'd have to worry about airborne pathogens that way, but pathogen transmission via time travel is a concern regardless of that.
And maybe jump too, incase you morph into ground that is now higher.
@@teamicecream9015 you would probably be better off adding 10,000 feet to your predictions and bringing a parachute.
you forgot one thing: tell someone to invent you a red lightsaber and wear a dark cloak with long robes, along with learning how to harness energy to cast lightning at will.
Mom: *"Where are you going?!"*
exurb1a: *"I'm going back in time to become a god. I'll be back yesterday."*
See you yesterday!
@@user-oz3pq5bt5o
*This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all are arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace!*
@@WordUnheard goodbye?
You've already done this, sadly I'm in a different timeline :(
@@WordUnheard See you then Old Tart Toter.
Bring a gun
"I am a wizard, behold:"
*shoot a peasant
Haha this comment needs more likes
"Oh God it's a wizard! Burn him!"
@@owenbagwell8997 what happens when you run outa bullets?
@@user-ht3rl2iv7e sound logic it cannot be argued
@@ambenyamboli480 you bring more bullet
If you run out
Tazer on a stick
I love the general vibe of this videos, it's like your screaming cathertically into the void of society and just maybe someone will see this and be influenced to do great things, whatever that may be
God Emperor of Dune
“And a cheeky touch of *Nuclear Fusion* “
Now THATS a dramatic entrance.
Teleport to the middle of Rome. It wasn’t built in a day but you better be goddamn sure it can be destroyed in a day
@@evanthefish1857 this is my new life goal
Imagine that happening but you also beeing completely unharmed by it.
Thats some dragon ball Z shit, coming out of the smoke cloud after a huge explosion
BAM materialize inside a royal families castle, wiping them out, tell peasants you're a god and rule them now, skip all the tedious revolution stuff. eazy.
what's the title in English? it gets auto translated on my page, it says unlimited rice pudding
I don't take drugs I just watched this guy
why not both, at the same time
I'm evil, I'm like 421
I do both 🌚
You can only understand if you are on drugs
I don't take drugs, I just eat "special" cookies.
3:49
"Off you fuck then"
Damn this phrase should be used more often.
Ikr
Is it just me or would this be an amazing plot for a film
This went from: " you clever little sausage " to "GOD EMPEROR OF TIME"
to “Can you bring the special biscuits in please”
Ok but God emperor of time is a pretty badass name
nice
@@Icharus_Labs true
@@Icharus_Labs we need a movie or series about that, could be neat
exurb1a: "You clever little sausage."
Me, a clever little sausage: ":3"
Jan Cojhter underated comment
Wait wat, u made the time machine :0
No
Aww :3
@KetchupGuy Official UwU
8:47 I’m just now realising this isn’t the recipe for some ultimate rice pudding.
sounds like someone's been taking notes from Mr McCoy
As a Bill Wurtz viewer once said, “I feel like I’ve learned everything and nothing at the same time”
I just came from the video that comment is on lol
Yes
I just came from his vids the fuck
@@Jamie_Mathieson the histiry of entire world?
@@turkishcountryball123 I’m still a piece of garbage
“What does it say on the door?”
“25 meter swimming certific-“
“No the other thing”
That's a great price!
I have my 5 meter swimming certificate on my door from when I was like 6 or something!!
Can you bring the special biscuits?
Dude it feels like we watched the same video! How bizarre!
@@user-vv7gt2hu7p oh no it appears i have been insulted what ever will i do
I don’t know why but I always come back to this video. There’s just something I’ve always resonated with. I love all of your books and videos and they are great to listen to if you want a good think
This would make such a good game lol
The guide on starting a cult in the past by using Time travel
First half: how to perfect time and steer history for the betterment of the universe
Second half: *TIME LORD VICTORIOUS*
Did you just-
@@darkflakeuwu9628 yes
@@Anonymous-zd1ow yes
uNliMiTeD rICe pUDdInG
IT'S TAKEN ME ALL THESE YEARS TO REALISE, THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! I CAN MAKE MY OWN UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING.
*explains the meaning of life, and makes every philosopher look like a joke*
The title: I like puppies
Yeah but, the meaning of life is easy to explain
In fact I can do it
Skraft except for ,
Eat and drink to survive
Reproduce
Skraft say what you want but to me that’s the real reason living things live
T0X!C that’s not the meaning of life, that’s how we are alive. Not the meaning.
Some Guy what sex too?
I wouldn’t be the ruler like in the end. Because I believe in a quote. “Curiosity without empathy often yields harm against humanity.”
I was looking for the Sylvester McCoy Dr who scene. Thanks for this.
Wow... Almost stepped into my time machine without watching this.
Would have been a big disaster.
Pretty rookie mistake, don't worry you get use to it.
We all do it sometimes don’t worry, try some octomoist around your eyes if you do it helps with the burning
@@veroxeon1858 XD
The 7th Seven you got to Time it fam
@@Captain.Obvious Real Talk.
I like how fast he went from "establish a fair society with equal rights and scientific freedom" to "control the population, ban books and leisure and become an intergalactic dictator"
Sounds the same to me
@@harrisonbritt7048 how
@@thelegom7116 you ever heard of sarcasm?
@@apollo1573 oh man you got me
@@thelegom7116 there ya go, that’s how you use sarcasm
u are truly the maker of masterpieces, i have never seen anything so in-depth about reality as a whole and so hilarious at the same time
Excellent video, Exurb1a. Great script (factual, entertaining, interesting) and I love your hilarious comments.
What would you do if you could time travel?
Girls: omg i wanna see The Beatles live
That weird kid from class: *TOTAL DOMINATION,**ABSOLUTE POWER,**INFINITE RICE PUDDING*
That weird kid is now the god of human history the emperor of the galaxy the man with unlimited rice pudding how fucking dare you
Roll credits.
What girls care about the Beatles? Introduce me to them please.
@@danthemusicmannew wtf you on about
@@danthemusicmannew u dont go out much do u
Instructions not clear. I ended up becoming a priest and leading the fifth crusade.
Edit: Ok sorry, I took a left by accident, I'm on track now.
Welcome to the past
"siempre fi" ?? What?
@@justafellowbrother7263 We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo.
Siempre Fi JRE lol you're right. I was just curious because siempre means "always" in Spanish
@@justafellowbrother7263 The original is Sempre Fidelis, meaning "Always faithful". i just changed it.
Gotta say this is my favorite video on the entire TH-cam platform
I forgot about you !!! I'm so glad I found you back ! Love your vids
I was struggling to find this video so I typed in "You clever little sausage."
That's my favourite line.
It’s the first thing that pops up😂
Timestamp? Is the quote from this vid?
@@banann_ducc 0:00 its the first line of the vid
@@ulyssesno490 ah hell arent i an idiot
Step 1: attain two nuclear bombs and a time machine
Step 2: travel back in time
Step 3: ?
Step 4: profit
Japan with their japanese drama movies/series back then stands no chance against modern technology.
And kids, Thats how japan got nuked twice
Ei ei ei what happened at step 3 ?????? ಠ_ʖಠ
Step 5 unlimited rice pudding and the special biscuits
Kaiden Smith corn flek
That 4th wall break was just epic. I seriously love your content!
Imagining this as a short story rather than a tutorial or thought experiment makes it so much better. Atleast i think so
Step 1: Don't be dead
Step 2: Get clever
Step 3: Become a living deity
Easy enough
Step four: they’ll all be sorry
Piper Thomas step 5: get unlimited rice pudding.
@@maeveheart7464 step 6: profit?
The Eleventh Doctor Step 7: get more profit
@@maeveheart7464 BLM AND COMMUNIST TAKEOVER
Plottwist: Jesus was actually a time traveler who watched this video
Envy _ no.... cause he sucked big time.
@@Puppy_Puppington he surely didn't finish the video
He didn’t do too well then xD
He forgot about the revolts
Oooooo
There should be a counter on TH-cam of how many times you watched a video. Every once in a while I can't help but come back to it.
I swear this must be my most rewatched one. With 'Mystery at the Bottom of Physics' and 'The Moon is a Door to Forever' close behind.
This unironically would make a great novel.
It's basically War Hammer 40K.
What if Jesus was a time traveler and this is what he did
This comment is revolutionary and only has 5 likes
Mittons Smart well, he needs to frisking come back cause his empire is decaying.
@@redacted144 Exactly!
Then it was him who nuked Japan by popping out there
What if Jesus was just a magician
Hey nice video, i actually tried what you did, but things got a little messy when they tried to crucify me.
*Jesus*
Did you try waiting several months and resurrecting
not ryan they should try the Jesus way
You must have gone too far
So youre the reason why they talk like that
1.05 i dont know for sure, but i dont think you need to keep up with the galaxy, as you are inside it and gravity will make sure it doesnt move in relation to you
this was great! It really gave me ideas for what to do with my time machine made of pickles and sadness
I was just looking for medieval rice pudding recipes what am I doing here
Why we're you searching for medieval rice pudding recipe
@@josefdrapak1889 i write some fantasy stuff in my spare time
@@tookiwolfpaint5142 Oh, understandable
Becoming enlightened, duh
@@tookiwolfpaint5142 that's actually really nice. i wanna learn more about fantasy stuff, but i don't know where to start
You know, this is suspiciously well researched...
hmmm
@Autumn Dye cringe ass baby
@Autumn Dye yea of course you think about that
@Autumn Dye every middle schooler shops at hot topic and thinks about becoming god
@Autumn Dye yea but did you research about stuff in the video?
When I was looking at this I thought why not just bring a small note book?
so, download this video, take my phone, put a charger in my time machine, write all the knowledge I need on some papers and bring a lot of music on my charging phone
*brilliant*
The guy just dominated the whole world for rice pudding.
The grand scheme was always rice pudding
Who wouldn't?
The while universe*
tonto el que lo lea que lo lea *galaxy
Wait, it's all rice pudding?
Always has been
I wanna read a book about this. A man who chooses to make the future a better place by making the past a better place and his incredible power slowly drives him mad and deluded by the fact that he's a tyrant.
Psypos Dune?
@@bridgetg832 Well, yeah.
Eh, I'd say death note is pretty close
@@soderium6729 (minor Death Note spoilers)
Light was twisted from the very beginning. I mean, he killed Lind L. Tailor in 2nd episode if I remember correctly. Killed supposed genius detective who fought crime just because he opposed him. My guess is Light's speeches about peace and order were just a mask, a good excuse to unravel his megalomaniacal nature.
I don't have a book, but I have an anime:
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
I’d print out as much of the important information I need and make a book of it to take with me
I just wanna say I watched 3 videos subscribed and started watching every upload from the first
*unlimited rice pudding*
3 million people: "interesting"
This wouldve been funny if the video was not this good
@@lovelie1477 yeah lol, the video was actually wayyy better than i thought it would be
Were we wrong?
@@totalweirdo8538 not at all
*i N t E r E s T i N g*
Thumbnail: Solar Eclipse
Title: Unlimited rice pudding
The video: "So you just invented time travel"
Misleading
Well the solar eclipse makes sense because using it is how you trick the world into thinking you're a God
It's a joke
life , finds a way
this is art
Just watched for the 4th time, still so hilarious. Thank you!
I have watched this too many times. Love this man
And this is what u do with a physics degree
I want one
@@lostinsauce4515 he always moans about it being shit and not earning him anything and how he could of learnt offline so i wouldnt loo
OH MY GOD at the end when he asked “who would stop you” i said “your mum” and low and behold...
it was his mum
Milena Beuter I want to like this but I can’t. It’s too perfect to change
AppleCheese yeet
You secretly travelled forward in time a few seconds and came back! Omg we have a time traveller among us ppl... I leave
Im scared now 😊
Almost at 420 near perfection
I've been looking for this video for like, 4 years now. And found it from tip of my tongue discord. This video is as great as I remember.
4 years on and its still my favorite youtube video \
My milkshake bringeth the gentlefolk to the yard
And I say, "Verily, tis better than thine."
I could apprentice the, but I must levy a fee
Grand
Veggiemite Games fine* not fee
@@samfielder8789 that depends upon whether you're rhyming with thine or thee*. No real error here, just a choice
I literally can’t breathe, oh my God!🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍
Veggiemite Games i was just making an addition lol
This man is literally god telling us what we need to do
Yes
Indeed
Quite
I'd shit my pants if human race would get so advanced that after so much time they'd research this video and discover that, indeed, it was made by God and it was an actual solution for one to beat the game of "existing in this universe" and give me a medal for solving the problem?
Let us create a new religion in his name
I watch this almost yearly at this point and get goosebumps every time 😂
I never knew I was so interested by the realistic things to know/do if you time travel. Very fascinating
There are Winston Churchill washing a unicorn days in a leap year
Haven't watched the vid yet, but this was the first comment listed, and I believe this creative sentence deserves a like, regardless of context.
+40
is your pfp monochrome jolyne cujoh
@@kingpanguan y e s
@@watarl2683 my lord have i diabolically fucked up
Can you make a full version of medieval milkshake
We need that.
yea legit m8
Yes
That better get trending
Please daddy exurb1a we need it
New subscriber here, 3rd vid I've watched. Hilaious AF and well executed. You have a fan, sir.
what’s crazy is that christopher columbus actually kinda did this. he wanted crops from some of the natives but they said no so he told them that in a week his god (who was in his mind “better then their god”) would make the moon disappear and it would turn red. this is a lunar eclipse, but the natives didn’t know that. however, christopher did, at the time we knew enough enough about our planet on the east side at least. he tricked them simply by knowing more.
This is such a unique channel because the video and titles are like reversal clickbate, the titles and thumbnails are uninteresting and bland but the actual video hooks you in in the most unexpected way and you cant stop watching them
Ikr it's AMAZING
Personnaly, I find the titles unexplicably interesting, and so are the thumbnails, but I guess "interest" is a very subjective feeling anyways
@Octopus singing On the toiletwhat in the hell
i rewhatch his videos every few weeks they're all bangers
@Octopus singing On the toilet r/rareinsults
It’s not clickbait if you enjoyed it
I mean if you got the reference and clicked because of that you probably enjoy these kind of stuff
@@marinanicole5693 The refrence?
@@gregorkorosec6131 The title of the video is a doctor who reference
Man, what the hell doctor who on then? I just thought he named it that just because he could.
Hmm not sure I concur with the idea that consent can be waived in lieu of pleasure.
This is probably my favourite video on youtube ever, in all eternity
Picture this: 0:02 Getting called a "Clever Little Sausage" hits harder than you were expecting 🥺💕, only to have infinitesimally tiny, yet abrupt and unexpected Joy, RIPPED AWAY mere moments later when our Fearless All-Seeing All-Knowing Turtle Boi goes on to acknowledge the ultimate truth: That we are, in fact, a Doink. 😔
The video hasn't even started yet in it's totality, and it's already an emotional roller-coaster
"I promise I won't get political"
3 Drinks later: 7:59
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Something about this guy calling me a "clever little sausage" just me giddy as hell. I love it to death.
For me it was... doink
GreenGrounds 🤣🤣
Was about to say the same 😂😂😂😂😂
It made my pp feel funny
On the flip side, I'm here thinking, "Mm, but I'm a girl. Call me a clever lil hotdog bun instead." 😶
How easily people forget, or don't even comprehend, that we are living in a time machine. Granted, it only moves into the future and is strictly one-way, but all you have to do to see the future is wait.
richard
--
Procrastination is the thief of length.
Width flies like an arrow.
Depth is money.
That beginning intro 🤣
(I thought that exact same thing before! There would have to be some kind of deal locking mechanism where the time machine can pick up on the fact that it has an incoming traveler and makes you materialize in the machine.)
>blows airhorn after announcing solar eclipse
>gets hung by scared and stupid villagers
Thats most likely to happen.
Aradia
*hanged
bring a gun lmao and btw look at this fuckin idiot above me
@@GandalfTheGay98
My God, you are stupid, aren't you?
Whenever he says 'Clever little sausage' I feel giddy inside
ehehehe we are all clever little sausages eheh
*sigh* i will always come back eventually, show it too a friend crave too watch it again. as always it does not disappoint.
Thank you, turtle, for sharing your aptitude at languaging with us impressibles 🙂
You forgot the part about creating 20 genetically engineered sons to help you guide your legions of super-human soldiers in your galactic conquest.
Thanos then subsequently being killed by your favoured of the twenty
I'm surprised how far down I had to scroll to see a 40k reference.
Underrated comment.
Thanos ok
You don't do that because they would revolt.
I tried this. it went bad.... because I chose to do it in Germany
American Crusader shhhhhuuuussshh
Tried Norway...Failed
FBI OPEN UP
@@GreySlasher63 I tried it in [Redacted].
It worked.
No one has noticed yet.
Murica?
I always thought about this: "If you just go back in time, what are you going back in time relative to? Relative to earth? Relative to the sun?"
That last bit sounds alot like the enjoyable living conditions of the warhammer franchise