The Moon is a Door to Forever

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.พ. 2020
  • So let’s go back, eh?
    Books what I wrote, yo ► tinyurl.com/ycnl5bo3
    More spacey stuff and some recommendations below ►
    Enormous liberties have been taken with this one; some of the footage isn’t from Apollo 11 (the mission we chat about here), but subsequent missions to the moon. Footage was really quite difficult to find, so hopefully you can forgive me playing a little visually loose with the truth.
    Also the Soviet space program was barely even mentioned in the video. I’ve often thought it’s a bit sad that the Soviet Union got the first satellite into space, the first doggos (let’s not discuss it), the first man, the first woman, the first probe to the moon, the first spacewalk, and the first robot on another celestial body - yet the winner’s medal generally goes to the US for reaching the moon, and doing it so brilliantly. (Which they did, and which it was.)
    Not in any way meaning to discredit the US here, I’d just like to urge you to spare a thought for those other clever men and women a continent away who were - at the very same time - also taking marvellous and brave strides into space.
    I’ve had quite a fascination with the Apollo program over the years, and space in general. If it’s something you’re interested in too, here’s the stuff I really, really enjoyed reading and watching. (No one’s paying me for this, I just dig them. The audiobook versions are great too.)
    Mike Massimino - Spaceman
    www.amazon.com/Spaceman-Astro...
    Robert Kurson - Rocket Men: The Daring Odyssey of Apollo 8 and the Astronauts Who Made Man's First Journey to the Moon
    www.amazon.com/Rocket-Men-Ody...
    Andrew Smith - Moondust: In Search of the Men Who Fell to Earth
    www.amazon.com/Moondust-Searc...
    Apollo 11
    www.imdb.com/title/tt8760684/
    In the Shadow of the Moon (THE DOCUMENTARY, NOT THE OTHER ONE)
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0925248/
    Before uploading this video I had a fairly long conversation with a meme-knowledgeable friend about whether dabbing would be appropriate in a thumbnail. I wasn’t sure what dabbing is.
    She assured me that since an astronaut’s doing it, it’s fine.
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  • @criticalproductions4845
    @criticalproductions4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4516

    “Uhh mate, what like size are you?”
    *Unbelievable*

  • @pabloserranogarcia7557
    @pabloserranogarcia7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10837

    God I always imagine what would have happened if instead of “A small step for a man, a giant leap for humanity” he said something like “Holy fucking shit we actually did it”

    • @dakshbadal7522
      @dakshbadal7522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Beautiful

    • @nisenobody8273
      @nisenobody8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

      We can still say that when we get to Mars

    • @thatonesqueakerkid4975
      @thatonesqueakerkid4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

      I saw a reddit where someone said "what if the first words Neil Armstrong said was this "One- Wait what is that? wait no-no AHHH" and cut their radios out... It was pretty funny

    • @pabloserranogarcia7557
      @pabloserranogarcia7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Aniket Vishwakarma first of all, most of what’s written in that article is bullshit. Second of all, the article you’re presenting disagrees with you, since you say we will never do, and the article just says “not soon, but sometime”

    • @aniketvishwakarma1235
      @aniketvishwakarma1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@pabloserranogarcia7557 and by sometime the article meant several thousand years later and we most probably will be extinct in few hundred years lmfao.

  • @mcarp555
    @mcarp555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I was lucky enough to not only be alive during the moon landings, but to actually watch Apollo 11 lift off over the trees and buildings of my house in Cocoa, Florida, just miles away. My nine-year-old self repeated, "I have to remember this". And I have, so many years later.

    • @chickencurry69420
      @chickencurry69420 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i mean, it was a rocket launch, it was apollo 11, id imagine thatd be quite memorable

    • @mcarp555
      @mcarp555 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@chickencurry69420 I'd seen several Apollo launches, both before and after 11. 17 was probably the best, because it was the only night launch of a Saturn V. Amazing. I also saw the Challenger explosion with my own eyes in the skies above my house. I won't forget that one either.

    • @CharlieKellyEsq
      @CharlieKellyEsq ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was alive to watch discovery blow up in front of my fellow 3rd graders in class. The silence was absolutely hilarious as the teacher quickly walked over to the tv to turn it off, speechless.

    • @jedgould5531
      @jedgould5531 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From Cocoa Florida, you were how far away, and could you have a fairly quiet conversation or was it like 80db? I was 15 in my grandmother’s house in Orange, Ca. There were no decent TV remotes, so my grandfather built a finished table with TV controls wired to it.

    • @mcarp555
      @mcarp555 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jedgould5531 It's less than 20 miles in a straight line. Once the sound wave reached you it would rattle the window panes (if they were cranked open). The Saturn V's were much louder than the Shuttles, but you could still converse with someone next to you. The sound is similar to an earthquake.

  • @ThrillSeekerVR
    @ThrillSeekerVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Dude there has never been a youtuber or section of media that makes me feel so good as a human- as a weird thing exploring reality and virtual reality- just trying to figure shit out. Thank you for breaking down the internal thoughts and ideas and guiding them in such a pretty way. You mean so much to our weird timeline.
    I’m quite hilariously existential. You make me feel at home. Much love.

    • @gaguna6433
      @gaguna6433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh hey

    • @mattygaga2013
      @mattygaga2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gaguna6433 matata

    • @mattygaga2013
      @mattygaga2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man I feel the same way!

    • @trentrossdale638
      @trentrossdale638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brilliantly said! I feel similar to what you expressed. He makes me feel less like an alien and more so at the same time. It's nice.

    • @ahuman3393
      @ahuman3393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh howdy there friend

  • @josephroberts7167
    @josephroberts7167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    "We choose to go back to the Moon and do the other things - not because they are easy, but because they are COOL."

    • @xbasgamesx
      @xbasgamesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      - J,F, Kennedy

    • @cl4655
      @cl4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      XBASGAMESX
      -totally

    • @ToenVu
      @ToenVu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anime simp antagonist: I want power to protec this random cute chic I found
      Me: I want to bang my sister

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds as human as a human speech can get.

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A TV
      Me: who hurt you?

  • @saturn_king
    @saturn_king 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6877

    Bruh imagine risking your life to be the first person to step foot on something that's not Earth, filming it, doing research, just to come back and have a bunch of wankers say "N-No you didn't"

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      Sam Hint
      For the REST OF YOUR LONGGGGGG LIFE.
      Then again you have flat earthers that have flown 40,000 feet, seen the curvature of the earth and still take to the internet.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      @@FormerGovernmentHuman The flat earther thing is hilarious when you realize that anyone can stick a video camera to a modern drone or giant balloon or whatever and just fly it up and look :p

    • @davidcunningham9282
      @davidcunningham9282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Reelix extreme cognitive dissonance

    • @ewanstewart2001
      @ewanstewart2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      I think one of the astronauts punched a guy who did exactly that, didn't he?

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Reelix I don’t think any flat earther has a drone tbh

  • @michaelf7093
    @michaelf7093 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    My dad was an aerospace engineer in the 60s. He worked for Martin Marietta, designing ICBMs, when I was born in Denver (no shit, it says "Father's place of employment: Missile Plant" on my birth certificate). He got hired by a NASA subcontractor in 1966, and we moved to Huntsville Alabama, where all the Apollo design work was done. My daddy was a spaceman, all the kid's daddies were spacemen. He worked there all the way through the Skylab missions, then in 73, it all wound down, and he found work in the nuclear field, and we moved away.
    I have a coin from him, they gave one out to all the key people, made from the metal of the Apollo 11 spacecraft, and stamped with a caption and picture of the event.
    It was a strange and exciting time to be alive.

    • @hasinakhyear644
      @hasinakhyear644 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thank you for sharing your story.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This was one of the coolest comments I think I've ever seen on a TH-cam video, thank you.

    • @michaelf7093
      @michaelf7093 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@avamasquerade wow. Nice of you to say, about a time when I was under 9 years old.

  • @CathLenaMusic
    @CathLenaMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    “I’m a, God?”
    “No, not yet, you’re just a fetus”
    -The Egg

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      May I have the source?

    • @CathLenaMusic
      @CathLenaMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@razagan1343 you are in for a ride lol

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CathLenaMusic well I would like to but tickets to this ride, so may I have it please?

    • @CathLenaMusic
      @CathLenaMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I posted the link and it’s not here anymore. Strange.
      Search “The Egg” on TH-cam. It should be the first one.
      It’s an animated short story

    • @CathLenaMusic
      @CathLenaMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@razagan1343 lemme know what you think :)

  • @plurbehgubgub
    @plurbehgubgub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19439

    “Or if you prefer speeding around the earth at about 17 times the speed of a bullet”
    Ah, there’s those American measurements

    • @norcal_faithful775
      @norcal_faithful775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Back to back World War Champs baby!

    • @joaobelas85
      @joaobelas85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Brother that was such a good one

    • @moose8337
      @moose8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Lmao god bless us and our autism

    • @BassGoThump
      @BassGoThump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      It’s not even helpful.
      Bullet speed is measured in feet per second “fps.” You’re plenty welcome to criticize that in it’s own right.
      Average bullet speed is anywhere from 900-3,500 fps depending on caliber etc. So 17x faster than that is a HUGE range.

    • @masonashworth927
      @masonashworth927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      TheSpaceBetween bruh it was a joke

  • @TF-xr8pl
    @TF-xr8pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3600

    *First words on mars*: “this landing is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

    • @StevenLeMieux
      @StevenLeMieux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LMAO nice 👌

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      o NO

    • @adgVelaepyaety
      @adgVelaepyaety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      SkillShare.

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      uh oh

    • @skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2
      @skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First words on Mars or M.A.R.S.?(Mankind's artificial relocation system) If you plan to go on that trip better make sure you know where you are going.

  • @AaronMichaelLong
    @AaronMichaelLong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "If that doesn't unify us, nothing will."
    ... you're right.

  • @drugsarebad97
    @drugsarebad97 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As goofy as you can be somtimes , i started tearing up when you mentioned stepping onto mars. Just the idea that our species has literally endless potetional to explore the universe if we could just figure out how . That my ancestors after me would possibly be a space traveling civilization…it’s beautiful

    • @eyemawakeningdaily402
      @eyemawakeningdaily402 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
      We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
      Like WTF folks!
      How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
      They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
      You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
      😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

  • @mikhailsilaev9311
    @mikhailsilaev9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    Exurb1a: maybe I don't want to be the existantial crisis - inducing guy anymore

    • @vsatonthebeat4101
      @vsatonthebeat4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If you look at the whole picture, he still is.

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Are you kidding me? This brings me more sorrow than anything else.
      I admire Exurb1a for his optimism for humanity and our species, but knowing that this is the age where we will only begin to explore the universe is utterly crushing for me. How many things will we miss? Exploring Mars, exploring the solar system, hell, even exploring the galaxy. We're alive at the gate of progress for our species, and we won't live long enough to see us cross it.

    • @vsatonthebeat4101
      @vsatonthebeat4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bojackhorseman4176 progress issa lie

    • @Noise-Bomb
      @Noise-Bomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bojack Horseman Rather be the pioneers than!

    • @Digalog
      @Digalog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vsatonthebeat4101 ok boomer

  • @alexbombbird353
    @alexbombbird353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    I’m going to have to use that quote: “we choose to go back to the moon and do those other things not because they are easy, but because they are cool.” That’s just such a good summary of why we make scientific progress if we are being honest with ourselves about it

    • @e2thelp98
      @e2thelp98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      JFK would have approved

    • @mgu3241
      @mgu3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      a little too naive

    • @eliotdayley518
      @eliotdayley518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That’s not the only reason though, countless advancements would not exist without space exploration, political boundaries could not be broken, profit exists commercialism lies in any new territory. Innovation, exploration, policy, politics, global warming, scientific theory. Hundreds more that make it a crime to just say, “because it’s cool.”

    • @dodoontherocks
      @dodoontherocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Space travel is the coolest thing humans will ever do.

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It is a jfk speech but he replaced hard by cool.
      You should really listen to his moon speech. It is one of the greatest speech to have ever existed.

  • @_The_real_karma
    @_The_real_karma ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine working your ass of to go to the moon and facing death every second just to come back and have some people not belive you

    • @mister_bomb7777
      @mister_bomb7777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And claim that you (a scientist) are actually a government-employed actor hired to disinform people, what a sad world we live in.

    • @_The_real_karma
      @_The_real_karma ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mister_bomb7777 ok and lets say i if were a scientist and lied to people about my acomplishment of stepping foot on the moon what would I gain by spreading misinformation to the the world for status. Recognition . There no point in lying about that .

    • @mister_bomb7777
      @mister_bomb7777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_The_real_karma Yes, there is absolutely no point in lying about that, but some people just want a boogie man to blame all their problems on, in this case they chose the government.

  • @Murphinator-gx5on
    @Murphinator-gx5on 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Well its 2024, no humans on the moon

  • @extrablandchaos2149
    @extrablandchaos2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    2:22, Bonus Urine Fact:
    Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a soviet union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out of to his rocket, - Vostok 1, he realized he had to pee. He decide to relieve himself on a black tire of the bus. For the cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition continues today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or bile and deposit it with a throw.)
    Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
    Humans.
    Edit: speeling

    • @jojocujoh
      @jojocujoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thank you for that!

    • @gbm6882
      @gbm6882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      imagine being the new bus driver

    • @Snowbuddha
      @Snowbuddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      everything keeps going back to fluids and don't we love/hate/try to relate compassionately if somewhat begrudgingly to it

    • @Snowbuddha
      @Snowbuddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this is where all the legends hang their hat i see.

    • @citizeninsane8518
      @citizeninsane8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's an interesting fact, man

  • @silano360
    @silano360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    1903: "Oh cool, we are finally able to fly"
    66 years later: "Oh cool, we just landed on the moon"

    • @jimkerman5675
      @jimkerman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      61 years later, “ oh look we got space stations! No moon stuff though!”

    • @arachnid83
      @arachnid83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@jimkerman5675 More like, "Oh, we have become so dumb and uninspired that some us think the Earth is flat."

    • @jimkerman5675
      @jimkerman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@arachnid83 Look, I try looking at the positive because of this video
      thank you for making me be pessimistic again
      Humanity is screwed!

    • @himborat855
      @himborat855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jim Kerman "Oh look! We're planning on ways to clean our atmosphere of our mess, finding ways to go to space earlier, and how to terraform the mars to be able to colonize it!"

    • @jimkerman5675
      @jimkerman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@himborat855 Stop trying to make me optimistic again, I'll never get to go up in the deep black, our chances of beating climate change are negligible and it's all down to human interference. Also space debris.

  • @saml9593
    @saml9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Imagine when we get to Mars and the first person to walk on it says “ Yo this is totally poggers dude” 😂😂

    • @antediluvial
      @antediluvial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh god that would be horrible

    • @alexl6543
      @alexl6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That person would have single handedly ruined Mars

    • @thatangrygerman2076
      @thatangrygerman2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That'd be in the history books and I'd love it

    • @Aristas-zd5vd
      @Aristas-zd5vd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Houston? Armstrong is sus, I repeat Armstrong is sus.

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexl6543 This planet is cursed. Next please.

  • @piotr5566
    @piotr5566 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I, grown up man, have shed tears at the end of this video, and it's very motivating to me. Thank you for what you are doing.

  • @naisussybaka
    @naisussybaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5551

    Exurb1a.... being... optimist?
    *Jazz music stops*
    *Upsilon dies backwards*

    • @layeokoh1630
      @layeokoh1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Frankt i choked

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well you gotta be positive when you're 30.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gusandco the former jeez

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He started being more positive lately for some reason.

    • @pratikharani3102
      @pratikharani3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UPSILON NOT EPSILON

  • @Zibbun
    @Zibbun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    2:22 :
    Bonus Urine Fact:
    Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on the back tire of the bus. For the cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical restraints with a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw)
    Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
    Humans.

    • @L_mattox
      @L_mattox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Humans: We are creatures of strange and random rituals, even during serious space business.

    • @Marksman123771
      @Marksman123771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I learned of this from Chris Hadfields book. There are a LOT of pre launch traditions astronauts take part in. Required movies and even quarantine!

    • @goodvibezone8136
      @goodvibezone8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you. I don't know how to pause a TH-cam video

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except Gagarin was not the first human in space. Vladimir Ilyushin was. He crashed landed in china.

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goodvibezone8136 spacebar.

  • @David-vv7oo
    @David-vv7oo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I don't have the words (because i don't know english enough) to describe how much I love this video. It's like the third or fourth time that I see it and I still crying like the first time. Thanks.

  • @Lust_m
    @Lust_m ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve watched all your videos so many times.. sometime I just listen to you as I fall asleep.

  • @Killifar
    @Killifar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    Daily dose of internet- No
    *Monthly Hit of Existential Crisis*- Yes

    • @superfluous9726
      @superfluous9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Sadly it's roughly once every three mouths.

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both, Both are good

    • @smithyMcjoe
      @smithyMcjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How could you be hit by existential crisis? This is where we shall leap off, the dawn of the space age, the true space age, is beginning, the amazement of new planets, new resources, technological advancement! This is the launching point of humanity as an interplanetary species potentially! My god this fills me with hope, and wonder at what's to come!

    • @jean-naymar602
      @jean-naymar602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mostly inconsistently timed dose of existential crisis*

    • @nanicrash
      @nanicrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smithyMcjoe gosh, thank you for this reminder😤✨

  • @Lcy_Ane
    @Lcy_Ane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    Me: Ahh depression turtle has posted again
    Me thirteen minutes later: Happy turtle???

    • @christianbennett5542
      @christianbennett5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s all your fault Jaf’ar COSMIC turtle!

    • @ChrisJones-rd4wb
      @ChrisJones-rd4wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He's finally shifting from a Doomer to a Bloomer

    • @magicblini
      @magicblini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The turtle is happy now

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's a tortoise you twits

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thegrammarcrusader4085 well the channel picture is a tortoise, but the banner is a turtle

  • @PurpleCh4lk
    @PurpleCh4lk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This channel has always a way to make me feel great about being a human.

  • @ackermanlaw8984
    @ackermanlaw8984 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe this was posted 3 years ago and I'm seeing it now! The audacity!!
    Loved the narration, goosebumps.... totally! Gonna re-watch it with earphones on high volume.

  • @_All3n
    @_All3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    2:22
    Bonus Urine Fact:
    Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space, a Soviet Union cosmonaught. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on a back tire of the bus. for the cosmonauts who cam after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a space suit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
    Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, there by using up all of the day's bad luck.
    Humans.

    • @prescriptiondrug3795
      @prescriptiondrug3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Allen Meyer god damn you

    • @kenshinsia6862
      @kenshinsia6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Allen Meyer took me so long to confirm that’s what actually was posted

    • @user-br3bo2ez5q
      @user-br3bo2ez5q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenshinsia6862 rly tho

    • @ashwingeorgeastronomer
      @ashwingeorgeastronomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So was that thing with the peanuts

    • @BobBob-cy9cu
      @BobBob-cy9cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even on 0.25 speed it took me 2 attempts

  • @johnclover2156
    @johnclover2156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    "Yeah, the universe is alright. Not as good as a nice fight though, eh? Come here you little..."
    That shit killed me laughing.

    • @imarchello
      @imarchello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A 'nice fight' remains in waiting though.

    • @alaskansoybean6297
      @alaskansoybean6297 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Reminds me of that time when an astronaut punched some dude who thought that the moon landings were fake.

  • @churlissh_7680
    @churlissh_7680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:42 “Bigger than Pluto, most things are.”
    Made me chuckle 😂 I subbed

  • @bochen1079
    @bochen1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    2:20 this is the first time we heard exurb1a the turtle giggle, we should document it

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some guy with a Quantum Jail impossible

    • @royalstoyan8523
      @royalstoyan8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      try listening to it on 0.25 speed, its sounds like some psycho xD

    • @BallKnower
      @BallKnower 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s on the internet, it’s already documented

  • @fishraviolli4373
    @fishraviolli4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    „But this picnic runs on oxygen” might be my favorite quote now

    • @MetaCake-
      @MetaCake- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he has also said "Your heart is a machine, there are no wizards in your spleen"

    • @snargemccoy8813
      @snargemccoy8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We choose to do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are cool

    • @Bizarro69
      @Bizarro69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      „we are ranch”

    • @eyemawakeningdaily402
      @eyemawakeningdaily402 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
      We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
      Like WTF folks!
      How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
      They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
      You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
      😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

  • @niklassilfverhielm7654
    @niklassilfverhielm7654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rewatching this to remind myself to look beyond the wars and conflicts towards what can be achieved.

  • @neiseyaotsu
    @neiseyaotsu ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my fav videos here on TH-cam...rewatching it everytime i get time

  • @deutan4390
    @deutan4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    2:22 card:
    Bonus Urine Fact:
    Yuri Gargarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out of his rocket - Vostok 1, he realised he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on a back tire of the bus, For the cosmonaut who came after it was bad luck not to do this on one's journey out of the launch pad also. The tradition endures today. (Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generall prepare urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
    Apparently there was a somewhat similar tradition before US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand, thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      That was ridiculously quick - someone had their weetabix this morning

    • @janbosch5951
      @janbosch5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Exurb1a You can just pause a video and use < and > to go frame by frame. It's cheeky, but it works reliably.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Humans.*

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U beat me to it ,nice

    • @dontcheckmychanel
      @dontcheckmychanel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for telling me about that.

  • @liamoconnor74
    @liamoconnor74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I love the line “riding 5% of America’s national budget into the morning sky”

    • @isaacroberts9089
      @isaacroberts9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      poetry really

    • @curvedreality
      @curvedreality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FeDeRaL 4!!!!4!!44!

    • @Am-gg7ch
      @Am-gg7ch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If only more of the budget went to space and less to “defense” (oil)

    • @rhiannonwebb6665
      @rhiannonwebb6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @mishlimon98
      @mishlimon98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Am-gg7ch or in the 60s "anti communism"

  • @tessstyler4148
    @tessstyler4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos always make me cry at the end. You're a great storyteller.

  • @shononoyeetus8866
    @shononoyeetus8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Intentionally left blank so as not to offend the scouts of the world.
    I was a scout once, then promptly expelled for attempting to ferment orange squash into hard alcohol during a truly soul-destroying wilderness excursion.
    Never even got a badge for that.
    Still better than bandcamp.

  • @SirzSirzWasTaken
    @SirzSirzWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4399

    Somehow, this channel can go from
    “Ha ha, funny joke”
    To a sudden existential crisis

    • @HighGuy69
      @HighGuy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That pretty much sums up my whole life. So

    • @r_novemberr
      @r_novemberr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And then back to " hahaha nice one "

    • @Bisquick
      @Bisquick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think this is kind of an insight into why humor itself is valuable beyond superficial enjoyment, or rather _why_ it is that that enjoyment is catalyzed. It seems to be the exploratory force that extends the bounds of thought through comfortably grounding it to some underlying reality if that makes sense. Or something.

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      who asked

    • @brtuh5865
      @brtuh5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seanandrews5329 me

  • @perialis2970
    @perialis2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    The first man on the moon: lots of attention
    The second man in the moon: some attention
    *no credits for that guy who stayed in the command module*

    • @HiddenFat
      @HiddenFat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The loneliness man ever. Further than anyone ever with no way to contcact any living creature in pitch black darkness

    • @anuragkaushal4455
      @anuragkaushal4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      some people do remember him. He's Michael P Collins. I thought it was Buzz Aldrin, but no its Michael P Collins.

    • @peterhebden1557
      @peterhebden1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anuragkaushal4455 Buzz Aldrin landed

    • @hassanjaber8169
      @hassanjaber8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HiddenFat hey Vsauce

    • @abefaerber7994
      @abefaerber7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What a sucky job. This close to such a monumental achievement, but you're relegated to second fiddle.

  • @jagnyasenipati
    @jagnyasenipati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Audacity monkeys" is now a term that I shall be frequently using on a daily basis. Never knew that I needed it but thank you for that.

  • @Roberto-REME
    @Roberto-REME ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Superb and outstanding narrative and excellent production, Exurb1a. Really well done!

  • @afonsofontao
    @afonsofontao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    *Proposal* *for* *first* *words* *on* *mars:* "So it begins."

    • @TheJaredtheJaredlong
      @TheJaredtheJaredlong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      "Shoot what was it Armstrong said? Step, leap something? Should I say something like that? Ugh, I'm already on the ground now. Uh, another giant-er leap for mankind...again. Yeah."

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      "Right, I'm 'ere now. Looks like every single picture I've seen taken from the rovers. Oh shit, I completely forgot about my lines! Uhh - *fumbles around to get the note labeled "Words to say for first Martian v37"* ahem. On this very day (wait, what day is it today? Ahh it doesn't matter!) humanity has taken another leap. We have begun to... uhm, create new civilizations on other planets and will continue to do so. Sacrifices have been made, but they aren't in vain for this will be a new beginning! Not only for humanity, but for life itself. Is that good enough? Yeah I guess it is... hopefully."

    • @007lutherking
      @007lutherking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      How about just "Elon"

    • @007lutherking
      @007lutherking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or SpaceX ftw

    • @jakimany
      @jakimany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Brought to You by Verizon.

  • @El_Guapo98
    @El_Guapo98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    “Bigger than Pluto btw, but most things are”
    **sad Pluto noises :(**

    • @lorenzotincani
      @lorenzotincani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even uranus Is bigger than pluto

    • @boblackmon7835
      @boblackmon7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F’s for pluto

    • @garyoldham4449
      @garyoldham4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy tiny Pluto with it's tiny family!

    • @garyoldham4449
      @garyoldham4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perhaps 50,000 more little Pluto's. Ah, the plutinoids, the plutinos! How many are there? "We are out numbered!"

    • @JonasLekevicius
      @JonasLekevicius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hear Pluto picked the Extra Large size.

  • @onelaw
    @onelaw ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Artemis launched today to the moon!

    • @Ratboycure
      @Ratboycure ปีที่แล้ว

      I immediately came here as well and that is strangely comforting to me.

  • @freeandreal
    @freeandreal ปีที่แล้ว

    So happy i have just found this amazing channel! thank you!

  • @sci_pain3409
    @sci_pain3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    just imagine the future
    "excuse me sir could i have an unbelievable space condom?"

    • @thermophile2106
      @thermophile2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      “Oops, I dropped my unbelievable space condom, that I use for my humugus dong.”

    • @nathacle
      @nathacle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@thermophile2106 Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Buick - I mean... Technically yes?

    • @divinity_nya
      @divinity_nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Space exploration"

    • @richardwendling4030
      @richardwendling4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, it just puts you to sleep. The safest sexof all! Then you wake when the robot starts to bugger you!

  • @goatcat2737
    @goatcat2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    Ok but "A Boy Scout with a badge for spitting in the face of death" is one hell of a line

    • @juliamariemadness
      @juliamariemadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YEAH it is.

    • @spiggensengineering1963
      @spiggensengineering1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I actually have that badge... Well, not that exact badge since I'm in a different country, but an analog. Me and my patrol got stuck in a thunderstorm while canoeing on a lake. There was a lightning strike just a few hundred meters away, and our boat almost got toppled over from the waves. We were screaming and praying to god thinking we were going to die, we were taking in water and my friend was trying to get it out using his boot as a bucket, meanwhile l tried to keep the boat from toppling over. Never been so scared in my life, but never have I had so much fun either.
      If there is a god somewhere, he either saved us that day, or he was just really pissed off with us. Either one is plausible.

    • @avatarmarvellian5644
      @avatarmarvellian5644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "And also kicking him right in the disco stick" the completed part

    • @cpob2013
      @cpob2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      id give it to the kid that built a nuclear reactor out of junk in his shed. feds declared it a superfund site, next level toxic.

    • @damienknapp1667
      @damienknapp1667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And an excellent start to a story

  • @goodatnames1759
    @goodatnames1759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I found this guys channel yesterday and I’m on my already loving him he is so great you should definitely watch all his videos ❤❤❤🎉

  • @sid_isfinite
    @sid_isfinite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for this great cinematic experience. You're very thoughtful and kind.

  • @xaenon
    @xaenon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2643

    "... By 9:35 AM, you're 42 miles high, riding 5% of America's Federal budget into the morning sky...."

    • @cumguzzler8537
      @cumguzzler8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Now, that budget is used to buy a airship that will be used for..... uhhhhj..... *AMERICA*

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And setting history for as long as humanity exists.

    • @nch088
      @nch088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kinda like Hunter Biden...

    • @tamasmayer1167
      @tamasmayer1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@daanstrik4293 america has been a country for ~300 years, calm your tits you are far from the most significant historical nation

    • @0ijrc
      @0ijrc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't tell if he's talking about a spaceship... or ket

  • @crab_computer
    @crab_computer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "We choose to go back to the moon and do other things not because they are easy but because they are cool!"

    • @terrellwiley9732
      @terrellwiley9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stardust Valgulious hard*

    • @kajkaj2705
      @kajkaj2705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Terrell Wiley that was a joke

    • @terrellwiley9732
      @terrellwiley9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaj kaj yeah but for anyone who didn’t know the origins of it.

    • @everythingisamindgame9666
      @everythingisamindgame9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn good quote

    • @warrcoww6717
      @warrcoww6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you really like the Kennedy quote, watch the ELITE Dangerous: Horizons trailer, it’s a really good use of it.

  • @replacementlightbulb2309
    @replacementlightbulb2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it just keeps getting better every time

  • @dragonlord1093
    @dragonlord1093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “We are currently audacity monkey’s, but we could be forever monkeys.” One of my all time favorites.

  • @torbaz5930
    @torbaz5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    imagine waking up and being like: "oh yeah right im on the moon"

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine the dreams you'd have on the moon.

    • @samuelvanorshaegen
      @samuelvanorshaegen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea xD that feeling that you have when you´re on vacation but instead you have it on the moon

    • @Blessedup69
      @Blessedup69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don’t live on the moon?

    • @samuelvanorshaegen
      @samuelvanorshaegen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Blessedup69 u lil moonman

    • @stigmartin3072
      @stigmartin3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the most epic head f@ck ever!!!

  • @heeheemanwhut
    @heeheemanwhut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    "3 blue whales high"
    Ahh, Americans.

    • @dgstowe4360
      @dgstowe4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      if my extremely generous calculations are correct, that is about 480 cheeseburgers

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Or, if feeling generous, about 267 long rifles

    • @dgstowe4360
      @dgstowe4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Life-tastic *America Intensifies*

    • @sweetiesquad4lyfe582
      @sweetiesquad4lyfe582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Imagine not measuring using whales or eagles per rifle range.

    • @philiecheesesteak_1644
      @philiecheesesteak_1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That is at least 2 feet

  • @jetmemesam5712
    @jetmemesam5712 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for talking about this. I had always wanted humanity to begin "The final frontier" in space, and I am happy that you managed to summarize this idea in such a beautiful way.

  • @redcrown5070
    @redcrown5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man you sure know how to make goosebumpy monologues

  • @aksatshah
    @aksatshah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12358

    This channel is the literal definition of quality over quantity

    • @krizi4970
      @krizi4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Nah that's Kurzgesagts theme

    • @yocats9974
      @yocats9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What about A Fox In Space? It's been like 3 years since the first episode came out

    • @inspiired_
      @inspiired_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      If you like this channel you should also check out LEMMiNO

    • @dawnstar24
      @dawnstar24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You haven't discovered Sam O'Nella yet

    • @mihneatirca
      @mihneatirca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Also LEMMiNO

  • @Vuadanee
    @Vuadanee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    c'mon man, you're giving me happy tears instead of a near-lethal dose of existential dread :')

    • @theeyepatch1219
      @theeyepatch1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @OsvaldoBayerista
      @OsvaldoBayerista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This

    • @noelle1030
      @noelle1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 😭

    • @eyemawakeningdaily402
      @eyemawakeningdaily402 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂You ppl crack me up, royally!
      We haven’t been back in 50 yrs. and you all still beLIEve we actually went there!!
      Like WTF folks!
      How did Don Petit the astroNOT put it, “ I’d go back to the moon in a nanosecond, but we don’t have that technology anymore, we used to, but we destroyed it, and it’s a painful process to build it back again”!!😮😂😂
      They claim they taped-over some of the telemetry and lost the remainder of the info used for the guidance systems!
      You’re telling me the most paramount thing human beings has ever done in the history of the world, and ‘they’ lost & taped-over what!?!?!?
      😱🧐🤨….🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

  • @catherinegrillos8739
    @catherinegrillos8739 ปีที่แล้ว

    So inspiring and moving! Thank you

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Update: It's 2022 and the SLS is FINALLY rolled out and is going to launch in a few months. As of 2022 the plan is that humans will land on the lunar surface in 2025 and a Moon Base will be built starting in 2028 and finishing in 2032, along with the Gateway Spacestation.

  • @kelly2fly
    @kelly2fly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "When we go, which we will".....ah, such positivity. Where is my existential crisis???

    • @Blackiriskun
      @Blackiriskun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That "will" was stressed to the point of making me actually believe it might come sooner rather than later.

    • @ziril3972
      @ziril3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It better.

    • @kear
      @kear 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blackiriskun why do you have a need for that.

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well there's the part where we die a mere century or even less before aging is cured. Then any optimism you have for humanity is converted to despair that you missed so much of it by a cosmic fingernail.

    • @aldri346
      @aldri346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If we were to live on the moon we would have to wear weight vests

  • @memedojo5436
    @memedojo5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20474

    beep beep gromit

    • @pencilgaming1233
      @pencilgaming1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

      The person below me is an awesome writer

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3021

      Apologies for my misinformation. (For those curious, Wallace and Gromit was a brilliant animation loads of us grew up with. Possibly one of the greatest chases in movie history: th-cam.com/video/jrmZIgVoQw4/w-d-xo.html )

    • @samuelbarber1114
      @samuelbarber1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Meme Dojo that’s bollocks, it was Tintin in his red rocket

    • @kingbemo6744
      @kingbemo6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEESE

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @6ix 9ine I used to get very upset about him as a kid. He just wanted a little go on a slope

  • @michaelstrike1533
    @michaelstrike1533 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    06:26 - Loved how you got the 'a man' exactly right. Little known fact that static cut it out the 'a' and no one really hard it.

  • @stuartgreig7111
    @stuartgreig7111 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant. One of best YT videos ever. How refreshing.

  • @snosibsnob3930
    @snosibsnob3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    I was expecting epsilon dies backwards but got positivity.
    Not that I’m complaining or anything

    • @ksrknwht300klls
      @ksrknwht300klls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I still ended up with a bit of existencial dread

    • @ItsLogic
      @ItsLogic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAC AND CHEESE yeah me too haha, I at least thought it would be a depressing ending.

  • @navarajpanday68
    @navarajpanday68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Last time i was this early, people were figuring out what 'terra' is

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      That is my favourite twist on this meme

    • @MrMsLang
      @MrMsLang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Exurb1a same

    • @ilikekspwaytoomuch4691
      @ilikekspwaytoomuch4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Exurb1a TERRA

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Exurb1a Earth's two moons though? Nothing..? Just looking for optics pretending to respond to your comments?

    • @jamessawyer9816
      @jamessawyer9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘TERRA’

  • @germanicabosniaca4132
    @germanicabosniaca4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is GOLD! Amazing work, really is. I enjoy it every second

  • @DarkDay2012
    @DarkDay2012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why are all of your videos so damn good? How much time does all this research take? The detail, the little facts, S tier stuff man.

  • @MaziarYousefi
    @MaziarYousefi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    "Bigger than Pluto by the way, well most things are..."
    Sad Pluto noises

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet Pluto is the reason they had to rename the condoms

    • @wushuallan
      @wushuallan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be sad Pluto, I know one thing for sure and that's the fact that you're definitely bigger than my PP

    • @e.k.o5412
      @e.k.o5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog :((

    • @12inchesofworm26
      @12inchesofworm26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@e.k.o5412 its a brand new day what ya waiting for? :((

  • @michaellangford4432
    @michaellangford4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    I suggest the first words on mars should be “Hello there”

    • @crashoutwr
      @crashoutwr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Or "Ah shit here we go again"

    • @jeremiahdssdentmorgan3341
      @jeremiahdssdentmorgan3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      First words will be "haha,,, we fooled them again"
      th-cam.com/video/ua97Qj0EN_0/w-d-xo.html
      NASA is total BS !!!

    • @mynameismyname9335
      @mynameismyname9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      First words on Mars:
      Me: weed

    • @werightnow
      @werightnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mars, like the Moon, is a Luminary.
      They are not solid objects that one can land upon.
      Research Tesla and the Firmament.
      Google image Egyptian sky dome

    • @matthovorka5632
      @matthovorka5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      And Mars replies “General Kenobi”

  • @jamhot8243
    @jamhot8243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mate…you make some incredible vids!! Honestly they’re just… 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @Debbie-henri
    @Debbie-henri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Awwww, you were having an optimistic day.

  • @mirend413
    @mirend413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    2:21 I swear that's the first you've ever laughed in a video

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      Not just in a video

    • @pencilgaming1233
      @pencilgaming1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Exurb1a what took you so long?

    • @xaifer2485
      @xaifer2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pencilgaming1233 what took you so long

    • @rainerbloedsinn430
      @rainerbloedsinn430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@xaifer2485 what took you so long?

    • @uwuzetian8855
      @uwuzetian8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Yaman Games what took you so long

  • @knowthyself99
    @knowthyself99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    SCIENTIFIC FACT : "The more you know about astronomy the more humble you'll become "

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Then how come neil degrasse tyson is so. not-humble

    • @knowthyself99
      @knowthyself99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@littelcreatchure506 maybe he is not a real scientist! Or you misunderstood him !

    • @lowkey_entertaining9723
      @lowkey_entertaining9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Sorry but that is not a scientific fact, that is just your opinion

    • @horence2360
      @horence2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@lowkey_entertaining9723 // Now now don't be so pessimistic, there are some points to what he said despite the world-views present here. Most likely, he's talking about all things a person can find passion in.
      A person who can be passionate about astronomy will most likely turn humble at the realization of how insignificantly small the each of us are.
      This most likely will apply to astronauts who have been to space.
      Those who made it to the moon will leave all semblance of history that our world made, into a place entirely unknown, a place more harsh than the place we're all born from; to leave behind earth and travel to space, is to subsequently realize and acknowledge the many subsequent miracles that happen in the earth.
      And anyone who is passionate about Astronomy, will at some point want to see this kind of view that captivates the hearts of astronauts alike; just breathing in a place outside of the planet is already making history itself.
      But it doesn't have to be exactly that example only, nor does it have to be astrology in its entirely, it can be creative writing, singing in the music industry, dancing in a place vastly different from home such as a ballroom.
      It's really just passion about this and that, someone who is passionate over something will have changed for the better, and become more assured; whether that change is good for others or not.
      Neo Bilal might be wrong, but he's certainly not mistaken.

    • @knowthyself99
      @knowthyself99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@horence2360 this is really what I wanted to tell him, but I hadn't enough time to write all these magnificent words . Thank you .

  • @acutedog9189
    @acutedog9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just can't stop watching this guy's videos help me

  • @Luzzde1unaa
    @Luzzde1unaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:14 gave me the vibe of "apes togather strong"

  • @werty2
    @werty2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Here's my monthly dose of existential crisis.
    There's no existential crisis. What's going on?!

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
      @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Maby he just forgot to add the twist, something like 50 years later this epic mission will be remembered as a lie and impossible and staged by unimaginative and angry hairy apes

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      SOOOOOOOOOOORRY

    • @rayhanhkhan
      @rayhanhkhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr?

    • @yama123numbercauseytdemand4
      @yama123numbercauseytdemand4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Exurb1a As the video is about part of the history of spave travel, I am fine with not having an existential crisis.
      In short: Thanks for the video.

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@yama123numbercauseytdemand4 You're very welcome indeed. Thanks for bothering with my stuff at all!

  • @jennifersarmiento1379
    @jennifersarmiento1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    For those who were wondering at 2:22, some words appear they say.
    "BONUS URINE FACT
    Yuri Gagarin was of course the first human in space; a Soviet Union cosmonaut. During the bus ride out to his rocket - Vostok 1, he realized he had to pee. He decided to relieve himself on the back tire of the bus. for cosmonauts who came after, it was considered bad luck not to do this on one's journey out to launchpad also, the tradition endures today.
    (Given to anatomical constraints within a spacesuit, ladies generally prepare the urine beforehand in a small bottle or vial and deposit it with a throw.)
    Apparently, there was a somewhat similar tradition before the US shuttle launches of playing poker until the commander lost a hand thereby using up all of the day's bad luck.
    Humans."

    • @fabianmayer
      @fabianmayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yes it‘s a free fact

    • @SloppyPuppy
      @SloppyPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rascalcreeper3472 Thank you, very useful!

    • @twolegmike
      @twolegmike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was just about to comment this!

    • @sirawesomenessi1796
      @sirawesomenessi1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good eye! I had to go back and look for myself 😂

    • @TrevorAFay
      @TrevorAFay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you 🙏🏻

  • @alexiskiri9693
    @alexiskiri9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does the headline sound like a title to a science fiction novel? I love it. Made me watch the video.

  • @PompayKing123
    @PompayKing123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. the production is amazing

  • @Diamond-jw6ry
    @Diamond-jw6ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Me: wait... why is this wholesome..?
    Exurb1a: Flirts w/ moon, and calls us monkeys
    Me: Ah, thats the Exurb1a we all know and lover

    • @moonprincess_xoxo
      @moonprincess_xoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and flirting with the moon isnt wholesome?

  • @achilles5716
    @achilles5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    2:05 imagine being the astronaut to have picked small and then having to explain to nasa that changing the name hasn’t resolved the problem

    • @charpsteve36
      @charpsteve36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Impossible... the massive balls required to sit on that much explosive makes the new naming system far more appropriate. The small was actually 10.5"

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charpsteve36 I am convinced that rocket fuel is nothing more than concentrated big dick energy

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exurb 1a (?) is one of the best platforms I've run across on You-tube. Please continue to take the piss because we need it!

  • @randomstuff9005
    @randomstuff9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man. I love this, thank you.

  • @ariffinobrien3560
    @ariffinobrien3560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the use of phonix in ur video's! Truly magnificent! !
    !

  • @arjay_
    @arjay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "... And then, we will learn to run"
    That was the most impactful line in the whole video. Fantastic writing

    • @armicu475
      @armicu475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i got goose bumps

  • @RainingArtillery
    @RainingArtillery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    2 centuries later: lol imagine going to the moon and it being like a big deal

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      True, but, like a baby taking their first steps, those first steps are crucial. The moon may not be far galatically, but it will always serve as the biggest first in all of human history; the first time we left Earth and went to another celestial body.
      We may be able to run miles or hundreds of miles, but nothing (other than taking your first breath) is more important as an accomplishment as that first step.

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      At one point it was thought that travelling with the speed of a shitty old steam engine would destroy the human body as a long term effect.
      Laughable as balls today.
      May our current reality be laughable as balls in the future

    • @richardwendling4030
      @richardwendling4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It should be like a petrol station rest room by now

    • @riverajustinmarks.
      @riverajustinmarks. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Mister Physics you aren't supposed to have water in your lungs in the first place. You don't get far if you've already doubted something you aren't even doing yet.

    • @RainingArtillery
      @RainingArtillery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      mommy I don't wanna go to the moon!! It's soooo boooooring. Can we go to disneyland instead please please pleaaaaaase??
      Now honey, you know the people of the 21st century dark ages only dreamt of going to the moon...
      oh fine...
      Yayy!!!

  • @dropd1695
    @dropd1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When people first step on the surface of mars I hope the words are like thus.
    Today we walk amongst the stars; never further from home, never closer to a new one.

  • @tobymardis1009
    @tobymardis1009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, I love this video! Makes me cry every time.

  • @MK-ns5ow
    @MK-ns5ow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Not because they are easy, but because they are cool." 🌏

  • @jackgray6220
    @jackgray6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    If you search “depression turtle” this channel comes up

    • @annmaeri1591
      @annmaeri1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Omg it actually does fjsjfkskfjgj

    • @sjjdhwhjw1257
      @sjjdhwhjw1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol it's true actually

    • @sjjdhwhjw1257
      @sjjdhwhjw1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Existential crisis turtle too lol man

    • @f.b.i3579
      @f.b.i3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also
      " Existential dread turtle "

    • @WindveilGT
      @WindveilGT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So it doEs

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Belief and desire prevents all letting go

  • @keihnolsen7870
    @keihnolsen7870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love all this guys videos they bring me joy :)

  • @ryebreadthewhite3392
    @ryebreadthewhite3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    “For me, the most ironic moment in that moment in history is the plaque signed by president Richard M Nixon that Apollo 11 took to the moon. It reads “we came in peace, for all mankind”. As the United States was dropping 7.5 megatons of conventional explosives on small counties in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity: we could do no harm on this lifeless rock” -Carl Sagan

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Does anyone really buy that in 200 years in our Star Trek future humans will have evolved into benevolent beings? I say not a chance.

    • @nikaymackenzie3692
      @nikaymackenzie3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@clayz1 wel did anyone 200 years ago really buy that we would land on the moon? Pretty sure 200 years ago they wouldnt even believe that black people/woman would have the same rights as all other people. But hey, atleast you can give urself an excuse to call yourself worthless and dont do anything with your life.

    • @SolarShado
      @SolarShado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@clayz1 Unless we hit some severe technological stagnation, we'll probably have had to make some huge strides in that direction to've avoided some kind of civilization-ending "oops".

    • @KenJackson_US
      @KenJackson_US 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The United States _did not_ drop any bombs on the moon, Ryebread, so we went in peace.

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nikay Mackenzie You didn’t exactly take the high road with that comment.

  • @MrMegaMetroid
    @MrMegaMetroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I just realized that i might witness the time when i look up at the moon and see lights on the night side. I realized that just when i saw that image in the video. We might see that. We all might see that. Not alot of them, but there might be glimmers here and there. The first sparks of humans entering space.
    Honestly this video made me feel something i felt when i read about the apollo program as a kid. The magic, the science, the technology. We DID this. This happened. There wheree humans walking on that bright thingy in the sky. This was everything for me when i was a child. And this video brought back this overwelming feeling of magic.
    Thanks exurbia

    • @winup9417
      @winup9417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Prowler Cam you are 68???

    • @theartofunderstanding2188
      @theartofunderstanding2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Prowler Cam I think they have plans to go back to the moon soon. Going to be such an experience to see man walk on the moon again.

    • @goofy8937
      @goofy8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prowler Cam you’re telling me you’re 68 years old?

    • @Iiiiiiivvviviiiixixx
      @Iiiiiiivvviviiiixixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a brilliant thought and now Im crying again thanks alot

    • @joeyh2185
      @joeyh2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy shit dude you're right

  • @theobserver9131
    @theobserver9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was one of the best things ever! Brilliant, funny, inspiring, delightful!!!!

  • @gabsmtv
    @gabsmtv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you, thank you for appearing to my youtube recommendations