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  • As it happens yellowcake isn't actually that delicious.
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  • @econno8172
    @econno8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42857

    “Hey Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today” 😏

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      *montage music intensifies*

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      BEAT ME TO IT

    • @fungalwater3175
      @fungalwater3175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      Moom, Phineas and Ferb are declaring wars against Russia again

    • @davidweikle9921
      @davidweikle9921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I live near a nuclear site in the United States that was responsible for producing nuclear materials for warheads during the Cold War. They still call the final product "buttons" because why not call a round chunk of *refined plutonium* a button when it's going into a bomb?

    • @fungalwater3175
      @fungalwater3175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@davidweikle9921 cool

  • @rijaja
    @rijaja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3548

    "i'm bullied at school"
    Google: Tell your teachers and your parents
    Bing:

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      but its my teachers and parents bullying me..
      youtube: become death...

    • @laur.an01
      @laur.an01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thothheartmaat2833 now I have become death, destroyer of the world...

    • @dear_imran
      @dear_imran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ThothHeartMaat became kim jong un
      😨

    • @watyrmelyn6244
      @watyrmelyn6244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neither of them ever work

  • @st4r.wastaken
    @st4r.wastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6281

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nukes will make sure that I don't have bones any more

    • @VaradMahashabde
      @VaradMahashabde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      And any growing tissue will be as good as dry balls of flour when those calcium mimics from the fallout get in!

    • @nospawnn
      @nospawnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wise words from the palmtop tiger

    • @darth_shadow7924
      @darth_shadow7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and throw the world into a worldwide economic crisis that would eventually cause either proliferation of dystopian governments or world war 3

    • @pedrovalenzuela464
      @pedrovalenzuela464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tweeting this

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      your shadow will be baked into the wall forever..

  • @nerfasauryt8828
    @nerfasauryt8828 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +414

    “So you want to build a nuke.”
    “Why yes, yes I do.”

    • @Wilter__
      @Wilter__ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, now you're on several lists.

    • @nerfasauryt8828
      @nerfasauryt8828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Wilter__ that’s not new information

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      not even joking i wrote this all down, all i have to do now is figure out how to obtain U-235

    • @Wilter__
      @Wilter__ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nerfasauryt8828they've always said singular lists 😅

    • @nerfasauryt8828
      @nerfasauryt8828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@YusiAnimated- good luck

  • @JabbaHutbutbetter
    @JabbaHutbutbetter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +621

    “And making people immediately stop fucking existing” got me dying

    • @plasmapig1356
      @plasmapig1356 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Literally

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@plasmapig1356I am already dead

    • @GenericHandle666
      @GenericHandle666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Huehuehuehuehuehue

    • @kentdrone
      @kentdrone หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard that and went straight to the comments LOL😂

    • @Sen-ki-
      @Sen-ki- 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah the nuke will

  • @StylizedStation
    @StylizedStation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11373

    we are all on a list now

    • @magnosphere
      @magnosphere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      First time?

    • @--------352
      @--------352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      And?

    • @Kurdan122
      @Kurdan122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i think so 😂

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

    • @bigzed7908
      @bigzed7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Been there, done that. I've been on the list for a looong time. That fucking bar, I swear.... I am gonna nuke em.

  • @nik7069
    @nik7069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    "We thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world...
    I believe we did"

    • @1ue999
      @1ue999 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a sphere of 100 meters of fusion (nitrigen fusion)

  • @thatvegandog2822
    @thatvegandog2822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    Bro made Oppenheimer before Oppenheimer

  • @miguelmonteiro1239
    @miguelmonteiro1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14392

    Me: *looking around on youtube*
    Exurb1a: “so you want to build a nuke”
    Me: Not really but now that you mention it …

    • @Romapolitan
      @Romapolitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      "why not, why shoudn't I build a bomb?"

    • @namidawhamida5958
      @namidawhamida5958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I definitely didn’t search “how to build a nuke”

    • @bobbyflobby8751
      @bobbyflobby8751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FBI open up

    • @mchsprod
      @mchsprod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@namidawhamida5958 if you did the timing was excellent

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      after video:
      nah fuck it, i wanna build a rocket out of existance

  • @averageenjoyer7346
    @averageenjoyer7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    "besides, Uranium sounds cooler than Plutonium anyway"
    probably puts water on his cereal as well

    • @ssllhh100
      @ssllhh100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      *heavy water

    • @usernamethenamed
      @usernamethenamed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i t d o e s t h o

    • @kabluey4142
      @kabluey4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I put water before my cereal

    • @averageenjoyer7346
      @averageenjoyer7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@usernamethenamed n o i t d o e s n t
      Plutonium sounds more badass cayse its named after the furthest, well, "planet" in our solar system, and thats because it being the farthest, well, "planet" suggests mysteriousness, cool shit cause its on the edge of the damn thing and thats kinda, ehm, how do i put it,
      FUCKING TERRIFYING
      uranus on the other hand,
      haha anus

    • @ih4t3u28
      @ih4t3u28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kabluey4142 thats illegal

  • @krishnasaikia6132
    @krishnasaikia6132 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I searched for stress relief things to do in bing.

  • @XenHope
    @XenHope 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This man just casually dropped a bomb of existential crisis and refused to elaborate further

  • @KnowingBetter
    @KnowingBetter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7826

    Probably on the no-fly list now, thanks.

    • @tristan889
      @tristan889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      It's not like airport security's gonna ask you to hand over the *fucking nuke*

    • @NoobMicesters
      @NoobMicesters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@tristan889 *Hands in passport*
      Airport security: uhhh follow me sir we need to ask you a few questions

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Certainly you know better than to watch this video, didnt you read the title nb?

    • @SpeakerWiggin49
      @SpeakerWiggin49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@autodidacticartisan ...KB.

    • @gabedarrett1301
      @gabedarrett1301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Username does not check out 😂

  • @nautilusshell2089
    @nautilusshell2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27126

    mom, the depressing turtle is telling us how to end ourselves again

    • @TapDat52K
      @TapDat52K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

      You know it’s good stuff when we keep coming back for the subliminal messaging

    • @endermender1798
      @endermender1798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      lol

    • @TheGrimravager
      @TheGrimravager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Best comment I've seen on this channel so far :D

    • @duskadown6751
      @duskadown6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      ( (tortoise) )

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      "Remember to take the pills, honey!"

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474
    @nattananchunbunluesook8474 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Patrick: This nuke is so good it only takes 4 ingredients, it’s so easy you can literally do it in New Mexico

  • @GdShard5
    @GdShard5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    “I’m being bullied”
    Mom: tell the teacher
    Grandma:

  • @fishfinners505
    @fishfinners505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    “And everyone unanimously agreed this would never happen again” - until it almost did. Repeatedly.

    • @merlinian209
      @merlinian209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @DECLAN DOUGAN yeah i think they were referencing the whole video. they were pointing out that they said that it would never happen again and then immediately went on to explain how it did happen again. :)

    • @lurk7967
      @lurk7967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well thats why they started the quiet war
      read silent weapons for quiet wars pdf

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lurk7967reading, the most silent way of communicating information

    • @cultcitysaad
      @cultcitysaad หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's just edging at this point.

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    “So… Wanna build a nuke?”
    “Not really, but now that you mentioned it!”

    • @justsomeguy8893
      @justsomeguy8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ha funny

    • @le9038
      @le9038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "We're too lazy... but now you've shown us how easy it is!"

    • @officialchickenn
      @officialchickenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂🤣

    • @Wilson_0957
      @Wilson_0957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *kill montage music starts*

  • @mauz791
    @mauz791 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Shout out to Oppenheimer

  • @HuxTheSergal
    @HuxTheSergal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Coming back to this after Oppenheimer

  • @UpNextWithNickLate
    @UpNextWithNickLate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    TH-cam: "So you wanna build a nuke?"
    Me: "Uh..."
    TH-cam: "Don't worry about being put on a list somewhere. This video is 98% existential dread anyway."

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nukes don't get you on the list. posting "acetone peroxide" does.

    • @sosogo4real
      @sosogo4real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ass_of_Amalek what's that. Don't want to look it up myself.

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is honestly the best version of this comment I've seen.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Of course I want to build a nuke. Who doesn't? Imagine how much you can sell it for.
      What's the point in using them? They make more money intact. It's a black market item. For real. Legit.

    • @bekr3473
      @bekr3473 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean i learned how to bild one in school. So it probably doesn’t put you on a list.

  • @timezone5259
    @timezone5259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    “The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.”~some wise chap

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Carl Sagan was the one

    • @lowleypeasentmr.l8836
      @lowleypeasentmr.l8836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tonydai782 thank you

    • @pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823
      @pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why three and five? is there something to it I didn't get? or are they just random numbers?

    • @Compnerd1
      @Compnerd1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 They're just numbers. The point is, they're both standing in the gasoline. One match from either side is enough to end them both. But they keep building more matches.

    • @lightningmcqueen4516
      @lightningmcqueen4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 the matches represent nukes, the gasoline represents death and decimation as a whole. Just because one country has more nukes than another, doesnt mean that they both arent fucked if a match is dropped.

  • @someoneidk8160
    @someoneidk8160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Yo thanks for the tutorial! I had some hiccups, but in the end, I managed to construct it. It sure didn't dissapoint.

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      would you mind sendimg me the blueprints?
      i have hit a roadblock and it now refuses to cause a fissile

  • @JaceMiller-xi4iz
    @JaceMiller-xi4iz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Cancer can't hurt anyone if there is no-one left to hurt

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      by that logic then what abt covid during 2020

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Me: * wandering around TH-cam *
    TH-cam: "So you want to build a nuke?"
    Me: "the law requires me to say no."

    • @octaviohernandez2846
      @octaviohernandez2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/QTgRAQ88KAY/w-d-xo.html

    • @comradekat6394
      @comradekat6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@octaviohernandez2846 so is it true?

    • @octaviohernandez2846
      @octaviohernandez2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

    • @comradekat6394
      @comradekat6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@octaviohernandez2846 Like it was definitely that bad. I want to be skepticall because I like this guy. You sure?

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@comradekat6394 no they aren’t true. The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

  • @rationalityrules
    @rationalityrules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    Fine. I don't want to build a nuke anymore. I want to build a snowman to enjoy my crumpets and self-hate with.

    • @finnkelly3503
      @finnkelly3503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats up checkmark

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn’t expect to see you here…
      Shouldn’t you be debunking the Kalam or something 😉

    • @captain61games49
      @captain61games49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With nuclear snow i assume

    • @rationalityrules
      @rationalityrules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jpe1 haha, I needed a break, good sir!

    • @thirstywolf8720
      @thirstywolf8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Litttt to see you here!!!

  • @JustinsDustyShelf
    @JustinsDustyShelf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thanks for explaining how to make one, I needed to know- um… for a friend…

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dw dude i got you off the list, your a free man

  • @the_roman_emperor_fisheater
    @the_roman_emperor_fisheater 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I come back to this video every couple months and honestly its beautiful every time

  • @somewiseguy7245
    @somewiseguy7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Exurb1a: "So you wanna build a nuclear bomb ayy"
    Me: Well, I don't really wanna be on America's watchlist... but fuck it! why not.

    • @milvus7392
      @milvus7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He Were born on the watchlist

    • @michac3796
      @michac3796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@milvus7392 Finally someone peaks an interest in me.

    • @kylejarmolych
      @kylejarmolych 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally thought the same thing when I clicked on it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WuvPain
      @WuvPain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michac3796 I feel so wanted now ❤️

    • @bvdshvwndzn
      @bvdshvwndzn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kylejarmolych me too bro no cap

  • @AJ-tr5ml
    @AJ-tr5ml 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "a shockwave traveling faster than the speed of sounds"
    Yes. That is a shockwave.

    • @farpurple
      @farpurple หลายเดือนก่อน

      any shockwave is it? otherwise it is blow of wind? anyway that blow is blow, can be named shockwave

  • @chim-chimkerfuffles9612
    @chim-chimkerfuffles9612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Ah, yes. Stanislav Petrov. The beautiful man who is the reason we are all still alive.

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8061

    That was actually a misquote.
    Oppenheimer *actually* said, “Holy shit that’s fucking massive”

    • @iiiivvvv9986
      @iiiivvvv9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      *Lenny face*

    • @noobslayerxxx
      @noobslayerxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      That’s what she said

    • @aadarsh_1303x
      @aadarsh_1303x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@noobslayerxxx nah you be TWEAKIN

    • @nwut
      @nwut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@noobslayerxxx beat me to it

    • @Christian23242
      @Christian23242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      SO EIN FEUERBALL J U N G E !

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Exurb1a 2 years ago: We are the last humans left
    Exurb1a now: *Do you want to explode?*

    • @chrisjackson1496
      @chrisjackson1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @bigshlump928
      @bigshlump928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Do you want to explode?” Dr.Nefario

    • @sockthief9138
      @sockthief9138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like him, but he's also a sexual abuser... So I'm at this weird side of things where I like his work but I don't like the person anymore

    • @equisnrolly
      @equisnrolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why yes I would love to explode :D

    • @equisnrolly
      @equisnrolly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sockthief9138 dr.nefario?

  • @danilookovic7971
    @danilookovic7971 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I keep forgetting certain parts and gotta come back here so i dont screw it up

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if you would like to assist me, i have a model that should be working but refuses to work

  • @IceMan-rz8hw
    @IceMan-rz8hw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Instructions uncelar got my head stuck in the microwave

  • @ecliptic_equinox
    @ecliptic_equinox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I’m disappointed that you didn’t say:
    “Curing cancer, generating power, and causing cancer”

    • @malm4640
      @malm4640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That would have ruined the joke

    • @yaven8338
      @yaven8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOW RIGHT I WAS THINKING THAT

  • @andrewmettler2228
    @andrewmettler2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    "So, you wanna build a nuke, eh..."
    Me: "No...maybe...are you a cop?"

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no...
      but you can lie to me right?
      maybe...

    • @jameslloyd2540
      @jameslloyd2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, I'm a business man. I'm definitely not a cop.

    • @moss6235
      @moss6235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a reference to something? Sounds so familiar…

    • @jameslloyd2540
      @jameslloyd2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moss6235 Can't you tell by the way that I stand? And I said that I worked in an unmarked van....

    • @andrewmettler2228
      @andrewmettler2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moss6235 it wasn't meant to be one, no. Lol. Unless you were talking to that other person. That may be one.

  • @LeetengjingYT
    @LeetengjingYT 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Hey Morty, where’s your clone machine, I need 100 of you”

  • @user-fx7sr2dl9o
    @user-fx7sr2dl9o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    very helpful, easy to follow instructions, 10/10 would make again

  • @luchodelio687
    @luchodelio687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    Countries: nukes are bad. We should never use them under any circumstance.
    Also countries: let's build more nukes

    • @liamnacinovich8232
      @liamnacinovich8232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well you know what would happen if we didn’t have them right? It would be really easy for other nations to obliterate us without us being able to project a threat that an attack on us would mean the end of them as well.

    • @reformedzoomer
      @reformedzoomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@liamnacinovich8232 Yeah, but at this point it's not necessary for countries with large nuclear stockpiles. As far as I'm aware, Russia and the United States, and possibly a few others already have enough of a nuclear arsenal to level the planet by themselves, so just maintain those, attach them to the latest and greatest (and fastest) missiles and you're good. At this point the first country to build a surefire anti-nuke system will have won the race, building more nukes doesn't really mean anything.

    • @SCRKT007
      @SCRKT007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@reformedzoomer I already made a global Anti-Nuke system called E.A.R.T.H, the global government even rewarded me 1B dollars and a hot actress i can marry for saving the world

    • @emperorpierogi9772
      @emperorpierogi9772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SCRKT007 Ok

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nukes are deterrents buddy

  • @ZeroFucksFriday
    @ZeroFucksFriday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Like Einstein once said: "The human invented the Nuke, but no mouse would ever invent the mouse trap"

    • @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635
      @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sh*t that's a clever queto.

    • @ryanrobinson2293
      @ryanrobinson2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      That's because mice don't have opposable thumbs

    • @Koale-Moesite
      @Koale-Moesite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryanrobinson2293 duh

    • @aquate9637
      @aquate9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      - Sun Tzu

    • @unitNitro
      @unitNitro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If that mouse (A) had the single largest collection of cheese known to mice-dom (B) had enough knowledge to KNOW that it indeed possessed the most cheese of any mouse alive and (C) wanted to be the sole male that females would propagate with, then yes. eventually it would invent a mouse trap. (not likely one as effective as a human one, but still)

  • @Topher7lol
    @Topher7lol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So you want to build a nuke?
    Let's start with enriched uranium,
    I want to build a nuke,
    Let's start with enriched uranium.

  • @DankePrime
    @DankePrime 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Mom, a weird turtle thing is telling me how to instantaneously eviscerate thousands of people!"

  • @christianhaugboelle
    @christianhaugboelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Not sure this is what Bo Burnham meant when he sang “here’s how you can build a bomb”

    • @TapDat52K
      @TapDat52K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Bo(m)burnham?

    • @user-gu1il8dp7p
      @user-gu1il8dp7p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TapDat52K based burnham

    • @Anshul2395
      @Anshul2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If I have to learn how to build a bomb on the internet, I'd choose exurb1a without losing a breath

    • @laikam5402
      @laikam5402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!

    • @occamsaturn
      @occamsaturn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      here's a tip for straining pasta
      here's a 9-year-old who died

  • @WeakestYogurtEnjoyer
    @WeakestYogurtEnjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    “Hey you wanna build a nuke?”
    “Depends on who’s asking”

    • @hansdado
      @hansdado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the supplies are on my amazon wishlist

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably clippy

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hansdado Then you are on another list lol

  • @blacktownshadow1325
    @blacktownshadow1325 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I`ve not seen a more entertaining/funny (but real) video in basically forever. I love this!

  • @samconnor9118
    @samconnor9118 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This channel has supplied me with more existential crises than my own mind could ever. 10/10 would watch again👍

  • @genericgamer6823
    @genericgamer6823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "Hostages to themselves" is an incredibly apt way of describing humanities general situation right now.

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/tfKItkNmHbY/w-d-xo.html

    • @stumpedsuper2014
      @stumpedsuper2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peace through superior firepower. Actually it's very ironic that nukes ended war for the most part

    • @always-alicia
      @always-alicia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed!

    • @karolgajko
      @karolgajko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is also a fitting description of almost all recorded human history from anarchistic viewpoint

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's our mortal coil. Hell is other people.

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Alternate Title: "so you want to end up on the FBI watchlist"

    • @Steeyuv
      @Steeyuv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We are all on the FBI watchlist now.

    • @polarbear8445
      @polarbear8445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone is on the list anyway

    • @AdamAlbilya1
      @AdamAlbilya1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like The Mossad; and we all know you don't wanna be there.

    • @wedgie502
      @wedgie502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're not on a list somewhere, you're doing it wrong.

  • @cloudgamer1244
    @cloudgamer1244 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Never has a 6 minute video felt so long

  • @sctopzhang
    @sctopzhang 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Didn't expect it to be an educational video actually.

  • @Moliminous
    @Moliminous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    I have a flight next month... won't even be mad if they won't let me on the plane now.

    • @danjames8314
      @danjames8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      give them a reason by after watching this downloading tor and getting a vpn just to make anyone who may be watching shit their pants

    • @dzaster4050
      @dzaster4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danjames8314 you're an odd man

    • @jackharper5642
      @jackharper5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

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    • @jordanbourke8368
      @jordanbourke8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That moment you steal knowingbetter's comment 4 hours after he commented it

    • @finn0017
      @finn0017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

  • @saneksuntimesgood
    @saneksuntimesgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5446

    this aged incredibly well

    • @moisthighboi6558
      @moisthighboi6558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Unfortunately

    • @truegodaries5280
      @truegodaries5280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sadly yes

    • @feisttaggerung4288
      @feisttaggerung4288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeehaw 🤠

    • @louzo5175
      @louzo5175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      time to start a stick collection :) *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      gosh... will probably not age as long as I'm alive. :[

  • @HyperV-sk1xr
    @HyperV-sk1xr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i watched welcome to the internet before this, bcuz this video is part of the song "Heres how you can build a bomb!"

  • @EBlaze454
    @EBlaze454 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Thanks now i can finally pull that prank on my friend

    • @Kaifr-78605
      @Kaifr-78605 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      skill issue didnt know how to make a nuke

    • @Jaff0_cakes
      @Jaff0_cakes 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oi I'm here you know

    • @Kaifr-78605
      @Kaifr-78605 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      s h u t

    • @Jaff0_cakes
      @Jaff0_cakes 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Kaifr-78605 no u skill issue

  • @sifta
    @sifta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Exurb1a: so you want to build a nuke eh?
    Me: I didn’t before but I’m open to convincing

  • @iCookCrystalMeth
    @iCookCrystalMeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “I know not what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    *real shit*

    • @TheBard1999
      @TheBard1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's catchy but somewhat sensational and wrong.

    • @NETIERRAS
      @NETIERRAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBard1999 elaborate pls

    • @maxemore
      @maxemore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fuckamitheonlysaneone7426 Stop spamming

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it even mean

    • @TheBard1999
      @TheBard1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NETIERRAS it's me being pedantic, but you can't wage a world war with "stone age" technology. Generally though I think the video is just disturbing viewers and thouches the topic on very shallow level. There's no elaboration on what we could do about to reduce risk of nuclear war or MAD. It, like many other videos like it, removes use of nukes on Japan from the general situation at the time. It's like someone just discovered that nuclear weapons exist and read the wikipedia article about them.

  • @OREOISGOD494
    @OREOISGOD494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks, now i just gotta figure out from where to get 100 megatons of Uranium...

    • @YusiAnimated-
      @YusiAnimated- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it doesnt require 100mt, i managed to make one (not working currently bc idk why) out of 1kt of U235

  • @Cream.cheese
    @Cream.cheese 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cant wait to watch Oppenheimer this week with my homies

  • @jacetheboogeyman3797
    @jacetheboogeyman3797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    exurb1a: Have you ever considered building a nuke and how terrifying they really are
    me: no
    exurb1a: Would you like to?

    • @hellspawn4083
      @hellspawn4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sasha Lemay there is no button for that, but welcome to a nuclear wonderland of good ol' human stupidity.

    • @machielluchtmeijer7796
      @machielluchtmeijer7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/tfKItkNmHbY/w-d-xo.html

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction: _wOuLd yOu LiKe tO?_

    • @nhae0
      @nhae0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's weird to see so few people that have actually thought "I mean if I were the one to launch the bombs I could brag for a full second to be the one that ended humanity as it is, and that sounds cool"

  • @itsokay457
    @itsokay457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "Peace was never an option but end of the world is, mate"

    • @Lugia21
      @Lugia21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really since at one point in time the world will end and most likely no human is gonna be alive to see it.

    • @sawc.ma.bals.
      @sawc.ma.bals. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Violence is never the answer
      Its a question
      And the answer is *yes*

    • @guiltyconstants
      @guiltyconstants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peace was always an option

    • @prophecyrat2965
      @prophecyrat2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lethal autonomous weapons (LAWs) are a type of autonomous military system that can independently search for and engage targets based on programmed constraints and descriptions.[1] LAWs are also known as lethal autonomous weapon systems (LAWS), autonomous weapon systems (AWS), robotic weapons, killer robots or slaughterbots.[2] LAWs may operate in the air, on land, on water, under water, or in space. The autonomy of current systems as of 2018 was restricted in the sense that a human gives the final command to attack - though there are exceptions with certain "defensive" systems.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_autonomous_weapon
      Leading AI experts, roboticists, scientists and technology workers at Google and other companies-are demanding regulation. They warn that algorithms are fed by data that inevitably reflect various social biases, which, if applied in weapons, could cause people with certain profiles to be targeted disproportionately. Killer robots would be vulnerable to hacking and attacks in which minor modifications to data inputs could “trick them in ways no human would ever be fooled.”
      www.hrw.org/world-report/2020/country-chapters/global-0#
      Its already here.

  • @Dogisecek
    @Dogisecek 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oppenheimer really making these videos pop up in my suggested

  • @HisMajestyColonelRadec
    @HisMajestyColonelRadec 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You really have a knack for this kind of thing.

  • @one_slow_b0at
    @one_slow_b0at 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    "world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
    That line truely terrifies me.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      Thinking about it with surrealism, it just makes me laugh. Imagine a bunch of people in suits, politicians, hitting eachother with sticks they found in a forest.
      Not because WW3 destroyed the world or anything, but because the general consensus decided that that is how governments will be forced to fight their little wars, the People having no part in them.

    • @auxencefromont1989
      @auxencefromont1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      well... the fact that WW4 **IS** fought is reassuring

    • @ewrilan4106
      @ewrilan4106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      imma start gathering sticks and stones

    • @ernestdude4074
      @ernestdude4074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No internet!!!!!

    • @ianroberts5614
      @ianroberts5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *Cut to me holding my nuclear powered stone launcher made of wood, because we figured out that it’s actually super efficient*

  • @hoogstaddie399
    @hoogstaddie399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "If you vary the neutrons in an element, you get different cosplay versions of that element" this is the best explanation for isotopes ever

  • @HeyKitsuney
    @HeyKitsuney 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is going to be my science fair project

  • @wow-roblox8370
    @wow-roblox8370 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact: a real nuclear engineer has reacted to this video

  • @SomeoneTookAK
    @SomeoneTookAK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3085

    America on Japan's gender reveal party be like: "it's a little boy"

    • @0Synergy
      @0Synergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Jesus fuck man.

    • @flyingdart9819
      @flyingdart9819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      A fat little man

    • @swallowlsd
      @swallowlsd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      And we will name him Hiroshima

    • @kyfer5092
      @kyfer5092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Spicy.

    • @josephreeves4044
      @josephreeves4044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      3 days later hes a fat guy

  • @onlookerofthings6029
    @onlookerofthings6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    "We discovered 23rd Century technology in the 20th Century and we're too primitive for this shit right now"
    Wow that hit hard

    • @scuddybuddy2271
      @scuddybuddy2271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Inlooker well you are bud not me but all Americans are

    • @onlookerofthings6029
      @onlookerofthings6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@scuddybuddy2271 what?

    • @retroflame3104
      @retroflame3104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except that line was just for dramatic effect as even with 20th century chemistry the discovery of nuclear fission was inevitable and without 20th century chemistry we would have stagnated in the Victorian age.

    • @andreab380
      @andreab380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@retroflame3104 Also, moral progress =/= scientific progress.
      In terms of instincts, dispositions, and reactions, we are the same as the prehistoric sticks-and-stones guys.
      Perhaps culture is a bit better (freedom, human rights and all that). But moral choices depend on other principles than progress.

    • @windtalkerslai4055
      @windtalkerslai4055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@retroflame3104 Not trying to be an asshole or anything, but could you elaborate?

  • @ertugrul791
    @ertugrul791 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cmon bro don’t act like we don’t know how to build a hydrogen bomb at home by ourselves already

  • @nopeyt3387
    @nopeyt3387 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you, I have wanted to do this project for a while, have studied nuclear fusion and fission for months, but lack proper respurces 😢

  • @RarePepeHunter
    @RarePepeHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "War does not determine who is right, but who is left"
    -Bertrand Russell

    • @snufs
      @snufs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn, that's deep

    • @bonapetite5087
      @bonapetite5087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@awuuwa its a play on words. "right" means "to be correct" but it is also a direction. "left" can mean "what remains after an event" but it too, happens to be a direction. not a lot of depth to this, honestly.

    • @usernamethenamed
      @usernamethenamed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snufs yeah

    • @m.1561
      @m.1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@awuuwa it's quite a clever joke. Right is the side opposite to left, but it means even the correct side, the just side in an argument. Left is the opposite side of right, but even the past participle of the verb "to leave": in this case, it means who survived, who is still there.
      So, the quote jokes about left & right as the two opposite sides and who is correct and has managed to be still alive after the catastrophe.

    • @themennissvids
      @themennissvids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@awuuwa The winning of a war does not itself mean that the victors were morally justified in their entering the war, or for engaging in the war in the way that they did.
      The process of war itself (battles, air raids, and so on) is not related to morality (who is right) in any way, it merely kills some people and not others (determining who is left)
      In short, war isn't *in itself* an expression of morality, but instead an expression of power.
      Although Bertrand Russell put it better above.

  • @dervy1309
    @dervy1309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    this went from "woo cool science!" to "nuclear annihilation is constantly hanging over your head as we speak and you can't do anything about it"

    • @sleepy150k
      @sleepy150k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      just become president and make peace

    • @theanonymouscommenter5608
      @theanonymouscommenter5608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Until everyone’s says “I’ll get rid of my nukes when you get rid of yours” and then nobody trust anyone because if you get rid of your nukes and your enemy doesn’t the can blackmail you with their nukes.

    • @just_jakey
      @just_jakey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sleepy150k I really wish it was that easy tbh

    • @Post_Stall_Maneuver
      @Post_Stall_Maneuver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sleepy150k Oh you sweet summer child...

  • @thatdude5953
    @thatdude5953 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Uranium has many uses including: curing cancer, generating power and making people stop fucking existing” got me dying😂

  • @mebiysyt8331
    @mebiysyt8331 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    oh this video is just in time in my recommendations dude, thx very much!

  • @ijpritho
    @ijpritho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    *To the sixth graders who are just looking up ideas for a science project* : It's your time to shine kiddo!

    • @nathanielwilder9913
      @nathanielwilder9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shine bright like a star 😉

    • @shakumyn
      @shakumyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shining from radioactive contamination, yay!

    • @armadyleanarchon4754
      @armadyleanarchon4754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget to tell everyone to gather round first so they can get a clear look!

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like that kid who actually built a nuclear generator for a scout assignment

    • @aarshpatel2000
      @aarshpatel2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean it's your time to glow.

  • @what_a_guy2853
    @what_a_guy2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "So you want to build a nuke?"
    Me: ...um....no _sets down uranium I got from ebay_

    • @jamesmcfierson
      @jamesmcfierson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't use ebay, Amazon prime has free shipping. Save a few bucks on your hazardous materials.

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking slightly concerned at my 3,400 smoke alarm total from amazon. Only another 100 to go and someone's bloody outed me.

    • @blyatman6982
      @blyatman6982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Youchubeswindon do remember to not get put under investigation by the FBI

  • @aaronklein499
    @aaronklein499 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I’m just going to put this in my “projects for later” playlist”

  • @Toileetpapr
    @Toileetpapr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Doomsday clock is just irl HOI4 world tension meter

  • @blockbreaker8839
    @blockbreaker8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “How to give the entire human race crippling nuclear anxiety”

    • @iv9753
      @iv9753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Play defcon

    • @afonsooliveira4417
      @afonsooliveira4417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean? I always wanted to be desintegrated in a war that I have no takes in just because some rich dickhead couldn't get his way

  • @generallyupsetfetus
    @generallyupsetfetus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Yes, Turtle existential crisis man, I do want to build a Nuclear Weapon.
    Edit : It appears as though, in recent times, this video has become MUCH more prominent.

    • @TapDat52K
      @TapDat52K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously. A handheld Nuclear Sniper Rifle would be sick. Or giant nuclear powered Gundam. :O

    • @Cam-ej1cu
      @Cam-ej1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      News caster: This just in, Florida man blows himself and all of Miami to smithereens

    • @Evan_Bell
      @Evan_Bell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TapDat52K What do you imagine when you say nuclear sniper rifle?

    • @Evan_Bell
      @Evan_Bell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know how. Want a hand?

    • @generallyupsetfetus
      @generallyupsetfetus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cam-ej1cu *How did you find out I live in Florida-*

  • @alexander191297
    @alexander191297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

  • @qwertystudios3815
    @qwertystudios3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    Quite interesting. Last few times I’ve tried this I’ve failed terribly. Thanks for this new information :D

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Remember to use lithium-6 for the second stage or it won't work

    • @qwertystudios3815
      @qwertystudios3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Misha-dr9rh Ah. Right. That’s where I kept going wrong.

    • @luckas221a
      @luckas221a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      how is this at the top w 53 likes

    • @PapiCthulu2
      @PapiCthulu2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How is Iran nowadays?

    • @rakinuluk3740
      @rakinuluk3740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PapiCthulu2 we doing well buddy , how u?

  • @rodrigomontoya8653
    @rodrigomontoya8653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    as kids: "its all fun and games until someone loses an eye"
    as adults: "its all fun and games until someone decimates an entire city with a fucking nuke"

    • @kriptonite981
      @kriptonite981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then it's hilarious

    • @MTG_Music
      @MTG_Music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/cursedcomments

    • @monkeypruductions1113
      @monkeypruductions1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Decimating a city wouldn't be that bad its happen a whole lot already I think you used the word wrong

  • @nielalija5917
    @nielalija5917 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I Love how the words „slightly“ and “maybe” are used

  • @scratchharry
    @scratchharry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    nicely timed for Oppenheimer

  • @zookkee1189
    @zookkee1189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    "Luckily, Henry Kissinger stepped in" was never a sentence I thought I would hear

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i have tremendous hatred for that waste of flesh

    • @kekistanimememan170
      @kekistanimememan170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@TS-jm7jm Henry “Vietnam was pointless so ima subvert every gain America made but I staunchly support all Middle East interventions because that benefits my people” Kissinger.

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kekistanimememan170 oh i dont care about nam or the arab places, i hate him for how he screwed Rhodesia over

    • @hatooneltigani3421
      @hatooneltigani3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TS-jm7jm BrUuUuUh

    • @sosogo4real
      @sosogo4real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TS-jm7jm based.

  • @collinmurphy107
    @collinmurphy107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    "The governments of the world will all almost unanimously agree that this must never happen again"
    Also the governments of the world: lets make more!

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “This will not happen again, but just in case, make hundreds more”

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gary4014 Thousands. Counting Russia and China only.

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HanSolo__ when they first started it would’ve only been in the hundreds

    • @mas9758
      @mas9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HanSolo__ China does not have a lot of nukes compared to USA and Russia

    • @ivanemilov522
      @ivanemilov522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also the governments : let's build nuclear shelters for ourselves, who cares if our tax livestock dies as long the enemy's tax livestock also dies

  • @TheRealJesusChrist888
    @TheRealJesusChrist888 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Secret service ain’t gonna be pleased with this one in the watch history

  • @volcano1979
    @volcano1979 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    and it has to be pointy

  • @persilis
    @persilis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    The entire video is just “You want to build a nuke? Here’s why humans are bad.”

    • @timepineapple5978
      @timepineapple5978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well... is he wrong?

    • @jessebianchi2631
      @jessebianchi2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@timepineapple5978 pretty bad but worse, stupid.

    • @nhae0
      @nhae0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessebianchi2631 now, are we stupid because we are bad or are we bad because we are stupid?

    • @jessebianchi2631
      @jessebianchi2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nhae0 pretty bad but toss stupid in the mix and it gets worse.

    • @jacobostapowicz8188
      @jacobostapowicz8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reiterated knowledge for views

  • @sargis_02
    @sargis_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Exurb1a is like a box if chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get next time

    • @TapDat52K
      @TapDat52K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it’s always easy to enjoy :D

    • @nickrondinelli1402
      @nickrondinelli1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      U mean like his court case and abuse?
      th-cam.com/video/T0rS5LvdFa4/w-d-xo.html

    • @infern0127
      @infern0127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah sometimes u get a piece of shit instead of a chocolate, he needs to man up and adress the allegations the sad alchoholic

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Experiment A for example

    • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
      @Amused_Comfort_Inc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/tfKItkNmHbY/w-d-xo.html

  • @Leave__Over
    @Leave__Over 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    TH-cam searching for this man fr 💀

  • @heleneschlee248
    @heleneschlee248 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "So you're telling me, uranium is used to both used to give electricity, and both to literally explode to destroy one of a kind?"
    "Yea"

    • @I_Am_Kosh
      @I_Am_Kosh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      W Thorium.
      Shitty for going boom, good for electricity.

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "shiny apocalypse cookies"
    That line made my day a lot better

    • @fietae
      @fietae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/tfKItkNmHbY/w-d-xo.html

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fietae The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fietae Do you just just like ctrl f whenever someone say better or good? like this is such a stretchy fam my fucking god, ive understand why your advertising on others one but this one? really? you just really just dont want anyone to enjoy anything he makes huh

  • @diablo55
    @diablo55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    “we found a 23rd century technology in the 20th century”
    honestly that might explain our inability to properly deal with them

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no it doesn't. We can deal with them just fine

    • @topdawgpaps5665
      @topdawgpaps5665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@AverageAlien obviously you missed 4:27 in the video. We cannot handle them. Excuse this poor metaphor but just because I didn't stab you with a knife doesn't mean I'm dealing with it fine. I'm holding it to your neck but it's ok because I haven't cut you yet? Clearly your logic is flawed

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@topdawgpaps5665 your metaphor has no bearing on reality

    • @proger1960
      @proger1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AverageAlien
      *And you have no basic comprehension skills so what’s the dam difference ?*

    • @kahler5207
      @kahler5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is reference to "The End of Eternity", I. Asimov

  • @The_radiodemon.
    @The_radiodemon. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To add to your list of countrys with ''acsess to nukes''
    The netheands has several nuclear warheads from the uss at a airbase near eindhoven.

  • @Voxxyandvalentino
    @Voxxyandvalentino 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My school better count its days....THANKS FOR THE VIDEO! my teacher better count her days too...

  • @AdamIqball
    @AdamIqball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "so you want to build a nuke"
    "a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

    • @atchaaa
      @atchaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You commented twice within a few minutes in hopes of winning the sea of comments. And I respect that. Good luck on your journey

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ferb I know what we are going to do today

    • @em4703
      @em4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder what's his opinion on building a rape machine?

  • @AdamIqball
    @AdamIqball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "So you want to build a nuke"
    "I guess your book sales aren't doing so well"

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice I hope he teaches us how to build more bombs

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bemotivated8443 good pfp