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Shakespeare looked at the moon
Beethoven looked at the moon
Einstein looked at the moon
All of those people are dead
The moon is killing everyone
Dang moon.
You know what
every person that died breathed air.
Conclusion air kills people.
everyone who’s ever drank water or ate food has died
Everyone who has ever made contact with water has died. It’s definitely the water.
If you let your kids near the moon, IT'S MURDER
To the thing with the cat collar:
I'm a vet student and it's sadly not unusual that cats are getting brought to us who strangulated themselves to death with their collar.
Since cats often squeeze themselves trough tiny gaps, fences or vegetation it is very possible for the collar to get tangled up in something. The cats will then panic and hurt or even kill themselves in the process of trying the free themselves.
Collars on cats can be fine but only if they don't need any strenght to be opened or ripped by the cat.
But I would recommend to chip your cat and just don't use collars at all.
xPoemi where i live they require us to have a collar with a tag on it that shows theyre registered :( i got my cat a collar that automatically breaks off though when pressure is against it
We have always just had collars with a weak snap buckle that would break open as soon as there's pressure exercised to it. As a result, our cats always took them off themselves. LoL
Unless the owners buy collars made for dogs, cat collars shouldn't be a problem. Especially the stretch ones are super safe. If you've ever tried to hold a scared cat (I'm vet student too), you know how easily they could escape if their collar allowed for being stretched open even just a tiny bit.
Well I mean my cat is an indoor only cat, so would that still be bad
You mean surgically implant a tracking device into their brain? That's even worse!
Monsters come out of the closet. Pants come from the closet. PANTS ARE EVIL!!!!!
Wicked Amoeba RUN!
brick house you can't. THERE ALL READY EATING YOUR LEGS
If you have a closet as a pantry like I do, eventually you have to come...out...I'm evil!
Monsters come out of the closet. Shirts come out of the closet. SHIRTS ARE EVIL!!1!11!1!!
Wicked Amoeba Gay people also come out of the closet! Pants are gay!!!1!!!
Kid: *gets vaccinated*
Kid: *gets shot in the head*
r/insanepeoplefacebook: yep it was definitely bc of the vaccines!
Have you seen that post where a parent blamed their child getting hit by a car on the "metal" in vaccines, because apparently it made their child "magnetic".
@@spicybiscuit5530 wth lmfaoooo
@@spicybiscuit5530 I... I don't... what?!
He was shot in the head with the vaccine.
Dentist: NO ITS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T FLOSS
6:09 what the actual fuck... When my cat was a kitten, he kept on losing his collars. We bought him at least 15 collars or something. Does... Does this lady live in my neighborhood??
My cat took his off
Cats need a harness not a collar
@@MuttFitness no they don't
tea leaf green If a cat gets out of a collar regularly then possibly
Our cat went through like 10 collars in a month and then we found out that someone who lived behind us was taking them off because they thought someone had put a collar on a stray.
He wasn’t a stray, he just didn’t enjoy washing himself.
people in 1955: "HOLY SHIT VACCINES ARE AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY KIDS NOT TO DIE I'M GONNA WAIT IN LINE FOR AGES TO MAKE SURE MY KIDS GET VACCINATED HURRAY!" (that's the historically accurate version)
Here in Brazil, we almost got in internal war cause people were scared of vaccines in a state in the first time it was available, and the government was trying to push it really hard (not anti-vaccin here, just saying isnt that simply)
Tranquil Downpour true but I don't think that necessarily makes the excitement people (in America) felt about the vaccines of the 1950's any less strong. People really did wait in long long queues for their turn.
Measles parties are literally the same as a measles vaccine, just crude and somewhat less reliable.
And most normal people would still wait in lines. Just as there were skeptics back in the day. Probably much more then nowadays. Just bc the internet makes the loonies more visible doesn't mean they're more numerous...
Vys Erion would they line up round the block like this was the new iPhone or something? no, probably not, but that's what they did in the 50's.
"What if disease is just your body trying to save you?" I dunno? What if unicorns start flying out of my ass and I find out its a portal to another dimension filled with angry frogs in small pants? Both are equally as likely.
Picket Pants i would like to see a dimension beholding small angry frogs wearing tiny pants
I told u bro I told u about the stairs me too man
Picket Pants mom is this you?
Lyle Nelson Shhhh don't tell anyone.
Picket Pants dear god
"Cancer is your body trying to save you" tell this to me, a guy that has skin cancer and bleeds out of back of his head every few hours
Tbh it's probably better to just ignore stupid arguments like this, don't give their proponents the satisfaction of the attention they crave. He's talking rubbish, I hope you can get better soon 😔 I can't imagine what you're going through, but keep fighting 👍
Ikr this irked me so much.
I’m 18 in a month, but my oncologists have said that if I even make it that far it’ll be a miracle. My cancer isn’t trying to save me - it’s the reason I won’t live to see myself turn 18. It’s the reason I won’t get to watch as my baby brother grows up, or see my best friends finally achieve their goals in life.
If that soggy lampshade had cancer, I doubt she’d still feel it’s trying to ‘save’ her.
*OOF*
That girl is a complete fucktard. Ignore that bullshit. You probably hear this all the time, but stay positive. All the best to you.
@Onion Cutter Ninja it doesnt have feels, it makes feels
I'm laughing so hard at the cucumber vinegar post. How dense do you have to be to make an analogy like that and think you sound clever?
"See, you can't put the two liquids together, because then you'll get...just the two liquids combined? Wait, what're we arguing? Some shit with pickles? You put two cucumbers together you just get...two cucumbers? And that's, uh...gay?"
What flavor of Tide Pods would you need to eat to think that's a good idea for a metaphor?
You'd think they'd have clued in to that when they realised that they'd just written "two vinegar things" in an attempt to talk down to people.
They could have used a seatbelt as an example
Jeeves Anthrozaur Every tide pod has two flavors. Check mate.
Who ever heard of a jar with more than one pickle in it?! Madness!
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He the boi who react
Yikes
Attacc** protecc***
nexi nex *attac*
*MERCY*
nexi nex he protecc
He atacc
But most of all,
Pee is stored in the balls
ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ ᶜᵃᶰᵈᶫᵉ⋅
YOU DUMBASS magic
*THATS A SMALL TEXT*
*T H A T ' S A B I G C A N D L E*
-I can do this-
holie Hecc
1969: Humans Walk On The Moon
2018: *"tHe MoOn lAnDINg wAs FAked!!!"*
2032: *you believe in the moon??*
It's funny because you think the fake moon landing theory spawned in 2018
God forbid
revision to this:
2019: normal people: "haha, the moon is fake lol"
crazy people: "It is!!"
2019 was really when the convergence of peoples jokes an crazy peoples beliefs converged.
*Cough cough
Jacksfilms
Mr. Miacis he wasn’t lying
1955
*uses picture of woman dressed in 1920/1930 fashion*
Lol k
Roronoa Jolien I was wonder that why did that lady look like something from the 1920s
Roronoa kk logic
Maybe she likes to wear...vintage things? maybe?
Olivia Animations The Dead from Polio look was quite fashionable in those days
It's cuz antivaxers travel backwards in time, as made obvious by the fact that they deny basic science
I am soooo grateful that in Australia, no unvaccinated child is allowed to go to daycare, kindergarten, primary school etc.. UNTIL the parent has medical certification that the child/rens have been vaccinated!!!
Aussie 1968 that’s not true, I live in Australia and I went to daycare and I wasn’t vaccinated
Squid Spike Private Daycare? Or pre kindergarten school linked Daycare?
Squid Spike I would be curious to know how long ago was it that you went to daycare? (Had a huge long winded explanation which I deleted as I then found my daycare requirement forms, so thought this would be easier:
The Public Health Act 2010 contains requirements for child care facilities (early childhood education and care centres), which include that directors of child care facilities are to be provided with a "vaccination certificate on enrolment of each child". Parliament has passed a Bill to amend the Public Health Act, including amendments to the section on responsibilities of child care facilities....
So no, I am not wrong...
@@davidlennyman444 It was not my intention to be disrespectful...
But ummm why would I reply with a "F"?? What does that mean?
@@davidlennyman444 ohhh got it!
..... damn I am sooo old lol!
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly....
He angry reacc
as someone who's both heterosexual and religious, the cringe of those anti-gay sites is so much worse when I think I could have ended up like that in an alternate universe
If your religious then you have to be heterosexual...
not true tho. there are religions that don't highlight heterosexuality as the norm.
@@wizzy5702 lol I'm gay and religious.
Neat! I'm still questioning but also kinda religious (not Christian tho). Too bad in where I am because homophobia and transphobia is pretty rampant
@@risingfalcon the entire ancient greek pantheon is a good example of this.
They're mixing up chicken pox and measles. You don't give your child measles unless you want to play the brain damage roulette.
Destructocorps That’s my favorite game
Isn't Russian Roulette also Brain Damage Roulette? I mean, 7.62x38mmR thru your cranium isn't safe, I guess...
Kayraa2 That's why I only use the top quality .500 Magnum pistols to prevent brain damage
Destructocorps Let's expose our children to chicken pox, so that when they're 60, they'll get shingles! Having burning, rashy skin is so much better than those autism-causing vaccines! /s
RalphInRalphWorld You can't be vaccinated against chicken pox, which is one reason some people think it's a good idea to spread it, the fact that chicken pox can be lethal to adults is another reason, it's a type of herpes though, so you don't develop an immunity like people think, you just carry it for life, as you said, although often without symptoms. There's no modern technology that can cure or vaccinate against any herpes, as antivirals and the immune system can't reach the last traces in the spinal fluid from which it can multiply endlessly, it's a pretty depressing thing to be honest. Although shingles suck they're not half as bad as low functioning autism.
3:53 THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS:
GAY AND SOLDIER
Shrexual Tension Your username is a gift.
Shrexual Tension this is gay soldier erasure
*kas :* Gay soldier is known as "trans" thank you very much.
Smart Alec well in the metaphor it would be bigender sooo
Steer and queer
*ANGERY* reacc
Only one of them
Hello sir, yes may I have 1 angry reacc pls.
Top 10 angery anime characters
enjeri reeeackshun
IMV _ I
"Magnets aren't people"
That should be a t-shirt
"People aren't magnets but you sure are repulsive"
Legit
I'd buy that
If you get jealous over a pet getting attention then you have reached a new low.
Dread Wolf Lord of Yami r/nicegirls
How interesting lets see how far I can get this.
Also i'm not a girl btw.
You're a guy? Damnit!
You can't be at a new low if you've never been at a high though?
thank you for sacrificing ur sleep for the slazhoes, Slazo.
SLAZHOES
S L A Z H O E S
Wingardium Leviosa even he said that he prefers Slazhoes
nice pfp !
Slazo Suckers 4 life
In a choice between me and his cat, my boyfriend would chose the cat. I respect that.
MissCaraMint in any "its either me or x" guys choose the "x". You REALLY dont want to date someone that posessive and controlling...
who wouldn’t pick a cat? (a non cat obsessed person but lets ignore that) cats are fab.
I would never trust my husband if I didn't knew that between me and the dogs, he'd choose the dogs. So do I. I come and say "get rid of it/them" and you go YES MA'AM? You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
@@sanghelian uhm WUT?
@@roblux4880 does it make a difference to say im drunk off my ass atm?
2:00 A tip for those who seek to push unpopular opinions into masses:
MAYBE don't start off your argument with a Hitler quote. Just a thought.
I mean he was kind of wise though, don't get me wrong he's dirt under my shoe but he did write one of the most popular books and he did go to art school
@@emptywindexbottle97 Didn't he fail art school?
Dr. Bright well yes but it still means he was very keen on art and wanted to paint for a living
@@emptywindexbottle97 okey...
@@DrBrightIsBack just sayin...
damn that water is clean
jkry.z
*not this again*
Boy that comment is clean
Real clean shit
shit is not clean
*DAMN THAT WATER LOOKS CLEAN*
Good thing that I fucking hate pickles then :^)
Northflower Same fellow gay
Northflower wow so tru 100 like
Do you hate pickles, or just the cucumber?
What the hell are you doing here? O;
Eh, picky eaters.
"You can only make pickles with vinager"
And then what happens
They both turn salty
i cant think of a creative name ugphpdotz you can make pickles in brine that whole thing made no sense ... Nice name btw
Gabriel Reid. Yeah...but ya can also just use vinegar. Brine and vinegar are pretty similar too.
...
Hi! Welcome to the joke!
3:18 The logic is absolutely amazing lmao
“Periods come from the uterus, but SO DO BABIES”
“Jam comes out of a jar, BUT SO DOES PEANUT BUTTER”
“Light comes out of a fire, BUT SO DOES HEAT”
:)))
replaying that 'thank you' at 6:23
shy shy shy, bitches * 6:24
Star vs. The Outside 'thank you'
Muh ovaries
Someone make a gif out of 6:23 to 6:25
Oh wait it's not 2003 anymore.
Nice Jeongyun pfp
ADHD is your body trying to focus
spooky cringe lord Asperger’s is your mind trying to help you socialize.
spooky cringe lord
Depression is your body trying to be happy
spooky cringe lord Anxiety is your body trying to clam down
Schizophrenia is your body helping you to distinguish reality from fiction
AIDS is your body trying to get you laid
Y’all my mental disorder is trying to make me smarter. Anxiety is my survival skill! 😂
@@fressejetzt840 r/woooosh?
Kaka Akak r/woooosh
@@fressejetzt840 *wasn't
Kaka Akak ?????? they’re joking yknow
@@tsundor1 you don't get it this guy is obviously an emo. The thing is he thinks he's funny by talking about anxiety and depression like it's some sort of joke.
Wtf why is he petting the cat. He should be petting me.
Petting a certain part of me ;) ehehe
His eye-bags are his most iconic aspect
valentin acosta Then you havnt seen mine
WOOSH
Go to hakoom's channel, his eye bags are on another level
They’re nothing compared to me and my friends.
That's just the tip of the iceberg
*ABOPRTION*
That anti gay thing seems like parody or, worse, deliberately made to make a strawman. No way a real one would use a quote by Hitler.
You know, I really hope you're right about that.
Brutus the Bear if you look at the context, the quote from Hitler serves to compare scientists who say being gay isn’t a choice to Hitler.
Yes they’re that dumb.
It’s a satire page.
You'd be surprised how many people are cool with Hitler quotes when they support their opinions
Al Funcoot Being cool with and putting on your front page are two seperate things.
It makes me really disappointed that fricken *Kat Von Dee* (sp?) is an anti-vaxer. She's about to have a baby soon, and she's very open about the fact that she will NEVER VACCINATE HER KID. You can check her Instagram, and the pics' comments are filled with the same mindset.
She's not giving her child a chance to live a full life, because her beliefs are more important.
That’s depressing
Preach
im not very good at overwatch Veganism is supported as completely healthy for all life stages by the American Dietetics Association, if done correctly there is absolutely no concern over babies/children’s health. Therefore I have no issue with her raising her child on a plant-based diet. However, when someone chooses not to vaccinate their child, they are KNOWINGLY exposing their children to a whole host of horrible and deathly diseases which vaccinations are proven to basically completely eradicate one’s chance of getting. I think that is just horrible, and a risk I personally would not want to take
im not very good at overwatch Totally :) me too
Wait what? I know shes been a little off her rocker since the whole Jeffree thing but...wow that makes me not want to support her lol
I dated a dude who was jealous of my cat, George. We broke up when I got another one lmao
Good u do not deserve humans in your live
Despacito
midget_beatles another cat or dude?
midget_beatles probably cuz of vaccines
And oh my god, that girl vs cat problem...
You have to be a terrible person to think about suggesting your loved one that they should get rid of their animal best friend.
The guy should get rid of this stupid girl
Little Wendigo I know right? Like the bitch is jealous of a freakin cat!
Purrecious Tabby
Well
I hope the cat did not feel offended by being treated on the same level with that girl
Yeah my guy would keep the cat
I would dump her and adopt another cat.
Dump her and collect a cat with her name to replace her
I *knew* Mike and Sully were gay.
Stella Blue Who didn't?
But Mike had a girlfriend. He’s obviously bi.
TigerMunchy, So Sully is a bear? A power top? Power bottom? Pillow biter?
I’ve had 16 vaccines 🤔 I must be immortal.
I’ve had 0 please send help
Phoenix Mcsoundel L
Rust Ruscito L
More like autistic
damn....that may actually be too many...sorry...i dont know any person who has had more than 7..me serious...
Never try and stick your cucumber in a RAM hole. It doesn't end well.
Luke Reid but it sounded exactly like what it was made for!
You need to pour vinegar in the ram hole before you stick the cucumbers in
Worked fine for me.
Why would say that though
But never leave the ram hole, cucumber, and jar of vinegar in a closet. Dangerous things come out of the closet.
The one at 10:10 is even funnier when you realize their privacy is set so only people they're already friends with can see that post
Ready to get my aborption
As someone who survived cancer, the cancer post offended me so bad i started to cry out of anger. Let someone say this to/near/in the vicinity of me i would need to be bailed out of jail.
BeccaUveges I am so sorry. Do you want a hug?
My mom lost the fight against cancer yesterday..
@@diogoferreira6494 LOL OMG LMFAO ONGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kaitlynism what the fuck is wrong with you?
@@kaitlynism you actual hole your parents failed to raise you and you're a disgrace to creations.
You forgot the most actually insane thing ever on that sub:
(Read with caution)
There was a literal psychopath in the making who tried to replicate that rat-exo-skeleton from the Pickle Rick episode from Rick&Morty. Apparently rats weren't stable enough for him, so he went out to hunt a racoon and used its parts instead. He then put a pickle with a drawn on face in the middle of the mangled carcass, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. And he said he left it in his room for a couple of weeks to marvel at what he had created. Absolutely horrific...
*I M P I C K L E R I C K*
You just don't understand enough theoretical physics to grasp his genius, you buffoon.
Heino Kunzelmann Idk, sounds like a fun little project to me
sauce
That wasn’t horrific that was science
But some people don’t like pickles so they just eat plain cucumbers
And in that case 2 cucumbers would be perfect.
Heathens!
And some people don't like cucumbers and would rather just have vinager
Yeah and I love to just drink vinegar so all is O.K! 😂🏳️🌈
@@freyacollins4220 oh goodness no that's horrible! You need to rethink your life. Raw vinegar!!???
'When I see a cat with a collar I always take it off' I'm sorry what. You're admitting to picking up someone's cat, taking off its collar and throwing it away, a collar which someone else has paid for and which also might be a flea collar or one to help them get through their catflap and you think that's a good thing. I don't bother putting collars on my cats anymore because they lose them on their own, they don't need anyone's help to remove them trust me and if I found out that was why the cat came back without his collar I'd be fucking furious.
And that idiot girlfriend jealous over a cat, its a cat. Cats are cute and fluffy and the guy had lived with the cat for several years. Of course he's going to be affectionate towards it. And no he's not going to get rid of it because you asked him to.
The internet is a scary place but at least its a place where complete morons admit to crimes thinking they can get away with it because its Facebook
yeah like, in most cases the collar is needed. Such as a flee collar like you mentioned or if an indoor cat escapes, the owner most likely has their number or address on it so the cat can be returned
Collars also have those little tags that say if a cat has been given its shots so they don’t make it sick with another one.
I think cats should have to have collars and be registered by law, same as dogs do here. We have a huge feral cat problem thats decimating native wildlife yet authorities can't do anything because "what if the cats they're picking up are someone's pets?"
The only reason anyone should take a collar of an animal is if its a known stray. Yes, they usually can take them off by themselves, but most times with cats, it gets caught on something and they are hung or choked to death from their collar. I believe if you have an outdoor cat, its best to get them Microchipped instead of having a collar on them, so its safer on their exploration half. But. I do agree with you that it is a dick move to just pick up a healthy cat and be like "there you go, Mr.Whiskers, now you're free!"
"Cancer is your body trying to save you."
About that... * Cough that sounds kinda like "My grandpa died of cancer"*
Flatheads, we must put our differences aside to defeat a new enemy.
My father died when I was three years old. According to the post, I guess I need to do my own research and come to the conclusion that all these mutated cells inside his body were actually trying to save him.
WE MUST STAND UP AND FIGHT!
I guess my bone cancer because of which I'll need to have my lower leg amputated is trying to save me from.... Having all my limbs? I feel saved.
WE NEED LIMBS.
I’m sorry
The guy with the jealous girlfriend needs to get rid of her, the cat's worth it.
Fuzbrain YES
Cancer is mutated cells that have not been taken care of by apoptosis. When someone is talking about furthering their research and opening their minds, they first need to do their own research.
The first person who says diseases saves you irl to me, is getting drop kicked
Good job.
Diseases saves you irl
@@VladLad the blessed rains down there will hopefully cure them
Probably need a hundred men or more to help
Mega Rayquaza IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TOTO REFERENCE?
Polio is your body trying to help you move lol
Some of these have to be trolls...
De Jota idk, people are pretty stupid
I really hope so. These people are breeding.
This day did not start off good!
The straight pride shit is probably a joke
De Jota or facebook user are dumb
If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
Case closed.
“Cancer is your body trying to save you”
From what? The pain of living in this horrible plane of existence?
1:27 Back when I was a kid my parents were litterally trying to find people we knew that chicken pox so that we could get it over with--
I think I get it; they wanted the disease so they could survive it and then next time it happens they won't suffer as much/have a lower chance of getting it through normal social interaction. They were training their immune systems against it like vaccines do except the way they did it was more risky cause the virus was alive when they did it
Wait, is your profile pic nadeshiko from shugo chara?
That's why my mom stuck me with my chicken pox riddled cousin...
My family did that too.lol Cousin got chicken pox? Awesome, let's get your pox out of the way at a convenient time for mama.lol
@@mannequia8294 yeah, idk about measles, but as far as chicken pox once you have it you're done, you won't have it again. But you may get shingles during adulthood. Chicken pox is supposedly easier on children than teens and adults because little kids just aren't as frustrated by the itchiness as teens and adults.
9:49 As a vegan, I sincerely apologize for this.
AlexCrew we forgive you
6:24 my reaction to you making this video
Agreed
TIL the hundreds of hours I've spent on video games weren't because I enjoy them and instead were meant to trick men into the friendzone
Genevieve17 I used to know a guy who was completely convinced that we had bones in our boobs like little mountains covered in skin so your comment could not be more accurate. Its just baffling... I read a lot of sci-fi (among other things) but apparently women can't like sci-fi so I guess that's hundreds more hours I've been curled up at home trying to lure the menfolk in... Nope, women can't possibly like anything but dick and the acquisition of said dick
Oh come on everyone knows that women only play videogmes to trick men into having sex with them just to sue them for rape
The Burning fire nah were luring them in so we can ship their dicks off with out vagina dentata
Don't tell anyone, but we're all just sirens in disguise, luring in men with our "hobbies" so that we can pull them into the ocean and eat them. Why do you think so many women like taking walks on the beach?
Linlupin Are we sirens or are we selkies? I personally would prefer to be known as a seductive seal lady. Alternately, we could all be Kelpies, disguising ourselves as desirable women so they walk up, try to touch us without permission, get stuck and are dragged into the river by us large, sticky horses.
What if the north side of one magnet and the south side of another magnet repelled each other?
*B R E A K I N G N E W S: G A Y C O U P L E S R I S E T O 1 0 0 P E R C E N T*
If the end goal is a pickle, yes you would need a cucumber and vinegar. However, cucumbers and vinegar have many more uses than combining to make pickles. Alternatively, if you don't like cucumbers, vinegar, or pickles, or are just not feeling like having them in the moment, you may abstain.
If the end goal is childbirth, yes you would need a male reproductive system and a female reproductive system. However, they each have many more uses than making children. Alternatively, if you don't like male reproductive systems, female reproductive systems, or children, or are just not feeling like having them in the moment, you may abstain.
By the way, "You need another stick of ram, that's why there's two ram holes" has gotta be the greatest innuendo I've ever read.
elephystry Don’t forget technology has advanced to the point that a fetus can be created with two eggs.
Basically Christianity is likely to have another giant schism in the next few decades.
@@metademetra but you still need sperm with the 2 eggs right? Is that the 3 person baby stuff I've been hearing about?
@@simongregory9453 Nope, you just use the eggs. Baby will always be a girl.
To be fair, the reproductive system has very little use outside of reproduction.
elephystry also you can buy pickles from someone else so you don’t even need to make your own
Aborption clinic
...
Wow
W o w
Borp
*_For unexpected parenthood_*
Hey I found another Eddsworld fan
#cleanwatergang
Why do I feel the uncontrollable urge to send that person a friend request on Facebook.
To piss them off. Because what that guy needs is 1000+ friend requests JUST be cause he told people not to.
Serves him right
We could claim we didn't see their post about it since they put the Privacy setting to Friends Only.
DO IT
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josh m I was extremely confused, then got to that part of the video right after reading the comment
Nah Im pretty sure I think cancer is bad after seeing my mom break down screaming and crying after learning about my grandma(her mom) had died of cancer without getting the chance to say bye because she lives hundreds of miles away from her.
Logic is dead now
『NC 猫』 R.I.P common logic
First,our language went away,and replaced by a hollow shell of it’s former self.
Now,our common knowledge is fading away,with the rise anti-Vaxxers and third way feminists
Soon,what will remain will be a boiling pot of lies and propaganda to feed to what remains of the educated world
Never
Almost 100 percent Hetersexuals Inspiring Pride is a joke. That Hitler thing was pretty clear it's satire
DANtheMANofSIPA your profile pic is hitter
'hitter'
DANtheMANofSIPA I think I read an article of someone joining one of those “heterosexual pride” groups, and some are actually serious.
Bloof the Poof Well yeah, there's always that one guy joining a satire group not knowing it's a joke.
Anyone else get frustrated watching this?
These people make me ashamed to be religious
I’m ashamed of people
Same dude.
These people make me ashemed of being people
Let's give it up for the people who play games and don't go to ABORPTION clinics.
Mr. Spoops gamers rise up
Lel
Abortion*
Yung Water whoosh, did u even watch the video????
@@ohno-cz6jb no shit fucker, its called a joke
Wow that sleep is deprived
Laud Gray which one?
I'm just..... Gonna..... Hit my head on the wall...... Repeatedly
Well, yes. People back then did try to give their kids measles and chicken pox early, as it'd be easier than an older kid getting sick. But they also all died before 60
The downsides to free speech
6:23 when my friends give me food without me having to ask
Better title: "Stupid Conspiracy Theorists & More"
About the measles thing! Yes they did actually, as before vaccinations became as widespread as they are now, infectious disease was seen as something that most people would have to face and by the 50s people knew if you had it once you aren't gonna get it again. It was however, risky, and if only there was someway we could protect people against disease without them actually having to risk their lives... hmmmmm.....
Hmmmmmmmmm 🤔 If only.
what if that big candle was a clever way to get rid of a body or something
I‘m just...mind blown
It looked like a pile of flesh in some horror movie/game
Isn't coming out of the closet just a word for coming out as homosexuel, they do not literally step in and out because they have changed. I sometimes need to walk all bit in to get some clothes that is in the back, now do I become homosexuel?
I think I have spent to long wrighting this..
ZaapRay nah you didn’t spend too long and you make a good point
I am not a bot I’m a real boy, thank you for the correction but you understud what I wanted to comment upon so I don't feel like corrections are needed unless you don't understand the meaning of it.
*can i have some measles*
How much is a pound
@@chaosegoldfarb6244 a pound for a pound
(old man voice)
*SHaarRon* where'da ya put my MEASLES
@@bubblegum3388 But... But...
*tRiGeRreD*
I find the fact that people get jealous of animals hilarious. My friend broke off a really long relationship a few months ago because her boyfriend was jealous of how much time she spent with her horse. She also confronted him about his cheating and he said ‘if you didn’t love the horse more, I wouldn’t have to cheat.’
So happy she dumped his ass.
The heteropride slides are just horrible Xp
When I see someone with an inhaler, I threw it on the ground and stomp it, I did this since childhood
I wouldn’t put that behind you considering your profile pic
Kyle Maddalena they always do this funny dance on the floor where they grab their chest and throat
@@prestondanner5037 😂😂
"Personally, I think he is way too affectionate [towards his cat]."
Me, laying down next to my cat with my phone propped up so we can watch the video together:
:(
_r a m h o l e_
2:28 unless i'm missing something, what's stopping you from buying pickles from a store
I have been cremating my pets wrong this entire time
7:10
“What’s that, you got tuberculosis?”
Arthur Morgan does.
Yeah because my diabetes sure is saving me
BłueSky Same lmao. When I passed out on the floor last week I was being saved
I'm diabetic too. u.u so according to that person my pancreas stopped producing insulin as a way to stabilize my blood sugars?
Estrella Nathali Gutierrez obviously
now i want aids so i can become mr health
When your body stops producing insulin so it can save you amirite?
I always thought cancer was mutant cells growing out of control.
So um, what happens to people who were not vaccinated and died? What then huh?
Cannibal Girl the real question is what if you were vaccinated and you never died?
God’s plan.
*Y O U A R E T O O D A N G E R O U S T O B E K E P T A L I V E*
Well... They weren’t lying when they said big candle
Slazo m'lad. Sleep is for the weak.
Dominik Herok sleep is for a week
I need to work on getting STDs to be more healthy.
Thats some c l e a n water
3:16 NO, I CAME OUT OF THE PANTRY!
HELL YEAH!
I came out of asymmetry cuz IM AN ASEXUAL
*T H A T ' S A B I G C A N D L E*
I remember that 15 year old candle from r/delusionalartists video! :D *I have no life save me*
AZ_Cabbage honestly if someone’s a candle maker (as a hobby) $200 for that much wax isn’t that bad but it’s probably different kinds of wax and wouldn’t melt down into candles 😂
Dark undertones
Okay I'm not one for heterosexual guilt but after that website I think I want to be gay
A Fidget Spinner hey, how you doin 😉
The straight pride ones were pretty funny. I wont lie. 😂