Wellington Donizette lol sorry I don't mean to be racist or profile or anything but did anyone else think this was much funnier because of the name of the commenter
A conversation with my child when he was just an egg cell Son: Slazo is pretty neat. I'd probably click a vid if it came in my recommended. Me: *speechless*
How conversation with 2 year olds actually happen 2yo-snacks fish Me- we don’t have any fish. Do you want Cheerios or fruit? 2yo-no fish Me-we don’t have fish 2yo-yes fish Me-show me what you want *takes her to the pantry* 2yo-*pulls out goldfish crackers I forgot I bought yesterday* FISH mommy FISH
Today my 3 years old niece got driven home from daycare and noticed me watching Slazo She: Uncle, what this? Me: Well, it's just a funny video, why? She: This abhorrent human being dares to insult us babies implying in a comedic form that we're naturally unable to percieve the outside world and judge it objectively enough for our opinions to be reckoned with! Me: [speechless] And then the whole bus clapped. #babiesarehumanstoo #respectfetusesopinions #slazoisboring #proudunclemoment #thathappened
Ok but one question? How can she/he learn about all of this? I mean, it would take at least 4 months of practice to learn basic human language, so if an eight month old baby where to even have the knowledge to say it, that would take years of university level studying !
Angry Kirbys yes, but that still would not be enough time to remember all the complicated words and the meaning of what slazo was saying. She/he would be more likely to say “MINE” and try grab the phone
I was in my local grocery store when the bananas had gone out of stock. Before I could complain to the clerk about this blatant injustice, my 1-week year old fetus made a lengthy monologue regarding the woes of the service industry, and how the masses are being fed GMO and pesticide-ridden produce. "You are nothing but a pawn" my fetus said to the clerk, "and the Lord shalt have thine head for thine transgressions!" I was speechless and shaking with fear and pride. As the tears dripped down my face as my woke and unborn child spoke with a wise mind well beyond its years, the clerk could do nothing but stand there, his mouth agape, like the spineless fool he was. Then everyone clapped.
I know a girl who is my age (16-17) and when I met her last year she legitimately thought that the sun got switched off at night. When we told her it wasn't she was surprised. *Surprised.* We aren't sure if she was acting or not but. She was one of those really short petite pretty girls who thought Justin Bieber was a god in 2017 so. Probably not acting. Which is pretty sad. My point is that if a 17 year old thought the sun got switched on and off at night can we really afford to believe that there are children under 5 preaching about political corruption and the flat earth.
My nephew's grandpa's brother's son's child's sex toy just told me about something I never thought existed. He told me, "You're are mumther contract the super very homosmexual." He's only a fetus.
My 6 y o just asked what antidisebstablishmentarienism was and her younger sister said "Antidisestablishmentarianism is a political position that originated in 19th century Britain. The position opposed proposals at that time to remove the Anglican Church's status as the established church of England, Ireland and Wales, but not in Scotland, which had and still has its own separate national church" My youngest daughter hasn't even been conceived yet I'm shaking proud mum mind=blown
pee is stored in the ear smh, my cousin who hasn’t been conceived yet agrees too, the spirit of his soul said “urine is stored in the hearing organ located in the head”
My 6 day old son and I were out in the back yard and he look up at the night sky and said “daddy we live in a tiny universe in a smaller galaxy in an even smaller world, daddy your life is meaningless.” Now that was either the mushrooms talking or he’s woke as fuck. Either way mind blown. 🤯
My four week old niece and I️ had a conversation about the geopolitical climate within our nation to which she responded, “hit that mf like button lmao 😩💦” so proud of her. That nieces name? Timmy thicc.
My four day old son asked me about the death of Maximilien Robespierre. I was speechless. Then he picked up his crayola markers and recreated Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch' on the living room wall. Again, I was speechless. Later that evening I walked in on him alone in bed, watching Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis' and he then began to ask me about the Weimar republic and events such as the Beer Hall putsch and the role of the Gestapo. Once again, I was speechless.
when they use niece instead of son it's just to be different and so they don't fit into a stereotype, so they sound more believable, come on people, my -1000 year old niece knows this!!
I was so *W O K E* I started gambling and selling bakugon in an underground system that was unknown to anyone unless you saw us in the middle of the playground.
I am sure that story was mocking all of those other stories, saying impossible things. Remember the people who write those stories seriously are the type of people who would definitely have found a way to kill the baby because the woman is the one who decides over the life or death of the baby because it is in "her" body.
My fetus just started reciting war and peace via Morse code through my wife’s womb, but every antagonists name was replaced with Round earther and all protagonists had the prefix “The vax free”
I was a pretty smart kid, but my mom would blow it out of proportion. I found a picture from when i was 3 labeled "Noah is such a genius", and i was "reading" cosmos by Carl Sagan. I probably wasn't reading it lol, I was probably looking at the pictures of outer space since outer space has always fascinated me. Her Facebook is full of it too, I found one from like 11th grade saying I was the smartest kid on Earth for getting the highest asvab score in my school. It's impressive I guess, but it's just one test from one school, doesn't make me a genius. I guess I'm a little smarter than the average person, at least the average person in my area, but I don't think I'm a genius or anyone too special
When I was four I overheard my mom watching a documentary about an old woman. Somehow this made me realize my own mortality. I couldn’t sleep for weeks.
Shiny Luvdisc I saw a documentary about the solarsystem, and was realy scared about the bit where the guy said the sun would expand and burn up the earth. I was to young to grasp the consept that that wouldn’t happen for like billions of year.
I stg none of these people claiming their kids said something have never been around young kids. I live with a 3 year old and 6 year old (my half brother and half sister) and my mom runs a daycare from home. I spend a lot of time around kids. NO 2 YEAR OLD KNOWS ABOUT GAS CHAMBERS! My brother is 3 and he's just barely constructing coherent sentences! Kids don't talk like that!
Vanessa Carlson well yeah, at 4 most kids can talk. My brother is 3 and he can hold a conversation. Usually about trucks. He loves his trucks. And the Cars movies. Lighting McQueen is like his idol right now. But most 4 year olds don't use big words or super complex grammar. They're kind of stumbling and sometimes pause to think about their words. But uh, I don't think a 4 year old would be able to have a conversation about politics or the Holocaust. And if they were able to, I don't think they'd have a full grasp on just what it all means. But that's sweet that the kid you know is good at conversations. Good skill to have, being able to talk comfortably to others.
Pekka Rastas they thought it when I was a child but most people ignored it and their repeated attempts to improve my hand writing gave me permanent nerve damage I’m my dominant hand to the point I con only really write with a computer for anything that takes more than a minute
I went to a Barnes and Noble and my girlfriends 2 month old fetus saw a book about a Bible and said "How dare they spread propaganda about a false god, this is an insult to our true lord Shrek" Mind= Blown
8:48 “slaying” - what 7 year old writes like this - I mean both in penmanship and the actual words on the paper. It’s clearly an adult woman’s handwriting let alone the word choices.
Flat Earth Society has debunked themselves in a Twitter thread. Elon Musk: Why is there no Flat Mars Society? Flat Earth: Years of scientific evidence have proven that Mars is round. (May not be exactly quoted, you can't trust me to remember these things word-for-word)
When I was 2 and up until I was 4 I didn’t know what a compromise was, and this is what I did sometimes: My dad sometimes came home with candy and I’d ask for 3 and he’d say “no, that’s too much, let’s compromise; how about 2 candies?” I’d say “no, 3.” And he’d say “how about 2?” And then I’d raise the bet and say “no, 4.” And I’d do that until he’d give me the candies. I did that at parties and people always laughed and I got the candy.
My son who is only a fetus said "Daddy... Shouldn't r/WokeKids be in r/ThatHappened?" I was absolutely speechless and everyone stood up and started to clap
Bespeon they put vaccines in the chemtrails to keep the knowledge of the flat earth from us so we can continue being slaves to the illuminati that hates us do much they manufactured the war in Iraq by causing 9/11 after successfully assassinating JFK to continue the war in Vietnam!
Me: How was your day son? My son: I have heard many things throughout my life that have struck me as truly remarkable, but perhaps none has been more humbling than the first time I truly grasped the size of the universe. I was perusing youtube when I came upon a video claiming to show the “scale of the universe” by placing objects of increasing size next to each other, going from a theoretical string all the way up to the observable universe. The video started out fairly normal, but I quickly found myself completely encapsulated when I was shown how large a single atom was in comparison to the supposed string. These relationships continued throughout the video, comparing our Earth to our Sun, our Sun to Betelgeuse, a star to a galaxy, a galaxy to a supercluster, and a supercluster to the universe. I found myself, as the video closed, completely humbled and in awe of the sheer size of the world we live in and our place in it. I find myself further humbled by the fact that, despite the vast quantity of atoms that can fit within a single grain of salt (about 10^18), there are only an estimated 10^80 atoms in the entire universe. It would seem that the size of our universe in incomprehensible both visually and quantitatively, it simply cannot be rationalized by the human mind. Ultimately this leads me to one simple conclusion, humanity is insignificant, and our existence is nothing more than a cosmic hiccough, brought on by sheer chance and dumb luck, if luck could even be considered to exist. With this in mind, I find myself answering the question that humanity has held since the day we were first able to contemplate our own existence. The question of “What is the meaning of life?” has but one simple answer: there is none. No single entity can define what purpose there is in the existence of life. Religion and science are equally futile in their attempts to explain where we came from or what we are, because in the end there will never be an answer. This is my true belief. We are just a collection of cells walking around on a moderately sized rock orbiting a slightly above average star in a slightly above average galaxy. Our existence may be an instance of extreme luck, but the entire universe as it is right now is the result of one outcome among an almost infinite amount. It would be just as silly to claim that the lack of life on Mars is a miracle as it would be to claim that our own existence is a miracle just as you are equally likely to get any other combination of five cards while playing poker as your are to get a royal flush. Ultimately, humanity spends too much time dwelling on the past and ignoring the present, if life is truly as special as we make it out to be, then it makes more sense for us to cherish it and work to preserve it than waste our resources trying to figure out how we came to be when ultimately the answer does not exist. Humanity’s greatest trait is also its greatest flaw, that of curiosity, as we were gifted with the ability to learn about the world around us but wasted much of our own history wondering more about how we came to be than what we can become.
2:06 What actually happened. A flat earther went into a toy store. Baby points to globe and says "DAA!". Flat Earther, being the logical creature it is "OMG my child gets it, the globe conspiracy starts at childhood, with propoganda aimed at the most vunerable!!!!!!1
A Slazo video, delivered in asterisks: *talks about school* *explains content-making decisions and process* *explains internet trends for the uninitiated* *promises an "XD"* *well-timed, well-delivered, funny original content* *close up of him drinking water* *reads in Lilo and Stitch voice* *stops to fix hair* *suggests he'd go gay for the creepiest dude he can find* *stupid placeholder for swear word* *subtle meme insertion* *pretends to cry* *elongated break to talk to mom* *complains about heat in Australia* *gets really genuine about thanking patrons* *exaggerated single wave* 🎶 not too late my friend 🎶 How does this precious cinnamon roll not have more subs??
8:25 My Mum told me I was kicked out of a joint daycare/preschool because I tried to rally the kids to not nap when I was 4 or so. I never napped as a child (never for very long), so I guess I was confused as to why they were "forcing" other kids to nap, not realizing that not all kids are like me and actually need to lie down to recharge their batteries. Where did I get that energy as a kid, I can barely stay awake after 8 hours of sleep... That is the story my family swears by, and what would they gain by lying to me lol
U should feel uncomfortable. And ashamed. Wtf is wrong with you? Btw this is Jeff from the gas station you met 2 months ago. You still haven't accepted my friends request on snapchat
Fuck! This meme has been stuck in my head for like a week and I've been commenting it on every video and for the first time it makes sense to comment it and i didn't even think about it. gg wp
My unborn child: "did you know that human life is futile and that once we die our souls just dissipate Into Thin Air, eliminating what we previously were and that we become food for the worms and bacteria of the Earth." Me: "wow."
Honestly what even was the point of the one about the baby holding abortion pills? What is the intended lesson here? Why in God's name would nurses beat a newborn? How did this child get abortion pills inside the womb? So many questions. I guess we'll never know...
When a baby is born, their lungs are usually filled with,, womb juice. They have to cry to clear their lungs- if they don’t come out crying then the staff will give them a little smack or two. I think the point of the post was ‘lol the mom tried to have an abortion three times but the baby is triUmphaNT!!1!’
*My child before being conceived:* Alexander Hamilton's father left, mother died, and his cousin committed suicide. He was then in a traumatic hurricane and wrote his way out, gaining recognition and was shipped off to America from Nevis where he became the first Treasury Secretary and the youngest founding father, getting a musical about him about 200 years after his death with 47 songs, including Laurens Interlude and excluding cut songs.
My nephew is a year old and he cant speak only walk. What type of idiot thinks that a 8 month can speak!! My niece is 6 and the most she can do is scream 😂
Ophelie At 8 months old usually you're just babbling and imitating/practicing sounds. It might be things like "baba, dada, mama" but it's not true speech. 90% of humans don't start true speech until after a year.
My conversation with my 2yo brother: Me: What's your favourite show? Him: rick and morty is the pure essence of existence itself. The storytelling of a plot made by a true genius would typically puzzle weak minded individuals as yourself. But no worry, you already know I'm way smarter than you, as I have been reading your biology text books on the sidelines. For I am a robot and your life has been deemed a lie. Me: (speechless) Him: Peasant.
Actual conversation with my 1 month old brother:
Him: Bush did 9/11
Me: (silently tears up with pride)
Suad Mohamed best coment ever
jet fuel cant melt steel beams
Wellington Donizette lol sorry I don't mean to be racist or profile or anything but did anyone else think this was much funnier because of the name of the commenter
"gone sexual" NIGGA, WITH A NEWBORN?!
i imagine your icon is what your little bro looks like
A conversation with my child when he was just an egg cell
Son: Slazo is pretty neat. I'd probably click a vid if it came in my recommended.
Me: *speechless*
Pickle Tickle then everyone cheered and clapped in awe
And then the manager gave you something free
and then everyone clapped
And then everyone started crying tears of joy
And trump came and blessed my child
Actual conversation with my 2yo sister
Sister:utao7rslidoyfuofofohch
Me:hi
WOW So dEmP EEEeeE
How conversation with 2 year olds actually happen
2yo-snacks fish
Me- we don’t have any fish. Do you want Cheerios or fruit?
2yo-no fish
Me-we don’t have fish
2yo-yes fish
Me-show me what you want *takes her to the pantry*
2yo-*pulls out goldfish crackers I forgot I bought yesterday* FISH mommy FISH
Um I actually read a book as a kid, does that make me woke
Cthulhu X depends, what book?
Only if you laughed at trump’s speech
me too. It was the communist manifesto
my first words were "we have nothing to loose but oure chains"
well, actually it was animorphs.
Holy shit, you can read?
Today my 3 years old niece got driven home from daycare and noticed me watching Slazo
She: Uncle, what this?
Me: Well, it's just a funny video, why?
She: This abhorrent human being dares to insult us babies implying in a comedic form that we're naturally unable to percieve the outside world and judge it objectively enough for our opinions to be reckoned with!
Me: [speechless]
And then the whole bus clapped.
#babiesarehumanstoo #respectfetusesopinions #slazoisboring #proudunclemoment #thathappened
Yes
The baby's name? Albert Einstein.
And the busdriver gave me a thousand dollars.
Ok but one question?
How can she/he learn about all of this? I mean, it would take at least 4 months of practice to learn basic human language, so if an eight month old baby where to even have the knowledge to say it, that would take years of university level studying !
? ? *ACTUALLY* they said their niece was 3 years old, not eight months.
Angry Kirbys yes, but that still would not be enough time to remember all the complicated words and the meaning of what slazo was saying. She/he would be more likely to say “MINE” and try grab the phone
3 months year old sister: Despacito 2 is coming out I'm 2019
Me: *wipes away single tear* So inspiring
despacito 2 already came out, she needs to catch up >:C
So did despacito 3
*3 m o n t h s y e a r o l d*
I was in my local grocery store when the bananas had gone out of stock. Before I could complain to the clerk about this blatant injustice, my 1-week year old fetus made a lengthy monologue regarding the woes of the service industry, and how the masses are being fed GMO and pesticide-ridden produce. "You are nothing but a pawn" my fetus said to the clerk, "and the Lord shalt have thine head for thine transgressions!" I was speechless and shaking with fear and pride. As the tears dripped down my face as my woke and unborn child spoke with a wise mind well beyond its years, the clerk could do nothing but stand there, his mouth agape, like the spineless fool he was.
Then everyone clapped.
1-week year old fetus
I'm speechless
gotta love the addendum at the end, too
"Then everyone clapped."
that fetus’ name? albert einstein
_cool story bro_
my 1 hour fetus proved god wrong and built titanic, try again, loser.
My niece said the most enlightening thing ever "Ahhhhh"
She's just 6 months old
I'm pregnant and my fetus (through kicking in Morse code) agreed with me that the moon is just a projection by the government, so proud
😍👏😍👏😍👌👏👏👏
My mind = blown
bowties are cool well mine says the earth is a hexagonal prism. So proud
Bananas are fresh mine told me Everything is not real
I don't believe in landry
I know a girl who is my age (16-17) and when I met her last year she legitimately thought that the sun got switched off at night. When we told her it wasn't she was surprised. *Surprised.* We aren't sure if she was acting or not but. She was one of those really short petite pretty girls who thought Justin Bieber was a god in 2017 so. Probably not acting. Which is pretty sad.
My point is that if a 17 year old thought the sun got switched on and off at night can we really afford to believe that there are children under 5 preaching about political corruption and the flat earth.
Charly Oddsox Lol I met some American tourists who asked me "Do you have a moon in Ireland?" They were adults
There are some people where you just know by what stupid shit they are saying that they are american.
r/thathappened
XDLe4tsG0XD
Well, do you?
Charly Oddsox ......I have nothing to say. Do you?
My nephew's grandpa's brother's son's child's sex toy just told me about something I never thought existed. He told me, "You're are mumther contract the super very homosmexual." He's only a fetus.
📣📣📣📣
The child or the sex toy is a fetus?!?
You're lying, there's no cheering nor clapping
Soooo ur cousin.
@@twinkiestumor1555 cousins child
my brother is 3 and doesnt know his own name lol
When I was 3 I didn't know I was 3
Dumb people when I was three I wrote this comment I'm currently 13
When I was four I legit had no idea who grandma and grandpa was (I literally saw them almost every day)
When I was 4 I thought my mom was 8
When my cousin was three he thought tigers were lions
My 6 y o just asked what antidisebstablishmentarienism was and her younger sister said "Antidisestablishmentarianism is a political position that originated in 19th century Britain. The position opposed proposals at that time to remove the Anglican Church's status as the established church of England, Ireland and Wales, but not in Scotland, which had and still has its own separate national church"
My youngest daughter hasn't even been conceived yet I'm shaking proud mum mind=blown
if this doesn't have at least one of will smiths children I will be severely disappointed
S A D - E G G
You're gonna be one sad egg
I'm not sad
How did we find two eggs?
pee is stored in the ear smh, my cousin who hasn’t been conceived yet agrees too, the spirit of his soul said “urine is stored in the hearing organ located in the head”
s x p h / ! ie. Today my semen said to me that they were stored in the thumbs
I. Love .them
Saliva is stored in the elbows
s x p h / ! ie. Hearing organ?lol it doesn't hear it vibrates our brain works the rest
Atomous 437 um honey do your research actually the brain is where semen is stored sorry hon
Cente Van Bael silly boy, semen is stored in the kneecaps?? even my two year old father knows that get your facts straight
How the vaccination story would've gone irl: son "my dad says baccinatons will kill you" girl "nuh-uh" son "yuh-uh"
10:04 Can't believe op singlehandedly destroyed homophobia
The second I had a vaccination I fucking burst into flames and died
Same
I wish it would be the kids in comment sections saying they know everything on a topic and then saying "I'm only 11"
B-brother?
"im only 12 (but mature for my age)"
I am an unborn sperm
HasBeen ayy nice seeing another cult member
PowderyStAnK YT my generation sucks
btw im 2
My 6 day old son and I were out in the back yard and he look up at the night sky and said “daddy we live in a tiny universe in a smaller galaxy in an even smaller world, daddy your life is meaningless.” Now that was either the mushrooms talking or he’s woke as fuck. Either way mind blown. 🤯
My four week old niece and I️ had a conversation about the geopolitical climate within our nation to which she responded, “hit that mf like button lmao 😩💦” so proud of her. That nieces name? Timmy thicc.
Kevin Ellis r/thathappened
r/wooosh
ZaelDaydreams the ol' switcharoo
Did you know Timmy thick was a sociological experiment conducted by Harvard
Kevin Ellis timm🅱y thicc
meanwhile my 3yo little sister likes to remind me that I don't have a boyfriend
RIP
other kids are woke, meanwhile my sister's just roasting me
Someone at kindergarten told me I will never have a boyfriend
I am male
F
V Silvia My little niece asks me why I don't have one, and I tell her I can't find one, and she tells me to check under the bed
My 1 week old brother just said "This man on your computer screen is wrong for making videos in which he pokes fun at people."
💕💕 💕so proud of him💕💕💕
Then Pewish well my fetus sister just said your brother is big gay so...
My four day old son asked me about the death of Maximilien Robespierre. I was speechless. Then he picked up his crayola markers and recreated Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch' on the living room wall. Again, I was speechless. Later that evening I walked in on him alone in bed, watching Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis' and he then began to ask me about the Weimar republic and events such as the Beer Hall putsch and the role of the Gestapo. Once again, I was speechless.
*Technically, we are all kids in our minds*
- _Albert Einstein 1987_
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Not sure if that quote is real or not. Will like just in case.
WeridAnimeLover69 b-but he died in 1955...
"I didn't say that shit."
-Albert Einstein, 1995
WeridAnimeLover69 shut the fuck up
-Albert Einstein 2018
when they use niece instead of son it's just to be different and so they don't fit into a stereotype, so they sound more believable, come on people, my -1000 year old niece knows this!!
I thought it was so that if they ever got caught without a child, a nephew or niece would be the safer option.
6:20 bro it didn't even say 6 m/o what you tryna pull?
Oof, it's like a painful mix of r/thathappened and r/iamverysmart.
And the exact opposite of r/kidsarefuck*nstupid too
My child that I’m planning to have in 20 years told me that Slazo is the leader that we need, but not the one we deserve.
Convoluted Films then all the blood cells clapped
I was so woke in elementary school that I didn't have friends.
Naruhoe that's the mood for 2018 yall
Mood.
I was so *W O K E* I started gambling and selling bakugon in an underground system that was unknown to anyone unless you saw us in the middle of the playground.
no joke we had a screaming contest @ the swings in 2nd grade and i won. i loathe myself.
Naruhoe oh
iM 12 aNd i dO aBsOlUtEly nOthIng
*P r a i s e m e p e a s e n t s*
KittyCatGamer *insert praise here*
k thnx-
Lmao praise
no
+RubyRubixcube k
My 2 month old kid asked me why I'm not capable of voicing my own opinion and why I have to make up stories about him on social media
I'm crying rn
My 4 millisecond old told me this:
Shrek 5 is coming
I bowed down to him
"and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills"
Does the guy that wrote this understand that the uterus isn't a part of the digestive track?
Tall Chris wait..since when.
Wtf are you talking about? Pills can effect every system in the body...not just the digestive system...
... but for three pills, still in pill form to get there, that would mean that the uterus would be in the digestive tract, which it isnt.
Kaz sixteen That story is super fake of course. For several reasons.
I am sure that story was mocking all of those other stories, saying impossible things. Remember the people who write those stories seriously are the type of people who would definitely have found a way to kill the baby because the woman is the one who decides over the life or death of the baby because it is in "her" body.
My fetus just started reciting war and peace via Morse code through my wife’s womb, but every antagonists name was replaced with Round earther and all protagonists had the prefix “The vax free”
*me:* wow i sure wish i was cool
*my son:* type like this and everyone will love you
*me:* (speechless)
Emma Probably considering the amount of likes this gained. Your son was correct
When I was four I had just learned what a generation was. I mean I was also scared of Jimmy neutron so that's also something
I was a pretty smart kid, but my mom would blow it out of proportion. I found a picture from when i was 3 labeled "Noah is such a genius", and i was "reading" cosmos by Carl Sagan. I probably wasn't reading it lol, I was probably looking at the pictures of outer space since outer space has always fascinated me. Her Facebook is full of it too, I found one from like 11th grade saying I was the smartest kid on Earth for getting the highest asvab score in my school. It's impressive I guess, but it's just one test from one school, doesn't make me a genius. I guess I'm a little smarter than the average person, at least the average person in my area, but I don't think I'm a genius or anyone too special
Wi-Fi TV
good for you
i got depression at 7 from a pokémon game
Quintt Why? What happened?
Wi-Fi TV /r/iamverysmart
Your school administered the ASVAB?
I feel that, except my mother also paired it with years of emotional abuse
So I'm just confused
Idk, I'm still a sperm, we'll see how it goes
When I was four I overheard my mom watching a documentary about an old woman. Somehow this made me realize my own mortality. I couldn’t sleep for weeks.
Your profile picture looks like what I feed my Oranguru.
Shiny Luvdisc I saw a documentary about the solarsystem, and was realy scared about the bit where the guy said the sun would expand and burn up the earth. I was to young to grasp the consept that that wouldn’t happen for like billions of year.
yeah, saw something like that in 3rd grade, it took me a while before I realized that's not going to happen until billions of years from now
WhEn My DaUgHtEr WaS a SpErM sHe WaS a PrO aT tRiGoNoMeTrY
My daughter is still an egg and she’s doing calculus, teach your kid better smh
My kid had 15 master’s degrees before I was even conceived. Try harder, sweetie!
My son achieved illumination and total world peace before i was even born during ww2 and he stoped the nazis and libtards
I stg none of these people claiming their kids said something have never been around young kids. I live with a 3 year old and 6 year old (my half brother and half sister) and my mom runs a daycare from home. I spend a lot of time around kids. NO 2 YEAR OLD KNOWS ABOUT GAS CHAMBERS! My brother is 3 and he's just barely constructing coherent sentences! Kids don't talk like that!
these parents are lying???? no way shut upp
Eight month olds can't quote Game of Groans or someshit either.
Well, I was 2 and apart from "adult words" I spoke pretty much like that
I know a recently turned 4 year old that can have full conversations with adults on certain topics.
Vanessa Carlson well yeah, at 4 most kids can talk. My brother is 3 and he can hold a conversation. Usually about trucks. He loves his trucks. And the Cars movies. Lighting McQueen is like his idol right now. But most 4 year olds don't use big words or super complex grammar. They're kind of stumbling and sometimes pause to think about their words. But uh, I don't think a 4 year old would be able to have a conversation about politics or the Holocaust. And if they were able to, I don't think they'd have a full grasp on just what it all means. But that's sweet that the kid you know is good at conversations. Good skill to have, being able to talk comfortably to others.
Conversation with my newborn child
Me: omg its a boy
Him: *recites English dictionary*
Me: (speechless)
Him: *recites bible*
6:19
Nowhere in that post did it say anything about the niece being 6 months old. It didn't even mention anything to do with age.
W O K E A S S *BABIES*
Jeeves Anthrozaur*BABIES*
WOKE ASSSS FEOTUSES
this video opened my third eye
Tilda Spridd
*-Blind-*
It opened my 9th eye
You are like a baby.
It closed my 4 eyes and opened like one.
I cannot take this comment seriously after watching the Game Theory video featuring the subject.
Slazo always opens my third eye :^)
John f Kennedy’s mind was blown too
lmao
Holy...
I get it.
How does this comment get less likes than the, "Hurr durr anti-vaxxers are stupid!", comment?
@@possummagic3571 Because they are stupid.
8:52 darn that kid can write cursive at 7 I can’t do that that neatly at 17.
They used to teach that in schools the olden days.
That's a girl's handwriting if ever I've seen it, too.
Not a child's, and CERTAINLY not a 7-year-old male child's.
Pekka Rastas they thought it when I was a child but most people ignored it and their repeated attempts to improve my hand writing gave me permanent nerve damage I’m my dominant hand to the point I con only really write with a computer for anything that takes more than a minute
Dragoneta Slayer Do you also have permanent brain damage
A Shitty Guitar Player unfortunately, no
real conversation with my 2 day old son
son: GLORY TO STALIN MAY ALL CAPITALISTIC PIGS PERISH TO MOTHER RUSSIA'S MIGHT
me: *tear of proudness*
Me: Never watched this channel before, won't set expectations too high.
*Hears Threatenin' Zepplin*
Me: Cheap move.
3 month old daughter: E=mc2
me: *crying and completely speechless*
If the earth would be flat, why would mah boi Slazo's wannabe moustache be so finely curved then?
_Top 10 questions science still can't answer_
I went to a Barnes and Noble and my girlfriends 2 month old fetus saw a book about a Bible and said "How dare they spread propaganda about a false god, this is an insult to our true lord Shrek" Mind= Blown
An actual conversation between me and my 2 month old cousin:
My cousin:
Me: *tears up* my god thats so true
8:48 “slaying” - what 7 year old writes like this - I mean both in penmanship and the actual words on the paper. It’s clearly an adult woman’s handwriting let alone the word choices.
Wake me up inside
*CAN'T WAKE UP*
*W O K E ME UP INSIDEEEEEE*
*SAAAVE MEEE*
*CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DAAAARRRK*
*_S A V E MEee E_*
Flat Earth Society has debunked themselves in a Twitter thread.
Elon Musk: Why is there no Flat Mars Society?
Flat Earth: Years of scientific evidence have proven that Mars is round.
(May not be exactly quoted, you can't trust me to remember these things word-for-word)
Lukas McNougat Oh fucking hell. The damn morons.
CJG G THEY HAD ONE JOB
Like that tweet that said "The Flat Earth Society has members all *around the globe* " ...🤔
i feel like a lot of sarcastic/facetious posts go right over slazo's head but it's okay
Poe's law.
i’ve been noticing that
its fine hes cute
Like 4:33
Joshua Van Tassell i was thinking that
When I was 2 and up until I was 4 I didn’t know what a compromise was, and this is what I did sometimes:
My dad sometimes came home with candy and I’d ask for 3 and he’d say “no, that’s too much, let’s compromise; how about 2 candies?” I’d say “no, 3.” And he’d say “how about 2?” And then I’d raise the bet and say “no, 4.” And I’d do that until he’d give me the candies. I did that at parties and people always laughed and I got the candy.
4:33 I do love when someone within a community becomes self aware of the community's insanity, memes are born in this way
*finna W O K E*
Me me big boi
A tube feud is when two dudes with opposing views crudly feud too rude!
agme oner Got yourself a problem he can Alexander Handle it
6:18 Says nothing about the niece being only six months old
H Williams yeah i was looking for this comment, i was confused
same I was just about to write this haha
Mayby it's a comment or a thing above idk
according to slazo, his face reveal is going to be at 200k so keep subbing, i'm curious to know what he looks like
My ~nonexistent~ 3 day old child: "Yo do you know the number for Pizza Hut? I want a stuffed crust pizza."
Me: *that Pikachu meme*
Parent: Go to sleep
Me: Tricycles are just unicycles with training wheels
My son who is only a fetus said "Daddy... Shouldn't r/WokeKids be in r/ThatHappened?"
I was absolutely speechless and everyone stood up and started to clap
Boy o boy o cant wait for that 200k face reveal 😤 Also congratulations on 180k, its so nice to see an amazing youtuber grow.
RIP Slazo. Those darn vaccines!
Bespeon they put vaccines in the chemtrails to keep the knowledge of the flat earth from us so we can continue being slaves to the illuminati that hates us do much they manufactured the war in Iraq by causing 9/11 after successfully assassinating JFK to continue the war in Vietnam!
Me: How was your day son?
My son: I have heard many things throughout my life that have struck me as truly remarkable, but perhaps none has been more humbling than the first time I truly grasped the size of the universe. I was perusing youtube when I came upon a video claiming to show the “scale of the universe” by placing objects of increasing size next to each other, going from a theoretical string all the way up to the observable universe. The video started out fairly normal, but I quickly found myself completely encapsulated when I was shown how large a single atom was in comparison to the supposed string. These relationships continued throughout the video, comparing our Earth to our Sun, our Sun to Betelgeuse, a star to a galaxy, a galaxy to a supercluster, and a supercluster to the universe. I found myself, as the video closed, completely humbled and in awe of the sheer size of the world we live in and our place in it.
I find myself further humbled by the fact that, despite the vast quantity of atoms that can fit within a single grain of salt (about 10^18), there are only an estimated 10^80 atoms in the entire universe. It would seem that the size of our universe in incomprehensible both visually and quantitatively, it simply cannot be rationalized by the human mind. Ultimately this leads me to one simple conclusion, humanity is insignificant, and our existence is nothing more than a cosmic hiccough, brought on by sheer chance and dumb luck, if luck could even be considered to exist. With this in mind, I find myself answering the question that humanity has held since the day we were first able to contemplate our own existence. The question of “What is the meaning of life?” has but one simple answer: there is none. No single entity can define what purpose there is in the existence of life. Religion and science are equally futile in their attempts to explain where we came from or what we are, because in the end there will never be an answer.
This is my true belief. We are just a collection of cells walking around on a moderately sized rock orbiting a slightly above average star in a slightly above average galaxy. Our existence may be an instance of extreme luck, but the entire universe as it is right now is the result of one outcome among an almost infinite amount. It would be just as silly to claim that the lack of life on Mars is a miracle as it would be to claim that our own existence is a miracle just as you are equally likely to get any other combination of five cards while playing poker as your are to get a royal flush. Ultimately, humanity spends too much time dwelling on the past and ignoring the present, if life is truly as special as we make it out to be, then it makes more sense for us to cherish it and work to preserve it than waste our resources trying to figure out how we came to be when ultimately the answer does not exist. Humanity’s greatest trait is also its greatest flaw, that of curiosity, as we were gifted with the ability to learn about the world around us but wasted much of our own history wondering more about how we came to be than what we can become.
2:06 What actually happened. A flat earther went into a toy store. Baby points to globe and says "DAA!".
Flat Earther, being the logical creature it is "OMG my child gets it, the globe conspiracy starts at childhood, with propoganda aimed at the most vunerable!!!!!!1
7/10 not enough fresh water
Some Dude that was your one shot and you failed
Mission failed we'll get them next time
rafael *Clean water
*shook* NANI
A Slazo video, delivered in asterisks:
*talks about school*
*explains content-making decisions and process*
*explains internet trends for the uninitiated*
*promises an "XD"*
*well-timed, well-delivered, funny original content*
*close up of him drinking water*
*reads in Lilo and Stitch voice*
*stops to fix hair*
*suggests he'd go gay for the creepiest dude he can find*
*stupid placeholder for swear word*
*subtle meme insertion*
*pretends to cry*
*elongated break to talk to mom*
*complains about heat in Australia*
*gets really genuine about thanking patrons*
*exaggerated single wave*
🎶 not too late my friend 🎶
How does this precious cinnamon roll not have more subs??
That shade on Jacksfilms though...
My two month old LITERALLY just said “Seize the means of production” while reading The Communist Manifesto! I’m so proud!
8:25 My Mum told me I was kicked out of a joint daycare/preschool because I tried to rally the kids to not nap when I was 4 or so. I never napped as a child (never for very long), so I guess I was confused as to why they were "forcing" other kids to nap, not realizing that not all kids are like me and actually need to lie down to recharge their batteries. Where did I get that energy as a kid, I can barely stay awake after 8 hours of sleep... That is the story my family swears by, and what would they gain by lying to me lol
I feel lowkey uncomfortable saying this but he has really pretty eyes.
Chanelle Helle puppy dog eyes
Chanelle Helle as a male I would like to kiss each eyeball
U should feel uncomfortable. And ashamed. Wtf is wrong with you? Btw this is Jeff from the gas station you met 2 months ago. You still haven't accepted my friends request on snapchat
There are no exclamation points. It's not powerful enough to get rid of me yet.
Jeff from BP or Jeff from Mobil?
Yo thats finna woke
Jed Sawyer fuck you stole my comment
Fuck! This meme has been stuck in my head for like a week and I've been commenting it on every video and for the first time it makes sense to comment it and i didn't even think about it. gg wp
we all know that Jaden Smith is really *W O K E*
I need to work on my WOKEness
DuckerZ Gaming A
Actual conversation with my 2 year old cousin:
Me: Aren't you hungry? Why aren't you eating your food?
Them: *This mortal form is limiting.*
So proud!
My unborn child: "did you know that human life is futile and that once we die our souls just dissipate Into Thin Air, eliminating what we previously were and that we become food for the worms and bacteria of the Earth."
Me: "wow."
6:30 where did he get 6 month old??
The one time TH-cam notifications work!
I stopped listening to my weeb music for this daddy slazo
"Slazo totally missed the joke at 4:41, r/iamverysmart right guys?"
r/whoosh
6:00 Great use of the Rayman 2 Title Screen music
The earth is flat. My 12month old believes my logic.
Honestly what even was the point of the one about the baby holding abortion pills? What is the intended lesson here? Why in God's name would nurses beat a newborn? How did this child get abortion pills inside the womb? So many questions. I guess we'll never know...
When a baby is born, their lungs are usually filled with,, womb juice. They have to cry to clear their lungs- if they don’t come out crying then the staff will give them a little smack or two.
I think the point of the post was ‘lol the mom tried to have an abortion three times but the baby is triUmphaNT!!1!’
6:14 where does it say a 6month old said that
Perhaps, It was probably earlier on in the message chain but he forgot to edit into the video.
ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH MY TODDLER!
I don't have a kid
*My child before being conceived:* Alexander Hamilton's father left, mother died, and his cousin committed suicide. He was then in a traumatic hurricane and wrote his way out, gaining recognition and was shipped off to America from Nevis where he became the first Treasury Secretary and the youngest founding father, getting a musical about him about 200 years after his death with 47 songs, including Laurens Interlude and excluding cut songs.
My nephew is a year old and he cant speak only walk. What type of idiot thinks that a 8 month can speak!! My niece is 6 and the most she can do is scream 😂
They just ain't woke enough my dude.
Ophelie At 8 months old usually you're just babbling and imitating/practicing sounds. It might be things like "baba, dada, mama" but it's not true speech. 90% of humans don't start true speech until after a year.
6 yes old and can't talk? She must be struggling in 1st grade smh
You are obviously lying. My 8 month old daughter just explained to me the theory of relativity.
Devilrose 596 I could speak at that age. Obviously not like proper sentences but sometimes a said little phrases like 'fish swim' and stuff.
Face reveal on 200k 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Arika Ahsan yeah we need that
ARE YOU STUPID??? ITS ZLASO FACE IN THE VIDO DUM DUM
You can actually see his face if you pause at 12:15 and look really closely
FrozenStone1000 HIS FAC IN THE VIDO STUPID PEPLE GOD DAMIT
sawdaam I think you are mistaken. Slazo has never shown his face on camera to us
Last time I was this early they kicked me out of the funeral home
Average conversation of me and my little brother:
what's up
Chicken Nugget
My conversation with my 2yo brother:
Me: What's your favourite show?
Him: rick and morty is the pure essence of existence itself. The storytelling of a plot made by a true genius would typically puzzle weak minded individuals as yourself. But no worry, you already know I'm way smarter than you, as I have been reading your biology text books on the sidelines. For I am a robot and your life has been deemed a lie.
Me: (speechless)
Him: Peasant.
4:20
I am PRETTY SURE the people in that conversation have reversed roles...
That would make way more sense
10k followers! Well done slazo!! How bout you do a face reveal when you reach 20k?
11:32 you throwing shade at my boi jacksfilms?
Actual conversation with my cousin
Me: hi-
Him: weewoo heehoo
Me: 👏
Slazo, thank you for your awesome entertainment. You need more subscribers. You need to do one of "fitspiraition reddit"