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  • @InTheUndergrowth
    @InTheUndergrowth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    I love how Slaz isn't sure he recognized Kim K but was confident in his identifying Louis Vuitton 👌

    • @BlueSkidoo13
      @BlueSkidoo13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      J Me too, bitch lmao.

    • @oppakunn328
      @oppakunn328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He is Australian. People outside of us don't keep up with the Kardashians

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oppa Kunn Not sure he's a native Australian. For one, he refuses to swear.

    • @josephlukies8124
      @josephlukies8124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      jayive an Aussie's love of cursing is topped only by our love of money. If he offends youtube's Yankee ears, he'll be demonitised in no time

    • @EllaMint6111
      @EllaMint6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @PlatinumPerson_
    @PlatinumPerson_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    You wanted to show off your sunglasses didn't you

    • @teenytiny7074
      @teenytiny7074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm happy he did cuz now I want them...could you maybe give me like $45 to get those sunglasses, I've been in a rough patch in my life and it would be a big help.

    • @Crizzelklipz
      @Crizzelklipz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Na, he just wanted to fully commit to the pyrocynical on adderall image he has in his head

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      christopher langler *Accurate*

    • @Futuristcoffee
      @Futuristcoffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am those sun glasses

    • @brookeparish3437
      @brookeparish3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teenytiny7074 where the go fund me? 😂

  • @kippaswag
    @kippaswag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    if people cant afford to go somewhere why the hell do they make plans to go
    “im $34,000 in debt, need to pay for my car, school and a place to live but i really wanna go to california and stay in a 5 star hotel just for the giggles lol pls give me $50k”

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s today’s society. People think it’s not fair that other people have money and fancy vacations so they think they deserve someone else to give them money for what they don’t want to work for.

    • @kippaswag
      @kippaswag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derply :3 never been and never plan on going 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @someoneoutthere3232
      @someoneoutthere3232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet there's plenty of ways for them to go to California with the amount of money they have, I mean they already got a cellphone and access, there's backpacking and workations

  • @teagandroney5642
    @teagandroney5642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    1:55 he's not allowed to say "honey" anymore its too attractive

    • @bennettshepard6507
      @bennettshepard6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed, I’m a guy and totally straight

    • @livingpotato5842
      @livingpotato5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please stop..... keep that to yourself your like 10 and hes 20.

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@livingpotato5842 the op looks older than 14 and slazo is 17. it's not that deep.

    • @jotaskak
      @jotaskak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Living potato you make gacha videos and your name is living potato. you have no room to talk.

  • @oksneezy
    @oksneezy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    fund my katana sword collection, so i can further my study in the blades

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ecstasy Does the final essay involve cutting the essay to pieces with a katana?

    • @astrius1005
      @astrius1005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't fucking skip elf practice

    • @bentenboy13
      @bentenboy13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ecstasy whilst you begged for money, i studied the blade

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    “And you’re surprised you see a few willies? I dunno what to say to you, it’s an occupational hazard.”
    **AMAZING**

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Zombie Sazza was half expecting a "from past experience" thrown out there, ngl

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Isn’t seeing a few unsolicited willies the hazards of being a woman in general?

    • @darelh1348
      @darelh1348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Uncle David Isn't seeing a few unsolicited willies a hazard of being a human in general?

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well now I feel like crap about myself. I’ve never seen an unsolicited wiener. Do boys not like me?

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude, be glad. Penises are fucking ugly, nobody wants to see an unsolicited one!

  • @DavidDavid-sd2gd
    @DavidDavid-sd2gd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    Please give me your gold- for gold studies

    • @hyphins5818
      @hyphins5818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      r/jokes
      I call that...
      COMEDY GOLD haha

    • @AtlanticaVI
      @AtlanticaVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How much gold ;)

    • @casualkhajiit
      @casualkhajiit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fine, have a septim, can't even get a Nord mead with that.

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rspsand07 k

    • @Tcflohr
      @Tcflohr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice try Ron Paul

  • @peral9728
    @peral9728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    My friend's family adopted a disabled girl through donations with that site... These make me mad.

    • @TheCaptainNick
      @TheCaptainNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My cat got a hat with gofundme.
      I asked for $3 and said that I would send a video of the cat wearing the hat that I had bought it with the $3 to whoever donated.
      I actually got $5, and was able to buy a hat and tie. Next goal is a whole suit. And then the money for the therapy for the cat after I put the suit on it and it freaks out.

  • @wawawawawakkkk
    @wawawawawakkkk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    uhhhh i really want a man!!!!! please donate so i can buy one!!!!!! plus an extra $100 for some chicken wings

    • @kenny9023
      @kenny9023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      kamila wk what type of chicken wing is 100$?

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dysleixa Aka Dorothy “Chicken wings”””””””””"””””„“”«»"”””””””“'

    • @drifter4534
      @drifter4534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      🅱hicken 🅱ings

    • @grapesodasalmander2434
      @grapesodasalmander2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kamila wk NOOT NOOT

    • @grapesodasalmander2434
      @grapesodasalmander2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🅱️OI

  • @matteo-ciaramitaro
    @matteo-ciaramitaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    To be fair to the house party people, I think they just made it and sent it to everyone they invited to the party.

  • @chasetalks2much
    @chasetalks2much 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    The sniper was demonitaztion

    • @itjustworks1858
      @itjustworks1858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *PIECE OF PISS*

    • @connorweinman4792
      @connorweinman4792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meta af

    • @breadthealien
      @breadthealien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *SNIPIN’S A GOOD JOB MATE*

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think his mate saw me. YES YES HE DID!

    • @ald0319
      @ald0319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the original video Slazo got shot by the sniper but then it got demonitized and Slazo had to cut that part of the video out and reupload the video and that is the video that your watching now. #RIPSlazo

  • @hellspawned666
    @hellspawned666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how this reddit roast turned into a truthful and genuine tutorial vid on how to start a new youtube channel

    • @BZgA
      @BZgA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, that was awesome

  • @blitzkriegdragon013
    @blitzkriegdragon013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The parking ticket fucking got me hard. I remember panicking over a 300 dollar ticket until my dad just paid it without telling because he knew that I learned my lesson. I WISH I got a 30 dollar parking ticket.

    • @krystal9044
      @krystal9044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤦‍♀️ you are clearly very spoiled....

    • @blitzkriegdragon013
      @blitzkriegdragon013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well considering I got a ticket for not stopping long enough at a stop sign (I stopped for like one second and left), and now I stop for a minimum of 3 seconds at every stop sign (what's legally required), yes. I would say I learned my lesson.
      I also learned that police officers are literally waiting for someone to fuck up the most minor of traffic laws because he stopped me in the middle of the night, in a suburb, with no one on the street or sidewalks. So now I take less chances on the road as well.
      Traffic tickets are generally bullshit anyway because the ticket itself is usually 100 dollars. Everything else is a service fee for the court and department, which is bullshit because why am I paying taxes if not to go to public organizations like local police departments.
      I could have probably contested it, because one of the fees is the background check they run. Which the cop didn't do with my license.

    • @blitzkriegdragon013
      @blitzkriegdragon013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean it's not like I asked them to pay for it. It's not like I went onto Gofundme and expected people to pay for my mistake.

    • @billhill7330
      @billhill7330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How did you get a 300 dollar parking ticket? Did you park on top of a police car that was pinning an elderly person?

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That fact that you can’t seem to tell the difference between a parking ticket and a moving violation means I don’t think you even realized what you did was wrong. And if you think “breaking for a second” is appropriate at a stop sign, then you clearly have no regards for traffic laws and safety. Unless you were trying to say you came to a stop for a second, in which case you seem to have failed basic English and need to stay in school and not drive. Unless English is your second language and your moving violation happened in a foreign country, in which case I’m sure we’ll see you on crash compilation videos soon enough.

  • @bigkeve
    @bigkeve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad has Multiple Sclerosis, and even though it’s incurable; it’s also a myth that MS is a death sentence. MS is manageable, and it can’t kill. People with MS have around a similar life span with those without MS. So, the person can’t actually say ‘my mom getting diagnosed with an incurable disease (MS) leaving me and my family to just watch as said disease slowly kills her.’

  • @childlonk576
    @childlonk576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That sniper is persistent

    • @breadthealien
      @breadthealien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      child lonk snipin’s a good job m8

  • @Ctrlaltmeg
    @Ctrlaltmeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Okay but when you say honey my heart melts

  • @ModsInMinecraftIL
    @ModsInMinecraftIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I just like the terraria music in the background

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm so fucking paranoid rn. Like, I'm sure I can hear Ice biome music, but still don't know if it's really there or not. Fuck!

    • @ModsInMinecraftIL
      @ModsInMinecraftIL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD it has always been there...

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh, so it's always been there... thank

    • @catarina9149
      @catarina9149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It sounded like Crash Bandicoot to me..especially at around 1:22

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      _Oh wait, it's in the description..._
      "Background Music:
      Terraria Music - Underground Ice
      Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot Warped Music"

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I only work one day a week" let me play you a sad tune on the world's tiniest violin

  • @MomoGobboYT
    @MomoGobboYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Can I beg for money for plastic surgery so I can look like you daddy Slazo

    • @SIDE9995_
      @SIDE9995_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Have $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of monopoly money

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've honestly thought about opening a Go Fund Me for making an anime of a series that I know will never be animated. XD It was then that I realized that I need a whole lot of connections and legal paperwork to do it... =(

  • @HunterMearo
    @HunterMearo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Boi needs to start a GoFundMe for some concealer

    • @SIDE9995_
      @SIDE9995_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes

    • @AlbaRecoil
      @AlbaRecoil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not a woman though 😂

    • @emilia9756
      @emilia9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AlbaRecoil And?

    • @AlbaRecoil
      @AlbaRecoil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hun Do Keizaal and makeup is for chicks 😂

    • @kotis5491
      @kotis5491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AlbaRecoil what did we do to deserve this...

  • @hattikippax8233
    @hattikippax8233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Slazo saying honey is tonight's fap material

  • @Bespeon
    @Bespeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Wait a sec, you can buy nail varnish for £1 yet she needs money given for a manicure?
    Anyway, can everyone donate to my insane obsession with nail polish? Thanks.

    • @Devilinaf
      @Devilinaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beth Luna I think she meant like getting acrylics lol

    • @celesbianmegastar
      @celesbianmegastar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah she definitely mean getting gel acrylics at a salon.

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My acrylics are like $45 each time feel free to fund me not having nasty ass hands

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Them glasses fresh af.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Slazo's TH-cam advice is actually good advice

  • @wasslin
    @wasslin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Reddit, more like red zit.
    You're welcome

    • @Noooo23523
      @Noooo23523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wesley Savage *what*

    • @dooeytee6715
      @dooeytee6715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wesley Savage that was not funny

    • @UwU-eb3hq
      @UwU-eb3hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow - are you eleventy - slow clap ...smh

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      New target acquired.

    • @jonquist9950
      @jonquist9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bah dum tish.

  • @hafsa3228
    @hafsa3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *i am going to study wine*

  • @NobodyssGirl
    @NobodyssGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Clearly the spring break person wanted a plain ticket, as opposed to a fancy ticket

    • @caderidley2309
      @caderidley2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They weren't asking for luxury foot space and premium service, just plain old commercial

  • @meinoly809
    @meinoly809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love his voice for some reason

  • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
    @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The way he said “honey” literally made me melt 😳

  • @alyssafoster4765
    @alyssafoster4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell L I️ E S

    • @divorceattorney727
      @divorceattorney727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _l i e s_

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it’s on the internet, it’s true. I read that on the internet.

  • @DrumVibes
    @DrumVibes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gofundme: I need money to make videos criticising people for making bad gofundmes on gofundme

  • @athenah3924
    @athenah3924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I used gofundme when my dog got hit by a car and i mean obviously you dont expect that...didnt even get half the money we needed lmao but that guy with the 2500 goal gets 340$..lmao wow

  • @Basedphantom
    @Basedphantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hey slazo can you make your outro longer so that the songs next line finishes

  • @basicmobile6270
    @basicmobile6270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just need a smol charitable donation of one million dollars. LOL

  • @dylanbradfordgreenlee331
    @dylanbradfordgreenlee331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You rock those glasses my friend

  • @jayamoore4733
    @jayamoore4733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *leans back in chair*
    *leans forward in chair*
    *GURL*

  • @thebenevolentsun6575
    @thebenevolentsun6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Kinda want to do this because I feel like some random billionaire will just send me a million just for jokes

    • @HollowDesert
      @HollowDesert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Benevolent Sun They won't. Why else do you think they're billionaires lol.

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ein Walroß that's true

    • @Felahliir
      @Felahliir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do buy dinosaur shir for millions.

    • @saptarshiroy449
      @saptarshiroy449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked your comment just because of your name and profile picture

  • @peterdykes
    @peterdykes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Say willies again

  • @lessthan3bug
    @lessthan3bug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dont fund me im scared

    • @jotaskak
      @jotaskak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment wins

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    slazo: pay me $3000 so i can afford pimple removal

  • @SIDE9995_
    @SIDE9995_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG SLAZO IS ACTUALLY GOING THROUGH PUBERTY NOW HE HAS A PIMPLE

  • @Intoxicatingaxe
    @Intoxicatingaxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Love those glasses! So cute :)

  • @pastel1791
    @pastel1791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I mean, former sex worker here, it can be a thing you get into at a low low place and it can be very difficult to escape. I do have a little pity for that person, but it could just be due to my own experience. I'm at a better time in my life now but I know I really _really_ could have used a kickstart like that GoFundMe, and I can't even imagine being a trans and mentally ill person struggling with all that. I'd donate to that campaign if I could, honestly.

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i mean, do you really believe that person

    • @stormhawk9257
      @stormhawk9257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There are a lot of trans people in sex work - from those that choose the career because it's something they enjoy, to those who view it as a last resort because they have faced job discrimination in other fields (there are places where you can be fired for being trans).
      I honestly don't find anything unbelievable about the story, or the need to recoup money (which may represent the last of their savings) in order to move on.

    • @aakashpsf
      @aakashpsf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gay

    • @stormhawk9257
      @stormhawk9257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you saying someone is invalid because they can accurately describe themselves?
      How is it different than saying "I'm a straight white dude, married, three kids, raised Catholic but currently agnostic, gooooo sportsball!"

    • @ricardodeleon3041
      @ricardodeleon3041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stormhawk How many times have you seen someone describe themselves like that?
      But hey trigger all you want my little snowflake I invalidate seone based on decisions not cultural backround, ethnicity and social standard

  • @weebnoobisms4460
    @weebnoobisms4460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    i kant wait until r/pyrocinycal

    • @Onipez
      @Onipez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      weeb noobisms
      I cant wait till you go back to school and learn to spell

    • @weebnoobisms4460
      @weebnoobisms4460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      frick off

    • @WachaooGames
      @WachaooGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      of*

    • @reetyis
      @reetyis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Akemi Yukii I can't wait for you to go back to school and learn grammar.

    • @divorceattorney727
      @divorceattorney727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im still dead inside i cant wait for you to fucking kill me

  • @CaptmagiKono
    @CaptmagiKono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Man, this subreddit is one of the most prevalent examples of entitled and disillusioned mental children I have ever seen.

  • @brickman770
    @brickman770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Slazo has finally awakened his third eye

  • @Dedprotectr
    @Dedprotectr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just gotta say mad respect for the TF2 Sniper at the beginning, so happy lol

  • @arkaidov
    @arkaidov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I can't believe people would actually lie on the internet" ~Buster from Arthur

    • @TheLazyKey
      @TheLazyKey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FriedVhs95 You fucked up the quote you waste of air.

    • @arkaidov
      @arkaidov 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof

  • @ThatLittleKitten
    @ThatLittleKitten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep up the good work man!! The thing about you talking about how TH-cam works makes me feel happy knowing that I don't need a bunch of equipment to start my channel up again :)

  • @celesbianmegastar
    @celesbianmegastar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’m pretty sure that’s not Kim kardashian lol.

  • @Tayl0r_
    @Tayl0r_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have literally no excuse for not starting my own channel on youtube besides anxiety and me being bad at scheduling due to school.
    Maybe when I grow more as a person, I’ll feel comfortable putting myself out there fully.
    Like legitimately thank you for the advice Slazo.

  • @hopelona2757
    @hopelona2757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:45 who else heard the THX sound in their head?

  • @MeliXdupraeX
    @MeliXdupraeX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Iconic. Using that “a sniper is on me but don’t worry” until I die.

  • @Zerinity42
    @Zerinity42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Randomly stumbled here...I adore you! I am subbed and currently binging! Ramble far more!

  • @TheUltraBulbasaur
    @TheUltraBulbasaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the circular logic of "give me money so I can showcase products so you can see if they're worth your money."

  • @happysillygoofy
    @happysillygoofy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m not saying it’s the case for any of the people showcased here but sometimes it is really hard to find work at all, let alone with decent pay or many shifts, in some parts of the US at least.
    Also headphone users beware if you watch to the end, I think I’m deaf now

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Username
      I would bet that pink-collar jobs can rival low-tier blue-collar jobs in terms of easy to become employed within. Psychologically-immature people can very easily not do well in them, granted, due to people often acting at their worst usually short of doing something illegal to pink-collar workers, and it can oftentimes be very demanding work (depending on the location, company, etc. that you're working for and in what role, but then again, that goes for any sort of job), but there's often jobs open in pink-collar that are in easily accessible locations for most people due to high turn-over and demand.

    • @gabriellabooker6250
      @gabriellabooker6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also @username,
      Just because it’s easy to find a job doesn’t mean people should have to settle for working hard only to be treated like shit by the company you work for. Take weis for example. It’s a grocery store. I work part time because they won’t hand out full time employment because it requires a pay raise. When I work, it’s about 6 days in a row or barely any days. You can’t just ask for more gifts and get them because it’s ultimately up to your manager. I got more hours this week but because of that, my hours are cut for next week. Finding a new job is hard enough, especially dependent on the area you live in and wether you have steady transportation or not. Not everyone can just up and move for a job opportunity and like I’ve been trying to stress to my sis in law, just because you go to college doesn’t mean you’re guaranteed a job in your field.

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabriellabooker6250 Oof, inconsistent scheduling is painful, isn't it? I've had coworkers that have quit because of that sort of thing; it makes life wholly unpredictable. Have you tried speaking to them about your work schedule? Sometimes that can help, but if they already have the management prowess to do inconsistent scheduling, then again, it sounds like you might not have a very good team at your store.
      Retail is an interesting case because, while it oftentimes gets a lot of flack for being 'horrible to employees', that is reaaaally dependent on how good the store's team is. You need managers that know what their doing, and co-workers that have their heads and hearts into it. Unfortunately as it is that "able and willing to do job functions" is a needed thing to put in a job description, when people get into a position where it is the case that they are either not able to or not willing to do their job, that is when you run into retail nightmares. When everyone in the store knows what they're doing, positions are filled properly, etc. retail can be a very nice environment to work in outside of the minority of the customers that can be obnoxious. When not? Eeeeh...

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Username Again, while this is true for a lot of places, the U.S. is a dystopic hellhole when it comes to things like "government support" and "jobs that you can live off of".

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Username
      Honestly, I live in Canada where it's alright, but I hear from people (in fandom groups and the like) who have a shitty time of it. I think the south is especially bad. The bigotry really can't help either.

  • @Maxtibles
    @Maxtibles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ur honestly such a good TH-camr u put the absolute perfect amount of great and funny commentary in your videos keep it up

  • @alarev8586
    @alarev8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dat terraria background music tho 😂👌

  • @SakuraCrowned
    @SakuraCrowned 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo honestly theres so much personality in this video from you and it’s amazing.

  • @MyPylou
    @MyPylou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Am I hearing the Terraria Underground Snow theme song during the intro ? Great

  • @KarinMaka
    @KarinMaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This outro song has been stuck in my head for the past couple of days. It's great I love it

  • @corbyn3326
    @corbyn3326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tf2 sniper joke? +Respect

  • @jordanpayne2963
    @jordanpayne2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm in love w slazo

  • @Trixie1773
    @Trixie1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If it means anything to you, I like your backdrop!

  • @tealjackson-mappus3595
    @tealjackson-mappus3595 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "My current backdrop is an unmade bed" lol perfect

  • @machinegunangel
    @machinegunangel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Slazo is so freaking handsome 👍

  • @frangipanigirlcz
    @frangipanigirlcz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Far out you have the most mesmerising smile, I didn’t think anyone’s teeth could be this aesthetically pleasing 😂

  • @galladeguy123
    @galladeguy123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should include the links to the posts in the description.

  • @Squidilidink
    @Squidilidink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slazo: *points at glasses* are you coping me
    Pyro: ... Boi

  • @user-gl4yu4dg9u
    @user-gl4yu4dg9u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't have any money, I'm more broke than the McDonald's ice cream machine

    • @cosmo4698
      @cosmo4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghostly Plebian kek

  • @FluoGray
    @FluoGray 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the educational/motivational part towards the end. I only then realised what an amazing backdrop you have.

  • @stagnes-cd8qm
    @stagnes-cd8qm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    its is four in the morning and you sound smartier than usual

  • @dinasaur4863
    @dinasaur4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that a music from Crash are playing as background

  • @Beka_Rex
    @Beka_Rex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel weird about myself. I have a kid probably not much younger than Slazo. The first time I heard one of his vids was when my phone was in my pocket during housework and it auto played over to one of his vids. My first thought was “damn that’s a niiiice manly voice he has there”. On further inspection into his channel, I realised he was a kid. Boy..... that was a tough one to get over 😂

  • @iRinnda
    @iRinnda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, your videos, as well as their comment sections are great.
    But what is even greater, is the Crash Bandicoot 3 theme playing in the background.

  • @SuperPcPenguin
    @SuperPcPenguin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    maybe the dude who was complaining saying do i need to slap around a deceased corpse to get some attention shouldn't have made it so obvious that they made up all of those bad things that happened to them, like i doubt that someone who has been through their mother being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, their uncle being diagnosed with cancer, and their grandma being hit by a car would be complaining online asking for some money for schooling rather than money to help their uncle with his cancer or their mother with her multiple sclerosis or even understanding that life's a bitch and if you just let life do what life does then you and the people around you gonna get hurt, and maybe even knowing that they need to earn their space in society rather than being given everything because i doubt that all the pain their family went through was actively being worked on to be prevented by them, except maybe the grandma, sometimes that shit is out of your hands because some person who's feeling a bit ballsy and/or drunk can just come out of nowhere and run you over before you even have the time to process what's going on

    • @CuteAnimeGirl
      @CuteAnimeGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes their bitching isn't really going to help. I get their plight and I think wanting an education is a lot better than wanting shit like a manicure, at least with the education you can contribute back to society and you actually have to work hard to get your degree. But if he said something like, "I am working 2 jobs, attending school, and I can't afford my degree because I'll starve" THEN that's different. BTW that scenario happened to people I know in college. Many worked 2 jobs, attended school full time, and lived on their own and couldn't afford anything but 1 meal a day (rice and beans/mac and cheese/ramen). Whenever we had free pizza or food on campus they would take a lot of it with them to feed themselves for the week. Even after all that, most are still in debt after graduating.

  • @penobsquisamber
    @penobsquisamber 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Crash Bandicoot theme song playing in the background.

  • @gavmaster7966
    @gavmaster7966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’ve seen you at school lmao

  • @MsAngie1011
    @MsAngie1011 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha no you chip in 😂👌🏼 the way you deliver your lines is hilarious 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @diluc6155
    @diluc6155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    quality

  • @hikikomori5394
    @hikikomori5394 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y'all im sorry but I paused on Slazo's face and my dad walked in and said "is that your boyfriend? because you're doing better than your sister" and if that isn't the single best roast I've ever heard damn smh

  • @radiohead3852
    @radiohead3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Target in sight

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Radio Head Take The Shot!

    • @radiohead3852
      @radiohead3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he's so gorgeous I can't.

  • @stewartbugler
    @stewartbugler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya may have ranted... But that was actually kinda inspiring.
    Being creative is all I'm good at... And i always feel that im too poor to make any headway. I haven't done anything like a kickstarter or fund me cause i honestly don't think anyone would care enough to throw even a penny towards me without something to show from the get go.
    But you are right i should just set up the camera give it a film and see where i can take it.

  • @procyon9965
    @procyon9965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why is the Crash Bandicoot theme playing in the background?

    • @eridiumtotem5859
      @eridiumtotem5859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is also some terraria ice biome

    • @dallyboy89
      @dallyboy89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crash team racing

  • @gabrielleite5971
    @gabrielleite5971 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the crash team racing jam going on during the video

  • @Gardz
    @Gardz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Literally 30 seconds ago I’ve never been so early

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought the IPhone X when it came out, not a cheap phone. So I bought the big Otter Box case to protect it, you know the largest most protective case you can. Great case and I haven’t broken my phone the few times I’ve dropped it. I don’t see why people just don’t protect expensive items.

  • @idontevenknowwtf3825
    @idontevenknowwtf3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fund a disposable razor and a shaving cream, so slazo can finally shave that mustache

  • @nataliecooper9377
    @nataliecooper9377 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite part of Slazo videos is getting to watch the one piece of hair move further and further down his head

  • @alexsamarie8379
    @alexsamarie8379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    19 minutes late
    *oof*

  • @maenova4638
    @maenova4638 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:15 The fact that they openly admit to having narcissistic personality disorder explains so much.

  • @Glassee
    @Glassee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So, How aren you doing Cutie?

  • @heathercraig8243
    @heathercraig8243 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I especially love your TH-cam ramble. I like to think if you you put in genuine work/ effort and time then you can do anything. :3

  • @Steven-dm4wb
    @Steven-dm4wb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey dad

  • @marks665
    @marks665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like a total idiot. I just bought a brand new washer and dryer for my home, and figured I would pay for them by picking up overtime shifts at work. How silly of me to not think of asking total strangers to pay for them for me.

  • @birdsamora9925
    @birdsamora9925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    doing that outro, pyro does outros🤔🤔🤔

  • @user-ur2jr9bk5e
    @user-ur2jr9bk5e 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:53 love that Arthur reference

  • @diversifiedplural6294
    @diversifiedplural6294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Multiple sclerosis is not even fatal

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diversified Plural it is in the USA.

    • @xpouii-3992
      @xpouii-3992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It depends on the person. Some people die from MS. Some people live with unpredictable muscle loss and mental breaks that come and go without warning, and the need for medication so expensive that you’ll have to quit all jobs just to get enough government assistance to pay for medical bills because no insurance will cover you for under $1,000 per month for the amount of coverage someone with MS needs.
      So not always a death sentence but a real shit deal.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe in Canada but here in America cures are so overpriced and poverty is so prevalent people die from all sorts of things
      I think some kid died from measles few years ago, can you believe that, measles! thought that was extinct

  • @bruhmomentum5064
    @bruhmomentum5064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My cousin needed money so he could fly to DC, so he started doing menial chores for money. He didn’t go whine about it on the Internet.