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Thank you guys for having my back this week, I've finished moving back to NYC. Back on Schedule now.
Also the Algorithm changed.... Now the like button and satisfaction surveys are king. Please demolish them. Ok.
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i can prove his laughter cure faliure i was failing 3 classes 1 month before my finals this week and i brought them all up and got my finals done with a week to spare
What grade? Remeber, a is for average and b is for failure!
F A I L U R E!
*FAILURE*
SUCCESS
Mine are still awful
"Did I say you could leave?"
My Asian ass got chills when he said that, literal chills.
The times my mother has said this to me can be summed up into one digit:
Numerous
I got serious indian household ptsd from that too
That was the scariest part, to the ghost hahahaha.
I had flashbacks when he said that 🤣
SAME BRO SAMEEEEEEE
"You have telekinet-"
"telekiknee-"
"telemarketing power"
lmao
I lost it there!
Marling powah
I DIED
I read this when it happened in the vid😭
*We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty*
steven had me at "Did I say you can leave?"
Chinese parents always have absolute authority over their kids.
Huh don't underestimate Indian parents
“I will send you to Jesus” I felt that from parental fear 😂😂😂
and ghost too.
1:46
do the dishes or no human rights
“I walk your dimension to get to school”
😂😂😂
This one had me
😅
"Did I say you can leave, do the dishes or else I send you to jesus"
Throws slipper
that got me laughing
Shoe hits the ghost
Holy damage +100
+69 asian power
Yes I watched the video.
Paranormal Activity 69: The Return of Beijing Corn the Ghost Cat
...
I don't know how to respond to this
Your a failure!!!
He used to play piano at the Beijing corn field.POOR THING
hahaha that's a hollywood title right there
the guy above me is asian
I as an Asian feel that anger when I found out the ghost was wearing shoes INSIDE the HOME. 💀
That ghost is a FAILURE. Make all their ancestors cry
Just like: get the fuck out!😡
All ghosts are FAILURES! That's why they are ghosts.
I'm not Asian & I felt disappointment cuz I don't want that dirt in here.
If it were me, it's weird, but it were a real ghost, I'll get a priest to bless my house. I won't play the Asian parent, real ghost gets angrier rather than scared and then poof go away
"I will send you to Jesus", what a great line
1:48 😂😂
“What the hell, is that you? You have telekinetic, telekine, telemarketing power.”
01:22
He said that while I read this
@@TheyCallMeMinty same
He just couldn’t spit out the words
When I was started reading this he also said the same thing like I am reading this and he is saying it.
love how he's not even trying to hide the string.
It's floss
Why am I getting hated?
Im just telling him it's floss?
ok he deleted his comment
True
Might as well make it a rope. LOL. But I think that that's the point. :)
I love how it’s a black screen for me
Failute
When I visited my son and his family in Indonesia last year ,I was shown an official road sign warning motorists that they may encounter a ghost at this particular corner .
This was installed by the local traffic authority after complaints one had regularly been seen here .
I suppose it was advance warning to prevent traffic accidents .😅
You should have written on the sign " I didn't know this was the road to FAILURE!!"
😂I bet that got people to slow down better than other signs
I think my failures are cured, now. Thanks! :D You are the funniest person around and I like you can make people laugh without cussing too much or being dirty.
Jesus: Now child, how did you get here?
Ghost: An Asian yeeted a slipper at me.
"No worries, happens a lot more than you'd think"
@@lnefty iam an asian
I’m gonna do this when I’m 35 and have kids and see a ghost... WORD FOR WORD
@@Invixnlty Ok, the guy that made the video is too right? I mean..
😂
Therrapist: Why are you haunting this guy?
Ghost: He is the only one who can send me to Jesus
good joke dude
The ghost Will experience some failure
lol
🤣 1:53!
the rapist?
"Go do the dishes o I said you to Jesus"!..😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘I will send you to jesus’ ghost starts leaving and gets NAILED so funny
SLAP
When he said “I’ll send you to Jesus” I was dying
Yesss me too... Also when he said "i had to walk through your dimension to get to school"
Poor was traumatized.
@@MrSilversurfer0515 Oh, i thought he said “I want your dimension to get to school.”
Frtho! Bwahahaha
Don't mean to bother y'all or anything (like fr) but I make skits kinda like Steven He but not really! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks! :)
"You have telekineti- telekine- telemarketing power!"
Best quote of the year
Yes
Yees the best quote
Am telepathically speaking with you, To tell you about our new food product called "H2O" you've probably never heard of it.
@@monky8557 oh Ummmm..... Right....
"You don't become magician, you don't go to roulette table you come to my house."
"Ghost trying to get tan" Pfft 😂
Your just living rent free in my head now because of how funny you are, Your videos are so Wholesome, You bring a Smile to my face even during my break on my Show 😂
"I walked your dimension to get to school!"
That part killed me
Found the ghost guys, this guy failed at emotional control
FAILURE!
Bro I swear, all Asians that used to live in asia had to go through the labors of Hercules while fighting ten tigers in a meter of snow with a 100°C sun beating down on them all while carrying a small house on their back and wearing bricks for shoes.
@@REEbott86 that’ll be my family
what exactly does that means
you need to loop up grandpa pickles. old us cartoon from the 90s. meme creator.
This is the equivalent of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"
"if god wanted you to live, he would not have created me"
IKR
you know i can set you free, so do not make it durty ? or complicated ? i am on my own, i am sick of this game, not interested any more, it is ur problem, why u do not have body, to do what u should do before u leave this 3d matrix, come on, i need some rest 😢😢😢
There went my coffee 😂 I can't even fam this is gold!
🤣🤣🤣Telemarketing powers! omg Go do the dishes😂😂😂😂
“Did I say you could leave?”
Professional Asian turning the tables what a power move.
Welcome to ghost news a ghost was kidnapped by a asian we still dont known where the ghost is back to u micheal
lol
I think he scared the ghost. 🤣🤣🤣
"did I say you can leave!?"
Ghost: **instant regret**
Steven Dad: I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me, now stop being a failure and score an A in spooky class because my son's failure level is even scarier than you
@@MrSasukeSusanoo accurate words. definitely would be used by my father. 👌🏻
@@user-nu8xi4sl1e oh man I feel you bro 👊 same for me
@@MrSasukeSusanoo 👊🏻bro 😔
@@MrSasukeSusanoo why are you punching him
Today I got a bunch of your videos. They are hilarious! 😅😅😅😅 new sub.
"You have telemarketing powers..." pure gold..🤣😂🙃
“You think you’re scary, I warped your dimension to get to school.”
It was at that moment that the ghost realised that you can die even in the afterlife.
XD
xd
Xd
Xd
XD
the victim is more scarier than the actual ghost😂
The victim is the ghost
@@HelloHello-lh8tm HahahahahahHhaha
More scarier is the scariest part
*more scary
Your English is ‘more scarier’ than anything mate 😂
keep up the great work bro. I love your humor :)
My new favorite funny guy. Thank you, Sir. It's nice to see someone funny and fun for a change
I love how he brings common sense and reality to everyone... even a ghost.
U failure
Dang
lol
That’s true!
That ghost was a failure
I like how he never gets scared and only gets angry.
Go do the dishes
Your likes went from 100 to 111 in a few seconds
@@benhauzel1340 this is an achievement to remember. And I am surprised because this is probably my worst comment so far.
@@trexion3443 That's ok, still better than Steven's channel.
@@zivunknown So true
Love the vid! You deserve 4000M! UNDERRATED!
Thank you. I needed this 😂😂😂😂 Subscribed
That's how impressive Steven's dad's slipper throwing is... he can make slippers fly across dimensions :O
EXACTLY
@@StevenHe this is why you are one thing only other than a TH-camr about their dad
FAILURE
@@StevenHe you still FAILURE you hit sooo soft why not A very hard throw?
I read this with the accent in my head lmfao
@@StevenHe Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!
*Plot twist: his dad’s the ghost and secretly trying to tell him he is a failure*
Lol
Yo how do you type bold?
Loll
@@Niweera * this * no space
@@marosmariene9204 *cool* *cool* *cool*
"I will send you to Jesus"
He already failed walking into the gateways to heaven so he settled here 😂
No way he's getting back
Steven's dad's school is so far away
he warped into another dimension to get to school
“I didn’t know I ran a foster home for FAILURE.”
Steven’s dad steady spitting lava
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!!" that part got me😂😂
What does that means...I don't get it...
@@realreuben126 the ghost are in his house, he said that his house like a foster home for the failure of the spiritual realm
@@emilyleong6442 good to know thanks for your explanation😁
@@realreuben126 A repeated thing that Steven He does is to berate his "son" for being a failure.
Best line ever 🤣
I love how he is not even trying to hide the string
This is hilarious 😂
When will 2 of you collab? :)
why no onw like this comment
Remember when Steven’s dad said uncle Roger be coming over soon
I'm just gonna take a place here
You two really have to collab.
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!"
I laughed so hard. You're hilarious. Subscribed.
Omg, I had to pause at this spot 🤣😹🤣😂 I burst out laughing so hard 👍💀
It's almost 4 am and I'm in so much pain for trying not to laugh 😂
Dj yasuo :D
Ghost in his mind; EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!
'Emotional damage' 'I will send you to Jesus' and 'Are you dumb' are the best lines EVER!!!
What about when he calls people a failure? Or when he says "Stoopid"
Your videos are so funny just liked and subscribed best of luck with the channel and keep up the good work 💯
steven’s dad has evolved
he uses to fight lions with corn cans and tyrannosaurus with nunchucks
now he can fight a ghost with a slipper
Hes not a FAUUYYYLELERRRRRR
Slipper technique is from ancient China when they could warp time and space and hit ghost before it was born and in the last second of its life. Both at the same time.
😂
@@TheKueiJin I imagined saying this with his accent
slipper can go through space time
Ghost: *tries to leave*
Steven: D I D I S A Y Y O U C A N L E A V E?
Ghost: *worried*
Steven: go do the dishes
Ghost: *tries to leave again*
Steven: *I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S*
Ghost: *tried to leave and got sent to Jesus*
thank you for the transcription
now go do the dishes
I cackled at that part. I literally cackled. There's so much sass in his delivery, and I love it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SUS
nicely done. it’s getting harder and harder to find real humor anymore, appreciate it.
“I’ll send you to Jesus” a famous meme have be created again 😂
Ghost: *trying to cause chaos*
Steven: *fed up with it's antics and gives it a what for*
Ghost: *experiences emotional damage*
😂😂😂
EMOSHAHNAUL DAMAGE????
steven: hold da flashlight higher- why you hold it so high are you blind or just stoopid
steven:Dont hold it it lower than ur iq
Than only thing that is terrifying is your unemployment. Go start a business.
The fact that Steven can’t say "Telekinesis" so it became "Telemarketing" instead honestly just makes it funnier.
telekinetic
@@RIZFERD potato tomato, same thing, just different conjugation.
Steven's dad sometimes struggle with the English language.
@@hexagonal69bro doesn’t know what conjugation is
I thought he said Telemockety
I loved the bloopers and outtakes!😂
The fact he doesn’t hide the string proves he’s just doing it for fun and to entertain others ❤ this is why I love creators like this
He just doesn't know how to hide….
Totally reminds me of classic TH-cam like Smosh lol
“Did i say you can leave?”
*AT THIS POINT THE GHOST KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET SENT TO JESUS BY NINJA SLIPPERS*
Lol
Jesus:why you come to here again?
AT this Moment that he knew he f*uckt up
Lol ( emotional damage)
@@wwvnmnvww472 ghost : i regret tried to haunt some asian guy
I LOVE THIS TH-cam THIS IS MY FAVORITE
I like how he shows no emotion except anger
Steven's dad:- I will send you to Jesus
*throws his slipper
Almost every exorcist out there:- Am I a joke to you?
HAHA
My grandmother said the same thing when I started growing facial hair
Steven's Dad to the exorcists: Yes,
You a failure
Too expensive
From whence you came
Hahahahah "the only thing scary is the monetization"
here before the great swarm of likes
Ayyyy
I am ur fan sir.. we compete on watching many videos,,
pretty sure he said the only thing scary about that is demonetization. but its basically the same thing.
Everywhere I go... I see him
I just love your videos so much it aways make me laugh and lightens up my mood when I'm having a bad day.I can always count on you to make me smile😂❤😂
"Failure management" with ghosts - I love it!
Steven: "I will send you to Jesus"
Ghost: " Well you see he didn't want me. Why do you think I'm here?"
Steven: "So Jesus didn't want you? How can you be that much of a FAILURE?!"
You know you're a damn failure, when even a failure like Steven calls you out
@Alice Lanterne then what doesNicholas mean
*legend says even steven didn't want them*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
"Did I say you can leave"
Got me laughing out of my chair
And then the slipper slapping the heck out of the ghost's head had me dying.
I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS
Go do the dishes!
If it's saying Asian it's sound scary.
Ultimate weapon : Did I say you can leave?
When he said when did I tell you to leave and I will send you to Jesus 😂 it’s so funny
"we bring laughter to more people to cure their failures"
-Stevens dad 2021
So basically you're saying
"we act like failures to entertain other failures"
I read this as he said it🤣🤣
@@2old2kare94 same haha
Asian: I will send you to Jesus
Ghost: *open’s the door*
Asian: *hits with the sandal*
1:53 funny😂
Yes he open the door to jesus
@@mattthewvera7333 and he must hit by the sandal to get through the door XD
@@trongan5688 xD🤣
1:53
Ghost: **emotional damage**
“You have telekineti … telekine … telemarketing powers” 😂
LOve how you can see the person in the sheets and their leg. Thank you for that Steven.
So nobody gonna talk about how Steven’s dad is a double academy award winner? No wonder he thinks his son is a failure...
Not even made with real gold, biggest disappointment until Steven was born.
His other foot started a business at 9, easy
This is standard for Asians
HAHA
@@StevenHe you are a failure
The fear of the slipper is so universal, even ghosts flinch at the sight of it
Steven disguised as a ghost getting hit with a shoe is comedy gold
That smack was a direct headshot 😂
He send the ghost back to Jesus so fast, that what I call efficient exorcism
“I will send you to jesus! 🩴”
Those ghost movies lied to us.... the best way to exorcise is take out your sandal and just say the golden words-
"I wiLL sEnD you To jEsuS"🩴
Very effective.
and he making him do the dishes 🤣
It doesn't matter if you are a mortal or ghost. If an elder picks up a flip-flop, you really want to be somewhere else.
I didnt know I ran a foster Home for failures!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“Did I say you could leave. Go do the dishes”
It was game over for the ghost at that point
emotional damage
"I will send you to jesus"
@@theinkygamer2422 1:53
@@eh7602 Damn, nice to know there’s pcs in heaven XD
“WHAT YOU DOING AT THE DOOR AT THIS SMALL APARTMENT WE HAVE NO SUNLIGHT”
Steven he: see's footprints
Ghost: appears
Steven he: turn's ultra instinct
Clicked faster than Stevens dad saying Steven is a failure
you stole my idea
Facts
Impossible
That not possible even mentally
IMPOSSIBLE
Most spirits feared the cross, but it was on this day that when poltergeists see a slipper, they burst into flames of failure
All spirits fear the combination of S A L T, C A N D L E, and S P I C E S
@@Crash_- Yeah, but, salt, a candle, and spices, is how you remove spirits from your house.
@@Crash_- I do, but why not explain how to clear a house of spirits?
Imma just sip my lizard soup and watch, carry on
@@squishytoyfish sounds like a good idea, I'll just spam the forums on the game Phasmophobia to add the slipper as a useful item
The string makes this 1000× funnier
I think this should get some award
"I walked through your dimension to get to School"
I'm more dead than the ghost
Fr though💀
I like "I warp your dimension to get to school" better
U on crack or smth he said “I want your dimension to get to school”
The distance changes every video istg ☠️
"did I say you could leave" "go do the dishes" "I will send you to Jesus"
I’m legit not scared of ghosts anymore
Activate Asian Power
I’ll just yeet a slipper at em
@@richatripathi5153 +15% physical dmg bonus on Asian type Ghosts
@@waffle7990 and 50% headshot multiplier
@@richatripathi5153 100% crit chance
90% chance to activate passive skill: insta kill
Passive skill: insta kill
(Deals 100% of the enemy's health)
Active skill: curving projectile
(Targets the closest ghost)
@@lancechristophermambo2285 you play dokkan battle?
What da hail and I didn't know I was running a foster home for failures have me dying. That and the slipper throwing. Comedy gold! 😂🥇
Many thanks for making me laugh in Minnesota
Asian: "Are you Doctor yet?"
Ghost: "Well, I was one before I died."
A: "So you no doctor now?"
G: "Well, no, I-"
A: "So you a failure. Go and study until you are doctor."
G: "Bu-"
A: "Did I say you can talk back? Go and study." *throws slipper*
Epicly
Lmao 🤣 just like my parents when i died to a car crash
@@REN-il5bu you WHAT?!
Or i sent you to Jesus
@@REN-il5bu you immortal
My stereotypical Western friend’s dad:
“Get the f**k out of my sight!!”
My Asian dad:
“Did I say you can leave?!”
As a chinese, I can prove this is true
As an australian I can say that i have had no experience similar to this
As an Indian, I also prove this is true! 😂
As a black person, my grandmother was like both of these in the same instance. LOL!
As an Cambodian I can prove this is true
Why Does Steven He Always Make My Day Better?
Hilarious as Always😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👻🩴
Your videos are EPIC!!!!
Man I love your ascent so know we the string😂😂😂
"Did I say you can leave?"
- Every Asian parents ever -
Sounds like teachers when they say the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
BAHAHAHA, the plot twist!
*Leaves
Asian parents: So you have chosen
More homework
💀 So true.
"I will send you to Jesus"
-Steven He, Art of failure Management.
OMFG I CANT🤣🤣🤣
Would like to see more ghost skits very funny
I loved how the slippers headshot the ghost...
And yeah the last scene was the best
"Did I say you can leave?" - It escalated so quickly.
Instead of being scared of the ghost the dad rages at it.
" Are you dumb?"
HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing!
Thanks for describing the joke. I almost didn't get it.
Ayeo my guys, I make skits! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks :)
@Oscar Skuza Everyone saw it lol, we just pretend i didn't happen because it is physically impossible for Steven to make it move without it
@@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 true 😂
Your awesome man love you bud
Dude your hilarious!!😂
“Ghosts don’t hunt Asians”
Every Japanese death game: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”
In fact every asian is not allowed play game like this because they will send the ghost to jesus
him: I will send you to Jesus!
every Japanese death game: *tries to kill him*
Him: Yeets flip flop to each of emm
Y e s
It's because those ones are also asians. Making it 10000% scarier
ghost dont haunt pure asian and chinese