Yeah, seriously tho, like, what the hell?! Like, what, is he secretly a nin- Asian ninja or something? Huh... welp, why, I guess all that ‘sending you to JE-sUs’ really helped him, huh?
Definitely worth an hour of my time ..... 🤣👍 Most of these i've not even seen yet. This guy (& his crew) KNOWS what comedy is & should either have his own show or be introduced to some sketch show or something. A real winner ..... no failure!!!
Considering he sold drugs ("this is the stuff I used to deal in highschool") I don't think Steven's dad really looks any further than the economic reasons for selling them
I like how in the beginning if there’s like 20 minutes of just Steven, insulting a blanket on top of like a chair or something and makes me laugh every single time
What we need most: 1) Beijing Corn 2) Failure 3) Physics needed to be invented 4) "Stoo-ped" 5) B's in maths 6) Shoe 7) Steven's unemployment 8) Panda Express being banned
I’d love to see Steven in a movie. Can you imagine Dad running a Chinese restaurant, and then ripping into the lead characters for 5 minutes because they plan like failures. Then the post credit scene is Dad ripping into the antagonist for failing his master plot….for 2 minutes…fade to black but the voice continues.
I will play this when I sleep at night because I’m not a FAILURE. In the morning i’m gonna walk 20 mile! And eat beijng corn in the morning(read it in steven’s dad voice)
Steven definitely knows martial arts for sure. I love your skits man. I have been following you even before emotional damage. You have a lot of fans in my country Nigeria, because our parents actually acts like yours 😂
Wow that’s some good content
ikr great content
Why did you never thought of making a compilation, steven.... Stooopid
Steven he Ngl I can kinda impersonate ur voice
Edit 1: YOO my highest likes!
^^ right? ^^ (Go subscribe to the content creator or else his ancestors will cry and his dad will be even more disappointed in him).
🎉
All jokes aside, Steven is viciously good with nunchucks.
Yeah, seriously tho, like, what the hell?!
Like, what, is he secretly a nin- Asian ninja or something?
Huh... welp, why, I guess all that ‘sending you to JE-sUs’ really helped him, huh?
Lol
*show hate to Steven, he’ll pull the nunchucks out. So don’t mess with him.*
And with the slipper
Well duh, he's asian
"You think you scary? I warp your dimension to get to school"
Steven's Dad before physics being invented must've been the most op anime protagonist
No failures
I want an anime based on how steven's dad lived before physics was invented.It will be hilarious to watch 😂
@@klingxgod4064 yes, we need it
@@Xian-9202 😂😂😂😂😂
He literally became flash travel through time to get to space
"YOU SUCH A FAILURE YOU MAKE MY SON LOOK LIKE ELON MUSK" Had me dead bro
XD
shut up or i will send you to jesus
"You don't wanna beat it properly?" I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS
Steven cook MINUTE rice in FIFTY EIGHT SECONDS
@@Duckiee3 Steven! Use SHADOW-CLONE-JUTSU
I love Steven He, and also give this man an award for making this
It's called a gold play button.
@@MarcuustheMoose 🤓
Knowing something doesn't make you a nerd...@@MN_Mapping
“Oh I smell bitch in here..!”
I died when he said that. I laughed so hard it was nuts.
Steven's Dad needs a ringtone that says "My Son is failure" over and over, as it rings. It may already exist.
probably
No joke he does 😂😂
OMG Brilliant.. going to make one.
Were you talking asian while commenting
'' oh you cat, what happened you run out of lives'' had me laughing so hard
“When I was 9 I was 25”
😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling on the floor with laughter
WHAT IS THAAAAA SUPPOSED TO MEAN 😊
ha me too😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Definitely worth an hour of my time ..... 🤣👍 Most of these i've not even seen yet. This guy (& his crew) KNOWS what comedy is & should either have his own show or be introduced to some sketch show or something. A real winner ..... no failure!!!
" Oh, you cat? We make friends." had me dead
"I said find X! Not find your last braincell!" my favorite Steven He line of all time
"I don't want to say, I don't want to be rude, but when the last time you shower? When you came in you smell like ass in the fish market." got me.
0:35 the string got me dying 😭😭
You Seen it to lol🤣😂😭
right im outta hereee bro
I love how his reason for not doing drugs is it's too expensive
Considering he sold drugs ("this is the stuff I used to deal in highschool") I don't think Steven's dad really looks any further than the economic reasons for selling them
"Your like a car horn trying to be Stealthy" killed me lmao
I LOVE WHEN HE SAID "DONT DO DRUGS ITS TO EXPENSIVE" THAT WAS SO FUNNY
“What plant grows like a doughnut?” Absolutely had me 🤣
Ikno
I like how in the beginning if there’s like 20 minutes of just Steven, insulting a blanket on top of like a chair or something and makes me laugh every single time
Therapist: Every dream has a meaning
My dreams:
"There are two types of people....those who like spring rolls...and liars, everybody love spring rolls."
The worst part is, he's not wrong
The other worst part is that I’ve never tried spring rolls
@Brooke Dubowitch but you still like spring rolls
@@Bummerland.Here.I.Am. i bet you still like them tho
What we need most:
1) Beijing Corn
2) Failure
3) Physics needed to be invented
4) "Stoo-ped"
5) B's in maths
6) Shoe
7) Steven's unemployment
8) Panda Express being banned
Being sent to jesus
Physics being invented? I gotta tell Isaac Newton quickly
@@CapcomFanBoy “enemy spotted, fire ballistic Beijing corn”
@@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp firing at an asian is illegal. (I'm actually asian)
Im over here dying laughing, He is so funny😭😭😭
Finally a 1 hour vid that is actually 1 hour and not 59 minutes and 59 seconds
Steven He you need to make more videos with your "mother". We love her.
“Failure “ and “stoobid” and “emotional damage “ are just the best lines
You forgot WaT dA HaAAiIllLl (U saY )!
I will send you to jesus
"do the dishes" "I will send you to Jesus"
“Oh, back in my day physics wasn’t invented yet.”
I made that joke with one of My teachers
"EMOTINAL DAMAGE you want some thearapy"
probably you can just... hold down the block button.
The first one was the best, Steven is an introvert fr
Just too funny!!!! Thank u 🙏🏻 I love the bloopers u show as well!!!
"When I was your age, physics weren't invented yet." That's not a flex, that's defying Issac Newton's laws.
I’d love to see Steven in a movie. Can you imagine Dad running a Chinese restaurant, and then ripping into the lead characters for 5 minutes because they plan like failures. Then the post credit scene is Dad ripping into the antagonist for failing his master plot….for 2 minutes…fade to black but the voice continues.
15:23*slaps the table* EMOTIONAL DAMGE?!?!?! wow thats a classic
An hour long. What a treat.
"STEVEN ITS ONE OF UR FAILURES. I SMELL BISH IM HERE"
I can watch this over and over and still laugh xD
1:00 the fact that he stood there and insulted a sheet was hilarious would recommend for an extreme try not to laugh challenge
The fact this is exactly 1 hours long is perfect
We need more of these long mash ups 😄😄😄😄
That's what this channel is based on. Used to do 1 hour loops but everypne liked compilations better
After finishing this hour, I have achieved my inner EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
43:45-43:50 honestly the best line in this mash up
It’s so funny when the Asian dad said, “Steven? Is this one of your failures?”
Imma die laughing when he said “what the hell that’s my new sheet” I also liked he said” who are you my ex girlfriend”
"THE SCREEN"S BRIGHTER THAN YO FUTURE!"
Me: True
love the first clip where we just ignore the string attached to the can to pull it down
Steven is viciously better at using his heatseeking lock on slipper
“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t know you were cat… I thought you were just stoobid-“ this shit is too funny, I shouldn’t be laughing
Same
Timmy speak French! Steven.. Flyyy.
Steven was invented b4 physics
This part had me laughing so much I couldn’t breathe 5:24
Buying an ipad, returning it and coming back a week later for the open box discount was pretty genius Lol
"Your screen is brighter than your future is emotional damage at a completely new dimension!!! I died!
I laughed with tears.
“Is that a calculator? What the hail… are you high?”😂😂😂😂😂
his accent makes it 10000000x funnier
*What tha hail so cold,who are you my ex girlfriend!?* got me wheezing the heck out of me.
Me:Social anxiety
Steven:I will send you to Jesus
“I will send you to Jesus”…That’s all I needed to hear😆
"Dont do drugs... its to expensive". "That had me going"
DUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEE!!!!! I laugh so god damn hard in this one ! Keep up with those, i enjoy it :D
Son: I can't just active Asian powers. Dad: because you failure had me crying😂😂😂
i love the fact that it is exactly 1 SINGLE hour
Why is Steven He so funny jesus christ this man is underrated lol!
Mate how is he underrated he has like 2 million subs.
@@fardgamer1233Mrbeast has 1.74 billion
@@mangostestes9371he has 334 million subs
the ghost being a Cat was the truest plot-twist i ever seen in my life.
"u failed trying to be an actor" "dies of unemployment"
My friends and I always say emotional damage during lunch at school. These videos are super funny
I will play this when I sleep at night because I’m not a FAILURE. In the morning i’m gonna walk 20 mile! And eat beijng corn in the morning(read it in steven’s dad voice)
16:03 is that a Siberian Kitten? It’s SOOOO CUTE 🥰🥰🥰 I love cats
Bro, I love it when he pulled out the shoe and said, "I will send you to Jesus."
Man i love the 1:30 minutes of just blackscreen at the end, totally my favourite Steven He moment
It really feels like stevens dad and steven are actually father and son
The you have telemarketing power? Got me so bad
This generous youtuber merged all these videos together to teach us how to be true failures. Many thanks.
I will send you to Jesus ! 🤪👟
"What happened did you run out of lives?" The puss in boots reference there is amazing 😂
20 miles on one foot, my other foot was starting a business. . . Still in tears.
I love Steven he and I love u for making a 1 hour video of Steven he
Those Skyrim death poses are on point.
i love when he said ill send you to jesu lol plp no jokes aside that is the most funniest one we ever seen
No, I can not believe nobody is sponsoring you.
Your videos are great!
You have telecon- telece- telecmarketing powers had me rolling🤣🤣🤣
15:10 "I have to block the sun?!" Idk that's such an odd thing to announce it was hilarious to me
“YOU HAVE UM DA TELEKINETIC NO UH DA TELEKINESIS NO DA TELEKEMARKETING POWER” caught me off gaurd
39:41 had me laughing like hell
the ghost thing had me dying bro
Keep up the good work I really enjoy watching you makes me a little happier you know
When he talks about the quadratic formula I actually took notes because that was the subject my math teacher was teaching
dang, even a ghost can be sent to jesus by stevens dad😂😂😂
Man. I had just forgotten about the gaton assaulto raiflu.
on 1:26 his smile tho moving to a frown and smile at the same time thats what it looks like for me
I lost it at "What plant grows like a donut?"
Been waiting for this!
So Funny Steven Too Funny Man Said"When U Came In The Room It Smelled Like Ass From The Fish Market"😀😂
Someone needs to make a Steven he sound board
I love Steven , He is so funny and Great to watch on TH-cam
I love how you can see the string 11:41
"There's something in my wall called a door" that got me good so hard I was dying laughing
The way he insults Steven is hilarious
"your screen is brighter than your future"
0:41 what da heil
Emotional dammage
Steven he: we make friends bejing corn: yes
I love how the first one string was put on the can
Steven definitely knows martial arts for sure. I love your skits man. I have been following you even before emotional damage. You have a lot of fans in my country Nigeria, because our parents actually acts like yours 😂