Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For
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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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WHAT
JACKKKKK AHAHHA
I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes
YO
"Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie
I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol
And barnacle boy
@@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam
Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments
Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.
This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators
That is scarily too true.
Lol
Opaloompa war
it’s for both
Don't forget people with very odd fetishes....
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
*proceeds to remove 100% of him*
Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol
I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something
@@Wild_Child189
Full-on Hama mode
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀
She should have made him pee his pants.
I mean, he was a murderous creep
She's worse than hama
@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?
@@Book_Heaven803ikr
She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.
When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom
👏👏👏
Wikihow really out here changing lives huh
Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her
D. Frost sure
Your body is made up of 65% water,
_and siren is thirsty.._
WAIT NONONONONO-
Lol
Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens
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Most of the women in town are mermaids.
Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.
Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.
@@shwahgamerRealistic
The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood
@@EirwenVivantelYou mean the "guys who pretend to be mermaid hunters as a front for killing women and children" part, or the...
... yeah, I don't know what else you could be talking about.
I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.
Yeah
And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.
and Danny excusing the hunters
sad moments
@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right
@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood
God I’m ruined. She said “You’re officially a mermaid” and I heard “you’re o-FISH-ally a mermaid”. Kill me.
...Wait, that wasn't what she said?...
Ruined? More like blessed.
Ok what’s your locations
Did she not? Lmfao
@@frobbler4744 wtf
Siren: I want my REAL mom
The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐
Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD
lol
Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
I cackling
She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left
"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune
Thank you!! I thought so too
Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans
A unique whale?
I noticed this as well.
"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!
i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo
lmao
@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.
@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care
Actually there's 3 titles for scales
Scales: a mermaids tale
Scales: mermaids are real
And
Scales: there's no nice word for ugly
a talemers maid scalestale
You for got the 4th title
Scales: My My Bo Bo
Actually the director leaked a 5th title:
*Brittle bone man & friends*
Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title?
Scales: Snakes nit mermaids
Scales: lifting the weights
this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11
lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy
A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher
Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky
She caused covid-19
Lol
21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
*There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*
That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.
Damn ok @@isavenewspapers8890
This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories
100% I would have written this when I was 14
Yeah...
Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"
Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O
The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.
My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”
Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.
Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass
@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?
What about you’re shellfish
You're such a *stiff mass*
LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."
Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭
The milf mermaid 😂
Milfmaid if you will
Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.
Omg lmao
'Are they singing?'
'no, they're filing their taxes'
So that's why they're wailing.....
hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).
Lmao
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STOP NO
Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do
The men in this movie are making me uncomfortable how was this a kids movie
C'mon, why can't we just have a nice moment?
There is no nice word for ugly.
Don’t forget the part where Siren fucking murders one of them!
I would like this comment but i don't wanna disturb the likes
@@duchesssappho8087 no worries, other people disturbed the likes for you !
I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.
"The Thirteenth Year" did it way better
Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can
The username, the pfp, the comment; finally I discovered pure perfection
This was too good
“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*
aleiah leilua *almost 12*
aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-
I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually
Lmfaooooo
I was like wtf girl
"Your cousin has cancer heal her"
"Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "
@@cr3ep_er 🤣
😂🤣
The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus?
No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼♀️
Selfish mermaids
@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?
... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"
One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤
IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(
So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”
She got mommy issues 😬
Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren
Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-
Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you
Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it
Siren:...
Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”
Mans broke his wrist touching a door
Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*
Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand
Broo this left me dying 😂
why is this funny XD
The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.
the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly
It’s almost like for centuries men have killed, beaten, and exploited women and girls for things they want from our bodies despite the fact that they could just treat us with respect and dignity and just ask for it like a normal person. But they feel they have a right to what they want from our bodies and so they kill us instead of asking for it… but that’s like… that’s never happened.
girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
siren: water
😂😂😂
😏she tries to stay away
water: blushes
no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water
@@thephoenix1643 omggggg
Why do the mermaid hunters in this children’s movie all have pedo vibes?
RIGHT 💀
I was thinking the same thing! Maybe the writers have some weird fetish or kink
@@captainclean8024 probably
Ayeee Todoroki 🖤
“I WANT THAT GIRL”
My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD
Same Danny, same.
I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀
yah it was a joke that went over your head
The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.
yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma
Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously
"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."
yes
i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!
I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦
They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/
19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.
So that's where the budget went..
That’s actually a pretty expensive tail
How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man
that's what I wondered. Either the mermaids have the ability to procreate without a partner, which would mean they'd all be pure blood OR they mate with human men because there are no mermen, thus making all of them not "pure blood"
To even have pure-blood and half-blood, there would have to be mermen.
I don't think the creators of this movie really thought any of it through. Like her turning that bad guy into water, where did the rest of him go?
Unless two mermaids can procreate in this universe?
@@certifiedrat I don’t want to imagine how that would look
i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy
Uh oh 😰
Don’t worry they’ll be getting brittle and hard in a few hours
“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him
Creepus Deletus
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that
That means siren wants to breathe and love you
@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭
The other 40% is his clothes
danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
he clearly hasnt watched the lorax
Clearly
It’s a movie
The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
Some random dude: yea?
Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Literally they bliss out when they breathe
@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol
NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭
24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?
Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something
Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol
They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing
ok but like, logically- wouldn’t the mermaids would be more useful alive cause there blood would be continuously circulating?
That's what I'm saying! Instead of killing them and getting those couple measly liters, you could keep them alive and just take their blood as they produce it. The process would be even easier if they donated blood voluntarily, but if you're going to hunt them, at least make it count for something, jeez.
-I did a great job sounding like a serial killer there, wow-
Hi, nice to meet you kidnap them and strap them down! Keep them unconscious always! Steal the blood forever!
and dont forget to feed them a lot of troom troom chips so that they can get fat -and ugly- and produce more blood
i also have some more ideas for how get more blood but i need money to reveal those
@@Mia-xk3ro i like your name so 1000000 will be enough
@@hiitsnicetomeetyou Oh, I thought you were one, because I was thinking "Finally, someone gets what I've been saying."
This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in
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@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying
Well did you?
No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us
WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8
“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂
This is honestly one of my comfort videos on TH-cam. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂
Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*
Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)
@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?
@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂
Why is the audio in this movie so weird, every line of dialogue said outside sounds like it was recorded in a tiny bathroom
ClassyCorgi I’m pretty sure it’s a low production movie, so that’s mostly why it sucks.. 😂
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I mean ... that sounds pretty accurate
Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds
Adam: *Gets severely injured*
Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*
11:09 rare footage of the crying child
FROM FNAF?
Danny: second on trending
Drew: third on trending
wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn
Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz
@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss
20th sub you have to update your youtube description now
I AM
Oh
Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore
Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*
@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃
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^ You guys are scaring the children
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Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME
@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL
15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-
I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭
Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.
Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day
honestly, where's the lie?
James Hay same
Lol, good comment
Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA
“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison
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@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
(For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )
@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg
15:10 I just noticed, Siren's friend looks straight at the camera for a second
Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.
Siren: *is named siren*
Me: So like the mermaid thingy
Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance
Yup
I had the same reaction 😂
I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing
Ingrid Moore LOL
To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”
As a former middle schooler, a middle school girl running to the bathroom & *taking her bag* sadly does in fact elicit gasps
bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀
This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it
Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story
Flash back
Omg I used to be so into H2O
"I've got it"
don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again
"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*
I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.
I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
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Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person
Is this the origin of squishy bones ???
Yes!
The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid.
Why is nobody talking about how Adam told his dad who the mermaid was? And then helps her escape afterwards? This movie makes no sense
fr! adam was a whole snitch smh
Your pfp is nice. Count Olaf try to burn your house down yet?
Wait I just wanna compliment your amazing profile photo, Veeery fancy doilies.
love the pfp
I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood
The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family
Many shessss a mermaid
It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES
@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe
I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing
this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.
“they’re so shellfish” I’m dead 😭😭😭😭😭
i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids
“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment
so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know
Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.
You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you
70 % actually, but it depends on your age
also siren's totally cool just ditching her adoptive mom that raised her for 11 years? without even a goodbye or anything? to live with this chic that ditched her to go swim around and wail in the ocean and do nothing?
and legally how is no one thinking the adopted mother made siren disappear? what are the legal ramifications here, i-
@@arsenic6218 the principal and a majority of the town are either mermaids or related to a mermaid. So there's really no need because everyone in the town is trying to keep mermaids under wraps and that's what she wants especially because all the mermaids spend up to three years at a time in the water and then 3 on land.
@@miahpapaya7137 someone really did their research with this movie lmaoo
@@mcbedo6568 Cause ur too lazy
@@franjo5174 huh?
As an asthmatic... I love air
21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.
( my my poo poo )
WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS
LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true
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Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters
Because Plot reasons
That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.
Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-
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@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.
i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀
"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*
I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man
Guy is a French name tho 😔
yet
The comments always hold gold
Guy sensei: *starts shaking*
If her mom wanted to protect her and hide the fact that she's a mermaid, then why did they name her Siren?
Maybe they thought that the hunters would think no mermaid in hiding would have such an obvious name, and therefore not think Siren was a mermaid.
She's named after the ambulance.
Thats like naming a child girl and then hoping they dont find out theyre female
I mean fr
@@Squills0 🤣🤣🤣
5:03 for free??
💀💀
This was the first video I've seen of Danny's and now I'm officially greg
Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
Also Siren: literally deletes the guy
Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.
She deleted him harder than Monika every could
your*
Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass
She just D4C'd that man
this movie genuinely feels like something a kid would make up when theyre 7
right? I was thinking "this is kind of cringy, but also I don't want to make fun of it cause it sounds like a game I'd make up when I was little..."
Deltamel or a wattpad story lmao
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i’m pretty sure i made up a make believe game with my friends that was literally the plot of this movie when we were like 6 or 7
*they’re, I’m sorry, please forgive me
This whole movie sounds like my royale high roleplay script from when I was 10.
21:07 I’m sorry, but do not leave this man with any child 😭
Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.”
*that’s called puberty, sis*
Her: :O
ohhhhhh
You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨
Li hä oh god you’re right 😬
Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .
“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.
That's so true lol
Omg 😂
Oh lmfao
I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao
@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.
every morning I hear a voice out my window
whispering
*my my poo poo*
I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn
Dam this is just my comfort video 😅
Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all
siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret
Relatable, except in my school it was a witch
I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard
Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then
Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.
It feels like the entire plot for this movie was made by a bunch of random girls having a sleepover
I think it was-
In second grade.
that one blood thirsty girl with pedo daddy issues but the others were scared of blood
@@pricelesspoprocks1412 the creepy dad was made by an edgy gachatuber, change my mind
@@sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400 can't disagree
Siren seriously? Like if she wasn’t a mermaid what would the birth story be “oh yea I was named after the ambulance I was delivered in”
parents were into mythology maybe? I mean I have met someone who was named Siren for that exact reason, her mother was really interested in mythology and thought they were cool creatures and the word was pretty lol
@@RiverStyxx24 I hope his doesn’t come off as rude but I was just sayin that as a joke but that’s actually a really cool name and a cool story. I just was thinking of how funny the story of that name could be😁
This movie just looks like the writers had too many ideas
If I made this, it would've been about The Hunters and I would've expanded the dinamic between the dad/leader, his kid, and top lieutenant.
“Are they singing?”
“No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”
Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣
Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.
@@Zenigundam
Really?
They're responsible for me and millions of others?
Cool.
@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?
@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.
4:45 Honestly throughout the entire four years I’ve been to high school (like most people) I have only ever used the school bathroom TWICE.
“Your forgetting something about yourself” *casually kills a man*
"your body is made of 65% water!"
**Makes 100% of him disappear**
My first song
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@@diordo4109 congratulations :D
brainmare stop spamming
Trishiee V where’s the other 35%
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Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.
YES
She fucking blood bended lmao
yeah xd
H0LY F R I C C
She pulled a Percy jackson