Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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  • @jackgrazer457
    @jackgrazer457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130248

    HA

    • @Meeechiii88Azecas
      @Meeechiii88Azecas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

      10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

    • @madelenhal
      @madelenhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11070

      WHAT

    • @sophiamarino1185
      @sophiamarino1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8874

      JACKKKKK AHAHHA

    • @kxmmyqwq
      @kxmmyqwq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11896

      I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4586

      YO

  • @candice6426
    @candice6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5617

    "Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie

    • @cuteraccoon2133
      @cuteraccoon2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol

    • @tyanna270
      @tyanna270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      And barnacle boy

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam

    • @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629
      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments

    • @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629
      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.

  • @pyschoclaw9330
    @pyschoclaw9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6089

    This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators

  • @WhoKilledLixqs
    @WhoKilledLixqs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1486

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

    • @sirGuy1995
      @sirGuy1995 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

    • @Wild_Child189
      @Wild_Child189 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Wild_Child189
      Full-on Hama mode

  • @Vagabond_inc
    @Vagabond_inc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5921

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

    • @elijennings9913
      @elijennings9913 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

      She should have made him pee his pants.

    • @Greystorm1619
      @Greystorm1619 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      I mean, he was a murderous creep

    • @Book_Heaven803
      @Book_Heaven803 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      She's worse than hama

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

    • @Hamdragons
      @Hamdragons 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Book_Heaven803ikr

  • @fadaskhan3227
    @fadaskhan3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10359

    She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

    • @erinbush9005
      @erinbush9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

    • @ZiggyFL
      @ZiggyFL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      👏👏👏

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

    • @dfrost03
      @dfrost03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

    • @savannahgassiot
      @savannahgassiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      D. Frost sure

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4580

    Your body is made up of 65% water,
    _and siren is thirsty.._

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Most of the women in town are mermaids.
    Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

    • @EirwenVivantel
      @EirwenVivantel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@shwahgamerRealistic

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cameravice1825
      @cameravice1825 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@EirwenVivantelYou mean the "guys who pretend to be mermaid hunters as a front for killing women and children" part, or the...
      ... yeah, I don't know what else you could be talking about.

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3720

    I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

    • @echoingoutofexistence4222
      @echoingoutofexistence4222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Yeah

    • @grantslater861
      @grantslater861 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

    • @DeerEwe
      @DeerEwe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      and Danny excusing the hunters
      sad moments

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

    • @DeerEwe
      @DeerEwe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

  • @bradyweed4124
    @bradyweed4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    God I’m ruined. She said “You’re officially a mermaid” and I heard “you’re o-FISH-ally a mermaid”. Kill me.

    • @tealover4870
      @tealover4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...Wait, that wasn't what she said?...

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ruined? More like blessed.

    • @frobbler4744
      @frobbler4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok what’s your locations

    • @meowrchl97
      @meowrchl97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did she not? Lmfao

    • @tealover4870
      @tealover4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frobbler4744 wtf

  • @tasha4112
    @tasha4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14200

    Siren: I want my REAL mom
    The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

    • @kaibai2636
      @kaibai2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

    • @Trinityyy73
      @Trinityyy73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      lol

    • @dinopines9191
      @dinopines9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I cackling

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
      Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
      This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

  • @user-uz4my8xr4d
    @user-uz4my8xr4d ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    "Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

    • @Kristianalexis1
      @Kristianalexis1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Thank you!! I thought so too

    • @cubisttubist
      @cubisttubist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

    • @Aaron-bw3xu
      @Aaron-bw3xu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      A unique whale?

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I noticed this as well.

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +566

    i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

    • @DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm
      @DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      lmao

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

  • @jazminesanchez1982
    @jazminesanchez1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2854

    Actually there's 3 titles for scales
    Scales: a mermaids tale
    Scales: mermaids are real
    And
    Scales: there's no nice word for ugly

    • @huntercarneystandup
      @huntercarneystandup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      a talemers maid scalestale

    • @madeofsteel8923
      @madeofsteel8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You for got the 4th title
      Scales: My My Bo Bo

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Actually the director leaked a 5th title:
      *Brittle bone man & friends*

    • @ILPVG
      @ILPVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title?
      Scales: Snakes nit mermaids

    • @imfam0use
      @imfam0use 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scales: lifting the weights

  • @krokikrumpsun624
    @krokikrumpsun624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9418

    this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

    • @tadokoropilled
      @tadokoropilled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

    • @God-fq9ly
      @God-fq9ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      She caused covid-19

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @Sulfur1cAc1d
    @Sulfur1cAc1d 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
    *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.

    • @MissingPhoenix11
      @MissingPhoenix11 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Damn ok ​@@isavenewspapers8890

  • @suzevdh6790
    @suzevdh6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22140

    This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      100% I would have written this when I was 14

    • @kitcat9038
      @kitcat9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yeah...

    • @dragonfruiity
      @dragonfruiity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O

    • @mbunnyj7051
      @mbunnyj7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.

  • @stephenharlin
    @stephenharlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

    • @Dbendikid
      @Dbendikid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

    • @crybabylovecats
      @crybabylovecats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

    • @paigealicious1718
      @paigealicious1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about you’re shellfish

    • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
      @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're such a *stiff mass*

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +561

    LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

    • @norabrown7960
      @norabrown7960 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

    • @holloworacle3140
      @holloworacle3140 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The milf mermaid 😂

    • @princeluffy412
      @princeluffy412 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Milfmaid if you will

  • @justadogdude
    @justadogdude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

  • @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443
    @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9856

    'Are they singing?'
    'no, they're filing their taxes'
    So that's why they're wailing.....

    • @cbennett7480
      @cbennett7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @tamirestamires3651
      @tamirestamires3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

    • @kflagor
      @kflagor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STOP NO

    • @hvysteria
      @hvysteria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

  • @Pink.Daisy23
    @Pink.Daisy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    The men in this movie are making me uncomfortable how was this a kids movie

    • @ThePeterH1
      @ThePeterH1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      C'mon, why can't we just have a nice moment?

    • @stephaniegleissner5868
      @stephaniegleissner5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There is no nice word for ugly.

    • @NyanNegotiable
      @NyanNegotiable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t forget the part where Siren fucking murders one of them!

    • @duchesssappho8087
      @duchesssappho8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would like this comment but i don't wanna disturb the likes

    • @VicDame
      @VicDame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@duchesssappho8087 no worries, other people disturbed the likes for you !

  • @_KierannTheKemonomimi
    @_KierannTheKemonomimi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

    • @ssgamez6084
      @ssgamez6084 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

  • @Generic_emo_username
    @Generic_emo_username ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The username, the pfp, the comment; finally I discovered pure perfection

    • @Raccoon_in_gutter
      @Raccoon_in_gutter 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This was too good

  • @layaaleii
    @layaaleii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16367

    “you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

    • @luuuke2484
      @luuuke2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      aleiah leilua *almost 12*

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

    • @kayahamen4861
      @kayahamen4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

    • @liannamarlock4200
      @liannamarlock4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmfaooooo

    • @ilovepokemon4565
      @ilovepokemon4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I was like wtf girl

  • @COVERT_8410
    @COVERT_8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8453

    "Your cousin has cancer heal her"
    "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

    • @esedontworryabouttherest7482
      @esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cr3ep_er 🤣

    • @esedontworryabouttherest7482
      @esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂🤣

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus?
      No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918
      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Selfish mermaids

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

  • @FirlowXD
    @FirlowXD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    ... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

  • @Anna-hb4uy
    @Anna-hb4uy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

  • @melz6126
    @melz6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4738

    So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

    • @saltysquad7125
      @saltysquad7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      She got mommy issues 😬

    • @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108
      @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

  • @cunthia0214
    @cunthia0214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10349

    Siren:...
    Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

      Mans broke his wrist touching a door

    • @anaeller6472
      @anaeller6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

    • @Katelizaj
      @Katelizaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

    • @GS_emerald
      @GS_emerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Broo this left me dying 😂

    • @khalilfajloun6813
      @khalilfajloun6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      why is this funny XD

  • @SoScarlettItWasMaroon
    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

  • @gator-aidan9839
    @gator-aidan9839 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s almost like for centuries men have killed, beaten, and exploited women and girls for things they want from our bodies despite the fact that they could just treat us with respect and dignity and just ask for it like a normal person. But they feel they have a right to what they want from our bodies and so they kill us instead of asking for it… but that’s like… that’s never happened.

  • @moojoytiger3210
    @moojoytiger3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3695

    girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
    siren: water

    • @Northstarboysvsp
      @Northstarboysvsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂

    • @Jessica-up2vh
      @Jessica-up2vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      😏she tries to stay away

    • @thephoenix1643
      @thephoenix1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      water: blushes

    • @axion2126
      @axion2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

    • @moojoytiger3210
      @moojoytiger3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thephoenix1643 omggggg

  • @walruso5745
    @walruso5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Why do the mermaid hunters in this children’s movie all have pedo vibes?

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      RIGHT 💀

    • @captainclean8024
      @captainclean8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I was thinking the same thing! Maybe the writers have some weird fetish or kink

    • @thelastbird1528
      @thelastbird1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@captainclean8024 probably

    • @jazminpng
      @jazminpng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayeee Todoroki 🖤

    • @mono414
      @mono414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “I WANT THAT GIRL”

  • @michelleharding7023
    @michelleharding7023 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD
    Same Danny, same.

  • @lunanewyear
    @lunanewyear 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      yah it was a joke that went over your head

  • @havenlee1102
    @havenlee1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4732

    The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @yvvonevon7834
      @yvvonevon7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

    • @havenlee1102
      @havenlee1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

    • @Xannah
      @Xannah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

    • @Arkonu
      @Arkonu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

    • @user-ml6xq4xo6g
      @user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes

  • @scpuppydog
    @scpuppydog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦

    • @carletarousseau7011
      @carletarousseau7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/

    • @goathead5073
      @goathead5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.

    • @bri-eh2fu
      @bri-eh2fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So that's where the budget went..

    • @k-danceyana5371
      @k-danceyana5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s actually a pretty expensive tail

  • @nasir7850
    @nasir7850 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      that's what I wondered. Either the mermaids have the ability to procreate without a partner, which would mean they'd all be pure blood OR they mate with human men because there are no mermen, thus making all of them not "pure blood"
      To even have pure-blood and half-blood, there would have to be mermen.
      I don't think the creators of this movie really thought any of it through. Like her turning that bad guy into water, where did the rest of him go?

    • @certifiedrat
      @certifiedrat 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Unless two mermaids can procreate in this universe?

    • @nasir7850
      @nasir7850 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@certifiedrat I don’t want to imagine how that would look

  • @th3y.l0v3.f1nn
    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

    • @Skeleton_Man7
      @Skeleton_Man7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Uh oh 😰

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Don’t worry they’ll be getting brittle and hard in a few hours

  • @seal5783
    @seal5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    “Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Creepus Deletus

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

    • @dharrison89
      @dharrison89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That means siren wants to breathe and love you

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

    • @oldacocimt3
      @oldacocimt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The other 40% is his clothes

  • @gregroitbourd
    @gregroitbourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7942

    danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
    he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

    • @bangtanbois415
      @bangtanbois415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Clearly

    • @tayloridehenre1480
      @tayloridehenre1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s a movie

    • @rendezvous.mp3208
      @rendezvous.mp3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
      Some random dude: yea?
      Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    • @amib1359
      @amib1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Literally they bliss out when they breathe

    • @truffleruffle5172
      @truffleruffle5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

  • @chrisdasilva7642
    @chrisdasilva7642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

  • @jakewairbelly
    @jakewairbelly ปีที่แล้ว +113

    24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

    • @cyanity1017
      @cyanity1017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol
      They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing

  • @grace-px6pq
    @grace-px6pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    ok but like, logically- wouldn’t the mermaids would be more useful alive cause there blood would be continuously circulating?

    • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
      @hiitsnicetomeetyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's what I'm saying! Instead of killing them and getting those couple measly liters, you could keep them alive and just take their blood as they produce it. The process would be even easier if they donated blood voluntarily, but if you're going to hunt them, at least make it count for something, jeez.
      -I did a great job sounding like a serial killer there, wow-

    • @electricelmaha4033
      @electricelmaha4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hi, nice to meet you kidnap them and strap them down! Keep them unconscious always! Steal the blood forever!

    • @somethingawesome1311
      @somethingawesome1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and dont forget to feed them a lot of troom troom chips so that they can get fat -and ugly- and produce more blood
      i also have some more ideas for how get more blood but i need money to reveal those

    • @somethingawesome1311
      @somethingawesome1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mia-xk3ro i like your name so 1000000 will be enough

    • @Bijlez
      @Bijlez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiitsnicetomeetyou Oh, I thought you were one, because I was thinking "Finally, someone gets what I've been saying."

  • @PupCake1025
    @PupCake1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8904

    This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

    • @partymode2174
      @partymode2174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well did you?

    • @evelyngregg4666
      @evelyngregg4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

    • @sasha-wo4db
      @sasha-wo4db 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

  • @l0velif3
    @l0velif3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    “he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

  • @TanaNanner
    @TanaNanner 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    This is honestly one of my comfort videos on TH-cam. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

  • @nickherbeck9794
    @nickherbeck9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10524

    Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
    Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

    • @user-cm1ui9rl4t
      @user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
      MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

    • @user-cm1ui9rl4t
      @user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

  • @ClassyCorgi
    @ClassyCorgi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Why is the audio in this movie so weird, every line of dialogue said outside sounds like it was recorded in a tiny bathroom

    • @gracefowler8859
      @gracefowler8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ClassyCorgi I’m pretty sure it’s a low production movie, so that’s mostly why it sucks.. 😂

    • @mooncrash2344
      @mooncrash2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In*

    • @rinkorinko9969
      @rinkorinko9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean ... that sounds pretty accurate

  • @Pint-SizedGhostface
    @Pint-SizedGhostface 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Adam: *Gets severely injured*
    Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

  • @Springtrap_goes_to_jail
    @Springtrap_goes_to_jail 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    11:09 rare footage of the crying child

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4562

    Danny: second on trending
    Drew: third on trending
    wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

    • @Salma-cf4dj
      @Salma-cf4dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

    • @ryanbell3945
      @ryanbell3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

    • @dormanricha
      @dormanricha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

    • @brettnissen99
      @brettnissen99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM

    • @iristorres4176
      @iristorres4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

  • @freddiemercury1830
    @freddiemercury1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3533

    Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore
    Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

    • @freddiemercury1830
      @freddiemercury1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

    • @deviplaysv
      @deviplaysv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🥺

    • @theaceofhearts7249
      @theaceofhearts7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^ You guys are scaring the children
      I

    • @bloobmaster739
      @bloobmaster739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

    • @freddiemercury1830
      @freddiemercury1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

  • @user-zz6rk2jf9r
    @user-zz6rk2jf9r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭

  • @justinepower8406
    @justinepower8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5903

    Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

  • @Spalfos
    @Spalfos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6239

    “Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter

    • @Joshua-gv4fb
      @Joshua-gv4fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      brainmare 😂😂😂 no

    • @prodigious818
      @prodigious818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
      (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

    • @themartinezfamily4827
      @themartinezfamily4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

  • @naan000
    @naan000 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    15:10 I just noticed, Siren's friend looks straight at the camera for a second

  • @bobbyjacksmack1003
    @bobbyjacksmack1003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

  • @edenreyes292
    @edenreyes292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6171

    Siren: *is named siren*
    Me: So like the mermaid thingy
    Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yup

    • @doodlebug_doodles
      @doodlebug_doodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I had the same reaction 😂

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

    • @mari-lm4ox
      @mari-lm4ox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ingrid Moore LOL

    • @cerisejaxel9636
      @cerisejaxel9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a former middle schooler, a middle school girl running to the bathroom & *taking her bag* sadly does in fact elicit gasps

  • @lonk8615
    @lonk8615 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

  • @ladysuznuk
    @ladysuznuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2847

    This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it

    • @zerofox641
      @zerofox641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story

    • @timbread6279
      @timbread6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Flash back

    • @taylorhastie1022
      @taylorhastie1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Omg I used to be so into H2O

    • @genrationcommunity12
      @genrationcommunity12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I've got it"

    • @ririfulon3807
      @ririfulon3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again

  • @jordanclarke2001
    @jordanclarke2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
      th-cam.com/video/qKSZE3gyis8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person

  • @lexycameron9074
    @lexycameron9074 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Is this the origin of squishy bones ???

    • @rebmit4176
      @rebmit4176 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes!

  • @gummibear4757
    @gummibear4757 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid.

  • @sarahedwards4747
    @sarahedwards4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    Why is nobody talking about how Adam told his dad who the mermaid was? And then helps her escape afterwards? This movie makes no sense

    • @shart8008
      @shart8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      fr! adam was a whole snitch smh

    • @cwazykitten7806
      @cwazykitten7806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your pfp is nice. Count Olaf try to burn your house down yet?

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait I just wanna compliment your amazing profile photo, Veeery fancy doilies.

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      love the pfp

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6729

    The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

    • @elsethompson1957
      @elsethompson1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Many shessss a mermaid

    • @jungkooksthighs9936
      @jungkooksthighs9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

    • @it4065
      @it4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

    • @ccclr
      @ccclr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

  • @clips1512
    @clips1512 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “they’re so shellfish” I’m dead 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids

  • @francisalob6945
    @francisalob6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15013

    “my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

    • @iamcoolrealnotfake5486
      @iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

    • @kingofbirds
      @kingofbirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

    • @shori200
      @shori200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

    • @aliced602
      @aliced602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

    • @Ampparr1
      @Ampparr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      70 % actually, but it depends on your age

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    also siren's totally cool just ditching her adoptive mom that raised her for 11 years? without even a goodbye or anything? to live with this chic that ditched her to go swim around and wail in the ocean and do nothing?

    • @arsenic6218
      @arsenic6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      and legally how is no one thinking the adopted mother made siren disappear? what are the legal ramifications here, i-

    • @miahpapaya7137
      @miahpapaya7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@arsenic6218 the principal and a majority of the town are either mermaids or related to a mermaid. So there's really no need because everyone in the town is trying to keep mermaids under wraps and that's what she wants especially because all the mermaids spend up to three years at a time in the water and then 3 on land.

    • @mcbedo6568
      @mcbedo6568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@miahpapaya7137 someone really did their research with this movie lmaoo

    • @franjo5174
      @franjo5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mcbedo6568 Cause ur too lazy

    • @mcbedo6568
      @mcbedo6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@franjo5174 huh?

  • @minimumwagereviews8431
    @minimumwagereviews8431 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As an asthmatic... I love air

  • @FinandDandy
    @FinandDandy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

    • @ritapizza821
      @ritapizza821 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ( my my poo poo )

  • @haiiiix3
    @haiiiix3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

    • @mlxluvs
      @mlxluvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true

    • @cooledicecubes2805
      @cooledicecubes2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T

    • @haiiiix3
      @haiiiix3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now

    • @bandzinyojaw
      @bandzinyojaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love ur name

    • @haiiiix3
      @haiiiix3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xeroinfather_999 thank u

  • @memestealer7984
    @memestealer7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5626

    Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Because Plot reasons

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

    • @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170
      @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/sZjTcvxUGpo/w-d-xo.html

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

  • @itznotghostie
    @itznotghostie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀

  • @kmtthefrog
    @kmtthefrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10747

    "Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
    Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

  • @gremlinshipperontheloose2488
    @gremlinshipperontheloose2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    If her mom wanted to protect her and hide the fact that she's a mermaid, then why did they name her Siren?

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Maybe they thought that the hunters would think no mermaid in hiding would have such an obvious name, and therefore not think Siren was a mermaid.

    • @selsalot2000
      @selsalot2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      She's named after the ambulance.

    • @Squills0
      @Squills0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Thats like naming a child girl and then hoping they dont find out theyre female

    • @maddenbenjamin8820
      @maddenbenjamin8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean fr

    • @jjafs1008
      @jjafs1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Squills0 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexhermosillo813
    @alexhermosillo813 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:03 for free??

  • @Snowywolf1911
    @Snowywolf1911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was the first video I've seen of Danny's and now I'm officially greg

  • @visile3765
    @visile3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5280

    Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
    Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

    • @rekhan3926
      @rekhan3926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      She deleted him harder than Monika every could

    • @ArayALem
      @ArayALem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      your*

    • @sincerelybellatrix.2880
      @sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She just D4C'd that man

  • @ryoki_PH
    @ryoki_PH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    this movie genuinely feels like something a kid would make up when theyre 7

    • @KimuMiyamoto
      @KimuMiyamoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      right? I was thinking "this is kind of cringy, but also I don't want to make fun of it cause it sounds like a game I'd make up when I was little..."

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deltamel or a wattpad story lmao

    • @leomurphy8525
      @leomurphy8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my followers are very few, but I keep making music. can you support my page

    • @zaybug
      @zaybug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’m pretty sure i made up a make believe game with my friends that was literally the plot of this movie when we were like 6 or 7

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *they’re, I’m sorry, please forgive me

  • @YunOrsefraud
    @YunOrsefraud 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This whole movie sounds like my royale high roleplay script from when I was 10.

  • @Ava64275
    @Ava64275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    21:07 I’m sorry, but do not leave this man with any child 😭

  • @Emily-im6ke
    @Emily-im6ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.”
    *that’s called puberty, sis*

    • @seeya3705
      @seeya3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Her: :O
      ohhhhhh

    • @freshlybakedsadness9251
      @freshlybakedsadness9251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

    • @lima9212
      @lima9212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

    • @Emily-im6ke
      @Emily-im6ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

    • @violetchavez8552
      @violetchavez8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

  • @shauxuhrwilsongrim
    @shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7169

    “Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

    • @xycomaladachbundy1281
      @xycomaladachbundy1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's so true lol

    • @tybaltofficial1160
      @tybaltofficial1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg 😂

    • @lauramari
      @lauramari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh lmfao

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

  • @Breadzor
    @Breadzor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    every morning I hear a voice out my window
    whispering
    *my my poo poo*

  • @pepitocovid-91
    @pepitocovid-91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

    • @Munchkinthetherian
      @Munchkinthetherian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

    • @siennadarrell
      @siennadarrell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

  • @bananaman677
    @bananaman677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3327

    siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret

    • @starrysky6679
      @starrysky6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Relatable, except in my school it was a witch

    • @masqueradingmadam
      @masqueradingmadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard

    • @ticcitobycreepypasta6969
      @ticcitobycreepypasta6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..

    • @tanemnacar3087
      @tanemnacar3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @glitterydazezombie
      @glitterydazezombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then
      Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.

  • @derp54
    @derp54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    It feels like the entire plot for this movie was made by a bunch of random girls having a sleepover

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think it was-

    • @pineapple423
      @pineapple423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In second grade.

    • @pricelesspoprocks1412
      @pricelesspoprocks1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that one blood thirsty girl with pedo daddy issues but the others were scared of blood

    • @sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400
      @sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pricelesspoprocks1412 the creepy dad was made by an edgy gachatuber, change my mind

    • @pricelesspoprocks1412
      @pricelesspoprocks1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sansandpapyrustheskelebros1400 can't disagree

  • @Abby-wr8bg
    @Abby-wr8bg หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Siren seriously? Like if she wasn’t a mermaid what would the birth story be “oh yea I was named after the ambulance I was delivered in”

    • @RiverStyxx24
      @RiverStyxx24 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      parents were into mythology maybe? I mean I have met someone who was named Siren for that exact reason, her mother was really interested in mythology and thought they were cool creatures and the word was pretty lol

    • @Abby-wr8bg
      @Abby-wr8bg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@RiverStyxx24 I hope his doesn’t come off as rude but I was just sayin that as a joke but that’s actually a really cool name and a cool story. I just was thinking of how funny the story of that name could be😁

  • @burner_account1313
    @burner_account1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    This movie just looks like the writers had too many ideas

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I made this, it would've been about The Hunters and I would've expanded the dinamic between the dad/leader, his kid, and top lieutenant.

  • @me982
    @me982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11283

    “Are they singing?”
    “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

    • @anemocrow2080
      @anemocrow2080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@Zenigundam
      Really?
      They're responsible for me and millions of others?
      Cool.

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

    • @saltedbuttercups
      @saltedbuttercups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

  • @gusharman6403
    @gusharman6403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:45 Honestly throughout the entire four years I’ve been to high school (like most people) I have only ever used the school bathroom TWICE.

  • @tails_the_official334
    @tails_the_official334 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Your forgetting something about yourself” *casually kills a man*

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4698

    "your body is made of 65% water!"
    **Makes 100% of him disappear**

  • @sussyimpostor6158
    @sussyimpostor6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4325

    Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.