Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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  • @jackgrazer457
    @jackgrazer457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130125

    HA

    • @Meeechiii88Azecas
      @Meeechiii88Azecas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

      10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

    • @madelenhal
      @madelenhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11059

      WHAT

    • @sophiamarino1185
      @sophiamarino1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8869

      JACKKKKK AHAHHA

    • @kxmmyqwq
      @kxmmyqwq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11888

      I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4582

      YO

  • @tasha4112
    @tasha4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14055

    Siren: I want my REAL mom
    The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

    • @kaibai2636
      @kaibai2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

      Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

    • @Trinityyy73
      @Trinityyy73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      lol

    • @dinopines9191
      @dinopines9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I cackling

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
      Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
      This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

  • @layaaleii
    @layaaleii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16292

    “you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

    • @luuuke2484
      @luuuke2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      aleiah leilua *almost 12*

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

    • @kayahamen4861
      @kayahamen4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

    • @liannamarlock4200
      @liannamarlock4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmfaooooo

    • @ilovepokemon4565
      @ilovepokemon4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I was like wtf girl

  • @Vagabond_inc
    @Vagabond_inc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5749

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

    • @elijennings9913
      @elijennings9913 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

      She should have made him pee his pants.

    • @Greystorm1619
      @Greystorm1619 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      I mean, he was a murderous creep

    • @Book_Heaven803
      @Book_Heaven803 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      She's worse than hama

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Book_Heaven803Hamas?

    • @Hamdragons
      @Hamdragons 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Book_Heaven803ikr

  • @WhoKilledLixqs
    @WhoKilledLixqs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1326

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

    • @sirGuy1995
      @sirGuy1995 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

    • @Wild_Child189
      @Wild_Child189 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Wild_Child189
      Full-on Hama mode

  • @COVERT_8410
    @COVERT_8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8303

    "Your cousin has cancer heal her"
    "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

    • @esedontworryabouttherest7482
      @esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cr3ep_er 🤣

    • @esedontworryabouttherest7482
      @esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂🤣

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus?
      No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918
      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Selfish mermaids

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?

  • @cunthia0214
    @cunthia0214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10296

    Siren:...
    Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

      Mans broke his wrist touching a door

    • @anaeller6472
      @anaeller6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Cynthia Hernandez *falls down the stairs*

    • @Katelizaj
      @Katelizaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      Fan Fandom shattered his entire skeleton by falling on sand

    • @GS_emerald
      @GS_emerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Broo this left me dying 😂

    • @khalilfajloun6813
      @khalilfajloun6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      why is this funny XD

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1140

    Most of the women in town are mermaids.
    Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.

    • @EirwenVivantel
      @EirwenVivantel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@shwahgamerRealistic

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cameravice1825
      @cameravice1825 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@EirwenVivantelYou mean the "guys who pretend to be mermaid hunters as a front for killing women and children" part, or the...
      ... yeah, I don't know what else you could be talking about.

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3591

    I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

    • @echoingoutofexistence4222
      @echoingoutofexistence4222 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Yeah

    • @grantslater861
      @grantslater861 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.

    • @DeerEwe
      @DeerEwe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      and Danny excusing the hunters
      sad moments

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right

    • @DeerEwe
      @DeerEwe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood

  • @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443
    @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9787

    'Are they singing?'
    'no, they're filing their taxes'
    So that's why they're wailing.....

    • @cbennett7480
      @cbennett7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao

    • @tamirestamires3651
      @tamirestamires3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

    • @kflagor
      @kflagor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STOP NO

    • @hvysteria
      @hvysteria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

  • @havenlee1102
    @havenlee1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4684

    The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @yvvonevon7834
      @yvvonevon7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

    • @havenlee1102
      @havenlee1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

    • @Xannah
      @Xannah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

    • @Arkonu
      @Arkonu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

    • @user-ml6xq4xo6g
      @user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes

  • @user-uz4my8xr4d
    @user-uz4my8xr4d 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1885

    "Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

    • @Kristianalexis1
      @Kristianalexis1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Thank you!! I thought so too

    • @cubisttubist
      @cubisttubist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans

    • @Aaron-bw3xu
      @Aaron-bw3xu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      A unique whale?

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I noticed this as well.

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

    i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

    • @DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm
      @DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      lmao

    • @sparrrkles_
      @sparrrkles_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.

    • @sparrrkles_
      @sparrrkles_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care

  • @hallieweis7655
    @hallieweis7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7523

    "why would anyone go to the bathroom?"
    "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

    • @sn4pdragonz
      @sn4pdragonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

    • @hallieweis7655
      @hallieweis7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rxse quartz me too omg

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

    • @norahaslam3961
      @norahaslam3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@sn4pdragonz who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

    • @Secretum-Malum
      @Secretum-Malum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You look like your 40

  • @krokikrumpsun624
    @krokikrumpsun624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9399

    this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher

    • @tadokoropilled
      @tadokoropilled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky

    • @God-fq9ly
      @God-fq9ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      She caused covid-19

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @camo2156
    @camo2156 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time:
    -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate
    -the music is so dramatic
    -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face
    -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason???
    -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking
    -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god
    its so funny oh my god

    • @Gossamaggs
      @Gossamaggs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.

    • @seanstrizak3654
      @seanstrizak3654 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. ​@Gossamaggs

    • @Otori0
      @Otori0 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      genuinely sobbed at the way she didnt even look at him

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +519

    LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

    • @norabrown7960
      @norabrown7960 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭

    • @holloworacle3140
      @holloworacle3140 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The milf mermaid 😂

  • @nickherbeck9794
    @nickherbeck9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10476

    Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
    Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

    • @user-cm1ui9rl4t
      @user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
      MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

    • @user-cm1ui9rl4t
      @user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

  • @candice6426
    @candice6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5552

    "Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie

    • @cuteraccoon2133
      @cuteraccoon2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol

    • @tyanna270
      @tyanna270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      And barnacle boy

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam

    • @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629
      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments

    • @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629
      @fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.

  • @justadogdude
    @justadogdude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.

  • @Sulfur1cAc1d
    @Sulfur1cAc1d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
    *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.

  • @fadaskhan3227
    @fadaskhan3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10322

    She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

    • @erinbush9005
      @erinbush9005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

    • @ZiggyFL
      @ZiggyFL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      👏👏👏

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

    • @dfrost03
      @dfrost03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

    • @savannahgassiot
      @savannahgassiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      D. Frost sure

  • @melz6126
    @melz6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4691

    So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

    • @saltysquad7125
      @saltysquad7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      She got mommy issues 😬

    • @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108
      @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

  • @_KierannTheKemonomimi
    @_KierannTheKemonomimi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

    • @ssgamez6084
      @ssgamez6084 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

  • @gregroitbourd
    @gregroitbourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7914

    danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
    he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

    • @bangtanbois415
      @bangtanbois415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Clearly

    • @tayloridehenre1480
      @tayloridehenre1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s a movie

    • @rendezvous.mp3208
      @rendezvous.mp3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
      Some random dude: yea?
      Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    • @amib1359
      @amib1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Literally they bliss out when they breathe

    • @truffleruffle5172
      @truffleruffle5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

  • @me982
    @me982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11270

    “Are they singing?”
    “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

    • @anemocrow2080
      @anemocrow2080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@Zenigundam
      Really?
      They're responsible for me and millions of others?
      Cool.

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

    • @Kiterious
      @Kiterious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

  • @FirlowXD
    @FirlowXD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    ... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

  • @gator-aidan9839
    @gator-aidan9839 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s almost like for centuries men have killed, beaten, and exploited women and girls for things they want from our bodies despite the fact that they could just treat us with respect and dignity and just ask for it like a normal person. But they feel they have a right to what they want from our bodies and so they kill us instead of asking for it… but that’s like… that’s never happened.

  • @suzevdh6790
    @suzevdh6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21975

    This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      100% I would have written this when I was 14

    • @kitcat9038
      @kitcat9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yeah...

    • @dragonfruiity
      @dragonfruiity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

      Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O

    • @mbunnyj7051
      @mbunnyj7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.

  • @moojoytiger3210
    @moojoytiger3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
    siren: water

    • @Northstarboysvsp
      @Northstarboysvsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂

    • @Jessica-up2vh
      @Jessica-up2vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      😏she tries to stay away

    • @thephoenix1643
      @thephoenix1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      water: blushes

    • @axion2126
      @axion2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water

    • @moojoytiger3210
      @moojoytiger3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thephoenix1643 omggggg

  • @lunanewyear
    @lunanewyear 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +234

    I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      yah it was a joke that went over your head

  • @Generic_emo_username
    @Generic_emo_username ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The username, the pfp, the comment; finally I discovered pure perfection

    • @Raccoon_in_gutter
      @Raccoon_in_gutter 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This was too good

  • @kmtthefrog
    @kmtthefrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10725

    "Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
    Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

  • @francisalob6945
    @francisalob6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14989

    “my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

    • @iamcoolrealnotfake5486
      @iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

    • @kingofbirds
      @kingofbirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

    • @shori200
      @shori200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

    • @aliced602
      @aliced602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

    • @Ampparr1
      @Ampparr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      70 % actually, but it depends on your age

  • @michelleharding7023
    @michelleharding7023 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD
    Same Danny, same.

  • @Anna-hb4uy
    @Anna-hb4uy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4690

    "your body is made of 65% water!"
    **Makes 100% of him disappear**

  • @edenreyes292
    @edenreyes292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6091

    Siren: *is named siren*
    Me: So like the mermaid thingy
    Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

    • @KutsugeMindUrmoks
      @KutsugeMindUrmoks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yup

    • @doodlebug_doodles
      @doodlebug_doodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I had the same reaction 😂

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing

    • @mari-lm4ox
      @mari-lm4ox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ingrid Moore LOL

    • @cerisejaxel9636
      @cerisejaxel9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”

  • @SoScarlettItWasMaroon
    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.

  • @jakewairbelly
    @jakewairbelly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?

    • @cyanity1017
      @cyanity1017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol
      They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing

  • @visile3765
    @visile3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5273

    Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
    Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

    • @rekhan3926
      @rekhan3926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      She deleted him harder than Monika every could

    • @ArayALem
      @ArayALem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      your*

    • @sincerelybellatrix.2880
      @sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She just D4C'd that man

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6711

    The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

    • @elsethompson1957
      @elsethompson1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Many shessss a mermaid

    • @jungkooksthighs9936
      @jungkooksthighs9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

    • @it4065
      @it4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

    • @ccclr
      @ccclr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

  • @chrisdasilva7642
    @chrisdasilva7642 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

  • @nasir7850
    @nasir7850 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      that's what I wondered. Either the mermaids have the ability to procreate without a partner, which would mean they'd all be pure blood OR they mate with human men because there are no mermen, thus making all of them not "pure blood"
      To even have pure-blood and half-blood, there would have to be mermen.
      I don't think the creators of this movie really thought any of it through. Like her turning that bad guy into water, where did the rest of him go?

    • @certifiedrat
      @certifiedrat 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unless two mermaids can procreate in this universe?

    • @nasir7850
      @nasir7850 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@certifiedrat I don’t want to imagine how that would look

  • @PupCake1025
    @PupCake1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8898

    This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

    • @partymode2174
      @partymode2174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well did you?

    • @evelyngregg4666
      @evelyngregg4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

    • @sasha-wo4db
      @sasha-wo4db 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    Your body is made up of 65% water,
    _and siren is thirsty.._

  • @Justadude91
    @Justadude91 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?

  • @th3y.l0v3.f1nn
    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

    • @Six_TheOnlyOne
      @Six_TheOnlyOne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Uh oh 😰

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Don’t worry they’ll be getting brittle and hard in a few hours

  • @jazminesanchez1982
    @jazminesanchez1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    Actually there's 3 titles for scales
    Scales: a mermaids tale
    Scales: mermaids are real
    And
    Scales: there's no nice word for ugly

    • @huntercarneystandup
      @huntercarneystandup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      a talemers maid scalestale

    • @madeofsteel8923
      @madeofsteel8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You for got the 4th title
      Scales: My My Bo Bo

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Actually the director leaked a 5th title:
      *Brittle bone man & friends*

    • @ILPVG
      @ILPVG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title?
      Scales: Snakes nit mermaids

    • @imfam0use
      @imfam0use 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scales: lifting the weights

  • @justinepower8406
    @justinepower8406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5885

    Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.

  • @l0velif3
    @l0velif3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    “he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

  • @TanaNanner
    @TanaNanner 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This is honestly one of my comfort videos on TH-cam. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

  • @sussyimpostor6158
    @sussyimpostor6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4318

    Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

  • @Spalfos
    @Spalfos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6209

    “Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter

    • @Joshua-gv4fb
      @Joshua-gv4fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      brainmare 😂😂😂 no

    • @prodigious818
      @prodigious818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
      (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

    • @themartinezfamily4827
      @themartinezfamily4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

  • @ThatBoiOnLaythe
    @ThatBoiOnLaythe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Adam: *Gets severely injured*
    Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*

  • @seal5783
    @seal5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    “Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Creepus Deletus

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

    • @dharrison89
      @dharrison89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That means siren wants to breathe and love you

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

    • @oldacocimt3
      @oldacocimt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The other 40% is his clothes

  • @freddiemercury1830
    @freddiemercury1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3525

    Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore
    Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*

    • @freddiemercury1830
      @freddiemercury1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃

    • @deviplaysv
      @deviplaysv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🥺

    • @theaceofhearts7249
      @theaceofhearts7249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^ You guys are scaring the children
      I

    • @bloobmaster739
      @bloobmaster739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME

    • @freddiemercury1830
      @freddiemercury1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL

  • @Springtrap_goes_to_jail
    @Springtrap_goes_to_jail 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    11:09 rare footage of the crying child

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭

  • @shauxuhrwilsongrim
    @shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7159

    “Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

    • @xycomaladachbundy1281
      @xycomaladachbundy1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's so true lol

    • @tybaltofficial1160
      @tybaltofficial1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg 😂

    • @lauramari
      @lauramari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh lmfao

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao

    • @Mikayla_5
      @Mikayla_5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.

  • @mariejimenez3694
    @mariejimenez3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10789

    Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

    • @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918
      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

    • @sipsmoretea2241
      @sipsmoretea2241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      *sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      “Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

    • @bri-eh2fu
      @bri-eh2fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

  • @FinandDandy
    @FinandDandy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

    • @ritapizza821
      @ritapizza821 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ( my my poo poo )

  • @bobbyjacksmack1003
    @bobbyjacksmack1003 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4557

    Danny: second on trending
    Drew: third on trending
    wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

    • @Salma-cf4dj
      @Salma-cf4dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

    • @ryanbell3945
      @ryanbell3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

    • @dormanricha
      @dormanricha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

    • @brettnissen99
      @brettnissen99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM

    • @iristorres4176
      @iristorres4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

  • @David-jw1xs
    @David-jw1xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3962

    Siren: You’re made of 65% water
    Me: Oh, so blood bending?
    Siren: *Murders him
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @Ampparr1
      @Ampparr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      70 %, but it depends on the age

    • @rocks1012
      @rocks1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Plot twist: Siren is just Katara

    • @sophielauren7821
      @sophielauren7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@rocks1012 Nah, she's a young Hama. Katara's gotta take her out.

    • @moon_girl4468
      @moon_girl4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking that too, like, " Oh is she gonna like drown him in the ocean." Nope.

    • @rebeccathomson373
      @rebeccathomson373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rocks1012 nah katara better than that

  • @lonk8615
    @lonk8615 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀

  • @confusedearthling
    @confusedearthling 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    this is such a great commentary youtube video. such a popular one at that too. love the content mr. Danny Gonzalez! 😂

  • @emem7242
    @emem7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10188

    Siren: "Your body's made of 65% water"
    Me: Blood bending? That's brutal
    Siren: * painfully turns man into a slushie *
    Me: Oh, nope that's way worse

    • @bobbybrown3873
      @bobbybrown3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Chocolate & Tatertots LMAO that was so brutal! That was the most horrifying inhumane death I’ve ever seen!

    • @firstnamelastname-zs7ze
      @firstnamelastname-zs7ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bobby Brown you should have told her to not be cruel

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      @@bobbybrown3873 Doubly so because it means she can somehow liquefy non liquid things like bones. She may be the most powerful thing to have ever existed.

    • @myusernamesucks958
      @myusernamesucks958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I literally said out loud that she was going to use blood bending. But this is something to. I don't know which is worse, but he literally turned into water while everyone was watching in excitement. Now that is psycho.
      Also imagine if they did that in Avatar.

    • @ugnelaurinaviciute1146
      @ugnelaurinaviciute1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I LITERALY THOUGHT THE SAME THING :DDDDD

  • @jackrabbit5155
    @jackrabbit5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14978

    This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert

    • @myhitta2960
      @myhitta2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      th-cam.com/video/9PEILDstW5c/w-d-xo.html Coronavirus has a Vaccine found out in this new video Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infecion🙏🏾🦠

    • @ellen301
      @ellen301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you

    • @serenescenes18
      @serenescenes18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop

    • @daisyviv8385
      @daisyviv8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew

    • @ffiggy
      @ffiggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade

  • @ashleydevore5514
    @ashleydevore5514 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You got me dying 😂😂😂 Danny, I am so happy I ran across you. Life has just gotten a bit brighter with your comedy. I love it.

  • @I_rate_products
    @I_rate_products 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3775

    Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything.
    Adam: my bones are squishy.
    Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.

    • @daistinycat5497
      @daistinycat5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨

    • @ye6090
      @ye6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      PLS 😂😂😂

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@daistinycat5497 I got my TH-camrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭

    • @honeyicetea9492
      @honeyicetea9492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC

    • @SwellSpinel
      @SwellSpinel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HDSAHFDHS

  • @LiquidLetti
    @LiquidLetti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7848

    girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.

    • @tammyoldman6083
      @tammyoldman6083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      *forced endless p e e.*

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      *_PEEGATORY_*

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Either that, or make em puke

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      In like one of the most gruesome ways too

    • @michaelaparsley1745
      @michaelaparsley1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Ikr! I thought she was gonna pick him up with her water powers and throw him in the ocean or something lol 😂I was very wrong

  • @PERSONGUYMANDUDE
    @PERSONGUYMANDUDE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video means SO MUCH to me because this is what introduced me to this gem of a channel!

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids

  • @skeppyfan1415
    @skeppyfan1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4012

    Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.

  • @Pint-SizedGhostface
    @Pint-SizedGhostface 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10705

    “So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice”
    So they *are* sirens-

    • @somnodaur8064
      @somnodaur8064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      you’re onto something

    • @bluecalibrifont1401
      @bluecalibrifont1401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie

    • @amalnation4021
      @amalnation4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren

    • @song-feather1623
      @song-feather1623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Help why did I think of an ambulance-

    • @ronorchid793
      @ronorchid793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the profile pic

  • @thecowboybebop2071
    @thecowboybebop2071 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I come back to this video every year or so and it makes my day each time

  • @clips1512
    @clips1512 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “they’re so shellfish” I’m dead 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ladysuznuk
    @ladysuznuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it

    • @zerofox641
      @zerofox641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story

    • @timbread6279
      @timbread6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Flash back

    • @taylorhastie1022
      @taylorhastie1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Omg I used to be so into H2O

    • @genrationcommunity12
      @genrationcommunity12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I've got it"

    • @ririfulon3807
      @ririfulon3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again

  • @lordctg1091
    @lordctg1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    Nobody:
    Danny: uses British accent to mimic American children

    • @floswann4545
      @floswann4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.......but it true tho

    • @superstar2446
      @superstar2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nxire8382
      @nxire8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Rosalyn Taylor i thought you were a lesbian

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rosalyn Taylor Holy shit dude I thought you were lesbian

    • @sophiemae4119
      @sophiemae4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHA YEAH I WAS JUST LIKE WTF

  • @pepitocovid-91
    @pepitocovid-91 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

    • @Munchkinthetherian
      @Munchkinthetherian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

    • @siennadarrell
      @siennadarrell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

  • @Snowywolf1911
    @Snowywolf1911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was the first video I've seen of Danny's and now I'm officially greg

  • @bananaman677
    @bananaman677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3324

    siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret

    • @starrysky6679
      @starrysky6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Relatable, except in my school it was a witch

    • @masqueradingmadam
      @masqueradingmadam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard

    • @ticcitobycreepypasta6969
      @ticcitobycreepypasta6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..

    • @tanemnacar3087
      @tanemnacar3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @glitterydazezombie
      @glitterydazezombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then
      Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.

  • @daisyhabert2005
    @daisyhabert2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7154

    This movie is like something 10 year old me would write

    • @vitoriag.r.6334
      @vitoriag.r.6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...

    • @NutpuffTheWolf
      @NutpuffTheWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them
      Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING.
      Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)

    • @daisyhabert2005
      @daisyhabert2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha

    • @patrickmuse5918
      @patrickmuse5918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Offense to 10 years olds

    • @spiradical5307
      @spiradical5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @Foxyloxy16
    @Foxyloxy16 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Guys my bones are getting squishy” 😂 4:54

  • @emissne5068
    @emissne5068 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is my favorite Danny Gonzales movie review video

  • @Virgilz_
    @Virgilz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    “Are they singing?”
    “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”

    • @calliahrawls4396
      @calliahrawls4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      *home depot theme intensifies*

    • @jaketheaiz0946
      @jaketheaiz0946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No sweetie there installing windows xp

    • @pusheenlover7223
      @pusheenlover7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Empire theme song intensefies too*

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@calliahrawls4396
      It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store

    • @calliahrawls4396
      @calliahrawls4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dgero yes i love that

  • @gracemckinnon2111
    @gracemckinnon2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    Siren: Your body is 65% water
    Siren: *destroys man and leaves nothing but his clothes*
    Danny: *w h y*

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
      th-cam.com/video/qKSZE3gyis8/w-d-xo.html

    • @point4478
      @point4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diordo4109 damn bro

    • @misccats8925
      @misccats8925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      75*

    • @Leo-zd1nx
      @Leo-zd1nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The only part of the body that is not water is clothes

    • @-CaptainRavioli
      @-CaptainRavioli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was my fav part of the movie also my mom was horrified and me 2

  • @OmiNope
    @OmiNope 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THE EDITING IN THIS IS AMAZING AND ADDS SO MANY LAYERS OF FUNNY XD

  • @lexycameron9074
    @lexycameron9074 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Is this the origin of squishy bones ???

    • @rebmit4176
      @rebmit4176 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes!

  • @pyschoclaw9330
    @pyschoclaw9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6082

    This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators

  • @themecoptera9258
    @themecoptera9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    “You’re body is 60% water”
    *proceeds to destroy 100% of his body*

    • @garf3480
      @garf3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Maybe she vibrated the blood so hard that is evaporated everything

    • @MaddieMcFaddie
      @MaddieMcFaddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@garf3480 yes logical

    • @-Rabit-
      @-Rabit- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@garf3480 i don't think that's how stuff works but ok-

    • @garf3480
      @garf3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@-Rabit- have you heard of sarcasm

    • @-Rabit-
      @-Rabit- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@garf3480 idk how your reply had anything to do with sarcasm but yes i have

  • @Megadookieeee
    @Megadookieeee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this was my first danny video that i ever watched. cant believe its been 3 years!!

  • @Ava64275
    @Ava64275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    21:07 I’m sorry, but do not leave this man with any child 😭

  • @jamesmcintyre1729
    @jamesmcintyre1729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5663

    When she said “you’re 65% water” I thought she was gonna blood bend him and make him leave but no... she just straight murdered him

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter

    • @IAmUnderscore
      @IAmUnderscore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      brainmare I hate everysingle self-promoter

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      brainmare Begone BOT

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.

    • @ilovewomen-
      @ilovewomen- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bro.... I swear I thought the same thing

  • @nameunlisted1359
    @nameunlisted1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    “Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”

    • @tamiwu0346
      @tamiwu0346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf

    • @TiffanyLiane
      @TiffanyLiane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Katara is typing..

    • @_kittyctgamer_4571
      @_kittyctgamer_4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Katara will train her

    • @josiahtrelawny6306
      @josiahtrelawny6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @garf3480
      @garf3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara

  • @kityzsRULE
    @kityzsRULE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I laughed out loud so many times watching this video, thank you SO much!!

  • @StinkyF
    @StinkyF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video but I don’t think I can stop it

  • @memestealer7984
    @memestealer7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5621

    Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Because Plot reasons

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

    • @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170
      @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/sZjTcvxUGpo/w-d-xo.html

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.