The god-awful drive that changed NFL history | Dorktown
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- In 2011, the Jets and Chiefs helped each other put together one of the worst five-minute stretches of football the NFL has ever seen. It shouldn’t have mattered. And yet, it changed both teams forever.
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“Dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level” that has to be the most Jets sentence ever
Pretty close to my favorite - "Top Mediocre".
From 1997 to 2013 the Jets were constant contenders . If they were not in the same division as the Patriots . They would have had countless division titles and at least a super bowl or 2. Hardly mediocre.
Idk anything about football but that was a hilarious statement
@@robertlawrence4719 this is pure delusion and I'm all for it. Bad teams are only bad because of good teams. If good teams didn't exist bad teams would be good! Therefore Jets are good!!
@@geordiejones5618 hardly delusional, just facts . The patriots are to the jets , what the bulls were to the knicks in the 90’s.
So you’re telling me the Jets inadvertently caused the rise of the Brady Belichick dynasty AND the soon to be Mahomes and Reid dynasty? Man, we are the worst.
Now here the Jets are squandering their opportunity at a Rodgers dynasty.
@@swirl6996ain’t rodger’s like a geriatric old man
@@sainttesuque7940 Well, two old men just cooked. Flaccosanity, and Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl.
Kill me lol
@@swirl6996 dynasty implies several championships over a decade, no way are flacco or rodgers playing till theyre 50 lol
“Todd Haley Loses Grip On Coaching Entirely, Accidentally Saves Kansas City Football”
A breakdown.
I can hear the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music playing
@@edgaraldana3205 we need a Jon bois and Jomboy collab tbh lmao
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From Palko to Patrick.
"unfortunately for them, they were abandoned by God" is such an iconic Jon Bois quote
Looks like it even more now.
this drive sure does provide itself as a primo example of "the jets do not play football, football just sort of happens to them"
Butt fumbles don't just happen.
Underrated comment. Have a like for making me laugh.
@@stevencooke6451 Well they certainly weren't playing football then either.
Lhh
I was at this game and the butt fumble game. Who knew both were famous
I was at this game as a Jets fan. I distinctly remember looking at Todd Haley on the sideline, and thinking of how bad I felt for him and the Chiefs franchise/fans overall.
That day, the universe taught me that empathy is a weakness.
Hahahahaha
At this point im beginning to believe that football is cursed and shenanigans begin to occur when the score is 28-3
I think all sports have that... for example as an NHL fan the words 3 goal lead entering the third period always make me cringe.
@@rockstermaniac ah, i see you're a leafs fan
@@ThatJoshGuy327 vegas also comes to mind among other scores... actually Sens fan but as such Im very aware of when the leafs have catastrophic failures
Yeah, like my Bills nearly blowing that exact lead to the Rams just last season after a godawful interception call that resulted in Aaron Donald coming to life and single-handedly smothering our offense until the final drive.
@@rockstermaniac Then theres the Miracle on Manchester who laughs at the mere 3 goal lead going into the third.
Going into this game, the Chiefs were 5-8 and the Jets were 8-5.
After the 2020 regular season, the Chiefs were 14-2 and the Jets were 2-14.
This absolutely means something, I just don’t know what.
The chiefs are the antithesis of the jets?
@@Drogon7102 sounds about right
Today, the Chiefs and the Jets are both 5-2.
@@Drogon7102 Well they do play in the AFC West and East respectively
@@ReidTheRulesGuy Chiefs finished 14-3, Jets finished 7-10
“you’re about to enter New York Jets territory this is your final warning”
Nothing has ever struck fear in me like that.
Sounds like something Pete Carrol is gonna say to Russ in the not too distant future.
Long Island has that carved into a bridge as you head east.
Didn't u Lose a super bowl
@@jwalkhooligan3597 too bad the Jets fired Carroll after one season 😂🤷🏾♂️
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"This sucks so bad. It is a masterpiece."
The most jon bois thing I've ever heard
“The jets don’t play football, football just happens to them”
This.
" Young QB was dangerously close to playing at league average level"
Pure Gold.
5:35
“28-3, middle of the 3rd quarter”
Every Falcons fan: *nam flashbacks insue
Brady = GOAT
it's about to get even worse with the upcoming series on them
@@napalmpudding we've heard 28-3 so many times now its really isnt that bad anymore
@@napalmpudding Yep Bucs 28-3 end of first Qtr. ;)
Kinda shuddered when I heard it ngl
I distinctly remember watching this game and drive with my now-passed grandfather. After Sanchez scored, he spike the ball and acted fired up. My grandfather, a Jets fan, mocked him and called him a bum. Good times.
That's funny. My grandfather was the same way. But tbf Sanchez still took it to the house.
Lmao he wasn’t wrong
Washingtonhat, I hope your grandfather lived long enough to witness the Butt Fumble.
Right he was, and had he made it longer, he could've seen the whole league devolve into bums.
@@MrEsMysteriesMagicks fortunately he did. Unfortunately that’s what made him lose his will to live.
"It's as if these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic level that it sent blast waves throughout the annals of history." Legitimately one of the funniest lines about sports I've ever heard.
Jon Bois:”Do you remember that video we made?”
Everyone: *Yes*
When "that video we made" is possibly the best standalone dorktown ever.
The Dorktown Cinematic Universe
@@Sam-hk6gr the real DCU
What episode?
@@Karmy. th-cam.com/video/yhxWVKasqdU/w-d-xo.html
Speaking as a Chiefs fan, you could do an entire video on the anomalies of this franchise: NFL record for fewest sacks in a season, no TD passes to a WR in an entire season, a habit of making terrible to average players look like HOFers for one game, lose a playoff game in which you don't punt, and so forth.
Secret Base: It's your move.
Note: It's been great having Reid and Mahomes, makes that stuff a little more easy to digest.
To go along with the bums and unknowns having career days against the chiefs....how many times the Chiefs had beat the eventual SB winner in a season but couldnt win a playoff game...
@@Trandview YES, EXACTLY!
Gabriel Davis
Gabe Davis isn't bad or average. That was his breakout game, and he'll do better this season.
@@byff2323@trandview 2014 had 2 of those things y'all reference- no WR TD and beating both teams that went to super bowl- New England and seattle
"You are about to enter New York Jets territory. This is your final warning"
Pretty much the Jets in a nutshell
Any one that hit the link knows what they're getting into.
They say those words to literally anybody who is actually considering joining the Jets fanbase
Jets are their own warning tag
*cries in jets fan*
🤣🤣🤣
Update from 2023!
14:34
"Under the Reid administration, the Chiefs have won more games than anyone in the NFL except the Patriots."
This line is no longer true... Because the Chiefs surpassed them. Since 2013, the Chiefs are THE winningest team in the NFL, whether or not you count playoff wins.
Update from 2024: the Chiefs finished their season at 11-6 and the Patriots at 4-13. The gap since 2013 widens, and the only teams that are really even close besides New England are the Seahawks, Steelers, and Packers. Crucially, this was the season the Chiefs leapt past the Patriots in terms of point differential, finishing at +77 to the Pats' -130. Wanna guess which is the only team with a point differential worse than -1,000 since 2013? The Jets, of course, sitting at -1,066 across 11 miserable playoff-less seasons where they still manage to have a better win percentage than the Jaguars due in large part to Adam Gase sucking slightly less than Urban Meyer.
Finished the regular season at 11-6, you mean. Currently at 12-6 heading into the divisional round. Will be interesting to see how they do at Buffalo, for Mahomes' first ever road playoff game.
@@pat2rome Now heading into the superbowl. Andy Reid has just been nothing but good for the Chiefs. Smarter play won out against the Ravens who were probably better athletically, just not intellectually.
@@jimmym3352 Now won their 3rd Superbowl under Reid/Mahomes and 4th overall franchise.
2024 Chiefs are now officially a dynasty after going back to back in Super Bowls. Mahomes has eclipsed most records that Brady had at this point in his career.
"This sucks SO bad... It's a masterpiece." That's hilarious.
I was just about to post that this is the philosophy that makes Secret Base and Jon Bois so good.
You guys turn the the NFL into 'The X Files meets The Twilight Zone' and I love it. Thank you. As a Kansas-born life-long Chiefs fan, your videos provide a layer a appreciation for the things that have happened to my team that I wish I could share with my grandfathers.
"dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level" sent me into another dimension my wife had to ask if I was okay
Truly, truly savage.
can't understand how sanchez was so bad considering how good he was in college.
@@oldfrend college vs nfl, and the jets
@@oldfrend right. And Tebow won a Heisman. (Apropos of nothing, so did Ron Dayne.)
@@brianthomas2434 Tebow is the best college player ever, in the NFL he's mentioned as a joke
Never wanted to say thank you to Coach Todd for anything. But now, I am grateful for his meltdown. Thanks for this video.
"Abandoned by God" is exactly the way I would describe being a Chargers fan
At least you got Herbert now
@@matheusmarinho13 Oh sweet child. I'm not sure you know what happens to star players that play for the Chargers.
@@matheusmarinho13 they've had great qb play for years , nothing has changed lmfaoo
it truly is a miracle of hellish proportions that the #1 defense AND offense in the league doesn't even make the playoffs. i would bet in 90% of such outcomes that team would win the division, and easily too.
@@yessir7630 rivers was never quite the game breaker that the elite qbs were. it truly was mind bogglingly stupid that they kicked a young drew brees to the curb for, well, anyone, nevermind a rookie.
"Their young quarterback was dangerously close to playing at a league average level."
That shade could freeze Hawaii.
“You are about to enter New York Jets territory.”
Aka the Butt Fumble Dimension.
Take your goddamn like from a jets fan experiencing building levels of ptsd
@@rossmcintire6158 The butt fumble is the entire reason sports center stopped doing the worst of the worst during the top 10 worst plays of the week. It was still the champ like a year later and it wasn't a contest anymore.
Underrated
@@andrewhawkins6754 wasn't that the...2nd? 3rd? td the Pats had in like under two minutes of game time? THAT combined with LITERAL BUTT FUMBLE makes it the goat play of all time.
Sorry.
GOATest play of all time.
I glad I am A New York Giants fan.
Wow, 2011. Patrick Mahomes was still waiting to hatch from a football.
'Certain coaches have that "it" factor that makes them eminently fireable' I've followed Jon for some years now and he's never said anything more true
i feel like often times that’s even independent of the coach’s performance, like with jim harbaugh
@@taymorrison he got fired once though, and most see that as having more to do with the 49ers than it did with Jim. I was going to say more along the lines of Norv Turner, Rex Ryan and Hue Jackson. Although Hue never wins. Jeff Fisher is infinitely fireable to me, but the Rams kept bringing his ass back. Then there’s Ken Wisenhunt who has been fired despite taking the team to a Super-bowl like 2 years prior. Bruce Arians seems to provoke management to fire him a lot too.
@@Thor-Orion idk im sure those are also great examples, i just mean jim got fired after going 9-7 and missing the playoffs which usually doesnt warrant getting fired. apparently the org just really didnt like him
@@taymorrison well that’s what i was saying. Jim didn’t deserve to get fired and no other organization would have fired him. That was on the 49ers being completely inept at that time.
@@Thor-Orion respect
“Daddy, why is my sisters name rose?”
“Because your mother loves roses”
“Thanks dad, I love u”
“I love u too, chart party hosted by Jon bois”
"Why is my middle name '& Alex Rubenstein'?"
You’ll learn when you’re older
The men, the myths, the legends. They're back!
You mean the Jets?
@@bradwurst8141 nah he's talking about the Jaguars
@ThisFuzzel more like The Bois, the myths, the legends, amiright fellas? ahha hahah nailed it lol
Great video, Jon! Also, I believe that 2-14 season with the Chiefs under Romeo Crennel deserves its own Dorktown episode, because that is *also* a truly *bizarre* season (and Jon, I know you're a Kansas City fan like myself, so you'd be perfect to do this video).
Specifically, that 2-14 team had *six* Pro Bowlers! For comparison, the Ravens, *that year's* Super Bowl winners, sent *6* Pro Bowlers as well! For even more comparison, the Chiefs team that *won Super Bowl LIV* 7 years later *also* had exactly *six* Pro Bowlers! In fact, I actually added up and averaged *every* Super Bowl winning team *since* that 2012-2013 season, and they averaged *4.33* Pro Bowlers! In fact, *no* Super Bowl winning team *since* that season has *ever* had more than *6* Pro Bowlers! That's right, a team that arguably had as many game-changing players as any *Super Bowl-winning* team since their existence not only did not even make it to the Super Bowl, or their conference championship game, or even win a playoff game, or even *make* the playoffs, or even *have a winning record...*
Or even win as many games as they had Pro Bowlers (6). Or even win *5* games! Or 4! Or 3! No, the Chiefs won *2* out of their 16 games; statistically their *worst ever* finish in *any* season in their *entire* history, and in the final NFL standings that year, they were *the worst* team in the league (ending up with the #1 draft pick)!
Truly a bizarre and mind-blowing realization when I found out! Jon, if you're reading this, *please* do an episode on this! I *have* to know how in the world this happened!
they got the #1 pick in the draft! -- nm
Another reason this needs to be tied into an anomaly video on the Chiefs. I forgot about that!
And also this is why we were so fortunate to get Andy Reid!
Convoluted
You did not need that last sentence of the third paragraph. Made it super convoluted and your point was already made earlier in a less convoluted way
Hmmmm that era is call "when in doubt, Patriot did something" 😆😆😆
The Jets very next game was a 45-19 obliteration at the hands of who? That’s right. Andy Reid’s Eagles.
we live in a simulation.
I was at that game
@@josephtolsma6896 a simulation in a simulation
@@chaosawaits And that simulation came as pre installed software in the in the space alien Mac Pro that the space alien kid got from space alien Santa Claus, who is also a simulation.
That's cool
14:50 - After 3 Super Bowls in 5 years including back to back - yeah, that was a good call
they will probably make it a 3-peat next year
@@AlonsoRules I'm hoping so. Still, it's a dynasty and as a fan of the Chiefs for roughly 35 years, I know that dynasties don't last forever and no matter how it turns out, I'm just happy to be here and will enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.
I'm always like, "Do I really want to listen to these two talk about some obscure sports anomaly for an unnecessary amount of time?" My answer is always yes and I am never disappointed.
Who's here after another Chiefs Superbowl with a TD pass to a former Jet of all teams lol
My god I didn't even consider that. This video keeps on giving
Unfortunately, this was the first football game I ever attended. I was a Chiefs fan in NJ and was introduced to football via Tyler Palko and Mark Sanchez. Surprised that I still followed football after seeing this game live.
Hey at least as a Chiefs fan, the pay off has been worth it the last 2-3 years, I would guess.
my dad was introduced to football by Super Bowl 53
on you to decide what's worse :-)
A friend of mine once went to a Jets Cardinals game. Final score? 7-6 Jets win
Hey I’m also a chiefs fan in NJ and I also was there . the game sucked but I got a kick out of the guys behind me telling me to go back to Kansas...well no I’m gonna go back home on the turnpike thank you
This was also my first game. I grew up in NJ and cousin was one of the Chiefs’ assistant coaches. Still the only time I’ve been somewhat proud to be a Jets fan 😔
The drive that continues to change history. Reed and Mahomes just won their third SB.
To recap: The Chiefs made a good move firing a bad coach because it lead to them thinking a bad coach was a good coach who got fired for being a bad coach which led to them getting a really really good coach.
Yeah pretty much
@@Yurrbo He still won them one Super Bowl though, and unlike the 2011 Chiefs, the 2020 Chiefs aren't hopeless. Reid just has to get a good DC and OL and they can reasonably win the next Super Bowl, especially with the rest of the AFC in shambles.
@@Ramboost007 The AFC isn't in shambles lol, that would be the NFC in a few years
@@rjante2236 The Pats and Colts are in rebuilding mode, the Steelers will be too proud to change anything, Lamar can't throw, the Titans, Dolphins, Bills and Browns are good but they are still figuring things out.
The Chiefs will still be a dominant AFC team for at least the next two years.
@@Ramboost007 Colts are NOT rebuilding lol. 11-5 isn't a bad record
14:44 "... and more seemed likely". Truer words were not spoken.
Wow. Love the tie-ins to the other episodes. Feels like we are going to get a 2 hour special in 2025 talking about how sports is just a massive conspiracy
Starting with that Lakers - Kings series in 03 or whenever it was
It should start with that mariners arsonist guy
Circus and bread, sports and beer-I see no difference
@Harry Engel yeah, just appeasement, distracting as fuck
I mean you ain’t lying, I’m of the belief that sometime around the 70’s all the owners of every major American sports organization got together and realized pro wrestling had it right and they could maximize profits if everything was staged. Notice how suddenly in the age of television were seeing all types of feats and comebacks and great games that have never happened before. In a 2 year span we got, a 3-1 comeback in the nba finals (warriors and cavs) a 3-0 comeback in the nhl playoffs (La kings vs San Jose sharks) a 28-3 super bowl comeback(pats/falcons), an ncaa finals championship winning buzzer beater (Villanova) a last play he td in the ncaa football bay title game (bama/Clemson). Maybe it’s just coincidence but my grandfather always told me “kid there’s no such thing as coincidence, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is”
This is my first time visiting this channel. Very nice to see such quality production in a video about the NFL. No cheap tricks, just a quality video. Cheers
Thank you for the kind words Elliot, we definitely put a lot of work into this one!
Definitely watch some more! He has a lot like this one. Informative, no-nonsense.
As a Jets fan, I'm offended at the way you casually give the audience a chance to bail just because this video is about the Jets. I understand and agree, but I'm still hurt.
I feel bad for you.
The honesty of this post!
@Sqwee 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a WFT fan. At least we're not the Jets.
As a Minnesota Vikings fan, I would start a video with a warning similar.
Also, when your organization depressed Bill belichick so much that he had to bail before his first game coaching you, then he goes to New England and get six rings with Tom Brady, that's got to hurt.
As a Vikings fan, the thing that hurt the most was the stupid Herschel Walker trade that gift wrapped another dynasty for the cowboys.
The Jets helped set up the Patriots dynasty, and the Vikings actually did set up the cowboy dynasty.
I was there for that game in December. A few of us thought that the officials had just ejected the Chiefs' coach for his unsportsmanlike penalty, since hearing a penalty called on a coach is so rare.
Dallas much?89 dallas jim jonson: suckered punched emet smith: he ran into a wall of defenders, with a bad ankle, broke--everything and still got a 2cond down. Was the cause of a side line brawl...on their own GD team. all of the side line was thrown out. yeeaah I didn't know that was a thing. well turns out it is. Happend latter on a monday night game where John "I'm the only anouncers name you know and THE goat" Maden asked how many drinks did the boys have. and started taking bets, live, with al michels and all who's doing the walka' shame back to take cold shower.
I love how SB treats football.
It like its own universe, with its own rules where we just observe it. The laws of reality doesn't affect it. Random thing happens because it happens.
SB just take them apart and analyse them.
Add some sweet tunes and you have a youtube channel I can watch over and over.
"It's as though these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic frequency that it sent blast-waves throughout the annals of history, wrecking one would be dynasty, and launching another."
def check out 17776 and 20020 if you like stories about football stylized like this
American football is actually the real-life version of Blaseball
As a history teacher, this is an excellent example of Cause & Consequence
“Their young qb was dangerously close to playing at a league average level” 😂
I love how the jets green and chiefs red start out as what we normally associate with those colors, good and bad respectively, but then it completely flips and it goes against how we normally perceive those colors
Y’all should start a new series titled “Long Time Coming” for players that won titles later in their careers after coming short (eg. Dwight Howard, Dirk Nowitzki, John Elway, etc.)
that’d be a fantastic series to be honest
Ray Bourque
Gary Payton, Iguodala, Alex Rodriguez. A Rod especially.
@@oliverdennis3115 Don’t forget Alex Ovechkin, Ash Ketchum, Andy Reid, or Bruce Arians
@@deathboy126 true, soccer players as well, Thierry Henry(Premier League), Jordan Henderson(Premier League) and Maldini( World Cup).
"This sucks, *so bad.* "
"I've starred at this for 5 hours now."
Imagine playing so badly that you are mentioned in the same sentence as Seneca Wallace.
Guy was one of my dad's favorite QBs at one point. Journeyman guy, there to help the team if the starter got injured.
Wherein _he_ got injured the first play after coming in for the injured Rodgers ._.
Also, SUPER cool name.
And that sentence saying you were worse than him!
Seneca Wallace was a beast. The lesser Ryan Fitzpatrick. We do not speak badly of the back up who would play on the worst teams in the worst spots.
I remember having Seneca Wallace as my 3rd string backup QB on Madden. He had good raw numbers. Never needed him thankfully. Had Vick as No. 1 and Brees as No. 2. :)
I had no clue how lucky I was to even have Brees when Vick went down. As he does, whenever a defender breaths on him. (even in Madden) Brees stepped up and carried the team to a SB. Then left in the off-season. :(
A bittersweet memory.
"This sucks so bad. It's a masterpiece."
For once, this involves Mark Sanchez and isn’t about the butt fumble.
It’s always about the butt-fumble. Always
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE BUTT FUMBLE.
*ALWAYS*
It was really hard to imagine this was still not the hall of fame worst for Sanchez. The worst was still yet to come. The horror.
We've come a long way in Kansas City from the Todd Haley years. From getting destroyed by teams like the Mark Sanchez Jets to going to back-to-back Super Bowls and winning one.
Now back to back and winning both. This is so awesome and crazy. Can't believe we would be here.
"You're about to enter New York Jets territory."
How is that not the same place as the Fumble Dimension?
It's another sides of the same coins. Or as sci-fi says, the white hole of the black hole.
Our pain somehow transcends beyond the limits of the Fumble Dimension. A paradox of folly and hell rivaled by likely only the Mariners
Jets territory is a tangent universe with the Fumble Dimension. Kinda like Browns territory except WE know how to go 0-16 properly.
@@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom Oh no. You've still got a good 10-15 years to go if you want to talk about having the worst pain.
NYJ territory is the Butt Fumble Dimension, it's their neighbours
This episode is awesome, but I want to comment on something else entirely.
The next video in my feed is "This is not an endorsement of arson: The history of the Seattle Mariners" and that may be the best title in the history of TH-cam. You guys are the best.
This video is legendary. Such respect for the amount of research that had to go into this
Bravo.
Yall make ESPN look like a clown show.
Rubenstein is best sports stats researcher on planet. I’d know used to work with him. In fact, hired him. He’s insane
ESPN is a clown show with a good film crew and a pretty decent stats department.
@@OmniMontel I couldn’t have said it better myself. The only reason to watch ESPN is to watch games. Any other programming sucks.
That is a pretty low standard.
@@michaelbean6 Interesting, what stood out to you the most that had you give him the job?
I honestly could not care less about American football but every single Jon Bois video is a national treasure and immensely entertaining, I still manage to get invested and find myself having a great time.
Shoutout to the "Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production" thumbnail hanging out at the beginning
That’s just left over from the Steve Bono episode.
i love how we got to see snippets of the other dorktown sagas- i'd love a huge poster of all the charts from the different episodes neatly laid out together.
Was thinking this would be about OJ in his Bronco for a second there
OJ Simpson: Still the Broncos' leading rusher despite never actually signing with them.
One of the things that makes dorktown videos so special to me is that you can always see what episodes have happened before, & what spaces are left for new & interesting videos.
That drive must have resulted in a lot of broken televisions in KC
Nah, a lot of Chiefs fans (myself included) had checked out by that point.
Nah man we all hated Haley. Dude was terrible and Matt Cassel, oh god
Just two years later they hire Andy Reid.. I think it worked out pretty well lol
Nah, like others said we didn't care. I don't even remember this game. It's all a blur in my mind. I remember being happy we fired Haley, and then Crennal looked ok ending the season. So there was some optimism. Though no expected us to go to the playoffs the next season. Then the next year happened. No one hated Crennal, but we knew he wasn't it and weren't sad to see him go. Plus all the shit with the guy who shot himself in front of him. Think everyone just felt bad for him. He was a good dude, but wasn't a good coach who landed into a shitty situation. Then we got Andy Reid and the rest is history.
@@ZiggyZou chiefs fans didn't mind Matt Cassel. He got us into the playoffs at one point and had his moments
Recognizing that Jon is a Chiefs fan it's still odd how they've figured into every football Dorktown video to this point. It was the team the Chargers couldn't quite catch for the division lead in 2010 (which admittedly led to the creation of this video), it was the team Steve Bono played for when he took a jog into the end zone, and it was the team that was so undisciplined as to throw a wrench into the works of the NFL. Remarkable. And for those of you who haven't seen the Falcons doc, they play a minor role as the team that beat the Falcons with a pick-2. We really need some content on the Lions, Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Saints, or Vikings though.
Remember the Steve Bono video? I remember every second of Dorktown videos like the elder in Lawrence of Arabia whose one job is to follow the tribe through the desert and recite scripture on command
And it just continues
Jon Bois casually surpassing John Madden for best sports voice guy.
Look out, next Football game is just gonna be called Bois 2022.
And Alex is here too!
"the chiefs are getting stomped, 28 to 3"
oh no I know where this is going
“Hauntingly stupid” is a great phrase
I remember the Pioli 'Patriot Way' management and apparently the guy was a paranoid control freak. Todd Haley once told a reporter "The phones are tapped-also lower your voice because I think Pioli has everything bugged and spies everywhere." Here in KC we also had the 'Candy Wrapper Incident' in which Pioli reportedly threw an empty candy wrapper under a flight of stairs at Arrowhead to see if the custodians would see it. They didn't and he wigged out over it.
Long story short, Haley became too familiar with the players and lost the separation required for a head coach to maintain discipline. Also, Haley had to deal with a GM that by all accounts was impossible to work with and I think by this game Haley and the players simply didn't care anymore. By this season and game everything unraveled and we headed into the Romeo Crennel era-one of the most painful seasons I've ever witnessed. Fans paid for a plane to fly a banner over Arrowhead that read: 'Fire Pioli, Bench Cassel' along with not being able to even give tickets away so they'd simply tuck them under wipers on random cars. I remember when Andy Reid first arrived in KC the feeling was electric. He's a QB's dream coach and he lifted the Todd Blackledge Curse by drafting Mahomes instead of getting another retread QB that we'd done ever since drafting bust Blackledge.
It's scary what could have happened as you point out in this great presentation had Haley not been fired and finished the season.
I wonder how heavy the dork town AfterEffect file is. They keep adding to it
And not only that, they continue to reference it every other episode, so it is not just a stock image that they paste for a scene or two, it is there.
Maybe that's why they don't make more episodes. It's so heavy that it takes weeks just to render one of those
It’s not even AfterEffects. All of Jon Bois’ videos are animated in Google Earth and then stitched together in iMovie.
I, for one, am liking the Dorktown Cinematic Universe...
Lol this isn’t after effects
a chiefs vs jets game with a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct against a coach? unbelievable
It's funny, even when the Jets win they still lose.
The big man really changed everything.
we need a browns dorktown just like the mariners
Modern Browns: We don't suck any more.
Maybe a Lions dorktown because unlike the Browns, the future does not seem to be looking up for that team.
Jon Bois on twitter said that the nfl equivalent of the Mariners would be the Vikings.
@@oumondragon Yeah that makes more sense as the Vikings have a long history of getting so close only to get snakebitten in some of the most bizarre ways imaginable. The Browns weren't even competitive until this past season.
@@ryanahr2267 i'd argue the bills could also be in that ballpark. So close to success, only to be demolished. Not too mention the 4 straight super losses. Although they are also close to building another super bowl caliber team.
@@oumondragon Yeah but in almost every case for my Bills it was straightforward. Washington and Dallas were even more insanely stacked than we were and we needed a long-ish game winning FG from a guy who was historically bad at that range. The only bizarre moment in our miserable history is Miracle City Screw Job. The Vikings have been undermined in far stranger and more numerous ways
*Sees the chart extend to 2020*
“Okay.. I know where this is going”
Thank you Todd Haley for botching this drive as a coach, leading to Reid’s hiring, and the Chiefs giving Mahomes a half a billion dollar contract for the next 10 years
- Sincerely, 31 other teams in the NFL
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Shout-out to Romeo Crennel and Kyle Orten. Without them winning against the 13-0 GB Packers, the Chiefs wouldn't be who they are today. The odds on winning that game were maybe 5%
Last I checked, KC not doing so well this season. I'll forever be grateful for KC beating NE. And it took a pandemic for Brady to win again.
@@bradleyhoward9638 I have to shout them out for beating Denver in Denver in Week 17 because that got my Bengals into the playoffs that year.
@@stu_164_minitruckin trying to figure out how the best team in the AFC is "not doing so well this season" (sure, you posted a month ago, but damn man, you sound like a Lions fan talking about going to the super bowl)
I don’t know why it😮
Jets fan here. Will someone please let me leave New York Jets territory now?
Sorry dude, it’s like the Hotel California- you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. I’ve been trapped there since 1970 myself. 😩
14:43 I’m from the future, this part is true
The butterfly effect is real. And this, this here, this is a perfect example of it.
"Unfortunately, they were abandoned by god" -Jon Bois on the San Diego Chargers 2010 season
Deep rewind: Anderson Silva's triangle comeback
Collapse: The Eagles since winning the SuperBowl
Untitled: Ted Williams
I love this video so much. The best is the Playoff Drought chart, where Washington's place on the list says only "Football Team"
The first words out of my mouth when i saw how they got that touchdown: “that’s fucking gross” lol
The amount of research that goes into these episodes is not lost on me. This is incredibly impressive and I love these videos!
Where is the database this guy uses? "Computer, give me the penalty yardage of every drive ever."
This is really stretching it. In 2017, the Jets passed on Mahomes in the draft because they had Christian Hackenberg on their team. I dare say that genius decision had more to do with both teams fortune than Todd Haley.
Face it...Mahomes would not be Mahomes if he went to the Jets. The Jets saved football and created a new QB legend by passing on him.
@@Moltonio he may not have been the player he is today, but I think it's safe to say he'd be a lot better than Christian hackanberg and Sam Darnold lol
@@michaellayard5045 not really...if anything he might have become Sam Darnold.
@@Moltonio That doesn't seem to be a bad thing anymore.
@@michaellayard5045 he might not have been. Just look at Trevor Lawrence
Love how you guys represent the data and as a lifetime Chiefs fan found this fascinating!
"4:59 So it's 28-3 in the third quarter..."
Now where have I heard this before?
Can you please do one of these videos on the Ravens' game under Brian Billick when they tied the league record for penalties? They were just intentionally drawing penalties and completely imploded as Billick lost total control of the team.
I'm a woman of simple tastes. I see a Dorktown video; I click on it instantly.
I appreciate everyone who came back here after SBLVIII
Glad to see Jon hasn’t forgotten about us loyal viewers.
3:16 Lmao Aaron Rodgers blowing the league out of the water.
Sanchez went to the Jets the same year Matt Stafford went to the Lions. I maintain that if history had gone a different way and Stafford had ended up on that Rex Ryan team, the Jets would have gone to the Super Bowl.
No.
The Jets are as cursed as the Mets and almost as cursed as the Knicks. Never doubt the Jets' ability to eff something up.
Or if Favre came back to the Jets, they may have done it.
"If bad teams drafted good players they would cease being bad teams" is maybe not the brand new insight you think it is
@@donaldhonke5567 I never claimed it was, but seems like you were determined to be rude to somebody the day you wrote this, so I hope it helped you feel better, I guess?
As a Bills fan, I find it interesting how they tied in with both teams...with KC, the trade that got them Patrick Mahomes, and after Rex was fired by the Jets he got hired by the Bills, where his shortcomings became obvious and was let go after two seasons to give us Sean McDermott.
McDermott... Who is a part of the Andy Reid coaching tree...
I wonder if some of the series on this channel were cut, because I miss "the worse ever" and "weird rules"
They did a _That's Weird_ (the successor to _Weird Rules_ ) just a couple-three weeks ago.
I love the overlapping in the Dorktown Cinematic Universe.
Wow this drive reminds me off the Chiefs in Super Bowl LV. Nice to see them staying true to their roots
Andy Reid was at the airport and had a plane waiting to take him to Arizona when Clark Hunt got ahold of him. Imagine if he had gotten on that plane. Scary thought.
Video: *pans out*
Me: Wow. A picture really does tell a thousand words.
Wow...what a wild friggin ride. It's interesting to me that I watched literally all of these events happen live but never connected any of them together. Really awesome story guys!
Id love a dorktown jigsaw puzzle, could even release different sents that could line up to match the map
"You're about to enter New York Jets territory, this is your final warning"
Me wearing my Jets T-shirt "Oh, well I'm sure this will be nothing but glowing praise"
Me, posting now at the end of the video "That was even worse than I thought"
I'm going to go re watch Super Bowl III....