Cato Sicarius Explains: How Do Missiles Know where They Are? | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

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  • I wanted you all to have the Cato Sicarius part in a separate video.
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  • @clawmb
    @clawmb ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I approve of this.

    • @funnyman4311
      @funnyman4311 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      IT'S THE SPACE MARINE HIMSELF, CATO SICARIUS

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I CAST FIST!

    • @Solo_man69
      @Solo_man69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      POV: the middle doesn’t know where it isn’t

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the fact that its "I cato sicarius" and not just "cato sicarius" is fucking perfect

    • @arizonaicesuntea9922
      @arizonaicesuntea9922 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SUMON FIST

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    TTS Cato Sicarius: *breathes*
    TTS Calgar: "I. CAST. FIST!"

    • @AJPDing
      @AJPDing ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Cato Sicarius Cannot feel my teeth wuwuwuwuwuwuwu~

    • @Anime-117
      @Anime-117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DAMNIT! HE CAUGHT THE JOKE BEFORE I COULD!

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Cato Sicarius is a truly incorruptible marine. It is impossible to corrupt someone so self-absorbed, arrogant and narcissistic. Chaos gods and xenos simply have nothing to offer.

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Slannesh?

    • @temp3608
      @temp3608 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@totalnerd5674 He'd just try to do it himself.

    • @therabidsquid432nerf9
      @therabidsquid432nerf9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      To be fair, he has gotten better in the books and he hates how he used to act.

    • @temp3608
      @temp3608 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@therabidsquid432nerf9 CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT? IN 40K?

    • @user-qq1xj5zk9n
      @user-qq1xj5zk9n ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@temp3608A miracle.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The real answer: *"SPAM ALL OF THE MISSILES AND IT NEEDS MORE DAKKA, YA GITS!"*

    • @Zabzim
      @Zabzim ปีที่แล้ว

      How unorky of you, proper orks know better to call rockets missiles cos every knows missiles don’t hit things it’s in deer name sonny miss-iles.

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Orks: We iz runnin' outta smart rokkitz boss. An' we iz runnin' outta smart boyz ta pilot dem

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Lightscribe225 SEEZ! DIS IZ HOWA ROKKIT IZ SUPOSTA WORK! WATS DA BLUBERRY EVEN ZOGGIN GOIN ON, AN ON ABOUT?!

    • @ashslaa
      @ashslaa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stahp one, strap ze zoggin grotz ta da rocket thingz.
      Stahp two, krump dat red grot datz tryin ta stop ya.
      Stahp three, haz da burnna boyz lite da fuse.
      Stahp...uh...er...ah zog it, jus zoggin spam da daka, an give dem gits a good krumpin with boot leathah and choppa, WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Cato Sicarius: "I, Cato Sicarius, am hilarious and you will quote everything I, Cato Sicarius, will say!"

    • @nathanmartinez4718
      @nathanmartinez4718 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Calgar: And I, Calgar, am hilarious for I will CAST FIST UPON YOUR SKULL SICARIUS!

  • @randomdude8202
    @randomdude8202 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I really admire Girlymans ability to put up with cato

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pretty sure it was calgar

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matteocdt5214 he become Guilliman's praetorian guard when Guilliman returned

    • @7ElevenTruther
      @7ElevenTruther ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@randomdude8202​​Lol from a certain point of view, you can also look at that as Guilliman's way of low key permanently removing him from command of the 2nd company with the veneer of a fancy prestigious sounding title so that he doesn't have any further opportunity to be shit sniffing pompous glory hound while leading other astartes into battle.

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      calgar gave him a few tips before giving up the chair

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guilliman took him on since he reminded him of one of his sons during the Heresy. Though I think being stuck in the warp knocked a bit of Cato's arrogance out. He's very jaded now.

  • @theride1176
    @theride1176 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    How does the missile knows where it is?
    Marines:
    Orks: Yes

    • @archmagosno9902
      @archmagosno9902 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah you git, it knows where it iz cuz the grot I taped to it knows where e iz. Itz ez.

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Theory: What if the Ultramarines are only the best because they’re blue and the Orc’s power of belief that blue is a lucky color makes them very lucky?

    • @jemman2906
      @jemman2906 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfortunately a common misconception is that ork power works on anything and everything, it only works in a *VEERY* small area around an ork, though the area gets slightly bigger the more Orks are nearby, which is why only an Orkk can fire an Ork weapon.

    • @fabriziocossio
      @fabriziocossio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jemman2906so if all orks believe it, could it reach a galaxy wide effect area?

  • @ryojimata3708
    @ryojimata3708 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I heard the voice and I immediately had flashbacks of "If the Emperor had a Text to Speach Device" lol

  • @lanlukamlinaric7592
    @lanlukamlinaric7592 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is personification of when you present a topic that you have mastered, but no one else knows what you are talking about.

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Iron Hands: “So when did YOU get techmarine training??”

  • @AngeryCrow
    @AngeryCrow ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Facts that TTS Cato voice is now what implanted in our brain is just, perfect.
    Even other VA out there even give Cato this voice.

  • @KillTeamHungary
    @KillTeamHungary ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He did it! The SOB actually DID IT!

  • @Anime-117
    @Anime-117 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    _Some time after the presentation_
    Apothecary: Ah, nothing like a finally quiet day-
    2nd Company Sppace Marine: APOTHECARY!
    Apothecary: ...what is it?
    2nd Company SM: CAPTAIN CATO SICARIUS HAS BEEN INJURED!
    Apothecary: *How?*
    2nd Company SM: HE CRAWLED INTO THE BARRACKS WITH HIS HELMET'S FACEPLATE CAVED INWARDS SAYING HE COULDN'T FEEL HIS TEETH! WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS HAD OCCURRED!
    Apothecary: Ah, someone Casted Fist on him

  • @exsonic7407
    @exsonic7407 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I no longer wonder why people hate cato

  • @tipsy_hog
    @tipsy_hog ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You gave Sicarius his TTS voice... Yeah, that right there is an instant subscribe

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And now i respect the ultramarine for having to deal with this, i can almost imagine how the fallen felt when we did a recruit swap program and the terrible civil war seems more understanding when luther is stuck on a planet filled with millions of cato sicarius albeit they be more like berucrats and industry ministry.

  • @TWKim-yx7iu
    @TWKim-yx7iu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I, CATO SICARIUS

  • @LxR7601
    @LxR7601 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know what would be hilarious, if Cato Sicarius killed Lucius the Eternal. I think we all know what would happen lmao

  • @junaugust2705
    @junaugust2705 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    basically his saying that the missile's guidance system guides it to where it wasn't from where it was in the first place.

  • @joeford5181
    @joeford5181 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where are the Dark Angels when you need them to exterminate someone....

  • @jawllypop1750
    @jawllypop1750 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YOU DESERVE A RIGHT FLOGGIN, BOY!!! I am too busy contemplating other things.... *shakes in slow realization that retcons exist*

  • @marnoko296
    @marnoko296 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I legit got a headache watching this one, great job!

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I CAST FIST!

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cato Sicarius is the Papyrus of WH40k.

  • @jyggalag8359
    @jyggalag8359 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I am still waiting for more maid Marine lore

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm recording that one later this week. I'm going directly to the source and have asked the artist to fully draw some images they have only partly drawn before. I'm working on their tempo. You'll get another mm video soon though.

    • @jyggalag8359
      @jyggalag8359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas oh yay!
      Sorry I couldn't respond to you faster I was with my brother in my pool

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jyggalag8359 Bruv, no stress. Family is always more important than random internet people.

    • @jyggalag8359
      @jyggalag8359 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas yeah your right

  • @Audiotrocious
    @Audiotrocious ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Remember, he talks like this in some books.

  • @andreabloomfield4974
    @andreabloomfield4974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Space marines at Save NI … Wait a minute did this already happen déjà vu

  • @a.j.m8264
    @a.j.m8264 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    …BythewaymynameisCatoSacarius

  • @davisdelp8131
    @davisdelp8131 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    CATO SICARIUS

  • @Rickerus
    @Rickerus ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, you've actually sped it up by 1.25 for this video. You weren't joking when you said that's the only way to watch it.

  • @justinterrell7020
    @justinterrell7020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Oh God its tts Sicarius.*

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me: *Draws Sicarious getting punched in the face*
    Marenus Calgar: “He passes.”
    Sicarious: “But he answered wrong.”
    Calgar: “I do what I want!”

  • @matttan8066
    @matttan8066 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant unhear this

  • @Kriegselite323
    @Kriegselite323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My brain hurt

  • @Mister_Tac0
    @Mister_Tac0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cato Sicarius is basically: ☝️🤓

  • @gregorygarcia9746
    @gregorygarcia9746 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think...that his name is Cato Sicarius 😅

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he defeated that C'tan shard it was propaganda or he just happen to look like he did himself?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh well, it's simple. It's [REDACTED]

    • @teobratuteodor1728
      @teobratuteodor1728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't expected this but im not very surprised either, if it was Emperor's Childrens champion it was self explanatory.

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how you used the TTS voice 😆

  • @ranvorkvartec7358
    @ranvorkvartec7358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Real question. Is missile current location or location missile is going or the fact the missile know where it is, is approved by the Codex Astarte?

  • @steveo9284
    @steveo9284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that this is/was a meme.
    Not to mention how many takes did it take for that to be done without a F-up or breaking down into laughter?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was 2-3 takes! And only because I fumbled a line. #strong #nolaughterforthisman

    • @steveo9284
      @steveo9284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Dedication!

  • @_ZimZam
    @_ZimZam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing

  • @Lomhow
    @Lomhow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS TRULY A GLORIOUS COPY PASTA

  • @Intuitivelist
    @Intuitivelist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to listen this at 0.75 speed.

  • @nidnoms3622
    @nidnoms3622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one of these days im going to buy sicarius's model... just to put his head on a fracking broomstick

  • @Commissar_Eiven
    @Commissar_Eiven ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha I love this hahahah

  • @DoubleAlplarius
    @DoubleAlplarius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And thats why cato sicarius is an absolute nerd like 100% nerd and thats why alpharius was tryna be cato sicarius

  • @EnclaveSoldier2201
    @EnclaveSoldier2201 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I CAST FIST!!!!

  • @robknight666
    @robknight666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this a re-upload?
    I'm pretty sure I've seen this before

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, this is just the last part of the Ultra test video as a separate one, so people can find it easily.

  • @mahe7744
    @mahe7744 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear that explanation can be shortened to like 1 or 2 sentences

  • @TheEmperorofmankind340
    @TheEmperorofmankind340 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    isnt this what prez says in project wingman?

  • @alexandermccabe429
    @alexandermccabe429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO

  • @Wot_198
    @Wot_198 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Umm i need a medic and a recorder im having a stroke

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bring over the dreadnought!

    • @Wot_198
      @Wot_198 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas i said i need a medic and a recorder WHY TF do i need a dreadnought

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Wot_198 when the medic can't save you, brother.

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was this a re upload?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, just the last part of the ultra test video, since I wanted people to find this part separately as well. For meme purposes.

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas ah. That makes sense. Still love that line delivery at the end.

  • @omega8388
    @omega8388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mucho texto

  • @Relecovery
    @Relecovery ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ☝️🤓

  • @MetalWar04
    @MetalWar04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like anyway

  • @willemplus4777
    @willemplus4777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hallo , groetjes van Willem

  • @josesuerogenao5248
    @josesuerogenao5248 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤓🤓🤓

  • @2025nextyear
    @2025nextyear 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t even understand him