y'all hate on cryptoland but you don't realize that putting every crypto enthusiast on an island as far away from human civilization as possible is a gloriously fantastic idea
No it was their response to when someone asked what the age of consent was on cryptoland. Cryptoland, unironically and unfortunately, is supposed to become a real island as stated by the creators which makes that response genuinely more concerning
@@angrycinnabon2956 yea you’re right, man my fault but I got it now and that’s what matters 👍🏽 still doesn’t change the fact that the Cryptoland team are fucking stupid
@@zafool4997They’re referring most likely to official characters moving their eyes in the games. The point kinda becomes lost when you get to security breach, though.
Thought I was the only one. Haven't watched these since the days of Oblivion and Gamer Poop, over a decade ago. This was an S-tier refresher back into the genre.
So many people fucking say this everytime a YTP comes out. Good YTPs are magnitudes more common than you care to admit. They never stopped being funny, and have generally gotten better.
Fun fact: Connie’s design isn’t actually based off of the Bitcoin Coin, but is instead based off of the singular, half-eaten Chuck E Cheese token that was spent for the animation budget…
I'm surprised that there wasn't a single joke about Connie getting into a lawsuit with The Genie from Disney's Aladdin. But everything else in this YTP more than makes up for it.
Now that I think about it, about the Vladimir club, wouldn't it be pointless to have a members only club on an island that is pretty much a giant members only club
The end of the video is gonna make me daydream a scenario in which Charlie and Pim have to deal with Cryptoland. Zach and Michael, if you two are reading this, get on it
1:10 I saw it coming the instant I saw Foxy on the poster because it's been done a hundred time and I still jumped there was no need to make it that well-executed it's a YTP
Now I'm picturing a short horror Animation where Connie is actually an insane murderer that lures Cryptolanders to the land and kills them off one by one. Idk, his face just screams murderer
There's a Fucking uncut version of the original video: th-cam.com/video/6iSjidRiUHw/w-d-xo.html
@@CheesyGabite Yeah it's weird that the uncut version is more bearable than the final cut. plus the Vladimir club is nowhere to be seen in the original, plus the room is completely different as it's fully modeled and not a 360 image.
You might be the first person I know of that caught the "disappearing arms" animation error. You could chalk this up to the whole animation being so busted that it was a relatively minor problem in it, and no one noticed it because there were worse things all over the video.
Somehow I completely missed the people being TurboSquid's models, dunno how since this isn't the first time their assets have been used in some slapdash garbage like the Cryptoland animation. Also ngl, now I really want someone to mod in Connie to PizzaSim or UCN with that pending transaction as the death line.
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y'all hate on cryptoland but you don't realize that putting every crypto enthusiast on an island as far away from human civilization as possible is a gloriously fantastic idea
And with a single bombing run, no more crypto!
Poor people of Fiji have to endure their country being a cryptobro containment zone that shit is radioactive
@@xavis7617 and crypto becomes global because all owners "mysteriously" disappeared
Just remember, when Cryptoland happens and all the undesirables are trapped on the deserted island, no one come to rescue them.
Just cut off their internet access and watch everything decend into chaos!
"Mental Maturity should be more than enough" was their motto when hiring the animation team
feels almost like they did the opposite
No it was their response to when someone asked what the age of consent was on cryptoland. Cryptoland, unironically and unfortunately, is supposed to become a real island as stated by the creators which makes that response genuinely more concerning
@@Joey7Z7Horror Jeez the joke didn't just fly over your head...it fucking went multiple lightyears away from your head.
@@angrycinnabon2956 yea you’re right, man my fault but I got it now and that’s what matters 👍🏽 still doesn’t change the fact that the Cryptoland team are fucking stupid
@@Joey7Z7Horror Yeah, they're idiots without a doubt, all this crypto stuff is just a glorified Ponzi Scheme.
*The NFTs do get a bit quirky at night...*
Thank God I have my camera handy, if they come close I'll take a picture
1:10
Withered Bored Ape got revealed for Five Nights At Crypto 3!
And we made it so you have to burn power to close your doors! Its a tribute to blockchains massive power consumption 😂
Y'know, that weird cryptocurrency coin abomination _actually_ kinda looks like an early Scott Cawthon model you'd see in like Chipper & Sons.
so is Scott working in a FNAF crypto game while we're making joke of it? (thinking)
You could throw Connie into The Desolate Hope or any of Scott's early christian animations and he wouldn't look out of place.
Looks like one of those pre-rendered MS Agent characters
He almost looks friendly, so close, but everything is just sliiiiightly off.
And that's not factoring the crypto scams
That coin and the animation actually kinda reminds me of Food Fight…
If you told a medieval peasant about Crypoland or NFTs, they would immediately perish.
Also good job on the vid lol.
Isn't there an scp on this
@@Fireluigi1225 this whole thing seems like a memetic hazard or cognitohazard and a lot of people succumbed to it lol
Cryptoland? Hah, that's just new Versailles!
@@Fireluigi1225 what number
Even FNAF characters move their eyes more than the default TurboSquid models in this animation do.
That’s funny
you seen a hottest dog animation?
@@zafool4997They’re referring most likely to official characters moving their eyes in the games.
The point kinda becomes lost when you get to security breach, though.
2:09 I don't know why but the lack of the quote made this 10x funnier
I think it's usually better to let the audience fill in the blank. That explains why lol
@@bookle5829 I think it’s more the anticipation of it but nothing coming followed up by a different out of context joke
wadaba
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87??!!?!?!?
@@daisy12pinkanime85 thanks, that was the joke
“Mental Maturity” makes me wanna stuff them into mechanical suits.
And toss water on said suit
@@flow185 If they're Springlock suits, agreed. Otherwise that wouldn't do anything.
Burn down the building with them in the suits
And then dip them in acid for them to never make a comeback in pieces if we take the "Brought back to life" Into account.
@@CheatsythePimp2 do you want to be stuck in a moist suit with mechanical stuff all around you?
Haven't watched a YTP in ages, this was a great reintroduction to them lmao
Thought I was the only one. Haven't watched these since the days of Oblivion and Gamer Poop, over a decade ago. This was an S-tier refresher back into the genre.
Yeah I agree, I want ytps to have a resurgence now
@Mr Accurate
Hahaha
It already happened
Check out Jack durripper
And Jimmy Davis
A lot good ones
And check out Ripto s racist
Especially the Pizza Simulator jump scare was honestly well done
Genuinely spat out my drink at Epsteinland. Well played.
I was wheezing when the dashcon ballpit showed up
Epsteinland 2, the best video game ever.
time?
@@EnderGoku9001 0:37
@@EnderGoku9001 Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?
A masterpiece. 10/10. This should win all the Oscars.
Y CHANGED debeia de ser ilegal en 196 paises y restriccion de edad en youtube.
And also this beats any TH-cam Rewind ever
And emmy
Better than the original, 10/10
Epsteinland 2 is the best sequel game ever. 10/10
no shit
literally anything that has basic talent is better than this piece o' garbage
GAME OVER
"W H A T A R E Y O U ? A P E N D I N G T R A N A S A C T I O N O R W H A T ?"
Genius.
This is good. Literally gave memories of the good old days of YTPs.
Check out Jack durripper and Jimmy Davis
not enough earrape and WTF BOOM
Yeah for once a ytp is actually funny
@@CrystalRose1111 You are a sad person.
So many people fucking say this everytime a YTP comes out. Good YTPs are magnitudes more common than you care to admit. They never stopped being funny, and have generally gotten better.
2:27 I am a living reminder of the one you shouldn’t have nft’ed
Lmaooo! 'The Investment you should not have made'
No coin can save you now.
@@diamondcom8545 Please delete 5 Faz-NFT's.
@@kryptoid2568 Thank you for deleting 5 Faz-NFTs
@BigBoy He's here and always watching, the whip you shouldn't have naenae'd
0:37 made me laugh like a maniac.
DASHCON NO
Fun fact: Connie’s design isn’t actually based off of the Bitcoin Coin, but is instead based off of the singular, half-eaten Chuck E Cheese token that was spent for the animation budget…
I'm surprised that there wasn't a single joke about Connie getting into a lawsuit with The Genie from Disney's Aladdin.
But everything else in this YTP more than makes up for it.
I think that was a reference to SaberSpark
@@GreenTomas2372 *Saberfart
Now that I think about it, about the Vladimir club, wouldn't it be pointless to have a members only club on an island that is pretty much a giant members only club
0:50 This is the best part of the whole video
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[Shat Coin]]
the big scream immediately followed by the Spamton music just cracks me up.
Kromer Krypto Kurrencies
*Kromer will always be superior to cryptocurrency.*
The end of the video is gonna make me daydream a scenario in which Charlie and Pim have to deal with Cryptoland. Zach and Michael, if you two are reading this, get on it
the pilot episode but instead of going to daveland they go to cryptoland
@@leeshapon They go to Cyrptoland and Desmond kills himself with 4 gunshots to the back of head
Idk, Oney was talking about nfts a while back, so who knows where they stand.
1:34 The Family Guy reference here is funny
0:57 bfdi reference as well
This has all of the energy of the good classic YTPs. Great job.
Isolating yourself from ytps for the past 8 years doesn't mean they stopped existing, bucko.
kinda
YTP never died
I'm all for the abundance of Five Nights at Freddy's but holy shit, that One Night at Flumpty's 2 soundbyte at 1:20 made my day XD
I had to come back. It's so damn hilarious
Same
the epstienland graphic fucking killed me, great work
Hi
@@UltraTsuki hello :)
0:57 BFDI reference caught me entirely off guard
I expected Connie to hug Christopher so hard that he popped like a balloon like Kwite suggested in his video.
Was that the crush of 87?!
@@flow185 LMOO
"Crypto enthusiasts , or Pedophiles ... "
Accurate
0:38 honestly, probably how it would turn out.
2:26 that UCN style jumpscare with a voice line at the end is amazing. When we getting a fnaf fangame of cryptoland lmao.
0:46 is a great moment.
Not fun fact: there's a rule34 art of conny now...
I mean I though it would be funny
BUT THEY SHOULDN'T JUST STRAIGHT UP MAKE ONE!
@@houratdaydreamer9056 Oh God.
@@houratdaydreamer9056 Ha,I was thinking about doing that but someone went ahead and done it first 😅
0:50 Ok now I'm convinced we need a "Now's Your Chance To Be A" ytpmv
1:58 military radios be like
"I think it's apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit."
Dude suddenly got smart.
1:54 the reason he stutered was that she wasn't a minor
1:12 I lost it at "First stop of the tour: *P**N HUB!"*
2:26 fucking genius
The more I see this, the more I think Connie reminds me of Molten Freddy
@@flow185someone should replace rockstar Freddy with him “what are you a pending transaction or what?”😂
1:10 I saw it coming the instant I saw Foxy on the poster because it's been done a hundred time and I still jumped
there was no need to make it that well-executed it's a YTP
The foxy jump scare made me laugh so hard
God I haven’t watched a ytp in so long, and it’s completely surreal to see a newer reference like Big Shot pop up in one
God that spamton ring made me feel alive
"crypto is in my chromosomes" has gotta be my favorite line
Now I'm picturing a short horror Animation where Connie is actually an insane murderer that lures Cryptolanders to the land and kills them
off one by one.
Idk, his face just screams murderer
There's a Fucking uncut version of the original video: th-cam.com/video/6iSjidRiUHw/w-d-xo.html
It would be fully justified tbh
they really should've went with the uncut version if they wanted us to not meme them to death
@@CheesyGabite Yeah it's weird that the uncut version is more bearable than the final cut. plus the Vladimir club is nowhere to be seen in the original,
plus the room is completely different as it's fully modeled and not a 360 image.
@@TheDogofTin i'm convinced they released the video as it was just for hate but also
He turns them all into NFTs…
0:02 if you look closely, his flowers on the shirt turn yellow
Considering these are all turbosquid models. Seems easy enough for someone with too much time on their hand to make this into a horror game.
It's so dumb and done before but I love
"Jim any tables available?"
*Robotnik no*
Every ytp masterpiece is perfect
I didn't think that a YTP of the most cringey crypto scam ever released would bring me to fits of laughter.
Good work.
2:25 probably one of the funniest things I've seen today.
"you crypto virgin"
Thats it, Im calling anyone who buy nft with this
The vlademir joke hits differently after the 24th
2:28 I'm impressed that you died in under 4 seconds.
"Mental maturity should be more than enough!"
We do live in a society......
0:50 now's your chance to be a crypto-shot
Oh dear god i havent seen a YTP in years
Just look up ytp. There are still many ytps being made. Dathings makes some funny ones
“Mental maturity should be more than enough”
0:01 omg it's the dad from Inside Out!
1:44 best part in the whole video lmao
1:44 is love.
1:44 is life.
wehehe
wehehe
*l o u d j u n k*
wehehe
0:38 this one right here. That was the one that got me.
That pool of coins bit was exactly what I thought when saw the “de-stress” room. I was like that looks very impractical! Lol
Fact: The seagull that stole the TurboSquid model 4 girl is also a stolen asset but from Maya Animation Rig, the originality...
I see this as an absolute improvement!
2:19 Killed me LMAOO
0:38 NO NOT THE FUCKING DASHCON BALL-PIT
I hope YTP never dies
Genuinely hope cryptoland becomes a Far Cry situation
0:51 i don’t know why i’m barely realizing that that’s Spamton’s battle theme
The Vladimir Club aged very poorly
explain?
I forgot how much i love YTPs
This nearly made me shit myself laughing and I am a veteran of watching YTPs. The sentence mixing and visual editing were top notch. Well done.
2:27 not gonna lie, I actually think he would've said if he was in Ultimate Custom Night
“Eh forget about it.”
-Kriptoe Verjin
I love how you keep pointing out all the bought assets 😂
This is still one of the best YTPs ever
You might be the first person I know of that caught the "disappearing arms" animation error. You could chalk this up to the whole animation being so busted that it was a relatively minor problem in it, and no one noticed it because there were worse things all over the video.
1:00
Hits different now
modern ytp that’s actually quality?
It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor like surface! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Somehow I completely missed the people being TurboSquid's models, dunno how since this isn't the first time their assets have been used in some slapdash garbage like the Cryptoland animation.
Also ngl, now I really want someone to mod in Connie to PizzaSim or UCN with that pending transaction as the death line.
imagine connie as rockstar freddy
like "PLEASE DEPOSIT 5 (bit)COINS"
Honestly this is better than anything that has ever come out of cryptocurrency
This ytp doesn’t lose crackhead energy or effort over time like every other ytp. I crave more
1:20 Plot Twist: We can assume that Connie was Flumpty Bumpty this whole time.
I anticipate the game jolt release soon.
Xploshi's main account: Well made horror animations
Xploshi Plus: Connie sex cult island
I didn’t know this crypto propaganda thing existed until Xpilshooshy make the video
Don’t be shy. Go ahead and try!
I don’t even want to spend 1 minute in cryptoland
I love how you found the source 3d models. Just shows how lazy they are.
the "wehehe" threw me off guard lmao
i IMPLODED when i heard the BFDI "Seriously!?"
Satoshi Nakamoto is crying under his bedsheet
As bad as the whole cryptoland thing was, at least we got some banger YTPs out of it.
2:28 this part bring me chills
I nearly spat out my drink at the tumblrcon joke
This is my third rewatch. This is truly amazing.
Now I need a UCN mod with Connie in it.
0:49 is "BIG SHOT" from deltarune if anyone wondering.
Out of all the cryptoland ytps out there, I think this is the best one
man the tubosquid models is taking it to the next level
2:29 "Well, are you making a transaction or what?"