[YTP] Too Much Fiddling With The Coffee
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- THIS POOP IS UNDRINKABLE!
Original compilation of 1950s coffee ads: • Vintage Coffee Commerc...
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The moment I heard the word "jar" I was waiting for that sweet, sweet JoJ. I was not disappointed.
Same here, bro!
he does whatever it takes to get the joj into his videos
yo it's matt kay see
100% satisfied
hi iratgamer
"If I could only relax, I could relax!"
-Me with anxiety
"So, relax!"
-My friend not helping
Mr. Meseeks: “Well, Jerry, ya just gotta relax.”
Jerry: “Have you ever tried to relax?!? It’s a paradox!”
I could relate too.
I can relate to that.
@Bronami "Yes It's A New Type Of Pot"
i like my women like i like my coffee
un-drinkable
First Like And Reply!
Oh look it’s the other royal
Your Coffee is UNDRINKABLE... Nothing Really Happened...
Have you tried using LSD while getting roasted by CS188?
that’s pretty harsh…
Wow, I never knew that all 1950s relationships were just barely held together by coffee brands
Nowadays people break up over an awkward selfie or a disagreement about a tweet. So..
@@MilesTraveler [citation needed]
@@Wryyyong nobody can link citations on YT. Grow a brain and google the divorce rate in current year. Or is a search engine beyond you?
@@MilesTraveler Nah man, you're the one who made the claim. The burden of proof falls unto you.
@@MilesTraveler OP was obviously joking. Lighten up dude.
"Just fucking taste it."
Their slogan, probably
if i make a coffee brand i will make that my slogan
If I had my own coffee company it would be: use 100% of the damn jar.
Just fucking taste it. You can’t taste it.
We missed you cs! GOAT
he's a goat?
@@kurade1096 greatest-of-all-time
@@Wryyyong oh, so that's what people mean when they say goat in caps
He is truly The GOAT of YTP. Don't blame it.
@@rinirinachan7202 True. He's both a goat and the greatest of all time when it comes to ytps. Being inspired by ytp legends before him, now, CS188 IS a ytp legend, in the ytp hall of fame, which... doesn't exist yet. Someone get on that.
The fact that any and all footage from the modern era has been filtered to be black and white brings me immeasurable pleasure
and a hard CoC
@@serigraph73 The coffee that's Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!
Even Daft Punk could not escape!
It's more immersive this way
@@TDGCmote Oh, poor Daft Punk... they will be missed. Their music was amazing, and was only getting better. Like the songs "Get Lucky", and the ones they did with The Weeknd. Which is some of their best work, and while they could not escape, they will most certainly never be forgotten, so, let us all remember their awesomely catchy songs, not just the ones I mentioned, but basically all of them.
Your word mixing is still so clean after all these years...
A new method of making methamphetamine
Perhaps BECAUSE of all these years.
Said like an old lover
@@BrFAB Of CS188? 𐊦 most certainly am.
@@BrFAB th-cam.com/play/PLyE05riNWYcAJpPBK-ysy5mhPGOV2zILh.html Been curating the cream of the crop for years.
1950's coffee commercials be like "if your coffee is undrinkable, your wife is unloveable"
Yeah abuse was ingrained into the culture of those times. It honestly was borderline-Nazi just with more flashy commercialism.
BOI what the heck were the 50s lmao, its scary
No, colombian nazis tried to destroy the US with coffee propaganda
Folgers was really creepy about their coffee
Yeah I had a history assignment with those commercials and I cringe having to watch those, they were awful!
"Honey, your coffee's _U N D R I N K A B L E_ !"
"That's pretty HaRsH 👁 👄 👁!"
Well sos *clang* you know the *lots of clangs* you know the girls make better coffee in their underwear!
Well, SOS!
“I don’t like the brand of coffee I bought. Time to verbally abuse my wife.”
I was thinking the same. Horrific how they used to treat women and they even portrayed it in ads.
I think that the wife might have bought it at the time, but still, it's literally like the man is a child that's bullying her and it feels insane.
I remember seeing one of these ads a while ago for some reason and if I remember correctly, the premise is totally "Hey ladies! Tired of your husband nearly beating you for your shitty coffee? Well worry no more! Buy Folgers!"
That last one, you could tell he liked to give her a hard kiss from time to time.
@@chronic_daydreamer They are exaggerated just like how all new ads make the man look like a dumbass and the woman is super clever. It's a joke.
Daft Punk Intensifies.
The mixing is so smooth.
"3 special methods of making methamphetamine"
"Use 100% of the damn jar"
And if you're NOT 100% unsatisfied, use the JoJ!(don't use that, please).
@@shawnfields2369 just get out
@@guavamax420 Your money's nonrefundable! So you admit it then, your coffee really is coffee! Your coffee's... UnDriNkAbLe!
@@shawnfields2369 Try Folgers☠️. Mountain grown for richer (Trollge face) Flavor.
@@guavamax420 Your coffee really is... murder!(echo continuing). Your coffee really is... uNdRiNkAbLe. Because I can't drink coffee. I have type 2 diabetes. It's too bitter for me. That's why I always pick the Sweet difficulty in No More Heroes games. Because Bitter is too hard for me to start on. But it won't stop me from trying anyways... your money is nonrefundable!
- "Harold, don't just shake your head...."
- "It TASTES like SHIT"
- *proceeds to have a denial breakdown*
What are YOU doing here???
lol that’s my favourite part, especially when Harold has 1 eye
*becomes a cyclops*
@@Trout636 NaAaAaAaAaAaA *explodes*
Lol! XDXDXD
Laughed so hard when the woman was told her "coffee really is murder" and she was sent to jail
And so ends the story of how one woman's coffee really was... to die for. "Your Coffee Really IS Murder!"(echoing continues)
My coffee! It's coffee!
Hearing a "THE TASTE IS GONE" reference made my day.
Commercialism Up Your Chimney-hole
Husband: "I'm serierious your coffee is undrinkable!"
Wife: "That's pretty harsh."
Husband: *"s o s"*
Mr. Jones, Get ready to be roasted by cs188! LOL.
Best way to apologise: sos
@@rinirinachan7202 yes, Mr Jones it's a new kinda roast
@@ChamomilleMilk Yes, Mr. Jones, It's a nuke! Yes, Mr. Jones, it's a new kind of process made by cooking Mr. Jones!
@@shawnfields2369 Yes, Mr. Nuke it's a new kind of Jones
Can confirm my coffee is AT LEAST as good tasting as a broom.
That's hot.
But remember; We're trying to monetize on TH-cam.
My broom tastes great 👍
Exactly which part of the broom?
@@tom901ful The brushy part.
@@shawnfields2369 Then you should stop throwing your coffee at the floor
"The coffee that's Harder...Better...Faster...Stronger."
Man. I miss Daft Punk.
Me too. One of the best EDM artist ever.
Watching this video now before it gets claimed for having those words in that order in it.
I miss Lee Majors
@@OuroborosChoked Yes, Mr. Jones, get roasted by CS188. Yes, Mr. Jones, It's a nuke(tactical nuke incoming!)
Same here. It was a nice little surprise to see CS reference them! They are my favorite music artist period.
Ah yes, the 1950's, back in the good old days when the foundations didn't need repairs yet.
Drs. GUuH, BUuH, and DUuH were merely schoolchildren back then...
100% Unsatisfied
no need to do it all over again. :(
This ad got me so used to old style commercialism, I didn’t even realize 1:14 was edited. I wholly believed those workers were actually part of the original advertisement.
Also love how nearly every YTPer I’ve watched jumps at the opportunity to have two people awkwardly stare at eachother for a few seconds.
"If not 100% unsatisfied, use the JoJ".
A wise idea indeed.
You'll do it all over again do do do do it all over again
drink more joj joj joj joj joj
That's a good idea
So it's against the rules
"Nothing really happened"
@@jeffcarroll1990shock You know, if I could just relax, I could RELAX...
Damn, these guys are really hostile about coffee they didn't bother to brew themselves.
Well.. It is from the 50s.
@Matt Mele man i wonder why a common slang term for a tank top in the us is " wifebeater "
They used a percolator, that was their problem
@@soasdoesstuff6342 we beat our wives to assert ourselves into the sigma octillionaire grindset hall of fame
@The Johhny#1 Yeah, I just kill mine. A lot more efficient.
*sees notification of new cs188 video*
Brain: "Just fucking taste it."
Yes Mr. Jones
But Honey, what if the neighbours don't like your psycho stuff?
Well, *s o s*
"Smell it"
UNDRINKABLE!
You can't taste it
"Harold, is the coffee alright?"
Harold: "NO!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with the coffee"
Harold: "NOO!"
Easily one of the best parts. 😂 Plus the end about getting roasted by CS188
"In every jar, you'll find coffee"
Me: *Opens a jar of peanut butter*
Disappointing...
🤣🤣🤣 My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@@sprtsfanatic1 agreed 😂😂
It's a relief for me. I hate coffee.
Undrinkable
@@dreick2418 So you admit it! Your peanut butter really _is_ murder!
I'd like to imagine that CS says "joj" in real life, and no one knows what he is talking about.
Tbh I say joj irl whenever I see a person with an oddly symmetrical face
@@maomaomi5434 i haven't laughed this hard at a comment in some time
"no one knows what he's talking about" - that rear end looks just like a jet plane!
When I was 13 I would say "joj" to my mom, and it ended up being one of the memes I shared that she latched on to and started saying herself :O ("sos" also)
I say,"joj" and "sus/SooS" all the time 🤣😭
“In every jar you’ll find three special methods of making methamphetamine.”
Good to know
😂😂😂
I'd pay good money to see breaking bad set in 1950s suburbia, tbh
Makes sense since cs188 likes putting throwbacks in his videos so that part references the "bad prince of breaking fresh wind"
Use half the jar
@@baconshotgun3184 I always, ALWAYS use 100% of the damn jar... JoJ.
"Then you admit it! Your coffee really is coffee!"
You can't argue with that logic.
4:56
Mr. Johnson: *YoUR cOffEE iS uNdRINkaBlE*
Also Mr. Johnson: **big sip**
"The house smells every time you take a shit".
That line made me laugh more than it should have.
I swear 50s coffee commercials are wild as hell 😂 getting so worked up over hot bean piss
I mean modern commercials are no less insane.
@@MilesTraveler idk they’re kind of boring
A'yup. She shoulda flavored his brew with some hot human bean piss...
(...& switched it to decaf; thata learned em)
@@buglover88 Yeah, commercials from the 80s/90s/00s are WAY more fun, awesome, & interesting! ^_^ We should go back to THAT style of advertising! :D
Don't you EVER fucking refer to coffee as that ever fucking again.
There's something innately hilarious about pooping something old like from the 50s. Love seeing them especially yours!
Check out this British counter-propaganda film from WWII, it might be history's first YTP th-cam.com/video/IMs0qlMyNeg/w-d-xo.html
@@thecianinator Definitely a precursor, but Warner Bros did it a couple years earlier with "Daffy In Hollywood" where Daffy Duck drives a George Cukor pig to insanity and then recuts his film to be a YTP in all but name. Ultimately, the punch-line is the producer loves the pooped version more than the original.
A lot of ads back then were strange and hokey to begin with. Just begging for poopage.
That "Just believe me, don't watch" intro gets me every time.
It's literally perfect and I hope he keeps it. Plus the visual disclaimer is excellent too.
Yeah, it never stops being funny!
I fcking love it!
If they're pitching Folgers and Maxwell House for best flavor, I can't imagine what kind of caffeinated septic product passed for coffee in the 50-60s.
Should be called:
*Verbally abuse of several wives due to coffee brand*
I was KIND OF hoping for "Lorraine Day's Rainy Day" when I saw a black-and-white thumbnail on my sub feed.
I guess he's not quite done fiddling with the antenna yet ;)
Still hoping to get THAT YTP one day! :D
That line made me laugh so hard I cried when I heard it the first time.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 yep.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 He'll never be quite done fiddling with the antenna. He'll always find new and creative ways to callback to it, and make it just as hilarious as the last one, without missing a beat.
The way these old ads portray home life seems terrifying
What you mean?
@@dankcatsmemes9219 these men are assholes to their wives for no reason and it's portrayed as totally normal
I think it was seen as satire back then but still yeah
Ever heard of commercial humor? It's obviously over exaggerated to get brands٫just look at snickers ads.
Who cares?
It's a freaking YTP based on a freaking 50s old commercial about coffe.
Go back on Twitter please
I bloody love poops used from old content like this. Their accents and inflections really sell the sentence mashing. Beautiful work as always cs188 you handsome little devil
"A flavor that sucks balls"
"That clean yellow melo taste"
"The house smells every time you take a shit."
Man, don't I know it. My roommates hate me at this point.
The sentence mixing in this one is off the charts. Even "methamphetamine" was flawless.
Ahh, the days before Mr. Coffee... dark times for morning beverages indeed.
Can't stand the sight of Mr. Radar before having visited Mr. Coffee.
Angry Me: HEY YOU. I'M NOT FRICKIN MISTER COFFEE, I'M PROFESSOR BALDIMORE!!! >:(
the cut off 'that's pretty harsh' absolutely slayed me
I was about to comment this 🤣
Something about that spliced “‘methamphetamine” was so satisfying 😭💀
3:10 There's something about cyclops-Harold... terrifying yet hilarious.
Love the subtitles. The all-caps and frowning face are a nice touch, it really delivers the message of how unsuitable the beverage in question is for consumption.
"Then you admit it! Your coffee really IS coffee!"
"Papa Eddie, my coffee... it's coffee!"
As someone who hates coffee, I can relate. I really can't stand it when I take a sip of my coffee and realize it's coffee.
I love the taste of illegality in the morning
Also I really like the YTPs with vintage source material, the Motorola TV one had me rolling lmao
I live my life through this quote
"Use the JoJ!"
Love how you always find a way to put the Alfred Hitchcock theme in there.
_My_ coffee, I can assure everyone, is coffee. It's shit. It's undrinkable. And I drink it.
Pretty harsh!
"Y'know if I could just RELAX, I could RELAX.."
"So RELAX.. try some instant RELAX"
lmao.. still the undisputed champ of YTPs.. you're the man cs188!!!!!!
"Yes, it's a new kind of pot."
3:21 Ah, nothing like a good cup of Cumaricano
4:00 Folgers does a little trolling.
Just in case you were wondering my man, no, we're never going to get tired of the HoH SiS jokes.
Or the debate callback jokes.
*good*
The jokes will be told 15 times all over again
It ain't a cs188 YTP without the sentence-mixed self name drop. CEE-ess-won-A-tea-ATE
The president ATE C-ESS-ONE-EIGHTY-EIGHT
LOL
CEE-ess-Won-AY-tee-ATE is the best... see me on a MOTOROLA
I love how at 1:20 she's happily asking what he wants for his birthday and he's like "ooh now's my chance to roast the shit of the coffee she gives me." You almost don't need to sentence mix for these old programs to be disturbing and hilarious 😂
Seriously, I was eating cake watching this and I almost choked at the throwback at 0:39
Finally! The long awaited Maxwell House coffee YTP, after all those years, I've been waiting for this since 2017! Thanks cs!
When was the editing stream?
I've been waiting since 1941
They even have Maxwell House coffee in small-town Soviet America?
@@Sakhmeov it's that great American institution, enjoyed by mechanical students
@@orlandowordsmith6208 It's the Starbucks naming scheme. The businessman's small coffee seems large. Which is not just up to the coffee itself - because you can't taste it - but also to the interious luxuriour.
Every time you see "Parental Assvisory" you KNOW it's going to be a god tier poop!
Mmm. Daft Punkoffee.
2:14. Maxwell Coffee part laughs me so hard. Just Daft Punk said: The Coffee That Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
The house smells every time you take a shit. AAAHHHH!
"The house smells every time you take a shit" made me choke on my coffee.
I come back to this all the time, and my favorite part is, "Meth-am-phet-A-MINE." Makes me crack up every time.
he’s never changed after so many years…we love you cs188
As a chronic coffee addict I can agree that this video is what I see after I drink too much.
@Dimebag Hetfield i get headaches from withdraw lol
B&W YTPing is a lost artform, glad to see you bring it back to life
boy oh boy these antiquated commercials would make a funny ytp source, i sure hope weird men don't attack people pointing out how screwed up these old mindsets are and try to insist they're both products of the time and that they should be idealised at the same time
LOL, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS!
Ever since I was a teen, these retro ads for Folgers Coffee have been favorites of mine! (Particularly the one at 2:56) I never would have expected your next upload to be a poop of them!
Thanks for making my day 😆
Lmao
" It's a new kind of *coffee...* roasted by a new kind of *coffee.* Hence this new kind of *coffee* has a different kind of *coffee* "
The threequel is here! A kind of threequel preserved by vacuuming the flavor after the jar has been opened..
*JUST FUCKING TASTE IT!*
T H E
T A S T E
I S
G O N E
The Taste
The Taste
The Taste
The Taste
The Taste
The Taste
The Taste
the taste is *SHIT*
LMFAO the way you did the remix at 4:22 , cs188 just doesn't miss
I'm still amazed at how consistent and clean your YTPs are. The visuals in these black and white parodies don't look out of place and make it even funnier. :)
I'm dying. I used to watch the old Billy Mays ones several years ago. Don't stop.
"If ur not 100% satisfied, use 100% of the dame jar"
1:55 "Tastes just as good as Folgers" - Jerma about literally every kind of coffee (maybe except Instant Relax...)
"Because it's XXXWell House" I cried laughing 😂😂😂
It's the only coffee that requires you to be over 18 to drink it. It's that kinky.
Best enjoyed after your new Pollenexxx.
Just found my new artist name 😂😂
@@orlandowordsmith6208 It drawwwwwws cigaaaaaaaaaars and cigarette smoooooooke through its ass grabber filter
Not only is cs188 one of the pioneers (if not THE pioneer) of the YTP genre as we know it today, somehow he came out and said:”You know what? I can take my achievement. But you know what would be better? Keep up with the current format of YTP and STAY on top.”
I think that speaks volumes about the strength of cs188’s character as a person more than his poop quality. Thank you, cs. Your poops got me through some really tough times, but I knew that if I endure and manage to come back home, I can open TH-cam on my old 16gb iPod with a cracked screen and laugh at the amazing content you’ve made. This means a lot more than most may think at first.
2:40 great noisepuppet homage
Holy Un-drinkable Coffee that percolator sounded familiar at the end. Nice job once again CS188!
0:17 *claps* this quote is just... a damn masterpiece.
In every jar you'll find coffee.
.... *JUST FUCKING TASTE IT*
@@antioriginalityguy YOU CAN’T TASTE IT… A flavor that sucks balls
Yet another banger, CS. Never failing to make me laugh, even after all this time.
"THEN YOUR COFFEE IS COFFEE?!"
Damn, there is no way to recover after an argument like that.
"If you're not 100% satisfied just use 100% of the damn jar" too funny! I love this please keep it up. Been watching for a couple years now.
"Yes Mr. Jones get roasted by CS188." i died laughing lol xD
Do you think the people in the 50’s made these commercials and ever thought that something like this would happen to it?
"So then, let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream, and that you could, for example, have the power within one night to dream 75 years of time, or any length of time you wanted to have.
And you would, naturally, as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes. You would have every kind of pleasure you could conceive. And after several nights of 75 years of total pleasure each you would say “Well that was pretty great. But now let’s have a surprise, let’s have a dream which isn’t under control, where something is gonna happen to me that I don’t know what it's gonna be."
And you would dig that and would come out of that and you would say “Wow that was a close shave, wasn’t it?”. Then you would get more and more adventurous and you would make further- and further-out gambles what you would dream. And finally, you would dream where you are now. You would dream the dream of living the life that you are actually living today." --Alan Watts
TL;DR Life is 100% random
@@ChrisTorrella excuse me what?
I was having a really shitty day, and seeing your video cheered me up a lot. Thanks for the videos, cs. You’re awesome dude.
4:33
damn you, mr. jones, don't do this!
it's already done. folgers, signal the fountain and take us out of the mountain. now!
true
0:41 "In every jar you'll find three special methods of making methamphetamine."
The baristas at Starbucks cough into their coffee makers every morning mixed with that "mellow yellow" flavor.
With this upload schedule I'll be excited for the end of each month for a new Cs188 ytp.
0:46 This is the moment Mr. Jones became Heisenberg.
4:08 made me die 😂😂
You're not the only one, apparently!
"You can't taste it. You have co-ved-nine-teen!" I was hoping for that.
Rats, another missed opportunity
@@cs188 Hey CS do you mind not putting that annoying intro song thing next time
@@andyeccentric bruh shut up
@@DangleBlampy no
@@andyeccentric it literally lasts less than a second
1:16 DaThings refrence
A bad cup of coffee will leave you 100% unsatisfied. Not good enough to get the joj done.
this has actively made my day better every time i watch it. Thank you much, cs188. Your YTPs never fails to make me laugh and make my day a little brighter.
0:50 That is just -accurate.
Life in the 50’s:
When your coffee wasn’t great, verbally take it out on your spouse.
Man… 1950 times were scary
There was this Gay guy named Alan Turing who did some big things for Computers during that time. His societal reward? Being exposed, shamed, abused, castrated, and tortured to death. No joke.
Well it was a time where women stayed at home while men worked, and this took place before the women's rights movement.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 W H A T
@@belosneshkaaaa Yeah. He even consented to being castrated because he didnt know any better, that he doesnt deserve that.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Alan Turing was a strange man as well who believed in the predictions of Fortune Telling despite him being an Atheist. Some sources suggest that once he sought fortune telling advice after his castration, he came out depressed and killed himself via cyanide poisoning afterwards.
CONFIRMED: Fortune Tellers secretly kill gay genius people like Alan Turing.
Can’t tell you how much I appreciate the subtitles. Another hilarious poop, great stuff! Been following you since I was a middle schooler and it’s been so interesting to see your editing style evolve.
4:16 So she goes to the "iStock" jail. 😂😂😂
Alamay lolll
after seeing this, i will definitely try some nuns coffee, and use %100 of the damn jar
*100% damn jar speedrun*
Remember that if you're not 100% unsatisfied, you can always use the joj
@@loucam-l6214 (Please, don't use that).
Use 100% of the damn jar. Just waste it!
That got me so bad
I remember watching old commercials with my mom and one came up for Folgers. It was the "What do you want for your birthday? How about a decent cup of coffee? That's a little harsh. So is your coffee" Bit. Glad someone used it