"This looks like if you gathered every single annoying person ever and just shipped them off to an island." And with that observation I have become a diehard Cryptoland enthusiast. Yes, crypto bros. You want to go there. It's fun, and you won't want to or need to leave. Please, just go. I'll help pay for the island if that's what we can achieve.
This could be the plot to a really good horror film. The coin monster (I forgot his name) leads scams to get people to his island where he manipulates them into thinking they're living their best life there but many of them go missing because the sick coin thing killed them with rat poison and turned them into cryptocurrency.
Fun fact, remember how Crazy Frog was used during the Bitconnect Pyramid Casino? Yeah the company that owns the rights to that song actually DMCA'd the original Cryptoland video that's being used for this video. Not Disney, not Warner Bros, not Nintendo, not Carlos BITCONNNNNNNNNECT Matos himself, Crazy Frog of ALL things put down the original iteration of this in the backyard.
Crazy Frog is a real hero Edit: they really should made a game based of Crazy Frog again like Crazy Frog Racer, but instead, it's Connie that is going to be the villain
That's why he refused to show Christopher what he was planning for the Vladimir Club party. And the video ends before even we see it. He did mention that the real crypto VIPs weren't coming until the next day. All the bros will have been slaughtered by then.
And please notice how the eyes of the "human" characters never move, ever. Human eyes naturally lock on to objects, unless you have some sort of brain damage..which is ironically fitting. Also, the coin character's eyes don't have the transparent "lens" material on top of their irises and his pupils reflect light.
Apparently some famous investor (fuck if I know his name) talked shit about cryptocurrency and called bitcoins “rat poison”. Why they’d acknowledge him in any way with that reference is…complexing, to say the least.
If I recall correctly, it was Charlie Munger. Though I never realized that that was what they were referencing. This video is so confusing that I just expect the constituent elements to be nonsensical.
Fun fact the creator of the seagull model asked them why they didn't credit her(her model is free for non-commercial use if you credit her) & instead of responding or even fixing the mistake they blocked her on Twitter & anyone calling them out
not the only person they ripped off models from. then they have the gall to to act like victims when this bad behavior is pointed out. first rule of running a scam should be don't put out red flags screaming scam.
This is a type of thing that I never understood. It's the easiest fix. All you have to do is add credit. It could be as simple as adding it into the description it takes like 5 minutes. I legitimately don't understand why people do that. Giving credit can barely be qualified as the bare minimum and sometimes people mess up, but if it's brought to your attention it's mind-numbingly easy to just fix it.
It gets even funnier when you see that this island they're advertising, they don't even own it. It's still on the market! So they're selling land on an island they don't own. Also the pyramid where I assume the casino is? Yeah, gambling is illegal in Fiji. Also Conny's mannerisms are clearly based off Genie from Aladdin, they even rip off the Prince Ali song from it as well during the Crypto Beach segment.
And you know what's the kicker? That didn't get the original video DMCA'd. Nor did Jurassic Park, nor did Superman. What did get this abomination struck down by the Copyright Gods was Crazy Frog. Crazy fucking Frog, of all things.
As someone who enjoys PCs and Video Games; all I've picked up from Crypto; is it is the primary reason why finding graphics cards, and new consoles has become a science project, and why they are being held to ransom by scalpers; because Crypto obsessed nuts are buying all of them, to turn them into bitcoin farmers. So that kinda makes my view of it negative from the start.
Yup, those fucks are the reason why gaming PC's are so damn expensive to make/buy. Sure the other bits and bobs cost money, especially the processor, but the graphics cards are the things that make PC gaming expensive if you really want to get serious.
Yeah try going into a discord call breaking down every single animation floor for two goddamn hours. It was certainly one hell of a discord call I’ll say
I saw a bunch of vids about this but I've only realised the shady nature of the gym part of the song. "make the ladies pass out". Degenerates on an island making ladies pass out... Also another part of the song "crypto is in my chromosome" Yeah, Chris has got something going on with his chromosomes, alright.
This is also very clear they target only to men since crypto bros are so sexist they can't even try to be kind to get more money from naive women as well lol
On top of everything, the thing that bothers me most is like... who is going to be the waitresses and housekeepers and such? Where are they going to live? How (if at all) will they be paid? Who the fuck is servicing this place if it's nothing but cryptobros who might not even know what the word "laundry" means (but they'll pretend they don't know what 'laundering" means, hah). Who is going to develop a waste disposal system there? Who is going to be a garbageman on Cryptoland Island?????
I thought about that from the very beginning and I figured it out - the people doing the service jobs are the cryptobros who got scammed of all their money and became indentured servants to all the new cryptobros replacing them to take their place on the island. It's a cycle of coming in, losing all your cash, and then becoming a slave to the people taking their homes after.
Just a note: the reason the lip sync was so far off was because every time you unpaused, youtube started the audio playing and then the video a moment later, desyncing them more and more
despite the lip sync being off sync in this video even because youtube starting the sound too late its still bad without youtube un syncing the video its still bad
Christopher says that he got the parcel to build something dope for vacations. From that, we can extrapolate that you are only buying the land parcel, not any kind of structure. And from that we can pretty much bet on that the Cryptoland people are going to take the approach of 'it's your problem now,' to questions of power generation, waste management, water treatment and other infrastructure.
yeah it is 1 acre which isn't actually that much land at all for 1 million dollars. lots of places you can get several hundred to several thousand for that price with roads and homes already on them
The morality of the Allied firebombing campaigns against Germany and Japan in WWII has been a subject of intense debate since at least the end of the war itself. However, no-one would deny that carpet-bombing Cryptoland with incendiaries would be the only morally right choice if this had ever become a reality. The idea of these people being sucked into a fire tornado would be pleasing to even the staunchest pacifist. Also, as an autistic person, I just want to say that I will personally deal with any of my people who were associated with this abomination (for purely legal reasons, that was a joke).
The loud clicks every pause are endearing and prolly enhance the comedy for me, got that old style feel. Earned my sub, great vid, you have a great style and comedic presentation.
If you're a crypto millionaire, why not just buy plot on an actual, existing, time-tested resort? Plenty of them available, probably for a lot less than a million bucks.
Apparently there was an extended cut that they just watered down for this version, that's why a lot of the edits are nonsensical. Like when the Coin shows the guy the work space thing, he says "The Ub" when it was originally supposed to say "The Somethingstorm Hub" or some shit I'm not a crypto nerd.
4:30 "I apologize, I'm not up to date with the memes." Dude don't even worry about it, seconds before you paused on that frame one of the characters said "honey badger don't care" which is a fucking dead outdated af meme.
Instead of feeling bad about losing $50, feel proud that you were wise enough to cut your losses. Everyone makes a foolish mistake from time to time, but not everyone has the wisdom to spot it.
I'd like to bring up that those buildings they show? What you're paying for isnt that. Its the plot of land. 1 mil for a 1 acre plot of land. So all of that extra shit? You'd have to get it built on your own dime in addition to the 1 mil for the land. Luckily the island purchase fell through.
Bruh it's like a cartoon show for 5- kids, it so bad it looks like the crypto coin people are just Thomas the Tank Engine or Train's face just recolored
When I think of Cryptoland, I kind of think of Jurassic Park and its monumental failings. You're flying people in and they're just doomed off their asses. I thought this around the time the helicopter flew in, not when you told me about using Jurassic Park music, btw. Oh, and it reminds me of Rapture too. Doctors? Plumbers? Electricians? Security? Cooks? And you've got 60 parcels of land so... where's the houses for the people who maintain it? Or are they just shipped in when needed? How does your WiFi connect anyway? Where's the dedicated satellite for this country? Bars, churches, a fuckin' ELECTRICAL SUPPLY. Or do you just spend all day in your condo doing NOTHING? Where's the bedroom? Where's the kitchen? Where's your bathroom? If Cryptoland is going to be a real place with real people, what are the laws going to be? Isn't that the first thing you should decide if you're basically making a country? What if somebody gets drunk off their ass and gets in a fight? What about the animals on the island? Can you have pets?
24:11 If I had a nickel for every time a crypto/NFT animation had a really shitty typo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
@17:48 Apparently, the 10K Bitcoin Pizza is a reference to a guy who, on May 22, 2010, spent 10,000 bitcoin to buy 2 large pizzas from Papa John's in Jacksonville, Florida. At the time, 10K bitcoin was about $41, which is still ridiculously overpriced for Papa John's pizza!
I love how at 2:47 (on your video) it just says "Cry" as soon as you're confronted with that abomination of a mascot, because 24/7 on that island you'll be crying in multiple ways.
This animation is literally SO awful and cringy, that Elf Bowling has more of an excuse to look the way it does. The animation at some times is literally *THAT* repulsive.
What's truly amazing is that they think this has never been done before. Everything on this island was done before and done better. We call them cities. Hell, you could probably just move to Las Vegas and live better and tackier.
1. This might have been easier to animate and look better if they'd done it in SFM. 2. Now I want a TF2 map that involves teams competing to shoot that disturbing coin thing instead of each other.
How is this thing going to be built? It's an island, with apparently no road to the mainland. You'll need to get raw materials there by ship, and have a plan to offload and transport them to the worksites. Through the literal jungle. This is going to cost way more than $72 million to complete.
Let's see... They used multiple songs they don't own including Jurassic Park music, Le Freak by Chic, the Mario theme, Crazy Frog and the Superman theme The bird model wasn't made by them. While it's free to download, the creator specified that you have to credit him if you use it and he tweeted them, telling them he didn't want them using it. They then proceeded to block him. Carlos Matos did NOT give them permission to use his face in the video. I'm not too well versed in this aspect of copyright, but I'm pretty sure saying "Lambo" instead of the whole name still counts as infringement. From this video alone, these people are going to jail in the near future.
"This looks like if you gathered every single annoying person ever and just shipped them off to an island." And with that observation I have become a diehard Cryptoland enthusiast. Yes, crypto bros. You want to go there. It's fun, and you won't want to or need to leave. Please, just go. I'll help pay for the island if that's what we can achieve.
That the plan sir
That's the plan
@Jimbo Bimbo Not before a D-DAY 2 happens
So this is how the scammers get money and get rid of witnesses
You know they can still access the internet from the island, right?
@@SidheKnight online tutorials wont teach you in 7 minutes what collage teaches you in 7 years tho
We can guarantee there is going to be a horror game based on that coin monster
Creature from Cryptoland.
That would be a creepy story for a horror game. That coin thing will haunt my dreams
This could be the plot to a really good horror film. The coin monster (I forgot his name) leads scams to get people to his island where he manipulates them into thinking they're living their best life there but many of them go missing because the sick coin thing killed them with rat poison and turned them into cryptocurrency.
Thanks lads im stealing these ideas
5 nights waiting for a _pending transaction_
Fun fact, remember how Crazy Frog was used during the Bitconnect Pyramid Casino?
Yeah the company that owns the rights to that song actually DMCA'd the original Cryptoland video that's being used for this video.
Not Disney, not Warner Bros, not Nintendo, not Carlos BITCONNNNNNNNNECT Matos himself, Crazy Frog of ALL things put down the original iteration of this in the backyard.
This just gets better
Crazy Frog is a real hero
Edit: they really should made a game based of Crazy Frog again like Crazy Frog Racer, but instead, it's Connie that is going to be the villain
Crazy frog saved us
I like the concept of Connie being this double agent and fucking gathering the cyrptobros to one place to rid the world of them
His name is Connie for a reason
Five Nights at Cryptoland.
That's why he refused to show Christopher what he was planning for the Vladimir Club party. And the video ends before even we see it. He did mention that the real crypto VIPs weren't coming until the next day. All the bros will have been slaughtered by then.
That will be a great idea for shitty game
@@Lobsterwithinternet thanks for the idea time to get an abomination made
18:07 The waiter was trying to give him one last chance "to get out of" Cryptoland before it's too late.
Lol
dark
The rat poison thing is a reference to Waren Buffet calling bitcoin a "rat poison".
sounds about right
I thought it a joke about Remote Access Trojans.
Wait, an island where
- 'mental maturity is more than enough'
- people can make the ladies pass out
- HAS A PYRAMID
Holy moly the similarities.
Oh no
*uh oh...*
And also takes place where its an pedo illegal island
Hell...
What's the pyramid have to do with the other two things? (I mean, other than the pyramid scheme)
I love how they’re so shameless about this that they literally named their mascot “Conny.”
And the bill Cypher refrence in "bitcoin is dead buy gold"
@@junkoenoshima6756 I absolutely hate them now
I did so in the beggining but now I want to scream
i read this in mr krabs voice
You can just hear the dissapointment and regret in each sigh and its hilarious
And please notice how the eyes of the "human" characters never move, ever.
Human eyes naturally lock on to objects, unless you have some sort of brain damage..which is ironically fitting.
Also, the coin character's eyes don't have the transparent "lens" material on top of their irises and his pupils reflect light.
Connie crawled up the dock from the sea and killed a flight attendant to get her uniform. The employees are also all indentured servants.
That’s very plausible
When presented with a game named "its a scam" the character who represents potential investors says "I love this kind of game."
Apparently some famous investor (fuck if I know his name) talked shit about cryptocurrency and called bitcoins “rat poison”. Why they’d acknowledge him in any way with that reference is…complexing, to say the least.
If I recall correctly, it was Charlie Munger. Though I never realized that that was what they were referencing. This video is so confusing that I just expect the constituent elements to be nonsensical.
You mean perplexing?
@@TheBadassTonberry Maybe?
Fun fact the creator of the seagull model asked them why they didn't credit her(her model is free for non-commercial use if you credit her) & instead of responding or even fixing the mistake they blocked her on Twitter & anyone calling them out
not the only person they ripped off models from. then they have the gall to to act like victims when this bad behavior is pointed out. first rule of running a scam should be don't put out red flags screaming scam.
This is a type of thing that I never understood. It's the easiest fix. All you have to do is add credit. It could be as simple as adding it into the description it takes like 5 minutes. I legitimately don't understand why people do that. Giving credit can barely be qualified as the bare minimum and sometimes people mess up, but if it's brought to your attention it's mind-numbingly easy to just fix it.
It gets even funnier when you see that this island they're advertising, they don't even own it. It's still on the market! So they're selling land on an island they don't own.
Also the pyramid where I assume the casino is? Yeah, gambling is illegal in Fiji. Also Conny's mannerisms are clearly based off Genie from Aladdin, they even rip off the Prince Ali song from it as well during the Crypto Beach segment.
And you know what's the kicker? That didn't get the original video DMCA'd. Nor did Jurassic Park, nor did Superman. What did get this abomination struck down by the Copyright Gods was Crazy Frog. Crazy fucking Frog, of all things.
And what’s funnier is that the original video got DMCA’d because of CRAZY FROG of all things.
As someone who enjoys PCs and Video Games; all I've picked up from Crypto; is it is the primary reason why finding graphics cards, and new consoles has become a science project, and why they are being held to ransom by scalpers; because Crypto obsessed nuts are buying all of them, to turn them into bitcoin farmers.
So that kinda makes my view of it negative from the start.
Yup, those fucks are the reason why gaming PC's are so damn expensive to make/buy. Sure the other bits and bobs cost money, especially the processor, but the graphics cards are the things that make PC gaming expensive if you really want to get serious.
Dude is pausing on every frame because every frame gets 2 times worse than the last lol! Hilarious video! Also Carlos stated that he wasn’t contacted.
That’s makes it so much worse. They scammed the scammer.
@@AVGNROCKS1996 Scamming the scammer sounds very legitimately awkward more than tricking the victims
Yeah try going into a discord call breaking down every single animation floor for two goddamn hours. It was certainly one hell of a discord call I’ll say
I like how the Christopher’s shirt changes from flowers to bitcoins
I saw a bunch of vids about this but I've only realised the shady nature of the gym part of the song. "make the ladies pass out". Degenerates on an island making ladies pass out...
Also another part of the song "crypto is in my chromosome"
Yeah, Chris has got something going on with his chromosomes, alright.
Don't forget the "mental age is more than enough" remark
@@limetime9045 I don't like when there's an energy of winky face here...
This is also very clear they target only to men since crypto bros are so sexist they can't even try to be kind to get more money from naive women as well lol
On top of everything, the thing that bothers me most is like... who is going to be the waitresses and housekeepers and such? Where are they going to live? How (if at all) will they be paid? Who the fuck is servicing this place if it's nothing but cryptobros who might not even know what the word "laundry" means (but they'll pretend they don't know what 'laundering" means, hah). Who is going to develop a waste disposal system there? Who is going to be a garbageman on Cryptoland Island?????
I thought about that from the very beginning and I figured it out - the people doing the service jobs are the cryptobros who got scammed of all their money and became indentured servants to all the new cryptobros replacing them to take their place on the island.
It's a cycle of coming in, losing all your cash, and then becoming a slave to the people taking their homes after.
The fun thing of the "Lambo". That island isn't big enough for anything faster than an eScooter.
This is the greatest Cryptoland reaction video ive seen
Just a note: the reason the lip sync was so far off was because every time you unpaused, youtube started the audio playing and then the video a moment later, desyncing them more and more
I double checked, the lip syncing was that bad even when I never paused it.
despite the lip sync being off sync in this video even because youtube starting the sound too late its still bad without youtube un syncing the video its still bad
Actually it’s because there is an uncut version that was reuploaded but it’s unlisted and I don’t remember what the link was
Christopher says that he got the parcel to build something dope for vacations. From that, we can extrapolate that you are only buying the land parcel, not any kind of structure. And from that we can pretty much bet on that the Cryptoland people are going to take the approach of 'it's your problem now,' to questions of power generation, waste management, water treatment and other infrastructure.
yeah it is 1 acre which isn't actually that much land at all for 1 million dollars. lots of places you can get several hundred to several thousand for that price with roads and homes already on them
This commentary is actually better than the original video
@Cringe Department LMAO
You pausing it constantly keeps us safe from
This nightmare for just a few seconds.
This place was never going to happen irl, but imagine if it did. Within a month, the place would become Jonestown meets Lord of the Flies.
Wow, this rivals THE EMOJI MOVIE in shamelessness!
17:16 best pause moment.
Coin approaches man with murderous intent
You can tell when it says cryptoland in the helicopter scene it’s basically a Chinese ripoff Jurassic park.
Satoshi Nakamoto created Cryto Currency but no one knows who TF he is but all the CryptoBros worship him
not even a real name. nor is there any real evidence that it was one person
The CIA DIrector perhaps.
"Now you're the one that needs come"
The morality of the Allied firebombing campaigns against Germany and Japan in WWII has been a subject of intense debate since at least the end of the war itself.
However, no-one would deny that carpet-bombing Cryptoland with incendiaries would be the only morally right choice if this had ever become a reality. The idea of these people being sucked into a fire tornado would be pleasing to even the staunchest pacifist.
Also, as an autistic person, I just want to say that I will personally deal with any of my people who were associated with this abomination (for purely legal reasons, that was a joke).
I was thinking about cyclonic torpedoes, but simple thermobaric bombs may work too...
As a mentally damaged person (i.e., autistic, retarded), you have my permission. Operation: Save the world (from the Island) is a go.
Is it really necessary to carpet-bomb Cryptoland? Would it not be easier to just glass the island with a single nuke?
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 too quick and painless imo
@Cybermat47 You make a valid point.
Cursed info: Someone found an extended ver with coin man being even more of a sleep paralysis demon
Every time someone watches the CRYPTOLAND video, an angel gets its wings violently ripped off and thrown into a wood chipper.
The loud clicks every pause are endearing and prolly enhance the comedy for me, got that old style feel. Earned my sub, great vid, you have a great style and comedic presentation.
If you're a crypto millionaire, why not just buy plot on an actual, existing, time-tested resort? Plenty of them available, probably for a lot less than a million bucks.
the worst part about the crypto land video is that theres no pacing whatsoever so its impossible it figure out what is going on half the time
Apparently there was an extended cut that they just watered down for this version, that's why a lot of the edits are nonsensical. Like when the Coin shows the guy the work space thing, he says "The Ub" when it was originally supposed to say "The Somethingstorm Hub" or some shit I'm not a crypto nerd.
It kind of feels like society is at the point where parody is reality. Just in general.
You know, despite all of the videos calling this a scam, l bet there are still people who will still fall for it.
I love how much you rant on this, to the point where you found problems even I haven’t noticed, especially the lack of infrastructure.
4:30 "I apologize, I'm not up to date with the memes."
Dude don't even worry about it, seconds before you paused on that frame one of the characters said "honey badger don't care" which is a fucking dead outdated af meme.
When was Honey Badger Dont Care a meme? 2005?
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 A little after that, probably like 2011 ish.
The perfect place for an oh so conveniently misplaced and nuclear device. That just happens to be armed on a timer… ooops
If this was just a scam just to troll all the NFT people then that plan is fabulous 👌
I remember when I dropped 50 dollars on dogecoin and lost if all
Fuck cryptocurrency
Dang, I feel sorry for what happened. You don't deserve about this incident.
Instead of feeling bad about losing $50, feel proud that you were wise enough to cut your losses.
Everyone makes a foolish mistake from time to time, but not everyone has the wisdom to spot it.
@@bashbashfulsson4540 true
i want to become ceo of lamborghini just to deny anyone on this island to buy a lambo
26:20
crypto bros; "its not a pyramid scheme"
also crypto bros;
this is actually funny commentary, how do you not have 10K+ subscribers
I'd like to bring up that those buildings they show? What you're paying for isnt that. Its the plot of land. 1 mil for a 1 acre plot of land. So all of that extra shit? You'd have to get it built on your own dime in addition to the 1 mil for the land. Luckily the island purchase fell through.
fun fact: when the sign by the toilet that says 'shit coin' is onscreen, it is actually moving (on the zoom in atleast)
Its an UE5 Project, I recognize the jitters and shaking text in the models and lightning issues caused by incorrect settings in the engine.
Bruh it's like a cartoon show for 5- kids, it so bad it looks like the crypto coin people are just Thomas the Tank Engine or Train's face just recolored
Nah don't do my boy Thomas like that.
When I think of Cryptoland, I kind of think of Jurassic Park and its monumental failings. You're flying people in and they're just doomed off their asses. I thought this around the time the helicopter flew in, not when you told me about using Jurassic Park music, btw. Oh, and it reminds me of Rapture too. Doctors? Plumbers? Electricians? Security? Cooks? And you've got 60 parcels of land so... where's the houses for the people who maintain it? Or are they just shipped in when needed? How does your WiFi connect anyway? Where's the dedicated satellite for this country?
Bars, churches, a fuckin' ELECTRICAL SUPPLY. Or do you just spend all day in your condo doing NOTHING? Where's the bedroom? Where's the kitchen? Where's your bathroom?
If Cryptoland is going to be a real place with real people, what are the laws going to be? Isn't that the first thing you should decide if you're basically making a country? What if somebody gets drunk off their ass and gets in a fight? What about the animals on the island? Can you have pets?
It's like a combination of Rapture and Fyre Festival.
Song starts and the number of women in the video tripels.
Take a shot every time you see a woman in the video.
By the end, you will be completely sober.
23:34 thats how much pleasure crypto bros felt after watching the cryptoland video
POV: your slightly drunk friend has dragged you out of bed to watch a TH-cam video with him at 2:45 in the morning
24:11 If I had a nickel for every time a crypto/NFT animation had a really shitty typo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
32:37 i legitimately started crying
The letters “POS” was cooked into the steak on the menu…I wish every menu was honest enough to tell me certain dishes tasted like shit.
@17:48 Apparently, the 10K Bitcoin Pizza is a reference to a guy who, on May 22, 2010, spent 10,000 bitcoin to buy 2 large pizzas from Papa John's in Jacksonville, Florida. At the time, 10K bitcoin was about $41, which is still ridiculously overpriced for Papa John's pizza!
the girl sounds like they recorded their voice lines with a mcdonalds happy meal toy lmao
3:06 "someone unironically wrote that"
someone unironically made this monstrosity so whats your point /nm
Imagine showing this to the government of fiji
pretty sure they would have denied the sale of the island even if cryptoland scammers had the money.
I pooped my pants laughing at 'crypto is in my chromosomes.'
Also Carlos is not okay with his likeness being used in the Cryptoland video. He said himself, I believe on Twitter.
I have a feeling this is gonna become fyre fest 2
I love how at 2:47 (on your video) it just says "Cry" as soon as you're confronted with that abomination of a mascot, because 24/7 on that island you'll be crying in multiple ways.
Room 404 not found.
NOW YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS COME
This animation is literally SO awful and cringy, that Elf Bowling has more of an excuse to look the way it does. The animation at some times is literally *THAT* repulsive.
Ok its not THAAAT bad
Don't apologise for pausing. Your criticisms make the "experience" not as cringeworthy when someone else is calling out all the rubbish on screen.
the coin guy looks like something you’d see in those weird british/irish advert from the 2000s as a mascot
It’s amazing how he set the location to hell
What's truly amazing is that they think this has never been done before. Everything on this island was done before and done better. We call them cities. Hell, you could probably just move to Las Vegas and live better and tackier.
That coin has the Creepy Woody face.
(insert *B A H* laugh here)
Buzz, look! A cryptoland!
Where?
*B A H*
To infinity... and *t h e m o o n*
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
Michael Scott would buy a condo here.
It reminds me of karate island from that one spongbob episode
Don't ever compare such a masterpiece to cryptoland.
It looks like Isle Delphino because both islands are shaped like a dolphin
He looks like a fool that falls for each next Ponzy Scheme, but remember, there is one born every minute, and they know it...
The fact that the video and audio gets out of sync everytime you pause it is hilarious 😂
1. This might have been easier to animate and look better if they'd done it in SFM.
2. Now I want a TF2 map that involves teams competing to shoot that disturbing coin thing instead of each other.
the girl with the fork sounds like she was recorded in a bean can
"A physical representation of the Metaverse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*official cryptocurrency game scoreboard:*
COIN 1: WINER! (sic)
COIN 2: LOSER
How is this thing going to be built? It's an island, with apparently no road to the mainland. You'll need to get raw materials there by ship, and have a plan to offload and transport them to the worksites. Through the literal jungle. This is going to cost way more than $72 million to complete.
Not even hentai artists would draw that coin man thing
We've finally broken the 34th rule of the internet!
18:39 : We found Megamind's biological mother guys! Wait it's Roxanne and Megamind's love child...Oh well.
This guy needs more subscribers.
Let's see...
They used multiple songs they don't own including Jurassic Park music, Le Freak by Chic, the Mario theme, Crazy Frog and the Superman theme
The bird model wasn't made by them. While it's free to download, the creator specified that you have to credit him if you use it and he tweeted them, telling them he didn't want them using it. They then proceeded to block him.
Carlos Matos did NOT give them permission to use his face in the video.
I'm not too well versed in this aspect of copyright, but I'm pretty sure saying "Lambo" instead of the whole name still counts as infringement.
From this video alone, these people are going to jail in the near future.
I don't know why but watching to crypto bros take Ls greatly relieves my chronic pain.
The fucking Grease reference got me. My god.
Their original video should be preserved in a museum bunker. Its a Masterpiece.
18:57 i love how nobody saw their neck distort for a second there.
Looks like the missing footage of food fight ....
This is what they watch in the ring movies, isn't it?
The unintentional sarcasm at 6:48 gets me every time.
This is worse than red ape family yet it’s the fyre fest of crypto.
"i froze on the worst frame that i possibly could have"
incorrect.
every frame is cursed, especially the frames containing the eldritch abomination
1:35 lol drunk helicopter
I don’t know why but every time they say criptolander I always think of skylanders