Cryptoland: The Biggest Scam of All Time.

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  • Mankind is responsible for many atrocities, this is one of them.

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  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "This looks like if you gathered every single annoying person ever and just shipped them off to an island." And with that observation I have become a diehard Cryptoland enthusiast. Yes, crypto bros. You want to go there. It's fun, and you won't want to or need to leave. Please, just go. I'll help pay for the island if that's what we can achieve.

    • @datadrain6564
      @datadrain6564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That the plan sir
      That's the plan

    • @cllncl
      @cllncl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jimbo Bimbo Not before a D-DAY 2 happens

    • @crimsononaut_in_space
      @crimsononaut_in_space 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So this is how the scammers get money and get rid of witnesses

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know they can still access the internet from the island, right?

    • @cyanbaba7795
      @cyanbaba7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SidheKnight online tutorials wont teach you in 7 minutes what collage teaches you in 7 years tho

  • @kindofanironfist
    @kindofanironfist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    We can guarantee there is going to be a horror game based on that coin monster

    • @hamishstewart5324
      @hamishstewart5324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Creature from Cryptoland.

    • @scottghost6274
      @scottghost6274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That would be a creepy story for a horror game. That coin thing will haunt my dreams

    • @WackyDemonFire
      @WackyDemonFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This could be the plot to a really good horror film. The coin monster (I forgot his name) leads scams to get people to his island where he manipulates them into thinking they're living their best life there but many of them go missing because the sick coin thing killed them with rat poison and turned them into cryptocurrency.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks lads im stealing these ideas

    • @trippymchippy8586
      @trippymchippy8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      5 nights waiting for a _pending transaction_

  • @vermilionshadow
    @vermilionshadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Fun fact, remember how Crazy Frog was used during the Bitconnect Pyramid Casino?
    Yeah the company that owns the rights to that song actually DMCA'd the original Cryptoland video that's being used for this video.
    Not Disney, not Warner Bros, not Nintendo, not Carlos BITCONNNNNNNNNECT Matos himself, Crazy Frog of ALL things put down the original iteration of this in the backyard.

    • @jurxnator279
      @jurxnator279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This just gets better

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Crazy Frog is a real hero
      Edit: they really should made a game based of Crazy Frog again like Crazy Frog Racer, but instead, it's Connie that is going to be the villain

    • @nman551
      @nman551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy frog saved us

  • @MintManicus
    @MintManicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I like the concept of Connie being this double agent and fucking gathering the cyrptobros to one place to rid the world of them

    • @egg_l0rd13
      @egg_l0rd13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His name is Connie for a reason

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Five Nights at Cryptoland.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why he refused to show Christopher what he was planning for the Vladimir Club party. And the video ends before even we see it. He did mention that the real crypto VIPs weren't coming until the next day. All the bros will have been slaughtered by then.

    • @chriscangdradaniel4846
      @chriscangdradaniel4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That will be a great idea for shitty game

    • @mr.breadman4181
      @mr.breadman4181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lobsterwithinternet thanks for the idea time to get an abomination made

  • @DesmoTwanipop
    @DesmoTwanipop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    18:07 The waiter was trying to give him one last chance "to get out of" Cryptoland before it's too late.

  • @sandi539
    @sandi539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The rat poison thing is a reference to Waren Buffet calling bitcoin a "rat poison".

    • @SaltNPeppers
      @SaltNPeppers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sounds about right

    • @mattm8870
      @mattm8870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it a joke about Remote Access Trojans.

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Wait, an island where
    - 'mental maturity is more than enough'
    - people can make the ladies pass out
    - HAS A PYRAMID
    Holy moly the similarities.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *uh oh...*

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And also takes place where its an pedo illegal island

    • @locuscorvuswed336
      @locuscorvuswed336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell...

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What's the pyramid have to do with the other two things? (I mean, other than the pyramid scheme)

  • @jetteriter4351
    @jetteriter4351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love how they’re so shameless about this that they literally named their mascot “Conny.”

    • @junkoenoshima6756
      @junkoenoshima6756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the bill Cypher refrence in "bitcoin is dead buy gold"

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@junkoenoshima6756 I absolutely hate them now
      I did so in the beggining but now I want to scream

    • @DiddyKongsLeftFoot
      @DiddyKongsLeftFoot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i read this in mr krabs voice

  • @vazqud193
    @vazqud193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    You can just hear the dissapointment and regret in each sigh and its hilarious

  • @flioink
    @flioink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    And please notice how the eyes of the "human" characters never move, ever.
    Human eyes naturally lock on to objects, unless you have some sort of brain damage..which is ironically fitting.
    Also, the coin character's eyes don't have the transparent "lens" material on top of their irises and his pupils reflect light.

  • @haramsaddam238
    @haramsaddam238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Connie crawled up the dock from the sea and killed a flight attendant to get her uniform. The employees are also all indentured servants.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s very plausible

  • @GrampaSheevie
    @GrampaSheevie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When presented with a game named "its a scam" the character who represents potential investors says "I love this kind of game."

  • @purpleemerald5299
    @purpleemerald5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Apparently some famous investor (fuck if I know his name) talked shit about cryptocurrency and called bitcoins “rat poison”. Why they’d acknowledge him in any way with that reference is…complexing, to say the least.

    • @lylyscuir
      @lylyscuir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If I recall correctly, it was Charlie Munger. Though I never realized that that was what they were referencing. This video is so confusing that I just expect the constituent elements to be nonsensical.

    • @TheBadassTonberry
      @TheBadassTonberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean perplexing?

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBadassTonberry Maybe?

  • @Icyangel10
    @Icyangel10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Fun fact the creator of the seagull model asked them why they didn't credit her(her model is free for non-commercial use if you credit her) & instead of responding or even fixing the mistake they blocked her on Twitter & anyone calling them out

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      not the only person they ripped off models from. then they have the gall to to act like victims when this bad behavior is pointed out. first rule of running a scam should be don't put out red flags screaming scam.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is a type of thing that I never understood. It's the easiest fix. All you have to do is add credit. It could be as simple as adding it into the description it takes like 5 minutes. I legitimately don't understand why people do that. Giving credit can barely be qualified as the bare minimum and sometimes people mess up, but if it's brought to your attention it's mind-numbingly easy to just fix it.

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    It gets even funnier when you see that this island they're advertising, they don't even own it. It's still on the market! So they're selling land on an island they don't own.
    Also the pyramid where I assume the casino is? Yeah, gambling is illegal in Fiji. Also Conny's mannerisms are clearly based off Genie from Aladdin, they even rip off the Prince Ali song from it as well during the Crypto Beach segment.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And you know what's the kicker? That didn't get the original video DMCA'd. Nor did Jurassic Park, nor did Superman. What did get this abomination struck down by the Copyright Gods was Crazy Frog. Crazy fucking Frog, of all things.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And what’s funnier is that the original video got DMCA’d because of CRAZY FROG of all things.

  • @Kohchu
    @Kohchu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As someone who enjoys PCs and Video Games; all I've picked up from Crypto; is it is the primary reason why finding graphics cards, and new consoles has become a science project, and why they are being held to ransom by scalpers; because Crypto obsessed nuts are buying all of them, to turn them into bitcoin farmers.
    So that kinda makes my view of it negative from the start.

    • @mrbuttocks6772
      @mrbuttocks6772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yup, those fucks are the reason why gaming PC's are so damn expensive to make/buy. Sure the other bits and bobs cost money, especially the processor, but the graphics cards are the things that make PC gaming expensive if you really want to get serious.

  • @Protoman00
    @Protoman00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Dude is pausing on every frame because every frame gets 2 times worse than the last lol! Hilarious video! Also Carlos stated that he wasn’t contacted.

    • @AVGNROCKS1996
      @AVGNROCKS1996  2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s makes it so much worse. They scammed the scammer.

    • @alicornfunoggg36
      @alicornfunoggg36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AVGNROCKS1996 Scamming the scammer sounds very legitimately awkward more than tricking the victims

    • @B3N_Youtube
      @B3N_Youtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah try going into a discord call breaking down every single animation floor for two goddamn hours. It was certainly one hell of a discord call I’ll say

  • @CBYT12
    @CBYT12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how the Christopher’s shirt changes from flowers to bitcoins

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I saw a bunch of vids about this but I've only realised the shady nature of the gym part of the song. "make the ladies pass out". Degenerates on an island making ladies pass out...
    Also another part of the song "crypto is in my chromosome"
    Yeah, Chris has got something going on with his chromosomes, alright.

    • @limetime9045
      @limetime9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget the "mental age is more than enough" remark

    • @MangiiTa
      @MangiiTa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@limetime9045 I don't like when there's an energy of winky face here...

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is also very clear they target only to men since crypto bros are so sexist they can't even try to be kind to get more money from naive women as well lol

  • @Iruparazzo
    @Iruparazzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    On top of everything, the thing that bothers me most is like... who is going to be the waitresses and housekeepers and such? Where are they going to live? How (if at all) will they be paid? Who the fuck is servicing this place if it's nothing but cryptobros who might not even know what the word "laundry" means (but they'll pretend they don't know what 'laundering" means, hah). Who is going to develop a waste disposal system there? Who is going to be a garbageman on Cryptoland Island?????

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought about that from the very beginning and I figured it out - the people doing the service jobs are the cryptobros who got scammed of all their money and became indentured servants to all the new cryptobros replacing them to take their place on the island.
      It's a cycle of coming in, losing all your cash, and then becoming a slave to the people taking their homes after.

  • @chrispitchforth621
    @chrispitchforth621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fun thing of the "Lambo". That island isn't big enough for anything faster than an eScooter.

  • @evanorsomething909
    @evanorsomething909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is the greatest Cryptoland reaction video ive seen

  • @enoua5222
    @enoua5222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Just a note: the reason the lip sync was so far off was because every time you unpaused, youtube started the audio playing and then the video a moment later, desyncing them more and more

    • @AVGNROCKS1996
      @AVGNROCKS1996  2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I double checked, the lip syncing was that bad even when I never paused it.

    • @granifle
      @granifle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      despite the lip sync being off sync in this video even because youtube starting the sound too late its still bad without youtube un syncing the video its still bad

    • @deedaytooknaja8077
      @deedaytooknaja8077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually it’s because there is an uncut version that was reuploaded but it’s unlisted and I don’t remember what the link was

  • @Fimbulvinter19
    @Fimbulvinter19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Christopher says that he got the parcel to build something dope for vacations. From that, we can extrapolate that you are only buying the land parcel, not any kind of structure. And from that we can pretty much bet on that the Cryptoland people are going to take the approach of 'it's your problem now,' to questions of power generation, waste management, water treatment and other infrastructure.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah it is 1 acre which isn't actually that much land at all for 1 million dollars. lots of places you can get several hundred to several thousand for that price with roads and homes already on them

  • @ImTheDogeKing
    @ImTheDogeKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This commentary is actually better than the original video

    • @jammy3662
      @jammy3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cringe Department LMAO

  • @nman551
    @nman551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You pausing it constantly keeps us safe from
    This nightmare for just a few seconds.

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This place was never going to happen irl, but imagine if it did. Within a month, the place would become Jonestown meets Lord of the Flies.

  • @adultmoshifan87
    @adultmoshifan87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow, this rivals THE EMOJI MOVIE in shamelessness!

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    17:16 best pause moment.
    Coin approaches man with murderous intent

  • @clanceym4016
    @clanceym4016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can tell when it says cryptoland in the helicopter scene it’s basically a Chinese ripoff Jurassic park.

  • @friendlyastronaut6462
    @friendlyastronaut6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Satoshi Nakamoto created Cryto Currency but no one knows who TF he is but all the CryptoBros worship him

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not even a real name. nor is there any real evidence that it was one person

    • @questforlubok
      @questforlubok ปีที่แล้ว

      The CIA DIrector perhaps.

  • @Easyflux
    @Easyflux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Now you're the one that needs come"

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The morality of the Allied firebombing campaigns against Germany and Japan in WWII has been a subject of intense debate since at least the end of the war itself.
    However, no-one would deny that carpet-bombing Cryptoland with incendiaries would be the only morally right choice if this had ever become a reality. The idea of these people being sucked into a fire tornado would be pleasing to even the staunchest pacifist.
    Also, as an autistic person, I just want to say that I will personally deal with any of my people who were associated with this abomination (for purely legal reasons, that was a joke).

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking about cyclonic torpedoes, but simple thermobaric bombs may work too...

    • @y0l0_dud3
      @y0l0_dud3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a mentally damaged person (i.e., autistic, retarded), you have my permission. Operation: Save the world (from the Island) is a go.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it really necessary to carpet-bomb Cryptoland? Would it not be easier to just glass the island with a single nuke?

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 too quick and painless imo

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Cybermat47 You make a valid point.

  • @Icyangel10
    @Icyangel10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cursed info: Someone found an extended ver with coin man being even more of a sleep paralysis demon

  • @monsterguyx6322
    @monsterguyx6322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Every time someone watches the CRYPTOLAND video, an angel gets its wings violently ripped off and thrown into a wood chipper.

  • @ThatDangBee
    @ThatDangBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The loud clicks every pause are endearing and prolly enhance the comedy for me, got that old style feel. Earned my sub, great vid, you have a great style and comedic presentation.

  • @pbase36
    @pbase36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If you're a crypto millionaire, why not just buy plot on an actual, existing, time-tested resort? Plenty of them available, probably for a lot less than a million bucks.

  • @JackAttackA1
    @JackAttackA1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the worst part about the crypto land video is that theres no pacing whatsoever so its impossible it figure out what is going on half the time

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Apparently there was an extended cut that they just watered down for this version, that's why a lot of the edits are nonsensical. Like when the Coin shows the guy the work space thing, he says "The Ub" when it was originally supposed to say "The Somethingstorm Hub" or some shit I'm not a crypto nerd.

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It kind of feels like society is at the point where parody is reality. Just in general.

  • @GT-wj3gl
    @GT-wj3gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You know, despite all of the videos calling this a scam, l bet there are still people who will still fall for it.

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how much you rant on this, to the point where you found problems even I haven’t noticed, especially the lack of infrastructure.

  • @HeartlessValiumWhore
    @HeartlessValiumWhore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:30 "I apologize, I'm not up to date with the memes."
    Dude don't even worry about it, seconds before you paused on that frame one of the characters said "honey badger don't care" which is a fucking dead outdated af meme.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When was Honey Badger Dont Care a meme? 2005?

    • @HeartlessValiumWhore
      @HeartlessValiumWhore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 A little after that, probably like 2011 ish.

  • @Lizz_ss25
    @Lizz_ss25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The perfect place for an oh so conveniently misplaced and nuclear device. That just happens to be armed on a timer… ooops

  • @junkoenoshima6756
    @junkoenoshima6756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If this was just a scam just to troll all the NFT people then that plan is fabulous 👌

  • @sethisevilone02
    @sethisevilone02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I remember when I dropped 50 dollars on dogecoin and lost if all
    Fuck cryptocurrency

    • @MangiiTa
      @MangiiTa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang, I feel sorry for what happened. You don't deserve about this incident.

    • @bashbashfulsson4540
      @bashbashfulsson4540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of feeling bad about losing $50, feel proud that you were wise enough to cut your losses.
      Everyone makes a foolish mistake from time to time, but not everyone has the wisdom to spot it.

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bashbashfulsson4540 true

  • @zerolife8322
    @zerolife8322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i want to become ceo of lamborghini just to deny anyone on this island to buy a lambo

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    26:20
    crypto bros; "its not a pyramid scheme"
    also crypto bros;

  • @jammy3662
    @jammy3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is actually funny commentary, how do you not have 10K+ subscribers

  • @bobbilly3606
    @bobbilly3606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'd like to bring up that those buildings they show? What you're paying for isnt that. Its the plot of land. 1 mil for a 1 acre plot of land. So all of that extra shit? You'd have to get it built on your own dime in addition to the 1 mil for the land. Luckily the island purchase fell through.

  • @bensmith7744
    @bensmith7744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fun fact: when the sign by the toilet that says 'shit coin' is onscreen, it is actually moving (on the zoom in atleast)

  • @germanslice
    @germanslice ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its an UE5 Project, I recognize the jitters and shaking text in the models and lightning issues caused by incorrect settings in the engine.

  • @hunter2094
    @hunter2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruh it's like a cartoon show for 5- kids, it so bad it looks like the crypto coin people are just Thomas the Tank Engine or Train's face just recolored

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I think of Cryptoland, I kind of think of Jurassic Park and its monumental failings. You're flying people in and they're just doomed off their asses. I thought this around the time the helicopter flew in, not when you told me about using Jurassic Park music, btw. Oh, and it reminds me of Rapture too. Doctors? Plumbers? Electricians? Security? Cooks? And you've got 60 parcels of land so... where's the houses for the people who maintain it? Or are they just shipped in when needed? How does your WiFi connect anyway? Where's the dedicated satellite for this country?
    Bars, churches, a fuckin' ELECTRICAL SUPPLY. Or do you just spend all day in your condo doing NOTHING? Where's the bedroom? Where's the kitchen? Where's your bathroom?
    If Cryptoland is going to be a real place with real people, what are the laws going to be? Isn't that the first thing you should decide if you're basically making a country? What if somebody gets drunk off their ass and gets in a fight? What about the animals on the island? Can you have pets?

    • @bashbashfulsson4540
      @bashbashfulsson4540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like a combination of Rapture and Fyre Festival.

  • @chrispitchforth621
    @chrispitchforth621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Song starts and the number of women in the video tripels.

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Take a shot every time you see a woman in the video.
      By the end, you will be completely sober.

  • @Syrupandwaffles
    @Syrupandwaffles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    23:34 thats how much pleasure crypto bros felt after watching the cryptoland video

  • @greyline6885
    @greyline6885 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    POV: your slightly drunk friend has dragged you out of bed to watch a TH-cam video with him at 2:45 in the morning

  • @HACSSuperbMiner
    @HACSSuperbMiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:11 If I had a nickel for every time a crypto/NFT animation had a really shitty typo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

  • @donttalktome2316
    @donttalktome2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    32:37 i legitimately started crying

  • @IchyJo
    @IchyJo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The letters “POS” was cooked into the steak on the menu…I wish every menu was honest enough to tell me certain dishes tasted like shit.

  • @jayo1212
    @jayo1212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @17:48 Apparently, the 10K Bitcoin Pizza is a reference to a guy who, on May 22, 2010, spent 10,000 bitcoin to buy 2 large pizzas from Papa John's in Jacksonville, Florida. At the time, 10K bitcoin was about $41, which is still ridiculously overpriced for Papa John's pizza!

  • @Lukas99g
    @Lukas99g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the girl sounds like they recorded their voice lines with a mcdonalds happy meal toy lmao

  • @rajaraja-nf7oj
    @rajaraja-nf7oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:06 "someone unironically wrote that"
    someone unironically made this monstrosity so whats your point /nm

  • @slemur7358
    @slemur7358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine showing this to the government of fiji

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty sure they would have denied the sale of the island even if cryptoland scammers had the money.

  • @indecisivekairyc4868
    @indecisivekairyc4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I pooped my pants laughing at 'crypto is in my chromosomes.'

  • @mileidyclass
    @mileidyclass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Also Carlos is not okay with his likeness being used in the Cryptoland video. He said himself, I believe on Twitter.

  • @Reebotr
    @Reebotr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have a feeling this is gonna become fyre fest 2

  • @JustRideTheVibe
    @JustRideTheVibe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how at 2:47 (on your video) it just says "Cry" as soon as you're confronted with that abomination of a mascot, because 24/7 on that island you'll be crying in multiple ways.

  • @crispyrobot77
    @crispyrobot77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Room 404 not found.

  • @GlitterGum
    @GlitterGum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NOW YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS COME

  • @starcomettosanol8659
    @starcomettosanol8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This animation is literally SO awful and cringy, that Elf Bowling has more of an excuse to look the way it does. The animation at some times is literally *THAT* repulsive.

    • @nordicohahah
      @nordicohahah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok its not THAAAT bad

  • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
    @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't apologise for pausing. Your criticisms make the "experience" not as cringeworthy when someone else is calling out all the rubbish on screen.

  • @DiddyKongsLeftFoot
    @DiddyKongsLeftFoot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the coin guy looks like something you’d see in those weird british/irish advert from the 2000s as a mascot

  • @themoltenphantom1871
    @themoltenphantom1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s amazing how he set the location to hell

  • @asthmatickobold7844
    @asthmatickobold7844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's truly amazing is that they think this has never been done before. Everything on this island was done before and done better. We call them cities. Hell, you could probably just move to Las Vegas and live better and tackier.

  • @EidoEndy
    @EidoEndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That coin has the Creepy Woody face.

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (insert *B A H* laugh here)

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buzz, look! A cryptoland!
      Where?
      *B A H*
      To infinity... and *t h e m o o n*

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You're mocking me, aren't you?"

  • @jonwallace6204
    @jonwallace6204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Michael Scott would buy a condo here.

  • @urbae69x79
    @urbae69x79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It reminds me of karate island from that one spongbob episode

  • @thediam0nddrag0n78
    @thediam0nddrag0n78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It looks like Isle Delphino because both islands are shaped like a dolphin

  • @virtualworldsbyloff
    @virtualworldsbyloff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He looks like a fool that falls for each next Ponzy Scheme, but remember, there is one born every minute, and they know it...

  • @OldFossil
    @OldFossil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that the video and audio gets out of sync everytime you pause it is hilarious 😂

  • @morgant.dulaman8733
    @morgant.dulaman8733 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1. This might have been easier to animate and look better if they'd done it in SFM.
    2. Now I want a TF2 map that involves teams competing to shoot that disturbing coin thing instead of each other.

  • @alexburns2913
    @alexburns2913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the girl with the fork sounds like she was recorded in a bean can

  • @cultofpersonalit1888
    @cultofpersonalit1888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "A physical representation of the Metaverse" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewkoster6506
    @andrewkoster6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *official cryptocurrency game scoreboard:*
    COIN 1: WINER! (sic)
    COIN 2: LOSER

  • @pbase36
    @pbase36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is this thing going to be built? It's an island, with apparently no road to the mainland. You'll need to get raw materials there by ship, and have a plan to offload and transport them to the worksites. Through the literal jungle. This is going to cost way more than $72 million to complete.

  • @StUCaboose
    @StUCaboose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not even hentai artists would draw that coin man thing

  • @littleharveycrewsandthezom732
    @littleharveycrewsandthezom732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:39 : We found Megamind's biological mother guys! Wait it's Roxanne and Megamind's love child...Oh well.

  • @draydog2316
    @draydog2316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy needs more subscribers.

  • @vontavius01
    @vontavius01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's see...
    They used multiple songs they don't own including Jurassic Park music, Le Freak by Chic, the Mario theme, Crazy Frog and the Superman theme
    The bird model wasn't made by them. While it's free to download, the creator specified that you have to credit him if you use it and he tweeted them, telling them he didn't want them using it. They then proceeded to block him.
    Carlos Matos did NOT give them permission to use his face in the video.
    I'm not too well versed in this aspect of copyright, but I'm pretty sure saying "Lambo" instead of the whole name still counts as infringement.
    From this video alone, these people are going to jail in the near future.

  • @mjstarart
    @mjstarart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why but watching to crypto bros take Ls greatly relieves my chronic pain.

  • @iancole2279
    @iancole2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fucking Grease reference got me. My god.

  • @tristianzero3106
    @tristianzero3106 ปีที่แล้ว

    Their original video should be preserved in a museum bunker. Its a Masterpiece.

  • @minodore5176
    @minodore5176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:57 i love how nobody saw their neck distort for a second there.

  • @emanuelarriaza3710
    @emanuelarriaza3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like the missing footage of food fight ....

  • @jakehutson6158
    @jakehutson6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what they watch in the ring movies, isn't it?

  • @Saieras
    @Saieras 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The unintentional sarcasm at 6:48 gets me every time.

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is worse than red ape family yet it’s the fyre fest of crypto.

  • @andrewkoster6506
    @andrewkoster6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i froze on the worst frame that i possibly could have"
    incorrect.
    every frame is cursed, especially the frames containing the eldritch abomination

  • @turningpoint4354
    @turningpoint4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:35 lol drunk helicopter

  • @plazapradoemilianoantonio2186
    @plazapradoemilianoantonio2186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know why but every time they say criptolander I always think of skylanders