I love how the title makes it sound as if Robotnik capturing the Smiling Friends is the main plot of the video while Captain Rescue is just a guest star when it's actually the exact opposite.
Younger me circa 2012 wouldn't believe you if he were told Krobo would make a Captain Rescue YTP 12 years later involving an Adult Swim show that psychicpebbles made.
Eggman's absolute FIXATION on sonic soiling the forcefield is hysterical. Reminds me of an actual child so excited about something that they say the same thing like 20 times.
Just wanted to say how much joy this video has brought me. Lost all hope in most YTP's these days, but I've watched this like 20 times. Also really been reflecting why Sonic crapping in the forcefield would cause Eggman to hate God and really got me wondering: What DOES happen when you crap in a forcefield? When the forcefield disappears, does the poop just fall to the floor, or is it launched in all directions? If air can permeate the forcefield walls (Not a lot of air in there), that would mean the smell is getting out too? Who knew the deeper questions were being asked in this video...
@@KingCornWallis Well Robotnik does say he's still a lad to Krobo later on, so his childlike fixation on sonic shitting the forcefield makes sense. Right after Robotnik says he hates God notice how he has the forcefield covered by a tarp. I'd like to think he covered it in a vain attempt to stop the smell as he dragged sonic back to his base. Also, don't forget that sonic very clearly has the ability to un-shit himself at the mere thought of mechanical stimulation, preventing any mess from actually occuring. However if we're going down this line of thinking, I think there's something that you're not thinking of here when it comes to poop on a forcefield. Since a forcefield is theoretically made of nothing but energy, and poop is mostly water and some solids, I can imagine putting anything remotely wet or liquid-y on an energy based forcefield would go one of two ways: One, the poop would absorb energy from the forcefield slowly but constantly, the water heating up and eventually boiling away, leaving nothing but water-less solids behind after a while. Two, the water in the poop absorbs a staggering amount of energy very quickly, vaporizing instantly and causing a sizable steam explosion.
3:55 You have no idea how funny I found that "Shut up." The breaking inflection, the pure, tortured exasperation of a man forced to live with two robotic idiots for his entire life, the unbroken goose step. Poetry.
0:26 I was high when I watched this for the first time. The way Robotnik just aggressively says "You dumb bitches! You stupid fucking bitches!" killed me the most out of all of this. The way he sounded so aggressive was so fucking funny
seeing robotnik get pegged after hearing him say that feels like real modern change he has been experiencing all these years. enough proper judgement and knowledge to moderately assess a medium before throwing ass out for his queen ☠️ he’s the most brilliant mind of our time
@@Matsonius can’t express the “proper” in proper judgement enough. he saw the first episode and concluded that steven was a bitch, probably despite that it’s his least favorite show his son watches, he still loves his son tails very much and only tells him to mute the TV during the parts where steven talks or ukeleles are being strummed
4:00 the way he said "Fuck Steven Universe" made me crack up so hard and reminds me why sentence splicing is so much funnier than AI ever will be, *always*
I had a pet hedgehog as a kid and we used to let her run around in a hamster ball but we had to stop cause she kept pooping in it so 2:21 is a very familiar image to me
Good moral on this one. Sometimes, when you're in a rut, it's good to just step away and do something you know you enjoy, like watch Judge Judith Sheindlin lay down the law in her courtroom with her gloves-off Brooklyn attitude and no-nonsense, street-smart approach to arbitration. Captain Rescue is a fucking galactic menace, though. This world seems terrifying to live in.
A perfect commentary on the state of not only you as an artist, but TH-cam Poop as a whole. TH-cam Poop just isn't what it used to be, and yet at the same time, it can still be what it used to be. And what better way to show that than by doing a sequel to Captain Rescue?
Dude. You're ytps are a million times funnier than anyone else's right now, and you're just as funny as you've always been. I was one of those wee little lads who watched your poops in the classic era. You are a living legend of the Golden Age. The modern, low-effort Pixar/Disney poops got nothing on yours. Never stop, king
Same I did that in my first proper Problem Solverz YTP and it was very satisfying to edit out, especially since that part of the source didn't have any sounds or music during that part so it was even more clean
Over-the-hill YTPer or not, seeing our old Double Mint friend continue to scratch that particular itch all these years helps me still feel like a lad! ❤
Krobo, you're truly one of a kind. I don't know what it is about your YTPs, they just have this distinct, David Lynch-like dream logic to them that makes your nideos unlike anyhing else. Never think that you're not funny; your sentence mixing, especially here, is top-notch, and you always get a laugh out of me. Keep up the good work, and can't wait to see Fesh Pince 3 Part 2!
The wordplay in this was beautiful "it took me 9 Yeareals to collect these cereals", and "'What do you do for a living?' 'I'm a horse trainer.' 'And what do you do?' 'I'm a horse'?" All classic poop. Also I just realized Captain Rescue's wife is behind Robotnik in his escapade before the rocket gets them. Amazing. And we got Carlton! this is another DikeIke/Krobo masterpiece for the records.
"Captain Rescue gets a slim pack of Doublemint Gum" is legit one of my favorite YTPs ever made so it heavily delights me to see you make a spiritual sequel to it Great comedic timing as always
This has to be one of the best YTPs i’ve seen in years. I would rate it a full package of Doublemint Gum, but Captain Rescue mugged me and stole it all.
Your storytelling in this medium is in a league of its own. The videos are obviously hilarious, but I think what sets you apart is how easy your videos are to watch and rewatch. Appreciate the hard work!
I'm not funny anymore. Support me on patreon out of pity: www.patreon.com/KroboPro
At least you admit it.
Your comedy skills have are an inspiration to us all.
You're my JuJ Judy, Krobo
@@winkone101 That is the greatest compliment one can receive.
Its okay to not be funny anymore. You have a beautiful wife.
I love how the title makes it sound as if Robotnik capturing the Smiling Friends is the main plot of the video while Captain Rescue is just a guest star when it's actually the exact opposite.
6:58 I love how he goes back for a second just to make it clear that he was talking to Sonic.
Brilliant!
me too
“It took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals” words to live by
I'm dying at that line
out of all the insane sentence mixed words out of this poop i dont know why yeareals got the most visceral screech out of me
it's definitely up there with the funnytaker
cereals guuud
Got the same vibe as "how could he be so cruelhouse?" This shit sits rent free front and center of my brain 24/7
2:56 the idea that Sonic got so scared that he sucked the crap back in his body is hilarious
He got scared shitless
@@Jack_Woods *shitful
Younger me circa 2012 wouldn't believe you if he were told Krobo would make a Captain Rescue YTP 12 years later involving an Adult Swim show that psychicpebbles made.
Much like an early 2000's mockumentary, "The Future Is Wild".
Eggman's absolute FIXATION on sonic soiling the forcefield is hysterical. Reminds me of an actual child so excited about something that they say the same thing like 20 times.
Just wanted to say how much joy this video has brought me. Lost all hope in most YTP's these days, but I've watched this like 20 times. Also really been reflecting why Sonic crapping in the forcefield would cause Eggman to hate God and really got me wondering: What DOES happen when you crap in a forcefield? When the forcefield disappears, does the poop just fall to the floor, or is it launched in all directions? If air can permeate the forcefield walls (Not a lot of air in there), that would mean the smell is getting out too? Who knew the deeper questions were being asked in this video...
I dislike toilet humor, but Robotnik's enthusiasm makes that my favorite part.
Active the hedgehog dick gripper! @@ShinMajin
Sonic crrrapped in there! C:
@@KingCornWallis Well Robotnik does say he's still a lad to Krobo later on, so his childlike fixation on sonic shitting the forcefield makes sense.
Right after Robotnik says he hates God notice how he has the forcefield covered by a tarp. I'd like to think he covered it in a vain attempt to stop the smell as he dragged sonic back to his base.
Also, don't forget that sonic very clearly has the ability to un-shit himself at the mere thought of mechanical stimulation, preventing any mess from actually occuring.
However if we're going down this line of thinking, I think there's something that you're not thinking of here when it comes to poop on a forcefield. Since a forcefield is theoretically made of nothing but energy, and poop is mostly water and some solids, I can imagine putting anything remotely wet or liquid-y on an energy based forcefield would go one of two ways: One, the poop would absorb energy from the forcefield slowly but constantly, the water heating up and eventually boiling away, leaving nothing but water-less solids behind after a while.
Two, the water in the poop absorbs a staggering amount of energy very quickly, vaporizing instantly and causing a sizable steam explosion.
When Sonic un-shit himself I lost touch with reality.
i just now realized i havent even processed that particular scene yet
he actually un-shit himself, I don't think i've ever seen that before.
as the old saying goes, you can't unshit your pants
@@holdingpattern245 but apparently you can unshit the forcefield
lad was gettin' ready.
I had to rewind at that part lol
2:06 the little bop on the head followed by the inhuman cries of pain convey so much emotion from both parties
And I love how sonic said shit as if he doesn’t feel bad for him but realized he did something bad
the sentence mixing on this was amazing, i almost thought soulja boy was real for a second
Don't worry, Soulja Boi isn't real. He can't hurt you.
"Sonic CRAPPED in there" was one of the most beautiful sentence mixings I have ever seen
It's amazing how he can't seem to wait to tell everyone how Sonic crapped in the forcefield.
Then he had to repeat himself about four times to emphasize how big of a deal it was that Sonic CRAPPED in the forcefield
he even rolled his fucking r
@ZoruaMaster I love how smug he is about it.
@@ShinMajin Small dogs are ridiculous about crapping where they aren't supposed to.
Cheer up, Krobo. We've all been told we're not funny by Dr. Robotnik before. You just gotta remember: he's the bad guy!
I guess you're right. Still wish he didn't have sex with my wife though.
@@KroboProyou still have judge judy to keep you company though. There's always a silver lining.
@KroboPro your gorgeous wife*
@@KroboProAt least he hasn’t pissed on her yet.
@@jacobwilson7109 Your wife, Judge Juj.
"Sonic, you hurt his feelings!"
"SHIT."
Sometimes the simple exchangess like this are what really get me
Dude, you've still got it after all these yeareals
This is the weirdest examination into one's self I've ever seen, but I'm all for it.
3:55 You have no idea how funny I found that "Shut up." The breaking inflection, the pure, tortured exasperation of a man forced to live with two robotic idiots for his entire life, the unbroken goose step. Poetry.
You’ve deconstructed that bit perfectly.
😂😂😂
Not to mention the double SuS. Instant classic
SHAT AUHHP
You have no idea how funny I found this comment
It's oddly satisfying
0:26 I was high when I watched this for the first time. The way Robotnik just aggressively says "You dumb bitches! You stupid fucking bitches!" killed me the most out of all of this. The way he sounded so aggressive was so fucking funny
"Fuck Steven Universe!"
-Dr. Ivo Robotnik
seeing robotnik get pegged after hearing him say that feels like real modern change he has been experiencing all these years. enough proper judgement and knowledge to moderately assess a medium before throwing ass out for his queen ☠️
he’s the most brilliant mind of our time
spitting royal fax the doctor is
@@Matsonius can’t express the “proper” in proper judgement enough. he saw the first episode and concluded that steven was a bitch, probably
despite that it’s his least favorite show his son watches, he still loves his son tails very much and only tells him to mute the TV during the parts where steven talks or ukeleles are being strummed
That bit killed me.
Based Robotnik.
2:13 Krobo put in a custom mouth shape for Sonic to say "shit." I just wanted to recognize the effort.
At 3:23 Scratch's mouth also looks edited
4:00 the way he said "Fuck Steven Universe" made me crack up so hard and reminds me why sentence splicing is so much funnier than AI ever will be, *always*
I about laughed myself into a seizure
robotnik has good taste lmao
something about splicing just feels more authentic
ai is complete garbage and will never live up a quarter of an iota to sentence splicing or just asking the fucking voice actor to say a thing
I thought it was called sentence mixing?
@@rainbowspongebob back in YTPs’ heyday yeah; same-same.
7:24 I wouldn't say "Saved", more like, "Under chew management."
Interesting fact: The "Tails' New Home" episode in this old show had a really similar plot in Stuart Little (1999). Did you know that?
Love the inclusion of an unedited episode of Judge Judy
I can't believe someone got sued by a horse
Robotnik repeating to himself that Sonic crapped in the forcefield and telling everyone about it because he's so entertained is fantastic.
ACTIVATE THE HEDGEHOG DICK GRIPPER!!! HURRY!!!!!
3:43 robotnik's a fucking liar, there's only 893 cereals
It must've took you nine yeareals to count the cereals
@@McDumDumI've watched five serials in that amount of time!
Its in 4:3 the rest is cut off :(
It'll take 1 more yeareal to get to a thousand cereals
From thence he shall become ethereal
Give it a few yeareals and we’ll have more cereals.
6:40 Robotnik getting pegged in midair because he's a feminist. Finally someone gets his character right
I mean we’ve all been there
Continuation of a timoteilsd ytp, I think
I still have no idea why they included that fact in the manual book lmao
@@vedji1857 Larry Butz enjoyer spotted
@@vedji1857 because it's damn important
I had a pet hedgehog as a kid and we used to let her run around in a hamster ball but we had to stop cause she kept pooping in it so 2:21 is a very familiar image to me
SpamNapkin, loved your "erne n bart2302wejdcx" video, me & my friend would always link each other it & laugh. (ps: zacharywolf is a douche.)
Oh, wow!
@@JamieSwitzer Are you a real human?
@@zacharywolf5666 yes I am, and that's a real video, look it up.
@@zacharywolf5666 yes I am, and so is the video I was referring to.
2:47 is a pure YTP masterclass in 20 seconds
1:21
The fact that this video was posted near Easter makes is joke even funnier
it was posted on easter
🤓
Oh my god. When Sonic uncrapped himself in the forcefield out of fear of the dick gripper, I knew this was something special.
Top 10 comments out of context
What a sentence
“Older people can be very old, and they often die.”
-Captain Theodore James Rescue. 2024
1:10 Captain Rescue thanks Robotnik for insulting him and then kills Sonic for complimenting him.
i just love how happily and naturally he says "fuck you sonic :)"
When Doublemint Gum came back the world just felt right again.
tails becoming popcorn as a response at 4:06 both scared the fuck out of me and made me wheeze in laughter
Krobo you haven't lost your touch this is incredible
"I'm just an over the hill ytper now" No fucking way krobo thanks for returning
Thanks man. Been a fan since 2009.
I'm still a lad
You still got it Krobo! And if nothing else, there's still Judge Judy.
The cereal joke is amazing but the entire "sonic crapped in the forcefield" bit had me actually dying
That doublemint gum ad re-awakened YTP memories I thought I had forgotten.
I hope the "I'm not funny anymore" bit is a joke because this poop is a masterpiece. Definitely gonna be rewatching this one every once in a while
YOOOO "OLDER PEOPLE CAN BE VERY OLD AND THEY OFTEN DIE"
you really were my favorite when i was a lad
how it feels to chew doublemint gum
2:57
Good moral on this one. Sometimes, when you're in a rut, it's good to just step away and do something you know you enjoy, like watch Judge Judith Sheindlin lay down the law in her courtroom with her gloves-off Brooklyn attitude and no-nonsense, street-smart approach to arbitration.
Captain Rescue is a fucking galactic menace, though. This world seems terrifying to live in.
Wait, I thought the moral was that old people can be very old and often die
@@DanielWeitzman-m6s They're not mutually-exclusive morals
Oh I thought it was kill terrorists.
hyperventilating laughing at 6:34. the achy vegas pro monophonic timestretched "r o c k e t." got to me
"Sonic's going to hell" shouldn't have got me the way it did
“Older people can be very old and they often die” words to live by.
I love that you added the Smiling Friends smile jingle at 6:13, you put so much detail into this poop.
8:35 just realized this is an ancient krobo self reference from 'Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven'
Holy shit you’re right you just blew my mind
So happy to be once again visited by Crapped-in Rescuehueuhueuhueuhue
You are an inspiration to us all, DaThings
I love how tight knit this community can be.
so why'd you troon out?
@@S0ci0stan You're obsessed with lgbtq people
@@S0ci0stanBecause people can change their gender if they want to, cool right?
0:56 felt like an Orpheusftw Misadventures of skooks moment, I love it
"I'm 75 going on 77."
Relatable.
I was having flashbacks to the Teeter Hangups guy from Friendship is Gic.
She says that as she's transforming into a Horse herself. XDXDXD
5:39 man your usage of sonic/mario sfx is too hilarious
3:35
SPEETS is no PINGAS, but it's still a classic.
A perfect commentary on the state of not only you as an artist, but TH-cam Poop as a whole. TH-cam Poop just isn't what it used to be, and yet at the same time, it can still be what it used to be. And what better way to show that than by doing a sequel to Captain Rescue?
Good critique, but you have to admit it was a pretty kewl ahrection.
TH-cam Poop gets better and better. Have you seen the recent stuff from CaptPan, Numberer1, and Pthooie?
@@gnbman I am actively subbed to CaptPan and Pthooie's content.
Also, fancy meeting you here, gnbman,
@@SmokeTheHorsehog Noice
Krobo is still my top 3. Right next to CS188. They have been holding this torch the longest and kept it the brightest.
3:47 What the heck is a "Yeareal"? The Urban Dictionary ought to come up with a definition for that real soon.
"Look, Sonic! There's a trap!"
*(Sonic immediately rushes to the trap)*
he likes traps, he hangs out with Tails after all...
*(then shits in it)*
Tsk tsk. You crapped in the force field! *YOU NASTY ASS BITCH*
@@Actiondannytsk! tsk! sonic crapped in the force field!
@@plushifoxed He crapped in there!
4:00 That felt like a personal blow to me and I love it LOL
"Fuck steven universe"
* refuse to elaborate *
"surrender, or taste my boomerection"
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, damn
Dude. You're ytps are a million times funnier than anyone else's right now, and you're just as funny as you've always been. I was one of those wee little lads who watched your poops in the classic era. You are a living legend of the Golden Age. The modern, low-effort Pixar/Disney poops got nothing on yours. Never stop, king
iteachvader : *goes into a corner crying*
3:10 Actually started smiling. My brain is irreparably damaged
I can't get over Captain Rescue's angry vibrato cry at 1:03. There's just so much to love from this nideo, like the return of Doublemint Gum.
I will never not love when YTPers make the characters say “TH-cam Poop”
Same
I did that in my first proper Problem Solverz YTP and it was very satisfying to edit out, especially since that part of the source didn't have any sounds or music during that part so it was even more clean
I can't get enough of Captain Rescue immediately threatening to kill everyone he meets
Over-the-hill YTPer or not, seeing our old Double Mint friend continue to scratch that particular itch all these years helps me still feel like a lad!
❤
permanently!
Pim and Charlie technically succeed at their goal but everything else is a huge disaster, this is 100% a smiling friends episode
You don't know how happy I am to see the Doublemint commercial make an appearance in your stuff again. It's so nostalgic to me!
4:34 This part was so funny, to hear AOSTH Robotnik say: "Fuck you Robo!" Is so hilarious to me 😂🤣
He says Krobo cuz that's uploaders name (He used to use Captain Rescue as his PFP)
@@2011supergamer lol, pretty clever tho
Krobo, you're truly one of a kind. I don't know what it is about your YTPs, they just have this distinct, David Lynch-like dream logic to them that makes your nideos unlike anyhing else. Never think that you're not funny; your sentence mixing, especially here, is top-notch, and you always get a laugh out of me.
Keep up the good work, and can't wait to see Fesh Pince 3 Part 2!
Thanks so much! Hope to keep you laughing for many more years!
02:00 when you block someone on grindr
4:47 a preview of what's to come perhaps?
Would you make me a sandwich?
That "older people" quote was a blast from the past
I've been quoting it for like a decade and a half at this point and seeing it return was such a delight
I've not laughed so hard in such a long time - you always manage to scratch that itch with your vids.
PERMANENTLY
I like the story of Captain Rescue being a homicidal maniac that is very blunt about it.
MerCarlton trying to get a merwich was pretty funny tbh
I love how being crucified by him twice wasn't enough for Sonic be done with Captain Rescue but him being friends with Solja Boy was.
It was worth the 9 yearials between Krobo Sonic content and this new entry. Thanks for the nideo, Krobo!
I'm very happy Captain Rescueahueahueahueahue I mean Krobo hearted my comment. It brought a smile to my face; he's a regular Smiling Friend.
@@AfroRyanI wouldn't smile if I were you
@@AfroRyanbecause I'm going to poop in ya mother
The wordplay in this was beautiful "it took me 9 Yeareals to collect these cereals", and "'What do you do for a living?' 'I'm a horse trainer.' 'And what do you do?' 'I'm a horse'?" All classic poop. Also I just realized Captain Rescue's wife is behind Robotnik in his escapade before the rocket gets them. Amazing. And we got Carlton! this is another DikeIke/Krobo
masterpiece for the records.
6:40 Finally, a YTP where some gets pegged.
Are we gonna ignore that it's KATELLA doing Eggman like that? *She likes some egg ass I guess* 😂🤣
God, I wish that were me.
Are we gonna ignore that it's the intergalactic huntress KATELLA, of all people, doing Eggman like that? *I guess she likes egg cake that much.* 😹
Funny you mentioned pegging, reminded me of a KoTH YTP named Peggin' Peggy. Don't know if it's still around or not. It is.
Hell yeah, Peg City, baby!
The entirety of the credits creates this wondefully happy feeling for me.
Same, chiptune music and pixel art gives me very strong feelings of nostalgia
"Captain Rescue gets a slim pack of Doublemint Gum" is legit one of my favorite YTPs ever made so it heavily delights me to see you make a spiritual sequel to it
Great comedic timing as always
Sentence mixing will always by funnier and more charming than an AI voice
What about AI sentence mixing? 🤔
imo that's fine
Bruh, everybody just straight up using AI Voice Synthesizers just to fool us. Even TTS Voice has been used done to death already.
This has to be one of the best YTPs i’ve seen in years. I would rate it a full package of Doublemint Gum, but Captain Rescue mugged me and stole it all.
8:29 this is the most The Frollo Show / Gaston "I know" I have ever heard in a very long time
I thought this was funny.
same
Me too dude
Thought? Did you change your mind?
Okay.
“I’m 75 going on 77” killed me way harder than it should have, great work as always krobo
Your storytelling in this medium is in a league of its own. The videos are obviously hilarious, but I think what sets you apart is how easy your videos are to watch and rewatch. Appreciate the hard work!
Still happy that you have time to make nideos for us TH-cam watchers. Never stop chewing that double mint gum.
Someone send this to Zach Hadel immediately.
This had the same story progression and logic as my dreams do. Thanks for capturing that hard to describe feeling.
4:17 you were actually my favorite when i was a kid, steven jewniverse was my all time favorite
it took me a minute to realize that krobo made that when i watched fesh pince
Sameeeee
The sentence mixing in this is amazing.
1:54 I wouldn’t be surprised if you tried to work a Ditty Angle but couldn’t find it
There's something poetic about you posting a video where Sonic gets crucified on Easter Sunday.
0:48 that part caught off guard so good, I shot snot out of my nose 😂
I'm so happy to see a new Krobo Robotnik YTP. We truly are living int he good timeline
7:04
Captain Rescue to the Double Mint rescue
really happy to see you making more of these again. best wishes
2:41 beautiful transition and very funny
The editing is so clean bruh. One of the funniest YTPs I’ve ever seen in a while.
Please don’t ever stop making these videos.
I'm literally you bruh.
This is a true homage to some of the funniest AoSTH ytps you made in back when times. I laughed, I cried, I went POOPOO!
i love that the smiling friend barely do anything, and how there's a coherent story. Crazy talent.