Shut Up You Absolute Chad - Off Topic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2018
- The AH Crew and Chad James sit down to talk about things that broke them, scooters, horror movies, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired August 24, 2018 and is sponsored by Disenchantment (bit.ly/2Pzmy9T), Hims (bit.ly/2JltAKY), and Dollar Shave Club (bit.ly/2EfjpqA)
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one guy, chilling with his dyson, 5 feet apart cus he's not gay
this refreshed my lifeforce
1:06:50 if you're coming for the most recent RTAA
37:41 Right RTAA (Seagull/beach eagle, etc.)
Thanks
Legend
Geoff's couple of minutes of pure laughter made my entire day
Dunno what was on that phone that had him laughing so hard, but I tell you Geoff's laugh is contagious.
Oh, they finally released the first photo. It is magical.
@TM Delacrush check their Twitter, or the most recent RT Podcast on youtube. Sexy Gus Calendar.
@TM Delacrush that's the one. I'd buy it just for laughs if I wasnt broke
@12:20 "I'm sorry most of your face is nose" -Trevor. Had me dying after that comment.
Try shaving while listening to that entire bit
"Have i told about my vacuum cleaner girlfriend?" Is quite possibly the best Geoff Story intro ever.
43:57 Geoff’s laugh is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Thats still not nearly as good as the uno movies
The Amazing Spidey DUDE HIS WHEEZE NEARLY MADE ME BREAK MY DESK
9:30 gavin is correct!
It's called the mammalian diving response, all mammles do it.
one time my friend was really tired and tried to remember the word "garage" and he came up with car basement
Beautiful story
I mean, he's not wrong.
One time my boyfriend forgot the word for “tie dye” and he said “drug theme colors” and I fuckin lost it
Our car garage is above the basement.
cue x-files music
car hole
Geoff should cosplay as Kratos
TheRadiationbum with Gavin as boy
That would be awesome
With all those tattoos I'd say he's more of a Baldur.
BOY!
And Millie as a gender bend L....i mean Boy!
21:45 You're never too old to experiment Geoff! Though you and your vacuum cleaner sound very happy together so don't throw that away
37:58 Gavin has left the conversation. haha
Geoff is slowly becoming Hank from Detroit: Become Human
I want to know what Burnie showed Geoff damn it lol
ShadowLegends i haven't gotten to this part and I already agree.
Is this how it feels to be an audio listener?
Allegedly it’s Gus in a dress
@@rodo1252 who is a audio listener ?
@@DarkLawYGO The people that listen to the podcaat without watching the video.
Finally other people agree that I would rather be in a really cold climate cause you can put more clothes on and bundle up.
Hannah Shipp taking clothes off is better than putting more on
@@RoyaltonDrummer922 but you can only take off so much until it's illegal
@@your_average_enthusiast or ineffective
@@dogethe2nd410 if you have no clothes to take off,
JUST TAKE OFF YOUR SKIN.
Literally what I say haha
43:13 so wholesome :)
Geoff’s beard is so big now
Even Jeremy has some hair in this episode
1:06:50 animation
I'm never happier than when I see Geoff in a good mood and smiling. Love ya my guy!
Geoff is slowly turning into Alan Moore
I love finding out how the podcast title relates to a part in the video. Especially when it's right near the end. This episode was great. Good stories!
Well I cannot WAIT for whatever the hell is breaking Geoff on command.
How is "Diarrhea feels like progress" not the podcast title?
1:10:06 jeremy having some intense flash backs or something.
Geoff once again looks dead inside
But a sexy dead AF , that beard looks amazing
Not just on the inside
Geoff is actually the guy with the dead wife Michael met at the gym.
He looks like Rasputin from Anastasia
43:57
There is nothing better then doing a little scream when your stretching. So glad I’m not the only one who does this.
My first time watching a Grown-Up movie was "Mars Attack". The moment people began turning into skeletons, I changed channels and started watching Teletubbies.
I was good with that, right up to the scene where they had heads on the wrong bodies and in jars.
me sitting here wondering what kind of childhood has you afraid of mars attacks? that thing was a comedy, now if it had been something like childs play, It,the Thing, the Fly,Nightmare on Elm Street or either of the first two alien films then sure those could have given kids the willies but never the big headed ack-acks from mars.
9:25 Gavin is right, the heart slows down 10-25% when your face comes in contact with cold water
23:02 totally didn’t film the ad read after the fact
Also wow, Netflix really pushing Disenchantment. It's weird, its pedigree and supporting cast mean it should be awesome, but it's just... flat, disconnected, hardly any of the jokes land, loads of setup for barely any payoff?
@@willmiles7978 Well it is only the first half of the first season.
Then they failed to hook me for a second half. The only character I have any interest in got introduced in the second-to-last episode, and then only because it's such a mysterious change of motivation I kinda want to see where it's going. Luci makes no sense as Bean seems to make terrible decisions whatever and he's usually got to fix particularly bad ones, Elfo is pointless and it's better when he's not there, Zog appears to want to be Bender-style comic relief but then realises he isn't playing Bender any more and is just kinda sad. It's a mess.
Hey Ramsey all honesty you're probably the bravest dude I've seen in a long time thanks for being you
Nothing better than listening to this podcast while re-playing Zelda the minish cap.
I saw Geoff on The thum and I instantly click it!
Gavin looks handsome af with that haircut.
So much more grown up!! Big boy haircut.
33:19 Ninja resurrection really messed with me as a kid!
Before I knew what sex was, I experienced a raped scene
Indiana does indeed have rediculously opposite seasons. I live there lol. It can get -30 in winter and 110 in the summer
I live in a part of Canada where we have a temperature range of -40 C (-40 F) to 37 C (approx 97 F). We have just as large of range of temp ours is just shifted lower. Nice to know about climates in other regions.
I was going to say try living in Canada lol
@@kyjw10 I dont remember lol. Just watch the podcast and you'll find out
Evilcat About 10:10.
@@kyjw10 that's not my problem lmao
I laughed way too hard at Jeremy saying "It's like the hot dogs at the gas station." 😂😂
11:20 the absolute cluster f*ck before Gavin gets splashed made it even funnier! lol!
Chad's face during the entire hunting pack conversation was ABSOLUTE gold!
Chad is awesome! Great podcast 👍🏻 also lol the vacuum cleaner story was great
37:41 Wrong Name Right RTAA (Seagull/beach eagle, etc.)
Geoff's laugh can turn anyone's frown, upside down :)
Fact: Hardcore Tabletop is actually really good and worth watching.
I hate the fact that Gavin accidentally stumbled on describing the mammalian diving reflex
I doubt he stumbled on it by accident. He probably just had that random bit of knowledge in his brain. He knows a lot about a lot of things, especially science stuff.
geoff was holding gavin's wrist for like 2 minutes to measure his pulse pre-water (and looking at his watch very obviously), yet gavin was still yelling about how there was no scientific part to it bc there wasn't a heart monitor... did gavin not realize that geoff was basically holding his hand for 2 minutes?
Gavin didn't care, Geoff's hand has been up his butt
This is an audio podcast
The look Jeremy gives Geoff at 21:45 when Geoff says "I'm straight"
good to hear you guys are utilizing chad more... i was always wondering why you were not tapping that high value resource you guys got from the screw attack merger. good on you guys for doing that, took about a few years but yeah i digress.
and Geoff sleeps with his arms crossed to fool any vampires that may come through while he sleeps xD
34:30
geoffs freak out was awsome hahah, he sqeeked so high i think my dog thought it was a dog wistle
12:50, still laughing with Trevor's, "...most of your face is nose."
Aww I love that DVD, watch it whenever I can’t fall asleep when camping or without WiFi
Geoff is channeling his inner Kratos in the thumbnail.
I love that Burine can just walk on the set, show Geoff his phone without saying a thing, and just ruin him for like 5 minutes
Looping songs in your head is basically what happens to me when I get severe anxiety.
How geoff feels about that picture, laughing every time, that's me with geoff's laugh. And also that time he got spooked by a guardian in minecraft
I can't wait to see that GTA video plus knowing there is a new Jack Bag one too has me excited for the next few weeks.
So Chad's story about the sleepover and the horror movies. When I was young, my mother wanted me to have nothing to do with guns. No toy guns, not allowed to watch stuff with guns in it. Yadda yadda. Real sheltered from violence and she also didn't let me watch anything scary, but i love horror now. Anyway. Friend's sleepover. Friend tells mom to get Lord of the rings from blockbuster. Friend's mom brings back the ring. Us 5-7 year olds were all fucked up over that.
Funny story, my mother also completely restricted me from guns. Single parent so it was fairly easy, not even toy guns. Now I sell firearms for a living
I was scared of the troll from ernest too! but i love all the ernest shows/movies. SO GOOD!
*Producer walks off set*
*freeze frame*
'Hello darkness my old friend...'
Lol 23 mins in. Lmao are we supposed to think they are all still there? What a seamless cut... No change in quality at all..
Eric, you do great work!!
Geoff is an international treasure. I love him.
Gavin is right.....
In humans, the diving reflex is not induced when limbs are introduced to cold water. Mild bradycardia is caused by subjects holding their breath without submerging the face in water.[8][9] When breathing with the face submerged, the diving response increases proportionally to decreasing water temperature.[7] However, the greatest bradycardia effect is induced when the subject is holding breath with the face wetted.[8] Apnea with nostril and facial cooling are triggers of this reflex.[1][7]
Bradycardia and cardiac output
Bradycardia is the response to facial contact with cold water: the human heart rate slows down ten to twenty-five percent.[7] Seals experience changes that are even more dramatic, going from about 125 beats per minute to as low as 10 on an extended dive.[4][16] During breath-holding, humans also display reduced left ventricular contractility and diminished cardiac output,[8][17] effects that may be more severe during submersion due to hydrostatic pressure.[17]
Slowing the heart rate reduces the cardiac oxygen consumption, and compensates for the hypertension due to vasoconstriction. However, breath-hold time is reduced when the whole body is exposed to cold water as the metabolic rate increases to compensate for accelerated heat loss even when the heart rate is significantly slowed
I scream and yawn too. It's hilarious! XD
Man, Off Topic has really become Geoff's confessional.
jeff please do stand up that vacuum cleaner story had me in stitches
I feel ya treyco. I have had the same thing happen to me...
36:59 "I was her vacuum cleaner"-Jeremy Dooley - 2018 xDDDDD
Dude. Is Geoff alright? I swear I saw into his soul
Lord Waffle no that can’t be. Geoff doesn’t have a soul anymore. He lost it in the divorce. Don’t feel too bad though. I heard Griffon carved it into a nice sculpture.
@@justapoet2794 dude that was savage when did this happen
Dudes been through some shit, quite a bit of it his own fault in one way or another. So I am not surprised its hitting hard right now
I havnt seen that deep into a man since goatse.
I scream when i stretch and yawn to Jeremy! I've been told i sound like Chewbacca when i scream/ yawn xD
Matt screams in anger after the scooters start screaming at him for throwing them out of the parking lot
I’m so amused by Trevor’s expressions
Don’t worry Jeremy I also yell when I stretch it just feels great
I relate to Geoff and Jeremy. I once forgot the name of propellers and called them helicopter blades
Were they boat propellers? Because that would be even funnier.
Beach Eagle is amazing
Weirdly I was in Massachusetts that year for Halloween in Salem... Such a great place to be in and where I wish to live one day.
Sadly, I know what Trevor felt when he spoke about the Barney Song while being constipated
The last two Gavin credits have been real brutal lol
In the Netherlands, Amsterdam, there is an old prison which is now a living place for students, among other things, there are still dark hallways and such, but also normal living quarters. It would be hysterical if you would film an Achievement Haunter there
Geoff cry/laughing is my favorite thing tbh
Wow, I had a REALLY similar experience to Chad when I was a kid, where I flipped a channel and Aliens was on, except it was the earlier scene with the chestburster. I love that movie and horror in general now, but at the time it freaked me out pretty bad...
That same thing Trevor said happens to me too about how for some reason my brain will loop a stupid song in my head when I'm enduring some kind of illness or unwellness
I think it's funny that that one producer guy was so adamant about not using the scooter, even though one of the company founders, the head of AH, and the creative director of AH/founder of slowmoguys are all way above him as far as productions and are all the ones who would be liable for any and all injuries/damages and he'd barely have to deal with any of the issues other than the inconvenience if they damage the production equipment, but they'd be the ones to have it replaced anyway.
The title of this episode is giving me whiplash
1:34 welp he's on camera time for him to get his own show lol
I thought Geoff was talking about dedicating it to himself xD
XD omg that whole water part of this video was amazing idc if the rest of the video is shit or good that by far funny as fuck
Hey Geoff, if you're doing the puzzle becausr you have a bunch of down time you should try models if you haven't already. Warhammer 40k is a great one for variety even if you dont care to play. It is a bit on the more costly side. Super fun though. Love you dude!
So yeah, I've NEVER been a horror movie person. Age didn't matter, parents didn't matter, I saw the trailers on TV and knew it wasn't for me. Then I got older, more mature, and "braver". The Ring came out on VHS (yes, this was during THAT time) and I went over to a friend's to watch it. It creeped me out. It scared me. And then I was fine..... UNTIL I got home and went to bed. My room was RIGHT across the hall from my parents. From my bed I could see their TV (which was, guess what, ONE FROM THE MOVIE) sitting RIGHT IN MY DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP...... yeah, I didn't sleep for a week and I didn't even THINK about watching a horror movie till another friend finally convinced me to watch the Resident Evil series of movies. Which, yes, I know, aren't actual horror movies and are more action than anything else. Baby steps.....
Dude Gavin FREE with the FADDDEEE looking gud
4:43 Geoff turns into Jacksepticeye
Trevor at 50:04 I feel you bro
i really liked king of the hill, i'd always watch it as a kid. since adult swim started at 8pm, and king of the hill played that whole hour it was early enough, and it was nothing like the other shows they aired, family guy/american dad. koth just had such a realistic feel to it, it was very enjoyable, Definitely gotta buy all 13 seasons on dvd and watch the whole show at some point
My opinion stands, any off topic with Geoff is funnier! I love his stories!
Jeremy, I'm glad I'm not the only one who yells/groans when stretching and yawning
9:15 I think Gavin is thinking of Mammalian Diving Reflex, and it might be observable with a quick splash, but it's better observed with dipping your face in water for several seconds.
Geoff you should watch Gary and his demons I feel like you would love that show
Season 13 of its always sunny in Philadelphia is out soon
when i was a little kid i really wanted to watch horror movies and all my mom had to do was say "remember that scene in star wars where the old guy cuts off the aliens arm with the blue sword? horror movies are 2 hours of that" (i was a little kid i didnt know that was obi wan kenobi and a fucking lightsaber) and i was immediately disinterested in horror movies.
Geoff's beard looks so much better this time than the one he had years ago. Idk why
O.O i live on the coast in FL,i will forever call them beach eagles xD
I've actually heard about there being some sort of reaction in the brain to water on the face before lol