Best Of The Rooster Teeth Podcast
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- The First of the best of the RT Podcast videos.
0:00 - Construction Conspiracy
5:01 - My Mom's Dog is dead.... actually no.
7:37 - Direct and Non-Stop/Giant Ceramic Frogs
10:00 - How Many Fingers?
11:38 - 2 things I dont like about Toblerone
17:48 - What Company has the most storage?
18:10 - How many bones are in your ed?
23:18 - Dan is a fucking idiot!
28:31 - It Shuts Off
29:57 - You Don't stick a stick inside another stick!
34:29 - Hand stuck in Beer Bottle
36:58 - Iris Jones
39:51 - TV Hole in the Wall
44:17 - Dolphin Selfies/ TV Hole 2
50:42 - 2 Horrible Scenarios
54:28 - SHUT UP IN THERE!!!
56:59 - Chris Cooks Fish
59:32 - Candyfloss Cologne
Timestamps by - SonicspeedLuke
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Some Timestamps for you all!
0:00 - Construction Conspiracy
5:01 - My Mom's Dog is dead.... actually no.
7:37 - Direct and Non-Stop/Giant Ceramic Frogs
10:00 - How Many Fingers?
11:38 - 2 things I dont like about Toblerone
17:48 - What Company has the most storage?
18:10 - How many bones are in your ed?
23:18 - Dan is a fucking idiot!
28:31 - It Shuts Off
29:57 - You Don't stick a stick inside another stick!
34:29 - Hand stuck in Beer Bottle
36:58 - Iris Jones
39:51 - TV Hole in the Wall
44:17 - Dolphin Selfies/ TV Hole 2
50:42 - 2 Horrible Scenarios
54:28 - SHUT UP IN THERE!!!
56:59 - Chris Cooks Fish
59:32 - Candyfloss Cologne
Can't wait for the next compilation.
Thx
you are a good man
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@Phoenix Edits add it to the description please!
Why. The video is already timestamped. This was pointless
No, it's timestamped because they decided to take the time too.
"I don't like Toblerone..." I think this is my favorite Burnie moment
Right after gus spends $110 on a huge one lol burnie is the best chaotic neutral
That damn airport door rant cracks me up every time
It’s so annoying cause what Bernie is saying makes sense Gavin is just dumb lol
Last year I visited austin for the first time, first thing I saw while walking out of the airport was the set of boxed off doors that Burnie was talking about. It was like seeing the statue of Liberty😂😂
@@dillonschreiber2389 They both made sense and had a point, but they were narrowly dodging the point where they both meet
Gavin’s is about fixed amount, Burnie is arguing consistency.
That settles the argument.
Andrew Gan Gavin just doesn’t understand bunnies point at all
I miss Burnie on the podcast, love that guy
There's a new podcast called-Rooster Teeth podcast stuck at home with Geoff Gus Gavin and Burnie for first members
What happened?
@@alaskanspartan89 He had a kid, couldn't keep doing it
@@SpikeSeagull good to know
What are you talking about? The RT podcast ended after he left. What are you referring to?
This HAD to start off with the great Construction argument XD
Tell me you agree with Gavin otherwise we are about to have our own construction arguement
Btw Burnie is right about the sliding doors. Some sliding doors broke at my work & someone fixed it in like 30 minutes the same day. He’s right it’s bullshit 😂😂
@@callummccarney7820 They're both correct
Callum McCarney
Gavin’s arguing that Burnie always sees construction at Austin Airport because it’s the most frequent place Burnie visits, so of course he sees it the most there.
Burnie is saying he will 100% of the time he sees construction at Austin airport, no matter when he goes. He doesn’t see construction at all in other places, even if he visits them frequently. If they’re good at maintenance, you should be able to go to the Austin airport and not see construction sometimes. Burnie says that scenario never happens.
Gavin’s arguing fixed amount, Burnie is arguing consistency.
Even though Gavin is saying anything false in the argument, he is clearly wrong because he is trying to argue Burnie’s point which is totally reasonable
Gavin: How many bones are in the skull?
Burnie commits mental breakdown
i always loved how they fought over two different wrong answers lol
@@irishkid9797 It's 22 isn't it?
@@tomblakemoremusic yes there are 22 bones in the skull
I thought Burnie was gonna start crying 🤣
How many are there tough? Becuase the skull are actually several later welded together, do they count as one?
*Full transcript of Chris' fish recipe, uninterrupted:*
"You just get some fish that are raw. You just buy a fish, it doesn't matter what kind. And then, I just, you know, I put it in a... what I do for cooking, is, whatever I'm cooking, I just put, like, dressing on it, like salad dressing. Whatever dressing I have. It's whatever dressing I have, I just - it's like I'm cooking fish or whatever it is - I'll just put dressing on it, and then I'm like cook it, I'm like oh it's got... it tastes like balsamic vinegar. Because, it's like, all these flavours mix together into one sauce."
Holy fuck. This made my fucking day
This quote is unbelievable. But it's recorded.
I love how barb is always just sitting back watching the chaos unfold
Barb is the perfect representation of the audience during Gavin and Burnie's bulllshit arguments, losing sanity by the second as the conversation devolves
lol what a creative and polite way of saying doing nothing
@@IconicW4rrior
Yes, added nothing
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
I know, i know but its so sad, to see something so built on gaming woth friends fall to corpo rats
2:09 'There is a fucking door' is the best rt podcast moment ever, never fails to make me burst out laughing.
my sides HURT from the "how many bones are in your head" part
Burnies desperate pleading when gavin goes "why you so obsessed with the teeth"
That toblerone convo was just the highlight of this. Gavin being gavin 😂😂
I always hoped someone would continue these, I was bummed when Hembo stopped making them
@TM Delacrush His "RT Podcast Moments" series in specific is what I think he's referring to.
this aged poorly
@@chrisjones5411 both sides are at fault in that incident.
@@jeshonloonskin4176 How was Ky at fault whatsoever? Sure, she stole a few snacks, but I GUARANTEE they weren’t worth more than $5. $100 says if Geoff told a similar story Hembo wouldn’t even blink.
@@booyahhayoob no you numpty, not Ky, Hembo and the Toxic community.
(28:33) You added "It shuts off..." thank you so much. That is literally one of our favorite moments. We were on the public bus on our way to college and that segment of the podcast starts playing and we could not stop laughing. We were full on belly laughing on a public bus. Looked like a crazy person but don't care, still worth it.
“‘Letmusicring’ asked… ‘what does your computer do?’”😂😂😂
Thank you for including the "cha cha cha" frogs, I completely forgot about them! It's so funny to imagine Gus and Burnie on planes together playing the air maracas when flight crews switch.
That Toblerone conversation is such a classic. I dont think I've ever seen such a powerful twist in the final act of anything, much less a conversation about chocolate bars.
The discussion of Dan vs food is still one of the greatest moments of RT history
Put it down, put the dog down! It’s melting!
I don’t like Toblerone hahahahahha
It'd be hard to put a dog down, it would not be hard to put that dog down
God I must have watched that TV argument probably 10 times and still don't understand it any better
I think I finally got it this time, with it all edited together. I THINK I understand.
I just wanna say this was put together really well. Good job would love to see a vol. 2 considering I don’t actually watch the rt podcast this was nice to see a kinda highlights / best of vid
I can say with confidence before watching that I've seen all of these clips before. Is that gonna stop me watching them all again in a brand new order? absolutely not. see you in an hour
The "shuts off" back and forth might be the funniest and most relatable discussion they've had on this podcast.
39:52 oh god the rear projection TV argument. This is one of my fondest memories of the classic Burnie vs Gavin argument.
I miss Burnie....It will never be the same without him.
RIP
Nah. He was ALWAYS convinced he was right, and couldn’t even imagine if he was “off base”.
Boy, have I got news for you. Morning Somewhere Podcast.
This just shows how much I need a best of burnie 2 miss him on the podcast
I've listened to the Toblerone saga so many times and it just doesn't get old
The Podcast is one of the best things to watch just to get some dumb stories and the best laughs.
Here is the RT Podcast 1 Gus is mad with something 2 Burnie gets angry 3 Gavin says something dumb ( I understand his points though) 4 Burnie and gav get in a argument 5 Barbra makes a pun 6 THE END 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍
Oh thank god I really needed an chunk of RT podcast done recently.
So, wait, what does Burnie's computer do?
It just Shuts Off.
Think I already watched all of these clips before. But you gave me an excuse to watch them again, thanks!
I still maintain that Gavin is right about the whole airport construction thing.
It’s two different arguments like most of their arguments. Neither are wrong they are just talking about different things.
I agree with him too, he just doesn't explain himself well.
Gavin is speaking in absolute terms (# of instances of construction at a given airport). Burnie is speaking in relative terms (# of instances of construction / total # of visits to the given airport). Within their own realms, they're both technically "right". However, the fact that I could articulate both of their arguments in 1 sentence, yet they couldn't in several minutes, means that they're both wrong in my book.
I still maintain that Gavin doesn't understand that it's relative and is too fixated on time
again all of you are wrong. Gavin is simply a dumbo and, as someone above mentioned, made a different argument. It's not that Burnie *sees* it every time, it's that he goes there frequently and *they still haven't done anything about it*
“How many fingers do humans have” and “how many fingers do cats have” are still two of of the top autocompletes lol
The next podcast compilation needs to have at least 5 of the hundreds of times gav has lost his beer, I just don't understand how it's always his beer that foams up after half an hour and messes up everything
Man I miss Joel in RT
9:14 I FORGOT about the "Cha Cha Cha!" frogs, oh my god, bless this compilation
Thanks for making these Phoenix.
No other podcast makes me laugh, I'm not one who laugh out in solitude. But this always crack me up so hard, and i'll go all giddy when it's been a while.
I rewatch all of these from time to time. Thank you so much for compiling these in a single video :D
The little back and forth between Gavin and Burnie in "How many bones are in your head" sound like Church talking to Caboose to me.
Oh my god, thank you for putting this video together and hunting all these down, I'm actually crying with laughter oh man
THIS WAS RELEASED ON MY BDAY DURING THE PANDEMIC WTFF THANK YOOOUUUUUU
Burnie’s dead person noise gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! It’s so fucking funny!
I miss Burnie. Thank you for compiling these clips. :D
Loving these Best Of videos! You're amazing! Keep'em coming :)
Honestly, great edit. I've forgotten some of the absolutely legendary podcast moments
This is one of my favorites of your "best of" but definitely seems like a lot of work so thanks
Fantastic video, thanks for putting this together
I always hoped you'd do one of these!
Love the videos! Keep up the great work
I would definitely dig a part two to this!
Miss everyone here...wish we can all talk again and play games
This is great, please make more of these! Next one needs the “8! 11!” Argument
Starting with the construction debate, good start XD
Starting strong with the best Burnie and Gavin moment on the podcast I see. Lmao honest to God it may be my favorite RTAA moment ever
Now this is the shit I've been waiting for
thanks much love
I love how majority of the best moments are just Gavin’s idiocy confusing everyone
Gavin is still right about the airport construction
How
@@dillonschreiber2389 Okay, I've seen you ask multiple comments so I'll break down his point to you. Burnie complains he sees construction every time he goes to Austin airport. He then notes that when he goes to other airports, there is a lower incidence of him running into similar construction. Gavin notes that his perception is skewed because Burnie visits Austin airport more often than every other airport because he LIVES in Austin. Thus, since he sees Austin airport more often than every other airport, he is exposed to more incidences of construction. Burnie does not understand this point.
Gavin is saying Burnie's sample size is biased, because every time he sees airports, Austin airport is involved. Thus, for every non Austin airport Burnie sees, he sees Austin's twice as much, meaning he will see twice as much construction at Austin than at every other airport combined. While construction happens at all airports, Burnie mistakenly thinks Austin's construction is more prevalent, when really he only has more exposure to the natural amount of construction occurring there.
Mukund Prabakar burnie is saying everytime he goes to Austin he sees construction meaning a percentage of the time. So he sees construction 100% of the time at Austin and say only 50% in LAX
Gavin is wrong. When Burnie catches a flight he sees two airports: Austin and his destination. If Austin airport has the same amount of construction as other airports, then the amount of construction Burnie sees at other airports should average out to be the same as what he sees at Austin. If that average is lower than the amount of construction at Austin, then Burnie is correct and there is more construction at Austin.
@@mukundprabakar780 Why would you assume Burnie is speaking in absolute terms? The fact that he keeps stressing "every time" pretty definitively demonstrates that he's speaking on a relative basis (i.e. # of times seeing construction / total # of visits)
Burnie's construction conspiracy is sooooo true, I live in England and there is construction EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY.
Thank you!
I moved to Austin a few years ago after being a RT fan from the early days, that door Burnie's talking about at the Austin airport? it's still like that.
The very first one has me in tears 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The Toblerone discussion was so funny, cos the end "I don't want Toblerone "
Googled to see what Joel's up to after seeing him in this, just learned he's not with RT anymore :(
WHAT
WHAT
Seems to be because he’s been very insensitive and racist on Twitter. And apparently retweeted a picture or video of a corpse
yeah he’s not a great person on twitter
Damn
I fucking remember where I was when I heard the first argument. I was driving over a bridge trying my hardest to not crash while belly laughing uncontrollably and my inability to see past the tears of laughter. I pulled over as soon as I got over the bridge and just stepped out of the truck hands on my knees in pain from laughing so goddamn hard!
19:44 imagine their mind being blown if they knew that bone is a type of connective tissue lol
Or that blood is connective tissue too 💥
Edit: also that there's eight cranial bones, including the mandible (lower jaw). 21:08
Immpressed by Gavin knowing there's three inner ear bones though.
Best ending lmao
the airport door one is the best lmao bernie just doesnt get what they're trying to say XD
Jessica Vasami watching a kitten and a baby and going "oh no" and panicking is a whole mood.
Whenever Burnie, Gus, and Gavin are talking about something, Barbara just shuts up and takes a nap
Burnie is 100 percent correct and i dont get why the other guys dont get it
If airport A (austin) is having useless construction constantly then he will see it more often, generally speaking.
But since he goes regularly to many other airport's and doesnt see non stop construction then clearly austin has an issue
I will forever miss these days
Burnie has never had to live in Vegas. The orange cone is our state flower. There’s always construction here.
I am always so baffled. Gavin is an incredibly intelligent man with so many niche areas of genius, and yet there are also moments I'm surprised he remembers to breathe.
Burnie's "i don't like Toblerone" is so fucking funny
holy shit that dog story was so sad but I was laughing so hard
Years later Gavin is still right regarding the airport discussion
Nope
Dillon Schreiber great rebuttal
Burnie left a hole man. I know RT still exists but with him gone I feel like it's something I don't recognize.
Burnie is right though. Since my freshman year until senior year, they always did construction in one road just to make a right lane turn right only (no longer can go straight) and a brighter sidewalk. 4 years. My mom and I were furious cause that part always caused traffic and made kids late since there was 3 schools near each other lmao
Gus...me too. But swimming is no problem. Let me know if you find out anything please. Love the arts.👏🏾 #roosterteeth
Maybe RT doesn't go out of business, it just... shuts off.
Hahaha, okay, I'll give you that one
For a guy who was clearly never taught to cook I think Chris’ salad dressing on fish is perfecting fine! It’s just a marinade. Sounds yummy to me.
An english parrot traveling to spain is the most english thing I have ever heard.
burnie needs to come to PA to see the orange and white cones on every square inch
DUDE YEAH, I was wondering if we in Pennsylvania are as blind to other places' construction as Burnie is? Or is Pennsylvania (specifically Pittsburgh, in my case) just very similar to Austin in that Everything Is Under Construction For Years At A Time Always?
TheMardBard I feel like PA is a special case because it's like a widely-known joke that the state flower is a construction sign 😂
People will defend Gavin not being stupid but the whole skull bones convo is such a huge point of just being dumb. He is acting like he isn't wrong when his questions make no sense (considering what he wanted as an answer) and Burnie was answering everything asked and Gav just didn't like the answers.... Even the airport convo. Burnie is saying he goes to all these other airports on a regular basis at least one other airport should be under some construction. Yes he physically goes to austin individually more due to arrival and departing but he goes to other airports (in total) just as much if not more often (due to layovers). This would make a pie chart of austin airport being visited about 40% of the time and other airports 60% (10 % given to others due to layovers). In theory he should see atleast 1 of those other airports under construction once. Its like spinning a wheel every other option is austin. You spin the wheel 10 times yes you will get austin more often but out of those 10 theoretically 5 of those will be a different result.
That consturction debate is on par if not better than the iphone debate, I was just fucking dying at how the nuance of both was going right through the others logic
that toblerone discussion has to be the most infuriating hat gavin has been
Burni yelling made his inner church come out lol
During the ceramic frog story they are describing a Pavlovian response.
Gavin patiently waiting for his turn to talk about his hand being stuck
as an archaeology student the bones in skull conversation is so frustrating. I just want to shush them and thalk them through it quick and easy. it was very funny though
One thing the podcast was missing was a big ass whiteboard to draw shit they were talking about. Specifically when Gavin was going on about the toblerone thing
Angry Burnie is the funniest thing in the world 😂😂😂
alternatively titled: burnie yelling at gavin and calling him an idiot for an hour straight
The construction thing: @the belt parkway on Long Island that’s been under construction since a week after it opened
damn i miss this
how long has nick schwartz worked at RT because i swear to god i can hear that monkey laughing in the background
The top result for how many fingers is now "how many fingers means you're loose" but don't worry, "how many fingers does a person have" is still number 2
Airport construction was a strong and salty starting point