I dont see why jeremy is afraid of shaving his beard while bald all that'll happen is he'll be one step closer to becoming his favourite thing, voltorb
@@marctm7614 i'm willing to bet he's a big fan of fringe rap groups because of linkin park and how much he loves them. stuff like fort minor ect. he probably doesn't listen to current popular rap or know much about the different categories of rap artists.
I like how Micheal is wearing a blue shirt, then you have Jeremy,Alfredo, and Jack wearing grey, and then there is Gavin wearing a red shirt. It’s like red vs blue with a grey zone in between.
PauloTheBeast 17 - I like how there was a bushfire in Western Australia and the ocean was 500km away. Its like RvB but with a green zone in the middle.
Alfredo: "Yes, the fourth word spoken this episode is 'butthole;' deal with it." Jack: "And now I shall pretend to throw up onto my own finger." Gavin and Michael: "Ah, yes, it all makes sense now." Jeremy: "I don't know how I got here. I don't want to be here. Can I at least find out WTF these fools are on about?"
I feel like Michael and Lindsay swapped roles in that relationship. Lindsay will be the crazy dad and Michael's gonna end up being the disapproving mom.
FourLoko isn't an energy drink anymore. That's how it's legal now. The combination of caffeine and alcohol is what was dangerous. Unless I'm wrong I dont think red bull is allowed to ever be marketed with alcohol or packaged together.
MrNoble1997 That's because their babies would be Spartan-level perfect. Joking aside; I find Ryan, his wife, Gav and Meg to all be fabulous people. Who knew Geoff's joke would still be ripped off years later.
Would LOVE to see all the Halo stuff the guys are talking about. I still go back and watch all of their Halo 4 stuff every once in a while; it just never gets old 👌
i totally remember that issue of EGM, i had to have read that article at least a dozen times. I've never been so stoked for a game. the diagrams, descriptions of new weapons and levels. and how to interact with the environment. absolute excellence.
Hearing Jack talk about Elon musk in 2024. Is f****** disturbing, crazy how people can think so highly of someone and then they just drop off so hard, they thought he hit the bottom here. Not even close
I love when they play just vanilla shooter gamemodes against eachother, yeah they might not always be the most entertaining, but i get a good feeling when watching them, almost like a nostalgic feeling
ik I think the vanoss crew tried this with vanoss they would have to drive slow enough and that might result in a communication error, also I'm pretty sure ryan is the type of guy to try and win fair and square
To Michael: To properly watch the Maze Runner movies, you actually HAVE TO read the books, otherwise NOTHING will make sense. I'd say it's the only book-adapted movie series that you have to read the books.
Regarding the seige operators discussion, One i've always wanted to see is an attacker whose gadget allows them to grapple up through floor hatches from the bottom, or even shoot a rope out on a hook to allow the whole team to do it, based on balance. Would add a whole new angle of attack to the game.
The entire light saber talk makes me miss Ryan. He would've clarified that the saber is ionized particles held in shape by an electromagnetic field. Come back Ryan, these fools need you. This podcast needs you.
I know it was done in the past. And I don’t even know if the achievement is in the master chief collection because it was originally in ODST, but I’d love to see the Vidmaster Endure challenge again. It’s one of my favorite classic videos.
Ace Of Spades I was thinking that too! Something like a Kapkan trap, but instead of exploding, it tags them and you can mount them to the upper area of door frames.
They literally had the same Last Jedi chat on the podcast only a few weeks ago. Jack defending it, Jeremy wanting Kylo Ren to be more threatening... pretty bizarre
Luigi Deathstare everytime they talk about Star Wars I wish so much I could fly out to sit on that podcast with them just to call them out and explain shit to them. It bothers me so much that they say the shit they say
Franz082011 Franz082011 “the prequel fights sucked” “The red room scene was amazing” like what? Are you 4? Or an old man who needs a fight to be super slow with terrible choreography to enjoy it?
Also I heard that the fight between Anakin and Obi-wan was practiced so much by Hayden and Ewan that the fight we saw was in real time. Not too sure how true that was, but if it is its pretty amazing. Then again, everyone has their own opinion and the guys on the podcast are entitled to theirs.
parents flying conversation was a trip for me cause my dad was in the air force for 20 years and now works for boeing, so he's been to dozens of more countries than I'll ever be, and he's been the one doing the 17 hours flights in the cockpit
Just a slight peeve - the Speed of Light is dependent upon the medium it is travelling through, meaning that light traveling through the earth differs in speed from light traveling through a vacuum.
it’s funny watching them have the conversation about who they want to meet but I know for a fact if I met anyone from AH I’d probably break down in tears 😂😂😂
For Jack and Alfredo lightsaber question: It’s a magnetic field. I don’t know how they use to be in the old cannon, but now Lightsabers and blasters are plasma. Which is actually makes more sense, magnetic fields can indeed kinda restrain and control plasma I.R.L. The hilt of the saber generates the field to mold and restrain the plasma. It also now makes more sense now how lightsabers can deflect blaster fire.
Fuckin' loved Halo 2 MP. Two of my most fond memories playing online are: 1) Getting an ENTIRE pre-game lobby to repeatedly yell out, "MINE!" 2) During the final days of the OG XBL servers, I got stuck in a game of Assault on Sanctuary where the rest of my team dropped out, so it was just me versus the full other team. I was doing my damnedest to sneak around the map when it was my round for offense. Did a pretty good job of getting around and at least starting the bomb plant almost every time, SOMEHOW. One of the times I was sneaking around nervously, over the proximity chat I could hear a couple of the other guys as they ran above me. "Where is this guy?!" "Man, this guy's good." I am by no means an excellent Halo player, but that did make me feel better about myself for like, a hot minute or two. :B (Obviously I got my ass handed to me, but hey, yay for indirect compliments?)
This one means the most to me Stays here for eternity A ship that always stays the course An anchor for my every choice A rose that shines down from above I signed and sealed these words in blood I heard them once, sung in a song It played again and we sang along
I have the psoriasis dilemma as well! haha so many people ask me about it...ive started to tell people crazy stories how i got "scars" growing up in crazy situations. Makes for a good day.
not going to lie, Michael actually really helped me out at the end of the Podcast. I've been experiencing the same shit with my scalp (right down to dandruff shampoo not working for shit) and have been getting random patches on my legs. Totally just went and bought shampoo with coal tar in it. Who says Achievement Hunter isn't educational?
Jeremy's hair treatment stuff looks like it's working great. Edit: Btw the lightsaber thing you guys talked about was done in a video by Corridor Digital Edit V2: Jack's gadget for siege is basically just the character models for Bandit/Jager/Blitz
so your telling me at the leia being sucked out scene. you had absolutely no problem with the door being open and the atmosphere not blowing out and sucking everybody at the door out with it. Cause that is my biggest problem with TLJ is it completely brakes the physics of its own established universe and not in a small way that only a nerd would notice but in ways that everybody can easily see.
Jack watches Movies with Mikey, his opinion on Star Wars on how Star Wars TLJ is about everyone else in the universe at large, not the conflict at hand, is Mikey's thoughts almost verbatim
I know those Psoriasis feels, Michael.. Mine also started as 'dandruff' and then BAM! first year of college red patches on my arms and legs. AND no one else in my family has it either. Definitely gonna try out the Cutar, thanks for the tip! ^_^
michael talking about not being able to get tattoos because of psoriasis, really made me feel like i relate to him. i want so many tattoos and i get acne all over my forearms that never go away. i should really go see a dermatologist lol
My idea for a 6 Siege op would be a someone with molotovs maybe like 3-4 charges. they would chuck the molotov and it's set the floor on fire for maybe 10-15 secs as entry denial or it would just burn for 6-8 secs and it'll produce a smokescreen but you could just crouch below the smoke to see
2:07:00 Gavs beard is about 2-3 months for me to get that thickness and probably a year to reach Jeremy level and another 4 years to get to Jack level. Honestly I can get a good stubble going after a week but it just stops. Like another 2-3 weeks and its barely grown and is so patchy. Yet I'd probably had like 2-3 hair cuts between then...
"I used to love sitting in game lobbies and trash talking other people for hours on end." "Yeah, it was so great, I loved it.' *5 minutes later* "RB6 is banning "toxic" community members." "Good! Folks like that should burn in Hell!" Yeah, alright
Oh yes, people didn't start hurling slurs over the internet til just a few weeks ago. We didn't hear this over Halo, CoD, Maden, TF2, or even minecraft for years. Everyone was downright pleasant til then. If you closed your eyes, a match of search and destroy and an English tea party with your nan would be indistinguishable, right? Give me a break. And what is the difference? Enlighten me. What is ok to insult and what isn't?
I dont see why jeremy is afraid of shaving his beard while bald all that'll happen is he'll be one step closer to becoming his favourite thing, voltorb
“I rap but don’t listen to rap and wrote a book but don’t read.” - Jeremy Dooley
It's odd that he likes rapping but not rap music. How did he even get into it?
@@marctm7614 i'm willing to bet he's a big fan of fringe rap groups because of linkin park and how much he loves them. stuff like fort minor ect.
he probably doesn't listen to current popular rap or know much about the different categories of rap artists.
JUGS Fair enough.
Now he just needs to make a movie
@@marctm7614 hes also super into Epic rap battles of history
“Four Loco, now with less heart attacks”
Just add a scoop of pre-workout and you'll have the original
Just a heads up for non first members, they filmed next weeks minecraft after this episode and it goes about exactly as well as you'd expect
Also a minor spoiler: it's absolute pure gold from start to finish.
Excitement grows
da_zombi what did they do
Floor Loco
I'll come back to this thread tomorrow with my review, as I did with uno.
I like how Micheal is wearing a blue shirt, then you have Jeremy,Alfredo, and Jack wearing grey, and then there is Gavin wearing a red shirt. It’s like red vs blue with a grey zone in between.
PauloTheBeast 17 - I like how there was a bushfire in Western Australia and the ocean was 500km away. Its like RvB but with a green zone in the middle.
Australia
Green
Hmmm...
Sounds suspicious
WizardOf - Well it ain't purple. We have trees mate.
nah we have dry wood ready to burn 24/7
Very interesting starting conversation 🤔
It really gets you to ponder the big questions...
JovialJollyJames
Yeah, big questions like "Why are we here?"
Alfredo: "Yes, the fourth word spoken this episode is 'butthole;' deal with it."
Jack: "And now I shall pretend to throw up onto my own finger."
Gavin and Michael: "Ah, yes, it all makes sense now."
Jeremy: "I don't know how I got here. I don't want to be here. Can I at least find out WTF these fools are on about?"
With the Four Loko in the glass, it looks like Game of Thrones wildfire
delightful mochas you figured out the sercet lol
I was gonna say slurm
alfredo "you stab it in its ghost eye!"...……..Jeremy "that wont work!"
Hell yes. Michael's back and so is podcast: the movie
John Spears stoked about it💜
"Make sure you check out off-topic 138 to find out how Jeremy got here".
"I GOTTA spend time with ma baby" - Michael being a good dad 2018
I feel like Michael and Lindsay swapped roles in that relationship. Lindsay will be the crazy dad and Michael's gonna end up being the disapproving mom.
When you know Gavin is in the episode by the question in the title
Daniel B you stole this comment from Reddit. Crazy
Edgar Esquivel I’ve been on reddit like twice in my life please do tell me more
Reddit stole this from Dan
Lucas Ng reddit stole this from the title
They start talking about star wars
Me: meh
Skips ahead a bit
Gavin: which one would die first, snap crackle or pop?
Me: wtf?
King Kalevi you dont watch the whole thing? You animal
Why the fuck would you skip Star Wars?
KurasakiBleachigo1 because I don't give a fuck about star wars? Duh.
see, I never fast forward through things I don't know/care about, cuz then I get a chance to know about them!
most of the stuff I know about star wars is because of AH
Here because of Minecraft Candy Land..... I gotta see hot tf they all got so drunk
Ella Kuver same here!🤣
FourLoko isn't an energy drink anymore. That's how it's legal now. The combination of caffeine and alcohol is what was dangerous.
Unless I'm wrong I dont think red bull is allowed to ever be marketed with alcohol or packaged together.
Answer to title *~Pubert*
Fucking Pubert!!!
Joshua V. Harding why would fuck a baby with a mustache?
Please, it will be ~Pubert Adams
Corey Powers lol i love this comment
Aw, I love it when they talk about Meg and Gav.
o0Avalon0o I prefer when they talk about Ryan and Meg's affair in front of Gavin.
MrNoble1997 That's because their babies would be Spartan-level perfect.
Joking aside; I find Ryan, his wife, Gav and Meg to all be fabulous people. Who knew Geoff's joke would still be ripped off years later.
Just by reading the title I could tell Gavin was in it
Four loco looks like what I imagine Slurm looks like.
I feel like it too. I pictured it as neon green whole being opaque
Would LOVE to see all the Halo stuff the guys are talking about. I still go back and watch all of their Halo 4 stuff every once in a while; it just never gets old 👌
BROWNMIST44 the good old days
Ethan Magdaleno some of their best content for sure 👌
i totally remember that issue of EGM, i had to have read that article at least a dozen times. I've never been so stoked for a game. the diagrams, descriptions of new weapons and levels. and how to interact with the environment. absolute excellence.
Hearing Jack talk about Elon musk in 2024. Is f****** disturbing, crazy how people can think so highly of someone and then they just drop off so hard, they thought he hit the bottom here. Not even close
I love when they play just vanilla shooter gamemodes against eachother, yeah they might not always be the most entertaining, but i get a good feeling when watching them, almost like a nostalgic feeling
Jack: Star Wars isn't just about the Skywalkers
Disney: call episode IX Rise of Skywalker
Disney: Calls episode 1-9 the 'Skywalker Saga'
Please do a Ryan wins in Mario kart, that would be the best video ever.
ik I think the vanoss crew tried this with vanoss they would have to drive slow enough and that might result in a communication error, also I'm pretty sure ryan is the type of guy to try and win fair and square
Alaijah Pell well I think he would appreciate it but at the same time be mad on the inside
Just don’t tell him about it.....
Well, RIP that dream
To Michael: To properly watch the Maze Runner movies, you actually HAVE TO read the books, otherwise NOTHING will make sense. I'd say it's the only book-adapted movie series that you have to read the books.
Whistling along to the theme tune is like my favorite part of my week.
Regarding the seige operators discussion, One i've always wanted to see is an attacker whose gadget allows them to grapple up through floor hatches from the bottom, or even shoot a rope out on a hook to allow the whole team to do it, based on balance. Would add a whole new angle of attack to the game.
Albion's Library i said a op with a ladder so you could do that. My friends laughed at me and now its an on going joke
You absolutely called it
21:40
When Jack started, I thought it was going to be like gun safety classes, which I would be all for for all ages.
Jeremy should complete the holy trinity. he raps but doesn't listen to rap, wrote a book but doesn't read. now we need him to make a movie
You know Jeremy has reached full drunk when he starts asking everyone deep personal questions. Same, man. So much same.
The entire light saber talk makes me miss Ryan. He would've clarified that the saber is ionized particles held in shape by an electromagnetic field.
Come back Ryan, these fools need you. This podcast needs you.
I know it was done in the past. And I don’t even know if the achievement is in the master chief collection because it was originally in ODST, but I’d love to see the Vidmaster Endure challenge again. It’s one of my favorite classic videos.
This has been one of my favorite off topics ever. I laughed more here than i thought i would
Oh Four Loko how I miss you....
Clive Tortshwar, Dapperly Dressed Descendant of Gavin Slitty III
Been a fan of off topic since (official) episode one, first time I've ever watched any of it drunk, now I get the hype on a new level.
Just hearing the words Four Loco gave me heartburn and flashbacks
I only have a vague memory of this podcast and I watched it as soon as it came out
That credits part at the end put it all together
Jacks ideas about new operators for siege sound game breaking more than anything but Jeremy’s metal detector idea sounded really cool
Ace Of Spades I was thinking that too! Something like a Kapkan trap, but instead of exploding, it tags them and you can mount them to the upper area of door frames.
Lightsabers that don't stop is a video that recently came out from Corridor Digital if anyone was wondering.
gavin described Darth Bane in Clone Wars
Weik-293
Who was voiced by none other than Mark Hamill!
My nostalgia thanks your guys nostalgia for halo and playing for of it. Lots of love.
I appreciate how grateful Michael is about his life.
This deserves a like just because they opened this episode with 10 or so Four Loko's..... This should be a good episode haha
Them talking about halo 2 and 3 was amazing. I drowned in nostalgia.
When Jeremy grabbed the second can. I died
They literally had the same Last Jedi chat on the podcast only a few weeks ago. Jack defending it, Jeremy wanting Kylo Ren to be more threatening... pretty bizarre
Luigi Deathstare everytime they talk about Star Wars I wish so much I could fly out to sit on that podcast with them just to call them out and explain shit to them. It bothers me so much that they say the shit they say
Franz082011 Franz082011 “the prequel fights sucked”
“The red room scene was amazing” like what? Are you 4? Or an old man who needs a fight to be super slow with terrible choreography to enjoy it?
Also I heard that the fight between Anakin and Obi-wan was practiced so much by Hayden and Ewan that the fight we saw was in real time. Not too sure how true that was, but if it is its pretty amazing. Then again, everyone has their own opinion and the guys on the podcast are entitled to theirs.
This is definitely top 10 episode thanks to Jeremy.
The Mammoth what's 9-1
I would say probably even top 5 for me
By far one of my favorite Off Topics and post Shows of all time 😂😂 Oh Lord!
parents flying conversation was a trip for me cause my dad was in the air force for 20 years and now works for boeing, so he's been to dozens of more countries than I'll ever be, and he's been the one doing the 17 hours flights in the cockpit
MATT DOWNLOADED THIS MAP
That first sentence just made me burst out in laughter
Just a slight peeve - the Speed of Light is dependent upon the medium it is travelling through, meaning that light traveling through the earth differs in speed from light traveling through a vacuum.
Jeremy when I moved back from Australia to Canada we stopped over in Fiji. From what I remember it was really nice.
Finally more than 2 hours again...feels good to be home
I don’t think Off Topic will even open like this one ever again😂😂
Wait, there's an intern named 'Jean Pants'? 2:21:47 Someone really didn't try very hard with their pseudonym...
Jeremy getting excited about Four Lokos speaks to me on an intimate level.
*sees title* Oh sweet gavin's on this one!
it’s funny watching them have the conversation about who they want to meet but I know for a fact if I met anyone from AH I’d probably break down in tears 😂😂😂
For Jack and Alfredo lightsaber question: It’s a magnetic field. I don’t know how they use to be in the old cannon, but now Lightsabers and blasters are plasma. Which is actually makes more sense, magnetic fields can indeed kinda restrain and control plasma I.R.L. The hilt of the saber generates the field to mold and restrain the plasma. It also now makes more sense now how lightsabers can deflect blaster fire.
Michael is good at openings
Fuckin' loved Halo 2 MP. Two of my most fond memories playing online are:
1) Getting an ENTIRE pre-game lobby to repeatedly yell out, "MINE!"
2) During the final days of the OG XBL servers, I got stuck in a game of Assault on Sanctuary where the rest of my team dropped out, so it was just me versus the full other team. I was doing my damnedest to sneak around the map when it was my round for offense. Did a pretty good job of getting around and at least starting the bomb plant almost every time, SOMEHOW. One of the times I was sneaking around nervously, over the proximity chat I could hear a couple of the other guys as they ran above me. "Where is this guy?!" "Man, this guy's good." I am by no means an excellent Halo player, but that did make me feel better about myself for like, a hot minute or two. :B (Obviously I got my ass handed to me, but hey, yay for indirect compliments?)
The person I really wanted to meet was Totalbiscuit........
Jack getting excited when Michael said meundies.🤣 Hes all about that free underwear swag
For Siege characters, could do one with a literal tripwire, if someone walks through they fall over and have to get back up
Yoda acted over the top to test Luke's patience. You find that out when he is speaking to Obi-wan through the force
This one means the most to me
Stays here for eternity
A ship that always stays the course
An anchor for my every choice
A rose that shines down from above
I signed and sealed these words in blood
I heard them once, sung in a song
It played again and we sang along
Who ever loves Zanzibar/Last Resort is awesome, my all time favorite Halo map aside from Blood Gulch and any iteration of it.
I like to guess how we get from the opening comments to the title of the podcast before it happens.
just watching this one first time and on 1:28 my first tought was ,, ou this is gonna hurt " as jeremy pulled out so many 4locos
Just watched a Wreckless Eating Four Loko pong episode before this so this is going to be great.
I have the psoriasis dilemma as well! haha so many people ask me about it...ive started to tell people crazy stories how i got "scars" growing up in crazy situations. Makes for a good day.
not going to lie, Michael actually really helped me out at the end of the Podcast. I've been experiencing the same shit with my scalp (right down to dandruff shampoo not working for shit) and have been getting random patches on my legs. Totally just went and bought shampoo with coal tar in it. Who says Achievement Hunter isn't educational?
I never watch off topic all the way through, but I always check who’s on it
Jeremy's hair treatment stuff looks like it's working great.
Edit: Btw the lightsaber thing you guys talked about was done in a video by Corridor Digital
Edit V2: Jack's gadget for siege is basically just the character models for Bandit/Jager/Blitz
Gavin: “it’s goofy”
Jeremy: “your goofy 😐”
so your telling me at the leia being sucked out scene. you had absolutely no problem with the door being open and the atmosphere not blowing out and sucking everybody at the door out with it. Cause that is my biggest problem with TLJ is it completely brakes the physics of its own established universe and not in a small way that only a nerd would notice but in ways that everybody can easily see.
Jack watches Movies with Mikey, his opinion on Star Wars on how Star Wars TLJ is about everyone else in the universe at large, not the conflict at hand, is Mikey's thoughts almost verbatim
Oh god there’s four Loko on that table
I saw the Four Lokos and felt so happy for them haha
I expected at least one of them to dip the controller into the energy drink.
Gavin describing how his body hair connects is fucking hilarious
I never noticed before, but Alfredo is the soft spoken sensitive one in this boy band.
I like jack talking about how it wasn't a story about the Skywalkers and now the ninth movie is titled "The Rise of Skywalker"
And epsiodes 1-9 are now referred to as the 'Skywalker Saga'
Great start
Glad they used the speed of light in a vacuum to calculate the time it wold take for a sword made of plasma to cut through solid rock.
I know those Psoriasis feels, Michael.. Mine also started as 'dandruff' and then BAM! first year of college red patches on my arms and legs. AND no one else in my family has it either. Definitely gonna try out the Cutar, thanks for the tip! ^_^
michael talking about not being able to get tattoos because of psoriasis, really made me feel like i relate to him. i want so many tattoos and i get acne all over my forearms that never go away. i should really go see a dermatologist lol
i love it when rooster teeth talks science XD
This one started *WILD*
I came back from the Minecraft episode to see how it all happened. All was explained literally immediately.
Toucan Sam, the blue bird with the colourful beak that Gavin thought was the American cocoa puffs mascot is actually the fruit loops mascot
My idea for a 6 Siege op would be a someone with molotovs maybe like 3-4 charges. they would chuck the molotov and it's set the floor on fire for maybe 10-15 secs as entry denial or it would just burn for 6-8 secs and it'll produce a smokescreen but you could just crouch below the smoke to see
I had the same experience watching death cure, didn't know what was happening at all
2:07:00 Gavs beard is about 2-3 months for me to get that thickness and probably a year to reach Jeremy level and another 4 years to get to Jack level. Honestly I can get a good stubble going after a week but it just stops. Like another 2-3 weeks and its barely grown and is so patchy. Yet I'd probably had like 2-3 hair cuts between then...
With a title like that I was expecting a " Hey, Vsauce. Michael here."
"I used to love sitting in game lobbies and trash talking other people for hours on end."
"Yeah, it was so great, I loved it.'
*5 minutes later*
"RB6 is banning "toxic" community members."
"Good! Folks like that should burn in Hell!"
Yeah, alright
a peer into the mind of Jack Pattillo
And the rest of them for agreeing. Except maybe Gavin. He seems like he can't be bothered, as usual.
There's a difference in trash talking and racism. See if you can figure out what that difference is.
Oh yes, people didn't start hurling slurs over the internet til just a few weeks ago. We didn't hear this over Halo, CoD, Maden, TF2, or even minecraft for years. Everyone was downright pleasant til then. If you closed your eyes, a match of search and destroy and an English tea party with your nan would be indistinguishable, right? Give me a break.
And what is the difference? Enlighten me. What is ok to insult and what isn't?
lol and the fact that it's been around for ages makes flinging racial slurs at people okay i got you buddy