We Taze-fisted Each Other - Off Topic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ค. 2024
- The AH Crew and special guest Patricia Sumersett sit down to talk about the taze-fist, new phones, Bowsette, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired September 28, 2018 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (cook.ba/1RxiGhC), Dollar Shave Club (bit.ly/2EfjpqA), and MVMT (bit.ly/2IYkbJi)
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Props to Alfredo for not dropping the pizza while getting tazed.
A man must have priorities.
DatSpecialSome 1 or a firm grasp. lol
Jack - “ What’s the thing with Bowsette?”
Jeremy - “ SHE’S HOT”
:D lol
now he's into Koopa ppl
what time is that?
I love how you can see the immediate dread on Alfredo’s face when Michael says “tase-fist”, like he’s thinking “homie, why would you mention that...”
Just checked Jack's IMDb and he is credited in this off topic as Jack Hammer
*Official Achievement Hunter Porn Names:*
Jack Hammer
Michael Bones
Geoff Slamsey
Jeremy Screwley (AKA Rimmy Timjob)
Ryan Hardwood
Gavin Pre
Twat Bragg
Actually Gavin's porm name is Bob Arnold
Annnnnnnnd Lindsay Tuggy
Gaggin Pre*
Big dick Dooley, enough said
"my one regret of doing my softcore porns in LA"
Jack Pattillo 2018
*Jack Hammer 2018
Alfredo at 16:20 is a new Rainbow six mvp animation
i love how jeremy's pubert adams joke went completely ignored
eli mogan I know!!! Where’s Gavin when you need him
Gavin wasn't there. Still watch the minecraft when Gavin was proven right.
i still remember that minecraft, and im glad Jeremy does to
I hope they make an animated version of this lol. No means no! 1:07:32
what was weird is he was into it and then just shifted just to taze her
Just Zelda hitting on a plate of pasta and getting zapped
Its gonna be a agggaagaggahaah episode
Grim, STAHP!
Why did I read that in Ryans voice?!
Hey its the Voice Actor for Zelda and Ash
Wait what. Are you joking.
God dammit. I made it thirty minutes into this podcast before realizing that Jeremy is wearing Rimmy Tim leis.
Lukee Poo It took me until after the second ad read like an hour in
I'm at 1 hr 11 min...
That roleplay was amazing
*No means NOOOOOOO!!!!*
That camera freakout when Patricia suggested she get tased back. Wow.
1:28:15 BOWSETTE: Starting with the guest and the phone, Jack chimes in 15 seconds later with: "So, what's the deal with Bowsette?" if you wanted to hear them talk about the fan character.
1:06:00 anyone else hear Broadcast screaming "please sign a release!!" over and over?
No :c
I would actually pay money to have the whole AH crew voice a hentia
Can we make that an extra life stretch goal?
I just keep picturing Geoff cackling in the background of every persons audio, no matter what they are saying all you hear is Geoff losing it
I'm in.
That puts a whole new meaning to a "stretch" goal.
Where do you watch extra life is it on rooster teeth
Damn Michael's turning into a dad. Soon hes gonna look like jack and Ryan and they will be the dad triplets
But jack isn't a dad Geoff and Ryan are
@@bassdropheadshot jack counts tho
So sweet that they are doing Chicky-boo October. Let the chaos begin!
Michael's hair is extra floofy today and I can't stop staring
Mynxie Jean full Max mode
"Clash keeps Ash from running in the halls" - (2018 Colorized)
Give Jeremy a mohawk, he's totally Joakim Brodén. (Lead singer of Sabaton) especially with the aviators.
This was an incredible podcast!!! Great length, never felt slow or boring, just perfect! Patricia is awesome! Love that she came back! Hope we see her again soon!! 😄😄😄😄
Definitely an animated adventure needs to be made. So funny
No means no!
No don't stop!
I adore the fact that fredo managed to hold on to the pizza while being tazed
Am Swedish, can confirm that I have indeed _seen_ pizzas with mayonnaise and/or peas on them, but I can also assure that they're absolutely not conventional toppings.
Specific pizza places will sometimes have one or two items on their menu that are a bit... out there for the sake of originality, and these are the exception, not the norm.
I've never heard of it myself! Odd. I agree with the way you ended that, they're exceptions, not the norm, for sure.
I lost it at jack talking about his past job in soft pron
I love you guys. Between Michaels anger, Lil J's drunkenness, Jack losing his shit laugh, Gavin's stupidity and Geoff's great mind you all have kept me going and laughing in this bad spot in my life where i feel alone and deppressed but this group never fails to put a smile on my face. Thank you all for being the amazing people you are
-Tegan
Taze spree lead up at 1:03:00
Families who taze fist together, stay together
1:04:48 They're married! They're parents!! THEM!!!
You keep your hands off innocent and pure Alfredo!
Friendlysociopath No means no!
I love returning to this podcast because when Eric brings oit the pinapple pizza Michael comments that they shouldn't eat on the podcast yet howeverlong later him and Eric make another podcast based around eating food.
Thank you, Eric. I love you.
The Jack and Jeremy tazing scenario is my absolute favorite! I busted out laughing!!!
Aaaaand we're back to not having credits...
Can we get a RT Docs of AH traveling around the world eating McDonald’s
THERE IS A NEW GMOD COMING. FINALLY
Lindsay wearing jean jacket with Sailor Moon patches.... HELLO 90s I missed you
1:41:47 Jack's delivery of the "then she takes off her crown..." joke was exemplary! Also, Patricia Sumersett is probably my favorite guest star of the series, so all in all, great episode!
Dad Michael is officially my new favorite, he goods around and haves fun like normal but every once in a while he goes " Now why would you do that ?" And it makes me so happy.
Alfredo so cool. Great pickup
Really thought that Barbara was on the show for a second
probably a relative
No that's Jeremy 😂
We need Barbara Punkelman back.
The taze bit had me in tears, holy crap man!!
"I heard you like video games"
"No means no!"
*Taze*
This is such a fun episode.
I really enjoyed this one. Patricia please come back soon!
October: Ultimate Chicken Horrorse
Fuckin Fredo-chan 😂
This podcast took a turn that I was not expecting
I love it when you eat on the podcast.
you know who I need on off topic. Cherami leigh.
I mean Sting and Lucy/Sun and Ilia
TTT Taser-fist punishment. I need it.
YES!
Mardon NaLou that’s what they recorded
i need it NOW!
Snowkiller953 ...I know.
Alfredo went from "Well, damn" to "No means NO!!" in a second 😂
This episode is the definition of them talking over each other and not letting zelda talk lolololol
Love the theme for the day!
Those taze-fisting scenes were so good 😂
I’m not the only who stopped and laughed hysterically at the title right
One of the best things is when Lindsay says “I know Jacks ass haven’t seen yugioh..” and Jack says “my eyes haven’t either”
They should have done Genital Jousting for October and called it "Cocktober" :)
my face hurts from the tazing that was amazing
Love how jack looks at alfredo spinning an umbrella.
The bar roleplay, so good.
New extra life stretch goal: Taze Fist Boxing Match
KETCHUP !! :
2 (28 ounce) cans peeled ground tomatoes;
1/2 cup water, divided;
2/3 cup white sugar;
3/4 cup distilled white vinegar;
1 teaspoon onion powder;
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder;
1 3/4 teaspoons salt;
1/8 teaspoon celery salt;
1/8 teaspoon mustard powder;
1/4 teaspoon finely ground black pepper;
1 whole clove
Pour ground tomatoes into slow cooker. Swirl 1/4 cup water in each emptied can and pour into slow cooker. Add sugar, vinegar, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, celery salt, mustard powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and whole clove; whisk to combine.
Cook on high, uncovered, until mixture is reduced by half and very thick, 10 to 12 hours. Stir every hour or so.
Smooth the texture of the ketchup using an immersion blender, about 20 seconds.
Ladle the ketchup into a fine strainer and press mixture with the back of a ladle to strain out any skins and seeds.
Transfer the strained ketchup to a bowl. Cool completely before tasting to adjust salt, black pepper, or cayenne pepper.
Using a slow cooker will make this process way easier. Enjoy ;P
Buying and sending those blast knuckles has become the best idea Ive ever had
Best thing I've heard all day " The internet is telling me I need to be here"
16:58 She looks like a female Casey Neistat. Can not unsee.
Damn I love these!
That lady looks so out of place next to monster truck, she looks like a marketing exec or something 😂
She voices Zelda in "Breath of the Wild" and Ash in "Siege"
And the one who gifted us with moonball-slingshotted-Alfredo.
its fun watching people shock each other :D 1:04:48 thanks to Jonny Troche for posting that timestamp first.
I honestly thought Patricia was going to say something like "How about I play with your Joystick" during the tazing bit.
Tomatoes are the Moses of fruits, tossed away to be folded into a salad.
1:20:30 Michael: “the control center which used to be swipe up from the bottom is now on the X swipe down from the top right”
Me: looks at iPad
Swipes from the top right
“Oh so that’s where they put it in the update”
Rose tyler thanks to your comment, I realised there was an update for my iPad!
Excited to see Watsky in some content. Awesome!
the real basketball video that just happened geoff calls alfredo trevor several times and its funny as hell.
I was there when Geoff and Jack met Chef Mike! I met them at the same time (dressed as Luigi) and played a game of D&D with Mike after. He's just as fun of a person as he seems :D
Eric was really good sport about the whole tazefist thing. Kudos
literally hope u guys never stop playing ultimate chicken horse, like really keep that as a regualr thing its so funny and interesting to watch you guys play that
"NO MEANS NO" caught me off guard. I thought he was gonna say "No Multiplayer"
Though that was Seth Rogen in the thumbnail, but then I realised it was fucking Michael.
conorgray511 if he had the beard like Seth I'd be able to see it
Are you an actual crazy person?
I absolutely see it lmao. Michael could pass as his son in that pic
Nope, just Michael Burns
Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November. Go! Vember. November.
1:07:48 Alfredo "I must protect my virginity"
No, he must protect his games. Remember, women aren't video games
Michael be lookin fine.... That is All 😆😆😆😆😂
Jeremy in the thumbnail lol!
No means NO! That was the best part.
37:57 Jeremy is a lot of people I've met who always referred to me by both my first and last names. From their excuse, it's because I'm one of the very few people they knew whose full name was a total of 2 syllables, as compared to many others whose first names were often 2 or 3 syllables at the least.
I called bs every time, but the fact that my full name together also sounds like an actual name did make me laugh a couple of times.
I know it's not actually what Alfredo said but it was much funnier in my head when he said "NORMIES NO" before he tazed her
Colin Mochrie needs to be a guest at some point.
that would be awesome.
Alex Rolens if that was an extra life goal, I’d be dropping $1337 like crazy
Michael getting tazed is so similar to when Sun got stabbed and also tazed by Ilia. Life imitates art I guess.
Michael got tazed before. I think it was an Extra Life thing.
1:39:15 That’s not Jack Hammer.....that’s THROB THE BUILDER
Not only was the car in the Jesica Nigri shoot Rimmy Tim colors, it was also a Mustang. That is definitely Rimmy Tim / Jeremy's car.
Please, their R34 is called Bedroom Buddies.
Also, legitimately glad that Zeldash is now a repeat guest. Patricia is a great personality in these videos.
Patricia needs to stop by more often
patricia is so wonderful and so patient
Audio podcast checkin in. Had to watch the tasering.
I like the idea of broadcast chime-ins.
You know, now that Jeremy said it I can't unsee him as the Singer of Sabaton