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"BUT LENA, MY *BRAIN IS BAD* "
So is mine
understandable have a nice day
Boy that will be stuck in my head for days
Pepega I SURE DO, LEEEEENA!
*lina*
chop that meat:
slogan is... why beat it when u could just yeet it
Why should you beat when you could just yeet
@@sneakrrr just dont copy please.
@@sophiepedrero1746 I'm just changing your slogan so it sounds better
I would put it's just a fkin knife
🤔
“eggs aren’t cheap, and them fuckers good” 😭😭😭
the eggfucker was easily the best audience participant that day
🥚
Have to come back to this every few years just to hear Mark laugh hysterically at the line:”My THIS keeps coming back!”
i hate when my this comes back
@@worthlesspieceofjunk2 Lol
I have to watch it every few weeks I love this video
Lol me too but a few times a year
Same... lol
“My *T* *H* *I* *S* keeps coming back!”
Kick it
Drop Em Chop Em Robots
*Psssst* .....
I like ur pfp, super cute
F0XY5O1 ! Which of us
@@coler4084
Sparklecat16
I love 4 am youtube watching sessions ft. shaking and crying with laughter
Same here, just 9 months later
10 months later, also 4 am lmao
SAME OMG MY FAMILY IS GOING TO WAKE UP ANY MINUTE
ME TOO
1 year later, 4:00 am. 😂
Ah yes, Jackbox.
A game where if you aren't playing with either immature or horrible, horrible people, you're not having fun.
A truly great game.
Just like cards against humanity!
whenever my friends and I play, half of the responses are suicide jokes
@@universeplays6952 *IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM*
@@loganatori6117 I am quite public about my history with depression and suicide; I tried to kill myself twice. I use the humor as a coping mechanism, and I am being treated. I am aware I have a problem lol.
@@universeplays6952 it was a joke about the video lmao
“The gland sensation that’s sweeping the nation” needs more attention, that’s fucking genius
Thank you! I thought I was the only one appreciating that gem
"unfuckemup"
Me- *WHEEZE*
Now we need to do it to James Charles
Sleepy Dream its like 3:30 in the morning. I CANT wheeze. And my headphones died. Im literally crying so i dont laugh-
It was so weird to hear mark say my name and tell me I would get collectively smacked
As a fellow insane person, could you explain why I'm here again three months later?
Princeofspeed Z markiplier videos soothe the soul. Also TH-cam set us up
um, he was talking to me but ok
@@kallieslays did anyone say he wasn't? No, so what's the point of you saying this?
@@kallieslays oh wow people have the same name as you...it's almost like there's over 7.5 billion people on earth!
Mark: "Only those of the ages 7 and below are allowed"
Mark, literally half a second later: "Let's buckle the *fuckle* up."
of the Mental age lol
"Buckle the fuckle up" is one of the greatest things ever said.
Mental age.
"Buckle the fuckle up!"
Not even a minute in, and we already giggly. This is gonna be great.
I love how the audience slowly lowers after the Milking Grandma prompt 😂
Yeah lol😂
The tagline for the auto succer should have been, “let it succ, and give less of a fucc!”
milking-slurping granny it just dropped XD
Omfg that is hilarious
No one thought of a "nursing home" 😂🙈
Should've called it The Guillo-peen
Bee
I was gonna like but you’re at 69 so I wound ruin it
Exactly!
They should of also said it gets the royal treatment
yes i was thinking the exact same thing!
keep that schlong not so long
“Is That a bottle of piss?”...oh Mark ...2020 it had a door for 3 opportunities...
Is that a [REDACTED] reference???
I literally read this as soon as Mark said it
"It's getting harder to find good wood"
Solution: Deforestation
Me, a hard-core environmentalist: *laughing hysterically*
Mark’s face makes it even better 😂
Momiplier- "wow i wonder what my wonderful son has posted today!"
*watches this*
Momiplier- what have i created
God dammit why couldnt he have just become a damn engineer!!
@Dat One Guy oh god again!!!
You know Momiplier is proud of her son!
I'd be laughing just because Marks laugh is so contagious
@@boney2982 otherwise he would be treated as a normal person
I mean his brother draws furries.
mark: "only mental age with 7 and below"
*me having a flashback of mark did a test and had mental age of 7 as result
It's almost like that's what he was talking about.
RIP Mark mental age 0-7
@@frallbobroggins4005 It didn't die. It's just like a vampire now. It never ages and drags hundred of people down with it
Which video?
@@thatonenon-uniqueindividual v=snBTH2bIme8
Toby for the 1,000X time: "But Lena, my brain is baaad!"
Everyone: " *SHUT UP!* "
Toby: "Okay, I'm happy to shut up!"
“Wait, It’s all dick jokes?”
“Always has been.”
Dear TH-cam,
*PLEASE DON’T BAN MARK BECAUSE OF THIS*
340 likes your welcome, without me you wouldn't have 340 likes!
First comment, your welcome, without me you wouldn't have a comment on your comment!
@@fellowbrit6328 weird flex but ok.
THE MARK LOBBY IS WORKING HARD
They didn't ban him for don't get caught 2
I was 666th like
*_PUT ON A BIG SMILE WHILE YOU THRUST FOR A WHILE_*
*W H E E Z E*
Only if that's how it worked
In I jizz and out u wiz
WhAt?!? i'M cOnFuSeD!!!
: )
"The Gland sensation that's sweeping the nation." Give this man an award.
“Eggs aren’t cheap, and them fuckers good!” will absolutely be stuck in my head for days.
Jackbox: *"I hate having to MILK GRANDMA in the morning"*
TH-cam: Up next, Granny Simulator, Markiplier
I love how when mark looks at something he's dissatisfied with, he puts on his best grumpy face, but as soon as he sees the drawing the grumpy face fades and he just breaks down into laughter
me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There actually is a game called granny simulator where babies have to kill granny
@@AmanSingh-jq6od Yeah that’s what they were referring to
What if the sequel to heist is milking Granny Mark
Ah, memories. My favourite win I ever had in this game was for the prompt "I hate having to pay for_____!" I chose airplane tickets and my product was called Pangea. My slogan was "C'mon, Earth, make it happen."
That's actually really clever XD
THIS IS GENIUS
This is hilarious! XD
@@deuceydee3506 that's very clevee
Bro I love that!
"My cat won't stop SMOKING!"
Introducing: The Nic-cat-tine Patch©!
A lot of this can be summed up by Mark repeatedly saying "oh no" and then inexplicably laughing uncontrollably, to the point you start laughing with him. The jokes have actually gotten less funny, and some are so bad you really shouldn't laugh, but you do anyway.
This might be one of the best videos Mark has ever uploaded.
14:32
"Oh BoY, ThAt'lL bE sTuCk In My HeAd FoR dAyS!"
I bet that plug will...
As soon as I read this I scrolled back up to the video to see Peen Plug at 9:08
"Markiplier laughs at stupid sh!t for 40 mintues"
So a normal video?
Anonymous Gamer oh god
Yeah
I'm the 300th like. You're welcome, without me you'd only have 299.
You know it.
@Anonymous Gamer
I have seen I Am Bread.
Poor Mark,and that controller
29:52 Wherever I Fuck Eggs is, I hope they're thriving.
21:31 when mark scares the npc so bad the break the 4th wall
Markiplier: shut up!
Toby: ok im happy to shut up!
Markiplier laughs like do
Iaughed too
Brenda Chyanne Neugent omg just started looking at this comment when it happened
@@Beanjello22 same, I ran to the comments, too! 😂
I love laughing like do
How did it do that
21:30
Mark: Shut up.
Toby: Oh okay I'm happy to shut up...
Mark: (laughs)
What just happened
Is that real???
How did that happen😂
Steven Siv WAIT NOW HOW DID THAT EVEN WORK
Was just about to post this when I saw you already mentioned it! So thumbs up to you! :)
21:31 was that voice recognition, or did mark press a button? if it's the former, that's mighty impressive
games need to just implement hidden voice activated things, that would be so funny
Button
There's a button for skipping dialog
21:33
mark: truly amazed that the narrator answered his command
"*put on a big smile as you thrust for awhile*"
I could NOT stop laughing
Me too
The Noise it made as it came onto the Screen makes it 100x better XD
I just wanna be 6 inches taller
Me:finally something normal
*STRECH TORTURE*
Me:oh wait never mind
the tagline shoulda been:no pain no gain
T H E A N S W E R S T O M Y P R A I R S
prairs? did u mean prayers? or, what?
@@jonathanfreeman5398 no I think he meant prairs
ophiucus 12333 what is a “prair”
*"YOU CREATED A PROBLEM!"*
Me: That's what humans do!
When you postpone studying to the last day
"YOU CREATED A PROBLEM"
@@loganstewart3369Literally what I’m doing right now as I watch this video instead of studying for finals lmao
Foreal
27:44 it looks like he's reaching into the diaper and it makes it so much better lmaoooo
"But more importantly, this room is packed with-"
"Shut up!"
"Okay, I'm happy to shut up!"
LMFAO!
ikr. Its funny how the robot said "im happy to shut up!" After mark said that.
I think this game is hooked up to the microphone. Which is hilarious
@@cheshire2348 Well that explains it! 😂
Mike Hermenet wow thank you for explaining the joke that I totally did not understand until you explained it. You get a smart reward.
whats the timestamp for that?
"I don't know why I keep jumping up onto my stool, I guess I just instinctively want to be taller."
-Mark 2018
My senior quote is here
It's also him adjusting but meh.
Also, I wonder what happened to his standing desk. XD
mark's fear of being called short is so fucking hilarious.
I'm here after the deletion of [REDACTED]. Memento mori guys.
Memento mori
ah a [Redacted] fan. Momento Mori Friend.
@@keyarthieus216 memento mori.
hold on, a *mcyt* fan? AND A [REDACTED] FAN?
Memento mori.
Memento mori
I love how when mark looks at something he's dissatisfied with, he puts on his best grumpy face, but as soon as he sees the drawing the grumpy face fades and he just breaks down into laughter
How tf did this get m o n i t i z e d
The world may never k n o w
Tiktok was happy to do it
**m o n e t i z e d*
Too busy laughing.
LOL!
Narrator: *Rambling*
Mark: "Shut up!"
Narrator: "Okay I'm happy to shut up."
1:01 the doctor to my parents after I was born
And (i suck at English) you created a problem!
@@mrpopcorn7127 PLS voila is a French word 😭😭
Mark: "Shut up!!"
Game: *actually shuts up* 21:32
LOL
I thought that thing had a real mic thing but then I figired it out that's very funny
Ok I'm happy to shut up
13:24 -
"I need a place just for my shoes!"
Mark: This seems like a normal enough
*product name*
Mark: PFFTTT
I'm suprized noone used the tag modern problems require modern solutions
hello there designer that made me almost shit myself xd
I laughed soo hard it was so perfect! XD
That’s a doozy
Holy crap, 'buckle the fuckle up.' I'ma use that now
"Shut up!"
"Okay I'm happy to shut up!"
In tears jesus christ
21:32 Mark: Shut up!
The dude who's announcing: Okay! I'm happy to shut up!
Mark just dies
Edit: Thanks for the likes y'all
Oh he's not the only fucking one mate xD
I died too 😂 it was perfect
I saw that live in the stream it was funnier live
@@waffles5742 Oh I bet it was :D
His name is Toby
This is the most non click bait title I have ever seen
The title is the first non click bait iver ever seen from the first day I was born
You are incorrect this is BIG click bait the title says 40 minutes but the video is 39
Markiplier is less a TH-camr and more a business
@@imdesperate0236 you rite
Yeah lol
Did anyone else not know it was possible to sneeze pizza through your nose before this
Ow, are you okay?
@@sugarnspike613 no
The milking grandma problem should have been solved with a "mommy milker"
dirk?
One could say it’s a mommy’s mommy milker
@@JonoPee669 You're so right lmao
21:33 This needs to be in one of those perfectly timed streamer moments compilations.
I think it's because he skipped it
@@abstractassassin8767 it's still perfectly timed
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omg lol
I have a problem:
I keep crapping my pants!
Solution: Wear brown pants and carry air freshener.
Tagline: Camouflage
Deadpool would be proud at the brown pants idea, cuz he invented it.
Shh
Deadpool:”See he gets it, he wore the brown pants”
6:29 Who else instantly thought of the Unus Annus episode where they made stuff to make them taller.
4:12 i thought that was the bite of 87
I love how the amount of people in the audience just kept getting lower during the MILK GRANDMA segment.
I read that mlk grandma. And people say I don’t have dyslexia. okay sure
Bruh this comment is copied
@@xxlemonkiaxx610 Well, I didn't see any other comments saying this when I posted it.
Which is entirely fair
Understandable lmao
ＭＹ ＢＲＡＩＮ ＩＳ ＢＡＤ
David Kutz and your profile picture matches perfect
I will only be able to remember it if it has a catchy tagline
@@conquerorofworlds5177 well take a look silly
A R E Y O U S U R E ?
Thats a doosie
9:43 I imagine that every time he says that, he is framing his crotch with his hands
lol
my _THIS_
I love seeing Mark laughing so hard he can hardly breathe, I love when people enjoy themselves so much they can hardly speak
Mark: "Shut up!"
Tobi: *OK* *,* *IM* *HAPPY* *TO* *SHUT* *UP*
(21:32 btw)
Hahaha
why the hell is it so perfectly timed though
Oml that was perfect
Greatest fucking timing ever lol
I think that it’s a voice command that makes Tobi say “Ok, I’m happy to shut up.”
"I need a place just for my shoes."
Oh, well that's clean and wholesome.
"Shoes in the Ass"
We're all going to hell.
lol so true
Bro just woke up my whole household laughing at that one
lol
We're gonna go to hell but we'll go laughing
26:48 bro just predicted skibidi toilet
23:44 doing this could cause serious damage to your bladder
for the guillotine one, I would have said "off with your head"
Off with his tip
More like off with it’s head
Brilliant 😂😂👏👏
Off with your dong
Without a dong,life can't be wrong!
The best part of the video is that its still monetized
Edit: shit why would you like this comment guys
Agreed XD
😂😂
Witchcraft
LOOL SOO TRUE!! XD XD
Yep. This must be Mark's special punishment. I bet he regrets posting this
24:18
“Take a look at this!”
*Ad plays*
3:00 i started laughing very hard and almost couldnt stop😂😂😂😂😂
cards against humanity the drawing version
Exept the humans make the coices the ruin humanity
Slaves Versus Humanity
i was gonna like the comment buuuut..... i mean, how could i destroy such a wonderful thing?
K
If u dont answer in 1 hour ur gay
10:36
A better tagline would be, "Cut that meat, before it gets beat"
that tagline if good for no nut november
lmao yup that was me!
69th like
“You cut your meat, and then you yeet!”
Oh my god, if you have the video paused then go to this time stamp, you have the perfect face cam freeze frame LMAO
Edit: notice how one of his hands is down, if you look at it just right, it looks as if he is acting like the "chop that meat" was used on him
14:02 "thats not funny, thats not funny!" said mark, right after having laughed
"We got a packed room of 8"
Me: Wait that's illegal
21:33 was the best part of the video
I like to think it's "Penis attack? Whip that sack back!"
TIMING
“SHUT UP!”
“Ok I’m happy to shut up”
*laughter*
100 million subscribers without videos timestamp?
I'm pretty sure I heard the guy start laughing after he said that...lol
i kept waiting for
"its just a little thing called...
*DEATH.* "
Luna UwO aren’t we all waiting on death
That's a cursed pic mate
Lucas Laster has to do do do a a a a a i'm oa a oa o ill only only o ok o ok only only the oothe app ohas oooooo
@@tristys you okay?
Thiccy UwU r/ihadastroke?
Toby: This room is packed with people...
Mark: SHUTUP
Toby: Ok, I'll shut up
11:49 tfw you realize mark drew Under from GradeAUnderA
I love the videos where Mark laughs himself stupid.This shiz was hilarious. YOU SHOULD DO THIS EVERY WEEK MARK! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so damn hard.
SAME!
I almost passed out, the things people can come up with is so freaking hilarious
I also love watching mark laughing so hard till he cries
SAME!!!!! been laughing till my throat hurts.
I agree only one thing can stop him though
DEMONITIZATION
Glad I got a chance to watch this before it got taken down.
Same😂
I knew this was a reupload! I was like where have I, seen this before
21:32 That is breaking the fourth wall now
Mark: “Only people with a mental age of 7 and below are welcome.”
Me: *Sweats in mental age of 27*
Suree
Leave, 7 years or below buddy😠😠
Funny, where did you get this mental age test?
Because if you are talking about a test on the internet, I can assure you that anyone above the mental age of 27 would realize it’s not credible.
Sweats in Club 27...
@@picklechinazzboi2991 i hope you also know markiplier got that "mental age of 7" off a online test so the argument of both parties are invalid
edit: spelling
21:33 XD it sounded like he actually heard him and broke the 4th wall
Edit: thanks for the likes everyone! I never thought this would get this many @_@
maybe it actually did owo
OwO Nozzle Nozzle it Notice
Illuminati confirmed
That moment was perfect
HHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! XD
Game: “my name is toby and this is my ex wife Lina and together were about to change your life”
Markiplier: “wOw”
TOBYYYYYYY!!!
Mark:
“Is it the kind of help I’m thinking about?”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
To much?... naaaaah I’m fine.
Mark: “Shut up”
Game: “ok”
20:16 it's almost like he started crying from past trauma lmao
21:30 This game knows what we want
OK I'm happy to shut up
WTF???
it to funny af!!!
XDDDD
Play with jack bob and wade
i wish so.
Would Jack be the admin, since it's _Jack_ box?
I'll find my way out.
The jack bob party pack
Yasssssssss
Only if Barbara gets to join in as well.
My hole family is peacefully sleeping and it’s so hard not to burst out laughing.
"Oh BOY! That'll be stuck in my head for DAYS!" That line is gonna be stuck in my head for days
Markiplier: “I’m gonna get BANNED!”
Me: It’s 11 months, And I can still watch this.
[COPPA] "We'll see about that..."
awmehgoddd
1 month later
coppa: yeah this is fine
Still watchable.
Still here lmao
S T I L L here
My favorite part of the video XD 21:30
Mark: shut up
Game: ok i'm happy to shut up
Family Warrior was it suppose to do that? XD
It killed me so dead. The guy sounded so offended and the timing with the button press just timing
All of us, to be honest... If Mark told me to shut up, I would do so happily.
If he told me to do anything, really... Give him my wallet, jump into traffic, slap a bear's balls, whatever.
Family Warrior mine too
“SHUT UP”
“Ooookay, I’m happy to shut up!”
Had me in tEARS
Seeing the ridiculous names come up with a funeral bell in the background and then the catchphrase with the equivalent of the vine boom is hilarious
Mark , you had the Chance to say : " Dickachu , I choose you. " You did not seize the opportunity. I am disappoint.
He said its kid friendly
Lol ya he should have. Also thanks for the like on my reply I'm happy bc I never get any likes
I was just about to say that. Fuc you and you’re joke theft
This needs a Part 2:
Electric Boogaloo
Mark has the most comforting laugh
“Buckle the fuckle up” This is how I’m gonna tell my kids in the future to get there seat belt on