" oh I don't want to socially isolate myself to stop he spread of the coronavirus, but I *do want to be banished from the kingdom for the good of all people* " this is what we're calling it now
No, it was Bob who won with Wade's original hand. 9:23 Wade -> Mark 10:32 Mark -> AI Dusty 10:52 AI Dusty -> Wade 11:34 Wade -> AI Dusty 12:18 AI Dusty -> Mark 15:13 Mark -> Bob
Don't comment anything anyone ever will say or write to you on the internet or in your real life with "mhm", if you don't want to seem like a total douche. Just a lil tip.
This is for Wade. Step 1: boil some heavy cream and sugar, mixing it. Step 2: mix some corn starch with some water Step 3: mix eggs with the corn starch Step 4: temper egg mix with warmed cream Step 5: return all to pan and mix until thicc, mixing constantly Step 6: once thick, add butter and vanilla. Step 7: spread over flattened plastic wrap, covering to prevent a film. Step 8: once cooled, place in cooked pie shell. Step 9: Eat. That's a cream pie. Glad i could help Pro tip: adding Chocolate makes it better.
"goochie goochie goo, right around the scrotum." Our dearest Wade... No one ever knows what your ever talking about, but we love you anyways. yours truley, a confused a slightly concerned fan.
The fact Wade started off by saying "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game" then to automatically get screwed and start singing "Amazing Grace" was comedy gold! 😂 I'm also very concerned for Wade's mental health...
30:44 W: "Bob, you remember the-a, the brawl where i was telling everyone all day that i was getting a henti tattoo instead of saying the word henna?" B: "You mean the B e s t day of my life?.... M: *Giggles* B: "..Yeah, i recall that"
I mean he didn't tell the audience to do it and people are insane of they think mark is kid friendly and I think most of marks fans wouldn't like it if he was kid friendly all the time
What is absolutely hilarious, is in the game Wade had a good feeling about, I kept track of his original hand, and Bob ended up getting it and winning with it. XD
Mark: that one older sibling that knows way more than they should Bob: that one relative who never knows what is happening Wade: that one kid who just started health class and is learning about some stuff and is now asking his older brother (Mark)
Wade: Bob do u remember the brawl where I was telling everyone all day that i was getting an *hentai tattoo* instead of saying the word "henna"? Bob: You mean *the best day of my life* ? ok but this bit killed me lmao
Wade: *makes fun of JP for accidentally saying he was going to do a Bukkake stream Also Wade: *accidentally says he's going to get a hentai tattoo AND do a cream pie stream Goddamn it Wade XD
The first words of this video are spoken by the prophet Bob, “Stupid Wade”. I think we can all take to heart this message and become better people through His words. Praise the Lord for giving us our salvation, Bob.
@@timeabarlow1958 It's his nickname (Sean=John in Irish, Jack is a nickname for John). Mark and Bob are usually also nicknames, so the point still stands.
My sister was watching one of these videos over my shoulder and I was like “Okay that one’s Bob and that one’s Wade” and she was like “both things you can do in a pool, got it” So I’m glad his name is Wade because I think about that all the time All four of their names are verbs What’s up with that
That fixs a couple problems. Food shortages and over population... Noooooo. Do not actually take me serious. I do not support child killing in any way. Just gotta find a way to joke around during quarantine times. It suuuuuuuuucks.
@@thelonelywoodstock674 well shoot. They did get heavily into parodying for a while so I shouldn’t be surprised. But you only get the full context for that episode by reading the og story
31:33 *(talking about creampies)* Bob: _"I'm not gonna do it to you Mark. I just wanna let you know I could have done it to ya- I'm not-"_ Mark: _"Ahh. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Well, you might get your chance."_ Me: _"Uhh..."_
Lixian: *puts an egg on Mark’s face when Mark says about egg on his face* Also Lixian: *refuses to put something on Mark’s face when he talks about cream on his pie* I love him 😂😂
when they play uno it’s just them saying “oh no”, swearing and weird nonsense which is relatable for some odd reason edit: since they literally represent my last 3 brain cells trying to communicate edit 2: stop liking this god damn it
Most of us have probably felt your pain. My crazy neighbor used to bang on her ceiling (our floor) at random times even when we were just sitting in the living room watching tv and our TV wasn't ever turned up. 🙃
@@foggyfrogg my upstairs neighbor stomps and lets their dog bark from 5 am to 1 am. The. Whole. Day. We contacted the office thing for our apartment complex and they ignored our complaints and we called non emergency 911 and they still don’t care. They stomp more. I swear, some people are jerks
Mark : "Look, I'm being demonitized Wade, can you just tone down the dick pick tickling?" Wade : *"KILL THE BABIES!!"* 21:04 for anyone who wonders where
@@erikhaugan any mention of the virus ends up getting videos demonitized. Even for a bit of time Jack's charity stream video was in hot water because it was about the virus.
For some reason I scroll past comments at just the right time and I read this comment as I heard in my headphones at the highest of decibels "KILL THE BABIES"🤣🤣
@@sweetnuthin We could list a couple of swift and practical ways to kill as many babys as possible :D Or go one step further and start a free serial abortion service :D (so by giving them, we'd be giving SAS(s) XD
Why is no one talking about the fantastic moment when Bob just started saying "you" over and over again and then admitted that it sounded like race cars in his head so he couldn't stop?! I could not stop laughing! 18:51
30:47 That happened on Cash Cab. The question was: "An alternative to permanent tattoos, what plant dye, popular in India, is used for temporary body art?" The contestant's like: "I know this. HENTAI!"
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Mark and Bob desperately trying to change the subject:
Wade: *keeps talking about cream pie*
Timestamp?
McLiono509 around 27 mins I think
McLiono509 28:03
You right
Wade is a gift! 😂
Nobody:
Bob
“I’ve got a problem to this solution”
Your name is two letters away from being Joseph Mazzello (Timmy from Jurassic Park)
Joseph Stalin
Pi61 what?
Pi61 yes 👍
@@westiesarebesties7890 Who is that
" oh I don't want to socially isolate myself to stop he spread of the coronavirus, but I *do want to be banished from the kingdom for the good of all people* "
this is what we're calling it now
Khloe G when is that?
Tank 415 32:06
Personally I prefer "I have taken an oath of solitude until such a time that the lands have been cleansed of this plague."
Quarantine is just exiling yourself for 14 days.
It's like the Bad Omen in Minecraft; just stay away from the public to avoid causing mayhem
16:30 If you track Wade's original hand that he had a feeling about, you can actually see that the winning hand was the hand he had originally.
But is there still a card from the starting hand by the end?
Ship of Theseus, meet uno hand of wade.
Sir...ma'am....are you okay?
@@liberationnation3924 the last cards from the original hand to be played were the double blue 9s by Mark.
No, it was Bob who won with Wade's original hand.
9:23 Wade -> Mark
10:32 Mark -> AI Dusty
10:52 AI Dusty -> Wade
11:34 Wade -> AI Dusty
12:18 AI Dusty -> Mark
15:13 Mark -> Bob
@@Sphemusit was the hand that Wade had a feeling about it winning. It just wasn't Wade winning.
Mark: "Are you you googling it?"
Wade: "I'm not, my whole chat just went: No! Please don't!"
I am somehow both extremely glad... and extremely disappointed.
@@kalysian mhm
Don't comment anything anyone ever will say or write to you on the internet or in your real life with "mhm", if you don't want to seem like a total douche. Just a lil tip.
K64A
*lmfao*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*same xd*
I searched it up just now and it actually shown cream pies
Wade: *Asks what creampie is*
TH-cam: Hey listen, you’re going to laugh.
Quick, Wade, change the subject! Mark's *m o n e t i z a t i o n*
Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!!!"
Oh God no
"Everyone lies when they have the chance" Why is no one talking about that perfect quote?
Lapis Lazuli cause
Because people are too busy using that stupid-
X: (insert phrase here)
Y: (insert phrase here)
-format.
A name in the video: "quote"
You:
Edit: thanks for likes!
@Lapis Lazuli are you lieing?
@@easuwraxwell5107 Lying**
Mark: *leaning back on his chair and not looking at the screen while his timer runs out*
My anxiety: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Thank you! Finally someone else understands! Bless u for who you are good human! ❤️
@@GanglesBrokenMask da fak?¿
Given your profile pic I can hardly blame you
@@GanglesBrokenMask tf are you on
Stonks
Mark: I'm gonna get demonitised, can you tone it down.
Wade: *KILL THE BAYBES*
As soon as he said corona he lost monetization lmao
I wanna know this time stamp
@@fish5043
21:07
also cream pie
It has no business being this funny
Classic Wade, the man who manages to dislocate his wrist while doing Jazz Hands.
I read it as Jizz Hands at first and was really confused.
zehbrah Same
Who also somehow doesn't really know what creampie is
I mean, I've dislocated my wrist doing jazz hands before, but I have a connective tissue disorder
@@aarchyss Hamster Gamer141 take a seat right over there.
This is for Wade.
Step 1: boil some heavy cream and sugar, mixing it.
Step 2: mix some corn starch with some water
Step 3: mix eggs with the corn starch
Step 4: temper egg mix with warmed cream
Step 5: return all to pan and mix until thicc, mixing constantly
Step 6: once thick, add butter and vanilla.
Step 7: spread over flattened plastic wrap, covering to prevent a film.
Step 8: once cooled, place in cooked pie shell.
Step 9: Eat. That's a cream pie. Glad i could help
Pro tip: adding Chocolate makes it better.
this is the best answer
Underrated comment😂
The kid friendly version
*winks furiously*
dead killer
The hilarity insues when daytime mum cooking show goes “ fuck I got the wrong creampie”
wade on new years of 2020: i have a feeling this is gonna be a good year guys
ToastWings likes: 69
Me: I want to like this........ but it is illegal
Wade now: THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD YEAR GUYS
What is your version of "good" @ToastWings
God must be playing with Barbara
2020: *to Wade* "Listen... You're gonna laugh..."
Me: Wade has no idea? About what? *watches video*
Wade: “What is a cReAm pIe?”
Mark: “Look it up on stream.”
Me: * immediate fear* oh dear god
Time stamp?
You do realize that when he looks it up he’s only going to get actual pie it’s like bbc lol
Christy V. there's more
I legit thought it was a pie recipe he didn't know. I am dumb 😂
@@clayridlon9098 watch the whole video
The second Wade asked what a cream pie was. Me: “Please tell me he’s joking.” Mark: “Wade you’re 30 years old.” Me: “Oh no, he’s not.”
ikr even kids know what it is
Could have been worse. He could have asked about an Alabama hot pocket.
@@erikhaugan I'm 24 and I didn't know that was. Excuse me while I just drink this bleach.
@A name A name same I was disappointed In my self but now hehe you know what happend
Damn, I want some coconut cream pie right now
Right as Wade screamed "KILL THE BABIES" my nine month old nephew starts crying. He senses the danger of the predator..... no...... the Wadetor
Coincidence? I think not
Damn that baby has a wrinkle brain
The W a d e i n a t o r
🤣🤣
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
“I’ve got a problem to this solution”
-said Bob some years ago in a raging game of Uno
My favorite quote in this whole thing...
Wade: Then what were you doing in my office for two hours?!
Mark: Dude.. *_do I need to explain._*
captain rawr I almost choked on my water cause of it lol. 5:20
NAAOWH
cReAm PiE
Yes, and, oh dear lord please do not explain!
sorry but i dont get it
"goochie goochie goo, right around the scrotum."
Our dearest Wade...
No one ever knows what your ever talking about, but we love you anyways.
yours truley, a confused a slightly concerned fan.
Dont judge a mans words, judge him by his fap ability.
The fact Wade started off by saying "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game" then to automatically get screwed and start singing "Amazing Grace" was comedy gold! 😂
I'm also very concerned for Wade's mental health...
And continuing to get screwed for the rest of the video.
30:44
W: "Bob, you remember the-a, the brawl where i was telling everyone all day that i was getting a henti tattoo instead of saying the word henna?"
B: "You mean the B e s t day of my life?....
M: *Giggles*
B: "..Yeah, i recall that"
Nice pfp. You get 1 singular *like.*
Lmao
You spelled hentai wrong 3 years ago...don't ask me why I know how to spell it right
@@violetrapture3776 hmmmm...
Someone: "Markiplier is kid friendly."
Markiplier: "Pull up google images right now and look up what creampie means."
I mean he didn't tell the audience to do it and people are insane of they think mark is kid friendly and I think most of marks fans wouldn't like it if he was kid friendly all the time
who the HELL thinks mark is kid friendly?
he wouldn't be the mark we know and love if he was kid friendly.
@@lulin2546 lol *you right*
"KILL THE BEYBES"
part of marks charm is the fact that he’s arguably not kid friendly 😂
Mark: **should replace his boom arm**
Mark: *I will never financially recover from this*
Yet he has 5 ovens!
Sammy Watson I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
The man who owns five ovens😂
You right
Sammy Watson what video is that from
Opens video
*"Stupid Wade"*
Well that's how you know it's a true Uno video
Wade: calls Mark ‘Daddy’
Mark: I don’t like that
Bob: calls Mark ‘Daddy’
Mark: doesn’t say anything at all about it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Noone is pretending they aren't playing favorites here lol
Wade goes way too into it and bob just says it normally
Wade: I'm turning in my Mark Google Card.
Me: Yes, Googleplier. Tell us what it means.
Googleplier: *Absolutely not.*
Googleplier: pulls his pants down to reveal a pixel of white and disgustingly asks you; ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
XDD
@@1-2-3-help4 the fact that its 1 pixel is hilarious in its implications
Any other AI: *exists*
Wade: Heh, I've got this.
Barbara: *exists*
Wade: *nervous sweating*
Adrián López more like aggressive anxious screaming lmao
ah yes, the chaotic neutral spice to the Uno gumbo
What is absolutely hilarious, is in the game Wade had a good feeling about, I kept track of his original hand, and Bob ended up getting it and winning with it. XD
28:49 Wade tried to summon Googleplier and Mark just went, "Nope. Do it yourself. Go."
THe amount of times Mark almost missed a turn was anxiety inducing
Yeaaaaa totally x.x almost died every time...
in totaly feel this so much! I screamed like he would hear me "PLAY!!"
Your profile pic tho 👀😂
When they were saying "Mark" in the pirate accent it sounded like when Jacksepticeye says Mark's name. To me and least
I had that same thought
Jack is a pirate confermed
Yar Har Fiddle DeDee, You'll never get the gold from me!
@Urazz Yes
"To me and least"
me and my D&D group call "Social distancing" "Staying out of Melee range."
I love this
You know what... I like this so much you get a sub. Idk just felt like it
That is fuckin epic
Do people who cough and sneeze without covering have reach weapons or does that count as a ranged attack?
D&D!!!!!!!!
Mark: that one older sibling that knows way more than they should
Bob: that one relative who never knows what is happening
Wade: that one kid who just started health class and is learning about some stuff and is now asking his older brother (Mark)
Mark playing with Wade and Bob: *rather calm speaking tone *
Mark playing with Jack and Pokimane : *loud chaotic screaming*
Mark with bob and wade is like, passive chaotic
Yeah if wade isn't playing with Barbara
Being around friends vs. being with a stranger in a nutshell
Bob: *being nice just by playing a 7 and switch his hand with Mark to win*
Me: *still thinking that Ja-Sean (Jack) has yet to win Uno against Mark*
Has YET
Who
Didn’t he win almost every match when they played duo uno for the first time with bob and wade?
"Stupid wade"
**Screams of anguish**
(Time skip)
"Oh! Al!"
Just Cap Mari Kingu Krimsuhn!
•W• ...I have nothing to say
You know it's gonna be a good UNO video when it starts with STUPID WADE
I love how Wade screams like he's being murdered in every Uno video. XD
The CreamPie Stream would go great with The Bonercast
Omg that was a dead memory I had that I am very happy to have resurrected
No, EXACTLY after.
StreamPie
b-b-b-bONERS!!
Technically they introduced 3 Peens in a Pod AS the "resurrection" of the Bonercast. So it's not exactly a memory at this point.
Wade: Bob do u remember the brawl where I was telling everyone all day that i was getting an *hentai tattoo* instead of saying the word "henna"?
Bob: You mean *the best day of my life* ?
ok but this bit killed me lmao
Anyone know if there's a clip of that?
30:46 for those interested
Max Lennon he talks about it more on an earlier podcast episode
I thought he said “D¡€k Tie tattoo” 😆 but the wire in my ear buds is giving out so ...
Im glad im not the only one who started referring to stories as bits
Wade: Honestly, I don't know what a cream pie
Mark: I feel like I failed him as a friend.
"What were you doing in my office for 2 hours?!"
"Do you need me to explain it to you?"
Underrated moment.
OMG I read this as it happened!!🤣🤣🤣
Did mark just openly admit to playing Amorous
@@KrynTheDragonKing that or Cloud Meadow
@@KrynTheDragonKing might have to check that out 👀 LMAO
Yeah. Sounds like either one.
Wade: *makes fun of JP for accidentally saying he was going to do a Bukkake stream
Also Wade: *accidentally says he's going to get a hentai tattoo AND do a cream pie stream
Goddamn it Wade XD
Chicken Noodle Monster to be fair how could JP confuse eating food on stream to being covered in cum
As I read this, Wade did a loud "Godamniiiiiiit"
How Wade knows what bukkake is but somehow doesn't know what a cream pie is is beyond me.
@@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy bukkake udon is a thing
And that's why we all love Wade because....IT'S WADEEEEEE! :P
Everyone else: playing uno normally
Wade: Ive been a bad boy! Skip me again Mark daddy!
When goes straight into talking about creampies
@@hannahlinkous1214 lmao
Phoenix Wright is a good game
When your pfp is the perfect response to what you're quoting... XD
Slap him Mark!
Mark:
“I hit my WHOA everyday”
*shakes his chair with arms wide spread*
You right
26:45
Mark’s “Nooooooo. Stooooop.” now lives in my head rent-free.
Mark and Bob: You are 30 wade, go look it up-
Also them: Ask Molly, she should know-
*what are they implying*
Do you... do you not know what a cream pie is?
@@warmachine1665 I can see ppl searching it up and being like "oh no...oh God...I am NOT hungry"
Oh, she knows...
S H E K N O W S
I can’t like this, it’s at 69
@@Ashyver492 well it's at 94 now...
Mark playing FNAC: “don’t call me daddy” (it was either in FNAC or Mario Maker). Mark playing Uno: “Daddy Mark will skip you!”
Those People Productions don’t forget that entire stream of Oxygen Not Included that was essentially the Great Daddy Debate
@@ArmundJay He's BIG PAPA pump.
i think u meant to say fnaf
Five Nights at Candy's, FNAC, it's a fan game of FNAF.
Shoun Fauxe oh ok
Mark: "Don't worry we were 5 feet away from each other."
Me: "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 6 FEET!!!!!!!"
Wrong again. It's supposed to be 27ft.
No no he was trying to prove that they're not gay
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, they were *standing* 6ft apart
shalev two bro’s
Mark: “yeah, we were five feet apart”
Me: *nodding sagely* ah, so it’s safe and also not gay
2 brooos chillin in a hot tub
@@mariash9197 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
@@mariash9197 five feet apart cause Corona rules
But the splooshs😅
The first words of this video are spoken by the prophet Bob, “Stupid Wade”. I think we can all take to heart this message and become better people through His words. Praise the Lord for giving us our salvation, Bob.
If Wade was called John these three would have the most generic names in the history of youtube trios
THANK YOU, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS!!!!! also don't forget Jack.
@@timeabarlow1958 Sean is still generic.
@@timeabarlow1958 It's his nickname (Sean=John in Irish, Jack is a nickname for John). Mark and Bob are usually also nicknames, so the point still stands.
My sister was watching one of these videos over my shoulder and I was like “Okay that one’s Bob and that one’s Wade” and she was like “both things you can do in a pool, got it”
So I’m glad his name is Wade because I think about that all the time
All four of their names are verbs
What’s up with that
I mean Wade's real name is George so-
Bob: *calls mark daddy*
Mark: says "take it wade! Take it!"
Bob: "I don't like what's going on here"
jealousy is whats going on
Plz only 1 more person like this comment 😂😂
Wade: "I like the way you guys, like, flirt" 😂😂😂
3:45 Wade didn't know but he just saw the future with the OnlyFans
Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...
@@mosesagulies
thats what i said 💀💀
XD
Wade: what were you doing in my office for 2 hours?
Mark: do you need me to explain
Wade: *screams of emotional agony*
I didn't really understand what they were talking about there. Also don't understand the pie reference
@@Miles300s You know? It might be best if you kept it that way.
Kyle Markinson it’s okay buddy. It’s okay.
@@venomquill308 Why is that?
@@Miles300s You know the World needs more people like you, Innocent one. Keep it that way pls
Had this on in the background so I wasn’t really paying attention to it then I just heard wade scream “ KILL THE BABIES “ 😂😂😂
Hes just stating his hobbies
I love how I was doing the same thing and scrolling through the comments and hear '"KILL THE BABIES" once I saw this comment😂😂😂
Wade: "I'm gonna be a politician someday."
Earlier Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!"
Well, at least now we know where he stands on the abortion lobby.
@@Toucanbird That fucking killed me
Wade: I'm gonna be a politician someday
also Wade: what's a cream pie?
He has my vote
That fixs a couple problems. Food shortages and over population...
Noooooo. Do not actually take me serious. I do not support child killing in any way. Just gotta find a way to joke around during quarantine times. It suuuuuuuuucks.
Wade: “I’m a monkey’s paw of sorts”
English class is finally paying off
we shall also understand the words of the highly intellectual
Me, finding out what that is through Reddit:
Yeah... totally paying off now...
Me: I like that tale
Friend: you mean the simpsons episode?
Unless you watch the Simpsons. That’s what my English teacher showed us after we read the story together. That and Spongebob’s “squeaky boots”
@@thelonelywoodstock674 well shoot.
They did get heavily into parodying for a while so I shouldn’t be surprised.
But you only get the full context for that episode by reading the og story
Edit: love the comments guys 🤣
Wade: "what's a cream pie?"
Mark and Bob: *Wade you are 30 years old* laughing in the distance
Ummm...
Well...
You see...
About that...
It' complicated...
**everyone else playing uno normally*
wade: pie equals peepee
LMAOO I WHEEZED SEEING THIS COMMENT 😂😂😂
Yeah, Pewdie-pie
@@Misshowzat Pewdiepeepee
Mark: "Wade I'm gonna get demonetized can you tone it down?"
Wade: "KILL THE BABIES!!!!"
XD
It was a good subject changer
I never realized how much I needed a pocketknife-sized chainsaw in my life until Wade mentioned it.
“I’m using my Mark Google”
You mean you’re asking assistance from Googleplier Wade?? 👀
lol
Mark: “i hit the woah everyday”
You don’t know what’s betrayal until you wait for him to actually hit the woah and he doesn’t-
Well it seems I have cancer now
Im glad he didnt do it
It upset me
31:33 *(talking about creampies)*
Bob: _"I'm not gonna do it to you Mark. I just wanna let you know I could have done it to ya- I'm not-"_
Mark: _"Ahh. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Well, you might get your chance."_
Me: _"Uhh..."_
i thought the same thing lol
when you confuse deadly plus twos for a pie of cream
Oh, so glad I'm not the only one who glitched at that one, lol.
I read that as soon as it was going on
4:23 Mark being inappropriate during a charity stream and Wade learns something new about his office. 27:30 cream that Wade doesn’t know
What did mark do in his office?
Wade: Hey bob remember the day I went around telling everyone I’m getting a hentai tattoo when I meant henna
Bob: you mean the best day of my life?
Where is this quote!
@@jadeallison1973 30:44
Not even 30 seconds in, already demonetized.
21 min later: 'kill the babies'
KILL THE BEYBEES!!!
Mitchell van der Baan are we surprised though
Corona rules!
“wade has no idea”
when did he ever have a clue
The Funny Wonk
Are you a bot
SAYEED Didn’t you *just* say this?
Dam man too much
Bundle Of Fuck
Nope
Never had a clue
21:09
This is just a note for myself in the future.
Gods I love Wade xD
Lixian: *puts an egg on Mark’s face when Mark says about egg on his face*
Also Lixian: *refuses to put something on Mark’s face when he talks about cream on his pie*
I love him 😂😂
*Nope* 🤣
@@gobalbucs you what?
@@wk8637 she was probably referring to nope being the word Lixian put on Marks face.
@@MsRavenNightshadow oh ok
I mean there is cream in their heads in the thumbnail, and it says “Wade has no idea” as the title of the video, all I really got to say here is
Wade: This is gonna be a good game. I have a feeling.
*seconds later*
Wade: *gets +4 twice and +2
EDIT: whoa thank you guys for the 1.7k likes!
Timestamp?
Uno just loves punishing optimism
@@erikhaugan Sorry for not replying asap. Thanks Lazar for the timestamp 👍
Bro Army PH, kinda like what the government's doing to us with the quarantine
@Lazar Pajić 9:24
“Stupid Wade” is probably the best intro ever for a Markiplier video!!!!
19:41 can we appreciate how perfect this deck is? He has a special card for each color and a +4
And then he gets rid of his two 5s and its perfect
@@wk8637 no the blue fives were a self jump in, so they were special as well
when they play uno it’s just them saying “oh no”, swearing and weird nonsense which is relatable for some odd reason
edit: since they literally represent my last 3 brain cells trying to communicate
edit 2: stop liking this god damn it
This is why I love it
cream pie is relatble to you?? I agree with everyth else tho.
Oh hey connor
Sara Is a Deviant would you consider cream pies relatable?
I doubt its relatable for you. You want it to be. But its not. :)
I died when bob went *”I miss blue :(“*
video: glitches while bob says he's punishing wade
dark: ah, muyscarem. glad to see you could make it
Anti: Lightia Slayner and Shiverstorm will also be attending the council meeting
what time was this i didnt see that
@@robertdearborn754 27:37
Muyscream could have worked too
What’s Wade’s dark? A functioning human being?
24:44 to 24:54 is my favorite 10 seconds of Mark ever. Period.
“ *We were five feet away from each other* “
Not only are you corona-free, you’re also not gay.
*Safety is important*
@@BerserkGoblin Nothing’s wrong with being gay. I’m gay. It was a reference to a vine.
@@lokust3659 Oh sorry!!
Two bros chillin in a hot tub
@@BerserkGoblin No worries!!
@@rainnstars_ 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!
"Corona rules!" -Markiplier 2020
Star Lover35 Lmao
He isn't exactly wrong, i mean the thing has everyone staying home nd following time tables.
@@Soul93Taker corna has a gender thank you it's coronamale
@@Soul93Taker true, true
@@mikemjc123animations4 XD
1:20 that "no" was on the same frequency as the sound of my neighbor drilling the wall at 8:20 am
Most of us have probably felt your pain. My crazy neighbor used to bang on her ceiling (our floor) at random times even when we were just sitting in the living room watching tv and our TV wasn't ever turned up. 🙃
@@foggyfrogg my upstairs neighbor stomps and lets their dog bark from 5 am to 1 am. The. Whole. Day. We contacted the office thing for our apartment complex and they ignored our complaints and we called non emergency 911 and they still don’t care. They stomp more. I swear, some people are jerks
@@snethies take drastic measures, make them fear you. If they won’t respect you, make them.
@@snethies like the other guy said, make them fear you
Mark: Cream in my pie, am I right guys?
Lixian editing this: *NOPE*
28:34
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Wade: *WhaT iS a CrEAmPiE*
Milk but from the Bull instead
What IS a creampie??
@@oumkae pie with foamy cream cheese
@@LmfaorozMinecraft 🤮
@@oumkae when a guy comes in a girl. Cream = come, pie = pu55y
13:52 Wade to Mark: "you couldve done other things with your life"
me: wElL hE cOuLdVe bEeN aN eInGeNeER
Gaia Harpaz *sad mark noises from behind*
"Stupid Wade!" "Wade has no idea" can somebody please tell when Wade has EVER had a clue in the world..?
Wade: Remember when I went around telling everyone I was gonna get a hentai tattoo?
Bob: You mean the best day of my life?? Yes, I remember.
Mark and Bob: *casually talking about pickes
Wade: *KILL THE BEYBIES!!!"*
**reads title**
“stupid wade.”
THATS how you know this is about to be a good video lol
I saw a comment right above this... *you copied*
@@spider-mancantsee5875 WAIT DID THIS COMMENT ALREADY EXIST?? deadass didnt know xD
@@Jenna-qp1bf You copied it word for word...
Mark : "Look, I'm being demonitized Wade, can you just tone down the dick pick tickling?"
Wade : *"KILL THE BABIES!!"*
21:04 for anyone who wonders where
12:27 Bob: “I’ve got a problem to this solution”
Oh my. How did I not notice this before? XD
Is that not how you say it..?
Very funny
Edit: oh wait i just realised
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 ive got a solution to this problem
@@kafarczeslaw455 I was making joke
I love how mark redacted the name “corona” but there’s no way this video will get monetized anyway 😂
Wait what do you mean?
@@erikhaugan any mention of the virus ends up getting videos demonitized. Even for a bit of time Jack's charity stream video was in hot water because it was about the virus.
Was probably Lixian, the bruh of all bruh's.
@@lacytaylor1501 why? What does it violate to prevent monetization?
I didn’t hear it, he might have posted a version without it being censored
Markiplier: "Corona rules."
*TH-cam breathes heavily*
TH-cam: "That's racist."
That's not vegan
Naw, TH-cam: What do you call a *Corona* who flies a plane ? Also TH-cam: A PILOT YOU RACIST FRICK.
Corona is a good beer, man.
21:06
Mark: I'm going to be demonetized could you tone it a bit down Wade?
Wade: KILL THE BABYS
3 minutes later: endless talking about creampies 😂
thanks for restating literally what happened in the video
@@sweetnuthin Do you want him dispatched, my lord?
For some reason I scroll past comments at just the right time and I read this comment as I heard in my headphones at the highest of decibels "KILL THE BABIES"🤣🤣
@@sweetnuthin We could list a couple of swift and practical ways to kill as many babys as possible :D
Or go one step further and start a free serial abortion service :D (so by giving them, we'd be giving SAS(s) XD
Why is no one talking about the fantastic moment when Bob just started saying "you" over and over again and then admitted that it sounded like race cars in his head so he couldn't stop?! I could not stop laughing!
18:51
30:47 That happened on Cash Cab.
The question was: "An alternative to permanent tattoos, what plant dye, popular in India, is used for temporary body art?"
The contestant's like: "I know this. HENTAI!"
Wrong kind of taxi.
You have to be joking!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wade: Dick Tickle
Mark: Wade im gonna get demonitized
Wade: im abt to end this man's whole career
😂😂😂😂 dog, I havent heard this meme in a while
I would of loved to see Wade's reaction to figuring out what Creampie means.
Nobody is commenting he talked about porn sites just about the creampie thing?
12:44 That Wade's Face With The Voice Kills Me Everytime
I''m trying to take a sip of my drink and then Wade goes ahead and says "Skip me again,Mark daddy' and now I'm almost crying 🤣 whyy am i like this?
First thing ye hear
"Stupid Wade"
😂😂
poor guy
What's your favorite Markiplier video Timmy?
Timmy: The one where they talk about cream pies for a LOOOOOONG time.
Mark: Throws out thousand dollar computer setups whenever he changes office.
Also Mark: This boom arm... I can't part with this.
(2:11)
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@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ??
@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband ???