WADE HAS NO IDEA... | UNO
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- It's impossible... there's no way that Wade doesn't know what this is. It's literally not possible... THERE IS NO WAY WADE DOES NOT KNOW!!!
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Wade: *Asks what creampie is*
TH-cam: Hey listen, you’re going to laugh.
Quick, Wade, change the subject! Mark's *m o n e t i z a t i o n*
Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!!!"
Oh God no
"Everyone lies when they have the chance" Why is no one talking about that perfect quote?
Lapis Lazuli cause
Because people are too busy using that stupid-
X: (insert phrase here)
Y: (insert phrase here)
-format.
A name in the video: "quote"
You:
Edit: thanks for likes!
@Lapis Lazuli are you lieing?
@@easuwraxwell5107 Lying**
The fact Wade started off by saying "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game" then to automatically get screwed and start singing "Amazing Grace" was comedy gold! 😂
I'm also very concerned for Wade's mental health...
And continuing to get screwed for the rest of the video.
“I’ve got a problem to this solution”
-said Bob some years ago in a raging game of Uno
Me: Wade has no idea? About what? *watches video*
Wade: “What is a cReAm pIe?”
Mark: “Look it up on stream.”
Me: * immediate fear* oh dear god
Time stamp?
You do realize that when he looks it up he’s only going to get actual pie it’s like bbc lol
Christy V. there's more
I legit thought it was a pie recipe he didn't know. I am dumb 😂
@@clayridlon9098 watch the whole video
"goochie goochie goo, right around the scrotum."
Our dearest Wade...
No one ever knows what your ever talking about, but we love you anyways.
yours truley, a confused a slightly concerned fan.
Dont judge a mans words, judge him by his fap ability.
Mark: **should replace his boom arm**
Mark: *I will never financially recover from this*
Yet he has 5 ovens!
Sammy Watson I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
The man who owns five ovens😂
You right
Sammy Watson what video is that from
Mark: *leaning back on his chair and not looking at the screen while his timer runs out*
My anxiety: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Thank you! Finally someone else understands! Bless u for who you are good human! ❤️
@@melaniemelanophile222 da fak?¿
Given your profile pic I can hardly blame you
@@melaniemelanophile222 tf are you on
Stonks
Mark: "Are you you googling it?"
Wade: "I'm not, my whole chat just went: No! Please don't!"
I am somehow both extremely glad... and extremely disappointed.
@@kalysian mhm
Don't comment anything anyone ever will say or write to you on the internet or in your real life with "mhm", if you don't want to seem like a total douche. Just a lil tip.
K64A
*lmfao*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*same xd*
I searched it up just now and it actually shown cream pies
This is for Wade.
Step 1: boil some heavy cream and sugar, mixing it.
Step 2: mix some corn starch with some water
Step 3: mix eggs with the corn starch
Step 4: temper egg mix with warmed cream
Step 5: return all to pan and mix until thicc, mixing constantly
Step 6: once thick, add butter and vanilla.
Step 7: spread over flattened plastic wrap, covering to prevent a film.
Step 8: once cooled, place in cooked pie shell.
Step 9: Eat. That's a cream pie. Glad i could help
Pro tip: adding Chocolate makes it better.
this is the best answer
Underrated comment😂
The kid friendly version
*winks furiously*
dead killer
The hilarity insues when daytime mum cooking show goes “ fuck I got the wrong creampie”
THe amount of times Mark almost missed a turn was anxiety inducing
Yeaaaaa totally x.x almost died every time...
in totaly feel this so much! I screamed like he would hear me "PLAY!!"
Your profile pic tho 👀😂
16:30 If you track Wade's original hand that he had a feeling about, you can actually see that the winning hand was the hand he had originally.
But is there still a card from the starting hand by the end?
Ship of Theseus, meet uno hand of wade.
Sir...ma'am....are you okay?
@@liberationnation3924 the last cards from the original hand to be played were the double blue 9s by Mark.
No, it was Bob who won with Wade's original hand.
9:23 Wade -> Mark
10:32 Mark -> AI Dusty
10:52 AI Dusty -> Wade
11:34 Wade -> AI Dusty
12:18 AI Dusty -> Mark
15:13 Mark -> Bob
@@Sphemusit was the hand that Wade had a feeling about it winning. It just wasn't Wade winning.
Opens video
*"Stupid Wade"*
Well that's how you know it's a true Uno video
so true XD
That's How You Know It's Any Markiplier's Videos
My favorite quote in this whole thing...
Wade: Then what were you doing in my office for two hours?!
Mark: Dude.. *_do I need to explain._*
captain rawr I almost choked on my water cause of it lol. 5:20
NAAOWH
cReAm PiE
Yes, and, oh dear lord please do not explain!
sorry but i dont get it
Right as Wade screamed "KILL THE BABIES" my nine month old nephew starts crying. He senses the danger of the predator..... no...... the Wadetor
Coincidence? I think not
Damn that baby has a wrinkle brain
The W a d e i n a t o r
🤣🤣
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
Someone: "Markiplier is kid friendly."
Markiplier: "Pull up google images right now and look up what creampie means."
I mean he didn't tell the audience to do it and people are insane of they think mark is kid friendly and I think most of marks fans wouldn't like it if he was kid friendly all the time
who the HELL thinks mark is kid friendly?
he wouldn't be the mark we know and love if he was kid friendly.
@@lulin2546 lol *you right*
"KILL THE BEYBES"
part of marks charm is the fact that he’s arguably not kid friendly 😂
The CreamPie Stream would go great with The Bonercast
Omg that was a dead memory I had that I am very happy to have resurrected
No, EXACTLY after.
StreamPie
b-b-b-bONERS!!
Technically they introduced 3 Peens in a Pod AS the "resurrection" of the Bonercast. So it's not exactly a memory at this point.
Wade: I'm turning in my Mark Google Card.
Me: Yes, Googleplier. Tell us what it means.
Googleplier: *Absolutely not.*
Googleplier: pulls his pants down to reveal a pixel of white and disgustingly asks you; ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
XDD
@@1-2-3-help4 the fact that its 1 pixel is hilarious in its implications
“wade has no idea”
when did he ever have a clue
The Funny Wonk
Are you a bot
SAYEED Didn’t you *just* say this?
Dam man too much
Bundle Of Fuck
Nope
Never had a clue
Mark:
“I hit my WHOA everyday”
*shakes his chair with arms wide spread*
You right
Wade: “I’m a monkey’s paw of sorts”
English class is finally paying off
we shall also understand the words of the highly intellectual
Me, finding out what that is through Reddit:
Yeah... totally paying off now...
Me: I like that tale
Friend: you mean the simpsons episode?
Unless you watch the Simpsons. That’s what my English teacher showed us after we read the story together. That and Spongebob’s “squeaky boots”
@@thelonelywoodstock674 well shoot.
They did get heavily into parodying for a while so I shouldn’t be surprised.
But you only get the full context for that episode by reading the og story
Everyone else: playing uno normally
Wade: Ive been a bad boy! Skip me again Mark daddy!
When goes straight into talking about creampies
@@hannahlinkous1214 lmao
Phoenix Wright is a good game
When your pfp is the perfect response to what you're quoting... XD
Slap him Mark!
Mark and Bob: You are 30 wade, go look it up-
Also them: Ask Molly, she should know-
*what are they implying*
Do you... do you not know what a cream pie is?
@@warmachine1665 I can see ppl searching it up and being like "oh no...oh God...I am NOT hungry"
Oh, she knows...
S H E K N O W S
I can’t like this, it’s at 69
@@Ashyver492 well it's at 94 now...
me and my D&D group call "Social distancing" "Staying out of Melee range."
I love this
You know what... I like this so much you get a sub. Idk just felt like it
That is fuckin epic
Do people who cough and sneeze without covering have reach weapons or does that count as a ranged attack?
D&D!!!!!!!!
Wade: what were you doing in my office for 2 hours?
Mark: do you need me to explain
Wade: *screams of emotional agony*
I didn't really understand what they were talking about there. Also don't understand the pie reference
@@Miles300s You know? It might be best if you kept it that way.
Kyle Markinson it’s okay buddy. It’s okay.
@@venomquill308 Why is that?
@@Miles300s You know the World needs more people like you, Innocent one. Keep it that way pls
Mark: "Wade I'm gonna get demonetized can you tone it down?"
Wade: "KILL THE BABIES!!!!"
XD
It was a good subject changer
Had this on in the background so I wasn’t really paying attention to it then I just heard wade scream “ KILL THE BABIES “ 😂😂😂
Hes just stating his hobbies
I love how I was doing the same thing and scrolling through the comments and hear '"KILL THE BABIES" once I saw this comment😂😂😂
Bob: *calls mark daddy*
Mark: says "take it wade! Take it!"
Bob: "I don't like what's going on here"
jealousy is whats going on
Plz only 1 more person like this comment 😂😂
Wade: "I like the way you guys, like, flirt" 😂😂😂
If Wade was called John these three would have the most generic names in the history of youtube trios
THANK YOU, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS!!!!! also don't forget Jack.
@@timeabarlow1958 Sean is still generic.
@@timeabarlow1958 It's his nickname (Sean=John in Irish, Jack is a nickname for John). Mark and Bob are usually also nicknames, so the point still stands.
My sister was watching one of these videos over my shoulder and I was like “Okay that one’s Bob and that one’s Wade” and she was like “both things you can do in a pool, got it”
So I’m glad his name is Wade because I think about that all the time
All four of their names are verbs
What’s up with that
I mean Wade's real name is George so-
“Stupid Wade” is probably the best intro ever for a Markiplier video!!!!
12:44 That Wade's Face With The Voice Kills Me Everytime
The first words of this video are spoken by the prophet Bob, “Stupid Wade”. I think we can all take to heart this message and become better people through His words. Praise the Lord for giving us our salvation, Bob.
Wade: "I'm gonna be a politician someday."
Earlier Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!"
Well, at least now we know where he stands on the abortion lobby.
@@Toucanbird That fucking killed me
Wade: I'm gonna be a politician someday
also Wade: what's a cream pie?
He has my vote
That fixs a couple problems. Food shortages and over population...
Noooooo. Do not actually take me serious. I do not support child killing in any way. Just gotta find a way to joke around during quarantine times. It suuuuuuuuucks.
12:27 Bob: “I’ve got a problem to this solution”
Oh my. How did I not notice this before? XD
Is that not how you say it..?
Very funny
Edit: oh wait i just realised
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 ive got a solution to this problem
@@kafarczeslaw455 I was making joke
Wade: Hey bob remember the day I went around telling everyone I’m getting a hentai tattoo when I meant henna
Bob: you mean the best day of my life?
Where is this quote!
@@jadeallison1973 30:44
when they play uno it’s just them saying “oh no”, swearing and weird nonsense which is relatable for some odd reason
edit: since they literally represent my last 3 brain cells trying to communicate
edit 2: stop liking this god damn it
This is why I love it
cream pie is relatble to you?? I agree with everyth else tho.
Oh hey connor
Sara Is a Deviant would you consider cream pies relatable?
I doubt its relatable for you. You want it to be. But its not. :)
Lixian: *puts an egg on Mark’s face when Mark says about egg on his face*
Also Lixian: *refuses to put something on Mark’s face when he talks about cream on his pie*
I love him 😂😂
*Nope* 🤣
@@gobalbucs you what?
@@wk8637 she was probably referring to nope being the word Lixian put on Marks face.
@@MsRavenNightshadow oh ok
I mean there is cream in their heads in the thumbnail, and it says “Wade has no idea” as the title of the video, all I really got to say here is
31:33 *(talking about creampies)*
Bob: _"I'm not gonna do it to you Mark. I just wanna let you know I could have done it to ya- I'm not-"_
Mark: _"Ahh. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Well, you might get your chance."_
Me: _"Uhh..."_
i thought the same thing lol
when you confuse deadly plus twos for a pie of cream
Oh, so glad I'm not the only one who glitched at that one, lol.
I read that as soon as it was going on
Mark: Throws out thousand dollar computer setups whenever he changes office.
Also Mark: This boom arm... I can't part with this.
(2:11)
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@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ??
@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband ???
I would of loved to see Wade's reaction to figuring out what Creampie means.
Nobody is commenting he talked about porn sites just about the creampie thing?
"Stupid Wade!" "Wade has no idea" can somebody please tell when Wade has EVER had a clue in the world..?
1:20 that "no" was on the same frequency as the sound of my neighbor drilling the wall at 8:20 am
Most of us have probably felt your pain. My crazy neighbor used to bang on her ceiling (our floor) at random times even when we were just sitting in the living room watching tv and our TV wasn't ever turned up. 🙃
@@foggyfrogg my upstairs neighbor stomps and lets their dog bark from 5 am to 1 am. The. Whole. Day. We contacted the office thing for our apartment complex and they ignored our complaints and we called non emergency 911 and they still don’t care. They stomp more. I swear, some people are jerks
@@snethies take drastic measures, make them fear you. If they won’t respect you, make them.
@@snethies like the other guy said, make them fear you
13:52 Wade to Mark: "you couldve done other things with your life"
me: wElL hE cOuLdVe bEeN aN eInGeNeER
Gaia Harpaz *sad mark noises from behind*
12:42 I laughed for like 10 minutes straight
did wade ate super sour candy
Mark : "Look, I'm being demonitized Wade, can you just tone down the dick pick tickling?"
Wade : *"KILL THE BABIES!!"*
21:04 for anyone who wonders where
Wade: Dick Tickle
Mark: Wade im gonna get demonitized
Wade: im abt to end this man's whole career
😂😂😂😂 dog, I havent heard this meme in a while
30:47 That happened on Cash Cab.
The question was: "An alternative to permanent tattoos, what plant dye, popular in India, is used for temporary body art?"
The contestant's like: "I know this. HENTAI!"
Wrong kind of taxi.
You have to be joking!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Nyoom nyooom nyoooom nyoooom"
"No no no no"
"That started out as a bit but turned into race cars driving past in my head"
The BEST Bob line of this video 😂
Markiplier: "Corona rules."
*TH-cam breathes heavily*
TH-cam: "That's racist."
That's not vegan
Naw, TH-cam: What do you call a *Corona* who flies a plane ? Also TH-cam: A PILOT YOU RACIST FRICK.
Corona is a good beer, man.
Mark and Bob: *casually talking about pickes
Wade: *KILL THE BEYBIES!!!"*
21:05
Mark: I’m getting demonetized Wade. Please stop it.
Wade: *KILL THE BABIES!*
Me: A whole bunch of conservatives collectively orgasmed.
Who else read the title as “WADE HAS AN IDEA... OH NO.”
I did
I’m glad I’m not the only one lmao
I hope you don’t pronounce “UNO” as “Oh-No”
I didn't but lmfao
Your welcome for 400 likes
Wade: “This is gonna be a good game, I have a feeling”
-Also Wade: *Instant +4 and +6*
27:49 when Wade said that marks face...oh my god
Mark: I can throw out this 50,000 dollar pc
Also mark: I can’t afford to throw out my10 dollar boom arm
21:10
Wade: "Kill the beybees!"
Anybody else getting GMOD's Prophunt vibes? "Boil Babies, Boil Babies" xD
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
YES
Watermelon baby tea
“LETS GO THIS WAY! LOOKING FOR SOME PROPS!”
Nobody is giving wades “OOOOH AmAzInG GrAcE~~~” enough attention 😂
29:00
Wade be using Googleplier.
5:24
Nothing has ever made me laugh in the way I laughed when I heard Wade's "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Forgive me for being an idiot. But can someone explain this to me?
Oh my God, Mark's Uno Icon looks like he has a Handlebar Moustache 😂
"Goochie goochie gooch, ticklin the gooch, give the gooch a smooch"
-Wade 2020
Wade: "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game..."
Mark: *Smiles evilly then plays a 7*
Bob: +2
AL Doosty: +2
Wade: NOOOOOOOOOO! :<
Mark: tHiS iS gOnNa bE a GoOd gAmE HehEeeHehehEhEhHehEheeEHHehehEHe
When he said pocket size chainsaw it literally took me like 3 minutes to stop laughing
"Sometimes towards the end of the game we deflate because we're all depressed"
Well don't say that. *I'm* the one just watching.
"wade has no idea"
he had an idea once?
How stupid was it?
20:16 this is the point where everyone begins to collectively have a stroke including myself
Notes to self:
28:52 Wade: _"Hey Google, what's a creamp-"_
28:59 Google IRL: *"NO."*
The worst part about the cream pie conversation is that I was eating some Oreos while watching this and I thought about the cream in the middle. I'm not going to eat Oreos while Wade is on the screen anymore
i think you mean the best part.
12:44
Don’t mind me, just bookmarking for important reasons
It takes someone like 2 seconds to piss Mark off
"Wade has no idea..."
Me: "I mean, you're not wrong"
Everytime they say “Mark daddy” I get more uncomfortable 😂
Mark daddy
Would it have been better if it was daddy mark
@@devoidoverlord1836 1
Bob and Wade had me crying laughing! 🤣 😭 He was so slick! 30:15
Wade: *plays 7* 🙂
Bob: _Wade, you know you want some of mine, come on Wade._ 😏😘
Wade: *switches cards with Bob* 👀🙂
Bob: _Well, enjoy that pile of bullsh!t, I played all of the good cards out of it already._ 🤭👍
27:30
are we wanna ignore that glitch or-
is he coming back-
im not ready my guy
Suddenly the thumbnail and title makes sense
Wades profile picture: 😯
Marks profile picture: 😬
Bobs profile picture: 🖕😑🖕
AI Dustys profile picture: 🤖
Wade: “I would like to thank *everyone he says*.”
Me: “Oh ok.”
Wade: “JESUS.”
Me: “Wait what.”
7:07 Wade saying "liar liar pants on fire" just gave me an idea. it's kind of like the Candy Uncle episode of Distractible. instead of telling the kid they can't eat too much candy, you tell them their pants will spontaneously catch fire if they tell a lie, and you custom make their pants with a lightweight pyrotechnical device that will light their pants on fire, and you have a microphone on their pants that listens to what they say so you can tell if they're lying or not and you can light their pants on fire, but it loosens their pants so they fall down before they catch fire. and if a child ever tells a lie their pants will fall and then catch fire, and they'll forever live in fear of telling lies
Teacher: HOMEWORK
Me: UNO REVERSE
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17:16 ;It seems the cards were stacked against Wade...
Also, What's the deal with the glitch in 27:37?
Wade hitting his mic, Lixian's edit.
Darkiplier...?
Anti was visiting
Mark: look I’m getting demonitized wade, can you just tone down the d!ck pick ticking...
Wade: KiLl tHE bABieS!!!!!!
Mark: *very shocked and having audible confusion* that is... that is a change of pace?
(21:05)
I died laughing at that point!
Wade: what were you doing in my office for 2 hours!?
Mark: do you need me to explain that?
Me: I think Mark's brother infected him with the furry virus
Is that what he meant?
This is the real reason I self isolate. So nobody else has to have that happen to them. You know how in Hellsing Ultimate Alucard is a vampire hunter so there doesn't have to be another creature as dark as him, that's my reasoning.
What did he play? Amorous or yiffalicious?
@@flippos Yiffalicious, I remember this being talked about once before a looooong time ago
WHAT is going on?!?! Mark is a furry?! And his brother?
It's almost been two years since Uno. WE NEED MORE OF THIS WONDERFUL THING
18:30 wade is just in the background yelling “heart of the cards”
Nobody:
Mark's mic arm: _EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-_
Wade: *wins*
Mark: "I don't like this game anymore"
"What's a cream pie?"
Somehow, I think Wade is even more innocent than JP...!
The Nightmare Tank I wish he asked that question with Gar and Pat because they would’ve had the best reactions
Hes more innocent than Al
27:37 - When you're not sure if the glitch was intentional...
BinkSayres interesting interesting verrrrry interesting 🤔 lol
Mark in another video: "Stop swearing, my monetization!"
Mark in this video: "CREAM IN MY PIE, AM I RIGHT GUYS?!"
Bob: "I've got a problem to this solution"
Timestamp?
Markiplier: Corona Rules!
The media: *I diagnose you with dead*
Boy math is Mark deciding he can replace his whole ass computer multiple times, but can't afford to replace his ancient boom arm
12:26 “I have a problem to this solution!”
We’re getting blessed with all this uno content and I’m so ready
I love how every time bob yells TH-cam subtitles think it’s “music” lol
The thumbnail finally made sense in the end. Was I mentally prepared? I cannot say...
27:37
Dark, I swear that if you make another appearance, you'll have a big wave of fans coming your way.
Starrie the Soul Stealer that was wade smacking his microphone. Not dark
@@withdrawn_illustrator356 yes, Wade's microphone being smacked made Mark's screen recording glitch out. That is definitely how it works
Gumfry the editor made the glitch because of wades microphone noise. Watch the videos when wades voice went robotic and the editor made the glitch 🙄🙄
@@withdrawn_illustrator356 Will be a great idea tho
Wade trying to figure out what a cream pie is the funniest thing. So innocent lmao
Long conversation about cream pies. Mark shortly after: IM HUNGRY FOR SOME REASON
13:26 Bob: I saw a draw 4 in my future
14:45: *his predictions were right*