The repeating stages of watching Al jokes: 1. Have no idea what the video is about seeing the title. 2. Watched enough to think I get the pattern and be able to anticipate the video content based on the title. 3. Still gets surprised by the twists. 4. Back to stage 1.
The joke come from the fact that left hanging people are right handed and so they make the most jokes on the internet about it being superior, instead of the last guy just being a left like all the other internet jokes do, he decided to take it a different direction for the punchline, I thought it was pretty clever but well what do I know
@@yoloman4051if you haven’t figured it out yet it’s about the penis and how it is when it’s just.. there. To the left, right, middle. And the joke is, his is too small to “hang”.
I never know what this guy means with these jokes but you get massive respect from everyone everytime so i just smile and think about the ones i do rarely get lol
I'm gonna pop the balloon on everyone here and just tell you the joke is about penis size and shape. The joke is one dudes dick hangs to the right of the balls, the other dudes dick goes right down the middle. The last guy's dick is so small it doesn't hang at all.
@@WungusBill-lf4iu or C, part of Something Combat medics do since they are actually being trained in comforting the wounded, a few jokes here and there help your mood quite a bit compared to (silent) Panic while your bleeding out. So it is an effective joke to keep someone calm and helps to gather Intel.
It was back in like '94. I was in 10th grade and new to the school. A smoking hot senior and I were pretty chill. She wasn't going to let me get anywhere, but we'd talk it up and I got some nice life lessons. She wanted to get a rise out of me and asked me which way I hang, and I told her 'Straight Up' without missing a beat. To this day, might be the smoothest delivery I've ever had. She laughed and called me a liar... but she smiled. :D
@@sean658 "How's it hanging" is a joke greeting. It's like saying "Good Day"... but it's a penis reference. So the left or right... or in this joke, it doesn't hang, it's always erect (impossible, but that's the funny part). The line I gave was basically the same line as this joke. Now, if you ask me how this reference came about... no clue. I couldn't break that down for you.
Once upon a time I did a lot of travelling and I was surprised to see how many guys have it going straight up in the underwear. I even saw it in underwear ads.
It's more comfortable than barefoot. Those arent sandals. Those are slides. When your feet get wet in slides it gets uncomfortable. Guarentee you this is Al's job so he doesnt need to ever come out of his slides.
For those who don't know. Guys who hang over the right are the biggest. Guys who hang over the center are slightly smaller. And the guy who asks, It's supposed to hang? Is the smallest. I have no idea why they get down on their knees though.
Tim telling people how to raise there kids without understanding what it’s like to be a parent will never get old. A well mannered child respects a parent and a good teacher differently, but equally. It’s not the same.
@scourge758 okay so there are growers, and there are show-ers. Growers have PPs that expand in size when you get an erection, show-ers have their full length all the time. This is what hangs.
@@h5ewell Jimmy hangs around doesn't he? so when you've got the time to spare, look down and see which direction he hangs in or if he doesn't hang at all.
It's not about race however, with the star wars , music in the scene, which is called "Betrayal" he is like the dark side. Quite literally in black clothes.
At this point I’m convinced Al’s sole purpose in this world is just to provide top tier jokes.
His legal name IS al jokes after all
His other jobs finding gay people
@@Jj2kallday this is why we are here, bud
Ahhhhh. Agreed.
I thought the same
It... Stands
It pokes out
It points
For Eternity
Stand? HOLY SHIT IS THAT A JO- *BANG*
It... bleeds
My answer to “how’s it hangin’” will forever be “Slightly to the left bro, why?”
I always say long and flacid 😂
the term was coined by tailors, in order to make the right adjustments to the crotch area, they would need to ask you "what way does it hang?"
To quote Jim carry. Short shriveled and to the left
I always say “just hanging and swanging” 😂
I’ve always gone with “long and hairy, hard to carry” though only one of those is true
They didn’t just get on one knee for respect, they got on both of their knees.
In anticipation of meal time
@@rorschac009oo8nahh, that’s wild
🥵
Mans basically sukuna
@@mochisun9190 sakuna balls
I thought the punchline was gonna be "guys who hang from the ceiling"
Wow 🤣🤣 that’s dark lmao
Damn, loved it
damn 💀
same
Damn, that would be a good one
“Short, shriveled, and always to the left” that’s my response
A man of culture 🗿🗣💯
Great movie ngl
Us lefties getting left out fr
@@LordCorvidicus it really is
Hey, it may be short, but at least it's small
he doesn't even need to speak anymore in videos, he has truly transcended
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The repeating stages of watching Al jokes:
1. Have no idea what the video is about seeing the title.
2. Watched enough to think I get the pattern and be able to anticipate the video content based on the title.
3. Still gets surprised by the twists.
4. Back to stage 1.
You forgot 3.a: Check the comments to see everyone back at 1 while it plays 5 times in the background
Well basically it’s how people d&$@ hang, and when it says “it’s supposed to hang?”, that people who always have boners
@@LoganCralleI'm currently on 3A
So I guess we finally found a pattern to his videos… it may be a pattern of utter confusion, but still
The chaos theory
the cinematography was real with this one
John Williams always helps
No way I see a pro on here
Al always goes hard
Gets*
Ayooooo
Underrated
@@moostashman26he doesn't "get" if he always was
Yeah, he always goes hard on each one of us
The way I can't figure out if this is about balls, religion, or politics
None of the above
Wait, It’s about balls? 👀
Same here bro dead confusing ☠️☠️☠️
I was thinking penis
@@TheRealMrCrowleyfr
It's the prequel music that just takes this to the next level
Hats off to those types of men 💀
Bro is about to get the top comment (I’m subbed to you)
Bot*
That’s me Fr (it’s not a good thing 😢)
This guy again? You know it’s a good bid if he’s here
Thank you, nice to get some recognition! ❤
The guy who hangs to the left 💀
me
Most people
@@apollochaoz Really lol why is that? (I'm an ignorant female)
its not a real measured statistic, but everyone in my friend group curves left🤷🏽♂️@@NoEvidenceForGod
@@NoEvidenceForGodyou shall not be answered due to your username which speaks for your beliefs or lack there of. Wicked woman
Hang what? HANG WHAT!? *HANG WHAT MY DUDE HANG WHAT??????!!??*
da shaft ya know
@@limeonlyskittlesbest response I've read all day 😂😂
@@limeonlyskittles The shaft? tf
@@martinroberge8988 hose and faucet
@@martinroberge8988 they're talking about the dudes dick, pay attention.
*left* me hanging
Underrated comment
I didn’t know it was supposed to hang to the right or center
nah the homies don't hang that way...
what about your right me
💀
Had to ask my husband which way he hangs so that I could watch him get more and more confused
The joke come from the fact that left hanging people are right handed and so they make the most jokes on the internet about it being superior, instead of the last guy just being a left like all the other internet jokes do, he decided to take it a different direction for the punchline, I thought it was pretty clever but well what do I know
@@ferretlord3990 I am right handed, and hung to the right😅😂
@@justAplayer333hung? Sorry for your loss.
So he is your husband and you still don’t know
@@MeQt I was thinking the same thing lol
Bro can we all just appreciate his drip man looks like john wicks brother
Dudes out here just going hard, producing the best jokes with every video. Never slowing down, never giving a fuck.
I dont get the joke please explaij
@@Itsarthurgoddamit smol pp don't hang
@@cordestian9296 i knew i just wanted to see how people describe it and yours was very good
@@Itsarthurgoddamit lol fair
@@cordestian9296good one
It's either too big or too small. Either way: 🗿
You think extra long Jimmy just defying gravity?
@@reyrex4938 gravity only applies to the balls, a.k.a. spheres
@@reyrex4938it’s touching the floor
@@reyrex4938 Gravity only applies to the b@lls, a.k.a. spheres.
@@angrypotato2526hanging to the floor just dragging
You my friend are a voice. Through out ravaging times you bring humour and lightedness. Hats off to your good nature
"Hows it hangin'?"
"Its not 😎"
Hi!
Can you please explain to me the joke?
I'm not a native English speaker and I don't understand the joke ^^'
@@yoloman4051your meat
Me too😂 what is he hanging
same😂
@@yoloman4051if you haven’t figured it out yet it’s about the penis and how it is when it’s just.. there. To the left, right, middle. And the joke is, his is too small to “hang”.
Where ma grower gang at???
max comfort AND max surprise
showers dont understand
@@h2ojr1 no printer
never touches the toilet water either 😎
It's not about the chocolate layer it's about the surprise waiting inside.
You can wear the tightest or the biggest clothes ever as a grower and will only be noticed upon the calling
Anakin's betrayal is SUCH a good track
“It don’t hang, it’s like a button”
A skoal can.
i miss that show so much it's unreal
@@aliatef7203 what show?
@@nxp22 code monkeys
Door-knocker vs doorbell
I feel underrepresented mine goes left😭
Who hangs left? you savage.
Left gang rise up
I pull mine over my belt...
Same... 😭💀
As a proud right-hanger, I declare blasphemy
Bro has the high ground.
I never know what this guy means with these jokes but you get massive respect from everyone everytime so i just smile and think about the ones i do rarely get lol
They're actually very well thought out jokes. Of course, I can't simply break them down considering that the explanation depends on the joke.
Its talking about d***s here and which way they rest naturally in their pants. Most of them have either a sex or sexism angle to them
@@BoioBoing Yeeah to be honest you do have to have an extremely high iq to understand the pure genius and level of this comedy
Found the guy who isn't sure if it's supposed to hang
I'm gonna pop the balloon on everyone here and just tell you the joke is about penis size and shape. The joke is one dudes dick hangs to the right of the balls, the other dudes dick goes right down the middle. The last guy's dick is so small it doesn't hang at all.
Combat medics are trained to ask "how's it hanging" so they don't mess you up if they need to put pressure on a vein in the thigh
Cap
@@iceteal3mon108 ok. You would know right?
@@ZeSgtSchultzlooks like he has played enough COD to know 😂
This is
A- something you made up
B- a joke someone told you that you didn't understand was a joke
@@WungusBill-lf4iu or C, part of Something Combat medics do since they are actually being trained in comforting the wounded, a few jokes here and there help your mood quite a bit compared to (silent) Panic while your bleeding out.
So it is an effective joke to keep someone calm and helps to gather Intel.
Slightly to the right when not shriveled 😂
shriveled??
@@snekkysnekknot erect
Yeah tends to happen when it's cold outside 😉
@@ThomasTooMuch619it can get smaller?
Sometimes 😉
His twists just keept catching me off guard💀💀
@meat3994this killed me
His twists keep me coming
Why that last scene goes so hard. Straight out of batman
It’s that epic John Williams score
Could you help explain the joke? Not that good at english
@@sandiago7564Small pp don't hang.
Cuh y do it go hard my guy stan on busniss an let me no four reels my guy
"Jr. doesn't hang low. He stands proud"
You've got to release this as a template 😂
underrated comment
His humor is becoming too advanced he is becoming a God
It was back in like '94. I was in 10th grade and new to the school. A smoking hot senior and I were pretty chill. She wasn't going to let me get anywhere, but we'd talk it up and I got some nice life lessons.
She wanted to get a rise out of me and asked me which way I hang, and I told her 'Straight Up' without missing a beat. To this day, might be the smoothest delivery I've ever had. She laughed and called me a liar... but she smiled. :D
I don’t understand this one bit - what does that even mean lol
@@sean658I think it means he has a b0ner?
@@sean658 "How's it hanging" is a joke greeting. It's like saying "Good Day"... but it's a penis reference.
So the left or right... or in this joke, it doesn't hang, it's always erect (impossible, but that's the funny part). The line I gave was basically the same line as this joke.
Now, if you ask me how this reference came about... no clue. I couldn't break that down for you.
@@theclimbto1 holy shit I feel stupid lol thank you for explaining this
@@theclimbto1nah it not hanging isn’t due to erection it’s due to being so short it can’t hang
I think the greatest thing about this channel is the more you watch it the more infinitely funny it becomes.
In the world of Short-form creation unironically good acting is rare, I’m glad this man has it
Im legitimately the guy who asks if its supposed to hang, i am deep in the throes of confusion rn
don’t expose yourself like this, you’re basically announcing to the world that you’re small
My head will never be too high around those types of people
Then you better bow
As someone that tucks it up I find the third guy relatable
WDYM TUCKS IT UP?!!!
Once upon a time I did a lot of travelling and I was surprised to see how many guys have it going straight up in the underwear. I even saw it in underwear ads.
@@myselfmyself6819 into the pants waistband...fuck if I know why they do it
@@myselfmyself6819 What does it sound like bro
@@myselfmyself6819in your waistband
When I say (and I can't emphasize this enough) that I can't breath, i mean I literally had a spiritual awakening laughing at this.
I. Fucking. Love this channel
I'm starting to believe Al is from Mars. He has become too powerful.
YES😂
It stands dude, straight and upwards
The soundtrack is "Anakin's Betrayal" from Star Wars Revenge of the Sith (John Williams)
best SW movie ever
My favorite SW movie and soundtrack.
i was just about to comment what song it was ty
Dude that suit goes hella hard on you
I'm laughing, but I don't know what I'm laughing about 😂😂😂 I'm just vibing 😂
Guys who hang off the ceiling:
💀💀💀
HUUHHH?😂
SENKO SAN WTF WHY IS YOU HERE 💀💀💀
LTG fan base
Me
Even if he didn't realize it at a conscious level at first, his whole being compelled him to kneel out of respect
This is the FUNNIEST thing I have seen all day, thanks for making content that’s able to free me of my anxiety, even if it’s only for brief moments!!❤
Mine hangs up
discrete mode leggo
If that lasts longer than 4 hours, then either call your doctor, or throw an epic party.
The classic waistband tuck
WE GOIN TO A REHABILITATION CENTER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
i’m a left
Me too we were not represented
Same
I'm here for the left meeting
We hang left because Al doesn’t treat us right 😢
Up and left here.
This is a level of artistry I never knew was even achievable.
10/10 outfit, sandals + suit combo.
That fit goes crazy on you bro
It really does
They prepared to take the enemy head on, as it marched forward , they got on their knees to start the ritual.
The socks with sandals kills me 😅
It's more comfortable than barefoot. Those arent sandals. Those are slides. When your feet get wet in slides it gets uncomfortable. Guarentee you this is Al's job so he doesnt need to ever come out of his slides.
Its peak fashion
Those are slippers it's probably fine. Not proper sandals.
Who the fuck is wearing slides without socks, they're foam. That would feel weird as hell on my toesies
Ayoo why is it so cinematic
Guy who hangs over the chair:
Ok hear me out what if this guy directs the second inception movie😂
That was shitty movie.
@@blood.of.fenrir5575 and that was a shit take.
it retracts, like a cute little turtle head peeping from its shell
that would be due to weight for some
@@naimhussain6013 my jiggly belly fat, it's like a water bag
@@janm5854😕
Damn mine hangs at 32.718438 degrees
Mines a kick stand, it hangs me. Lol
As a child I lost my leg and I've been walking on mine...😅
Mine does a loopdy loop
Not me thinking it was a political joke
based
A bunch of guys just hanging out.
You have mastered your craft…
For those who don't know.
Guys who hang over the right are the biggest.
Guys who hang over the center are slightly smaller.
And the guy who asks, It's supposed to hang? Is the smallest.
I have no idea why they get down on their knees though.
left-hanging guys being ignored as usual 😞
As someone who hangs to the left i can confirm i dont exist
You look good as a sith
us left hangers rlly just getting ignored
The middle child of pp hanging
I thought it was about the hats 😭
Tim telling people how to raise there kids without understanding what it’s like to be a parent will never get old.
A well mannered child respects a parent and a good teacher differently, but equally. It’s not the same.
“Why are my nipples hanging to the left”
Actually dying a little 🤣 the poor metaphorical sob 😭🤣
"it just stands there, menacingly!"
Lmao I never really cared to notice but mine doesn’t hang either.
U can't tell me it doesn't hang dude, not even little bit ?
What the fuck is hanging? Your knob? Of course it hangs I have no idea whats goin on
@@deadpool5264 it points lol, always semi erect or smthing I guess.
I guess I'm stupid...
It a pp joke
Same 😂
Pp joke, but to understand you need to be a dude
@@btoao wait dicks HANG?? never seen a whole lot of em but mine doesn't. is it supposed to?
@scourge758 okay so there are growers, and there are show-ers. Growers have PPs that expand in size when you get an erection, show-ers have their full length all the time. This is what hangs.
Guys who hang from the ceiling fan:
"The man had three legs, one left, one right, and one middle." - Wise Man
"Soldier, what's your secret to always being ready for battle?"
"That's the thing, sir. I'm always at attention."
Not me whiping it out to check which way it hangs
“Its supposed to hang?”💀
They kneel because he is a very sophisticated gentleman
*in the greek sense
Left. But stands straight. Mystery.
@meat3994 It's supposed to gain in girth as well.
Right-hand, uses left hand, and it mostly straight. I'm a fucking anomaly😃
I don't get the joke fully help
I know he's talking about Jimmy but what do you mean by "hang"
@@h5ewell Jimmy hangs around doesn't he? so when you've got the time to spare, look down and see which direction he hangs in or if he doesn't hang at all.
LONG live the king.
Anakin's Betrayal completes this video
This could be taken one of two ways, and each radiate a powerful aura.
wdym there is only one correct answer
I don't get it plz help 💀💀🙏🙏
@@Stranger_Box1 penis
@@Stranger_Box1 me neither
@Azide_zx hard all the time or he tucks it in his waist band lol
The third leg:
Its funny when you realize its not supposed to make sense because an AI wrote it
get off your way to young
Can't miss the fact that those hanging are in white and the non-hanging one is full in black.😂
Also, one has a cap while the others 2 don't. 🤣
oh wow, I didn't catch that until you mentioned it.
It's not about race however, with the star wars , music in the scene, which is called "Betrayal" he is like the dark side. Quite literally in black clothes.
The John Wick of hanging
What a stand up comedian, this person, LMAO
'You were my brother Anakin. I left you'
Aah, a grower, not a shower. Legendary.
Left🙋🏻
✋️
I only knew what he meant when the last guy came on screen💀
Ngl I can’t figure out what it is
The last guy came on the screen
@@codeninja1832oh no
True, hanging can be annoying, good thing mine deploys from its silo.