r/Pettyrevenge Karen Wanted my Parking Space

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  • @DeadBirdsLoveabyes
    @DeadBirdsLoveabyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    The story of the girl getting sick on the old lady’s shoes reminded me of a story my mom tells.
    My mom would get horrible morning sickness when she was pregnant with my brothers and me. It just never stopped. My poor mom ( an RN) had to go to work at a hospital, when even the thought of food would have her running to the closest trash can.
    So on to the story. My mom was 3 months pregnant with my little brother, she wasn’t showing yet. She had just pick up my old brother (3 at the time), and me ( just under a year) from day care and was heading home.
    She had morning sickness really bad that day, and had already pulled over a couple of time to be sick on the side of the road. So she was speeding to get home, and a cop pulls her over.
    He walks up to her door and said “ why are you speeding Miss?”
    My mom answered , “ I’m sorry officer, I’m pregnant and I’m have really bad morning sickness, and just want to get home.”
    The cop looks in the back set at little me, asleep in my car set. He must of decided there was no way my mom could be pregnant, when she all ready had a baby in the back set.
    “ morning sickness? It’s 5 a clock in the afternoon... License and registration.” He said kind of rudely.
    “ sir, it’s call morning sickness, because it starts in the morning and never stops.” My mom said weakly.
    “ right miss... License and registration please.” The cop said not believing her.
    “ one second sir.” My mom opens the door and throws up right on the cop’s shoes. The cop was shocked. He waved my mom off with a “ you have a nice night miss, and drive safely.”
    But it’s not over yet~
    Months later, then my mom was around 8 months pregnant and really showing. She was speeding to work with my brother and me in the back set again. And wouldn’t you know it the same cop pulls her over.
    Again, he asks why she was speeding.
    Just as my mom was going to answer she had a Hicks contraction. She gasped and put her hands on her belly. “ sorry officer, I just had a contraction.”
    “ where are you had miss?” The cop sounded nervous at this point.
    “ I’m headed to the hospital sir.” My mom said, which was true. She was heading to work at the hospital.
    “Drive safely miss,” The cop said and waved her off.
    We like to joke that my little brother got our mom out of 2 speeding tickets before he was even born.

    • @Everyyoueverymiau
      @Everyyoueverymiau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DeadBirdsLoveabyes 🤣

    • @krisconner1733
      @krisconner1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Go to Redit

    • @emiliomanzo3740
      @emiliomanzo3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too long to read

    • @kurokagator4567
      @kurokagator4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      😑 some people can't be pleased. If it's too long to read then just don't read it. It's not like OP posted that for you. 🙄

    • @emiliomanzo3740
      @emiliomanzo3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok I won’t

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    IL: "You're pissing in the parking lot!"
    OP: "I'm just putting my belt I just bought!"
    IL: *"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."*

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Could even point out, do you see a wet spot?

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Im actually surprised no one has pissed in my Wal Mart parking lot. Lol Its a special place.

    • @visual1813
      @visual1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dino Dracko [wz

    • @gwencatz2483
      @gwencatz2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Ew, that's disgusting, what I believe you did! But not enough that I don't want my car to sit on it."

    • @SceleToon_and_Games
      @SceleToon_and_Games 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hate these kinds of people lololol she deserves to park two blocks away and walk

  • @theycallmelittletoe
    @theycallmelittletoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    “OP, sound like your really pissed her off” - rSLASH gold lol

    • @TheUnamazingRando
      @TheUnamazingRando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "rSlash gold" ... I see what you did there 😆

    • @lordarkay272
      @lordarkay272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Golden shower

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *you

    • @jackier3046
      @jackier3046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I read this just as he said it 😂

    • @rosepuppy1984
      @rosepuppy1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes very funny

  • @meenfuego1986
    @meenfuego1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I just wanted to say that rSlash has given me the ultimate petty revenge for my brother who hates your voice. I personally love your voice and love to play it max volume to annoy him. He’s just really manipulative and hates when things aren’t done his way. Thank you so much

    • @YallSuckLMAO
      @YallSuckLMAO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Getttt emmmmmmmmm

    • @survoltron3795
      @survoltron3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wdym by when things are done his way can you yive me an example?

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the same for my sister, she's just as manipulative at... What, 19? As she was when she was 8.. (I'm 22 BTW)

    • @karnavthakur5868
      @karnavthakur5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please put the story on r/entitledkids

    • @katherineknapp6604
      @katherineknapp6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic!

  • @David_H__
    @David_H__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There was one time many years ago I was loading groceries in my car when someone was waiting for my spot. After a couple minutes they honked at me to "hurry up". Since I didn't have any cold items I sat in my car, adjusted the mirror, cranked up, waited a moment, then "remembered" I still need to get a few more things. Got out and started walking back inside. The guy driving squealed his tires and sped off looking for another spot. I watched him from the store, and as soon as I saw him park and start getting out, I went back to my car and left

  • @Kryten428
    @Kryten428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Took a straw and sucked all the jelly out of the doughnut" had me busting a gut laughing. Almost fell off my chair with "and refilled it with mustard".

    • @kaseyr.4729
      @kaseyr.4729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would have filled it used coffee grounds

    • @ceciliademoss456
      @ceciliademoss456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wonder what would have been worse than mustard. Maybe.........something that isn't edible, but you wouldn't feel sorry for them when they ate it? OH! I think a laxative would be hilarious!!!

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In some places in Germany it's tradition to fill one doughnut with mustard (carneval time). The poor soul receiving the mustard has to fulfill a few tasks and gets several proper doughnuts as compensation at the end - IF they eat the whole mustard doughnut. XD

    • @crazyice2980
      @crazyice2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ceciliademoss456 too much laxative can be vary dangers

    • @wistymations
      @wistymations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crazyice2980 hmm
      Perhaps mustard with a laxative ground up inside of it.
      Just enough to cause issues.
      Not too much to cause sickness.

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    To the OP of the cancer survivor story, you did the right thing... glad you’re cancer free now 👍

    • @dave900575
      @dave900575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm older now and less willing to put up with people's crap. I'd have puked in her pocket or handbag.

  • @Meggsie
    @Meggsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Ugh I had someone yell at me for "taking their parking spot." Apparently they had signaled that it was their spot before driving around the block? Like you can't do that- no one's gonna know if you called dibs if you abandon the spot.

    • @PhantomStella
      @PhantomStella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I called dibs!!!!"
      "WHEN????"
      "When I was several blocks away!!! BUT I SAW IT FIRST SO IT COUNTS!!!"

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had dealt with one such guy who looked like he was yelling a storm at me for so much as daring to signal to go into "his" spot. In hindsight, I wished I'd have taken his spot solely out of spite but I wasn't in a rush like he was (and figured he'd get himself into trouble with a squirrel putting a hole in one of his SUV's tires for nearly running them over).

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only way you can hold a parking spot is if you're literally pulling into it.

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'll even sit in the splatter zone for that kind of performance." I lost it. 🤣
    I love your petty revenge stories! 👍 More please! 😁

  • @Fawndolyn
    @Fawndolyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I pissed off a cop going exactly the speed limit in my home town where they’ll nab you for going the tiniest bit over. He tailgated me until there was a dotted line and screeched around me. Felt terrifying yet satisfying.

    • @jelatinosa
      @jelatinosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Malicious compliance 👍

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I ALWAYS do this to cops. Cracks me up

    • @Drag0nvil
      @Drag0nvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My dad actually got pulled over in France once during our holiday day. We were there with an old RV truck on the way to the Spanish border. Old truck poor engine went 60 at most when going through one of those 1 street villages with a 70 speed limit. He was told to up the pace...
      We still tell the story of my dad of all people being pulled over for going to slow

    • @Biippa
      @Biippa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My uncle is a cop and informed me I could text him when I see another cop breaking the laws, like speeding without their lights on or turning on their lights just to pass through a red light or stop sign.
      I get pulled over for having a tail light out, and because my anxiety makes me incredibly shaky, I kept fumbling for my license. The cop decided I must have been drunk, so I was made to take a sobriety test, which he looked at the results and said "Well I don't know what you took but it's not showing up." He "let me go," but I was going the speed limit behind him afterwards and he was ZOOMING down the road with no lights on. Hello uncle? Never saw that cop again.

    • @thewolfman5362
      @thewolfman5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Biippa good job. (Just in case, this is NOT sarcastic)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I like how petty revenge stories almost always involve a Karen or an entitled kid/parent

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As joker once said “you get what you f*cking deserve”

    • @mad.allegra.garcia
      @mad.allegra.garcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's too satisfying to exact revenge on them, especially since they're usually instigators

    • @rgames9903
      @rgames9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1¹qq

    • @xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx
      @xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hi

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only the best ones

  • @_Fizel_
    @_Fizel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Second story: "I'm an attorney'
    Me: In the Petty Revenge sub? Oh this is gonna be good.

    • @PremierLopez4TheMasses
      @PremierLopez4TheMasses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ME GOOD

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PremierLopez4TheMasses I didn't even notice that XD

  • @Lillpixeychic
    @Lillpixeychic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I have lupus. Some days I can’t get out of bed. And it’s so stupid when some people tell me to move when I can’t. I am young and have my kid with me. When my son was a newborn a woman had a screaming fit because she insisted that no one disabled could have a newborn. And that if I was strong enough to have a baby I was strong enough to get out of the seat. I was riding a specialty bus for the disabled and elderly. They had just stowed my wheelchair in the back of the bus because they can’t secure it in these old busses and I can walk a few steps some days and more others but I get tired and I need all the energy for my kids. So she didn’t see my chair. Thank god the driver is A family friend. He stopped the bus and insisted that she needed to get off he was going to charge her for her full trip and put a mark down that if she acted like this again she wouldn’t be allowed to ride! The only persons who can ride the bus are disabled and seniors with a special pass from the dr! How did she think I got on the bus!?! I was sitting in the front seat because I couldn’t walk farther with a 40 lb baby seat and my 20lb baby and the front seat of the bus had a seat that actually converted into one that was safe for a child 2 and up, but when he was younger that front seat had a special conversion that is the one an infant car seat can lock into place so there was literally no where else I could sit on the bus except that one front seat. A handful always gave us looks and said stuff to the point when my son was 6 year old he refused to ride anymore because he said he was scared of the mean old ladies. Yea old boomer Karen’s scared my little kid off a bus because he sat in a front seat of the bus because it was made with a specialty seatbelt for children his age to keep him safe in a car crash. I love this bus company I think they’re amazing and the fact that they were willing to buy a bus like this when they were buying new buses is incredible and it makes accessibility far easier for families. But you can’t fix stupid

    • @aengusdedanann181
      @aengusdedanann181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Norman 04 I never this would be the comment i would see.

    • @PhantomStella
      @PhantomStella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My best friend also has lupus! She has really bad days and good days but still gets flack from people who think she doesn't look disabled. Of course she doesn't LOOK disabled, it's her joints (and other internal bits) that are the problem! You can't see her joints, Karen.

  • @jenniferhollingsworth1275
    @jenniferhollingsworth1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for the post including blood donation. I spent some time in the hospital in February for a yet undiagnosed problem and while I was there, received 5 units of blood, I appreciate everyone who has donated. I am being worked up by hematology and oncology and hopefully will have answers sooner than later. Thanks to all who donate and best wishes to all who receive them💜

  • @loganproudfoot
    @loganproudfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I prefer the sensor beeps over the complete word changes.
    "Hugging passionately" can stay in your videos though, it's hilarious

    • @aliciacordero7436
      @aliciacordero7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the demonetization algorithm picks censor beeps as well as the actual words.

    • @loganproudfoot
      @loganproudfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aliciacordero7436 really? Wasn't aware of that. Sucks for creators.

    • @blobofink
      @blobofink 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aliciacordero7436 What when and why would TH-cam do this

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Moral of the Story Kiddies: Good karma loves boys and girls who share, bad karma hates those who are greedy. If you do not want your box of doughnuts to end up accidentally in the garbage, always remember to share. Believe me, Doughnuts tastes even better that way.

  • @DestinyHime
    @DestinyHime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I never believed in the holier than thou vegan before"
    Oh you poor, sweet summer child.

    • @DestinyHime
      @DestinyHime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aww, that sucks! I'm a feminist and I get pretty similiar reactions. I can't even blame the peeps anymore with how bad some feminists have gotten. It's why I follow up my feminist declaration with reassurances that I'm not one of the crazy ones. Lols *shrugs* Its like most things. There's people in groups trying to live their lives, and most are really cool, chill people. Then there's that vocal minority that just... Well we all know what they're like.
      Let's leave off with some combined vegan/feminist fail humor.
      Vegan: Isn't the handmaid's tale reminiscient of the Dairy Industry and how oppressive it is just use cows to make babies?
      Me: You do know what happens to the male members of the bovine population? How things are just a bit worse for them, yeah?

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Linda Vernon Yeah, that's why I don't hassle people like you that choose to be vegetarian to whatever degree but don't push it my face. One of my roomies is vegetarian because he's allergic to animal fats, and he gets people either assuming that he's a militant vegan and treat him accordingly or else gets the ones who claim that there's no such thing as an allergy to animal fats and that he's just finicky. My attitude is that you can eat whatever you want as long as you don't get in my face and get militant about it. If someone's a vegetarian, I'm okay with it, because it means more meat for me {evil grin}, but I figure that if someone is vegan, it's either religious (their business), personal reasons (which I don't see a need to argue with them over, because it's their life and not mine), or that they have allergies or something. Then again, I'm pretty "live and let live" to begin with, which is why I try to be cool at people unless they go out of their way to prove to me that they don't deserve any simple courtesy.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Linda Vernon
      Points to you and DestinyHime for being part of the "reasonable" part of those groups :)
      My sister had a vegetarian roommate who wasn't an ass either. I figure every group has its vocal minority that portray it in the worst possible way (I'm Christian and am disgusted by the actions of fellow "Christians" I hear about. At least the Westboro Baptist Church has stopped showing up in the news.)

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lady Angedevimon Yeah, food allergies really suck, don't they? I got off pretty lucky in that my allergies are to things like pollen, mold, and dust mites. The worst part is that while there are allergy shots for a lot of things, there aren't such treatments for food allergies, which makes my heart bleed for people who are severely allergic to peanuts. Granted there are treatments slowly being worked out for peanut allergies, but still...

    • @asthenamesuggests9513
      @asthenamesuggests9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally never knew there was even a vegan stereotypes before! In my country it was just a choice of life and nobody really cares what others eat.
      My father can't live without veggies and my mother can't eat without animal protein and they've been married for 30 years so whenever I saw an American vegan story I'm just shook

  • @edwinveening8537
    @edwinveening8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "thats even beter than getting a free doughnut"
    is it tho? i mean i would like a doughnut

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But to see a person waste all that time and effort to not get a single doughnut for themselves is pretty nice. Especially if you start playing "Ave Maria" in your head.

    • @tendigitnumber
      @tendigitnumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It would've been sweet, sweet icing on those doughnuts if OP had said "And to think, you'd still had most of those if you'd bothered being a nice person. Oh well" at that moment. But hey, hindsight is 20/20.

    • @FRICKENPENNY
      @FRICKENPENNY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m now questioning how you spell 🍩 because of that comment.... thanks....

    • @edwinveening8537
      @edwinveening8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FRICKENPENNY whoops bit of a typo

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolf Girl donut or doughnut you mean?

  • @DemonsFlame
    @DemonsFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The only problem I have with slow drivers is that for some crazy reason they love to drive in the fast lane, while another car is driving right next to them in the slow lane, and will make absolutely no effort to adjust themselves so people who are actually trying to go the speed limit or more are stuck behind a moving blockadge. Now THAT is something that pisses me off, if you're gonna drive slow, do it in the appropriate lane and stop ruining everyone else's commute just because you think you're entitled to drive wherever you want and intentionally hold up traffic.
    The amount of times I've seen an absolute 'trains length' of cars stuck behind 2 assholes on the highway blows my mind.

    • @tendigitnumber
      @tendigitnumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Admittedly, yeah. I'm someone who likes to drive the speed limit and in city limits it shouldn't matter which lane you're driving on, on the highway it's a different story however. Keep to the slow lane if you're going the speed limit, let the speedy boys pass calmly. Otherwise you actually might be MORE of a danger to the drivers around you than the speedy boys are, even if you are technically in the right.

  • @Vlodkkdksp
    @Vlodkkdksp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Rslash: *Uploads*
    Me: *Fastest Click in the West*

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Draw

    • @gaddemnsoxy
      @gaddemnsoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🔫😀

    • @blakejamieson389
      @blakejamieson389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: watching the video from yesterday and it comes up in recommeded

    • @JP_arte
      @JP_arte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first sub must have been like
      FASTEST SUB IN THE WEST!

    • @ivy5614
      @ivy5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Rslash should be renamed as the "Karen-busters"

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need a theme song

    • @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767
      @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If there’s someone complaining, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Karen-Busters!

    • @sozz876
      @sozz876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Here at the Reddit community we have great jobs to join, one of our highest paying jobs is called the Karen-Busters! They do so much for this town and we can't thank them enough!

    • @fanamatakecick97
      @fanamatakecick97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun
      It should be either a series he does on the side or it should be a second channel

    • @MyDogIsYoshi
      @MyDogIsYoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dio. You know what you must do.

  • @bldrun1504
    @bldrun1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    What if you wanted to go to heaven
    But Karen said :"Excuse me!"

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would reply "There is no excuse for you."

    • @gajustempus
      @gajustempus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      more like "Excuuuuuuuse meeeee!" in a very high pitched voice

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would say, "How did you get here? Shouldn't you be in Hell to torture its denizens?"

    • @JONSCHULTZ1220
      @JONSCHULTZ1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes

    • @scoobygfld
      @scoobygfld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget about the throat clearing sound.

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I can almost guarantee you that vegan woman posted about her "ordeal" on social media then secretly ate the food.

    • @nleem3361
      @nleem3361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She probably thought that was the best tofu ever.

  • @mistakes12and39
    @mistakes12and39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    When the wife was accused of reckless driving and bine aggressive she should of hit him with an uno revers card

    • @j.l.6511
      @j.l.6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, driving under minimum speed actually is reckless driving

    • @rebeccas2801
      @rebeccas2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      J. L. She was 5 over the max speed limit though?

    • @j.l.6511
      @j.l.6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rebeccas2801 oh true true
      I commented after watching the full video, so I got confused and thought it was 5 under the speed limit

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aggressive drivers really are the worst lol. I've gone 20 mph over (yes, I know I shouldn't speed), and I STILL have gotten tailed. This has happened several times. Eventually they'd pass me, and they have to get into the 100s to pass me (forgive me for ONLY going 20 over. God forbid). Anyway, now I make sure I don't exceed 5 over because 1. My state is giving harsher penalties for speeding 2. Aggressive a-holes will tail me no matter how fast I go, so I might as well follow the law.

    • @StefenBruh
      @StefenBruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amyill9280 I live in southern California. I get this daily. Except I have no regard for my own safety and brake check all day. I'm a big guy too. Not really afraid of fist fighting in the middle of traffic

  • @starskunk
    @starskunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Cockweaseltry" and "hosebeasts" - euphemisms I will henceforth be stealing.

  • @JP_arte
    @JP_arte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I was at the "I wasn't- " and then a ad popped up, then it sounded like....
    "I wasn't-
    Ad: YOUR NOT A DISH YOUR A MAN!
    Edit: God I posted this comment 4 hours ago and so many likes popped up. I'm speechless...

    • @braakwame_
      @braakwame_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What kind of ad starts with "you're not a dish, you're a man" ? 🤔
      I'm interested in seeing that ad 😂😂

    • @Generatrix
      @Generatrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@braakwame_ clean yourself

    • @ritchier3346
      @ritchier3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      King Samuel dr squatch soap. It’s awesome

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get that and ark knight ads its like they bought all the ads on youtube

    • @gregorygolub3315
      @gregorygolub3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got an ad for Tilt Blinds halfway through the story of the woman having just done chemo

  • @gabry_infernape
    @gabry_infernape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    EK: You Don’t look sick!
    OP: I am sick, I’ve been home all day playing Splatoon, look:
    *pukes oh her shoes*

  • @jo-annbastings
    @jo-annbastings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the voice, the narration, the choice of stories, the comments and the chuckles of the man who reads the stories. Good job sir👏👏👍❤️

  • @didntThinkBeforePosting
    @didntThinkBeforePosting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:09 A salute for our fallen donut comrades. Press F to pay respects. They didn't deserve to be wasted. They deserved to be eaten, and enjoyed.

  • @autumn2562
    @autumn2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Im excited for when rslash finally meets a Karen and uses his pro revenge powers of redit to ruin their year

  • @Mooseosity
    @Mooseosity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Rslash: you must have really pissed him off
    Me: oh boy, urine trouble now

    • @ScooterBond1970
      @ScooterBond1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one was too easy. Easy pee-sy, you might say.

  • @robink9577
    @robink9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This sure makes me a bad person. Put seeing this just gives me a great boost of energy and motivation

  • @starry_universe_6231
    @starry_universe_6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This mans search history must be so interesting for his thumbnails.

  • @boredinlife
    @boredinlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:14 "Then the stand off begin" Me: *Puts wild west music* Op and Ep stand off

    • @sagesaria
      @sagesaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but the 'wah wah wah's are replaced with Karens yelling "excuse me" and "how dare you!"

    • @boredinlife
      @boredinlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sagesaria Yeah they are

  • @lilgigetty1899
    @lilgigetty1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:49 this is the only time where throwing up is *CONSIDERED* satisfying.

  • @bevoss7573
    @bevoss7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:00 been donating blood for 3yrs now (and know it's lifesaving), but it was really neat to hear how it feels to get a donation. Makes me even more determined to donate!

  • @jesperh5967
    @jesperh5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    hi rslash, immediatly clicked on the vid.
    Thx for making such entertaining vids.
    :)

  • @SceleToon_and_Games
    @SceleToon_and_Games 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm glad there's compilations of stories like these. it gets the creative mind going

  • @breacochran755
    @breacochran755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is gonna be a good one

  • @enricobarbieri4463
    @enricobarbieri4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have like the perfect voice for a podcast, calming and clear. You should start one

  • @mumblesisfat3563
    @mumblesisfat3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My stuff
    KAREN: Hippity Hoppity I don't care if it's your property

  • @archthrower773
    @archthrower773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to say its great the guy from the bus story is now cancer free and the joy from it is with me because my dad got word last week that he has been cancer free for 10 years and never has to step foot in that office again

  • @TheThundercool
    @TheThundercool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In my opinion, the "lady" on the last story is the kind of person that, when alone, eats bucks loaded to the brim with fried chicken... and a diet coke.

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've known two vegetarians. And BOTH of them, on VERY firm advice from their doctors, were told that they had to eat at least one or two MEAT meals a week. It seems that there are certain enzymes that the human body needs for healing and recovery that can only be found in meat. I know for myself, as I have a chronic condition, that I MUST eat meat, fruits and veg all the time, in order to be sure I heal and recover. When I was first learning to deal with the attacks of cellulitis, my home care nurses explained that my body had to deal with the infections, healing the wounds, AND deal with the after effects of having to take several kinds of antibiotics all at once. So I HAD to keep eating quality protein, fruit and veg just to support my immune system and heal the wounds. There was no being vegan or vegetarian allowed.
    I know that we all have to watch our fat intake, and that cows are hard on the environment, and that industrially grown pigs and fowl have unspeakably horrific lives. But there are places that are being more ethical about how they manage their factories, and as I said, I have no choice about how I eat. So I am staying omnivore.

  • @kyliesalazar
    @kyliesalazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One time when i worked at [redacted] a Karen came in was being suuuuper vicious to me :/ just mean for no reason and speaking to me in a very derogatory manner (i was 16 this was my 2nd job but i knew what i was doing) and finally she asked me to pour her a glass of wine (pinot if i remember right) i told her "im sorry ma'am im actually too young to do that let me grab one of my older coworkers!" but she stopped me and said "you seriously don't know how to pour a drink?" Each word dripping with Karen venom so i said "sorry I'll just pour it myself you're right!" So i went to the back and poured it into a dirty wine glass before serving it to her with my best customer service smile

    • @yinroseyangpetals7596
      @yinroseyangpetals7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her reaction 🧐

    • @kyliesalazar
      @kyliesalazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yinroseyangpetals7596 she didn't really react? Because she didn't know it was dirty she just drank her wine lol

    • @yinroseyangpetals7596
      @yinroseyangpetals7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyliesalazar darn, but ok 👍

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to work at (redacted) too.

  • @fluffyhedgehog7963
    @fluffyhedgehog7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bless the person who had just had chemo and vomited. Here’s to your further recovery and future health hun.

  • @XYZ_is_taken
    @XYZ_is_taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The thumbnail be like: aM i OveR The lINe

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah just move the car a little bit

    • @ObjectEquinox
      @ObjectEquinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I subbed to you, mind doing the same?

    • @ObjectEquinox
      @ObjectEquinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You too mohamed, mind doing the same too?

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ObjectEquinox ok

    • @ObjectEquinox
      @ObjectEquinox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mohamednail1707 thanks

  • @SchererProductionServices
    @SchererProductionServices 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #2: I had a similar experience at my last job. I was responsible for ordering all the security hardware for a large hospital (Card Access readers, CCTV cameras, Magnetic locks, etc...) I would generate the requisition and email it to my boss for approval, then he was supposed to email it to his boss for approval, who would then send it to Purchasing to generate the Purchase Order. I wasn't allowed to keep inventory on hand. They were sticklers for "Just In Time Delivery." Well since my boss would sit on the req for 3 weeks before sending it to his boss, we would be running out of supplies. Then his boss would sit on it another 3 weeks before either deleting it or FINALLY sending it to Purchasing. Meanwhile, I have no spare parts. Then they would yell at me for not having equipment.
    The one with DICKLAW driver: The commenter's father may be right...I too think there are people PAID to drive slowly. 40MPH in the left and center lanes on a 65MPH highway.

  • @oscar10Rx
    @oscar10Rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Erin seeing the chicken fried rice:
    That's not vegan!!!

  • @BunnyQueen97
    @BunnyQueen97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “angry shrew” took the mix up back to the restaurant and harassed the staff, definitely. At least they didn’t have to remake both things 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @SoloClone
    @SoloClone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Always thank your bus driver and don't forget to give blood~

  • @destinystarr3494
    @destinystarr3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sorry, but I'm going to try and liking each video. I usually don't because I keep them on autoplay while I work or lay around doing nothing or trying to relax enough for sleep, but you are by far my favorite reddit reader. Love your videos and always look forward to a new one. I promise to start liking them when I can.

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Who the hell pisses in the middle of a parking lot?" It's Walmart, people crap in the middle of the store

  • @sheanamclaughlin8940
    @sheanamclaughlin8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wasn’t sick but pregnant and a lady used to come into the convince store I worked at who wore Channel no.5....reeked of it...smoked in her car then put it on so she didn’t smell...when you are pregnant some smells and other things make your tummy not so happy. I asked her nicely to stop doing that because A . I get migraines from hell from the smell of that perfume and B. It turns my stomach and I’m going to puke on the counter if she keeps it up...she laughed and said yeah sure hun. Next day she came in smelling horrible and I did it, I barfed on the counter, her purse, keys, sunglasses wallet....all of it and all my boss said was “well she did warn you, you didn’t listen . Maybe now you will “ 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @jenstoddard6179
    @jenstoddard6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the first post, didnt the Karen say, "DID YOU JUST PISS IN THE PARKING LOT," then why did she want to park in it still?

  • @barbaraunderwood1762
    @barbaraunderwood1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally lost it with the donut /mustard & the donut box going n the garbage. 😂😂😂😂😂😂some of these revenges r sooo hilarious.

  • @timothygoodroe5814
    @timothygoodroe5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've been waiting for this( watch someone say that this was an amazing video in like a minute)

  • @firefly889
    @firefly889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    To rSlash;; of all the reddit family, you are my fav. I love Hugo also. You bring humor and warmth to your stories. Thank you.

  • @deadlierfish5695
    @deadlierfish5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey r slash I love your videos and when every am having a bad day it turn on your video and I instantly feel better. You are amazing and keep do what your doing ❤❤❤❤

  • @sarahmcfadden8990
    @sarahmcfadden8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, Lady couldn't find another space at Walmart? But the lots are so big? The only time I've ever seen them close to full is on Christmas Eve...

    • @unrulysimian3897
      @unrulysimian3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah McFadden - depends on what size town you live in. My hometown is usually not a breeze. In a couple of lager cities Ive worked in - it’s a nightmare all day.

  • @heccow2759
    @heccow2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We should have a Yugo/ rslash special where Yugo reacts to entitled parents.

  • @steveadams7592
    @steveadams7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OP: "I pissed in the parking lot?"
    IL: "YES YOU DID!!"
    OP: "OK; get out and show me the puddle."
    IL: [Engages lemon sucking CBF]
    On a lighter note; here's what I do to parking lot idiots wanting a space.
    Pick a big shopping day; my favorite, Black Friday. Since I hate big pushy crowds, I don't go in to shop. I happily stand outside doing nothing.
    When the mood is right I start walking up the row as if I'm walking to my car. When I know there's someone slyly crawling behind me planning to get my spot; I slow down, take my time, look around then as if I lost something, and walk back to the store entrance. If played well, the driver will stomp on the gas and angrily speed pass me. The wife's inside shopping, so I get to do this for HOURS.

  • @Krescil
    @Krescil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should really add those *ba dum tss* sound effects just to add to the humor when you make those jokes/puns xD

  • @evegrim8780
    @evegrim8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So for five years this guy stalked this guy to mess with him on his commute home..........
    Good job

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3 views and 34 likes! Keep breaking algorithms, mate!
    As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3

  • @dagamerplays
    @dagamerplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    imagine if OP ordered the same food as that Karen but with meat instead and then meet again and OP says to Karen "how was your non-vegetarian food? KAREN" I think the look on her face would be priceless.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been the victim of more than a few holier-than-thou vegans in the past.

  • @TheSportscar86
    @TheSportscar86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Walfart parking lot Karen sounds as crazy as Lois from Malcolm in the middle during "The parking lot duel" oh, and the song "Its a marshmallow world" just makes it utterly hysterical.

  • @Kautiepye247
    @Kautiepye247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never been this Early and I’m excited for the stories 😈

  • @pjousma
    @pjousma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yeh this stuff makes me giggle, specially with those rSlash "bad" word jokes (they're great).

  • @ThisChangeIsAwful
    @ThisChangeIsAwful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "diffyqgirl"
    .*has flashbacks to differential equations* no, not calculus. please no more.

  • @seahawkdragon9355
    @seahawkdragon9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dicklaw is a great example of why you should invest in a dash cam! Front & rear cameras are the best. Would have shown him both tailgating and brake-checking! THEN something could have been legally done!

  • @purpl3lina
    @purpl3lina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I demand that you make the videos longer. Like an hr or two longer. 10 mins is not enough. 😁

  • @KillJoy_Since2017
    @KillJoy_Since2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Damn a mustard filled donut 🍩

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would of filled that donut with mayonnaise.
    It isn’t evil it’s insane and my sanity went out the window some time ago.

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have used hot sauce

  • @OmniscientWarrior
    @OmniscientWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For that last story. I would have gave the staff a heads up that the lady took my food, so I will be taking hers and am happy with it, but just to be ready for her to come back, in case she does come back.

  • @Sam_-qt3wd
    @Sam_-qt3wd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So does anybody know what the thumbnail is from
    I'm pretty sure it's from the first police academy 🙂 or something close to it

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar, but the background in the Police Academy movie was City Buildings, not trees...

  • @DaemonWorx
    @DaemonWorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to *test* tailgaters. I’ll be going my usual 2-3 miles over the speed limit. When someone then tailgates me, I will the speed up to 5 miles over, because some people legitimately might need to go somewhere. If they back off, the test ends. If they continue to ride me, the test continues. If they continue to ride me, I then slow down to 1-2 miles below the speed limit, speed back up to 2-3 over, and give them one final chance to back off. If they STILL ride me, the games begin. I will suddenly no longer want to get home quickly and will drive almost five below the speed limit, I will speed up just to suddenly slow back down, and pretend to drift then swerve to coax them out and pass me. i watch for when there’s a passing lane or a two lane road. If they try to pass me, I speed up. I will go up to 10 miles over just to force this person to stay behind me. I give myself bonus points if they are forced to turn left/right at an intersection, or if they end up running a red light because they just really wanted to pass me. TL:DR: Don’t tailgate me or else you become my favorite driving mini game

  • @josuevega1558
    @josuevega1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We miss the dog bloopers man bring them back :(

  • @salahramadan2
    @salahramadan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RSLASH:Thats even better than getting a free donut
    Me:theres nothing better than getting a free donut

    • @JeffDeWitt
      @JeffDeWitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about two free donuts?

    • @salahramadan2
      @salahramadan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JeffDeWitt i mean like its still some fresh free donuts

  • @boredinlife
    @boredinlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only thing I want to know is... HOW the hell in the thumbnail that the car in sideway fit between the car parking space? Like wtf tho tbh

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it isn't photoshopped, a car was parked, they pushed it sideways, then parked another car.

  • @arconnelly5365
    @arconnelly5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My grandfather encounter a Karen in a parking lot, she was complaining that my grandfather couldn’t park his motorhome in this one spot, even though she wanted to park in an RV spot, which wasn’t allowed.

  • @RoseWolf-lw5jg
    @RoseWolf-lw5jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey 55 seconds and im here

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    rSlash the fact that you would be willing to sit in the splatter zone compels me to admit that I admire your dedication.

  • @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767
    @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eat your cereal

  • @kisamada1693
    @kisamada1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    rSlash is #1 in finding karens and #1 in dad jokes

  • @JaDeFop
    @JaDeFop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    not first

  • @gaddemnsoxy
    @gaddemnsoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karen: You pissed on this spot!
    Me *Actually Piss* after she said that
    👌 Gtfo my spot

  • @Mia-qf3wz
    @Mia-qf3wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First

    • @evelthecet
      @evelthecet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roblox Captain they were first lmao

  • @Galerak1
    @Galerak1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hang on, you won't say ass or shit, going as far as to pixelate the words out, but you'll repeatedly say piss? What's that all about?

  • @netgnostic1627
    @netgnostic1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Petty revenge is the best kind. It's endlessly rewarding to do the tiniest little thing that causes Karen or Chad to completely lose their shite. A bystander who saw the whole thing would likely be unaware you did anything at all to trigger the rage!

  • @panagea2007
    @panagea2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A driver sped, or tried to speed, though the center of town, but couldn't get past me because of other traffic. I finally turned right, and he passed me. I then saw him stop, back up, and head down the hill after me. I saw a plastic trash barrel on its side in the gutter, and I edged over to just touch it as I went past. The contact bounced the barrel away from the sidewalk and it went under his bumper and made him stop. This happened about 40 years ago and I'm still laughing.

  • @RealButcher
    @RealButcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, that car-lady. And lol (2) , sitting in the splatter-zone.

  • @Urrarg
    @Urrarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope that lawyer's son told him about that post to not only confirm there *was* a conspiracy, but also so the Dbag could find out why it had happened to him.

  • @allenbooth5193
    @allenbooth5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The contest between Karen and OP in "Petty Revenge Karen Wanted My Parking Space" sounds like a pissing contest to me.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to take this chance to spread awareness about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide (also known as hydroxyl acid):
    -It can easily cause severe burns in it’s gaseous state
    -Prolonged exposure to it’s solid form can cause severe tissue damage
    -At least hundrets of deaths yearly can be directly linked to the substance
    -It is used as a coolant in nuclear power plants
    -It has been found in tumors
    -Withdrawal by those addicted to the substance causes certain death
    -It’s a major component of acid rain
    -When a pregnant women ingests enough of the substance during pregnancy the child usually inherits the addiction
    Despite all this it is still:
    -It is still used as an industrial solvant and coolant
    -There are still no regulations about the quantity that can be discharged into the sewers
    -It does not need to be written on the package as an ingredient of most foods
    -The Gouvernement does not bother measuring the concentration of dihydrogen monoxide in the wastewater
    Feel free to ask questions about this chemical. I would like to know what other people think about it and if you consider banning the substance possible.

  • @sheilabalderas780
    @sheilabalderas780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love hearing him say b*tch the bleep makes it even better

  • @h.e.s.4821
    @h.e.s.4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT first story! 👏👏👏

  • @loveislife-ni8zi
    @loveislife-ni8zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love ur channel and these stories !

  • @Noctwa
    @Noctwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last story reminds me of this incident in an online group on Facebook.
    So a particular group I am in was made for empathy and/or people who are extra sensitive to energy type of thing. There was a member who would do a "pick a card get a reading" type of thing but sometimes used images, figurines, feathers etc. This particular time she used stones and had them on an iPad cover. I picked a stone and browsed the comments. There was another person asking if the cover was leather and stating that she is a Vegan because she can feel the animal's suffering and how OP should be more considerate not just for the animals but also for this group who can feel the poor tortured souls screaming. I was laughing a little to myself as I read through her rant and replied "Are you sure that's leather? While it has the texture of leather it has more of a plastic vibe to me." She then began to rant at me about how the wonders of Veganism has given her amazing abilities to be able to pick up on stuff like this and I probably can't feel what she feels because I am not Vegan. I hadn't said whether I was or wasn't but OP replied to the Outraged Vegan that she is very rude. That the cover is made from Pleather. Lol, the OP and I then enjoyed a small conversation in the comment section and the Vegan just disappeared.