"You need to be more bubbly." Had this said to me once. Brain to mouth filter disengaged and I responded with "I thought you wanted an employee, not a bottle of champagne?"
@@moonlight_mediii Yes, that must be the one, half the comments are about rSlash shouting from across the room. Thanks, I'm not sure I'd have found it on my own
That is MY joke! I DEMAND to speak to your MANAGER! And I will be suing for IDENTITY THEFT! I cannot BELIEVE you would be SO disrespectful. Your mother should be ASHAMED! /s
This actually reminds me of a time when I worked in retail. When I worked in retail, I was a selector, basically grocery shopping for people that shopped online. Because of that, there was a lot of walking and running around, so most of us carried a water bottle with us. There was a time when management said that we were not allowed to have water bottles in our trolley anymore, and that if we were thirsty, we had to take a drink from drinking fountain. Apparently, their reason for this was because the water bottle might get on the food and make it unsanitary, even though the water bottle is put in a empty slot on the trolley, never close to the food, and the water bottle is closed most of the time. Because of the stupid reason, when I went to the doctor, I asked for a letter of permission to have my water bottle with me to keep myself healthy. I turned it in and I was allowed to have my water bottle with me. It has been years since that happened, and I don’t know if they took the rule away or not.
7:55 I've replayed this 5 times and I'm still laughing so hard I can't breathe. Is it wrong I picture rSlash pushing back his chair, leaning back with a shit eating grin and yelling this? I was reading something while listening to rSlash and this moment made me laugh out loud in my office. This was almost as good as the woman yelling "Excuuuuuuuuse me!" that one time. 🤣🤣🤣
dude oml thank you💖 1: woAh thats alot of peeps that liked 2: my teacher actually ended up giving me a free coffee so all is good. Happy day to you all lovely peoples
ik i took half a year.. but based on the month, i would guess my health project. It was an essay and poster of how smoking can affect ur body. I mostly worked on the art of the poster (since its my fav part) I copied the photo of back when i was making it with my partner--- when it was halfway done :D share.icloud.com/photos/0kRckne5bPQnyt-FYQZc3v5Pw
I would like to think that when the uncle wrote “more” on the rock I can only imagine the writing being extremely jagged and is more like he has gone feral and must survive on the leaves and apples so he demands more having being overtaken by the apples
Interesting.. the way the story was told I imagined really nice cursive etching of "more" on the rock as if they tried to be as polite/cute as possible. Though I very much enjoy the idea of going feral to survive on leaf litter and wormy apples
When I was 7m pregnant I had to get my doctor to send a note in for me saying I can use the restroom at least once an hour My night manager had warned me if I keep used the restroom more than twice on a 6h shift id get written up for waisting time My doctor looked up my jobs fax number an faxed the note to the store manager plus gave me a. personal copy
That's so dumb. If there's any person who deserves to be able to use the bathroom when they need to, it's the person who has a human child sitting on their bladder 24/7. That being said, no one should have to justify going to the the bathroom often, especially if the breaks are only 2-3 minutes.
Came back to say, imagine the person who walked into the bank and received that greeting. Probably startled the piss out of them, being politely and flamboyantly yelled at by a big dude that I imagine in my mind looks like Chris Pratt when he was on Parks and Recreation. LOL
My doctor writes like a 13yr old girl- he has curly letters and little circles over his “i”s. He deals with old people who spend so much time bitching about doctors handwriting (and anything else they can think of for the day) that he makes sure to write neatly..
My last 2 doctors both had really good handwriting. The first time I saw the first doctors handwriting, I looked up at him and asked if he was okay. He looked at me confused. I held up his note and said "this is the best handwriting that I've ever seen." He laughed took his notepad and wrote something down and handed it over to me. I laughed and he walked out. It was the same note only in chicken scratch. I walked out of the room, said thanks, paid and left still laughing.
It’s 12:55am and I have school in the morning. I’ve been feeling like crap and been binge watching some r/slash and I’m going to end my night with some malicious compliance 😁 have a lovely day everyone.
6:39 "Pretty sure I wore a s***-eating grin every time I walked to the bathroom after that." *PSA:* do NOT use 's***-eating grin' in the same sentence as 'bathroom', ever.
Calmputer Gaming Thank you. And while we’re on the subject of s***-eating grins, where did that phrase originate? I have a VERY hard time imagining anybody grinning when they have s*** in their mouth. Sounds nauseating to me.
When I was pregnant I had morning sickness from day one to the very end. I also worked at a call center and often I was running to the bathroom to puke! My manager actually required a doctors note to excuse the bathroom breaks! My doctor was not impressed! I wish I could remember what it said! But it basically was, please excuse Nikki as she needs to puke quite frequently and puking in the trash basket at her desk is unacceptable!
Ever since I started to listen to these, yours is the only I like that isn't robotic, monotone, or drawn out syllables, etc. It sucks that you make one video a day since I listened to all of your videos, but that's what makes your channel amusing and come back for more
The shout at 7:54 is amazing and hilarious. It sounds like multiple people shouting that down a tunnel at once but also sounds happy. I love it. It made me giggle when I needed it. Thanks, RSlash
Flea's neighbour must of loved him to see his beefy onions and him supping home brewed scrumpy courtesy to them. Hope they're daft enough to keep throwing over them bags of apples and leaf litter.
There's actually a VERY good reason why the bank employee was trained to loudly greet all people who entered the branch - it's a theft deterrent. Who's more likely to rob the place: the person who thinks they slipped in unnoticed or the one who clearly knows they have been seen? It also alerts other staff that someone has entered.
OMG.. the bathroom break one KILLED me... if I had someone come in asking for a note like that, I would be laughing to the point of crying in tears at the office as I wrote it :P
The Mr. Rogers story was a bit misleading, but very entertaining and totally worth it. I'm glad he was able to benefit from what his neighbors thought was a dirty trick. It's great when a bully's trick backfires on him or her. Thanks for the stories....
Imagine you're on the run from the cops, you get caught, three cops with huge handlebar mustaches corner you, and one handcuffs you while saying, "You're under arrest, see?"
My grandfather ran a used furniture store. He always took pride in what he did and always made sure the furniture was good enough for sellers. He was the only one buy and putting the tags on the furniture so he knew what the prices were. I remember one tag switcher tried to pull a quick one on him, change a sofa tag with a small table, and was shocked when he told her that was wrong. Also back in the early 2000's he had a woman ask him to turn of his christmas music because it was making her upset. He looked at her and went "Are you going to tell the manager of Kroger to turn off their christmas music?" then turned the music up even more.
🤣🤣🤣 The bank story needs to come with a warning label! I almost DIED laughing on a granola bar inhale when you echo-yelled the man's greeting to his bank clients!
7:54 I had the volume on my headphones cranked up and this scared the absolute crap out of me! So of course I rewound it and listened to that part another 6 times, while laughing hysterically the entire time. Not gonna lie, i do prefer it quite a bit more than Karen's "EXCUUUUSE ME".
The photo of Mr. Rogers doing a double bird was click bait to me. I mean, Mr. Rogers! Although Mr. Rogers did *not* do a double bird in any story (cLiCk bAit wARnInG), I did enjoy the malicious compliance stories. I haven't been to The Rslash Channel in awhile but decided to check on your recent work. 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
that image is from a video of an early episode where he was playing a very very old singing callback game called "where is thumbkin?" with a group of children, where each finger on the hand has a different name and is called out for as "where is (name of finger) and then the child responds with "here i am" and shows the finger and sings the response and next verse. in the song and the middle finger is "tall man". Out of context to modern eyes it looks like he's flipping the bird to a bunch of small children and laughing about it, but at the time it was part of the game they were playing. so yeah, using it was super clickbaity for this since Mr. Rogers is only mentioned in vague passing in the last story as a joke, but at least it gave the comment section something to talk about.
16:12 : the exact moment when Rslash transforms into Wander, the Star Nomad, Tumbleweed, Sunshine Banjo-Face, whatever you want to call that fuzzy orange spoon.
Air force has a similar guide on mustaches and my JROTC instructor in High School loved having a goatee when he wasn't in uniform. He said it didn't look that way on everybody but because of the way his lips and mouth are shaped it looks like a hitler stache. The other instructor wore one for a few weeks, he actually pulled it off quite well.
2:26 imagine Jim Carrey as dr. Eggman with his handlebar mustache, but instead of a mad scientist he's a cop with frankly an ugly mustache, or better yet imagine mung doll from Chowder
I worked as a simple welding inspector in nuclear power. It was so much fun to whip out the fine print that hardly anyone else bothered to read. Sometimes I wondered if the construction side even could read.
8:00 When he said his boss told him he "wasn't being bubbly enough" I was half expecting him to turn up for work covered in bubbles. "Hey, boss. This bubbly enough for you?"
I was listening to this in my second hour class and durring the bank one I almost started laughing very loud. And keep in mind the class was VERY quiet all you can hear is the ac.
When I was hired as a Greeter at Walmart in my early 20s, I was informed we were part of Asset Protection (security) as essentially first and last line. When we said hello to somebody, it let them know someone was watching. When we said goodbye to someone, it was again "we've got eyes on you." You wouldn't believe how INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE this was. Like omg. I personally, just from what I was told, prevented thousands of dollars of product from being stolen. To understand how effective just greeting people was at stopping theft, one store manager we had decided greeters were pointless and pulled everyone from the doors to do other things. Shrink (product that is either lost, damaged, or stolen) increased by over 100%. No greeters meant nobody watching when some guy loaded up a bunch of TVs on a flat cart and ran out the door with them.
This dude had literal trash thrown on his lawn, and the absolute madlad _used it to his advantage and asked for MORE._ I need lessons from this guy. He could write a book. "How to win at life while still being almost too nice"
The "hi there, welcome to US bank!" Is pretty much EXACTLY what dominos expected from us, standing maybe 3 feet from the door while at the desk, with a HUGE grin on your face
I love the handlebar mustache story. I’d love to see 20 cops chasing someone in a police chase, catching up to the person they are chasing, then all simultaneously coming out of the cop cars with their handlebar mustaches
Imagine being this guy’s neighbor and you just hear HIIIIIIIII TTTTTTHHHHHHHHERRREE WEEEEELLLLLCCCCOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE TOTTOOOOOO US BAAAAAANNNNNJKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TY so much for this info. Your post should be the first one on here. I couldn't believe this hype, so I researched and found the clip easily. 'Innocent' in its own way, but also so much fun to watch the knowledgeable adults in it. LOL th-cam.com/video/Ftiw0BCTZg8/w-d-xo.html
"OPEN UP, OPEN UP I SAY-" **WHACK** "Hello? hello? helllooo? anyone?" *shrug* Seriously what was that guy thinking climbing on the truck like that and demanding the door be opened? Best MC story ever.
2:13 Imagine the news helicopter guys reaction. Lol "..... the suspect is stopping, the officers are getting out and they..... they... all have handlebar mustaches?" Lol
What would you do if 10 cops showed up to your house, all wearing handlebar mustaches?
Give them a lady's shaver
Beat them up with metal bars and say "i can handle them"
rSlash idk but I love you rSlash
I would have to make sure I did not time travel to the 80's
Call the police to make sure that they aren't drunk
Mr. Rogers sued the KKK for impersonating him and playing the theme song of his show in their racist phone calls. Mr. Rogers IRL didn’t eff around.
Can you timestamp the story with Steve?
Thank$ :3
I didnt know that, that's awesome!
Mr. Rogers is a fucking legend. I didn’t even know about his show until I saw a trailer for “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?”
Good on him for fighting back against intolerance! Mr. Rogers was truly one of the nicest guy in history. Incredibly intelligent too.
If you weren’t actin right neighborly, he’d force you at gun point.
"You need to be more bubbly."
Had this said to me once. Brain to mouth filter disengaged and I responded with "I thought you wanted an employee, not a bottle of champagne?"
What'd they say to that?
Good answer 😂
Lovely answer! 😂
@@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 I don't work there anymore.
@@JamesCrimson43 😂😂
I died when you actually shouted "Hi there, welcome to US bank!"
7:54, just to listen to it over and over again.
And from so far away too 😂
I nearly spat out my food when he did that
I can't stop laughing at it.
It sounded like a robotic PA from Fallout
Love that
I’m cackling hearing “HI WELCOME TO U.S. BANK” because he also sounds like the “I AM A STEGOSAURUS “ from ASDF movie
It has the same energy as the "Hi welcome to chili's" vine
I agree with both of you. I died laughing at that story
EXACT SAME ENERGY XD!
I fuckin cried 🤣😃🤣😃😃😂
Oml yes
I hope I'm not the only one who loved that Bank story. Caught me off guard that he would go across the room and say "Hi there, welcome to us bank"
Me too. It was unexpected.
It was really funny. He actually did that on another one of his videos
@@limiv5272 I think I know what video it is. Mind linking it just to make sure?
@@DewCrewGamingYT I think it's this one.
th-cam.com/video/Q8lp8JZbr4I/w-d-xo.html
@@moonlight_mediii Yes, that must be the one, half the comments are about rSlash shouting from across the room. Thanks, I'm not sure I'd have found it on my own
Me: trying to fall asleep while listening to r/slash
R/Slash: HIII THERE WELCOME TO US BANK!!!
It sure as hell scared me
Nice icon ;)
NylaTheWolf who
@@dracolizard4636 They're replying to "i don't know something catchy". lol
I actually did fall asleep
On the handlebar mustache story, imagine getting pulled over by a Barber Shop quartet
🎶 do you know why we pulled you oooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrr🎶
Hellooooooo
Hellooooooooo
Hellooooooooooo
What's all this then?
Or, silent-film melodrama villains...
in sing song: "Do you" x4 "Know how fast you were going sir?"
"Licennnnnnse!" "Insuraaaaance!" "Registratiooooooon!"
Deter robbers?
- “HI THERE WELCOME TO US BANK!!!!!”
-“Are these people being given crack? I’m out”
‘Oh shit, these bitches insane’
'Hell naw, these people are nuts.'
'OH HELL NAW IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY NOT THE TELLERS'
"Shoot everyone is looking at me, better dip out now!"
7:55
If I walk into US Bank next time and rSlash doesn’t greet me this way, I’m getting the manager and suing for harassment.
"Our bank will give you $100 if you are not greeted with a ""Hello"".
would it be suing for harassment, or lack of harassment?
_YES!_
OP: *Is thirsty due to the talking*
Manager: *"Wait, that's illegal."*
@LEGO stormtrooper .-. Hello there
That is MY joke! I DEMAND to speak to your MANAGER! And I will be suing for IDENTITY THEFT! I cannot BELIEVE you would be SO disrespectful. Your mother should be ASHAMED!
/s
This actually reminds me of a time when I worked in retail. When I worked in retail, I was a selector, basically grocery shopping for people that shopped online. Because of that, there was a lot of walking and running around, so most of us carried a water bottle with us. There was a time when management said that we were not allowed to have water bottles in our trolley anymore, and that if we were thirsty, we had to take a drink from drinking fountain. Apparently, their reason for this was because the water bottle might get on the food and make it unsanitary, even though the water bottle is put in a empty slot on the trolley, never close to the food, and the water bottle is closed most of the time. Because of the stupid reason, when I went to the doctor, I asked for a letter of permission to have my water bottle with me to keep myself healthy. I turned it in and I was allowed to have my water bottle with me. It has been years since that happened, and I don’t know if they took the rule away or not.
7:55 I just imagine Rslash rolling on his chair a few feet away from his desk with Yugo staring at him just to say that one line
7:55 I've replayed this 5 times and I'm still laughing so hard I can't breathe. Is it wrong I picture rSlash pushing back his chair, leaning back with a shit eating grin and yelling this? I was reading something while listening to rSlash and this moment made me laugh out loud in my office. This was almost as good as the woman yelling "Excuuuuuuuuse me!" that one time. 🤣🤣🤣
I remember that XD
Link?
It’s so sad that I know the exact “excuuuuuuuse me” that you’re talking about 😭😭
You and me both
I'm going for the 34th
Rslash: the dude i can always count on for when i pull and all nighter - i just finished my project and this video is my treat for me lol
This comment feels so honest. Congrats on finishing your project dude. I can relate.
dude oml thank you💖
1: woAh thats alot of peeps that liked
2: my teacher actually ended up giving me a free coffee so all is good. Happy day to you all lovely peoples
op, what was your project on?
ik i took half a year.. but based on the month, i would guess my health project. It was an essay and poster of how smoking can affect ur body. I mostly worked on the art of the poster (since its my fav part)
I copied the photo of back when i was making it with my partner--- when it was halfway done :D
share.icloud.com/photos/0kRckne5bPQnyt-FYQZc3v5Pw
CaptinCrissPants Says hi it’s beautiful
I would like to think that when the uncle wrote “more” on the rock I can only imagine the writing being extremely jagged and is more like he has gone feral and must survive on the leaves and apples so he demands more having being overtaken by the apples
Interesting.. the way the story was told I imagined really nice cursive etching of "more" on the rock as if they tried to be as polite/cute as possible. Though I very much enjoy the idea of going feral to survive on leaf litter and wormy apples
The uncle story would make one heck of an R.L.Stein book...
@@lysandrarenshaw3584 kinda like that one where a guy injected plants with carnivore dna and completely mutated them?
@@thebrokenodyssey665 yeah like that one.
MOAR, I SAID MOOOOOREEE
When I was 7m pregnant I had to get my doctor to send a note in for me saying I can use the restroom at least once an hour
My night manager had warned me if I keep used the restroom more than twice on a 6h shift id get written up for waisting time
My doctor looked up my jobs fax number an faxed the note to the store manager plus gave me a. personal copy
That's so dumb. If there's any person who deserves to be able to use the bathroom when they need to, it's the person who has a human child sitting on their bladder 24/7. That being said, no one should have to justify going to the the bathroom often, especially if the breaks are only 2-3 minutes.
Waisting?
@@thereisnosanctuary6184
Puzzling, isn't it?
Maybe it's like 'wasting' time, except with a belly button and hips?
Dunno?
What happened afterwards?
Came back to say, imagine the person who walked into the bank and received that greeting. Probably startled the piss out of them, being politely and flamboyantly yelled at by a big dude that I imagine in my mind looks like Chris Pratt when he was on Parks and Recreation. LOL
Holy crap, I pictured a Chris Pratt type guy too lol.
I about died with your “bellowing singsongy voice”
Same XD
7:53 I was drinking coffee, now I'm wearing it 😂😂😂😂😂
I hope it had cooled by then otherwise ouch.
Bull crap, I can read that doctors handwriting.
PotterBrony82 nah doctors around here don’t have chicken scratch writing so I think the eligible hand writing doctors notes are more a regional thing.
@@locket-loading1206 I assure you that's very common in Europe too XD I think it depends more on the doctor or the time they take to write
It's probably because the doctor took their sweet time in writing that in the most condescending way possible for maximum laughs.
My doctor writes like a 13yr old girl- he has curly letters and little circles over his “i”s. He deals with old people who spend so much time bitching about doctors handwriting (and anything else they can think of for the day) that he makes sure to write neatly..
My last 2 doctors both had really good handwriting. The first time I saw the first doctors handwriting, I looked up at him and asked if he was okay. He looked at me confused. I held up his note and said "this is the best handwriting that I've ever seen." He laughed took his notepad and wrote something down and handed it over to me. I laughed and he walked out. It was the same note only in chicken scratch. I walked out of the room, said thanks, paid and left still laughing.
It’s 12:55am and I have school in the morning. I’ve been feeling like crap and been binge watching some r/slash and I’m going to end my night with some malicious compliance 😁 have a lovely day everyone.
Ayden And Friends feeling bad over here too! Love listening to Rslash in the morning to start my day
You too. Hope you feel better soon!!
harry atkin allergies have been kicking my ass thanks for the support!
harry atkin thank you :)
Relatable i have class in the morning but am here commenting
I was in class when you screamed "HI THERE WELCOME TO US BANK!"
I have detention for 2 weeks for wheezing and crying with laughter in class
worth it
Griffin Montgomery really? Your school is dumb!
What class? I could see getting in trouble for not paying attention, but if it was a free period then...
@@katherinethesling4856 It was my tech class and we had a free period
2 weeks for laughing? Where the hell is your school, Soviet Russia?
I was on the bus when I heard the echoing HI THERE, and I had to contain my giggles
6:39 "Pretty sure I wore a s***-eating grin every time I walked to the bathroom after that."
*PSA:* do NOT use 's***-eating grin' in the same sentence as 'bathroom', ever.
Calmputer Gaming Thank you.
And while we’re on the subject of s***-eating grins, where did that phrase originate? I have a VERY hard time imagining anybody grinning when they have s*** in their mouth. Sounds nauseating to me.
1:05
If your boss gets angry over a handlebar mustache, then that's not cool. A magnificent mustache should always be admired.
Nice to see you here
7:53 I literally cannot stop laughing at this.
Same 😂😂😂
At 7:51 He actually did a voice for that😂😂
7:54 this is the time stamp y’all are looking for
Who else thought about Dr. Eggman when he said "Handlebar Stashes"
When he said it reached to his ears I pictured Nietzsche 🤣
"Rock"cnnaise LOL! Watch the Sonic movie three times. That part cracks me up.
I did not... I thought of something else.
I thought of Lucas Simms from Fallout 3.
Dick Dastardly for me.
When I was pregnant I had morning sickness from day one to the very end. I also worked at a call center and often I was running to the bathroom to puke!
My manager actually required a doctors note to excuse the bathroom breaks!
My doctor was not impressed!
I wish I could remember what it said! But it basically was, please excuse Nikki as she needs to puke quite frequently and puking in the trash basket at her desk is unacceptable!
R/ saying “well thank ya neighbor!” Is my new religion. Screw angle dust saying “this thing got any liqua?”
I personally prefer the “harder daddy” line.
@@vanguardangel6912 SON?!
Purebred noodle anything can beat a slur spewing spider
"HA! No!"
It’s been two years but the “HI WELCOME TO US BANK” will live rent free in my head for years to come and it always makes me smile 😂
Ever since I started to listen to these, yours is the only I like that isn't robotic, monotone, or drawn out syllables, etc. It sucks that you make one video a day since I listened to all of your videos, but that's what makes your channel amusing and come back for more
TheAthens619 fresh is cool. So is Bumfris
Alex N not as good as rslash
That was amazing. I do not know exactly how you hot that spot-on reverberation. But it is wonderful. 7:54
He probably just went way back into the mic, or he just shouted it across the room.
I love how his first thought was not "someone's chucking garbage in my yard! >:( " it was "oh how kind they thought I could use this :)"
The shout at 7:54 is amazing and hilarious. It sounds like multiple people shouting that down a tunnel at once but also sounds happy. I love it. It made me giggle when I needed it. Thanks, RSlash
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
r/slash: *"HIIIII THEREEEEE! WELCOME TO US BANK!!"*
Flea's neighbour must of loved him to see his beefy onions and him supping home brewed scrumpy courtesy to them. Hope they're daft enough to keep throwing over them bags of apples and leaf litter.
The whole bellowing across the room stunt had me laughing 😂 I love it when RSlash does this. Thank you!
Yep on the bank thing. We did the same thing for the same security reason. Did not expect you do the yelling thing, was hilarious.
I lost it at "hello welcome to us bank!"
There's actually a VERY good reason why the bank employee was trained to loudly greet all people who entered the branch - it's a theft deterrent. Who's more likely to rob the place: the person who thinks they slipped in unnoticed or the one who clearly knows they have been seen? It also alerts other staff that someone has entered.
7:54 I couldn't stop laughing at that part
I need to find a way to make this my notification sound
12:33 😂 “Mr. Shouty Man” 🤣
Imagine your at a protest and all these guys rockin the police uniform, hat sunglasses and a HUGE handlebar moustache
OMG.. the bathroom break one KILLED me... if I had someone come in asking for a note like that, I would be laughing to the point of crying in tears at the office as I wrote it :P
“HI THERE, WELCOME TO US BANK!” Dear God I was not prepared for that
2:11 you would be like: holy f-ing shit dude! I only did a joint and a couple of beers. Wtf are those mustache clones?!
Only OGs remember when Mr. Rodgers won The Ultimate Showdown
Of ultimate destiny
HII THERE WELCOME TO US BANK
of ultimate destiny?
Your pfp is giving me so much cognitive dissonance. Feels like a pillar man stuck his hand in my head
Commenting Creatively it’s from a song called the ultimate showdown, in part of the lyrics it says this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
1:55 real men don't cry. But he isn't a man, he's a legend.
7:54 oh my fucking gosh
Those cops in the first story sound like the coolest cops ever with their mustaches.
The police officers have caught us with the FBI in South Sudan. Mr Rodgers needs to help us and get his revenge
The Mr. Rogers story was a bit misleading, but very entertaining and totally worth it. I'm glad he was able to benefit from what his neighbors thought was a dirty trick. It's great when a bully's trick backfires on him or her. Thanks for the stories....
I demand you post videos of Yugo. As a subscriber I DESERVE to see more of him
Yugo: *Sqeek Sqeek*
RSlash: YUGO!!! STOP!!
R/: *tries to make videos*
Yugo: *smol squeaking noises*
Imagine you're on the run from the cops, you get caught, three cops with huge handlebar mustaches corner you, and one handcuffs you while saying, "You're under arrest, see?"
rSlash: "The guy had time to …. cool off."
Patrick: "Boo!"
lol
My grandfather ran a used furniture store. He always took pride in what he did and always made sure the furniture was good enough for sellers. He was the only one buy and putting the tags on the furniture so he knew what the prices were. I remember one tag switcher tried to pull a quick one on him, change a sofa tag with a small table, and was shocked when he told her that was wrong. Also back in the early 2000's he had a woman ask him to turn of his christmas music because it was making her upset. He looked at her and went "Are you going to tell the manager of Kroger to turn off their christmas music?" then turned the music up even more.
At 7:55 I LOST IT 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 The bank story needs to come with a warning label! I almost DIED laughing on a granola bar inhale when you echo-yelled the man's greeting to his bank clients!
7:54 I had the volume on my headphones cranked up and this scared the absolute crap out of me! So of course I rewound it and listened to that part another 6 times, while laughing hysterically the entire time.
Not gonna lie, i do prefer it quite a bit more than Karen's "EXCUUUUSE ME".
Mr.Roger doing anything malicious sounds like fan-fiction
The photo of Mr. Rogers doing a double bird was click bait to me. I mean, Mr. Rogers! Although Mr. Rogers did *not* do a double bird in any story (cLiCk bAit wARnInG), I did enjoy the malicious compliance stories. I haven't been to The Rslash Channel in awhile but decided to check on your recent work. 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
that image is from a video of an early episode where he was playing a very very old singing callback game called "where is thumbkin?" with a group of children, where each finger on the hand has a different name and is called out for as "where is (name of finger) and then the child responds with "here i am" and shows the finger and sings the response and next verse. in the song and the middle finger is "tall man". Out of context to modern eyes it looks like he's flipping the bird to a bunch of small children and laughing about it, but at the time it was part of the game they were playing.
so yeah, using it was super clickbaity for this since Mr. Rogers is only mentioned in vague passing in the last story as a joke, but at least it gave the comment section something to talk about.
@16:25 It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood-for malicious compliance! LOL
8:02 I was picturing a super tall dude yelling across a hallway and everyone staring at him in confusion
the "HIIII THERE WELCOME TO US BANNNKKK" had me dying
I would be -totally- flatfooted by the highway patrol pulling me over and rocking a handlebar stash way out with curls...
That's when you wonder at what point you were transported to the 1800s.
“Excuse me sir, my moustache would like a word with you”
I laughed so hard when they said that drainage channels are called dykes lmao. I'm not being homophobic I just thought it was funny
16:12 : the exact moment when Rslash transforms into Wander, the Star Nomad, Tumbleweed, Sunshine Banjo-Face, whatever you want to call that fuzzy orange spoon.
I was imagining they would just cut the mustaches down to like Hitler staches
pretty sure that how you exponentially increase your odds of getting shot by the local minorities
Yeah, handlebar mustaches are safer
Air force has a similar guide on mustaches and my JROTC instructor in High School loved having a goatee when he wasn't in uniform. He said it didn't look that way on everybody but because of the way his lips and mouth are shaped it looks like a hitler stache. The other instructor wore one for a few weeks, he actually pulled it off quite well.
@@masterofmundus1304 seeing this reminded me of an old cracked video about the last man wearing a Hitler stache. Things that must have happened series
2:26 imagine Jim Carrey as dr. Eggman with his handlebar mustache, but instead of a mad scientist he's a cop with frankly an ugly mustache, or better yet imagine mung doll from Chowder
Ok anyone feel a little clickbaity on this one i was expecting a actual Mr Rogers Story.
Same
I was really pumped for a Mr. Rogers story.
Same here!
I worked as a simple welding inspector in nuclear power. It was so much fun to whip out the fine print that hardly anyone else bothered to read. Sometimes I wondered if the construction side even could read.
I’m currently a substitute teacher, so that Pee Break story really got me. I felt that. I’m lucky if I get a single 20 minute break all day. 🙃
8:00 When he said his boss told him he "wasn't being bubbly enough" I was half expecting him to turn up for work covered in bubbles. "Hey, boss. This bubbly enough for you?"
I was listening to this in my second hour class and durring the bank one I almost started laughing very loud. And keep in mind the class was VERY quiet all you can hear is the ac.
"HI THEREEE! WELCOME TO US BANKKKKK"
The *_HIII THERE!! WELCOME TO US BANK!!!_* fucking killed me holy shit my sides
16:01 FEED! ME! MOOOOREEEEE!
When I was hired as a Greeter at Walmart in my early 20s, I was informed we were part of Asset Protection (security) as essentially first and last line. When we said hello to somebody, it let them know someone was watching. When we said goodbye to someone, it was again "we've got eyes on you." You wouldn't believe how INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE this was. Like omg. I personally, just from what I was told, prevented thousands of dollars of product from being stolen. To understand how effective just greeting people was at stopping theft, one store manager we had decided greeters were pointless and pulled everyone from the doors to do other things. Shrink (product that is either lost, damaged, or stolen) increased by over 100%. No greeters meant nobody watching when some guy loaded up a bunch of TVs on a flat cart and ran out the door with them.
My brain initially read the title as “Dont mess with Mr Poggers!”
This dude had literal trash thrown on his lawn, and the absolute madlad _used it to his advantage and asked for MORE._
I need lessons from this guy. He could write a book. "How to win at life while still being almost too nice"
It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...
Won’t you be my? Won’t you be my? Neighbor!
*HIIII WELCOME TO US BANK!*
@@slugintub2642 was not ready for that ending
The "hi there, welcome to US bank!" Is pretty much EXACTLY what dominos expected from us, standing maybe 3 feet from the door while at the desk, with a HUGE grin on your face
I laughed so hard when he shouted “HIIIIII, WELCOME TO U.S BANK”
I love the handlebar mustache story. I’d love to see 20 cops chasing someone in a police chase, catching up to the person they are chasing, then all simultaneously coming out of the cop cars with their handlebar mustaches
That thumbnail really attacked my childhood. Darn, man.
The “Hi there welcome to us bank!” Was so extra and I loved it
When I heard you say “dyke” at 11:35 I thought you were talking about something else...
The "HI THERE WELCOME TO US BANK" fucking killed me! I was wheezing for a good minute and had to pause so I couldn't miss the rest!
Lmao the bank one made me laugh for the first time in 4 months
Imagine being this guy’s neighbor and you just hear HIIIIIIIII TTTTTTHHHHHHHHERRREE WEEEEELLLLLCCCCOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE TOTTOOOOOO US BAAAAAANNNNNJKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fun fact, The thumbnail where mr Roger's is flipping off the camera, Its from a short called 'Wheres thumbkin'
TY so much for this info. Your post should be the first one on here.
I couldn't believe this hype, so I researched and found the clip easily. 'Innocent' in its own way, but also so much fun to watch the knowledgeable adults in it. LOL
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"OPEN UP, OPEN UP I SAY-"
**WHACK**
"Hello? hello? helllooo? anyone?" *shrug*
Seriously what was that guy thinking climbing on the truck like that and demanding the door be opened?
Best MC story ever.
Em:*reports video*
R/:wtf!?
Em:there is sewring!
R/:○-○
I like tö edit 👏
HII THERE WELCOME TO US BANK
Kahls r/whoooosh
2:13 Imagine the news helicopter guys reaction. Lol
"..... the suspect is stopping, the officers are getting out and they..... they... all have handlebar mustaches?" Lol
I laughed so much at that echoed part
I really enjoy these stories,and when these OPs are able to find doctors willing to help play along it makes the story soooo much more satisfying!😁
Welcome to r/ where I always skip to the end and reload to avoid a thousand ads
That "HI THERE" thing from across the room KILLED me 🤣