Tom Segura's Kids CAN'T STOP Cursing | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- Highlight From Episode 239: • Don't Call It A Comeba...
Tom talks to Jon Stewart about the colorful curse words his son uses around him and Christina.
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I laughed til I cried when Tom said his 5 yr old called him a nervous bitch.
that is definitely an original!
Lmao i laughed so Fucking hard. Like three times. I’m pretty shocked that I’ve never heard put “nervous” next to “bitch” before but it’s hilarious.
@@1994Trill it is F'in hilarious, now i call people that when im messing with them. Cheers!
Love Jon and Tom’s stories about his kids, especially the cool bedtime stories
thank both of you ... as a father of five daughters ... tom you are spot on as how they change into their own people ......thanks tom ..thanks john ...
Such a breather from Bert.
I’d rather Bert than a propagandist.
@@luisalejandro2335 yea that’s true. Just nice to hear Tom get through a full sentence.
You mean propagandists you don't agree with. If Tucker was on here you'd be all for it
@@OberynTheRedViper again nice to hear Tom Talk.
@@chrisschuldt3865😂
My aunt told my sister not to judge her kids by how they act at home but by how they act at someone’s else’s house.
The people talking crap in the comments are probably terrible parents.
Too true. Me and my sons have these conversations all the time. And because i told them young if they wanna cuss you do it at home and never get it trouble for it with your mom or anyone else. I love it. Too funny bro.
I have twin girls, 2 years old. One of them the other day dropped her toy, turns around and yells Ahh fuck! Top of her lungs. And my wife did exactly this...where do you think she learned that from? Well, me of course! Kids are awesome
That’s wild. My boys are 16 and still ask for permission to swear in front of me. 😂
They’re probably scared of you. Noice!
Hey mine too! I dig it!😉
The way Tom said he called him a "fuck," I have a feeling his kid used a different f-word.
They only keep doing it because it makes him laugh.
Everyone saying shit about their parenting is praying Tom acknowledges them like he reads other horrible comments on his podcast lol
“Our kids don’t respect us”
-parent who laughs at their children
Tom does not strike me as the sort of person to have kids
Such cool guy parents.
Toms kids are going to be psychotic rich kids
Kids obviously respect their teachers. Not so much parents.
I'm convinced that eight year old wakes up each morning with an agenda of either killing me or making me have a nervous breakdown. Just so he can sit back, laugh, and watch the show. Evil little shit. And THIS is the insanity of being a parent, because I still love him more than anything. If he were a dog he would bite me while wagging his tail.
Lots of people saying that Tom and Tina are bad parents... but the kids seem pretty shitty too
...are you legit calling a 5 year old and a 9 year old boy shitty? Imagine what that says about you.
Growing up, cursing was a right of passage that you do with your friends at an early age because you think it’s cool. But not with your parents
Kids are innocent, it's going to b fine because Tom is good parent..it'll be fine once a punishment is enforced ❤
Usually there's no problems when a 45 year old woman give birth
My mom made me eat soap for cussing
Wawa Coffee??
I don’t think. That’s definitely not a goose.
He and his wife are actually terrible parents. His kids will learn respect in prison.
“I don’t do that” literally talks about doing that in other episodes 😂
You think rich people go to prison? Hahahaha
Oh so you know Tom and Christina personally? Fuck outta here with “they are terrible parents” do you even have kids?
Hate from Michigan
Oh so you know them?
Massive hate from Phoenix
Tom and Christina should not have kids.
For real lmao. 🤣
I disagree. They should make 2 more.
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If I swore in front of my mother as a child she would take a bar of soap and grind it across your teeth like grating cheese, you could taste it for days.
At 3:15 Tom talks how amazing it is his kid learned how to react in certain situations. Or his kid is a psychopath that is hiding in plain site. Sorry it could be both hoping he turns out like dad not charo or Tina’s side.
The people in the comments trashing Tom and Christina are clowns
It's Garth Brooks sending his poors to bring down the Mommy community. It works on simple minds that love nothing more than a bandwagon, to validate their own insecurities.
It’s kind of not shocking that two comics have fucked up kids lol (kidding but not)
I really hope these are all made up stories for laughs, otherwise I’ve lost all respect for Tom. This isn’t funny
So funny... but awful parenting.
Yup
How do you figure? My daughter is 6 and amazing. Teachers at her school seek me out to tell me what a great kid she is. She is allowed to swear in the bathroom and in the car. She doesn't overdo it, and knows when it is and is not appropriate to swear. This is incredible parenting and I am so glad he has such a great relationship with his sons.
@@Annie-bt5wn no self control or respect for parents. These kids will be out of control and have no boundaries. Bad parenting.
Funny parenting is better than good parenting. Its not even a close call
This is how you know Tom has retired from stand-up comedy. He’s doing a podcast with the comedian who hasn’t told a joke in 15 years.
Stewart tells jokes all the time, they’re just depressingly dark in their poignancy
John Steward has won a Mark Twain award, made the Daily Show into a huge success, helped launch several careers, has helped advocate for first responders and veterans...and continues to tell great jokes...and you have done what exactly?
@@edubbs3528 Stewart has not told a joke in 15 years. And if you didn’t know, the Mark Twain Award is an elitist popularity contest, not a sincere recognition of comedic talent. And his work for first responders and veterans while commendable is ultimately ineffectual because once again, the man has never done anything without turning it into a performance act where he mugs for a camera. He’s not a serious person.
Tom and his wife made fun of pro Palestine supporters and said they don’t want to see that shit on their feed. You know, the genocide awareness raising. They also openly defended colonialism. No, they weren’t joking. BLOCKOUT2024
Make sure they learn how to fight because they will get theirs asses handed to them
Im 37 and still do not curse in front of my parents. 🤷🏽♀️
All this from a 5yr old? Oh super funny......
Shut up Jon
Hi Tom
It would suck if tom segura was your dad
Horrible parent gone vial
Horrible parents.
Funny but Terrible parents
Hating Tom from Canada
This is disgusting…extremely low class…it’s somehow funny that kids repeat what their vulgar parents say?🤯👎🏼
A narcissist and a chaos addict raising two sons, I'll watch.
5 minutes is more than enough of Jon👎
Who cares what these people are saying about your kids Tom. Who the fuck are they to judge. Most people don’t take a look in the mirror.
Most people pay no attention to their and blame teachers
We’re members of society. When you live in a society you agree to abide by the norms set forth by that society. Tom is a bad parent.
@@luisalejandro2335 society has norms ? Take a look around people are fucked. Once again , some people will never be aware of their surroundings.
He’s probably a better parent than 90 % of the person comment . Who cares if child swears
Damn Tom what are you even doing.. Do better.
Funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂 ur kids are more funny than you guys sometimes ur making prodigies
when we swore as kids, there was no words exchanged my dad just slapped the taste out of our mouth. we only did it a few times in our lives.
Big fan of Tom Segura and YMH and all that, and it sounds really funny this, but laughing to this kind of behaviour of your kids is not really going to make good kids..i hope he just laughs at it now during the show, because they can really turn into terrible spoiled brats