The neon sign right behind Joe doesn't make too much sense though. Edit: I think the sign is nice just it's location doesn't make sense. When you focus the camera on the guest the backdrop is a nice velvet red that doesn't take away from the person. When the camera pans to Joe its bright and in your face, and you can only read half of the sign because of Joe. It should be placed at the end of table on the back wall. Allowing even light for both people and so you can actually read it.
@@mattstah9319 your heart finna sink when you hear about my tale tho. It begins in the middle of the African rainforest. I'm surrounded by trees and the never-ending negative thoughts that I am about to die. In between a set of trees, standing alone in the distance, is a shadowy figure. I approach him reluctantly but am mentally retreating. Quick as a flash, he zooms over to me. I look ahead of me and see nothing but the rainforest. He'd disappeared. Suddenly he pulled his forearm against my neck and pulled me into a rear naked choke. I defended properly with 2 on 1 against his right arm. I managed to scramble out of it but he let little time pass before shooting a double leg on me. I fell to the ground as he quickly cinched up an arm triangle. The next thing I remember is waking up in Ted Currently's bedroom as he was leaving the initial comment. I was crouched in the fetal position but on the balls of my feet so I kind of just hovered in the corner. When he hit post, I shot an immediate double leg and mentally I was right back to the fight in the Amazon rainforest again. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I remember screaming out. Ted pulled back and said in a voice that felt as if it were coming from all directions at once "A life with you...". Much like yours just did, my heart just sank. How had the universe determined that I were worthy of its ever-glowing love? A question I still ponder over today, even 23 years into a non-sexual relationship with Ted Currently. Also, my reading age was 14 when I was 9 so I'm clearly the smartest one here.
Seen this a few times and still laugh out loud when he says they asked how much pain are you in and he says “ALL OF IT”. such a unique way to answer the question yet still makes sense in a funny way.
He was just trying to get high. I used to say the same thing when in the hospital because hydromorphone feels so good. Tom said the same thing about it
Bert was with Tom when he broke his arm and his patella, helped make him comfortable at home (instead of his wife), arranged transportation with him to the hospital, rode with him and stayed with him for hours until in the waiting room until he was admitted. That's a fucking friend. I wish I had a friend like that.
Props to Segura highlighting the fact that PT's are the closest medical professional to you during the recovery and giving the recognition to your PT. Rehab is looking great btw, stay grinding!
Yep, nurses & pt's are your left & right hands when you need to heal & regain function, very underrated, so many people would live suffering if not for their work 🙌💯⚡
I’ve done PT twice. Both times they were absolutely jokes. What’s on the agenda for today, twiddling your thumbs? Seriously I can do all this stuff and home and it’s not helping but the bills are coming. It’s a circus
I love how none of seguras fans feel sorry for him 😂😂😂 like not even a little. If this happened to bert segura would laugh till he shat himself so I guess all's fair in love and comedy. Love you segura you fat piece of shit 🤣👍 glad your ok.
Brian Stutterer, a sports doctor who made a TH-cam video breaking down the injury, said that Bert actually did the right thing when he set his arm because what happens when you break your bone like that, it can cut off blood circulation to parts of your body which leads to tissue death, or necrosis, so setting the arm in normal place actually allows the blood to flow again. So when he asks “should Bert have set the arm after it’s broken” the answer is yes, he should have done that. And Bert acted on instinct, but he could have saved Tom from tissue death in his arm.
I like hearing him talk about the nerve damage risk from moving his arm, but not the risks he put himself through by leaving the hospital to go sleep on his damn couch lol
Ehh, it isn't that simple at all, if he had a compound fracture and there were bone shards floating around, moving the arm could cause the severing of major veins or arteries in the area, or sever nerves/nerve damage as well. Bone shards can be like mini razor blades inside your body, you want to move the area as little as possible until you have an xray or ct scan.
@@rdizzy1 you also want to avoid necrosis which can be argued is quite a bit better than some minor cuts that wouldn't amount to anything more than bruising.
@@rdizzy1 it wasn’t a compound fracture dude, a compound is when the bone breaks the surface of the skin literally sticking out. I’ve broken my right arm (humerus) twice, both times snapping it straight in half and there were minimal and minuscule bone shards....bones break pretty cleanly unless they’re struck with a bullet or they’re getting crunched in a severe car accident or something
@Timmy P Ha. I'm satisfied at least once a day. Sometimes twice. Truth is I have a neon sign and I can't stand having it on for more then 10 minutes. Which is why I thought of this. My guess is it likely will disappear or be moved at some point in the future.
Honestly tho... Joe really needs to consult like 10 professionals to make him the ideal set. The neon light is way to much contrast from the guest angle. It’s completely unnecessary. When the angles change the lighting difference is way too drastic.
@@skylermichael641 To be fair to him he did talk about it at the start of the podcast and said that it wasn't going to be staying there as it's for another place and it would be a bit obnoxious to have it that way. The guy isn't oblivious. He's trying out some stuff.
One doctor that I had seen said that Bert moving his arm may've actually been overall beneficial in reducing strain or tension or damage along the rest of the injury from being bent how it was. Bert is a bad, good friend.
@@bonpaoi4736 : If you add a link without any context, no one is going to click on it. We're reading comments on THIS video. Who wants to click away to who-know-what
I work both inpatient and outpatient PT so I am confronted with a lot of orthopedic injuries. Tom is very right when he says nobody prepares you for that at 13:00. Often times surgeons are not educating their patients on the expectations of the road to recovery. I think it may be in part because that is not their area of expertise, but I often find myself having to set people’s expectations on their post-operative recovery. Which can be very hard to do for some people who think they will back to “normal” within 2-3 weeks. Often times people get worn down emotionally throughout the process because it’s like a full time job just caring for their injuries, then add the stress of missing work, the pain, the weakness, lack of independence, etc. it’s a lot to take in every day.
Broke my finger two years ago. Still don’t have full range of motion back, and it was set slightly crooked. I work with my hands and it still bums me out
I had my ac reconstructed and when I ask the doctor when I’d be back to a 100%, him and the nurse laughed “you’ll never be a 100% again.” Yeah he did a great job doing my shoulder but I’m definitely way back to normal and stronger than I was before. Just didn’t know how to answer my question
@@generallobster One thing you seem to not know is that Tom waited for the very reason you said he should. Right after you said he shouldn't. Good stuff bro.
Maybe high doses of THC every single day for years fries your brain, go figure. I love pot but those amounts for so long have to have a medicinal impact.
@@peterf9006 lol but Joe doesn't smoke everyday. He even says all the time that it's not healthy to do the same thing everyday. Damnit bro why you got me defending joe; I hate defending joe.
I love how they just glossed over the fact that Tom had done sets of 12 with 255lb on squat. I mean if he was hitting depth and did multiple sets, that's some solid work.
@@JessMan508 So, Tom weighs 510lbs? Huh?!?!? I doubt Tom S. is even above or slightly under 300lbs. Tom looks around 225-240 here. So that's his bodyweight, squatting, for 12 reps. That's pretty strong!
@@gregkosinski2303 yep and athletes who train all the time and up with severe injuries as well, often from doing silly things as the muscles and tendons etc get overworked. So, it is what it is: plus, he’s not that fat.
I inpaled my foot in my mid 20s swinging off a rope swing into a river. Came very close to losing my foot. I had to drag myself 2 miles back to my car to get help. That 4 hours felt like 6 years, I remember everything from that day. Adrenaline is a powerful drug
It hit me to... my prediction in my head thought he was going to say: "no... not because of the injuries though" ... lol. He missed that opportunity. when he talks about the injuries, he doesn't joke around at all; you can tell its really done a number on him
Tom: I have nerve damage, no.. bruising, a month ago I could not pull up my wrist, I cannot use my extensors, like my hand doesn't open. Joe: Can you do a chin up?
I tore my patella tendon playing Rugby but in the same incident I also got a head high tackle and got a broken nose. So I was patched up in the sheds and got a new jersey on to run back out onto the field when I noticed that my knee had swollen up and I was having trouble bending it. The eventual surgery drained a litre of fluid from my knee and I required 30 stiches along the inside of my patella tendon. So yeah Joe is right in saying you don't have pain from the initial tear but the swelling and pressure on the join afterwards is excruciating.
I've seen that before, didn't feel a thing until I slept a few hrs & woke up with pain & swelling, I was aware of the injury but the next day brought those symptoms.
Now imagine Tom wakes up after going home with a broken body, and sees a bag of chips and bottle of calcium supplement ("helps build strong bones"), because that's exactly what Bert got for him, according to Tom.
Did something similar to my humerus too when I fell down my stairs at home and bent my arm backwards behind my back. There wasn't a break, just a fracture at the top but, I have the same nerve bruising/damage; the pain and weakness of the arm he described is spot on. I would not wish it upon anyone.
Dude yes when my friend showed me his failed dunk I thought it looked like it was taken right out of family guy; the way his arm was all mangled looked like peter when he gets fucked up ahaha
@Matt Cross as a family Guy fan I say this with sincerity.... "Shut up Meg" . Nobody asked you what you did for a living and you don't need to be any kind of physical therapist to know with 100% certainty that rehabbing the type of injury Tom has to both his leg and his arm, f****** sucks.
@@Toppu just stick with it, there will be good days and bad days. Keep your head up while doing it and work as hard as you can. Be honest with your Dr and therapists about pain and etc., some people will do too much.
@@markbrennan212 it’s not I’m in high school and Ik freshman who do more if ur an athlete it’s not and I guarantee you he’s done more when he was younger
My brother's Name is James, we all called him Jamie, until he was about 16yrs old. He said call him James for now on. Also I dated a few different girls named Jamie aswell
Just had knee surgery a few weeks ago and I'm still in the brace with crutches. It's nice to hear joe mention his own surgeries because he seems invincible. I used to do jiu jitsu and a little kickboxing and seeing him being able to practice both of those gives me hope for when I've recovered.
If you're ever in a hospital from traumatic injury, always remember you have to protect yourself. You can say no to anything if it seems sketchy. Hospitals are like real life, not like movies or tv shows. Gotta watch your ass in there
@@HAL-9000. yeah that's funny, hopefully you never have to learn what I'm talking about. They almost re-broke my neck, and the neurosurgeon told me to watch out for myself and it was the best advice anyone ever gave me. Because like I said it's not like a movie. Theres dumb fck humans all around you doing dumb fck things in there
He is an idiot. I couldn't even listen to this after he is all like, "yeah cubans fleeing a communist country are stupid because they see the same thing happening here even though its definitely not." Seriously man? Please tell me this was a joke and people aren't that stupid
@@mrhanky5851 just two because I didn't want to type it out again while it applies to both comments equally. Now why don't you actually comment on what I said instead of using a strawman hmm?
@@dhaltonmiller1215 Definition time strawman 1. an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument. Since you were asked outright about your actions, that is in no way misrepresenting your position. Please learn what strawman is rather than using it as a......strawman argument
@@dhaltonmiller1215 I could care less about Cuba or the people fleeing there. Seems like you have a personal connection to what he said. Get over yourself. You sound just as moronic
As someone who just tore their ACL, MCL, and meniscus 2 weeks ago and had surgery a week ago I feel what Tom said about not being prepared for it physically, mentally, or emotionally. It’s been a rough rough time so far and having such a rough time spring from such a freak accident it’s definitely something else
You sound like you had the same injury like I did. I was playing soccer and a girl ran into me, clipped my knee so hard, and I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, Meniscus, and my ortho debrided a ton of arthritis in my knee. This was almost 2 months ago and physical therapy has sucked, the pain when I woke up was unbelievably painful and I was crying like a little girl. Now every time I walk, it feels like my patella is going to dislocate, and I just had a cortisone shot 3 day's ago because I'm having problems. My doctor told me my next surgery will be a total knee replacement. This was also the 5th surgery on my right knee! Good luck on your recovery!!
@@CBaller2020 you should go check out kneesovertoes guy he’s on TH-cam. Do ur self a favor trust me he’s unbelievable he’s got a program if you go to his Instagram, (also kneesovertoes guy) there’s a link in his bio to his program and he’s the most successful knee coach on the planet. Like I’m able to dunk now and couldn’t walk down stairs pain free for 2 years prior.
@@colinthomas9662 I definitely will!! Thank you so much for the suggestion! Yeah, going down the stairs and I do not get along....I haven't been able to mow my lawn in over 3 years so my oldest has to do it. I'm going to check them out right now!
Segura laying down on the court like that after his accident looked like every fall position in Family Guy.
Oh my god I burst out laughing at this comment 😂😂 so fucking accurate
That's why it was so creepy imo.
Wow
I was going to Yamcha from DBZ 😂
So who bit you?
Love the new set. Wasn't a fan of the underground sex dungeon.
No more interviews in the toaster 💔
The neon sign right behind Joe doesn't make too much sense though.
Edit: I think the sign is nice just it's location doesn't make sense. When you focus the camera on the guest the backdrop is a nice velvet red that doesn't take away from the person. When the camera pans to Joe its bright and in your face, and you can only read half of the sign because of Joe. It should be placed at the end of table on the back wall. Allowing even light for both people and so you can actually read it.
THE TOASTER!!!!
Yea that sign is ridiculous also this looks just like the old one
I lol’d at this
That neon sign is so close to Joe he looks like a hotdog at 7-Eleven.
After each episode, the Spotify people turn him around for equal bronzing.
This is underrated. He does!!
I quit listening when he moved to Spotify, but still come here for the best comment section on TH-cam.
LOLLLLL
Lmao
Tom: For years laughs hysterically at random people getting intensely hurt in horrific accidents.
Karma: Who hast summoned me from my slumber.
just the fact that he laughs at that russian dude who goes into the lathe
@@stonesoundjam wait what 👀 where’s that video
@@stonesoundjam While that lathe accident WAS absolutely insanely, almost cartoonishly graphic, it's still messed up to laugh about it.
The Chinese dude getting smashed by the car
Fat middle aged not athletic man tries to dunk.... what could go wrong ???
Tom was balling out too. It's a shame to see such a talented athlete go down like that.
My heart sinks when I think about it.
@@mattstah9319 your heart finna sink when you hear about my tale tho. It begins in the middle of the African rainforest. I'm surrounded by trees and the never-ending negative thoughts that I am about to die. In between a set of trees, standing alone in the distance, is a shadowy figure. I approach him reluctantly but am mentally retreating. Quick as a flash, he zooms over to me. I look ahead of me and see nothing but the rainforest. He'd disappeared. Suddenly he pulled his forearm against my neck and pulled me into a rear naked choke. I defended properly with 2 on 1 against his right arm. I managed to scramble out of it but he let little time pass before shooting a double leg on me. I fell to the ground as he quickly cinched up an arm triangle. The next thing I remember is waking up in Ted Currently's bedroom as he was leaving the initial comment. I was crouched in the fetal position but on the balls of my feet so I kind of just hovered in the corner. When he hit post, I shot an immediate double leg and mentally I was right back to the fight in the Amazon rainforest again. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I remember screaming out. Ted pulled back and said in a voice that felt as if it were coming from all directions at once "A life with you...". Much like yours just did, my heart just sank. How had the universe determined that I were worthy of its ever-glowing love? A question I still ponder over today, even 23 years into a non-sexual relationship with Ted Currently.
Also, my reading age was 14 when I was 9 so I'm clearly the smartest one here.
@@MRPfrfr seek help
@@WITarnation would you also like a long comment that goes nowhere?
@@MRPfrfr seek help
Tom: "i can't open my hand properly" Joe: "can you do a chin up?"
🤣
Ya, unfuckingbeleivable question... "I'm still learning to walk..." "Can you run a marathon yet?"
Could tim even do a chin up prior to the accident?
11:24
🤣🤣
That was hard to see in person... Tom is a legend!
1 v1 me bum
@@Ricky-kh2sf Clout chasing in Joe Rogan’s comments section is on another level
That's crazy. I never thought u two would even know eachother but that's dope. Glad Tom's okay
Diddo.
Hopefully spotify keeps his episode up
Seen this a few times and still laugh out loud when he says they asked how much pain are you in and he says “ALL OF IT”. such a unique way to answer the question yet still makes sense in a funny way.
When you are in the most painful experience you have ever had, it gets hard to answer dumb questions 🤣
@@SLOCLMBR Yes!
He was just trying to get high. I used to say the same thing when in the hospital because hydromorphone feels so good. Tom said the same thing about it
Some garage worker in Asia is sitting watching this on his lunch break and laughing at Tom
He is laughing so loud I think I can hear him.
😂
Good one 😅
Avoid this guy in india
@@jockogo1689 I WILL get my rupees
It's crazy how much a change of studio can be appreciated.
They need to work on the lighting, other than that it looks amazing.
Muey bedder!!
@@karthiksravan9498 I think they need to zoom out a little on the cameras too, feels kinda close
He literally looks like Peter Griffin when he falls and breaks.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😭😭😭
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I dont know why i laughed so fucking hard at this comment
So damn funny!
That fall and image is the funniest thing Tom Segura has done in his comedy career 😂
This studio is SO much better than that weird sci fi tube he was in
I love it but I think the sign looks a little bright on camera
Truth. Looks like a comedy club sign.
Inside of an alien rib cage
@@Sloimer yes
100x times better, at least
Finally the New Studio!🔥Great JOE and now move your ass back to TH-cam 😜👍
looks like a green screen
Yes,I confirm.
Wow. I thought this was old cuz the studio.
Give him a 100 million and he will be back
Thers always one
That neon sign is just like that episode of The Office when Michael put the beer sign in the condo.
That has to be a “Spotify suggestion” no sane person would think a neon sign with that placement is a good idea.
Except Michael's said "St Pauli Girl" and Joe's says his own name in giant letters. Don't know which is a more Michael move.
@@justemusicme a hyper rich bro maybe?
@@QuantumBraced I think Joe is more Michael than Michael.
@Mr. Efyou Man god you people are so damn sensitive
Bert was with Tom when he broke his arm and his patella, helped make him comfortable at home (instead of his wife), arranged transportation with him to the hospital, rode with him and stayed with him for hours until in the waiting room until he was admitted.
That's a fucking friend. I wish I had a friend like that.
If you broke your body in half in front of a friend and they didn't do that, you're literally not friends lol
@@johncarolina4950 you know Ari isn’t doing that tho
Me too
If you have friends, that's a pretty disrespectful comment. If you don't have friends, you must be not sad and not happy simultaneously
@@johncarolina4950 yeah pretty low bar
Props to Segura highlighting the fact that PT's are the closest medical professional to you during the recovery and giving the recognition to your PT. Rehab is looking great btw, stay grinding!
Yep, nurses & pt's are your left & right hands when you need to heal & regain function, very underrated, so many people would live suffering if not for their work 🙌💯⚡
I’ve done PT twice. Both times they were absolutely jokes. What’s on the agenda for today, twiddling your thumbs? Seriously I can do all this stuff and home and it’s not helping but the bills are coming. It’s a circus
I will forever associate Tom Seguras fall with Peter Griffins fall on family guy 😂.
Lmao, actually!
On the bright side he will have a new clip to laugh at
This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
So trueeee 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣
I love how none of seguras fans feel sorry for him 😂😂😂 like not even a little.
If this happened to bert segura would laugh till he shat himself so I guess all's fair in love and comedy.
Love you segura you fat piece of shit 🤣👍 glad your ok.
Tom Segura - laughs at people hurting themselves
Also Tom Segura -
I bet his wife was ruthless throughout his rehab. Steady cracking jokes on his ass
I hope people create the same kind of "content" with his video.
😂😂😂😂😂
Pure sweetness 🤣
@@dvarjen they’ve shown awesome fan made memes and gifs in Studio Jeans
Him destroying his arm and leg simultaneously is def one of the funniest wipeout videos ever 😂😂😂
Brian Stutterer, a sports doctor who made a TH-cam video breaking down the injury, said that Bert actually did the right thing when he set his arm because what happens when you break your bone like that, it can cut off blood circulation to parts of your body which leads to tissue death, or necrosis, so setting the arm in normal place actually allows the blood to flow again. So when he asks “should Bert have set the arm after it’s broken” the answer is yes, he should have done that. And Bert acted on instinct, but he could have saved Tom from tissue death in his arm.
Bert....
Comedian...
Father...
.....
HERO!
I like hearing him talk about the nerve damage risk from moving his arm, but not the risks he put himself through by leaving the hospital to go sleep on his damn couch lol
Ehh, it isn't that simple at all, if he had a compound fracture and there were bone shards floating around, moving the arm could cause the severing of major veins or arteries in the area, or sever nerves/nerve damage as well. Bone shards can be like mini razor blades inside your body, you want to move the area as little as possible until you have an xray or ct scan.
@@rdizzy1 you also want to avoid necrosis which can be argued is quite a bit better than some minor cuts that wouldn't amount to anything more than bruising.
@@rdizzy1 it wasn’t a compound fracture dude, a compound is when the bone breaks the surface of the skin literally sticking out. I’ve broken my right arm (humerus) twice, both times snapping it straight in half and there were minimal and minuscule bone shards....bones break pretty cleanly unless they’re struck with a bullet or they’re getting crunched in a severe car accident or something
Tom reminds me of my uncles who try to show that they still got some left in the tank.
My mood I bbb
But alas... only fumes
Yes,I confirm.
Yes,I confirm.
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Guests going to burn out their eyeballs staring into that neon for 3 hours.
@Timmy P Ha. I'm satisfied at least once a day. Sometimes twice. Truth is I have a neon sign and I can't stand having it on for more then 10 minutes. Which is why I thought of this. My guess is it likely will disappear or be moved at some point in the future.
Honestly tho... Joe really needs to consult like 10 professionals to make him the ideal set. The neon light is way to much contrast from the guest angle. It’s completely unnecessary. When the angles change the lighting difference is way too drastic.
Better than them being toasted by the tanning bed studio hahaha
@@skylermichael641 To be fair to him he did talk about it at the start of the podcast and said that it wasn't going to be staying there as it's for another place and it would be a bit obnoxious to have it that way. The guy isn't oblivious. He's trying out some stuff.
It's uncomfortable for me to look at Joe even on my phone. Anyone else got that?
One doctor that I had seen said that Bert moving his arm may've actually been overall beneficial in reducing strain or tension or damage along the rest of the injury from being bent how it was. Bert is a bad, good friend.
of course. there could be pinched blood vessels with it wrapped around weird like that
"You have a guy named Lindsey working for you?"
"Yeah man, he'll hear this, go ahead give it to him."
lmao im howling
timestamp?
@@manypaji 6:24 bro
@@Zackwolf1234 thank you bro :)
Tom correcting the way he says “won” is a huge step in the right direction
"whan"
lmaooo
So awesome that he corrected it because he is so used to getting hammered by the YMH crew hahaha
Glad I'm not the only juan who caught that!
Him addressing us directly as he corrected himself was hilarious.😂
I love how Tom caught himself saying “Juan” and corrected to “won”
YA LOL
If you watch his show, then you know where that's from.
hahaha finally he comes correct
@@bonpaoi4736 : If you add a link without any context, no one is going to click on it.
We're reading comments on THIS video. Who wants to click away to who-know-what
He knew Joe would’ve been like “Who the fuck says WON like that?” 😂😂
I work both inpatient and outpatient PT so I am confronted with a lot of orthopedic injuries. Tom is very right when he says nobody prepares you for that at 13:00. Often times surgeons are not educating their patients on the expectations of the road to recovery. I think it may be in part because that is not their area of expertise, but I often find myself having to set people’s expectations on their post-operative recovery. Which can be very hard to do for some people who think they will back to “normal” within 2-3 weeks. Often times people get worn down emotionally throughout the process because it’s like a full time job just caring for their injuries, then add the stress of missing work, the pain, the weakness, lack of independence, etc. it’s a lot to take in every day.
Absolutely!! Great comment!
Broke my finger two years ago. Still don’t have full range of motion back, and it was set slightly crooked. I work with my hands and it still bums me out
I had my ac reconstructed and when I ask the doctor when I’d be back to a 100%, him and the nurse laughed “you’ll never be a 100% again.” Yeah he did a great job doing my shoulder but I’m definitely way back to normal and stronger than I was before. Just didn’t know how to answer my question
The guy who designed the old set has gotta be feelin a little bummed out right about now
No it was absolute shit. Couldn't watch the videos because the backdrop was soo shit.
It was horrible
@@cesaredibambinolo3439 No, it was shit.
@@kygodragon4782 It was
It was so bad. Even now they gotta move that light placement
"It's amazing what 3 inches can do."
- my girlfriend
-also my boyfriend.
F##k i have only 5 inch😞😔
@Johnnesbit Minxcat1234 well at least he didn't say his mom
@@noobgamer_x98 dont feel bad, Im a 4 pump chump opioid free🍾🐛
I'm 6 but I still feel small af
RIP guests' eyes staring at a neon sign for 3 hours.
In the beginning of the episode he said he’s most likely moving it
@@sisenor6841 100% B
For real haha... bad place to put it
His nerve damage is probably more related to not immediately getting surgery than it is to Bert's repositioning his arm.
The professionalism of his doctor to not piss himself laughing when Tom told him how he snapped it
@@generallobster One thing you seem to not know is that Tom waited for the very reason you said he should. Right after you said he shouldn't. Good stuff bro.
@@generallobster there’s a lot of fuckery going on with surgery in the US because they’re salesmen as well.
“Last month was the first time I’ve been able to move my wrist”
“Can you do a chin up?
Goddamn that was a stupid question😂
Tom: I can barely move.
Joe: Do you even lift bro?
@@N-e-o1 😂🤣🤘🏼 on point brother hahaha.
Maybe high doses of THC every single day for years fries your brain, go figure. I love pot but those amounts for so long have to have a medicinal impact.
@@peterf9006 lol but Joe doesn't smoke everyday. He even says all the time that it's not healthy to do the same thing everyday. Damnit bro why you got me defending joe; I hate defending joe.
Tommy buns looking fly AF this injury was the best thing for his weight loss.
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Pain killers will make you loose weight
Fr it made him get in shape
How much was he squatting? 250x12?
Haven't watched JRE since they moved to Spotify.
The comments were just too essential.
its worth it, i thought the same at first
I love how they just glossed over the fact that Tom had done sets of 12 with 255lb on squat. I mean if he was hitting depth and did multiple sets, that's some solid work.
255lbs is like half his weight, Tom can definitely do more for his size.
@@JessMan508 Tom I’d like 255 give him a break lol 255 for 12 is very good! Especially for his age
@@JessMan508 So, Tom weighs 510lbs? Huh?!?!? I doubt Tom S. is even above or slightly under 300lbs. Tom looks around 225-240 here. So that's his bodyweight, squatting, for 12 reps. That's pretty strong!
255 is nothing for squats dude.
@@rogermayes3745 For his age, yes it is
Shut up
Tom is such an amazing story teller. He’s so calm and doesn’t exaggerate anything and it makes it so much funnier
I know right... almost as good as leg smashing cars.
You’re easily pleased
@@adamrandles4055 yikes I’ve been in that mindset of telling people they’re easily entertained. You’ll snap out of it
For me he adds too much unnecessary detail, which means the story takes waayyy to long to tell, but I’m fairly inpatient
But the story wasn't supposed to be a comedy, so therefore isn't he a bad story teller if you're laughing? 🤔
Tom: "I slept on the couch."
Rogan: "OH MY GOD."
Elon: "Tell me more about it."
So a buddy of mine told me he had to sleep on the couch
Knowing how much Tom enjoys laughing at injuries I had no shame about cracking up at this video for months
RIP to the dude that told all his friends he designed Rogan's new studio when he first moved to Texas 🤣
RIP
RIP
Rip
Kylo Ren will find other work, don’t worry.
@@dleoner1 I hear he's working at SKB as a Radar Tech.
It feels like they’re on two different sets with the backgrounds
Yes watching on my phone in bed and I get either blasted by neon to the dark setting with Tim. Like a disco in here
You’re right, it’s like tom is somewhere else
Joe needs to go back to the old days...Spotify ruined it for us.
Is it just backdrop screens, like green screen stuff?
Joe said "can you do a chin up?" 🤣
Bro, he just said he couldn't move his wrist a month ago 🤣
💀🤣🤣🤣
Tom probably couldnt do a single chin up before his injury 😂
Plus he’s so fat that he broke his whole body trying to jump.
@@gregkosinski2303 bro he dunked on a 9 foot rim successfully during a dunk contest, i really don’t think he’s that fat
@@gregkosinski2303 yep and athletes who train all the time and up with severe injuries as well, often from doing silly things as the muscles and tendons etc get overworked. So, it is what it is: plus, he’s not that fat.
I inpaled my foot in my mid 20s swinging off a rope swing into a river. Came very close to losing my foot. I had to drag myself 2 miles back to my car to get help. That 4 hours felt like 6 years, I remember everything from that day. Adrenaline is a powerful drug
@Dr. Drip took about a year to walk normal again, yoga really helped with the recovery
“Can you do a chin up” segura ponders for a quick sec “couldn’t before, definitely can’t now”
Underrated comment hahahaha
It hit me to... my prediction in my head thought he was going to say: "no... not because of the injuries though" ... lol. He missed that opportunity. when he talks about the injuries, he doesn't joke around at all; you can tell its really done a number on him
😂😂😂
Yea really Joe? What a Fucken stupid question
Tom: I have nerve damage, no.. bruising, a month ago I could not pull up my wrist, I cannot use my extensors, like my hand doesn't open.
Joe: Can you do a chin up?
Tom correcting himself on the pronunciation of "won" from "one" is something I never expected 😂😂
Makes ya....One-der why....🤭
You should listen to YMH it will clarify
Yeah I kind of want to know why
@@etniesdub1 it’s just an inside joke on ymh they constantly debate pronunciation of different words
@@etniesdub1 you arent following proto bud, yer duuun
Watching this while recovering from my worst shoulder injury to date. Feels like it will never fully heal.
Hearing Joe do 2 minute long ads on Spotify for movies coming out soon is some of the saddest s***.
Pay the subs and you wont hear it. I have no idea what you're talking about 🤣🤣
You listen to them? 😂
If you really listened to him in the early days of the podcast you'd know its much better than the 2 minute long ads he'd do for the fleshlight lol
For 100 million dollars I'd do entire podcasts of ads. You would too, don't even play.
@@Jamesrocks22 lmao I remember those days. Joe was in the trenches 😂
Tom has a totally catastrophic injury yet still gets in far better shape than Burt "I run 5 miles a day" Chrysler
I had the exact same injury as him, probably worse because I snapped my tibia at the same time, was playing Rugby within 6 months
Did you have radial nerve damage? I have it and it blows lol
@@michaeld4326 yeah I do, can't even feel the left side of my knee and shin
The same Burt who drinks 256 grams of sugar in his red kool-aid daily?
Tim is such a 4 strokes inspiration, you bet that radial nerve is coming back in May
*Tom
Such a stroke of inspiration*
@@tylerdurden2424 *tim
He would never have made it as Tim Segura
Looks like he tore his RPC
I tore my patella tendon playing Rugby but in the same incident I also got a head high tackle and got a broken nose. So I was patched up in the sheds and got a new jersey on to run back out onto the field when I noticed that my knee had swollen up and I was having trouble bending it. The eventual surgery drained a litre of fluid from my knee and I required 30 stiches along the inside of my patella tendon. So yeah Joe is right in saying you don't have pain from the initial tear but the swelling and pressure on the join afterwards is excruciating.
Similar to my experience with my ACL, no initial pain. 20 minutes later was a completely different story.
I've seen that before, didn't feel a thing until I slept a few hrs & woke up with pain & swelling, I was aware of the injury but the next day brought those symptoms.
My mouth started watering as soon as my acl snapped. It hurt like a mother.
Not the first time Joe asked Tom Segura to “take your jacket off let me see the whole thing”
Joe laughing at Tom for having a guy named Lindsay working for him while a guy named Jamie is feet away.
Jamie is a boys and girls name Lindsey is a girls name lol
Never met a female Jamie in Los Angeles 🤷♂️ and we have tourist from everywhere
@@DeeKinG562 What about Jamie Lee Curtis the actress😁
@@DeeKinG562 I know two guys named Jamie.
@@petrosvujos6679 who's that 🤷♂️oh freaky Friday. Haven't met her
I think Tom got his karma for laughing maniacally at other people’s misfortune.
"Ba ku la!"
100% if karma is real, that is why lol
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100% he did. Laughing at people getting hurt while working? Nah
Imagine being so out of shape you end up with a life changing injury over one single 2ft jump
Joe is absolutely high out of his mind 😂😂😂
His eyes are so puffy and low dude, for sure sparked one before this
Yeah he looks pretty out of it, looks like he's falling asleep and trying to get through it.
lol, right? Can you do a chinup?? My fucking sides....and I have a broken rib....pain and hilarity
Tom seems to be sniffing a little. Hmmm
6:19 I’ve never seen Joe look like that 😭😂😂
7:30 they are both millionaires and Bert finds the $50 guy!! 😂😂😂🤣
That’s how you stay rich
Haha classic Bert! Love the guy!
Now imagine Tom wakes up after going home with a broken body, and sees a bag of chips and bottle of calcium supplement ("helps build strong bones"), because that's exactly what Bert got for him, according to Tom.
Joe "I have a new studio" Rogan
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Oh my god the way joe says I’ve had both my knees reconstructed 😂🤣💀 @12:20
Tom actually is looking really good like he lost a lot of weight good for him
He was so much funnier when he was fatter
@Chris Gardella you’re right, there’s nothing funny about exaggeration
It's because he got aids
@Ribby The Party Frog fancy seeing you here
New studio had me shook at first
Looks much better than that oven grill
Yes,I confirm.
@@Jp-do9ny I means it’s basically exactly the same as his old studio.
why did it have you shook?
@@cursive187 cause it’s lit! It totally hits different in an all inclusive kinda way. It totally slaps. I’m going to go drink bleach now.
The studio left space, hit Mars, and bounced back to Cali with a neon sign picked up on the way
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They time travelled
I was thinking Vagas not crapyfornia
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Did something similar to my humerus too when I fell down my stairs at home and bent my arm backwards behind my back. There wasn't a break, just a fracture at the top but, I have the same nerve bruising/damage; the pain and weakness of the arm he described is spot on. I would not wish it upon anyone.
Tom's dunk was the visual representation of Brendan Schaub's comedy special.
Dude I usually try and not hate but this was funny af. Thank you for your service jo po once again haha
Ouch... burn
Lol savage
🤣
🤣🤣
Joe “ it’s so hard too watch”
Also Joe to every guest after this happened “ have you seen what happened too Tom segera pull it up Jamie”
LOL
To*
😂😂😂
Tom “Peter Griffin” Segura
Bang on.
Literally, like he tried to look like him
Yes,I confirm.
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12:18 I love how serious Joes face is when he says how hes had both knees reconstructed
Lots of bjj guys go through it Joe probably knows
The studio feels so comfortable!!
Yeh it's so much better
Yeah, it's more calming. The old one was stressful as fark
That studio looks really nice
Yes,I confirm.
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Listen, it's good. But the sign is too fucking bright.
Dude don’t be an asshole about it
Man, I hope Seth MacFarlane contacts Tom, to use his failed dunk in a Family Guy cutaway.
Actually would enjoy that very much, feel like it would work well
Dude yes when my friend showed me his failed dunk I thought it looked like it was taken right out of family guy; the way his arm was all mangled looked like peter when he gets fucked up ahaha
"You have a guy named Lindsay?" I laughed way too hard at that.
As a physical therapist, this would 100% be a brutal rehab. I couldn’t imagine how much pain he would be in.
@Matt Cross as a family Guy fan I say this with sincerity.... "Shut up Meg" . Nobody asked you what you did for a living and you don't need to be any kind of physical therapist to know with 100% certainty that rehabbing the type of injury Tom has to both his leg and his arm, f****** sucks.
Damn, I fractured my patella back in January and they could only do the surgery in mid-March. Feeling pretty anxious about the upcoming rehab.
Are you Chrissy DripDrops?
Good.
@@Toppu just stick with it, there will be good days and bad days. Keep your head up while doing it and work as hard as you can. Be honest with your Dr and therapists about pain and etc., some people will do too much.
255lbs for 12 reps..... Joe: "So not really heavy😶😅
Joe passively flexes so much and it pisses me off. Flog
@@darcyshore7048 it’s not a flex💀 if someone can rep something 12 times that means it’s not heavy FOR THEM heavy means u can only do 4 reps max
@@amauryburkes9435 Yeah..........no. 370kg for 10 reps is hardly light and that's usually done in World's Strongest Man Final
@@markbrennan212 it’s not I’m in high school and Ik freshman who do more if ur an athlete it’s not and I guarantee you he’s done more when he was younger
@@markbrennan212 255lbs is 115kg and 370kg is 815lbs am I missing something where are you getting these numbers? Was there a deleted comment.
The new studio is such an improvement
I was starting to like the new studio lol
I love how he assumes a “slam dunk contest” would sound normal to everyone 😅
I like how joe makes fun of Tom having a dude named Lindsay work for him when he has a dude named Jaime lol
I think most people can think of more men named Jaime than Lindsey
Where I grew up, almost everyone named Jaime was a guy. I knew one girl named Jaime, and 7 guys.
@@timothywoodruff796 you only knew eight people?
@@Canzary unfortunately it appears so
My brother's Name is James, we all called him Jamie, until he was about 16yrs old. He said call him James for now on. Also I dated a few different girls named Jamie aswell
My dad who is an orthopedic implant consultant said those sketchy hospitals can sometimes be better at trauma because they see it more often
Tom Segura being hilariously, badly injured on video was just the universe righting itself.
I thought that was fake. It still doesn't look real. How do you do that to yourself just trying to jump? Is his father a folding chair?
Just you wait buddy. You have no idea
@@MailmanRicky Agreed. I feel there are some politicians upon whom the universe's passionless gaze also currently rests.
Yeah after all the tik toks and other videos he has laughed at.🤔
The fact that it was his humorous that shattered is proof.
Just had knee surgery a few weeks ago and I'm still in the brace with crutches. It's nice to hear joe mention his own surgeries because he seems invincible. I used to do jiu jitsu and a little kickboxing and seeing him being able to practice both of those gives me hope for when I've recovered.
The old toaster studio made me feel safe and warm like being inside of Joe's womb
That’s... descriptive
Like a safe isolation chamber to be a weirdo 👽
Oh hell no
You need shrooms mate
it was a testicle.
New studio!!
No it's new saw his Insta post
@@thisguy8106 it literally says Austin Texas behind him. If you don’t believe me, look at his Instagram.
Yes,I confirm.
Austin Texas
@@thisguy8106 oh wow, what a hilarious joke. To pretend you don’t know what’s going on, boy, that’s a good one. Nobody that replied got ur joke.
Guests will have that sign burned into their retinas after staring at it for 1-2 hours 🤣
Seriously, that's the only thing that bugs me about the new set. They need to get rid of it.
@@tacoconch7678 it’s a little too bright.
@@tacoconch7678 or just move it off to the side a bit
>would have happened anyway
>Took a tremendous amount of force to achieve
Yeah sounds like double talk, someone is lying about something
Ah yes, the good old Family guy position from an injury.
If you're ever in a hospital from traumatic injury, always remember you have to protect yourself. You can say no to anything if it seems sketchy. Hospitals are like real life, not like movies or tv shows. Gotta watch your ass in there
Hospitals are real life. Got it 👍.
@@HAL-9000. no, no, no, bapa. Hospitals are LIKE real life, b.
I always tell people it’s called “practicing” medicine for a reason
@@HAL-9000. yeah that's funny, hopefully you never have to learn what I'm talking about. They almost re-broke my neck, and the neurosurgeon told me to watch out for myself and it was the best advice anyone ever gave me. Because like I said it's not like a movie. Theres dumb fck humans all around you doing dumb fck things in there
And if something happens, they'll count you as a COVID death.
Tom loves watching videos of people getting really hurt, now he can watch himself. :)
When you hear Burts side of the story again with Joe,it’s a crazy,crazy story. How Tom left hospital and managed to last three days..i salute him!
The more and more I hear this story I realize how insane it was that Tom just went home and slept with a snapped in half upper arm.
He is an idiot. I couldn't even listen to this after he is all like, "yeah cubans fleeing a communist country are stupid because they see the same thing happening here even though its definitely not." Seriously man? Please tell me this was a joke and people aren't that stupid
@@dhaltonmiller1215 bruh why are you copy pasting this message over and over in peoples comments
@@mrhanky5851 just two because I didn't want to type it out again while it applies to both comments equally. Now why don't you actually comment on what I said instead of using a strawman hmm?
@@dhaltonmiller1215
Definition time
strawman
1.
an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.
Since you were asked outright about your actions, that is in no way misrepresenting your position.
Please learn what strawman is rather than using it as a......strawman argument
@@dhaltonmiller1215 I could care less about Cuba or the people fleeing there. Seems like you have a personal connection to what he said. Get over yourself. You sound just as moronic
Joe looks high AF. Even more than usual. His eyes are almost closed!
I noticed that too, wtf? He looks absolutely beat
@@collinbarnard207 almost looks like he has 2 black eyes. Dude must have gone deep with the stars of death
Maybe gets more stoned when funny people are on
He probably has to load up on Mary jane off camera because he can't smoke on camera now.
at first i was thinking that he had black eyes.. but then i realized he was just high! so its all good :D
jesus christ.i can watch JRE again and my eyes doesnt hurt .thank you
Gotta remove that neon sign behind Joe still..
There’s nothing to explain, my guy is Peter Griffin.
" How much pain are you in"
"All of it!"
Noone in the world has any pain in this moment, I have ALL OF IT!!
With zero emotion, let’s you know it was that bad lol.
"I Juan..I won, excuse me I won" 🤣🤣🤣
Tommy buns remembered what year he was in 🤣 don't wanna get kevin harted
He’s not laughing at himself like he was watching those other people get hurt lol
He’s probably seen it a million times hahaha
@@kieran3389 probably lol
He actually was laughing at himself in the hospital according to his wife & Burt.
Check out the ep of YMH after the accident with Tim going through all the memes and gifs from Twitter.
We were all dying 🤣
i just came here to say that this studio is an absolute banger and encapsulates the warm feeling i've had with the LA one
"A guy named Lindsey working for you" Damn Joe, no mercy today huh lol
lmaoo
I know guys named Courtney, Ashley, Stacy, and Lauren. And Diamond. And Diamante, which is diamond in Spanish.
@@TinToeTimmyTime you must be gay. Me too
@@TinToeTimmyTime Ashley can be a male name but the others are pretty wild though 😂
@Helping Heroes Hatzidakis that's a guys name.
Whispers “take your jacket off” lmao I died inside
As someone who just tore their ACL, MCL, and meniscus 2 weeks ago and had surgery a week ago I feel what Tom said about not being prepared for it physically, mentally, or emotionally. It’s been a rough rough time so far and having such a rough time spring from such a freak accident it’s definitely something else
You sound like you had the same injury like I did. I was playing soccer and a girl ran into me, clipped my knee so hard, and I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, Meniscus, and my ortho debrided a ton of arthritis in my knee. This was almost 2 months ago and physical therapy has sucked, the pain when I woke up was unbelievably painful and I was crying like a little girl. Now every time I walk, it feels like my patella is going to dislocate, and I just had a cortisone shot 3 day's ago because I'm having problems. My doctor told me my next surgery will be a total knee replacement. This was also the 5th surgery on my right knee!
Good luck on your recovery!!
@@CBaller2020 you should go check out kneesovertoes guy he’s on TH-cam. Do ur self a favor trust me he’s unbelievable he’s got a program if you go to his Instagram, (also kneesovertoes guy) there’s a link in his bio to his program and he’s the most successful knee coach on the planet. Like I’m able to dunk now and couldn’t walk down stairs pain free for 2 years prior.
U should check out kneesovertoes guy
@@colinthomas9662 I definitely will!! Thank you so much for the suggestion! Yeah, going down the stairs and I do not get along....I haven't been able to mow my lawn in over 3 years so my oldest has to do it. I'm going to check them out right now!
Get well bud. Good luck. Injuries suck.
We really need More Plates More Dates on the podcast! I have never wanted a guest as much aa that guy!
Yes Derek has my vote also! 💪👊💪👊
Sauced to the gills.
I just came from there , so glad to see Derek's channel blowing up finally