Toms family probably hears him dump on Bert constantly around the house, so the kids conclude 'aggression towards Bert is funny and will win dad's praise'. which is correct.
I was really shocked that neither of them commented that Tom's oldest boy is Bert reincarnated. From the crazy stuff he does to the "are you proud of me?" sounds like everything that comes out of Bert's mouth lmao
5years old in the pantry: "I'd like some privacy please."..lol.twenty years from now. That kid will probably be the best stand-up on the planet. Love Tom&Bert!
I know that Bert seems like such a difficult life partner and leeann is an absolute saint, but he also seems like he’s great with little kids. Maybe cuz he’s emotionally adjacent to them
My favorite topic for these two to discuss is their family. I LOVE hearing about them and their kids' shenanigans! Watching their podcasts over the past years has made us all fall in love with them (not just their comedy) and so hearing about their kids is so great!
Absolutely love hearing stories like these makes me realize my life and my kids are actually normal 😂😂😂. Sometimes it gets questionable lol… always love!
My kid did the same thing when he was age 3, but without me knowing where the water came from; I took a sip. Q few years later he admitted to the "offense" and used the excuse of his brain being too small.
Before it started I was thinking it would be a sweet story about their Uncle Bert, and how proud Tom is of his kid. I was completely and utterly wrong. Kids are a menace.
4:54 Cant help but think of Tom when he said to Christina, "Aren't you proud of me?" After he told her he held back a fart while making marital love. Hahaha
It's still priceless that a comic like Tom named his kids the names they have I still don't know if he named them that way because he like's the names or this is his own evil little inside joke
@@randallsmith8183 Well, I think hes referencing Ellis being a feminine name. Tom's mother asked him before Ellis was born if he was gay based off the name.. which is a WILD thought process.
5:19 lmaoo so true, when I was 5, I would try to jump as high as I can, instead of landing on my feet I would grab my ankles and land on my knees. It didn’t hurt at all, I wanted my aunt to do it but she said she would break her knee caps if she tried, I just laughed and kept doing it
Tom Segura is going to become a comedy legend, because his family stories will become his goldmine, maybe more so than Bert's Russian Mafia story became his goldmine.
Ellis will either turn into the greatest comic that’s ever lived or the most notorious serial killer
Why not both. Kinda like his dad.
@@vids595 🤣
Or he could pull a cosby and do both
Gonna give Garth a run for his money for sure.
both. like father like son
Tom telling stories about his kids is one of my favorite things ever.
Same
I love that he calls him " Tom "
They're going to be absolute savages in a few years. Like Ricky Bobby's kids from Talladega Nights.
@@ryankline2842 dude i never reply to comments but that is the funniest fucking thing ever
tom uses his bert voice when talkin as his kids.
Tom has a child who revels in the discomfort of others. Can’t imagine why that would be...
Horrible or Hilarious?
We'll wait and find out! I think Ellis is gonna be a little badass.
Lmfao
@@ZeranZeran First family representative on Scared Straight.
@@tim7of717 He's gonna be telling Burt to hold his pocket in a few years
_HOLD MA POCKET!_
Most children do. Take the bs somewhere else
So... Tom's 5 year old kid tried to dose Bert. Amazing.
Dont say that. Leann won't let them hang out if she knows!
Ari is gonna be pissed that someone stole his bit!
@@captainspaulding5963 hahahahaha he's gonna end up stealing Ellis' first girlfriend
@@ho0t0w1 I really hope not. That's super dark even for ari
This never happened fake story for the pod
Toms family probably hears him dump on Bert constantly around the house, so the kids conclude 'aggression towards Bert is funny and will win dad's praise'. which is correct.
What a gut punch of a comment.
Freud approves
Without a doubt. I've seen it a million times.
Tom has been karma punished with a mini Bert. Its like poetry, it rhymes.
Faster, more intense
@@russellcontreras394 he’s a funnier character than we’ve had before, but if we can get him working
He’s the key to all of this
I remember when they used to be funny. How's the nerd squad been lately?
He also married a blonde immigrant Bert.
“I want to make a sandwich.” “Ok.” “I’d like some privacy…”
That's how you know it's Tommy's boy.
@@DragonTigerBoss there is going to be some bodies in the future
5 years old
And that's the giant red flag. No privacy for you.
"Are you proud of me" oh my god
Yes I am! 😁
Tom’s impression of his kid is so close to his impression of Ari
@@BirdOfHermes83 thanks man
@@DrMaddMoose ahahahahahah I wonder why
@@Armazillo 👍
Sounds like Ellis has the Eastern European wildness of his mother's side and the full-blown sociopathy from his dad.
I was really shocked that neither of them commented that Tom's oldest boy is Bert reincarnated. From the crazy stuff he does to the "are you proud of me?" sounds like everything that comes out of Bert's mouth lmao
Omg yes! That's so true!
100 percent
Tom uses the same voice for Bert and his own child.
Christina is a lot like Bert.
Not even close…..
5years old in the pantry: "I'd like some privacy please."..lol.twenty years from now. That kid will probably be the best stand-up on the planet. Love Tom&Bert!
“You’re being rude” took me back. I said silly shit like that when I was upset as a kid lol
ONE time my mom kept making me angry when I was like 5 and I finally lost it and went "FUCK YOUUUUUU" my ass was torn tf up lmao
I love the part where Tom and Bert find themselves locked in a mental chess match with a 5 year old holding a glass of toilet water.
I know that Bert seems like such a difficult life partner and leeann is an absolute saint, but he also seems like he’s great with little kids. Maybe cuz he’s emotionally adjacent to them
That is very fucking true lmao
As a dad with a 5 and 6 year old, I feel Tom’s exhaustion through the screen 😂
My favorite topic for these two to discuss is their family. I LOVE hearing about them and their kids' shenanigans! Watching their podcasts over the past years has made us all fall in love with them (not just their comedy) and so hearing about their kids is so great!
I wanna hear about the dog a little more
Wow, more stories of Tom’s son Terror
😱
The toilet water thing seems like something Patrick Bateman would have done when he was a child
Or Ari as an adult.
Who?
@@boofert.washington2499 goggle him
I almost feel like they named him after the author of American Psycho.
@@deathstar997 that’s hilarious
Speaking about his best friends child
"Its easy because I have no attachment to IT" 😂😂
If you go back and listen he was using "it" referring to the situation not the actual kid.
I teach preschool, I've met kids like Ellis, he would be hell in class 😂
God bert looks awful he should keep doing whatever he’s doing
To look awful?
@@edp3202 look behind you and you’ll see the joke
@@whitb62 my butt? What's behind me?
@@edp3202 woman moment
@@avidodd26 huh? 😂
Tom and Bert’s kids are so insane in such different ways I love them
Idk what's funnier. The stories of Ellis, or watching Tom die inside describing them.
Bert looks like he’s holding in a laugh 100% of the time, but that might just be his high blood pressure
Your boys will provide you and Christina with great material forever!
Absolutely love hearing stories like these makes me realize my life and my kids are actually normal 😂😂😂. Sometimes it gets questionable lol… always love!
Tom trying to not murder his kids would make me cry laughing
I love the stories about those kids. Poor Tom and Christina. 😂
Tim's impersonation of his own son sounds like bert.
Ellis isn’t even in the media yet, & he my favorite comedian 😭😭😭
"when I get a second wife" 😂 Damnit Bruce you won't last a minute without Leann
Who the fuck's Bruce? I thought he was Bush.
@@DragonTigerBoss his name's Birch
@@jurj97 it’s Brent
He literally shits the bed once a month and he thinks he can find a second woman to put up with that
@@VeryBrainShow Bart!
My kid did the same thing when he was age 3, but without me knowing where the water came from; I took a sip. Q few years later he admitted to the "offense" and used the excuse of his brain being too small.
7:39 BERT KEPT A SECRET!!!!
Call the News! The world must know!
Congrats Bert! We knew you could do it!!
First time with my phone in two weeks because of Basic Training, this raised the morale of the boys 10 fold😂
Only two weeks….??? What basic training you doing haha
?? You don’t get your cell phone 2 weeks into basic lol
Gay
Plot twist:
G's Father told these same stories about Garth.
You know.... Christina barely remembers her dates in Nashville from a few years ago. Everything was a little..... hazy
All these years of laughing at sociopathic videos and enjoying the work of serial killers have come back to bite Tom on the behind.
Before it started I was thinking it would be a sweet story about their Uncle Bert, and how proud Tom is of his kid.
I was completely and utterly wrong. Kids are a menace.
Dammit , great editing ! I need to know Bert favourite story lol
Ellis 100% sounds like a sociopath.
Tim's kid is gonna be the next Garth. Lie detector? No problem. You'll NEVER find the bodies.
The best part of comedy is: "oh my favorite part is...I won't say until you say it way later than idk, when we're talking live."
4:54
Cant help but think of Tom when he said to Christina, "Aren't you proud of me?" After he told her he held back a fart while making marital love. Hahaha
One of the funniest quotes from Bert at 2:19
"Why don't you tell the story..."
Ellis will be so happy to inherit all of Tom’s favourite body dump spots, weapons and the map to where all the bodies are
I love Tom. He's so proud of his boys.
This new set is fabulous
Omg I love hearing about the kids
Bert ain't gonna drink it unless it's toilet cool aid.
This kid is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoyed this however he might need counseling 😂😂😂
Get Him Some Spicy Candy!!
I love that they labeled Tom Bert and Bert Tom lol
I think this was foretold when he accidentally got the 6ft tall portraits
Yall are pretty wholesome for Californians 👍
“Wait until they say that when they’re 17” 😂😂😂
Wow you guys are so lucky to have friends I have no friends and I'm 36 wish I had just one to talk to
i love it when bent crysler gets pranked. lmao
Here's Tom and Burt
ACTING like neither of them
Fked Sht Up when they were Lads.
I like how Bobcat Krutches acting like he’s never drank toilet water before.
If I lied to my parents they would have beat the living shit out of me with every single spoon, belt, and cord in the house.
It's still priceless that a comic like Tom named his kids the names they have
I still don't know if he named them that way because he like's the names or this is his own evil little inside joke
I wanna get this, but i dont get this. what are the names about?
@@randallsmith8183 Well, I think hes referencing Ellis being a feminine name. Tom's mother asked him before Ellis was born if he was gay based off the name.. which is a WILD thought process.
Nativ really wrote the word "nefarious" in the description
the ending is mad 😂😂😂
"I'd like some privacy"
Good thing he's not a teenager!
Well, he's not wrong.
@@knugenavswarje734 Verkligen inte, Tjabo!
@@Hjaelteomslag Bernt Klantarsel, den fetaste och mest rasistiske komikern i världen!
@@knugenavswarje734 Stackars hundar!
Aww well ain't Ellis just a chip off the 'ole block
5:19 lmaoo so true, when I was 5, I would try to jump as high as I can, instead of landing on my feet I would grab my ankles and land on my knees. It didn’t hurt at all, I wanted my aunt to do it but she said she would break her knee caps if she tried, I just laughed and kept doing it
Can't wait for the kids to get stuck in Tom's house elevator
"The harder you go, the better it is" Goddddddamn!
Toms child keeps hearing the adults say " Burt you drink a lot " "Burt you'll drink anything ". I know I'll give him tolet water.
Tom makes his kid sound like he’s 38 years old haha
“Tom you tel the story”…Bert tells the story
This kid rocks.
That's a nice way of putting it.......LOL!!!!
First Ari, now segura’s kids messing with his drinks
Hey at least it wasn’t spiked with molly
"Daddy called us fuckers " 😆
is it me or does Tom seem SUPER fuckin' worn OUT. He looks like he's about to collapse.
He should do a comedy special on Ellis!!
Toms kid sounds like a little Joey Coco
Teach the kid to make wine in that toilet thats a trick lmao 😂
😆😂🤣
Think Tom might need to call Jo Frost.
I know what it is like having one like that. There is no rest.
This whole second wife thing seems to be creeping in every episode more and more... 👀
We are proud of you, Bert
Wait what was Bert referring to there in the end? He said “actually I won’t mention it, I’ll wait till you say it in your show”
My older brother was like that. One time threw all the shoes laying around a bouncy house over the roof for shits and giggles. Pops was so mad
The Boy's trying to Dose Uncle Bert
Tom Segura is going to become a comedy legend, because his family stories will become his goldmine, maybe more so than Bert's Russian Mafia story became his goldmine.
If he mixed it with kool-aid Bert would have drank it.. hahaha
Anybody else notice that this is a very different story to the one told in JRE?
More of toms kids pranking Kurt!
Bert cannot even let Tom tell the story damn
Ellis and iyla would have the best podcast
So I see Segura's psychopathy has transferred.
The animated version of Bert telling this story to Joe Rogan is so much funnier. I couldn't stop laughing at that.
I heard this on Rogan, its hilarious
Tom raises a serial killer… big surprise
Ellis definitely knows where Brian Laundrie is
This is my favorite clip. 😂
This kid is gonna be Something
@0:47 What is that on his wrist?
I think its the whoop band. Its a monitor for heart rate and sleep time and stuff
Whoop