Yes yes but I wanna is a good day to get your mom and I eat a little to do do doo is a a time for me haha I wanna go get some milk for some milk or do anything that I eat before you leave for work or something or you hûéáūh I was like I gotta get a a lot more fun and I have to go get some stuff for you guys to get to the train fursona was was that I wanna go to get some stuff for you guys and I get a
For the ones who struggle with responding to “lol”, I usually starts with “anyway” and then change subject easily, like as how their day is going so far or what they up to?
15:27 Men lying about their sizes, making women think "he said he was 8" but it didn't feel that good" when He was actually 4.5", are the reason women think they need bigger and bigger partners. When in reality, the average treasure cove is about 4 to 5" in depth. More than that and they hit the back and while it probably will feel good during it, it will just become painful after the act, especially if he last more than 2 minutes. So, no ladies, you don't need a man that's 7" or bigger. You just need one who is honest with his size, settle for a real 5.5 to 6" and who is as girthy as a cucumber instead of pencil thick.
Forget even that, just get a partner who you’re compatible with, cause if you look for the perfect size you’ll be looking for a long time. Dudes have absolutely zero control on how big they get, so just find one who knows what he’s doing
Oh man. Dude at 1:25 keeps driving over his own foot and then reversing. I mean, points for creativity but he should probably stop shooting himself in the foot and then reloading.
Greetings! I've got some subreddit suggestions for this channel. =) Day 306 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Thanks!
11:35 "Wth, why work him up like that eMiLy-" Me, named Emily: "wh- I didn't do anything!" **Realizes that Robin doesn't actually know I exist, and that this convo did not happen with me, and that this is a pre-recorded video** Lmao
That reminds me of a particular episode of one of those crime investigation shows where the dude was an abusive boyfriend and had my first name. Whole time I'm just like: This dude is ruining it for all of us.
2:18 Actually d7 is not a possible move. d7 means you are moving the queen's pawn, but the 7th and 2nd ranks are spawnpoints for the pawns, not areas the pawn can move to. Also the pawn is no match for a queen in battle.
Yeah I know why I never liked Tinder, those kind of pickup lines are more of a turnoff. But I still got a girlfriend, on a better dating app (Badoo), so it was a good decision. A lovely Indonesian girlfriend I love more than anyone else that I can't wait to live with and I also made an Indonesian friend aswell as an Vietnamese one. Generally more matches that actually respond, unlike Tinder. It's just a waste of time unless you're not serious at all.
13:03 Be the kind of partner you want to have. If it’s not possible for you, it’s not going to be possible for your partner. Also “can’t you take a joke” is code for “I am going to verbally abuse you in front of my friends and loved ones.”
After he said gladiator tournament to see which one I match a advertisement for a pool game with dramatic music came on, yes that's a perfect way to kill one another... Pool
![일상 속 기분 좋음 [Proto disco meme]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DwmEIaZ7XGQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Deleted tinder a few days ago after getting literally zero matches LOL
@thanks no!
Excellent work, Connor. Now delete your OnlyFans account.
Yaas pugboi is here. Door
Lol
@thanks why?
"That's a bald move" *The new quote of the year*
"I'm your host Robin, the one without any dates."
Come on give this man some dates. Or at least some figs.
That’s some great wordplay
@@diggitydog998 thank you very much🎩
I say we get him some prunes
I absolutely love puns
comedy gold. truly.
If there's one thing I've noticed about people who say "I don't send the first message", it's that they usually don't send the second message either
I love his voice it's soothing
@then ur awesome no.
Retro knight do you watch jolly wangcore
"That's a bald move"
Steel, that's what this guy's balls are made of.
Nice 32 seconds ago
Damn gay- (Straight)
Balls of titanium
I’m gonna steel that line
@@MHPAM 32 minutes ago ;)
"That's a bald move"
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
i actually just failed calculus
@@minaamir9161 don't worry you're not the only one who's bad at physics
@@minaamir9161 *yes*
"I cut my hair"
"Well that was a bald move"
Mean he's not wrong🧐😭
Mmmm Very wise in the force he is
Emojis are bald I just realised
Yes yes but I wanna is a good day to get your mom and I eat a little to do do doo is a a time for me haha I wanna go get some milk for some milk or do anything that I eat before you leave for work or something or you hûéáūh I was like I gotta get a a lot more fun and I have to go get some stuff for you guys to get to the train fursona was was that I wanna go to get some stuff for you guys and I get a
r/technicallythetruth
Well R/technicallythetruth
the 69 joke is mindblowing as 5’9” is 69 inches-
that was superior
I'm so mad at myself for missing that one... i thought it was a pretty meh response at first.
I made this joke 3 weeks ago and not a single person like it. You do it and you get a holy grail of likes
@@gaara8014 Don't be salty.
@@gaara8014 welcome to the internet this is a normal occurrence
Holy shit I was not expecting that!
I’ll bet the girl with the koalafications also has the chylmidifications
I understand nothing
LMFAO
I get that cos I watch casual geographic
@thanks
...
Do not hack this channel, ShortHax.
Robin's intro should be, "My name's Robin, I was just sobbin, but my heart's still throbbin."
I would say "my name is Robin, the one without wings", just so I could make a "who clipped them?" joke
hey just change heart to throat
69 NIIIICEEEE
7:24 I've never seen someone stutter over text before. This is hilarious.
Not like that anyways.
Me when the TV starts showing back to school ads in August: *I sense a disturbance in the force.*
It makes me feel queasy
Me who graduated last year.
I love listening to this, but i also love the fact that Jontron's opera-like scream from his Goosebumps prt 2 episode is used as the censor noise.
Oh it's Jontron? That makes a bit more sense
I know! It caught me off guard. One of the best censor sounds 10/10 would recommend.
For the ones who struggle with responding to “lol”, I usually starts with “anyway” and then change subject easily, like as how their day is going so far or what they up to?
If she puts no effort into the convo just take your L and move on instead of wasting your time
@@Swagnuz as a girl, agreed. if she (or he, they, whatever the fuck) isn't putting any effort or energy into the conversation, then what's the point
Fun fact: Avril Lavigne's song "girlfriend" was translated into 7 different languages, including Japanese, Mandarin, and French.
Thess3
One of the few fun facts that are actually FUN
yoo the Japanese version slaps
@ remove the y and it's "our kids are gonna be so cute and funn"
Alternative compliment for 4:52 :
“Are you a bullet? Cuz I can’t get you out of my head”
I mean... it flew right through xD
Holy shot that was good, and no I don’t mean shit as it was a holy shot that blew his mind
It blows my mind how one can come up with such a joke. I mean, just ask Franz Ferdinand!
"haven't had a good line in a while" yeah me too, been clean since college
14:51
Sounds about right for an Australian.
6:18 This. This is what fear is made of.
Man I'm loving the new censor sound. Just hear JohnTrons scream in the middle of a pickup line is fucking hilarious
15:27 Men lying about their sizes, making women think "he said he was 8" but it didn't feel that good" when He was actually 4.5", are the reason women think they need bigger and bigger partners. When in reality, the average treasure cove is about 4 to 5" in depth. More than that and they hit the back and while it probably will feel good during it, it will just become painful after the act, especially if he last more than 2 minutes. So, no ladies, you don't need a man that's 7" or bigger. You just need one who is honest with his size, settle for a real 5.5 to 6" and who is as girthy as a cucumber instead of pencil thick.
I read this in height until the end. Dear lord I need help.
Forget even that, just get a partner who you’re compatible with, cause if you look for the perfect size you’ll be looking for a long time. Dudes have absolutely zero control on how big they get, so just find one who knows what he’s doing
@@missleiadragonitemaster7597 same. Suffering.
Jesus christ it's just a karen who doesn't need attention like...
Dear lord jesus i did it
Narrator saying that he’d rather go to illegal Pete’s then qdoba or chipotle
Me: I’m not the only one
The cat stuck in the tree one has me dying
Reddit may be the best thing ever made
Ok redditor
I keep my toilet paper like that too, because if I don’t my cat pulls all of it off the role and drags it all over the house.
I’m still tryna understand the joke I’m just stupid 5:45
Drop the "Y" at the being and it becomes "Our kids are gonna be cute and funny"
Robin casually offering ... to hear interesting stories. Felt
8:32 i loled so hard i start coughing brutally
Oh man. Dude at 1:25 keeps driving over his own foot and then reversing. I mean, points for creativity but he should probably stop shooting himself in the foot and then reloading.
That's an understatement
Yay my fan art made it 😁
*Nothing ulterior, just me tryna get to your interior.*
I love this subreddit so much even though I don’t use the damn app. These posts are just so damn funny😂
“Get bred, get fed” uhh nasty and funny.
The best kind of funny
Weirdly enough, there are people who don’t sweat. That pisses me off
WHAT?! Lucky.
Fun fact: they actually have heat strokes much faster and with less warning than people who do sweat. Yes, even in 80-90°F weather.
I'm sweating for two, fuck me right?
@@someonessidechannel1485 dang. My father has it, and we live in Florida lol.
@@Greas7bac0n ye it’s a hereditary trait from African Americans. Unless there is another form that’s cause by something else
Greetings! I've got some subreddit suggestions for this channel. =)
Day 306 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Thanks!
I agree
yes
@@-gummyworm-2606 y e s
You are 1st lol
@@wahoo. You have my IP?!??!???!!?
The failed pickup line got me
I wasn't prepared for "Demolish mailboxes with my fucking head."
11:35
"Wth, why work him up like that eMiLy-"
Me, named Emily: "wh- I didn't do anything!"
**Realizes that Robin doesn't actually know I exist, and that this convo did not happen with me, and that this is a pre-recorded video**
Lmao
That reminds me of a particular episode of one of those crime investigation shows where the dude was an abusive boyfriend and had my first name. Whole time I'm just like: This dude is ruining it for all of us.
8:43 if you own a cat, have kids, or you are an extremely clumsy idiot, you’d know that this is indeed the RIGHT way to place toilet paper.
"What's up?"
*looks up*
*looks back down and points up*
2:18 Actually d7 is not a possible move. d7 means you are moving the queen's pawn, but the 7th and 2nd ranks are spawnpoints for the pawns, not areas the pawn can move to. Also the pawn is no match for a queen in battle.
Hol' up...
Actually, never mind, you're right. I saw spawn points and was instantly confoosed
bruh the calenders i=one was so fucking smooth, my jaw is still open at this moment
The Koalafication makes the whole subreddit laughs :|
2:16 unless you are half way through a game, this is impossible. D7 is a pawn in front of the king
"I was not expecting that " neither was the president
i can't believe robin just glossed over the fact that 5'9" _is_ 69"
Some of the people in this video just maxed their charisma stat
those guys won't be talking about her toilet paper being placed wrong when the cat starts rolling it
5:44
Whats the joke...?
WHATS THE JO-
I freaking love these videos
if the movie/ book is named "The never-ending story" why does it have an end?
Fun fact: there are flying spiders
Why
Fuck you. I didn’t have to know that Jari
Uh oh
@@faolanoan4178 because it is what i do
@@jeremy.90210 sup JeremyTheJaguar Njenga
And now I recognize the censor sound as a JonTron scream fragment. I need to get off the internet
Ending the appreciating thing because a lot of people seem to hate it
Imagine starting a pickup line with ‘Hey sussy’
*and it actually works*
the censor sound just adds to the comedy effect im here trying not to choke on water from laughing so hard as i drink
6:47 “didn’t say it was a very good one”
Saved
These are pure entertainment
you’re
Thanks
I literally had this pop up as I got a tinder message 😂
OH MY GOD MY POST GOT INTO AN EMKAY VIDEO BILLY I LOVE YOU
Robin is the best narrator of Emkay
*Change my mind*
Forget about Zodiac signs, who's your favorite EmKay narrator?
Mine is all of them.
That is a pretty cool frog
I’m enjoying all the Jontron censors lately.
Honestly this was actually pretty good for how r/tinder goes
I like how u always use the mr king dice theme, your voice goes with it
11:43
Dude I lost when I realized they were singing Girlfriend-
r/tinder ah the funniest subreddit
The Johntron noise when there a curse word is beautiful
Yeah I know why I never liked Tinder, those kind of pickup lines are more of a turnoff. But I still got a girlfriend, on a better dating app (Badoo), so it was a good decision. A lovely Indonesian girlfriend I love more than anyone else that I can't wait to live with and I also made an Indonesian friend aswell as an Vietnamese one. Generally more matches that actually respond, unlike Tinder. It's just a waste of time unless you're not serious at all.
10:06 had us in the first half ngl
The dog toy I squeak at the store 8:12
When your not the one using tinder it’s great
Don't tell anyone else at EmKay but, you are my favourite voice in these videos :)
Somebody explain the "funny drop the y" joke. I won't be able to sleep until I figure it out. Help.
Its not the 'funny', its the 'your' take the y out and you'll get 'our'.
Ohhh godddddd! Whyy?? Lmfao!
@@sweetflowers1421 thanks dude
5:31 jontrons scream for a second
3:00
Im a monkey but that "OOOHB" cracked me up
9:42 jeez calm down mate. What crawled up your bum leaving you empty and unfulfilled?
gotta take notes cuz some of these are smooth as heck
Remember kids, IQ isn't about how smart you are, it's how fast you can process information, You aren't Smarter, you are just dumber quicker
If Hana has cats then the toilet paper is correct!
Dude...
I literally thought he was gonna say well hello ladies and gents jades and spades
I loved the fan art!
13:03 Be the kind of partner you want to have. If it’s not possible for you, it’s not going to be possible for your partner. Also “can’t you take a joke” is code for “I am going to verbally abuse you in front of my friends and loved ones.”
Me: watching the intro
Robin: speaks
Me: robin? Robin? Robin???
Robin: its Robin
Me: Y E S
that first one belongs in r/technicallythetruth lol
The drop the y joke took me a few mimutes
that yeast one made me gag on reflex so bad
4:47
tsk, missed the joke there
"Madeline, will you be my..TITANIC"
That had me good. 6:40 for those who missed it.
fidget spinners are like Street Countdown
The fucking censor sound got me laughing my ass off
i love the high pitched AAAA
My existence is illegal
Dude, that Jontron censor noise was hilarious
5:34 My dude took 3 months to get the joke
7:24 sounds like me at 3AM when I've had no water or food for 6 hours
Just a casual discussion with someone on discord
I have actually forgot tinder was a thing for years
After he said gladiator tournament to see which one I match a advertisement for a pool game with dramatic music came on, yes that's a perfect way to kill one another... Pool
1:44
Myguy didint dodge a bullet, he dodged ww3