Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, just like you. But the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty just like your head.
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Fuck these bots. But seriously, how do they expect anyone to want to do that? It's like that one role in ancient Rome, called parasite if I remember right, who would live off of someone for jokes and shit.
@@snailboi6902 For real though the first three replies to my comment were porn bots. I think there have been 8 so far. And I've never heard of that, I'll check it out.
In the FanArt section Robin always says "I can't draw ... You should see mine..." So I want an episode where the other hosts comment on Robin's artwork
Brooklyn dude doesn't want anyone who lives more than an hour away. presumably he lives in one of those two neighborhoods, so he understands that EVERYWHERE is more than an hour away.
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The Undertale/Deltarune music in the background makes these tinder posts feel like people are out here battling it out to find that one perfect, 10/10 hookup
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A friend eventually managed to get me to sign up to tinder. I had no interest in it so I put my profile as "Looking for a girl who can carry a conversation". It worked, I haven't once been DM'ed.... Well, it is either that or the fact I am fugly.
3:20 Incel or not, at least he nailed the NiceGirls™ stereotype. Gotta give him props for that at least. Just as men can be sleazy in their preferences in women, so can the opposite be true. Romance is a two way street, and the women who demands a good personality, looks, loyalty _and_ wealth while offering nothing besides empty promises of schmex and "good company" in return aren't really in it for love, and they don't deserve anything good in life.
This makes sense! I think the only reason he’s such a big red flag, despite his reasonable points, is that he generalized all women based on one stereotype.
@@user-mz6zn1od9h "in my experience" is his experience so no generalization there. most likely with this text he is simply filtering out the masquerade girls and gets on with the girls that are smart enough to understand tinder and it's use. besides: all women want to date up is a fact.
@@deinemudder3066 but that's where the problem starts, is it not? a single lifetime's experience will never be enough to understand every single person on earth. when it comes to women, or to put it in simpler terms, 50% of the world's population, it's no different. we're all individuals. you're not half-wrong, there are definitely people who want to date up. But that's them, and their own personality and interests. to take that single aspect of their personality and project it onto 50% of the world's population... that's pretty much generalizing, isn't it?
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Well well well it seems like Bella SHUT down that knock knock joke, practically SLAMED the door in his face. Do you think she’s OPEN to another try? Eh eh? I’m sorry I’ll leave now
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I like how genuinly offended you sounds at 4:46. Like its the natural normal reaction to hearing some shit like that but it was also just really cute to hear you that offended for the person.
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80s cars bring back the lack of safety that perfectly reflects how much I care about my own life. I love driving down the interstate in my 5 speed death machine
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If anyone else was like me, and Just started at the joke at 7:21 for like 10 minuten, they ment the first "y" so not "Your kids are gonna be so cute and funn" but "Our kids are gonna be so cute and funny"
I'm sitting here, doing my hair and I hear, "Damn, you're funny too. Fuck off, Grace." Ngl i was a little offended at first as my name is Grace. Had to rewind the video a little bit to be sure you weren't actually talking to me 😂😭
"No more than 2 dates without sex" is a lot of pressure if he's set his profile to anything aside from just hook-ups. Personally, I wouldn't date that stipulation even when I _am_ just looking for something casual, because my libido prefers the freedom to go with the mood.
Yeah, a scheduled hookup does not get the atmosphere going... "oh, whoops, it's 11 pm. This was the second date, so let's get to the next point of our schedule. Please remove your clothing."
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my youtube did that thing where it starts playing your video before you click it, so when i actually clicked the video i was greeted by Robin saying "gay".
16:38 Unless they aren't talking about the big city in Kentucky, I don't think that Louisville is a small town. It is also pronounced like King Louis XVI for future reference
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When I was young, I'd talk about a girls tastes: shoes, music, hair Now that I'm a dad: point out the obvious in clever(ish) ways and when they say they are something, I say "hi (insert noun here) I'm daddy" Works every time
10:30 holy shit I've read stories where people in the closet rather than adopting, they act like they're attracted to the opposite gender and then have kids, divorce or break up and take the kids and go... straight or gay or lesbian or trans this is the most asshole-y thing you can do
The "roses are red" chain is just great. Match made in heaven right there
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, just like you.
But the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty just like your head.
Roses are red, babies on airplanes keep crying, oh god my mental health keeps on fuking declining.
Roses are red, violet are blue....
....
Soap trusted you, I thought I could too
So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov knows you
I just fking love Tinder
roses are red
brazilians are tan
would you like to take a ride
in my unmarked white van
"This guy has the sex appeal of a bag of sand" one of Robin's best quotes, 10/10 a treasure
dont knock it till you...... knock it??? well anyway
Sixty ninth like
so he is immensely sexually attractive?
But what if sand is sexually appealing?
What if I like sand?
"Did I choose the wrong ice cream??" Saddest thing I've heard in a while
unrelated but is that a matt pfp
@@inactive9550 yes
'...the sex appeal of a bag of sand...'
The way you said that made me laugh more than anything these people texted.
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Damn that "Triple Threat" thing was bad.
Like I'm just gonna take my stable income, buy some gas for my car, and drive as far away as possible.
Fuck these bots. But seriously, how do they expect anyone to want to do that?
It's like that one role in ancient Rome, called parasite if I remember right, who would live off of someone for jokes and shit.
Agreed Fck bots
@@snailboi6902 For real though the first three replies to my comment were porn bots. I think there have been 8 so far.
And I've never heard of that, I'll check it out.
Bots are bad.
*How to start a conversation with your match on Tinder:*
"Hello there".
"General Kenobi"
General Kenobi!
General Kenobi
These replies show why you should always start with that. You’ll either A. Get an actual convo going, or B. “General Kenobi.”
I have the high ground anakin!
In the FanArt section Robin always says "I can't draw ... You should see mine..." So I want an episode where the other hosts comment on Robin's artwork
lol
Brooklyn dude doesn't want anyone who lives more than an hour away. presumably he lives in one of those two neighborhoods, so he understands that EVERYWHERE is more than an hour away.
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Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
r/Tinder is always a funny subreddit (except for when it isn't)
Sooooo true
@@brayden2983 100% people that live in Africa will eventually die, unless they are dead
he... isnt lying
This has brighten up my day, what a great joke, except when it isn't
Yes this is a good scam Very good very good...
Robin is the kind of guy to tell “fuck you, you piece of shit” if you don’t take your dog out for a walk on your tinder bio
@lexi flow wtf
@@RalseiThePrinceOfDarkness it’s just some random bot
The Undertale/Deltarune music in the background makes these tinder posts feel like people are out here battling it out to find that one perfect, 10/10 hookup
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
I always thought I was the only one hearing the music!
Let’s be honest, that music fits perfectly because Undertale/Deltarune is a flaming train of chaos that also I cannot get of off 😂
80s music was 32-42 years ago which means if you aren't older than that then yeah it counts 👍
I'm not older than 18, but seeing this comment makes me feel old
@@deltaboi9014 same
What's the music at 0:55
@@Comeoniwantaccount Undertale snowdin shop
Here is it: th-cam.com/video/YTeUdtilREo/w-d-xo.html
A friend eventually managed to get me to sign up to tinder. I had no interest in it so I put my profile as "Looking for a girl who can carry a conversation". It worked, I haven't once been DM'ed.... Well, it is either that or the fact I am fugly.
3:20 Incel or not, at least he nailed the NiceGirls™ stereotype. Gotta give him props for that at least. Just as men can be sleazy in their preferences in women, so can the opposite be true.
Romance is a two way street, and the women who demands a good personality, looks, loyalty _and_ wealth while offering nothing besides empty promises of schmex and "good company" in return aren't really in it for love, and they don't deserve anything good in life.
This makes sense! I think the only reason he’s such a big red flag, despite his reasonable points, is that he generalized all women based on one stereotype.
@@user-mz6zn1od9h "in my experience" is his experience so no generalization there. most likely with this text he is simply filtering out the masquerade girls and gets on with the girls that are smart enough to understand tinder and it's use. besides: all women want to date up is a fact.
@@deinemudder3066 but that's where the problem starts, is it not?
a single lifetime's experience will never be enough to understand every single person on earth. when it comes to women, or to put it in simpler terms, 50% of the world's population, it's no different.
we're all individuals. you're not half-wrong, there are definitely people who want to date up. But that's them, and their own personality and interests.
to take that single aspect of their personality and project it onto 50% of the world's population... that's pretty much generalizing, isn't it?
I can't hold intelligent conversation unless about history but I can definitely hold dumb conversation that will probably give you a head ache.
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Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Well well well it seems like Bella SHUT down that knock knock joke, practically SLAMED the door in his face.
Do you think she’s OPEN to another try?
Eh eh?
I’m sorry I’ll leave now
no i think her DOOR to other guys are locked in the OTHER SIDE
she needs to find a KEY to open that door for new boys
IMA SEND YOU TO THE BACKROOMS IF YOU DO ANOTHER DOOR JOKE
no really ill make it so the next door you open leads straight to there
@@seantaggart7382 huh funny joke i will LEAVE now if you dont mind
@@seantaggart7382 where the fuck am i
@@isappycracks HAHAHAH
nice job
Anyways Ill send a rescue team
Give me 2 hours
Maybe
Eh dont count on it
Ill send a Almond water package
Robin: “Bella I’m in love with you now”
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@Vyldim yeah
I hope no one is in love with all these bots lmao
Yeah he said that why id you need to comment that?
Hello bots, beep boop
0:29 every single word is in alphabetical order and i absolutely love it
"Rocky Road because I have been going through it" screams to most dudes "I am about to unload all my problems onto you so please listen".
I swear Robin has the manliest and most handsome voice ever
@Emkay At 17:40 it says Jack is today’s narrator. But, we all know it’s Xycron/ Robin. Just thought you should know.
I like how genuinly offended you sounds at 4:46. Like its the natural normal reaction to hearing some shit like that but it was also just really cute to hear you that offended for the person.
3:45 I disagree. That man has life in his hands. He knows what he's in for.
He is a legend.
goofy ahh
80's music takes me back to the good old days of wearing a diaper and screaming.. half way through to identical future days.. 😄
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
"Quit making your entire personality out of red flags!" -One Topic, 2022
The “Joey doesn’t share food!” rlly got me and the roses are red part🤣
7:23 - Our kids are gonna be so cute and fun
cus nothing says "I'm interested in getting to know you" like telling them you want to conceive instantly.....
0:18 Oh come on Robin you aren’t single you have Zach
I'll never get a dating app I'm already the brink of self destruction and that push me over the edge
Tinder is always funny af no expections
9:16 Robin: *turns into duke nukem*
80s cars bring back the lack of safety that perfectly reflects how much I care about my own life. I love driving down the interstate in my 5 speed death machine
11:22 Come on they could've finished it with "Now take me to bed," whole missed opportunity.
The "roses are red" really show how compatible they are.
I LOVE getting FLIPPED off at the start of EVERY EMKAY video 😁
Boi I sure do love watching peoples self confidence drop lowers then rock bottom!
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Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Tinder is quite a weird place
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
these bots are beginning to worry me.
@@ThatManSpam same here
emkays videos make me happy
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@berlyn Wtf is up with these botssss
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Oh boy, 5 in a row, this comment is a winner
1:33
As a league of legends player I saw this coming from a mile away and I can confirm that it's accurate
^
The last one was as if autocorrect was the third wheel of a online date
1:32 🤣🤣 ah the *most* toxic of all the online gaming communities
My faith in humanity grows increasingly smaller each time I see these messages.😂
If anyone else was like me, and Just started at the joke at 7:21 for like 10 minuten, they ment the first "y" so not "Your kids are gonna be so cute and funn" but "Our kids are gonna be so cute and funny"
That army navy one was a good one 😆
this either makes me happy im single or made me envious
“Knock knock”
“Shut up”
Yes
I'm sitting here, doing my hair and I hear, "Damn, you're funny too.
Fuck off, Grace."
Ngl i was a little offended at first as my name is Grace. Had to rewind the video a little bit to be sure you weren't actually talking to me 😂😭
The fanart this episode was absolutely amazing, it was so cute--
"No more than 2 dates without sex" is a lot of pressure if he's set his profile to anything aside from just hook-ups.
Personally, I wouldn't date that stipulation even when I _am_ just looking for something casual, because my libido prefers the freedom to go with the mood.
Yeah, a scheduled hookup does not get the atmosphere going...
"oh, whoops, it's 11 pm. This was the second date, so let's get to the next point of our schedule. Please remove your clothing."
The thumbnail is really ducking relatable.....
I am very stoned and the tacobell ding has me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's a miracle that bad matches are already made clear by the messages
Your TH-cam vids always make me feel happy
Can't draw? Dude, if you can draw legs, you are God in my eyes
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
man, id they can draw hands they are better than me.
Yesss finallly!! Ive missed r/Tinder
Idk why but 2:29 just caught me off guard
I just realized the intro flips us all off every time
Was eating a cheese stick when the taco bell gong went off almost choked on it
I just noticed the intro includes a bird being flipped
THANKS ROBIN
13;13 YEs laughsed harder then i should have at this line
1:26 man was looking around for a cancer and instead found himself a virgo real god damn quick
Tinder is the best place to get a good laugh Lmao (its just great)
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cutegirls
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Totally gonna steal the "tip for your profile" one
I love the fan art!
my youtube did that thing where it starts playing your video before you click it, so when i actually clicked the video i was greeted by Robin saying "gay".
16:38
Unless they aren't talking about the big city in Kentucky, I don't think that Louisville is a small town. It is also pronounced like King Louis XVI for future reference
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Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "mundruk"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Born and raised in Kentucky! Louisville pronunciations always hurt me a little.
@synesthesia7290 why don't you like Loo-vull?
Has anyone realized that the Emkay intro gives people the middle finger?
Pretty sure everyone noticed that
@@candylandish Yes, and we are here for it!
I am in desperate need of the holy wisdom dispensed by the council of men
as someone named bella that intro made me smile
Me and the other rocky road kids are out there on our own I guess lol
When I was young, I'd talk about a girls tastes: shoes, music, hair
Now that I'm a dad: point out the obvious in clever(ish) ways and when they say they are something, I say "hi (insert noun here) I'm daddy"
Works every time
For the one where that person had a raccoon named worm, if I was there….
*I would’ve married them right there and then*
3:19 if I had the confidence to make an account I would go out of my way to purchase an eggplant for this exact situation
instead of: "hi" or "hey"
try: "greetings, urchin. i have decided to entertain you with a message through this mortal technology."
I like the Taco Bell sound 🤣 best censor ever
Been waiting for this
“Knock knock!”
“shut up”
Me and my emotions in a nutshell. I hate knock knock jokes
"Knock Knock!"
"Shut up"
"Shut up who? .... Wait"
This is my kind of energy xD.
7:24 For those who didn't know, like Robin, drop the y in "your kids" to get the joke
The consil of man spiting facts
I'm interested in knowing why so many people give one word responses to a question. Like, spice it up or something. Add some emoji or emoticon
4:24 i felt that, the guy next to me felt that, the guy 10 m felt that
3:40 is great lol
15:27 it says right there, "27" there are 27 in the council of men
Loved the friends reference :) u always love things u don’t have :(
15:41 eyyyy. Bushwickkkk, same
*11:53** 'meatworm'*
“Your kids are gonna be so funny, but the y is silent”
i’m a freaking idiot, it’s talking about the y in your.
edit : thank u fo- jk, typo :/
The funny thing is im in a league of legends q and it couldnt be more relatable
Knock Knock
Shut up
Who's there?
How's there
Shut up
Shut up
"s*x appeal of a bag of sand"
Rare insult unlocked
2:46 "What was I supposed to say? Threesome?"
10:59 made me laugh so hard
10:30 holy shit I've read stories where people in the closet rather than adopting, they act like they're attracted to the opposite gender and then have kids, divorce or break up and take the kids and go...
straight or gay or lesbian or trans this is the most asshole-y thing you can do
Me pausing the video every 10 seconds to convert measurements
People born in 1990 are over 30 now
People born in 2004 are becoming legal adults this year.
I love bella too. *there can only be one.*
Fan art was good today!!
"Knock Kno-"
"Shut up."
6:25 Chocolate, so I'll finally love myself
Another day of thanking god for making me asexual
Me an alloromantic sex repulsed asexual: I am glad I don't feel sexual attraction but I am not spared from the want for love.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha qןoopןıuǝ ǝups ʍıʇɥ ʎon