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- Top posts from r/Tinder on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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The fact that Kenny matched with someone on one of these posts is a plot twist I never saw coming.
I was editing the post and I was like "Why does this look so familiar? Have I edited this post in a previous video or something" and then I was like, wait a moment, surely not. So I checked my previous matches and blow my own mind!
and its an amazing twist. more proof hes the best editor
@@RandomKenny that is a HUGE coincidence!
@@RandomKenny Oh, you’re so random, Kenny! 😜
Seriously, though, a guy as funny and talented as you should have dates coming out of his ears! Heck, *I’d* date you off this evidence if I were near enough! 😲
@@RandomKenny that's frickin awesome dude 😂
The fact that Kenny HAS a tinder profile means you can match with him and potentially end up here
Fake female accounts go brrr
boutta passport to their general location and get me some negative internet points 😎
content has to come from somewhere lol
In his basement?
What are the chances that editor Kenny matched with someone who’s post they were editing
fr
Millions to one!
"It's way better to be under dogs." Okay. Wow. I did eventually figure out he meant "underdogs", like the antonym of "favourite to win", but the first interpretation my mind assigned to that sentence was, "oh dear lord this man enjoys being mounted by dogs."
Same here.💀
To be honest i didn't get the joke until i read this comment so
Lmfao
Context for Brittany: a "rainbow baby" is a baby conceived and born after a previous miscarriage, having a baby after a miscarriage is considered very special
Thanks for the explanation. My guesses would've been worse than that and clearly off the mark.
She still seems to have painted herself into a corner with those restrictions though.
guess that makes me a double rainbow baby, considering i’m the firstborn after 2 consecutive miscarriages
This reddit just seems like casual roasts to them or the other person with the other person not realizing at first
Oh yeah because it's not real.
it’s like people have to add /s or /j after everything they say otherwise the other person will take it too seriously
I think Robin says “I can’t read today” in every video he does and I respect that
And sometimes it's too true... I adore Robin, but when he actually misreads stuff in a way that changes the meaning of the post and then calls the posting person stupid (as in 1:49), it makes me a little uneasy.
@@lisaty5937Yeah I agree, it pretty much ruins it.
7:41 explanation! Rainbow baby is what people refer to a pregnancy which happens after a miscarriage or stillborn. Basically something happened in her previous pregnancy causing the infant to “not be alive” (ytb censor), and now she has a presumably successful pregnancy. Apologies if its too wordy, im open to advice on fixing it!
Oh my god that is so not what I thought it meant, thank you 😅
Tinder, the best, and most chaotic subreddit.
And..strange
True lmao
ah yes, my facorite subreddit, instagram
@@elianhg2144 yes my favorite
Ah, a fellow aroace watcher
Have a good ace day!
"Romance is not dead, it's on life support"
-Robin 2023
Imma steal this
Way to go Kenny! Hope it all works out good for you both ^^
What are the odds that Kenny found and matched with Emma
I love the high standards ones because none of them are people that deserve someone that matches all those checkmarks.
The update from Kenny was the closure I didn’t know I needed. That girl is hilarious.
"If your height begins with 5, your bank better have 5 zeroes. "
4 ft mf'ers: *We're in*
1:38 well that escalated quickly
2:27 the update we need: “anyway we’re getting married now”
that interaction with Caleb was damn sweet
" Romance is not dead. It's on life support." -robin 2023
Tone in text is why we invented emojis and new uses for punctuation.
I have discovered a fundamental flaw in my personality. "SKILL ISSUE" is a hilarious response to me .
I like how that one woman was all "only platonic low intensity stuff before marriage" and then finished with Domination and pegging.
Hell of a whiplash.
It reeks of someone who is sexually repressed and wants to get married to bang.
Robin: talks about how keyboard warriors have a lot of strength because they hide behind anime profile pictures.
Me: *looks at editor Kenny who is characterized by an anime character*
Kenny, Kenny please I’m sorry, I didn’t know the real definition of keyboard warrior.
Pfft-
but is he a keyboard warrior?
@@kiiturii have you seen editors? I think they count.
@@runningthemeta5570 uhh.. I don't think you know what a keyboard warrior is lol
@@kiiturii oh no, don’t tell me it’s something bad. I thought the person was just really good with computers
5:07
BRO THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD LINE
imagine like "Applebees"
"See you at 6 then"
tinder isn't even a dating site anymore lmao
I don’t get the height thing tbh. I’m 5’10 and my husband is also 5’10 and I love that. I cannot imagine thinking less of him because he’s not 6’5
"Nah, he's gotta be 8'11 or he's too short." - Toxic Dater logic
when he's 5'12 instead of 6'
he's gotta be 355'1 or he's useless
My bf is a little bit taller than me but we're both fairly short, he's the perfect height for me to hug and I make him feel tall so it's pretty sweet lmao
I think its fine to have a preference but you dont have to treat people like crap like these people do
Virgin AND sexually adventurous?! Bro, the adventurer equivalent of a virgin is someone who's never even seen grass.
He said I hope god ignores you, not himself xD
16:07 you can just feel Robin fumbling the quick time event, realizing it'd be uninteresting to use "died" twice and instead of choosing "sick" or "ran over" decided upon "blown up."
No matter what they say about your height, you still got a selfie with Captain America, dude.
"are you stupid" he says as he reads the post wrong lol
i love the amount that he reads wrong and then just commits to as if it was right
0:45 : "I only want ale if it starts with c and ends with b
Me : *crab*
Kenny and Meme girl are now my OTP
No, actually:
"I hit a fence and tree with my car"
"Skill issue"
is fucking hilarious. That's such a good joke in that context.
I love getting Editor Kenny lore
I just checked, and adults can enter Legoland theme parks without a child. You usually need a child with you to go into the Legoland discovery centers, but some of those do also have adult only evenings where adults can go in by themselves. I do think it’s kind of dumb to require that you bring a child with you to get into these places, because it implies that you have to give up having fun as soon as you turn 18 (which is BS, adults should be allowed to enjoy things too)
The only thing I can assume is that it's a safety or liability thing. Lots of children congregating in a single place.
@@pennyforyourthots OK but if that’s the case why are there none for adults? We wanna have fun too.
(Actually that might be a really good idea. An indoor play place exclusively for adults who miss their childhood and want to go back to a time before they realized that adulthood is not what they were promised)
Dang who would've knew the most recent EzPz editor is matched with Kenny.
I think i can tell the connection because Emma used neco arc noises as censor edits.
When he said "I'm playing war zone" and she asked "what's that?"...
Like, what did she think he was doing? Running around making gun noises and pretending to drive a tank?
Not only that, how is owning a gaming console a turnoff? like tf? If you've dated 2 dudes with a game console and didn't like them, thats a YOU problem goodness gracious me.
When I say "I'm playing Fallout" and she says "What's that?"
Like what did you think I was doing, nuking the entire planet?
These people on tinder with some of these requirements are essentially causing eugenics.
I don't understand
@@melchiorlise2466 eugenics is the process of selecting certain traits that one considers superior. By having such harsh requirements, you are breeding out traits you don't like. It's what the Nazi's were doing to create their master race.
I think that last one is actually positive. If 5' needs five 0's, 6' would need to be a millionaire. Our 1' short kings can get there with a tenner.
12:16 “it's on life support ” help me I am dying
1:55 yelling 'are you stupid' while being too dense to read 1 sentence correctly is a work of art really.
4:14 So, people aren't allowed to just have a hobby? Okay, there goes all of my career opportunities.
Normally these videos just make me lose faith in humanity, but this one was entertaining
SWF is an acronym stemming from Craigslist hookup culture. It means Single White Female. Hope that helps
1:56 Says he, after misreading the simple sentence and getting mad at it not making sense:
nerly 23 minutes of reasons why i am not on any dating site 😳
What he said
5 zeroes with a comma can be a lot less if you use the European method of switching commas and periods with decimals
9:45 This is something that I would send to one of my friends because they unironically have a lot of these issues but they joke about it a lot
16:20 any time someone tells me that kind of thing i give the sort of genaric "ooh fuck, im sorry to hear that. i know how bad [whatever] can feel. i hope things work out"
1:39 That sounds like every Discord conversation ever
18:34 nothing but the average conversation between best friends 😅😅
Emkay just completely depletes my faith in humanity
Stop watching it. You'll regain your humanity.
Please make this the top comment
You mean you have any left?
I think a photo with Chris Evans (or any celebrity that isn't a douchebag) is an accomplishment in itself.
YOU READ THE "GOD IGNORES YOU" ONE INCORRECTLY AGGGGGHHHHHH
Honestly, a lot of women on dating apps are like the neckbeards of reddit, rude, shallow and have nothing to offer. The imbalance between the amount of men and women on dating really seems to inflate their ego.
You wants someone with a SYMMETRICAL FACE?? WHAT?
Omg editor Kenny is that you! Love editor Kenny
Another successful "I'm not touching tinder for a fortnight after watching this video", thanks. 😁👍
I'll take no messages over pretty much every one of those interactions.
Mmmmmm yeah ppl weird tbh
I mean I am still getting used to having less limbs on this body
@@christophergoldshot9028 ........I have no idea what to say to that, except maybe "hope you're doing ok there my dude" 🤗
@@crypticumbra1016 yes I was only saying it's hard to acclimate with two pair of limbs instead of 6
@@christophergoldshot9028 oh, lol. Thought you might say something like your fifth limb is in recovery and that's the reason for a break from tinder. 😄
I feel like half of these aren't even Tinder, it's just Hinge.
Most of them are unhinged if that counts
GOOD LUCK KENNY
Jokes on you ROBIN! I've seen all of these on Reddit already! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
5:40 i can't tell a difference in intent behind the voice and that scares me. idk why
Man, that one dude had some major paradoxes in his statement. It has to be a troll post.
How is a virgun supposed to be sexually adventurous? Also, im not sure what a size 00 is, but I imagine it'll be hard to keep that size and regularly have hamburgers...
Alright, Kenny!🤣
3:15 I know it. Repprt the convo,cause the i jate you line,is personal,aggressive,and could be a threat,ao not just block,hit report in evry category
8:50 She's only five years older than him, Lmao.
20:42 I don't see a problem, it's just minimalistic and humble
To all the people who think height is important:
*I hope you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit.*
7:51
A rainbow baby is the term for the child born/conceived after a miscarriage or still birth, upsetting topic but I’m glad that she is going to have a baby even if her bio is a big confusing
When I googled "SWF", I got "Sovereign Wealth Fund", and assumed it was that since he said looking for million dollar baby
I think it stands for single white female but I could be wrong
@@BarnacleBoy42069 Oh it definitely does, but it was funny to get it as the first result lol
3:30 Ah yes, the Annoying Dog.
Edit: I appreciate the Undertale/Deltarune music in this video
As an Ethan the thumbnail gave me an aneurysm
I agree with the height/weight bullcrap like I'm not here to give you a physical. That's up with you and your doctor. 🤨
16:38 this made my day slurm
22:38 A bank account with 5 zeros and a comma? 1,000.00
5:25 oh tone indicators, my love-hate beloved
Watching this... lowers my hopes of finding a date. SIGNIFICANTLY.
2:22 lmfao no fucking way, I love that
11:00 that reads like a bitter ex who made an account to make fun of their ex
that’s what i was thinking!
20:28 I would just say the classic line:Got no bitches? So your momma doesn't count?
you do not need kids to go to Legoland. I went without kids. But tbf it was in the middle of the night, to do my 2nd job contracting work on taking down their Halloween shit and beginning to set up their Christmas shit
19:11 me seeing the screenshot: man charge your darn phone
Damn that keyboard looks awesome tho 😂
21:20 "Did you have a sexual identity crisis in the military?" "I'm asking if you banged some dudes." That's a sexuality crisis. Not a sexual identity crisis.
Rainbow baby is the term for a baby after a miscarriage, stillbirth, or baby that passed soon after birth.
22:15 Single White Female
I have never been on a dating site (except okcupid but that was for the quizzes back in the oughts)
Alright height, you can't change. Weight.. you can change that lol. I think it's perfectly acceptable to say no based on a person's weight.
you can't always change it
@@jasperjazzie If you have a medical condition, there are treatments to mitigate it. You can definitely change it. But I'm not talking about those people.
@@jasperjazzie Can't change it if your dead by 30 lol
I do not have anything like Instagram or Snapchat. I don't really care for social media. I have a boyfriend and we have been in each other's lives for many years. You don't "need" social media or anything of the sort to find a significant other. Just having common ground (we are both in the furry community) and have time to build a relationship. Social media and the internet can help, but you can find love anywhere.
The slime/slerm guy could totally get it
I have such a good opener for Stella:
"I've waited years... by now it must be 23 years"
I'm 23 years old
I really hooe someone will get this joke
My bank account has infinite number of zeros. They just happen to be in front of all the other numbers.
I am pretty sure that anyone who asks for Snap exclusively wants to send/receive nudes. Even random folks I have met online that want Snap all seem to want that, so I'm convinced that's the only reason they ask on Tinder. >~> Which means to me if you ask and you don't have one, and they're like "lol not interested" they weren't really interested in dating ... not that, that's what that is used for anymore.
Fellas, never date a girl who isn't into games, if you're REALLY into games.
I've been there about 6 times, and there's always gonna be a fight and drama about how I spend _my_ time.
Women play video games too. Find one who does.
My girlfriend saw the thumbnail and because my name is Ethan, she gave me a huge disappointed look in the eyes.
Why you gotta do this to me man.
I hope she understands that many people can have the same names. Good luck to you.
Why you gotta be like that Ethan?
@@RisingRevengeance 😆
22:15 for anyone who is curious… SWF is single white female
15:00 why? Why is it forbidden for adults to enjoy things
5:48 The thing is, that texts can show emotions with emoticons and proper grammer.
"Where then? Put your money, where your mouth is."
OR
"Where then xD? Let see you "put your money where your mouth is" lol."
I think both of these convey different messages? I might be wrong though.
10:27 this person is ableist lol
The numbers from the "ginger joke" girl are from the TV show Friends.