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- Top posts from r/Tinder on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Tinder genuinely scares me most of the time. Love your videos
Ruined the 69 likes
yes
Zom
@@PatataChip_Alt ok and
@@_unearthed And zom because me like zom
6:05 "I don't need you, *I want you*"
That is a very healthy way to think of relationships!
Exactly! Who wants needy?
@@DrT0705 Nobody from my experience, thank you very much!
Definitely healthier if you aren't co-dependent. I'd prefer to date someone who's confidently independent 👌
@@lampylightbulb exactly! And nice seeing you reply to this 6 month hold comment!
Totally agree. And those who want someone to actually need them are probably quite manipulative. But do most guys really dislike girls for having healthy amount of independence, or is it likely something else "wrong" with that woman? (which could be a lot of things)
Man at this point I’d take even a single match on Tinder at this point 😭
Lol
same ngl
you really love emkay don’t you
Lol
bitch said "at this point" twice
wait- Robins bi?-
mind blown
one of my favorite narrators turns out to be gay...all my favorites are gay like me
Roses are red violets are blue im gay and so are you
i got so happy when he said that xD
@@HopeIsADrug11037 samee
@@daily_dose_of_cars Amazing poetry.
Im bi too lol
1:40
I _FELT_ THE BI ENERGY!
Good for you btw!
10:23 Alia Shawkat played Maeby on Arrested Development. One of the running jokes on the show is that her cousin George Michael had a crush on her.
Now we need a grindr video to match
Absolutely, that would be so dope.
yes.
“3.5 kids”
*guy walks in with 3 kids and carrying one split in half*
whats up?
Vertically or horizontally?
@@sexyxavier diagonally
I think it said 3.5 pie
Which should be about 11
*King Solomon enters the chat*
@@monus782 who
I love this content, I'm glad to see Robin is enjoying this
Also we have the same name, lol
@@hailed5285 wow what a coincidence its almost as if you're the *SAME PERSON* 🤓
Man I love the "arghhhh" blur. It makes me laugh.
If i was to create a tinder profile in US it would read something like "I have the mental capacity to drive a stick in a country where over 90% of the cars are automatic."
And then you'll get the response: "Oh, so you have the mental capacity to do something that is 90% useless."
@@brandyhooper5151 A mixture of dyslexia and my texts auto correcting into what it thinks I want.
@@brandyhooper5151 Context goes a long way. Op's statement was that they live in a country where 90% of the vehicles are automatic, and have the ability to drive stick. Meaning that in their location, they have a skill that would hardly be used.
My reply was an indirect criticism of the idea that bragging about unimportant skills like the ability to write in cursive, drive stick in the US, know how to make a floppy disk, etc. Is a very poor way of measuring one's worth, and is ultimately not as impressive as say having the skills to hack a computer, cook a 3 star meal from scratch, maintain a garden, or other skills that can and will be used in situations that would benefit the person or the one they are trying to impress.
@@brandyhooper5151 The ability to make clothing is a useful skill, and even if you don't make clothes for other people, fashion is a form of art and expression.
Don't get me wrong, having skills that not a lot of people have isn't bad. There a Japanese swordsmiths who craft swords in the traditional Japanese way dispite it not being as efficient as modern techniques. But it is a way of keeping their traditions alive and it can be considered a form of art akin to martial art. But driving stick as of now, isn't seen as artful or particularly unuiqe because as you said, it's not all that uncommon, especially outside of the US.
That isn't the point. The accuracy of the claim is irrelevant. I don't care what percentage of vehicles are automatic or manual, it only effects my comment if 100% of all vehicles are automatic, or 50% or less.
I did the math, and 4 meters is about 13 feet. So I guess if you want to date Sarah, than you’ve got to be taller than a 1 story house
Love the part where the incels on Reddit read some girls obvious joke bio and take it as 100% serious.
fr lol
is this bait?
edit: yea this is 100% bait
You know it's a good day when Emkay uploads a video
They literally upload everyday
@@Bjix That's the point
@@theonewhoasked.444 that’s a positive way to see things
My friend and her partner met on Tinder. They’ve been together for 4 years.
2:39 do I get to yell: "That's my purse, I don't know you!" because if so...
Actually met my wife of 6 years on Facebook. Wasn't actively using it for dating, but still.
Lmao congrats
I thought your wife was 6 years old for a second 💀
@@weebdweeb3951 Bruh lmao
@@weebdweeb3951 glad that lasted just a second
3:36 I didn't expecting the aaaugh there
5:48 YO WTF. WHO STEALING MY IDENTITY I AINT NO WHOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine meeting someone on a dating app and then you just... date them. Date the person who you just met. Couldn't be me.
imagine using it for what it's for, yea who even does that. sounds like something a law-loving person would say smh
9:32 the fact he just talking and then *CENSOR* makes her profile even better🤣🤣
He just reads out whatever he wants, barely reading what's on the screen. 😂
Why does my dad -perfectly- somewhat fit her criteria? 5:04
The campus AND self employed 22 year old was actually just an MLM hun-bot who thinks she's an entrepreneur because they gave her a website landing page.
How to tell that Robin has never watched Arrested Development
Wait 1:45
Did Robin come out there or was he already out?
Also Bi King Robin lesgo
Emkay is my favorite reddit memes channel
Robin being bi makes everything make so much more sense
it does, yea.
The first one: *exists*
Me: ChArLiE aNd NiCk?!?!
1:43 this is how I think coming out should be just casually
When double standards not met, triple quadruple it.
-4:58
Amy age 22 sounds like a genius holy crap.
2:39 this is the first time i've ever seen someone make a blood lad aka Buraddo Raddo reference and i'm honestly so happy because i was starting to think i was the only one who watched the anime
I thought it looked familiar! It's been so long since I saw the anime I didn't recognize it at first. It's actually pretty good, I'm always surprised not more people know about it
@@Sleepless.Nights same, i'm also upset there was never a season 2, it really just left us on a cliffhanger
@@ง̀-́ง-ญ2ซ yea, I went and started reading the manga after finding out there wasn't more anime
13:25 AND HIS NAME IS BRANDON?! THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS HB 💀 THATS HILARIOUS not for the person he was texting but like- COME ON ITS LITERALLY STRAIGHT FROM HB
when homie said sure to eight inches. XD. you good brosky
Facebook dating is actually a thing. My best friend met her husband that way and I met my boyfriend there.
found my significant other via tinder. so i can say there is a small chance for it to work
I love how if you listen very closely you can hear very faint Undertale and Deltarune music
Last bro just said "no Colombians who smoke" why gotta be specific
0:00 - 0:09 *hey ya starts playing but its just them saying hey ya over and over*
10:54 that's literally a fic I'm currently writing lol
the augh got me everytime man damn
Lmao I have 3 cars and they are all manual. Ive had numerous girls question wtf is wrong with my car. One asked me "do you keep playing with that handle because you're trying to tell me something because its not going to work." Aaand that ended that date.
Unfortunately manual will die and automatic will be the norm
@@__TK___ they've already started putting artificial standard transmissions into EV's that mimic an actual standard. They'll never die lol.
5:14 these expectations are messed up, I don't know if what I'm about to say about myself is at all accurate, but I did a calculation on my own body, and I was expecting myself to be about 1% body fat, but I'm about 5%... my ribs are all visible, my body has a semi sharp curve inwards where my ribs go in, my clavicals are as pronounced as you could expect from one of those skinny female models, my jugular veins pump visibly and I have a thigh gap (I'm a male)... all this with 5% body weight. I am 6'0.5" and around 140 LBs. I hope no one starves themself to get with her...
just in case anyone is wondering, I'm not annorexic, I'm just like this, LOL, a high metabolism.
edit: ok, was it a joke I didn't get? 4 meters is 13 feet.
2:33 that offer is relatively common
i’ve only used tinder for a year and i’ve gotten that offer like five times
I'm dying at the censor sound every fucking time lmao
0:32, so you're telling me.. you would eat shit covered in gold plating?
Hey EmKay, nice content 😀
please bring the intro back. I loved the intros
6:55 Sir that's a kidney...
Every Filipino that has ever existed uses Facebook for dating Mr Robin
Cmon it’s been 13 days till we saw a wholesome sub
Wow. My phone is bugging and the video is nothing, but audio. AMAZING
New outro is lit
15:09 that's in muskogee oklahoma and I'm 80% sure I know that particular Cody too. Was a band nerd and tried for years to pass himself off as a gigachad because he got made fun of in school lmao
My brother's Alexa just went off
2:00 my small brain doesn't understand this
I dont get what they meant at 1:58
5:22 The tallest person who ever lived was Robert Wadlow. He was 2.72 meters tall and died at the age of 22 due to complications involving his height. Whatever the hell Sarah is smoking, I fuckin want some
Hol'up Robin's bi!.
Been watching emkay for a long as* time and didn't know .
Let's go another bi brother
he could say "bi bi" as a short outro to the video
Ik right he acts and talks normal respect
@@PandaStrong1 "normal" like I'm not sure about who you meet, but I never met a gay or bi person who talks abnormally.
Anyway I hope you have a good day.
@@mocabulary6578 I mean in the high pitch overly feminine voice that gay or bi men talk in and he doesn't make his sexuality his entire personality
@@PandaStrong1 I get that but I think the term for that is "femboy" (the whole feminine voice and stuff)and I don't think that femboys make it their entire personality.
But I get that there is still a lot of guys out there who make their entire personality around being gay or straight.
I think even people who do make it their personality are better than people who are insecure about their sexuality.
BTW this discussion turned out surprisingly civil. I don't expect that a lot in the comment section of TH-cam.
I saw the title and got my hopes up
1:31 excuse me dan snider
The start is just heartstopper in a nutshell
EMKAY IS BI CONFIRMED
1:41
💖💜💙 Love you Robin!
4:22
Ok Zach hazard, what ever you say.
Literally everyone 20-35 finds their significant other on tinder. There's literally no other way anymore. At least in Sweden it is so. "regular" asking for hookups at pubs only leads to a std, if you're lucky.
3:52 I actually met my wife on Facebook, we've been together for 9 years
Congrats, and I don't mean that sarcastically
dude, that intro called at least 4 horses to my house
1:41 straight, gay, and only 3 miles away
I'm sorry but your logic at 6:02 hurt my brain. The post was saying she isn't looking for someone she "needs", she's looking for someone she "wants".
6:28 If I ever went near Tinder (fat chance I have a bf) I'd add her because she seems like a rad friend
The guy in the thumbnail looks like Speed if he was a normal human being
I watch these in an attempt to understand love, and I don't think it will work
Okay but that dungeons and daddies reference tho
Waiting for somebody to be Anakin Skywalker or Obi Wan Kenobi on Tinder
9:30
How is this girl 19 but has 6 kids
She’s lying….. right?
Its most likely a joke (or its in reference to pets) but if we assume its true we have a few possible scenarios:
1) she has had 1 kid basically every year since she was 13
2) she has had some combination of twins/triplets and singles, meaning she could have had kids anywhere from 14 (1 set of twins and 4 regular kids) to 17 (2 sets of triplets)
Both of these assume shes basically immediately trying for another after one is born.
Thanks for doing the math
7:22 WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY NAME
1:44 I guess he have straight way to find a bf
15:16 really over here like a Xbox group post damn
5:20 I'll never be good enough 😞
I think my humor is broken at the first one
10:20 Arrested Development. Michael Cera's character crushed hard on his cousin played by Alia Shawkat.
My best friend gets told all the time that she's a catfish account because she's a dime.
The thumbnail reminds me of Tiffany. I can’t be the only one thinking that
7:12 He became the gen z in Facebook memes made by boomers
I'll have you all know, I met my fiancée via Facebook dating. 😂😂😂
6:26 me too hannah
That’s amy girl basically exactly like me but older
Show up with a motorbike. Most of them are manual, and she couldn't tell the difference anyway.
*"Hey." Like 12 times*
What a Romeo 13:37
Romeo and Juliet
You guys know that women can wear rings other than engagement rings, right? I have some too, often wearing one on my index finger, and it means literally nothing. Internet confuses y'all.
Nice video!
1:43
They’re straight,
They’re gay,
And they’re 3 miles away.
3:55 craigslist dating
Dude, Robin is amazing!
Tinder. It exists! How fun.
A coworker of mine found her new boyfriend over facebook dating. Maybe it depends on the country you are from? Sorry for my bad english 🙂
Your English is fine. Better than a lot of native speakers lmao
@@door-chan thank you 🙂
9:49
How Did We Get Here?
Have all effects on at once.
Tinder as a people watching app. Huh.